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the mercs realize it's your bday and you didn't tell anyone because your family doesn't do birthdays
I’m so sorry this is a mess between British and American english. I have an American parent and a Canadian one so it messed me up lolll
if didn't include a Merc you wanted, feel free to request and I'll try and add them :]
includes: Miss Pauling & offense classes
cute platonic, gn!reader
warnings: n/a, this is basically all fluff
You'd rather not make a big deal of it being your birthday, even though it is you were taught that birthdays aren't a big deal and your family never really did them.
You kind of wish someone would care but you feel guilty about that so you choose not to tell anyone about it
The only one of these who actually knows it's your birthday is Miss Pauling, who’s seen your personnel files
Miss Pauling
She knows it's your birthday, and instead of ignoring it she decides to at least discreetly make it a good day for you
She arrives on base for a routine inspection, clipboard in hand, but once she's done with the main thing, instead of leaving, she comes to your room
"I saw that it's your birthday today. I don't know if you celebrate, or anything, but, uh, I thought you'd like a gift. Maybe."
She hands you a box, inside are some candy bars and a plush of a bear
"I know it's not exactly the nicest thing, and I know it's kinda... stereotypical... but, y'know, I thought you'd like something. So, happy birthday. From me.” She’s really shy about it, you get the feeling she didn’t--probably still doesn’t--really get to celebrate birthdays either.
She offers you a ride on her motorbike, something nice, on the open road--away from this base for a little while. You accept, taking a seat behind her, enjoying the open air--though it is pretty hot out. You guys talk, just enjoying the time.
She smiles at you as you get back. “Happy birthday. You deserve it.”
You thank her and even give her a hug. It’s nice that you got this for once.
Scout
He has no idea whatsoever that it’s your birthday. He’s interacting with you like usual, teasing you, just hanging out. You’re happy as you talk that day; he’s always good at making you laugh and smile.
At some point he notices that you’re a little down, as much as you may try to hide it, he can tell. You’re his friend, and even though he might act like he doesn’t care sometimes, you know he does. A lot.
You tell yourself you don’t want anything on your birthday, that it’s easier if no one knows, but secretly, you do.
“Hey, what’s up? C’mon, ya know I can tell when something’s wrong.”
You tell him it’s nothing.
“You sure? Really? You’re kinda… I dunno, sadder than usual.” After he asks a few times, you finally come out and tell him. You don’t say much. Just “It’s my birthday.”
“No kiddin’? Well, why didn’t ya tell me?” He comes off pretty strong. You feel kind of apologetic for mentioning it, and look away from him. “Aw, hey. Y’know what--it don’t matter. I’m gonna throw you a party like you ain’t never seen, believe me.”
You try to tell him you don’t want a party--well, you do. Maybe. No you don’t. Well, sure. But not a big one. He’s really sweet and enthusiastic about it. “Someone like you deserves a big birthday--but if you don’t want it, dat’s okay. Ya know, we could just hang out, or somethin’. You n’ me, yeah?”
You tell him you’d like that a lot. You both find a quiet spot in the base where you can just talk. He messes around, too, and pops in a Tom Jones record.
He’s a little shy, a little embarrassed, but he even sings happy birthday to you. He just seems glad no one can hear him. He doesn’t have a gift handy for you, but he ends up scribbling you a quick doodle of him telling you happy birthday. It’s misspelt, but the drawing is cute, and you keep it. “I hope ya had a good day. I’m just sorry I didn’t know sooner.” You tell him that it wasn’t his fault, how could he have known?
After all is done, he gives you an awkward hug. You smile and return it.
Soldier
He’s a little crazy so he’s just hanging around base, today he had the idea to strip and cover himself in honey, so everyone has had to convince him to please not do that, and now he’s just moping around, muttering about how anti patriotic this all is.
You sit next to him and mope as well. Unlike him, no one knows the reason you’re moping. To anyone else’s point of view, you’re just comforting him--for whatever weird reason. But he sees that you’re just as sad as him.
“What’s wrong, maggot? Is there someone who needs to see my fists meet their face?”
You tell him no, no one did anything. You’re a little intimidated by him, and you don’t see much reason to tell him anyways. But it’s nice sitting with a friend.
“If it’s not a person, then… it must be an object! Give it to me and I will destroy it immediately.” He’s being as sweet as he can, you smile and shake your head.
You sit there for a bit, smiling as you watch the other mercs come and go. Today isn’t a bad day, just a little sad. Later, you plan to find some kind of sweet treat to eat alone.
Soldier stands up, at attention, and points at you. “MAGGOT, AS YOUR SUPERIOR AND SENIOR, I ORDER YOU TO TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG!”
With a sad smile and a chuckle you finally tell him.
“Your birthday?” Soldier seems genuinely surprised. He places a hand on his chin and thinks. “We cannot go without celebrating! This is momentous!”
Although you try to protest, he turns to the base, stating to every other merc, “LISTEN UP! IT IS Y/N’S BIRTHDAY AND WE WILL CELEBRATE!”
He makes it his personal mission to decorate for a party that very evening, even gets a cake and everything. He makes every other merc sing happy birthday with him. Maybe this isn’t so bad.
You give him a big hug, and he is surprised at first, but proceeds to give a gentle laugh and hug back.
Pyro
You see Pyro colouring with crayons and coloured pencils on their break, and you sit by them. You don’t really understand what they’re saying a lot of the time, but you enjoy hanging out with them. It’s a long period of silence before you join them in colouring. Regardless of your artistic skills, they’re impressed and encourage you, and are very happy when you show them what you’ve been working on.
After a little while you get kind of bored and sad. You’ve tried to enjoy this day but it’s another bittersweet birthday. You’re happy to hang out with Pyro though, even though they don’t know what day it is.
Pyro notices that you’ve stopped colouring with them, and that you’re looking at the ground instead, messing with the cracks in the floor.
“Huddah hrmmf mmmrph?” You don’t understand what they’re saying exactly, but you smile at them. They seem to be asking what’s wrong, why you stopped, why you seem so sad.
You hesitate for a moment before finally confessing. They seem to mostly understand what you mean, and they lean back, thinking.
After a few seconds, they stand up and help pull you off the floor. They point to their room, and you follow them. It’s an odd combination of scorch marks, colourful drawings, weapons, and art supplies. They lead you to a wardrobe and pull out a box.
Surprisingly, you can see that it's fully wrapped. Did they somehow know it was your birthday? Do they keep these gifts on hand for the mercs?
You won’t get an answer, but they excitedly push it out and offer it to you. “Huddah hmmph!” They sound almost like they are smiling behind the mask. You take the box and open it. It’s got crayons, pencils, and… wow, that’s a drawing of you and them.
You smile, almost ready to tear up, and thank them. You give them a hug, and you notice that they’re hugging you back even harder. Maybe they don’t really understand, but this is sweet.
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Bombalurina’s Dance Segment: As Comedically Interpreted By Me, a Person With Good Ideas
I’m bored and I decided to try being funny. Here’s some pictures of Bombalurina’s dance at the Jellicle Ball with stupid lines for the characters and the occasional lazy addition of !s ?s and emoticons with my minimal photo editing skills.
