#i wish trans people were real 😔

[aalesu]

LMAO 'WOKE PIECE'

I kinda wanna make like a "parody" fic to one piece that's just woke piece, yk?

I think we don't appreciate pre-ts Usopp because people keep thinking with their dicks. I know his boobs are awesome after the time skip, but look at this silly little guy. Love of my life.

[olteacup]

i don’t think i understand how much i love renee murray, she’s literally rooted into my brain !!

think about her 24/7 quite literally, filled out pages of story prompts that are never going to be finished for her, i started doodling her! women and trans people in general have my heart

i love women, i love trans people, i wish they were real 💔😔

(gen started questioning my sexuality bc of her all over again bc i haven’t liked a guy in so long…)

[sgt-tombstone]

imma be completely honest if i was a sgt and i found out ghost was trans i'd be so pissed💀

me (an enby): i wish there were more gender-queer soldiers☹️ im feeling so dysphoric rn and i have no one to vent to😔😔

ghost: you can talk to me

me: oh! i know!! i love you guys so much, please don't get me wrong!!! it's just..different to talk to someone who already knows what i'm experiencing, rather than explaining everything to cis people😊

ghost: .......yeah..i know what you mean, i'm trans too...

me:...😟😲🤔😦🫨🧍🏽‍♀️😐🙄😡

me(🇺🇸): OH SO I FUCKING LOOK LIKE THIS AND YOUR JUST BORN 6 FUCKING 4????? YOU LOOK LIKE A TANK FUCKED A BRICK HOUSE DAWG, HOW MUCH TESTOSTERONE IS IN YOUR GODDAMN BODY???? HOW DID YOU GET INSURANCE COVERAGE??? HOW RICH ARE YOU DAWG????🙄im so sick of your ass gtf away from me

ghost: ...uh...im...sorry?

me (still pouting):...*sighs*

me:*gets phone out*

me:...what's your doctors name🙄...

NO GENUINELY THO

I’m trans and like… the struggle is so fucking real bc I’m 5’5” and built like a golf tee and along comes Ghost, the literal walking barn who got all of the good genes ig 🙄

I’d be so mad that I wouldn’t talk to him for a month, every time I’d look at him I’d just get pissed all over again bc who gave him the fuckin right??? 🤔🤨 the audacity fr

[fluffitanuki]

penny is so cool i wish trans people were real 😔😔

[crimson-chaser]

Shawn from total drama is so cool!!

I wish trans people were real 😔

[abracazabka]

top 5 cobra kai/karate kid ship, go!

- landslided

*rubs my hands together like a little goblin* don't mind if I do, my friend

Johnny/Daniel (LawRusso) of course. They make feminism lose 😔 What if we were karate-insane and traumatized and we were both boys? 😳

Ali/Susan (AliSusan) has recently moved up! I tend to prefer the crazy karate people, but the real power lies in the girls who escaped them, amen

Sam/Tory (SamTory or LaNichols) used to be higher up on the list bc are you KIDDING? CRAZY KARATE LESBIANS!! but I see myself in Susan more so than Sam or Tory, so

Tommy/Dutch (?? DUMMY? LOL) is a ship which I just one day decided I was obsessed with. Many of you may know of the trans!Dutch and Tommy/Dutch Bi4Bi delusions I share with some others

Daniel/Kumiko (Damiko). A het ship?! Yes, a het ship. I genuinely felt like they were in love, and I wish they'd been able to be together. I love Ali and I love Amanda (clearly, so does Daniel) but I feel Kumiko is as much a One Who Got Away as Johnny (in my head) is

thank you for the ask!! i am so karate-crazy

[goremet-chef]

im drawring. also im thinking of learning another language cuz thats fun

sometimes i feel embarrassed that like... i mean lots of people are born and are taught 2 from a young age and i guess i just feel embarrassed that that wasnt me? but theres no shame in learning a new language thats actually a really great thing KSFJS idk i just feel ashamed if im not immediately good at something 😔 it feels like im not doing the language justice ykwim? like ive been doing great with spanish on duolingo but i stopped because i got to a part where id need to roll my R's and id rather learn how to do that than do it half assed, you feel me? like. IDK im

being mixed is weird man. i know a LOT of mixed people have complicated feelings with their race and culture, im the same. i feel robbed? i feel robbed from culture that wouldve been so beautiful and fun, because my family never let me see my dads side. like ever

i see them every now and then but i wish it was more. if i spent more time with them id probably be different, id be more like them, i wish i was more like them! because i dont like my moms side. bunch of old racists, i dont belong with them bro they fucking suck. plus my aunt????

