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Bruce is beekeeping age, but Artemis would still smash
I respect and agree.
Artemis (Amazon): Jason, your dad is at “beekeeping age.” You know what that means?
Jason refused to respond; he already knew where this conversation was headed. But Artemis took his silence as an invitation to elaborate on the slang term.
Artemis: It means he’s an attractive, middle-aged man—usually in his 40s or 50s. You know, the kind of guy who would keep bees and make his own honey.
Jason (monotone): That’s not something he does.
Artemis (undeterred): He doesn’t have to do that exactly. It’s just cute how he’s the cape crusader at night, but at home, he’s such an emo dork—like a businessman and a cool dad.
Jason pretended to examine his soda can, regretting that he had said anything at all. He wondered how the conversation had even started.
Artemis: He’s kind of cute—tough, tall, and handsome. How old is your dad?
Jason brought his hands together, trying to block out the thoughts swirling in his head.
Artemis: He’s definitely at "beekeeping age." Some Amazons even call him a DILF.
Jason (whispering to himself): I wonder if I killed myself and got thrown in the pit, would I forget this?
Artemis (looking longingly): He reads books, he’s always there for you guys. He protects you like he protects Gotham. I never had a dad, but my mom wasn’t even there for me like that.
Jason refused to respond, taking a long drink from his soda can instead.
Artemis (wistfully): The crazy thing is, none of my former partners—besides you, of course—have made my heart flutter like Bruce and guys like him do. I know you two aren’t close, but a strong man who loves you, supports you, and is conventionally attractive…
Jason examined his gun, debating what Artemis would say next while struggling to keep his boiling annoyance at bay.
Artemis (twiddling her fingers, lost in thought): Jason, I think I want to fuck your dad.
Jason (angry): No, really? I couldn’t tell!
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Later that day, Jason made a surprise visit to Bruce to discuss the earlier conversation. If he was going to live with that moment replaying in his head, the man connected to it would have to hear about it too.
Bruce: She said I was “beekeeping age?”
Jason (staring at his feet): Yes. And before you ask, it’s a term for an ‘attractive’ middle-aged man, usually in his 40s or 50s.
Bruce: How did she know I was in my 40s?
Jason: Oh my God, that's what you focus on?!
Bruce (alarmed): Sorry, sorry! I’m just thrown off by the fact that she said it—she’s your age, and that felt wrong to hear.
Jason: Yeah, she called you a DILF too.
Bruce: What’s a DILF?
Jason covered his eyes, cringing at the word.
Jason: Look it up. Because if I say the full acronym, I might shoot you in your kneecaps!
Bruce shrugged, then pulled out his phone to search for the definition. After reading it, he buried his head in his hands, exhausted by the world.
Bruce: I’m so tired of this. Why can’t people just see me as fairly attractive and move on?
Jason: Thank God we’re on the same page about this.
Bruce: Yep, yep, yep. I already had to get Selina to stop calling me "Daddy."
Jason nearly vomited at the thought of that word connected to his foster dad.
Jason: Yep, this is going to be a full session in therapy next week. Anyway, avoid her forever, or I'm going to lose my mind.
Bruce: I promise, I’m not going to do anything with her. That may have sounded wrong, but I wouldn’t because it's all kinds of messed up. I’m with Selina—she's my partner. Even if I were single—
Jason shot Bruce a glare, clutching a letter opener. Bruce nodded, cutting himself off before he could say anything that would make Jason want to stab him.
Bruce (ashamed): Have I paid you this month? I have not! Let me get my phone; I’ll be right back!
Bruce hurried out of the office, leaving Jason to collect his bearings. He pondered whether he deserved an extra paycheck after just getting paid last week, then shrugged.
Jason: Works for me.
#jason todd#artemis dc#bruce wayne#red hood#red hood and the outlaws#this is my worst nightmare where you friends find your parents attractive#microfiction#flash fiction#batfamily comedy#batfamily#batman#batfamily chronicles#batfamily shenanigans#headcanon batfamily#batfamily headcanons#batfamily microseries#batfamily fanfiction#script fic#part of my batfamily flash fiction#batfamily fic#batfamily funny#batfamily fluff#dc fanfiction#batfamily chronicles flash fiction#batfamily flash fiction#batman and robin#jason and bruce#bruce and jason#jason todd needs a hug#team jason todd
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Yeah I'm basically done with Athena's whole thing. You would think a Black woman in America would know better than to swallow the propaganda pills but y'know. Can't have cops on a major network being self-aware or anything.
Honestly, I don't even think making her head a task force would do anything, she's too far up her own ass justifying everything she does. She didn't even bat an eye when her colleague pointed a gun at her son. Her family could've died, and she defended the cops who nearly killed them. (Yes she gave a talk to the rookie and humiliated the older cop, but that was only after Michael guilted her. She still insisted that Michael and the kids should've done differently in the moment, as if Michael hadn't done EVERYTHING right.)