NOTE: This will include quit a bit of sexual humor, including jokes about incest (though no incest is occurring and this blog does NOT approve of incest), and about underage characters being horny, though only to the extent that most teenagers are. (Once again, nothing actually happens and this blog does NOT approve of pairing underage characters with adult characters). Joking about something isn’t the same as approving of it, kay?
Bomba: Alright, boys! I’ma show you what real dancing is!
Tugger: *senses that shit’s about to get horny*
Misto: Bitch, you trying to show me up? I’m one of the most featured dancers in this show and if anyone’s gonna be front and center during the big dance number, it’s gonna be me!
Bomba: I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Misto: Oh! Well, I never!
Bomba: Quoting your own number won’t save you.
Tugger: Is my boyfriend jealous of my girlfriend again?
Bomba: One of his Three Words is “competitive”. Of course he’d be the jealous type.
Etcetera: omg Bomba’s so cool! I’m totally gonna join this sexy dance!
Etcetera: Lol that can’t stop me because I can’t read!
Tugger: Hey, Jenny? I was wondering if Mungojerrie might want to join me and the boys in-
Jenny: No way in hell.
Tugger and Jerrie: Damn it!
Tugger: Are you sure?
Jenny: Very.
Pouncival: I’m not standing at an angle where I should be able to see dat ass but daaaaamn...
Misto: Pouncival no. You people disgust me!
Jemima: Munkustrap, what’s everyone yelling about?
Munkustrap: Please don’t ask.
Misto: Hmph! I’ll be back for the next section and then I’ll show you! Bye bitch!
Bomba: I really don’t care.
Jenny: Etcetera?!
Bomba: I’m not taking responsibility for this.
Tugger: Alright, boys, I made the mistake of trying to get Jerrie in on this when his mom was around so we’re down one.
Teazer: omfg Tugger <3
Demeter: Are we doing the Sexy Big Girl Dance? I love that one! Why’d you start without me?
Bomba: This was completely spontaneous.
Cassandra: I can kick almost as high as Bomba can!
Etcetera: I can kick myself in the head! And yet, I feel no pain...
Tugger: Alright, George. I know it’s your first time on the field, but I’m gonna help you through it.
George: Thank god! I have no idea what I’m doing!
Teazer: I have got to see this!
Jenny: ETCETERA YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY!!!
Jerrie: Wait. What’s going on?
Teazer: I wish you bastards wouldn’t stand right in front of me and block my view...
Jerrie: You know, if you let me out there, I could drag Etcetera back.
Munkustrap: The rest of you kittens had better not act like Etcetera, okay?
Electra: Damn...I think I might be bi.
Teazer: I’m definitely bi!
Jemima: Hi, Jenny! Why do you look like you’re gonna have a stroke?
Tugger: Alright, boys! Let’s do this!
George: I still don’t know what I’m doing.
Skimble: JENNY!!! GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!! We’ve got a situation.
Jenny: And you think I haven’t already noticed?
Jemima: Hi, Skimble :)
Jerrie: I’m so sick of familial drama...
Skimble: This is all Tugger’s fault!
Jenny: Where the hell is Jellylorum?! Etcetera’s her kitten and she usually doesn’t like this sort of insanity happen.
Jerrie: I’m trying to escape, just in case anyone cares.
Tugger: My eyes are mostly closed but damn!
Bomba: And that, ladies, is how you get what you want.
Alonzo: My eyes are mostly closed but also damn!
Cassandra: Oh Alonzo...
Alonzo: Sorry, Cass, I’ve gotta babysit the kitten. George, you go with her.
George: I have even less idea of what I’m doing than I did before.
Etcetera: This is the best day of my life!
Alonzo: I already regret this decision.
George: I still don’t know what I’m doing but I might as well make a :D face, because that’s what I always do.
Coricopat: This the sexy dance and I got stuck with my sister?! What the fuck?!
Tantomile: At least you’re not stuck with the kitten.
Coricopat: This whole scene is so wrong.
Jerrie: You know, if you’d let me out there, I could’ve danced with Tantomile and there wouldn’t be any incestuous undertones to this scene.
Jenny: Jerrie, I say no.
Jemima: Skimbledad, what’s going on?
Skimble: Never you mind. Just stay right here where I can see you. I refuse to lose more kittens to The Depravity.
Bomba: You know, this sexy dance has a lot more queens touching themselves than toms touching queens. Maybe only the first bit was meant to be suggestive.
George: How did I get into this situation?
Jemima: I still don’t know what’s going on, but now I’m in the Leg Tent.
Jenny and Skimble: *incoherent screaming*
Coricopat: This whole thing has honestly been a bit embarrassing.
Plato: Check out how great I am at lifting people!
Victoria, Somewhere: <3
Bomba: All the blood is going to my head...
Tugger: But I’ve got a great view from here.
Demeter: Hi, Munkustrap!
Munkustrap: Hi, Demeter!
Teazer: We love you, Demeter!
Electra: Also I think my dad likes you!
Bomba: I’m not even the center of attention anymore...
Skimble: Alright, Alonzo. Bring her right back here.
Jemima: No one has explained any of this to me.
George: Am I doing this right?
Misto: Alright, Tumble! Let’s show them what real dancing is!
Etcetera: You guys suck!
Skimble: You’re lucky that I’m not telling your mother about that stunt you pulled. Now, see those boys? Those are the sorts of boys you should be dancing with. That’s good, wholesome, age-appropriate dancing!
Victoria: Ballet! That’s totally my thing!
Bomba: Ballet is totally not my thing...
Tugger: I’m probably going to start ignoring you in a second. Ballet is actually kinda hot!
Misto: Who’s jealous now, Bomba!
Tumblebrutus: Not me, surprisingly. Since my actor is playing Mistoffelees in London at the time of filming, I basically am you! It’s kinda weird that we’re filming in London and the London Misto is right there, but they call in the Broadway one instead.
Misto: But both our actors are way too chill to care about that. You’re a good me! It’s great to not have behind-the-scenes drama!
Jemima: Yay! A dance I can join! Bye, Jenny, I’ma go play with the ballet boys!
Electra: Ballet boys! I’m totally gonna pair up with one of them during Nap Time!
Jemima: Me, too!
Victoria: Whenever Plato isn’t my love interest, it’s usually one of those two, so this is slightly awkward. Oh well. Ballet time :)
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#cats 1998#bombalurina#mr mistoffelees#rum tum tugger#cats etcetera#various other kittens#jenny and skimble#jemima is an innocent baby#cats george#george doesn't know what he's doing#tugger is poly because all cats are#what else could i possibly tag this#this is dumb i'm sorry
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Sugarpie [p.p]
pairing: Peter Parker x reader
summary: You and Peter decide to spend Valentine‘s day together - as friends, though the lines between friendship and something more start to become a little blurry…
warnings: smut, puns about buns (omg-), swearing, I didn‘t realise until now but kind of parallels to the fic ‘Deja Vu‘ with Tom that I wrote??
word count: 3.5k
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Peter’s nervous. Would you tell him? Would Peter know if you already had a date for Valentine’s? He’s asked Mj and she said he was being ridiculous.
