#i would laugh

[revvethasmythh]

is robbie about to romance liam again

[lesbianherald]

WAIT IT WAS MELVIKA THE SHIP YOU ACCIDENTALLY BLOCKED WAS MELVIKA BEE THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY

yes. in the quest to rid my dashboard of straight viktor I muted them unknowingly. blocked them. they vanished. suddenly no melvika anywhere. didn't know why. nobody has suffered the way i suffered. i was starved. i was confused. i was lost. i was scared.

[iffyraga]

I find it so funny when ppl use the greek mythology as reference for the planets in solarballs (don't get me wrong, i love it), but just imagine how weird it would be to do it more literally lol

“Earth (Gaia) created a stone sickle for Saturn (Cronus, son of Gaia; aka Earth) to castrate Uranus (father of Cronus; aka Saturn) and threw his testicles into the sea. They caused the sea to foam and out of that white foam Venus (Aphrodite) was born” THIS IS SO FUNNY GUYS

[aashiqeddiediaz]

the real question is - where the hell is christopher while eddie’s making these frantic hardware store trips hmm??? COULD IT BE with evan buckley 😌 

(evan buckley the school project master according to the ao3 buddie tag)

[judesidepiece]

The Prisoner's Throne SPOILERS

What if HB writes Taryn as Nicasia's suitor in the next series and makes nicaryn canon....

[sparklecryptid]

Do I know who she is? No. Do I love her? Yes. Am I tempted to make her an official oc? Also yes.

[majokothesmol]

In celebration of Mochi Mayhem (less than 24hours) I will draw Kieran with a very specific squip. (More under cut for spoiler reasons)

So word on the net is that Pecharunt controls others by feeding them mochi. Supposedly, Kieran eats this mochi to get harder better faster stronger (dude just can't catch a break.)

So a mind-controlling thing directs its host by getting them to consume a substance known for self-improvement. Said mind-controlling thing manages to get into the head of a teen boy who wants to be "better" than who he is right now.

Y'know what other piece of media has that happen as the central focus? Be More Chill.

Squip, Pecharunt. Mochi, nanotech pill. Best friend falling out because of messy drama? Absolutely.

Oh yeah. It's all coming together.

[mysicklove-main]

i sometimes catch myself liking bakugou, but then i imagine him dabbing and it makes me want to kms

[moon-tickets]

Imagine watching Good Omens 2. Da Leak has not happened and the credits roll. So you nervously but patiently wait for the post credits scene.

And it never happens.

[insanityclause]

It would be hilarious if she jumped into a relationship with someone else very very soon.

Or he did...

[peppertaemint]

Plot twist what if LSM joins the Hybe board

There's gonna be a twist. There has to be, and this is just as probable as any other guess... Hybe & LSM have some plan or agreement in place. That's for certain.

[bluejaysgonerogue]

that’s actually so funny though

Jason: it’s always “we love you, you’re apart of our family too, you’re enjoyable to be around, please come home for dinner, blah blah blah,” until you make ONE trauma compensating joke…

Duke: Jason you said “damn this chicken tastes better than the concrete floor of that warehouse lmao” on the anniversary of your own death

Tim: you literally made dick cry

[my-darling-boy]

I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[thirteendaysintaunton]

the funniest thing feh could do for a 3h kid banner is Felix and Edelgard as the duo with crazy movement and galeforce shenanigans

[ineffabeatlemindpalace]

It wasn't that I wasn't feeling anything

More like feeling everything at once