i remember my sibling he had they/them on his work outfit (goes by he/they but used they for simplicity sake) and my aunt saw and was like "oh. are you a they/them? thats alright thats alright if you are" and i was. fucking SHOCKED. id always thought okay.. when i start transitioning, most my family wont love me anymore and i have to accept that id probably never see them again. but she was cool with it? it made me almost cry like i couldve come out right then and there if i had the nerve (it was on my bday too so maybe it wouldve been easier)

like they just seem so much more accepting over there i wish we were together more often.

so tired of hearing right wing rants from my mom, while she seemingly pledges her support of me and my siblings. bitch if yr on their team, yr not on ours!!! i think shes slowly learning that like.. oh theyre taking trans peoples rights away, and my kids are trans

i hope she learns at least. i sent her a bunch of articles about that sorta thing cuz she asked me to, most likely cuz she didnt believe me, but its real and its happening. exhausting

[ugh-leigh-nb]

Shapeshifting in media is so fucking fun, but as a nonbinary person, it can be annoying when that's like the center/only trait of nonbinary characters. There've been a lot of shapeshifter characters in recent media that are nonbinary, which is fine, but I wish there were non-shapeshifting nonbinary characters, even in fantasy/scifi media. (Raine Owl House my beloved...)

As for shapeshifting being a transphobic trope: ??????? h.....hwuh????

Damn I guess trans characters now can't do anything in media that real life trans people aren't able to do, otherwise it's transphobia 😔

"shapeshifting is transphobic because a trans person could never do that irl" is a take i feel ive heard before

Unironically, would not remotely shock me if you had.

"Shape shifting is transphobic because a real transgender person wouldn't be able to do that in real life" feels extremely adjacent to "Clone ships are incest because if you fucked your clone in real life you'd be basically fucking your twin".

Shape shifting and human(-like) clones are fictional tropes, you're bitching about an imaginary concept.

[lazy-toad]

I love Camp Here and There, I wish trans people were real 😔

[mspaintbunny]

Oh! Please! 4, 5, 14, 16, 17, 23, 30, 33, 35, 48, 49, 69, 72, 73, 76, 84, 87, 88, 89, 91, 95, 96, 98, 99, 100!!!

dear lord thats a lot of em

4. First kink tried? iunno does spanking count? that sounds real vanilla but i guess it aint for a "first kink"

5. First time doing oral? i guess my first time doing anything, still one of my fave things to do, i might've lost practise tho

14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them? to answer both: yeah, but i really gotta trust you to send you anything spicier than what you'll get in this blog

16. Spit or swallow? swallow! no need to make a mess

17. Cut or uncut dicks? no preference, but foreskin is funny, so it wins out

23. What is too big for you to take? that i'd like to find out

30. Where would you most like to have sex? skipping this one, really cant think of anywhere but a bed right now thfyftdgrthyhtdrg

33. What’s your biggest kink? praise and overstimulation

35. Are you okay with name calling in bed? yeah i love petnames

48. Favourite Sex Toy? dont own any 😔 unfortunately

49. What do you masturbate to? most of the time? to nothing at all. other times... to vague horny thoughts... about certain someones... and the things id like those someones to do to me...

69. Do you finger yourself? sometimes, but its always more fun if someone else does it to me or if im doing it to someone else doing it to myself is awkward, i really need a toy for that

72. Favourite position? legs on shoulders, but imma be trying more stuff in the future, so it might change

73. How often do you do unprotected sex? as often as i dont feel like having penetration happen lmao

76. Do you like/dislike/love/hate cum? me like ^v^ wishing i could produce the stuff again, i've seen other trans girls who regain the ability AND it looked like i did so as well for a short while, but i guess something has to tick in my head for it to happen

84. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? How do you prefer partners? shave certain areas to make it look pretty, shave completly when it gets too unbearable, no preference on partners

87. What do you wear to bed? sweatpants and a t-shirt, sometimes only one of the two, switch the sweatpants for shorts on the summer sometimes

88. Do you eat ass? Do you like having your ass eaten? yes and yes!

89. Try to describe how orgasm feels for you. well they might feel a variety of ways: warm, tingly, underwhelming, like flowers, explosive... idunno they're its own thing, hard to find words for it when you're your only point of reference in how things feel

91. Do you name your genitalia? i call it my lady parts sometimes, but nah i do name my boobs tho, they're lucy and anabel

95. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift? i mean yeah, if i knew they wanted it and we could try it out together...

96. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen? remember that one viral video people would send to eachother in the early-ish internet like "hey check out this link" and there were variations of it but it was always really disgusting stuff cuz there you go never saw that much porn to give you an actual answer

98. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom? yeah i tried to use a hairbrush's handle on myself once, it was a very tantalising shape, didnt go far in tho

99. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on? nah

100. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with? yeah, a couple of em in this app ;3c