I honestly don't think there is a way to fix her at this point. It's gone on for too long and she hasn't faced consequences for her behaviour in years.
Anyway, yeah the Ortiz storyline could've been SO juicy. Hen and Karen deserved to have their license suspended, because like it or not, they DID fuck up and break the rules. Hen broke into the group home. Karen stalked the mom of their first foster kid. Hen and Karen BOTH stalked the bio dad of Mara's little brother. And they didn't disclose to their lawyer OR to CPS that Maddie and Chim were their friends when they took Mara in. All of that is beyond reasonable justification to revoke their license, and yes, it sucks, but sometimes life just fucking sucks. There are consequences, and the fact that henren dodged ALL of them just by... what, entrapping a political figure and getting bailed out by fucking Gerrard of all people? It's weak storytelling.
Don't even get me started on the absolute bullshit that is Madney's plot this season smh.
non bucktommy related thoughts re: Confessions
henren have been together how many years now and somehow Hen's job is still a point of contention for them? seriously? after they had this talk before in a prior season and Hen had the chance to leave the fire department to be a doctor, and they decided as a family that staying with the 118 was the better choice? and now they want to drag that dead horse back out and keep flogging it for another dry and musty and baseless conflict? like hello yall COULD'VE had a good story for henren this year if yall had just let the Ortiz thing run its course naturally instead of shoehorning in some entrapment and weirdo legal logic that doesn't even come close to being believable.
and is it just as dry and musty to keep rehashing the "henren risks losing their kids" thing again and again? yeah, but at least Ortiz made it interesting. she could've been an amazing season-long villain but nope, let's wrap that up tight.
this season has consistently failed to deliver meaningful stories for the main cast (Buck excluded, until now). it's been all smoke and mirrors since the premiere, and I am bored.
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Some disjointed thoughts on Sua and her sister that I had yesterday cause I've seen some people on twt being really adamant that Sua was in the "loved before anakt" category and I don't think that's what the point of Heavenly Garden is personally
For one, I don’t think she's actually looking out for Sua here. (using WhataFruit's translation)
I think her intention was to make Sua feel bad about herself. The word choice is extremely deliberate: "you're so unkempt" "that is unseemly" "you're already dumb enough as it is". That last one is obvious but those first two I think are super important to understanding the kind of competitive environment "being" a doll must have fostered. She's trying to put Sua "in her place" here and make her feel like she doesn't actually deserve any of the favouritism Nigeh gives her because she's "stupid" and can't even play her part properly.
And Sua has every reason to believe what her sister tells her. Outside of her cruelty she's so nice, so gentle, she even plays with her and tickles her. Ofc Sua would assume that she has the best intentions and to me that's the point of why her sister acts that way. It's not about affection or love really, it's something closer to bullying. This way every insult, every instance of belittling however small stays with her and hurts her. Her pity of Sua may be "genuine" but it seems to be more mocking? Saying that she loved Sua to me feels a bit like buying into the performance.
The framing of the comic to me is also very interesting because the contrast between Mizi and Sua's sister is telling us that we need to consider their affects on Sua in relation with each other. Sua did not feel loved before she met Mizi.
Her saying this is supposed to show that her sister was all she ever knew in terms of human connection. "Back then" as in before meeting Mizi.
Sua thinks that her sister was actually the pitiful one all along but something really interesting is that it's not because she finally found self worth or because she knows that her sister was wrong about her being unkempt or "stupid", it goes right back to love. Her sister is pitiful because she didn't know love.
That heavenly garden, Mizi, loving and being loved. If Sua felt love before anakt I don't really see why it'd be framed like this.
And the thing is that love is a super big theme in Alien Stage. You could very well argue that this is just how her sister shows love and since we don't have her pov the way that we do Io's or Ivan's there's absolutely no way to refute that the same way there's no way to prove that. But to me including Sua in the same category as Mizi and now Till feels really disingenuous. Mizi and Till felt loved before anakt and carried forward that love in all their actions. Sua did not and her actions reflect that.
I think that Sua's feelings of self hatred are a pretty important thing to also consider when analysing anything to do with her (and I'll probably have to do a seperate post about that because this is already so fucking long lmao) People don't pay enough attention to this and how a lot of it comes from the bullying she experienced
Before Mizi, Sua was objectified by everyone around her, humans and segyein alike. And maybe her sister was different and we'll see that in another comic but to me heavenly garden's intention is to reinforce that this bullying wasn't just the very overt kind that's shown above. Like with the new Till comic, all the material we get builds onto each other, Heavenly Garden gives context to just how sinister the bullying was.
And I don't say all this to say that people are wrong about her sister potentially loving her, maybe she did, but Sua did not feel loved or experience that love. It's weird that I'm seeing more justification and rationalisation of her sister's behaviour than people actually taking Sua's narrative into consideration and trying to understand how her sister fits into it.
