#i would be bugging the fuck out of the hephaestus kids

[bvckbiter]

i love shamelessly yoinking fantasy-action ideas from other media. ethan fights with a whip like trevor belmont. silena has hot pink iron gauntlets like the zag aspect of the twin fists. kelli has claws and hair that can extend and harden like drolta tzuentes. alabaster has geralt-sized swords despite probably being half the weight and can also move it telepathically like [insert any xianxia cultivator here].

[voguesriot]

NOBODY’S BUSINESS ✹ luke castellan

part one

( summary ) social media au where luke’s sudden spike in confidence turns a few heads, including the head of your ex who just loves to jump in other people’s business

( pairing ) luke castellan x fem aphrodite counsellor!reader , mentions of ex bf! hephaestus camper x reader

( notes ) this feels a bit rushed bcs i’m sick rn but i hope you guys enjoy anyway!!

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yourusername proof that percy doesn’t actually hate luke

seaweedbrain hey girlie!!! can you take this down like immediately?? not to sound to mean or anything but i can and will find you 😇

yourusername you’re such a cutie perce

seaweedbrain kys

sarahdawson totally wasn’t held at gunpoint for that last pic guys no need to worry

connorstroll we weren’t worrying but thanks anyway ig

sarahdawson sleep with one eye open.

lukecastellan 2/10 post

yourusername sorry for messing with your tough guy image 😔

lukecastellan actually it only loses points bcs there’s no pics of you

chrisrodriguez WOAHHHHHHH

sarahdawson HIS BALLS FINALLY DROPPED

clarisselarue bit sad to know they weren’t completely crushed after the red team kicked their ass icl

yourusername oh trust they were all whining about it the second i put away the camera

clarisselarue good.

GROUPCHAT — chb’s finest

clarisselarue: y/n what is max doing in your likes…

sarahdawson: HES WHAT

sarahdawson: oh he’s brave

yourusername: IDK HE JUST APPEARED

yourusername: like a bug

seaweedbrain: or a rat

yourusername: that too

lukecastellan: he’s on his way for training with me rn so i’ll go extra hard on him

silenabeauregard: homoerotic subtext goes crazy

yourusername: thanks luke but really you don’t need to do that

yourusername: like i’m over him now and i just want to forget about him altogether

lukecastellan: he deserves a hard time for what he did to you anyway

lukecastellan: you deserve way better than that

lukecastellan: i mean anyone would

seaweedbrain: great save bro

lukecastellan removed seaweedbrain.

sarahdawson: oh you took that one personally

DIRECT MESSAGES

clarisselarue: ok when did you get game

lukecastellan: idk what you’re talking about

clarisselarue: oh please spare me i’ve had to watch you make googoo eyes for the past two years you can’t lie you’re way out of this one

lukecastellan: seriously idk what you’re talking about clarisse

clairsselarue: ok fine whatever but HYPOTHETICALLY if you were to try anything with my girl i want you to know that i approve but trust if you go a toe out of line then you will be dealt with

read.

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yourusername you’re the only thing i’ll ever thank a man for

yourusername thanks max

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sarahdawson I SAW THAT COMMENT GIRL THAT WAS BRAVE

drewtanaka surprised sar isn’t screaming for photo creds for the second slide

sarahdawson bcs i didn’t take it……..

silenabeauregard WOAH WHAT

pipermclean yourusername hey sis can we have a chat please

yourusername nope i’m doing cabin checks rn #counsellorissues

wisegirll i’m doing cabin checks rn though???

silenabeauregard the plot thickens

lukecastellan glad to see you listened to my advice

yourusername felt bad keeping my beauty from everyone

lukecastellan it was a rough time without it

groverunderwood chrisrodriguez now THESE are moves

chrisrodriguez LOOK AT MY BOY GO gods is this what normal parents feel when their kids go to college

maxwalsh nice earrings

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seaweedbrain we all saw that comment right…

clarisselarue yes.

DIRECT MESSAGES

maxwalsh: hey can we please talk

yourusername: no

maxwalsh: please babe cmon you didn’t even hear me out

yourusername: because you tried to kiss sarah you fucking asshole

maxwalsh: no it wasn’t like that you don’t get it

maxwalsh: look can you just meet me by our old spot and i can explain everything

yourusername: no

maxwalsh: babe you’re not acting like yourself

yourusername: bcs it’s not her, she’s asleep rn and she’s not your “babe��

maxwalsh: who tf is this???

yourusername: doesn’t matter

yourusername blocked maxwalsh.

lukecastellan posted to their story!