Here goes nothing-
Peter walks over to your locker where you’re standing, looking pretty as ever.
“Hey, Peter. Happy Valentine’s!” You say, hugging him for a hello.
Of course you had to bring up that it’s Valentine’s Day - will it be too obvious if he asks now? He’s not going to wait another year for the next V-day when you’ll have been scooped up by some other guy who - just like Peter - has realised how amazing you are.
“What are you doing after school… wanna hang out?”
“I was planning on baking cookies.” You tell him and Peter mentally slaps himself. He should have known that you already have a date, why did Mj tell him you were free today?
“Oh, okay, that’s fine. Sorry, I should’ve known you’re already busy with someone else. Want to hang out during the weekend, then?” Peter tries to save the situation and not to embarrass himself.
“Wait, no, no!” You laugh, grazing his arm, “I meant, I, alone, am going to bake cookies tonight, but you can join me. We can just hang out.”
Just hanging out today was not Peter’s plan, but it’s better than nothing.
“Oh, sure, cool. Should I bring some ingredients for the cookies? Oh- and I have to warn you, I have no baking skills, whatsoever.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll show you. And we can go buy all the food together, yeah? I need about an hour after our last lesson and then we can meet up.”
“Sounds good.”
*
“So, I got you a little gift. I walked past it in a shop after school and I thought it was quite funny.” You tell Peter while you’re on your way to buy the ingredients for your cookies and reach into your bag.
What, you got Peter something… Like for Valentine’s?
Peter was actually thinking about buying you flowers or something but a, he was busy showering and by the time that he was finished you texted him asking if you could meet to go shopping, and b, you clearly only saw today as ‘hanging out’ - as friends - and he didn’t want to make you uncomfortable with romantic gestures that were uncalled for.
“The shop had loads of cards, and I think this one was the funniest.” You pull out a Valentine’s Card with a pizza on it, and a white font saying ‘I wanna pizza dat ass’. Wait you want a piece of Peter’s ass? O-kay.
“That’s funny, thanks. I didn’t get you anything though.”
“Oh don’t worry, this was, like, one dollar. There was another one with a picture of a rollercoaster that said, ‘So excited to ride you’, but I thought that was a little too aggressive to give to an unassuming, male, pubescent friend.” You laugh and Peter agrees, it would have been weird… or it would’ve given him false hopes at least…
If you actually meant you wanted to ride him, that would have been quite beautiful actually.
He realises he’s been stuck in thought for too long but luckily you change the topic from wanting to ride him- uh- buying him a card, as a joke, about wanting to ride him, to the cookies you’ll be making.
-
“There’s something else you can ride.” Peter doesn’t know why he brings the joke up again, as he points to the shopping carts in front of the supermarket.
“Ha ha.” You say, “How about you ride it?”
“I’m sure it’ll break if you push me in it.” Peter argues, raising his eyebrows.
“You’re getting in.” He does as you say, and minutes later you’re pushing Peter - who is much heavier than you thought, if you’re honest - through the aisles and you’re both laughing your heads off until you nearly crash Peter into a wall, and you decide it’s better if you both just walk.
“I think we’ve got everything.” You check the recipe, when Peter throws another thing into the cart.
“Candy hearts. We can use them to decorate our cookies.” Peter comments and you look at them, “Cute.”
Peter makes you wait outside of the shop after you’ve paid because he claimed he had to buy something in secret.
What is this boy on about? Had you weirded him out by your joke about riding him? That’s just your type of humour and you thought he would find it funny too. You hope he’s really just buying something and not trying to get away from you.
You breathe a sigh of relief when you see him walk out of the shop, carrying something behind his back.
“I don’t think you can have a piece of my ass, that sounds painful. But you can still have a different piece of me.” He smiles and pulls out one of those candy necklaces, looping it around his neck and he passes you your own.
Without warning you take a step closer to Peter and pull slightly at his necklace, attaching your teeth to one of the sweets and from afar Peter’s sure it could look like you’re kissing his neck.
You pull away, “You taste good.” Oh God why is Peter making this harder for himself?
*
You end up going to Peter’s place because May isn’t home yet and you say your parents would be annoying at home.
The first load of cookies is finished surprisingly quick and you also realise you’ve made more than you could eat even on a hungry day. You decide to go give some to your friends, Mj, Ned and Betty, who you’re sure are also spending Valentine’s together.
You go to Mj’s first, and when she opens the door she shushes you two, “Wait don’t say anything!” You and Peter look at each other confused,
“Let me guess, so you two are spending Valentine’s together because you’ve finally realised that you belong together, and now you’re bringing me cookies to thank me because I’ve always said you’d make a cute couple.” Mj gets herself to smile, takes the cookies from your hands and leaves you standing there perplexed, shutting the door.
You wish what she said was true - obviously Peter doesn’t feel that for you though.
Before either of you have the chance to say something to make this even more awkward you make your way over to Ned and Betty’s.
“Have a nice Valentine’s day, you lovebirds.” Betty winks.
“Yes! And thanks for the cookies!” Ned agrees, casting a look you don’t understand at Peter.
Betty knows about your crush on Peter.
Ned knows about Peter‘s crush on you, which you obviously don‘t know, so the whole situation is just awkward but you and Peter, again, escape quickly.
*
“Why does everyone think we’re together?” You question, but Peter doesn’t know either.
“I have no idea, but if a girl as pretty as you was together with a nerd like me, I’m sure my dick game would really have to be on point.”
“Well, is it?”
He laughs, “I wouldn’t think so, you’re looking at a first-class virgin.”
“I don’t see a mirror anywhere.” He picks up on your joke and smiles at the fact that you haven’t been in any relationships Peter didn’t know about.
You’ve nearly finished the second raw load of cookies, “I’ll let you do the honours.”
You pass Peter the candy hearts to press into the cookie dough and he distributes them evenly. He has one left and passes it to you, ‘Love you’, it says on the candy.
“Love you too, sugar pie.” You tell Peter, reading more words from the candy conversation hearts. Not knowing what you’re referring to, Peter chokes on his water, spilling it over himself, but since you’re standing so close it mostly gets on you and your white shirt that immediately becomes see-through.
“Oh my god, I’m so sorr- woah what are you wearing underneath that?” His eyes go wide once he takes in the red lace peeking through from underneath your clothes.
“Oh, I, uh… underwear?”
“So you just wear stuff like that everyday?” Peter’s caught on to the fact that the red lace isn’t necessarily suitable for everyday use.
“Well it is Valentine’s day.”
“Who are you wearing it for then?” Peter hopes he doesn’t sound as jealous as he is at the thought of you wearing that for another guy, even if you just told him you’d never had sex and his fear is irrational.