#snowthink#alnst sua#mizisua#alien stage#alnst#and like as always this is very much IN MY OPINION I could be floundering#and I'm very welcome to corrections cause I love Sua I wanna keep talking about her with people who love her too even if our opinions diffe#but like I said it's weird that people aren't considering Sua's narrative here#I didn't even talk about Sua's paralells to Ivan cause that might be a separate post some other day#but like the way I see it sua ivan and luka are kinda supposed to bounce off each other#the same way that mizi hyuna and till do
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Baby au outline: AKA I have shrunken your favourite wresters! send me asks please
under the cut cuz its BIG
Madelyn "Maddie" Orton
AGE: 5
Adopted by triple H/shawn micheals after Her, Randy and Seth's biological parents die in a car accident
autistic and dyslexic
If she has to have her hair up, she will have it in different colour ribbons
None of her clothes fit her- either cuz theyre a size too big or Randy's handmedowns
Finn Balor:
AGE: 6
Biological child of Leona and Finntan Balor
A child of chaos- its a fight to keep his clothes on most days
constantly covered in bruises from his midadventures
isnt allowed near plastic food or things that smell like food
likes to be labelled as irish
has once stuck lego up his nose
Samuel "Sami" Zayn:
AGE: 5
Edge and Christians child
Offical Generico translater
Doesnt sleep enough for a child
Pokes people when he introduces them to Generico
Believes the young bucks are a collective and cannot tell them apart
Likes apple slices
always has his hands in his mouth
Generico:
AGE: 4
Looked after by Excalibur
Speaks in small vague spanish phrases- only Sami and Danhansen can understad it other babblings
believes that Maddie and moxs coats are magic due to them hiding their hands
sleeps up on top of tables
the quiet kid- nobody sees or hears him enter or leave a room, maddie makes jokes that he flies
never seen without his lucha mask
Likes to sleep in the art room
Kevin Owens:
AGE: 7
parented by Chris Jericho [this was funny to me and sibling]
doesnt really like to share anything he has
That kinda bully who would push you in the mud but then when nobodys looking help you up
Also responds to bear
likes to stand on the slide and scream at people
Malakai Black:
AGE: 6
parents are AJ lee [we needed someone, there no thought behind this]
Speaks very clearly for a child- knows a lot about many things
A bit of a creepy cursed child
Likes to paint and sleeps in the art room under tables
wild child whose missing a tooth
is somehow a calm child around the others, gets upset when things go really wrong
Aleksandra "Aleks" Page
Age: 5
Parents are Micheal and Orla Page
Does not like naps because she has constant energy. The child will not chill tf out and we love her.
Does bendy shit, gymnastics kid.
Becomes convinced that she and Adam Page are related because they have the same last name.
Polish-British
tries to drink her weight in juice boxes
Likes outside time and nothing will stop her
Balor:
AGE: 7 1/2
Parented by Brody King
nobody actually knows where he came from
has little devil horn hair that will never flattern down ever
always warm but always wears his little leather jacket
Says concerning things for children
Randall "Randy" Keith Orton:
AGE: 10
adopted by Shawn/Triple H
Hangs out with the "big kids"
Eats bugs and tries to get Maddie to do the same- thinks it makes him look cool
over protective big brother
has anger issues
likes to jump off things
Seth Rollins:
AGE: 4
The youngest orton child
has asthma
doesnt eat bugs but does jump off tall things
Him and Mox were in the same care home-
seth always asks if him and mox are still friends
literally the pickest child
shawn dresses him
has unlimited power, the LOUDEST CHILD EVER!
bites his nails
keeps asking his dads for a dog
Jonathon "Jon" Moxley:
AGE: 5
Fostered and later adopted by William Regal
Allergic to cats but pretends that he isnt
always covered in bandaids
isnt excited about joining a new nursery school
Regal teaches him originami
Calls regal dad
gets nosebleeds and is way to calm about it and thus has a change of clothes with him always
plays in the mud
has ADHD
wears his shirts inside out and mismatched socks
rides his bike fast with stabalizers
totallyg gets braces when hes older
never feels cold
likes frogs
Rhea Ripley:
AGE: 8
daughter of lita
is tall for her age
likes hanging out with the big kids
has her ears peirced
spooky child and likes to talk to malakai
Darby Allin:
AGE: 4
son of sting
paints his face with the poster paints
learns to skateboard
is artsy and crafty
breaks his arm by the first chapter leaping off things
Adam Page:
AGE: 4 [nearly 5]
lives with his "auntie" beth pheonix" on a farm
little farm guy
carries around his horsie plushie
has resting sad face
quiet and anxious and shy
compares kenny to a lamb at least once
wears patterened clothes
Maxwell Jacob Freidman:
AGE: 4
has an asshole personality that streches way past his height
the not nice bully
has hayfever and hates it
likes singing and choir
refuses to play with the other kids
wears his scarf all the time and refuses to take it off
has ADHD
Matthew "Matt" Jackson and Nicholas "Nick" Jackson:
AGES: 7 and 5
sold as set do not seperate- do everything together
Matt needs special food due to glucose and lactose intolerent
Matt wears braces
theyre both autistic
Matt gets the zoomies
Nick likes birds
Matt doesnt mind being called matthew, Nick hates being called nicholas
Nick is a haunted child
Matt likes shoes, nick loves birds
Nick falls over a lot
Kenneth "Kenny" Omega:
AGE: 7
A little older than Matthew
Don Callis kid
abused by don and shows reactions related to that [cries if he thinks hes in trouble, flinches if someone moves too quickly, has issues with wetting himself and bed wetting]
has a tiny ponytail
friends with the baby bucks
little and blond and curly
has a bunny rabbit that he loves more then anything
jealous that the older kids have a gaming system
Edward ‘Eddie’ Kingston:
Age: 9
Parent: Mick Foley
Is friends with Bear because they’re both tiny and filled with rage
Tiny new york accent
Friends with Mox.