SARAHDAWSON replied to your story

sarahdawson: WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH SLOW YOUR ROLL WHAT

CLAIRSSELARUE replied to your story

clairsselarue: “idk what you’re talking abt clarisse” oh i hate you so bad

SILENABEAUREGARD replied to your story

silenabeauregard: i’d know that silhouette anywhere…

CHRISRODRIGUEZ replied to your story

chrisrodriguez: i’m a bit hurt i wasn’t told in depth about this before but i’m too proud to pay attention to it GOOD FOR YOU MAN

MAXWALSH replied to your story

maxwalsh: so it was you who had her phone the other day

maxwalsh: wtf man

lukecastellan: womp womp

lukecastellan: you snooze you lose and you lost big time

♫ Nobody’s Business by Rihanna, Chris Brown

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lukecastellan and it ain’t what??

yourusername AND IT AIN’T NOBODY’S BUSINESS

clarisselarue ok edward cullen why are you eating her neck like that

silenabeauregard everyone i took the hammock pic thank me please 🙏😇

yourusername thank you beautiful angel

seaweedbrain cute i guess…….

chrisrodriguez I ALWAYS HAD FAITH IN YOU BRO EVEN WHEN EVERYONE ELSE THOUGHT YOU WERE A LOSER WITH NO GAME, I STAYED ROOTING FOR YOU

lukecastellan appreciate you bro

lukecastellan wait people said that about me???

wisegirll my favs 😭🫶

yourusername AWE ILY ANNIE

seaweedbrain oh i’m just dirt to you then? chill.

wisegirll you’re so dramatic percy

seaweedbrain oh so mental health matters until I’M the one hurt? cool.

lukecastellan and y’all were saying i had no game

seaweedbrain okay luke see that’s just not funny because your dad literally dances on a revolving stage for a living

lukecastellan had to bring out the dad jokes because you know i’m right?

seaweedbrain why is your old age pension ass beefing with me instead of talking to ur girlfriend… weird behaviour

sarahdawson too cute i fear

sarahdawson but you i must remind you mr castellan, i made it onto her feed first. you will ALWAYS be second to me. always.

drewtanaka anyone else hear weeping from the hephaestus cabin…

leovaldez it’s really depressing

leovaldez i think he just punched a hole in the wall

cbeckendorf he did

pipermclean LMAO WHAT A FUCKING LOSER 😭😭☠️☠️

( taglist ) @perseus-jackass @harrysnovia

[willsimpforanyone]

Hiii

May i request a Leo Valdez x daughter of Aphrodite! Reader? But like she has an unusual style (like kinda goth or smth, eyeliner, maybe purple hair (?)). She's not so good with makeup but she tries her best. I just want some general relationship headcanons (like why he likes her, what people think, jealous Leo etc.).

absolutely i can do that

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leo adores your individuality

obviously there's the stereotype of aphrodite kids all looking beautiful in the same way

you're unique in this way

striking eyeliner, purple hair, dark clothes, looking gorgeous because it is impossible for aphrodite kids to not look stunning

he was originally drawn to you because of that

then he actually got to know you

he learnt about your favourite bands, how you prefer to dye your hair yourself rather than change it with your powers, how it took you years to perfect one style of eyeliner and you haven't changed it since

he lets you practice makeup on him and always bats his eyes exaggerating and asks if you think he's pretty

the answer is always yes

some of the bitchier people in the aphrodite cabin judge you for dating a hephaestus kid, comparing it to mother being married to him but actually being with ares

you shut them down every time, this ain't that kinda story

piper always sticks up for you and her bestie too, after a considerable amount of threats to both you and him

if you ever hurt her best friend, she will end you

if he hurts her sister, he will be accidentally crushed by his own inventions

after that, she's the biggest supporter of you two

leo has a preference for kissing your forehead

it's only when you bug him about it that he says it's because he knows you spend so much time and effort on your makeup that he doesn't want to ruin it

he got all blushy and shy when he finally admitted it that you had to kiss him properly

you tend to get more jealous than leo, actually

he's a funny guy, he makes people laugh and when those people laughing are cute girls who are flirting with his oblivious ass, you're gonna get a little jealous

resisting the urge to stomp up to him and start making out with him immediately

you instead call him from a little way away just so you can see him immediately drop the conversation and come to you, huge smile on his face

he will eventually realise you got jealous and tease the everloving fuck out of you for it

leo is more the 'wrap an arm around you and stare until the other person is uncomfortable and leaves' type of jealous

he knows he has someone absolutely gorgeous, he's very aware that other people know this, but he also knows that you love him and would choose him over any other loser any day

he prides himself on the knowledge that he's your favourite loser

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i hope you enjoyed, thank you for requesting!

