#i wouldnt be doing so to try and get into a relationship

[platonicmoonwater00]

AND IT FITS SO WELL COS IVE ALWAYS SEEN EVAN AS THIS SORT OF MASC(KINDA SCARY TO PEOPLE HE DOESNT KNOW) ACE GUY BUT LIKE AT THE SAME TIME HE'LL GO TO MARDI GRAS AND WEAR A BRIGHT PINK G-STRING ON HIS HEAD AND ALSO HAS THE CUTEST SMILE AND LOVES HIS GRANDMA(I THINK HE GOT KICKED OUT BY HIS DAD AND MOVED IN WITH HIS GRAN LIKE DARCY IN HEART STOPPER. THE FANDOM CROSSOVERS IN MY HC ARE CRAZY)

WHEREAS BARTY IS THIS(ALSO KINDA SCARY) MORE ANDROGYNOUS GUY(IK DARRENS NB BTW BUT I STAN FTM BARTY WHOS SO FUCKING PETTY HE NAMES HIMSELF AFTER HIS TRANSPHOBIC FATHER) IN THE WAY HE ACTS AND DRESSES ETC ETC BARTY WEARS SKIRTS. BUT ALSO ITS BEEN PRETTY WIDELY AGREED UPON IN THE FANDOM THAT BARTY IS A VERY SEXUAL PERSON(*COUGH COUGH DARREN*) WHO NOBODY WOULD EXPECT TO GO OUT WITH AN ACE PERSON. IN FACT I DOUBT HE HAD ACTUALLY HAD ANY REAL RELATIONSHIPS BEFORE, WETHER IT WAS BECAUSE HE ONLY WANTED SEX FROM THEM BC HE WASNT, UNBEKNOWNST TO HIM, IN LOVE WITH EVAN(OR IS DEMIROMANTIC AND NEVER WAS ABLE TO KNOW PEOPLE LONG ENOUGH TO REALLY FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT THEM. < I STAN DEMIROMANTIC BARTY SO HARD)

OR(THIS IS IMPORTANT IT NEEDS ITS OWN PARAGRAPH) BECAUSE OF HIS REPUTATION AS SOMEONE WHO SLEEPS AROUND(SINCE HE WOULD NEVER INITIALLY HAVE FEELINGS PEOPLE ASSUMED A RELATIONSHIP WASNT WHAT HE WANTED WHEN REALLY IT WAS BUT HE NEEDED TO GET TO KNOW THE PERSON MORE TO LIKE THEM THAT WAY BUT THEY WERE GONE BEFORE HE COULD) PEOPLE WOULDNT REALLY ASK HIM OUT OR EVEN TRY TO GET TO KNOW HIM, EVEN IF HE SUGGESTED GOING ON DATES OR SAID HE WANTED MORE THAN JS SEX BUT HE WANTED TO GET TO KNOW THEM FIRST. AND THEYD JS USE HIM FOR SEX.

OBVIOUSLY IN THE 70S THEY DIDNT HAVE LABELS FOR THESE THINGS(HELL IVE WATCHED 2000S SHOWS WHERE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN AWARE OF BI PEOPLE EXISTING) SO BARTY WOULD THINK THAT SINCE HE DIDNT INITIALLY HAVE FEELINGS THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM(SIMILARLY TO EVAN IN YOUR MICROFIC) AND HE WOULD LISTEN TO DORCAS TALK ABOUT THE GRYFFINDOR BEATER WHO SHES ONLY TALKED TO A COUPLE TIMES, SAYING HOW MUCH SHE HATES HER(WHEN ITS CLEAR THAT SHE DOESNT). AND HED SEE PANDORA PRACTICALLY WORSHIPPING THIS PERSON SHES HAD ONE CONVERSATION WITH(XENOPHILIUS OR LILY, TAKE YOUR PICK). AND REGULUS, TALKING ABOUT JAMES; "WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING CONSIDERATE". AND SURE, THEY TALK ABOUT HOW HOT THESE PEOPLE ARE(DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY) BUT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT THEY PREFER TO SWOON OVER THEIR PERSONALITIES AND THE THINGS THEY DO AND HOW THEY TREAT OTHER PEOPLE.

SO HE THINKS THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM UNTIL HE REALISES HE FEELS THAT WAY ABOUT EVAN AND EVERYTHING FALLS INTO PLACE.

to be clear i dont think darren is demiromantic i js got carried away from comparing rosekiller to... da$h? idk their ship name.

i literally just woke up i wrote so much oml

@rosekillermicrofic - november 28th - monster - word count: 472

“Barty! I’m not wired that way! I can’t make you happy”

“I don’t need sex to be happy, Ev! I want you for who you are!” Barty yelled, trying to get Evan to believe him.

Evan’s hands flew above his head. “Why?! I’m a freak. I’m a- a monster!”

“Evan, no. That is not true” except Evan still had his doubts.

“Rosie… I love you, and I’ll love you even if you are a monster. We can be monsters together”

“But you love sex”

“I do, but not enough that it’s gonna stop me from being with the person I love” sitting next to Evan on the bed, Barty put an arm around him. “Trust me, I can live without it”

“How long have you ever gone without… having sex?”