“Just for myself. I couldn’t resist all the online offers so I thought I’d treat myself to something - it really didn’t matter I was going to be the only one to see it. I’ve been lifting my shirt every time I’ve passed a mirror today though.”
He nods, still staring.
“You wanna see?” You aks randomly.
His body isn‘t listening to his brain and so Peter just nods.
You pull your wet shirt over your head, revealing the lingerie and more bare skin than Peter’s ever seen of you.
You know you look good and although Peter’s eyes on you make you shy, the look in them is most definitely positive.
“Uh, you also spilled some on my pants so…” You look at Peter, slowly pulling down your pants in the sexiest way you can muster even when you have to shimmy your hips a little to pull your ankles out the bottom of your jeans, and Peter’s wide eyes are telling you he likes it. He’s looking at you like you’re walking the catwalk right now.
“I’m not gonna lie, you look extremely sexy right now.” Peter compliments, fiddling with his shirt.
“You know how you gave me a gift - the card I mean - I didn’t get you anything.”
“You gave me this candy necklace.” You draw your eyebrows together.
“Yeah, but you paid for all of the stuff for the cookies so I still kind of owe you, I should give you something.”
“Well, what do you have in mind?”
-
Peter’s sitting on the floor in front of your bed, head peeking out from between your knees.
“So you’re sure about this?” He asks, stroking your leg.
“Yeah, just give me a second, won’t be long.”
You stumble to the bathroom just to think clearly about this situation. You freshen up a bit, looking at your reflection and you can absolutely understand why Peter offered to eat you out.
You come to the conclusion that, right now, there’s absolutely nothing you want more, than Peter’s tongue between your legs.
You skip back into Peter’s room and sit on the bed, he’s leaning against his nightstand, looks up at you, “So, are we still doing this?”
“Yes, but are you sure you want to do it too?”
“Absolutely.” He answers and then shoots up, “Wait, I haven’t washed my hands.” He runs to the bathroom and you wonder whether it’s really just to wash his hands or if he’s doing the same thing you just did.
You know he’s also sure he’s up to doing this when you hear his hasty steps getting closer to you, and your hands already wander down your panties, making you even wetter than you already are.
He’s breathing hard when he kneels down in front of you again, staring at the hand under your panties and you giggle.
“Relax, Peter.” You smile at him, brushing a hand through his hair.
“I wanna make you feel good now.” He says, determined, grabbing both your legs to spread them further.
“Off to a good start.” You pull your wet fingers from your underwear and promptly pull your panties to the side to reveal to Peter how wet just the thought of him has made you.
You let go of the fabric and it falls back into place and Peter glances up at you, asking to see again, though still nervous.
“Don’t worry, Peter, you’ve done something right already, and you haven’t even done anything yet, so? You wanna… maybe - start?” You lift your legs off the floor and with your help he pulls off your panties and then your bra and boy looks like he’s staring at a goddess, his breathing becoming uneven again.
“Calm down, it’s okay, we can talk. I’ll tell you what I like.”
“How do I start?” He asks.
You use two fingers to spread your lips and put a finger on your clit, “You start here - either with your finger or-” a breath that’s actually more of a moan leaves your mouth when Peter’s tongue is suddenly on your clit, “-tongue.” you finish.
Though how his tongue concentrates directly on your little button feels good, it won’t be enough to get you to cum.
“You can move a bit more, bit further down and up again, oh, yes.”
After not too long he finds the perfect pace and where exactly to touch you to make you feel good. You moan out Peter’s name when you climax.
“Fuck.” You both say at the same time.
And Peter still thinks you look so effortlessly beautiful, in all your naked glory, trying to even out your breathing.
You think of just leaning down and kissing him. That should be fine after what he just did, right?
He’s looking up at you and you move closer but you realise the front door has just opened and you can hear May’s voice from the other room.
Peter jumps up and you scramble to get on a shirt of Peter’s while he says hi to his aunt, making sure she won’t pick up on what her nephew just did to you.
“Oh that smells nice.” May compliments once she gets to the kitchen.
“Yeah, we were just baking cookies, like I told you, but then I accidentally spilled some water so we just went to my room and I gave her one of my shirts.” Peter reports, he’d texted May earlier that his plan to ask you out on a date for Valentine’s hadn’t exactly worked but you were still hanging out together to bake.
You hurry to the kitchen in Peter’s ‘I survived my trip to New York’ shirt to greet May. Whenever he’s wearing that shirt he looks like a shapeless potato - which doesn’t matter because they’re pyjamas - but you look so fucking cute it should be illegal.
He doesn’t know if it’s a curse or a blessing that May keeps you two occupied the whole time, making conversation and helping you with the rest of the cookies.
You hum once you taste the sugary heaven on your tongue, saying how good the cookies taste, and Peter’s eyes on you tell you that you still tasted better.
By the time that May finally gives you two some time alone it’s so late that you have to leave and the situation from earlier doesn’t come up again.
*
“So. Valentine’s Day last week was nice.” Peter whispers to you during your lunch break.
“Yeah - what part?” By the way you’re raising your eyebrows and smirking, Peter knows you’re on the same page - you might not talk about your actual feelings, but you’re not going to pretend the sexual encounter, which you both thoroughly enjoyed, didn’t happen.
“The part in my bed.”
“Not quite sure what you mean - care to elaborate?” You rest your jaw against your hand, arm propped up on the table, your elbow grazing Peter’s.
“The part where I gave you,” he forms the next part as more of a question, “one of the best orgasms of your life?”
“Not just one of the best.” You assure him and Peter grins, and you’re calm, cool and collected again, “Yeah, I remember that. What about it?”
“Well I thought maybe, if you want, then we could um, repeat it.” Peter proposes.
“Yes. And what about if this time I help you out instead?”
“You don’t have to do that, I mean I really had fun last time, so I’d like to make you feel good again.”
“‘M not going to argue with that.”
That day you’re alone at your home and with a little help from your vibrator, Peter has you undone in less than two minutes.
You wouldn’t admit it, but you’ve never been as wet as with him.
*
Under the pretext of ‘hanging out’, you’re at Peter’s place again a few days later and he’s inching closer and closer to you in his already small bed and his intentions are clear.
“You wanna… you know, go again?” He asks you.
“Well, I’m on my period right now, so we can finally focus on you and I can take care of you.”
“No, you don’t have to.”
“Why not?” You urge, “I don’t have to, and I’ll accept if you don’t want me to. But can you at least tell me why? I’ve offered it to you like three times and every time you said no. Is it because of me? Am I not attractive enough for you to get off to-”
“What? Nonono, it’s nothing like that at all.”
“What is it then?” You take his hand and he opens up to you.
“Well, when I’m going down on you, I really enjoy it. I mean your body is so sexy and feminine… and your pussy - well, what I’m trying to say is, you’re beautiful and even just the thought of you - I could get off to that. But I know that most girls don’t like… dick as much as guys like pussy so, yeah.” He shrugs.
“I don’t understand. Are you telling me you’re self-conscious about your dick?” You manage not to laugh, he’s worn grey sweatpants around you when he wasn’t hard, so you can only dream of how big he’ll be then.
