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Your Moist art gives me gay panic /vpos
SAME ugh, I fell in love with him instantly🛐🛐
Expect more to come, my brain is totally CONSUMED by this guy
#he is like. the finest person i can imagine#ohhh uhh moist smiling at me ONCE#i would die INSTANTLY#sorry#i am gay#moist von lipwig#going postal#ask
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i would die if i had this.
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seeing as i turn older today i think alistair STARTS CRYING I THINK HE SHOULD UHM KISS ME ON THE MOUTH SEND POST SEND POST
#I MISS HIM#I MISS HIM SO BAD#COME BACK TO ME#MY SWEET WIFE#UAAAGGHHHHHHH#imagine a full body kiss from big alistair tho#i would die instantly#rain rambles
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Actually being in art school is so humbling not because other ppl are better at art than you but because none of the teachers are ever impressed with edgy art. they will introduce their class and mention that if you want you can do x gorey thing or that a student from a past year already did it. bwah bwah I'm not evil and fucked up I'm just this years horror enthusiast
#imlike so extremly embarased by it cuz i dont wanna come off as an edgelord that thinks hes the most original person ever but also#how do i show a refference photo that id like to paint properly if its like. asorted animal guts that i dont have the source for#''yes i found it on tumblr in one of the edgy blogs i follow''#i would die instantly
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Every day i read a post where people write that “Bruce Wayne has an adoption problem” or that Danny is adoption bait on the first second of seeing him, not even knowing if he has a want of vengeance and a sad backstory and parallels to Bruce, and every day I want to softly cry in a corner.
#guys I fucking beg of you. do you know how common black hair blue eye people are in comics#Danny isn’t unique#bones rants#bones speaks#Bruce would first try to help Danny. there’s no way he’d instantly go into adoption if he just sees Danny exist in a strange place#make there be DRAMA make there be INTRIGUE#instead of ‘oh adoption bait :3’ make there a dramatic ass reason why he’s taken under Bruce’s wing#I see a lot of these but still there’s so many ‘oh u look like my kids guess you’re mine now’#and like what. guys. where is the Danny being a Ward and not adopted#let Bruce see Danny’s parents die in front of Danny and have him instantly connect with Danny over a similar familial death#or have Tim take him under his wing bc Danny is stalking the Bats trying to see if the man will try to convince him to leave Gotham#anything.#bones high ass rants
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Okay so like fuck ye olde traditions of taking your husband’s last name but if my spouse chose to take my last name,,
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case study of the self-identified god
#obsessed with the fact that rain world is a game about survival#yet every character we meet has the express goal of trying to optimize killing themselves#every creature in game seems perfectly content fulfilling their role in the ecosystem no matter how many cycles they do the same thing#(rly obvious with gourmand's entire route. guy who lives their life to the fullest without the slightest hint of resentment)#it was really only the ancients who thought they were above it and thought of it as something to escape from#5pebbles is so interesting because the only reason hes “”“godlike”“” is because of his vast knowledge. if he was in any slugcats shoes he#would die instantly which is ironically what hes been trying to do this whole time#this comic was kind of exploring the idea of awareness (divinity) as something that drags down ones enjoyment of life (walking).#if 5p would humble himself down enough to walk around like any other creature#he would a) be much happier in life and b) achieve the ascension he's been gunning for for millennia like all the slugcats did#but he never will.#getting rid of all his work on the problem or even his awareness of it entirely#would just be a trick of convenience that steals away his godhood#and him calling himself godlike is kind of a cope LOL#a cope being faced with a problem he was never meant to solve#a cope being faced with what he did to moon#a cope being faced with the rot inside him#oh well.#anyway fuck 5 pebbles i hate that guy#rain world#rain world fanart#rw five pebbles#rain world five pebbles#rw gourmand#rain world gourmand#five pebbles#rain world void worm#rain world ancients#also JUST KIDDING ilu 5p. you suck but i💛u
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Hunter: Fuck it. Let’s go back to Kamino and adopt that kid.
Wrecker, Tech, and Echo: Adopt—? Yeah okay, we’ve done weirder shit.
Crosshair: With all due respect, which is none at this point, what the fuck is wrong with you
#this has probably been done before but i’m currently rewatching the whole series#and WOW is s1 a trip#especially being fresh out of s3#hunter almost instantly adored omega and i love it (except for that eye roll in the cafeteria scene lol)#wrecker tech and echo were just along for the ride and grew kinda fond of her pretty quickly#and crosshair hated her guts#which is SO FUNNY since s3 has me convinced that if he’d just had 5 more minutes with her in that cell in ep1#he would have been ride or die for her so much sooner lol#the bad batch#tbb season 1#tbb incorrect quotes#clone force 99#tbb hunter#tbb wrecker#tbb tech#tbb echo#tbb crosshair#tbb omega
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so long no lacille delusions
#read a really good fic this morning this morning that made it so i would die instantly if i didnt draw lacille#im glad everyone agrees. laios eats pussy like his life depends on it#that tag is unrelated to whats under this read more
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Thinking about sex where they just need you so bad that they can't wait anymore. Where as soon as you get inside, they're pinning you to the wall, or pushing you down onto the floor/couch/bed. The rough kisses, the almost tearing of clothes, wandering hands, and the sounds they don't even know they're making. The tight hugs, the desperation as they sink down onto you, needing you as close, as deep, as much as possible. The muffled "I love yous" as they struggle to keep their lips off your body enough to breathe. I just want that love making, wildly desperate, overwhelmingly intimate sex so so badly.