“I don’t know. Like, four months” he answered truthfully.

“Right. And so you’d be totally fine if we never did it at all?”

“How many times do I have to say that I don’t need sex to be happy?” He said with a chuckle.

Evan had an unsure smile on his face. Barty needed him to know that he loved him no matter what.

“Evan, you mean the world to me. You have accepted and loved me despite all my shit. Let me do the same for you”

Evan’s hands made their way to Barty’s thighs and pulled him into his lap to straddle him.

“Geez, Bee… you are an angel sent from fucking heaven. You know that?”

“More like a demon from hell” Barty replied, wrapping his arms around the other boys neck.

“Demons were all once angels”

“Well, you seem to be feeling a bit better” Barty said with a light giggle, running his hands through Evan’s hair.

“Yeah. A little”

“I love you, Rosie”

“I know” he said, pressing a kiss to Barty’s lips. “I love you too, Bat”

Evan was truly grateful to have Barty. No one was like him. No one was as accepting and understanding. He really was an angel, despite what others thought of him, and especially what Barty thought of himself.

They were both fucked up, yes. But they had each other. They were made for each other. Evan had always known that but now… now it was clearer. Now, he knew he and Barty would be together forever, no matter what they were, or what they went through.

Evan sighed with his forehead pressed to Barty’s and whispered “Je t'aime tellement, mon ange”

[thisqueernerd]

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[puhpandas]

I think the reason beckory works well is that tony has a habit of getting self righteous and in his own head about things but Gregory isnt afraid to tell him off or call him out about things. the point of tony in ggy is that nobody ever told him that how hes treating other people isnt good, so that's why he got so bad. but tony would be close to Gregory and have every rational reason in the world to listen to Gregory so when he would say something like "you're treating ellis badly and that's not what a good friend does, you need to do better" hed actually listen and take it into account and improve himself

[happybunnykat]

I think Jmart would work really well in a Pride and Prejudice au bc I think Jon proposing to Martin while insulting him would be funny.

[punkiio]

I know that, as of right now, Lucy and Maximus are the canon relationship in the show (and I like them together)... But I can't help but think that the show has the perfect opportunity to use Dane and Maximus as commentary on the way queer people in the military were treated in that era (40s-50s) and what their lives were like, if they decide to make Dane and Maximus have at least a little thing together...

[faaun]

i feel rly sad and conflicted abt one of my best friends on earth but idk who to ask for advice bc i usually would have consulted her in this situation lmao

[slutdge]

Not to get deep here or anything but i really think i dont want to have a relationship with my sister anymore and ive been reflecting on that a lot. like sure she didnt abuse me or really do anything to directly traumatize me, but she voted against me having human rights because im queer, as well as voting for a party that wants to harm first nations people despite both of us being first nations i just.... i dont think i can forgive her for that. weve had laughs and good times together but i find myself unable to forgive her for her politics. i wouldn't tolerate bigotry from anyone else, i shouldnt tolerate it from someone just cause theyre family.

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

oh to have a patron god who unconditionally loves you to bits.....

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[meetthegofer]

getting to knowww you getting to know all abouuuut you

[facelessfractal]

Need somebody to bonk me on the head. Vent in the tags. They get off topic and its all not great so idk

[schrodingers-romy]

Sae itoshi is slowly infecting my thoughts and it's shidous fault

[mcybree]

Random limlife Scott rant, GO!

I got this ask and decided that I’d give it my best shot but got so mad on my skim through some of the moments I remembered that I gave up.

[universalthaumaturge]

ok i get why anthy has creature of delirium now

[squipdop]

sorry im a god gale truther btw i DO think he should get to usurp mystra and ascend to godhood and i do think that should be an absolutely awful thing to happen to him but also literally everyone else. sorry

[xoshepard]

fucking vindication man

my sister was just minding her business in the basement eating breakfast and my stepdad came down and asked "why do you have the light on" and she was like "so i can see?" and the thing about my stepdad is that he's incapable of softening his tone (and will pretend he doesnt understand that his tone is aggressive even though he can understand when YOUR tone is aggressive/rude) so even an innocuous question like that sounds like an attack, so my sister's response was also super subdued and irritated. this isn't the first time an exchange like that has happened but it was the first time that he kinda hesitated and was like "wait what did i just say that upset you?" and she started to speak like she was going to explain, then thought better of it and just said "it's nothing"

LIKE YEAH DUDE. WHEN YOU CREATE AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THEY CONSTANTLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THEMSELVES TO YOU AND AT THE SAME TIME THEY CAN'T BE COMFORTABLE BRINGING UP THINGS YOUVE DONE OR SAID TO UPSET THEM WITHOUT YOU JUST ARGUING WITH THEM TO JUSTIFY HOW THEYRE WRONG FOR BEING UPSET AND YOUVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG, THEN PEOPLE ARENT GONNA FUCKIN TALK TO YOU. ITS SO SIMPLE.

[iidsch]

now that i've completed all the character episodes and fought with or against all characters i can finally make a tier list with my opinion on everyone ✌