Raccoon blanket.
The kid that wants to see injuries and gross stuff because it’s cool !
Always wears a backwards hat
Plays baseball
Wheeler Yuta:
Age: 2
Parented by William Regal, baby brother of Jon moxley
He is the baby of the entire group.
Is really left at the daycare because his dad needs to work.
Does Not speak, like at all.
Communicates through noises
Can Laugh and giggle and make sounds like screaming and crying
Maddie teaches him sign language
Toddlers around and finds the world very very cool
Shares a blanket with his foster brother Mox
Has his own little blanket to cuddle with.
Daniel "Danhausen" Hausen:
AGE: 6
son of excalibur
plays dolls with mlp with hangman
also friends with little darby
always calls kids by their full names ir makes up their own not quite right names
understands what generico is saying all the time
keeps his baby teeth as well as other kids teeth on him
has once eaten an entire stick
Likes magic
Hook:
AGE: 3
Son of Taz
chip addiction
doesnt know what to do with danhausens avances of friendship
just really fucking loves dinos man!
Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows:
AGES: Luke 8 | Karl 7
two half of a whole idiot
Karl has esxma
Charles "Chuck" Taylor:
AGE: 9
Raised by tony schiavone
yes he knows the shoes share his name, he KNOWS!
breaks his ankle at the bucks birthday party
also tall for his age and hates it
looses his name- comes in every week with a new one
Trenton "Trent" Baretta:
AGE: 8
Sues son
gets convinced once that he also looses his name
mamas boy
chucks next door neighbour
the dunce of the group
Orange Julias "Orange" Cassidy:
AGE: 4
Also raised by excalibur
the chillest toddler ever
wears sunglasses all the time
Adam Cole toddler! Adam cole tot [maybe an evolution of the character]
AGE: 5
Raised by RJ city and Claudio castiagnoli
Pagent queen
IS NOT A BABY
likes the swings
always cold
Jungle boy:
AGE: 3
raised by edge and christian
ALSO really loves dinos- carries around a "wrestling dinosaur" called luchasauras that he SWEARS is alive
likes classical music
climbs trees and just falls out of them and never takes fall damage
Julia Hart:
AGE: 2
Raised by brody king
also a haunted child
does cheerleading
likes wearing her big hat
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songs i can use in my instagram stories but i’m too afraid to put them in my notes because there is a lot of trauma in there from drafts of texts i had to send to my ex so i can’t go in there at all anymore otherwise i will have a breakdown and i don’t want to do that so i put them here
#caramel-5sos#maroon-taylor swift#steve mcqueen-M83#hard 2 face reality- pooh bear#i would do anything for you-foster the people#mind over matter-young the giant#Ava-FAMY#sour patch kids-bryce vine#in this darkness-clara la san
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Tyler closes his eyes and basks in the tenderness of her touch. It was almost like her fingertips were healing him, going over past injuries and filling them with light. He read once that Japanese people have this tradition where they fill cracks with gold. They call it kintsugi. That's how she makes him feel. Like all of his insecurities can be beautiful. Over the years, he tried to cover his scars up with tattoos, but some were still noticeable. Such as the burn marks on his arm. One of his foster father's thought he was an ashtray. Either that or he just enjoyed abusing him for absolutely no reason at all. Over time, Tyler learned not to flinch or make a sound. That only pissed him off more. He wanted a reaction and when Tyler refused to give him one, it got worse. He left that house with three broken ribs and fifteen stitches. "I don't know if its true but I feel like it is. I know there's parts of me I would like to have back." Tyler raises a hand and brushes his fingers over one of her dimpled cheeks. He wonders if she has any scars or markings he's not aware of. "Would you be jealous if I said yes, I have?" Tyler's eyebrows draw together, trying to read her beautiful expression. "I've given a lot of myself away because I didn't see myself as worth anything," he lets out a gentle sigh and his finger slowly moves down her neck over her collarbone. He notices she always wears a chain with a little B pedant. He traces over it before bringing his hand back. "My first time was awful, pretty girl. That's why it was important to me for yours to be better. I wasn't ready and I didn't enjoy it. It's just one of those things you wish you could take back. Do you have any of those moments?"