“Don’t laugh, and I don’t necessarily mean the size I guess, but I just know you wouldn’t enjoy it as much as I enjoy going down on you.”
“But it’s not just about me liking your dick. And, sure I might not want a picture of your cock as my phone wallpaper, but I can guarantee you I don’t exactly mind helping you out.
And anyway, it’s not about that. It’s about trusting someone enough to see you so vulnerable, and to touch you and please you. And to want to please you. And I want that, to please you, I mean. But only if you’ll let me.”
“Of course.” Peter’s still only sitting next to you. He’s kissed the most intimate parts of your body, but not the lips on your face yet. And finally, you lean in to him, connecting your lips to his, in a soft kiss.
It just lasts a few seconds before it’s over.
You feel his muscles contract under your hands and his cock twitches once you reach his pants.
It’s only a few minutes later, and you’ve ended up beyond turned on, Peter with white, sticky streaks on his stomach, your hands covered too, and a cock that’s already hard again.
It’s a long night before he’s finally satiated, but it’s more than worth it.
*
The next weekend, and you’re hanging out with Peter again- this far it’s seriously only been hanging out.
You’re lying together on your bed, both listening to music, sharing memes and videos, when you decide you can’t go on like this anymore.
You put your phone aside and Peter does the same, waiting for what you have to say, but when he glances at your neck and he says something after all.
“You still have that candy necklace?”
“Yeah - you gave it to me, of course. The candy can last up to five years before expiring, and I’ll have eaten all of them before that, for sure.”
He smiles, “I ate mine the first day I bought it.” And there’s silence again.
“Peter?”
He turns to his side, kissing your mouth but you stop the kiss, laughing into his mouth.
“I, I was actually going to ask; what is this between us?”
“Oh,” he sighs, “whatever you want this to be, I guess.”
“So... friends?” It‘s not a suggestion of yours, but a worry about what Peter wants from you.
“If this,” his fingers pass the waistband of your panties and find your clit immediately, and you gasp, “-if this is what friends do and as long as I‘m the only friend you do this with, sure - friends.”
You sit up, trying to disregard how you’re already wet. “Wait so you... you want to be like, exclusive?”
“I do, yeah. I want it to be just you and me, if you want the same.”
“Yeah I wanna do that - be that - whatever. I want the same, Peter.” You kiss him, passionately for the first time.
“I’m so glad - I really can’t even stand the thought of you with another guy.” He mumbles against your neck.
“Didn’t want to see you with another girl either.”
“Don’t worry, I only want you.”
“Peter?”
“Hm?”
“I wanna pizza dat ass.”
#Peter Parker x reader#Peter Parker smut#Spiderman x reader#peter parker#Peter Parker x you#avengers#Spiderman x you#marvel#mcu#fanfiction#spiderman homecoming#spiderman far from home#Peter Parker one shot#Peter Parker imagine#smut#fem!reader#selfcarecap
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April 27, 2021
I woke up at 10 today buttt aish not nice sleep doe cos alas dos nako ka sleep 🤦🏻♀️ and putol2 pajd ako sleep kay ga mata2 ko doeee nakamata ko 8 then kamata ko early 9 then ayha dayon 10 doeee huhu cos saba au dogs doe and idkkk nakamata lang sd gyd ko and super kulang sleep pa 😩😩 das why not productive morning gyddd doeee i feel so luya and tired and no gana to acads gyd huhu and ion like feeling lyk dis doe cos murag gaka wala ko on track and di ko nahan baya if dili masunod ako plans btaaaw like sa tasks nako aish it makes me anxious idk doeee hahahah i know i can kaya it but ion like to procrastinate doeee makes me feel lain!!
and i just higda2 lang gyd until 2pm doeee nagpalanay ra gyd ko aish and eat rko bread sa lunch doe cos gitapulan kog luto 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ but then i took a bath doe and after dat i opened laptop and pugos self to focus and OMGGGG my gana and my brain went to work doeeee and i finished 3 questions from 3-6pm!!!! 🥺🥺 heheh im happy doe cos ako goal gyd kay sa monday and tuesday maka finish kog 3 essay questions tas wa baya koy gi do gahapon aishhh but i bawi it now!! and after dinner pjd kay i did 1 more question 🥰 heheheh i did more than what i planned! i am back on track!!!!! after dat kay nag input napd ko sa amo data sa psy 12 nga research doe but dali raman au to heheh mao napd dayon na ako i work on the next days doeee hehehe after i was done wid acads i played with peter jed and klarye doeee ambot unsa to basta mura sya discord nga naa games2 hehehe then i off na laptop at 10:30!!!! and scroll2 na everywhere doeeee heheh
and u know what 😭 i look at my loloks today and i feel ulaw doeeee to go to the salon cos huhu i think they will saway lolok :(((( cos its so pangettt doeeee naa nitubo mga pimples when i changed deo doeee 😭 and aishhh i didnt look at it nalang dayon uyyy hmpppffff im shy to let other people look at it doe cos its not nice uy many pimples and its aish NOT NICE GYD BYE
im happy today cos i was anxious jd na wa nasad koy mabuhat doeee and 3 days na baya ko ga rest aish but yehey i got productive 😭 and i hope i wake up nice tom and achieve my planned tasks hehehe
its ur day off tooom doeee heheh have a good day off okaaay i know u will laag so enjoy doe and have a good timeee cos u deserve dat doeee heheh i wish u happiness always doe 🥺
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February 2020
I managed to use my iPad as a second monitor for my computer. So tech savvy. Yay me!
Joking about developing a sex-based cardio programme with Manu. Powerfucking! Might help against aggression as well.
A late night phone call with Tom. Not saying much.
Making a huge pot of my grandmother’s signature veggie stew.
More Bon Appétit test kitchen videos. Chris recreating tacos. Claire making Ben&Jerry’s. Priya making her mum’s Indian curries.
Writing a letter to Lena. Drawing upside down bats (which makes them look like they’re having a wicked dance-off). Just the act of writing. I thoroughly enjoy looking at my handwriting.
Using the Salted Coconut handscrub by Lush. Especially now that I wash my hands so often when we’re working with clay at school. I feel like the peeling triggers some pressure points on my palms.
That Saturday productivity high. Cooking and preparing heaps of stuff, cleaning the windows, doing laundry.
Painting my nails like an expressionist artist.
Some portrait studies. Accidentally drawing Sirius Black.
Being really motivated to improve my Spanish. Working with Lorena, the Duolingo app and even starting my own grammar/vocabulary book.
This ultra quirky ASMR video. Also: watching videos with Erin an her boyfriend Chris. It’s amazing how well they work together. How you can almost feel their connection, how similar they are.
Carrot cake oats.
Seeing the The Darkness live again, this time with Margit. Justin’s outfit and personality, singing along, especially to Time of my Life, the band’s traditional first song after the show.
Meeting Chris. Having a Bramblette cocktail at Pusser’s. I like that place. Feels very old-timey with a rowing boat right under the ceiling. We made out in front of a tiger slide in a toy store window on our way to the next bar.
