#i would die instantly

[teafromthemicrowave]

Your Moist art gives me gay panic /vpos

SAME ugh, I fell in love with him instantly🛐🛐

Expect more to come, my brain is totally CONSUMED by this guy

[doughyduo]

i would die if i had this.

[rainydaygt]

seeing as i turn older today i think alistair STARTS CRYING I THINK HE SHOULD UHM KISS ME ON THE MOUTH SEND POST SEND POST

[maleloli]

Actually being in art school is so humbling not because other ppl are better at art than you but because none of the teachers are ever impressed with edgy art. they will introduce their class and mention that if you want you can do x gorey thing or that a student from a past year already did it. bwah bwah I'm not evil and fucked up I'm just this years horror enthusiast

[stealingyourbones]

Every day i read a post where people write that “Bruce Wayne has an adoption problem” or that Danny is adoption bait on the first second of seeing him, not even knowing if he has a want of vengeance and a sad backstory and parallels to Bruce, and every day I want to softly cry in a corner.

[dogateer]

Okay so like fuck ye olde traditions of taking your husband’s last name but if my spouse chose to take my last name,,

[artgletic]

case study of the self-identified god

[magicandmundane]

Hunter: Fuck it. Let’s go back to Kamino and adopt that kid.

Wrecker, Tech, and Echo: Adopt—? Yeah okay, we’ve done weirder shit.

Crosshair: With all due respect, which is none at this point, what the fuck is wrong with you

[samipekoe]

so long no lacille delusions

[zoeythegoodgirl]

Thinking about sex where they just need you so bad that they can't wait anymore. Where as soon as you get inside, they're pinning you to the wall, or pushing you down onto the floor/couch/bed. The rough kisses, the almost tearing of clothes, wandering hands, and the sounds they don't even know they're making. The tight hugs, the desperation as they sink down onto you, needing you as close, as deep, as much as possible. The muffled "I love yous" as they struggle to keep their lips off your body enough to breathe. I just want that love making, wildly desperate, overwhelmingly intimate sex so so badly.

[masonjarsmoments]

Casper in dream land 2.0

[kaasiand]

ballpoint splatling

[niivani]

Dude I wanna make fanart of this last Wild Life episode so bad because me having molluscophobia makes this so much funnier and scarier 💀😂

[stars-n-spice]

I think about this a lot.

Like when he was 6'6 that was more than enough but then they fucking added four more fucking inches.

FUCKING WHY.

[peachhoneii]

If Cain exists and is a son of Lucifer, can you imagine his trial for killing Abel? It doesn’t need to be a trial. Just the moment Heaven decides he’s banished:

Deception…Disgraaaace…Evil as plain as the blush on his face.

Born in grief…raised in hate…helpless to defy his fate…

Let him run…let him live…BUT DO NOT FORGET WHAT WE CANNOT FORGIVE.

HE IS NOT ONE OF US. HE HAS NEVER BEEN ONE OF US.

Lucifer may witness all of this at a distance, unable to comfort or help his child. Because we know Heaven won’t let Cain into Hell. Nephilim weren’t seen in a positive light in The Bible anyways.

That adds on to his own smothering protectiveness of Charlie. Heaven already took a child from him and made it impossible for that child to return home. Cruel mercy indeed and plus Cain got marked.

Seeing what Hazbin is doing with Christian mythology, I can totally see Abel’s murder being a murder but having additional context/being complicated af/also neither knew what murder was.

Not justifying fratricide. Just saying it’s messy.

Gotta thank my friends for the idea, “Cain got some Kovu problems.” And it’s like YEAH. He does.

Deceptioooon.

[gooperts-gunk]

q!bbh and richas' dynamic is exactly like that one slenderman house invasion video. q!bbh is SO "HEY YOU HUNGRY HOME INVADER! stop raiding our refrigerator!! wait. you ain't got no lips! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EAT POTATUH CHIPS??" and richas is just dodging any attempts at confrontation by any means necessary, skull emoji