"That's why I like you." Or, one of the many reasons why. At this rate, she was losing count on how many there actually were. 5? 10? 15? 100? It could be any one of those numbers. Brooke a mental note to start keeping a tally, just in case she ever needed a reminder or he did, too.
While laying down next to him, Brooke notices the small scar tucked between the length of his eyebrow where there's a tiny patch of hair missing. To some, it looks like it'd be a fashion statement but she knows it's not. He told her as much already. But now, for the first time ever... she reaches out to touch and examine it. As if she knows there's stuff from his past he wants to share but isn't ready to yet. Maybe it's her subconscious's way of saying... he can open up to her, when he wants to. "Is that true?" If so, she could believe it. Since losing her virginity to him, Brooke's felt a tether to him. A part of her feels attached to him, forever. And no, maybe that's not what he means or maybe it's not even the same thing but it still doesn't change the facts. A part of her wants to ask how many people he's given a piece of himself to. She knows there's Nina. But, who else? Rather than voice the question out right, she strives for subtlety and something a little less intrusive. "Have you given away many pieces of yourself?" Was there anyone else he slept with that she knew? "You don't have to answer that, if it's too personal. Maybe tell me about your first time then. What was it like? Did you like her?"
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I Would Do Anything for You
I'll smile when you speak, remember all those times I was hoping for something, and shaking my head from all I had done... But you never left me.
I've fallen in love and it's better this time than I've ever known.
#teen wolf#derek hale#stiles stilinski#sterek#stiles x derek#derek x stiles#dylan o'brien#tyler hoechlin#sterek au#warm#foster the people#i would do anything for you#football#date#au#ao3
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i am wide awake thinking about that post canon jb au again when I should be sleeping …!!! such is the nature of the jbrainrot…
#the whole setting is jb hanging out in the rock post war#and tyrion became lord of the westerlands / the rock is his but he’s off doing stuff in kingslanding and jaime is just filling in for him#atm . but after tyrion comes back his original plan WAS he’ll get married to brienne right away and they can move back to tarth or be#travelling hedge knights together or whatever brienne wants to do he’s down for it. but the important thing is that he wants to stay with#her .. so he’s using the time they have together currently to court her bc she deserves that at least !!#so jaime goes off trying to court and woo brienne but she just thinks they’re hanging out bc they got relatively close in the war#so jaime being touchy feely isn’t anything new. jaime making innuendos and being kinda flirty isn’t anything new either#but this time he means it LOL he’s like I want to kiss you SO badly and brienne will be like lol silly jaime (:#I was also thinking they’d help rebuild lannisport just bc it’s a time for healing now and it would be good for the people to get to know#jaime and the lannisters in general bc of how they would just used to sit high above the rock looking down on everyone#but now jaime is like. actively helping and being known and being with the people rather than just being that absent distant lord#also he’s thinking he might as well try and foster some relationship with the commoners to his house bc it’s for tyrion anyway#so he’s off doing that and brienne is tagging along bc she does not want to go home yet#she wants to stay with him and she’s helping out as an excuse to stay a little longer but she doesn’t exactly want to leave him#but how do you tell someone that and ignore the big glaring part that she’s actually in love with him and the fact that they both survived#the war is getting her hopeful???? u want her to admit that?? like a normal person??? no..!!#so she’s just staying and helping out bc a) it’s the sensible thing to do b) so she can bask on the sun that is Jaime Lannister#for like a few more days. weeks. maybe a month bc the weather is soooo bad in the stormlands rn 🙄😳#anyway jb hanging out! and everything is going well and good but jaime is now getting popular w the people and he’s also looking quite#rugged and handsome post war now that he’s thirty flirty and thriving and he also has a new scar across his lip that makes his#smirks even more ! rogueish … ! and he looks quite nice with the greying hair 👀 so now there’s gossips around him#not to mention he’s single too and I think if you were one of the heroes who helped win the war they’ll forget the kingslaying#man with no honor business so lo and behold brienne eavesdrops a group of ladies bc she’s a chismosa at heart and they’re talking about a#potential marriage for a lord lannister (!!!) and there’s going to be a big tourney held in Kingslanding for it (!!!)#and brienne remembers jaime mentioning the ought to go to Kingslanding in the next few weeks (!!!) and now she’s remembering jaime IS a#lord though not theee lord of the westerlands STILL a lord from one of the seven houses and he’s single and very eligible for marriage rn#and now she’s realising everything is returning back the way it was before the war where society rules matters and she has her own role as#now the evenstar bc rip selwyn and jaime has his own role too and the court is a whole different battlefield#one that she isn’t equipped in and even though she had found some new confidence in herself bc killing a bunch of ice invisible zombies#with your own magic sword will do that for you she doesn’t think (and she’s being objective not negative) she stands a chance in THAT
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Thinkin' of WOF Au for DC, but like, it's a Gothamite and Fawcett thing. (And Amity Park if crossover)
Like those are the most magical areas in the world, even if Gotham is cursed as fuck. An unspoken secret of sorts that while they present themselves as human to outsiders, they are all Very Much Not.