Peeling fresh carrots.
Pickling onions and making kimchi. My fermentation game is strong these days!
Looking through Dominik’s sketchbook. I loved the tree whose bark resembled a mole burrow with its underground tunnel system.
The flu. Yes, really. Fewer pupils at school. Quiet times. I’m actually surprisingly healthy. I’d guess my probiotics must play a role here… Who knows.
More sourdough experiments. Writing about it (DELICACY - a haiku. Oven-warm sourdough / salted butter, alpine cheese / and a strawberry).
Finding a really interesting list of SanFran hippie era book recommendations at the end of Robin Sloan’s Ajax Penumbra: 1969. In the mood to read Maya Angelou, Tom Wolfe, Jack Kerouac, Richard Brautigan.
Even more beautiful books: I really enjoyed Die weiße Stadt by Karolina Ramqvist, a feminist author from Sweden, and the graphic novel version of To Kill a Mockingbird. But two books that literally (well, figuratively obviously) blew my mind were Circe by Madeline Miller (mythology, loneliness, animals and plants, magic and monsters, some desperate kind of feminism, independence and strength) and Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo (magical realms, university setting, psychological depth, unexpected twists and turns). I haven’t read anything comparable in a very long time and I desperately hope that there’s more to come from these authors.
A beach collecting all the world’s single socks in The Magicians. Oh and of course seeing them break the moon. What a sight. The show is super confusing, obnoxious and absolutely fabulous at the same time. Best example: the Freaky Friday szene in which Margo and Eliot switch bodies. I love how the actors took on each other’s speech patterns and behaviour.
A new addition to my colour vocabular: celadon (a greyish green; there is a type of ceramics you’ll only see in this colour which is not surprising since the shade provides such an interesting contrast to the the earthy, rusty orange of burnt clay.)
Manu telling me that he had rarely seen people with more joy in their eyes than me (“Ich habe schon Freude in deinen Augen gesehen! So ein Leuchten kann man nicht simulieren.”) after complaining about being bored and lifeless. / Making curry with or, well, for him the other night. Drinking Liqueur 43 with cinnamon and milk. Playing the Jackbox party games for which you can use your phone as a controller.
Finding myself in a well-known sitation from the past. Lying in Frank’s bed in the early morning hours, not that tired yet, when he starts talking about his life and his depression. In English, obviously, because that’s our emotional filter. Relating, since I feel quite similar. Coming up with a suggestion for a reciprocal support system. Let’s see what we can do for each other.
Looking at travel photographs. The sea, the cenotes. Longing to go back to Mexico or Australia. Diving. Taking it all in.
Dreaming of my grandmother talking about her biggest regrets in life. Weirdly she was in a little bundle under a coffee table, much like Voldemort in the last Harry Potter movie.
My weird, weird brain. How both pleasure and pain enhance my sense of smell and increase my brain activity, almost causing hallucinations and fixations on ideas. Like geometric shapes in gloomy off-colours and a beige silicon-like surface the other night. All I could think of was a benchscraper.
Blue eyeliner.
Brainstorming three-letter-words with Frank since I’m thinking of getting personalised Nike Blazers. Sad cat. Yes but. Dat ass. Why tho.
Flying squirrels. Watching them wobble through the air. How they look like cute exhibitionist when they’re extending their limbs and thus stretching their, well, let’s just call it wings.
The fact that red cabbage has an intricate pattern like brain convolutions when you cut it open.
Talking to Sonja for the first time in over two years. What a strange person. Interesting, too. At least in homeopathic doses.
Ripe strawberries and nectarines. Oh my god. I love fruit.
Meeting Eve at Pub Quiz. She identifies as female, loves swing dance, used to be an animator and I love her style. Also, I realised that really like Betty. And Dennis wasn’t mean to me for once. I love my nerd friends <3 And I learned that Starbucks was named after the first mate in Moby Dick! Also, coincidentally they asked a question about the city where To Kill a Mockingbird takes place (Maycombe, Alabama) after I had read it the week before.
Inviting Lorena to the Botanical Gardens. I always feel very happy and very much myself when I’m there. I sometimes wish I was a gardener. Lorena was late so I walked along the Spring Path outside and it might have been the first time I’ve seen a brussels sprouts plant. Inside I learned lots of Spanish words and marveled at the incredible butterflies. The huge yellow one right behind the entrance was my favourite. Its delicate feelers were fascinating.
Washing my hands at the Keg’s bathroom. Looking into the mirror. Suddenly thinking of the perfect karaoke song… Rescue Me by Bell Book and Candle! I kept singing it for days on repeat. My neighbour must hate me (nothing new here) especially since my voice is too low for the chorus.
It isn’t hard to see how such attachment patterns can undermine mental health. Both anxious and avoidant coping have been linked to a heightened risk of anxiety, depression, loneliness, eating and conduct disorders, alcohol dependence, substance abuse and hostility. The way to treat these problems, say attachment theorists, is in and through a new relationship. On this view, the good therapist becomes a temporary attachment figure, assuming the functions of a nurturing mother, repairing lost trust, restoring security, and instilling two of the key skills engendered by a normal childhood: the regulation of emotions and a healthy intimacy. // An interesting article on attachment styles and why theraphy works; it makes me want to learn more about attachment theory. This School of Life video is a nice addition as well.
That dream. About a book shop modeled after my picture of Penumbra’s 24-hour bookstore. There was an old man in a very narrow but high-ceilinged room full of books. There was no light source except for moonlight or some street lights. There were loads of stairs, very steep, leading to the back of the house. Upstairs the man would set out cat food and on the rooftop there was an old sailing boat. One day the man decided to open the door to the roof and let visitors see the ship, much like a museum; perhaps to attract customers. However, in the next night a cat-shaped ghost appeared who reminded me quite a lot of Kot Behemoth character in Mikhail Bulgakov’s The Master and Margarita. The ghost was not amused about the old man’s decision and took away his key, a big golden one adorned with a red ribbon.
Toasted sesame makes pretty much every dish so much better.
Watching High Fidelity with gorgeous Zoe Kravitz (I adore her effortless style and her outfits), getting in the mood for making a playlist and listening to more music in general. There are all these great songs out there I forgot about.
Remembering the xkcd storm chaser comics.
Making a wicked good batch of Pho for Tom.
Spending a nice evening with Alex at Shamrock. Singing along to American Boy by Estelle. Confirming the hypothesis that the nerdy, quiet ones usually have a freak streak. That moment in the morning. Eye contact and kegel exercises.
Karaoke with Margit and Betty. Meeting Manu’s doppelganger. Same type, looks, voice. Eerie.
Making a BA Gourmet Makes meme for Steffen after he had passed his law examps. Strangely Gaby kinda looked like him after I was done with it.
Saturday morning in bed. Reading comics and graphic novels. Fresh bedclothes, surrounded by books. Since it was February 29 I thought about leap years and asked a few friends what their inner seven-year-old would have done that day (based on the thought experiment that your birthday was on February 29 and you’d age in 4-year-steps which would divide your age by 4 obviously).