#ive never experienced being desired on an intense level like that#i want...no i need it#i need it so much#i would probably die instantly but at least id be happy#i just want to be loved
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Casper in dream land 2.0
#since when is the atp socail media admin so obsessed with him#okay you got me its me i am doing an internship#imagine i would die like instantly#these are still so pretty and weird at the same time#he should have taken Holger there#casper ruud#tennis
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ballpoint splatling
#my new favourite weapon#and i mean it i mean THIS KIT the one with fizzy and inkjet#the s2 beakon kit is cool and all but that only really lets it backline; the ink storm doesn't really back up the frontline mode well#so it can't really go in and be a vdapples as easily#i hope they give BPN beakon + tacticooler in 3 because that would not ONLY help long-range mode (improved mobility; potentially making#the weapon less run speed up dependent because it can use the cooler buff instead; letting it run more stuff like thermal ink or IA)#but ALSO help short-range (literally just become a vdapples but better. use beakons aggressively instead and respawn instantly when u die)#if you only use long range mode on ballpoint you are wasting half your weapon and that's boring as hell#splatoon#splatoon 3#lowpoly#my art#3d art
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I think about this a lot.
Like when he was 6'6 that was more than enough but then they fucking added four more fucking inches.
FUCKING WHY.
#this is my roman empire#i've measured stuff around my house to gauge just how tall he is#because i have a hard time wrapping my head around height#bro doesn't fit in my fucking bed 😭#or through the doors#absolutely insane#ok but on my knees i am the perfect height to [gets shot]#yeah no i can take him <- would die instantly#it's late and im thinking about HIM#YKNOW HOW EASY IT WOULD BE TO CURL UP ON HIS CHEST???#YKNOW HOW EASILY HE COULD MAN HANDLE ME????#yes my 4'11 108 lbs ass could definitely take him yup yup#AAAUUUGHHHH#i bet his hand is bigger than my face#i bet he could fucking hold my waist with both of his hands#aaaghhhhhh#wrecker mi vida mi amor#you're killing me#i think about his hands in proportion to my body a LOT#sigh#i need him#late max posting#tbb#tbb wrecker#wrecker bad batch#wrecker tbb
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If Cain exists and is a son of Lucifer, can you imagine his trial for killing Abel? It doesn’t need to be a trial. Just the moment Heaven decides he’s banished:
Deception…Disgraaaace…Evil as plain as the blush on his face.
Born in grief…raised in hate…helpless to defy his fate…
Let him run…let him live…BUT DO NOT FORGET WHAT WE CANNOT FORGIVE.
HE IS NOT ONE OF US. HE HAS NEVER BEEN ONE OF US.
Lucifer may witness all of this at a distance, unable to comfort or help his child. Because we know Heaven won’t let Cain into Hell. Nephilim weren’t seen in a positive light in The Bible anyways.
That adds on to his own smothering protectiveness of Charlie. Heaven already took a child from him and made it impossible for that child to return home. Cruel mercy indeed and plus Cain got marked.
Seeing what Hazbin is doing with Christian mythology, I can totally see Abel’s murder being a murder but having additional context/being complicated af/also neither knew what murder was.
Not justifying fratricide. Just saying it’s messy.
Gotta thank my friends for the idea, “Cain got some Kovu problems.” And it’s like YEAH. He does.
Deceptioooon.
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#charlie morningstar#lilith morningstar#eve hazbin hotel#i love the idea of lucifer’s bros sentencing his son to exile#even tho abel instantly forgave his brother#since neither knew what would happen#how could they know one would die#murder didn’t exist yet
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q!bbh and richas' dynamic is exactly like that one slenderman house invasion video. q!bbh is SO "HEY YOU HUNGRY HOME INVADER! stop raiding our refrigerator!! wait. you ain't got no lips! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EAT POTATUH CHIPS??" and richas is just dodging any attempts at confrontation by any means necessary, skull emoji
#goopert talks qsmp#qsmp#badboyhalo would NEVER swear like the original video though#if he did i would DIE INSTANTLY#but if he DID say “that boney bastard! look at this place it's a DISASTER!” it'd make sense
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do you guys ever think about how the story starts with andrew acting quickly slamming a random racquet into neil's stomach to keep him from running away and ends with andrew acting quickly breaking riko's arm with his racquet and then using it as a shield to protect neil. because i think about it all the time.
#aftg#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil#you guys. the metaphor in that. representing how their relationship changed over the books. it's both a perfect juxtaposition AND parallel#i mean the first is andrew keeping neil from running. making him stay when neil doesn't want to.not caring whether or not neil lives or die#the second one is andrew protecting neil who stayed. it's andrew protecting neil because losing him would kill him.#also ofc additionally to that andrew seeing someone as a threat to a person he cares about and instantly reacting.#but the way andrew sees neil changes so drastically in between these two scenes (and over the three books)#neil's a threat in one and the most valuable thing to protect in the other 😭😭#and the symbolism of the racquet.#it being a random one that hurts neil in the beginning and then andrew's OWN racquet protecting him at the end...#I AM LOSING MY MIND I CANNOT GET OVER THIS 😭😭😭😭#mish reads aftg#<- rereads but we all know that by now i feel.
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