Which means hilariously in the league, when everyone expects Batman to be suspicious and short with the new guy- even made bets on it- they are then shooketh when both visibly relax and start talking. And half the shared complaints don't make sense!
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Now Gotham technically has no Queen, nor does Fawcett, but Batman and Captain Marvel are the closest things. Not in the traditional sense of back when they were in separate tribes (& maybe from a different dimension but shh that was millennia ago) but in the sense of, they're the ones patrolling and protecting the cities along with calling the shots in disasters.
Which does sort of change the dynamic they both have in their city. If one of them calls to arms, the city would follow them. They could declare war, and their cities (begrudgingly in Gotham's underbelly's case of strongest is in charge) would follow. And while Billy is oblivious, both Marvel-the-not-hivemind and Batman are. They know they have to be very careful.
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I'm sure we all want Nightwing Bruce but no. Bruce, like both his mother and father and father's father and so on before him, is actually an Icewing. The Waynes however, have a case of melanism running in their bloodline. Thomas Wayne? Only his quills and part of his back were darker, but Bruce? Practically pitch black scales that shadow his eyes.
Now Alfred on the other hand, is a Nightwing. No special powers there, though you would hear many a child protest with how he seems to know everything.
Commissioner Gordon is a Mudwing, big stocky and very tired, which translates to his human disguise as a large trenchcoat. He finds this very amusing. Barbara similarly, is half Mudwing. Her mother was a Hivewing, making her a hybrid between both. Which does ironically mean that Batgirl does in fact have insectoid wings. Though that does ponder the question on if they'd all go by their original vigilante names.
Dick is a Silkwing. Wingless as he watches his parents fall and unable to do anything despite this place supposedly being safe for beings like them. He grows into his own, and his wings, when they come in, are dark Gotham colors through and through, with the deep blue of the sky he's come to crave.
Jason is a hybrid between a Mudwing and a Skywing. He's also an animus- not that he knew that. He doesn't find out until he's dying, telling himself to not die, to get back to Gotham, to his dad, his family- And then he wakes up in his Coffin, alive.
Now Cass, raised to be the perfect killer, is also a hybrid, just one between a Nightwing and a Rainwing, egg set out under the moon. Which succeeds, partially. She can't straight up read minds, but combined with her talent in reading body language on both human and inhuman bodies, it's a near thing.
Tim is a Seawing, borderline abandoned by his parents who seek treasures and more wealth as he's trapped back in a city where the water is dark and poisoned. But he's Gothamite, through and through, and he adapts. Scales darker than the original blues he was born with, and glow shifting to that sickly white of the Gotham's Bats.
Now Steph, is a full-blooded Rainwing, and can in fact change her scales, but can mostly be found in purples and golds. Though for a short time she was in another set of colors, thought dead before she slithered out of the shadows older and wiser than before.
Damian is his father's son, but he's also an Al-Ghul. The not-quite dragonet is half Icewing, and half Sandwing. And struggled to adjust at first, to a place so different from his first home where the only other dragons were blood related. But like any Wayne before him, he adjusts, and he adapts.
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Billy wasn't a Beetlewing originally, and perhaps he would have hesitated if he'd known it would change him, would change his body and the last thing he had of his parents. But his friends, his Team and new family help. And he can pass as a Silkwing like their sort-of foster mother. All six of them can do so now, even if the others look more like hybrids themselves thanks to not being the Champion. They might not be, but they're his family. And that's enough.
#dc#dcu#batman au#batman#captain marvel#billy batson#gotham#wof#wings of fire#fuck it#prompts#batfamily#batfam prompts#dragons#dragon au#who knows why they can turn human or make people believe that's what they are#could be an animus thing could just be a gift from the City Spirits themselves#Gotham's no-man's land arc would be hella different me thinks#dragon cities gotta stick together after all#Billy when first seeing Batman: Oh thank fuck another dragon I keep having to stop myself from asking questions bout wtf they're talkin bou#Bat(oh god another vigilante child)man: ... Oh I understand that perfectly come to this place at this time & I can give you a powerpoint on#human stuff because if your home is anything like Gotham then humanity and aliens are a bit horn-scratching strange#Does Batman adopt Billy? No.#Billy & Co ends up similar to Barbara & Steph lol#They're not adopted but here have rooms & credit card & a college fund & anything else u or ur foster parents might need#y'know i bet martian manhunter would get along with most dragon people over the 'so how do human again'#also just in case someone wants to#dcxdp#dpxdc#also had a random idea that this could be a fun white-collar crossover
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worst trope is found family separating as soon as the antagonist is dealt with.