I came up with: visiting grandma / eating Cini-Minis / falling asleep with my face buried in a cat / beating my neighbour Anna at Memory / drawing while listening to a Bibi Blocksberg cassette.
Alex said he’d have been outside all day, building a snow igloo. Not noticing his mum telling him to come to dinner. If the weather had been bad he would have played with his dinosaur collection. His inner 7-year-old was a hopeless dreamer who got agitated whenever his parents had a fight. Who came home late from school every day because he forgot about time when he was talking to his friend next to a hedge with thorns that looked like tiny airplanes.
Lena said she would have been outside all day long, playing in the mud with the neighbours’ kids. Of course.
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Tom Marvolo Riddle, writing in his muggle diary: Hi my name is Vol de Mort Dark'ness Salazar Snake Lord and I am the heir of Slytherin (that's how I named myself) and I have sleek black hair and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Dorian Grey (AN: if u don't know who dat is get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to Abraxas Malfoy but I wish I was cuz he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a Slytherin (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly green and silver. I love every shop in Knockturn Alley and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Mudbloods stared at me. I sneered at them.
"Hey Tom!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Albus Dumbledore!
"What's up Al?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my Death Eaters call me and I had to go away.
#i'm so sorry#tom marvolo riddle#voldemort#my immortal#this is almost word for word the fanfic my immortal i only changed some details#mostly the name#also is it valid for moldy to have a crush on abraxas malfoy with his hair and his money and his smile and political power#i may have died a few times trying to write this but ok#i don't actually ship moldy with dumbledore but like.......... it seemed funny#harry potter
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June 2019 (Summer Playlist)
000000 - A.CHAL
20 Min - Lil Uzi Vert
25 Lighters - Wifisfuneral
40z and Shorties - Ramirez
A.D.H.D., Pt. 2 - Sad Frosty
Aero - seiji oda
affection - BETWEEN FRIENDS
All In - ZaeHD & CEO
All Over You - Majid Jordan
All The Time 2 - Wintertime
Aloha (feat. GUN40) - 10k.caaash
Always You - mAsis
Anarchy - Lil Yachty
As A Young Boy - UnotheActivist
Assume the Worst - DRAMA
Awesome (feat. Matt Ox) - Valee
Baby Powder - Bandingo YGNE
Bacc At It Again - Yella Beezy
Bad 2 da Bone - Queen Key
Bad Luck - Khalid
Bastard - Freddie Dredd
B.B. Simon - Surf
Beef FloMix - Flo Milli
Been 2 Hell & Back - Wifisfuneral
Better - Khalid
better friends - BETWEEN FRIENDS
Better Than Me - Q Money
Beverly Trillz - Charles Goose
black on black - Geeyson Chance
Blast Off (feat. Pharrell Williams) - Gesaffelstein
bleed you still - Greyson Chance
Blinded - Freddie Dredd
Blowback - Galimatias
blushing! - BETWEEN FRIENDS
Body Talk - Majid Jordan
Bolder Feelings - The Ivy
BOOM! - Lil Yachty
Borderline - Tame Impala
Boy Afraid - Saro
Breath - N i G H T S
Canada - WIINSTON
CAN'T GET OVER YOU (feat. Clams Casino) - Joji
can't leave without it - 21 Savage
CAN'T SAY - Travis Scott
bury a friend - Billie Eilish
Carpet Burn - DaBaby
Cash Walk - Fast Cash Boyz
Casper - Takeoff
Charcoal Baby - Blood Orange
Cheap Cheap - Felly
Cheat Codes For Hoes - Shotgun Willy
Chewing Gum - Blood Orange
Chun Swae (feat. Swae Lee) - Nicki Minaj
CODY BANKS - Jack Harlow
Communication (feat. DRAM) - Arin Ray
Cotton Candy - Weston Estate
Crème De La Crème - Surf
Crybaby - Waterparks
Crying On The Bathroom Floor - MUNA
Dagenham Dream - Blood Orange
Dance To This (feat. Ariana Grande) - Troye Sivan
Dancing With A Stranger (with Normani) - Sam Smith
Dangerous - Roy Woods
Days - Tcvvx
DEMAR DEROZAN - Comethazine
Does It Make Me Wrong? - Kid Bloom
Don't Pretend - Khalid
Dream Girl - Ir Sais
Drip or Drown - Gunna
Drown The Lovers - Ritual
Eastside Sliding (feat. idontknowjeffery) - Xavier Wulf
Electric Love - NIGHT TRAVELER
Energy (with A$AP Rocky & Sabrina Claudio) - BURNS
Ever Seen A Demon - Wifisfuneral
EVRWNDR - Kid Bloom
Excuse Me - $NOT
Eyelids - Saro
Familiar - Agnes Obel
Fangs - Matt Champion
Fast - Sueco the Child
Fetish Remix (feat. Young Thug) - Lil Keed
Floodgates - Radio Edit - ZES
Footsteps in the Dark, Pts. 1 & 2 The Isley Brothers
Frá mér - Floni
Geek It Up - 10k.caaash
Get Dripped (feat. Playboi Carti) - Lil Yachty
Give Me A Chance - Hish
Give Me Everything - Nayer
Go (feat. Kid Kenn) - Queen Key
Got In Mind - The True Blue
Grim Reaper - Surf
GRoCERIES - Chance the Rapper
GTG - Freddie Dredd
Have You Ever Been in Love - The Ivy
Henny Hardaway - Wintertime
HER - Chase Atlantic
High Like This - Kevin George
hold on - flor
How I'm Living - Quin Nfn
HP - Maluma
hyrule temple - bbno$
I Don't Think We Have It - Future Jr.