[bunkernine]

yeah okay, forbidden au that shouldn’t have been typed, but those parallel posts with the lost trio and the original trio keep bugging me, because leo keeps switching with his comparisons and foils to percy and annabeth.... anyway, ta da, leo being adopted by percabeth after his mom dies. 

(obvs percabeth is older) but it would be hilarious that percy and annabeth try to get away from the gods and their nonsense, only to adopt this kid and go “hmmm how cool, almost like fate” and raise him, only to get a phone call from chiron 8 years later that some hephaestus kid recognized some pictures and spray painted percy’s old bunk in retaliation. i’m sure they assumed he was a demigod (and there’s an argument between the two about if they should tell leo or not, percy says yes but annie says no) but figured he was hermes or athena. they don’t know about the fire because leo never used it after his mom’s death, so that’s a surprise.

now this action takes percabeth out of the great prophecy, but still keeps them linked to hoo. percy and annie probably dicsipline him more, but leo still has his humor, not to hide from the pain (i mean, maybe a little of that, he’ll never forget his birth mom), but because his dad is a dork, but he’s also way more practical and knows a few fight/escape skills cause his mom is a badass. and not to play on those cheesy *percababy fics* (but im totally going to lmao) leo hits chb and goes “???? no way thats my dad, he literally bakes blue cookies, he’s too lame to fight ares” but now he had the angst of feeling lied to: (”Why didn’t you tell me I was a demigod? Was this some trick? What else are you hiding?”)

anyway, the lost hero quest is kinda interesting too cause leo feels like he has to live up to these big names and we already know the kid is insecure as FUCK, so this doesn’t bode well. probably doesn’t help that he’s on a quest with jason the son of ZEUS and piper with this kick ass charmspeak... leo’s supposed to know what to do because of his parents, but doesn’t because they didn’t tell him and he’s kinda annoyed. (anyway, there’s some really nice moment where hephaestus and leo meets, and leo kinda just thinks “mmm yeah so kinda happy percy was there for me instead of this guy”)

i can only imagine percabeth’s reaction to when they find out leo’s best friends are the kids of jupiter and aphrodite. jason’s always like “dude i don’t think your parents like me” and leo’s just “oh yeah my dad thinks ur hella sketchy lol whoops”, but annabeth finds piper to be the more reasonable and trustworthy of the group. i’d like to imagine that leo invites them for dinner at some point, and percy is grumpy at jason, but annabeth is kinda starstruck at tristan mclean (she hides it really well tho) ALSO GRANDMA SALLY oooooOOOOO ahh

anyway, as for the rest of the quest. percy and annie are FURIOUS that their kid is involved with the prophecy and storm to olympus cause... they’re like that. Like, those two SPECIFICALLY wanted to keep away from this demigod mess, and that tlh quest was cute and all, but the GREAT PROPHECY???? not sure where that leads but it’s probably interesting hehe. 

oh. and then. they let their kid go on this stupid ship they were so proud of him making (leo and annabeth had so much fun designing it together), and leo fucking... dies. imagine the fucking HELL released that they let their kid go on this stupid quest that they didn’t want him to go on, and he fought for the gods, and he DIES??? the gods just let him DIE???? yeah, percabeth is fucking mad. 

anyway, didn’t think anything else through, but i gotta say that nico is a camp counselor and he’s happy and a dork, and idk, thalia and jason just have a really big age gap, don’t judge. if this au was valgrace it’ll be fucking hilarious, like percy just going “him? really? him? you sure? i mean... him????”

i think the reason why i like this is because percabeth really tried to get away from it all, but the gods kept pulling them back, and there’s something really awful about it. like.... that’s what the gods do- once you’re a demigod, that’s your entire life. anyway, leo wouldn’t feel so lonely but his arc is still a little shifted and he’s not so whiny. fuck caleo but the leo going to calypso’s and then saying YOU KISSED MY DAD? *puke* is funny at first, but also awful that calypso had no idea how long it’s been since percy once stepped on her shores, and he must’ve forgotten about her (he didn’t, leo recognizes her flowers from the ones growing in the apartment, but he’s too dumb to actually say that)... you know... the more i think about this, the less crazy i feel and like... this kinda hits just a little

oh my god i have absolutely awful au rolling in my head mmm you're going to dislike it