#yes this is about voltron and it's also about guardians of the galaxy#what james gunn did to gamora in GOTG3 is criminal#i understand why they did it but to end with her GOING BACK TO THE RAVAGERS?#fail end.#seriously#and it doesnt even make sense bc ofc the high evolutionary isnt going to be the last problem they would deal with#in just a few years they encountered 5 people trying to destroy the universe and who were incredibly difficult foes#youre finna tell me there will never be a situation like that for the rest of their lives?#gtfo#and mantis' end was dumb too not even sorry#i can tolerate drax and nebula's ends.#but everyone else?#stupid#even peter's ending was fucking moronic. bro can pop in on the weekends he doesnt need to be a live in nurse for his grandpa#it's just such a major letdown and sucks everytime a director/author decides to split up the found family permanently#at least with voltron you can rationalize it by saying 'oh they never really wouldve hung out with eachother if they werent forced to for#voltron and werent forced to fight a war together.' and i can see it bc none of them DO hang out together before voltron#they barely even hang out AFTER they become voltron#keith and shiro hang out bc of the adoption/fostering/mentoring thing. lance and hunk MIGHT hang out bc they were already teammates#it's important to note that we never really see hunk and lance being bffs. theyre just friendly to eachother.#this becomes even more apparent once hunk and pidge actually become friends. it's very obvious hunk was just being friendly to lance.#just friendly.#(take this with a grain of salt bc ive only watched the whole series one time. i refuse to acknowledge anything after se 2.)#so yeah it does make more sense theyd all go their own ways but not even the small friend groups stay together at the end!#pidge and hunk are in completely different galaxies from eachother. same with keith and shiro#lance is isolated from all of them bc post se 3 writing team genuinely hated him and failed him as a character.#but GOTG3? they CHOSE to band together time and time again. they CHOSE to be a team. they CHOSE to be family#for every single one of them to say 'nah fuck that i want to be on my own bc uhhh reasons!' is a lame ending.#period.#gotg3
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shego/drakken // anything for you
#drakgo#shego#dr. drakken#kim possible#vid#amv#song: i would do anything for you by foster the people
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havent been online much but i wanted to talk about a specific character that has been extremely mischaracterized and in my opinion deserves better
This guy
I think Volo is an unique character, pretty much misunderstood, but his personality/character is what makes him one of the best characters, i wouldnt count him as a villain even if he summoned Giratina, his pokemon team says otherwise as they require friendship and specific items in order to evolve them, i think this guy loves his pokemon, hell he would die for them.
What upsets me is how the fandom views him, he's portrayed as an evil creep who still wants to take over the world by defeating Arceus WHICH BY THE WAY is not true, he wanted a world with no pain and suffering, you cannot tell me he is just like Cyrus, those two have different goals and ideals, One wants to create a world with no pain, and the other wants to make a world in their own liking and vision, giving an example of the Distortion World as this is what Cyrus wanted exactly.
The other view of the fandom is portraying Volo as a p#dophile, shipping him with literal kids (Akari/Rei, Akari mostly) and treating it as if its nothing bad, we may not know the protagonists canonical age but can only accept/speculate that they are 15 from the PLA dialogues, but if the protagonists actually were adults then their models wouldnt look like they were still teenagers/kids, this is literal pedophilia right there and i dont think Volo would be interested in romance with kids (i headcanoned him as aroace/asexual cuz theres no way this guy would want to be with anybody)
Aside from Volo being the main antagonist/villain in PLA, i think it was stupid to make HIM of all people a villain, Hisui takes place hundreds years past where it was very difficult to survive, i dont knoe much about Japanese history so correct me on that one thank you. with these kinds of conditions i wouldnt even THINK about making this guy a villain, i bet he had a very rough past, how the hell can you make this guy a literal enemy, i may not be a professional writer but i do think it would be better to make Volo rather a good guy and actually want to help people not suffer, afterall the Ginkgo guild is all about selling things/helping people in need with resources they found (may be wrong on that but shut). Also i would portray Volo as an isolated guy, since he (POSSIBLY) had a traumatic past and he was all alone (we have no idea where his parents are/what happend to them), he might have been more distant with people but thanks to the Ginkgo Guild he was able to connect with other people bit by bit and socialize with them and stay positive to not make them feel bad.
(sometimes im wondering what kinda bullsh#t im writing but hey thats just my vision of this guy who i think deserves a lot better than just "haha im evil fear me and my gigantic worm")
#volo#pokemon volo#merchant volo#pokemon wielder volo#wielder volo#pokemon#theories and headcanons#how mischaracterization can ruin a character#welcome to “i hate the pokemon fandom pt. 48375838473773”#to be fair he would have been a better protagonist than Rei/Akari#if anything Rei and Akari would be like those silly siblings that would annoy anyone they like#INSTEAD of Giratina and Volo working together what if Giratina possessed Volo to gain revenge or smth#afterall Giratina is the opposite of Arceus. who knows maybe it can possess people#Listen listen. what if Volo was the one who collected the plates instead of Rei/Akari#Even though yes that will completely mess up the entire lore. i think that fits better#just so you know this is what I think of VOLO. yes i like to speak on my own behalf#i will defend this blonde looking single mom with his egg daughter no matter what#Cogita would be like a mentor/foster parent to Volo. their relationship is mixed but they get along#Never in my life will i think this guy will get in a relationship with anybody (we do not include my au)#WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE CANON UNIVERSR RRA#I made this only because i love Volo and i will defend him 24/7#imma be honest but some of yall are disgusting when making art of him like fym he likes kids fym
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when i was a kid, i kind of hated it whenever my dad would use "because you are a part of this family" as a reason for me to do chores n stuff, but recently at work i started telling kids, "because this is a community space, and you are a part of this community" whenever they'd complain abt having to pick up stuff they didn't take out, and shockingly, that's all it takes to make them obediently clean up after each other
#the full speech is a little bit longer but all it adds is like#'there will be times when people are cleaning up after you; and there will be times when you are cleaning up after others'#i could probably keep going but that's usually all it takes#it probably also works bc usually we tell them it's not fair for us staff to always be cleaning up after them#though frankly. i haven't really seen that work on them lol#but it has them understand the idea that there are times when others clean up after them#the worm speaks#i remember when i was growing up exhausted teachers would be like 'is your mother your maid always cleaning up after you?' or similar#but anyway mostly i just started saying it bc i wanted to see if fostering a sense of community in the kids would do anything
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screenshotting this tag because i’m not trying to start a fight but. with all due respect i could not disagree more
#Nieyao fucking makes whatever psychosexual issues they have going on so much worse#because its so profoundly unethical and actively dirties the respectability of the bond they had previously#they can never have good sex its always profoundly psychologically destructive for the both of them#since they're both so invested in this idea of nie mingjue as a Good Man(tm)#the moment Nie Mingjue has sex with his subordinate it automatically drags him down to the level of a JGS (meng yao's actual real FATHER)#and thus tranforms a normal healthy socially well regarded though hierarchical relationship#into a disgraceful abuse of power that casts an ugly and revelatory light on the hierarchy they occupy#it's no longer possible to pretend NMJ's position of authority and Meng Yao's subordination isn't inherently identical to#the authority and subordination that facilitates JGS's abuse of vulnerable girls#was there ever anything other than sex underneath their bond? they both need to think so and they'll both be unable to convince themselves#they'll fuck once and try never to do it again but its too late because the fact that they did reveals the nature of their relationship#fundamentally its always about fucking. always about power. and it was from the beginning#its not about mentorship or fostering talent#for both of them i think their whole worldview would collapse and they would no longer be able to see their society as just and fair#if they don't fuck they can go on thinking they're normal people!!!!why waste this opportunity!!!#if you want people who shouldn't fuck look at wangxian#book got boring once they fucked im sorry ill say it
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I give my dad's brother a pass on never contacting us, as he is more broadly shunning all of my dad's side of the family. He was adopted and was treated like shit by my grandmother, because she a) didn't want to adopt and resented her adopted children, and b) was a fucking racist to her black adopted children, so he doesn't consider us to be his family. Particularly now that he is in contact with his biological mother and half-siblings.
He's also chronically depressed to a very disabling degree and lives in another country, so like... there are barriers to communication there that are different to the rest of the family not talking to us because they think we're embarrassing and messy.
#I met him one time exactly#when I was about ten#at my grandfather's house#he was writing in a journal at the time and I was writing a (very bad) poem in a day-a-page diary I had gotten discounted#because it was for the previous year#and people remarked on the family resemblence in terms of habit#which neither of us (trying to write in our books and not join in the conversation) were especially receptive to#I think about him a lot now#my grandfather didn't leave him anything in his will#which apparently you can legally do here to your adopted children??#even though you cannot legally disinherit your biological children if your name is on their birth certificate#the other siblings kind of divided up their inheritance among themselves after the fact to cut him in with an equal share#but like... really really bad that they had to do that#and honestly I would have expected better of my grandfather#who was the one who wanted to adopt in the first place#because he grew up in an institution from around 7 to 15#(his mother was too mentally ill to look after him and his siblings at the time so his father surrendered them to different working schools#who then refused to give them back when she was well again because their funding was based on how many kids were there)#and he fostered a lot of kids as an adult because he felt strongly about children living in orphanages and other institutions#but like... apparently didn't feel strongly enough about it that his son's inclusion in his will wasn't conditional!#my dad's adopted sister was much closer to my grandfather and saw him several times a week#(she is grateful her mother died in her early sixties because she feels this allowed her to develop a close relationship with her father)#so she was in the will#but it must have felt pretty chilling to know that she might not have been if she hadn't been a Good Enough Daughter
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Warning: Potential spoilers
Title: Matching melodies
Editor: Bimyou
Song: I Would Do Anything for You
Artist: Foster the People
Anime: Hibike! Euphonium
Category: Romance
#anime#amv#foster the people#hibike! euphonium#romance#[AMV] Matching melodies - Hibike! Euphonium#hibike euphonium#homosexual relationships#video#music#song#youtube#editing#i would do anything for you#bimyou#Youtube
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