If I Can't Have You - Shawn Mendes
iloveyou - BETWEEN FRIENDS
I'm Sorry (feat. Shiloh) - Swell
i'm so tired... - Lauv
In The Night - Deb Never
Joggers (feat. Stunna 4 Vegas) - DaBaby
Keyra - Herra Hnetusmjör
King City - Majid Jordan
Kiss It Better - Rihanna
Knockout - Cfn58babyt
Kolors ft. Smino - Monte Booker
Legacy (feat. 21 Savage & Travis Scott) - Offset
Let Go Today - Shoffy
Let's Fall in Love for the Night - FINNEAS
Lil Flip - UnotheActivist
Looking at Life - Blai$y
Lottery - K CAMP
Love Me Like That - Acoustic - State of Sound
Love/Paranoia - Tame Impala
Lovers Like You - SWIMS
Loving Come Easy - Kevin George
Lucky Strike - Troye Sivan
Mac - The Future Kingz
Make Me Feel - Janelle Monáe
Mayday - Surf
Midsummer Madness - Joji
mio - WIINSTON
Movies - Yoshi Flower
Mueve Mueve - YOUNGFACE
Must Be Nice - Lyfe Jennings
My Bad - Khalid
Næsta - JóiPé
Narcissist (feat. The 1975) - NoRome
Neat (feat. Young Dolph, YFN Lucci, Peewee Longway, Flipp Dinero, G Herbo) - Q Money
Never Heard Of You - D Savage
Next Song - DaBaby
No I Don't Want, Just Anyone - Shiloh
Obsessed (feat. Otis Junior & Nemo Achida) - Jack Harlow
Off Top - DaBaby
OG Heartthrob - Majid Jordan
Only You - ELHAE
Outta My Head (with John Mayer) - Khalid
Øynene lukket - Lars Vaular
Painkiller - Ruel
Past Life - Tame Impala
Please - Saro
Plus - Peach Tree Rascals
Poison in the Brain - Ondi Vil
Poledancer (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) - Wale
PRADA - Tommy Revenge
Private Eyes - Remastered - Hall & Oates
Promises (with Sam Smith) - Calvin Harris
pushin - Shoffy
Put a Date On It (feat. Lil Baby) - Yo Gotti
Red Light! - XXXTENTACION
regular life - bloody white
Request Refused - Xavier Wulf
RETROMODERN- Indica
roo doo - bbno$
Rosa - WIINSTON
Sad People Dancing - La Bouquet
SaintLaurentYSL (feat. Lil Baby) - Lil Yachty
Saturday Nights - Khalid
sex money feelings die - Lykke Li
Shadows - Mansionair
Shake - Queen Key
Shotta Flow - NLE Choppa
shut up - Greyson Chance
Since 6ix - Key Glock
Sky Doesn't Blue - Saro
Slow Love - TENDER
SMASH- ZaeHD & CEO
Snowblind - Saro
Sober - Childish Gambino
Solar Swagg - Maxotrill
Somebody Like You - DVBBS
So Shy - Tom Tripp
SPACE PUNKS - Xavier Wulf
Splash! - Deep Ends
Spoken In Tongue - UnotheActivist
Stay a Little Longer - Lostboycrow
Stick By My Side - NLE Choppa
Straight Thru - Quin Nfn
Strawberry Kisses - Amber-Simone
Studio - Young Nudy
suburban wonderland - BETWEEN FRIENDS
Suge - DaBaby
SUNDOWN - Jack Harlow
Sunglasses At Night - Corey Hart
Sunset Lover - Petit Biscuit
Sweet Holy Honey (feat. Xavier Omär) - Sango
take your time- josh pan
Taking It Out - DaBaby
Talk - Khalid
Talkin' My Shit - Quin Nfn
Taught Me Better - Amber-Simone
The Devil's In The Details - Mac Ayres
The King - Conan Gray
The King of Wishful Thinking - Go West
Through and Through - khai dreams
Throwaway (feat. Clairo)
Tidal - Alex Vargas
TIME MACHINE- Indica
Today - Intro - DaBaby
tokyo - joan
Too Hotty - Quality Control
Too Much - B. Lou
Tragedy - Always Never
Tunneler - TØFL
TYPE - A.CHAL
u can still come over - BETWEEN FRIENDS
Unforgiven - Secret Weapons
Vapor - Saro
Vay - Aron Can
Veist Af Mér - Huginn
Vintage Like Lee - Vintage Lee
Waiting on You - Breakup
Walker Texas Ranger - DaBaby
Wanting You - PLAZA
Water, Pt. 2 (feat. Valee) - Yung Tory
What You Do To Me- Majid Jordan
who dat boi - bbno$
WHOLE lotta GUAP - Lil Yachty
Wii Tennis - 420 Unlovable
Wild Wild West (feat. Gunna) - Offset
WINE & DINE - Comethazine
Woah - Nahzzy & Legend
Womp Womp - Valee
Words From The Wise - UnotheActivist
WORKIN ME - Quavo
Wylin' - Always Never
Yikes! - Billy Marchiafava
YOSEMITE - Travis Scott
You - LINES
Young Rich And Radical - Club Cheval
Yr Love - Roosevelt
ZEZE (feat. Travis Scott & Offset) - Kodak Black
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Kristen ( @branchlikeatree ) and Erin rewatch Legend, a really bad, 1985 fantasy movie with Tom Cruise
•the way he eats the cookie and looks up at her— he is a nasty boy (“I know someone sweeter” sir)
•why is he just...holding a fox? Like a live fox
• “Jack, now teach me rabbit like you promised” what???
• he sounds so prepubescent
• K: “he’s tryin to gag her!” Me: “It’s a blindfold you genius”
• “why does he live in the woods like where are your parents”
• K: “his ponytail is like a mid-evolution Pokémon between a rat tail and a full on ponytail”
• Me: “She has good teeth” K: “well yeah she’s a princess, she has dental”
• the pacing
• Me: “he’s a homeschooled boy that’s what he is”
• goblins, about unicorns: “look! Ugly one horned mules!”
• K: “The Unicorn is like ‘b*tch I’m not a sparrow, I’m a unicorn’”
• what’s with the excessive close-ups
• K: “are you sure that’s magic stirring?” Me: *points at unicorn* she’s... horny”
• K: “I’m not saying it’s her fault. But.”
• K: “Jack is she really worth it?” Me: “he doesn’t know any better, he’s homeschooled”
• Kristen: “God I hope those are goats”
• K: “what is he wearing under there Erin” Me: “he’s got spanx. It’s a leotard. It’s undies.”
• *goblins break into room* K: *to the tune of the Backstreet Boys* “everyboooodyyy” me: yeaaaahhh
• K: “how have they not found her?” Me: “they’re goblin do you think they have two brain cells?”
• the goblins just. Rhyme.
• K: “you better hurry. Tim Curry doesn’t wait.”
• “here be forest child, and don’t know the Gump?” K: “it’s the forest Gump”
• K: “me and Gump know what’s going on!”
• me: “did they just have a really low pants budget” K: “no they thought forest? Leaves?”
• *Gump pulls out a violin* K: “you’re my pretty little gumpway girl”
• me: “let’s get turnt with the forest spirits”
• K: “this is Narnia!”
• K: “do you think the unicorns are metaphors for Tom and Lily” me: “....maybe”
• there’s a lot that we have to assume, like, filling in the fact that Tom is currently communicating with a unicorn
• me: “I could see him playing Joseph” K: “oh don’t encourage him”
• me: “they give him armor but they don’t give him pants”
• he is just. COVERED in glitter.
• pig goblin: “why not turn everything into garbage?!” K: “is that actually me?”
• goblin: “shit!” Me: *gasps* he just said ‘shit’!
• goblin: “she’s just a female! She has no power!” Lord of Darkness: “she has the power of creation. Get the mare!” Me: “it isn’t a mare! I saw its horse penis.”
• K: “what in the name of Microsoft PowerPoint was that transition”
• K: “all they gotta do is go for his legs” me, imitating that Captain America vine: “because his shield is the size of a dinnerplate, and he’s an idiot”
• me: “is that me?” Meg, a monster from the swamp, looking at Tom/Jack: “you, come to Meg, juicy boy” K: “it is you!”
• K: “I feel like I’m watching a scene from the Hobbit” me: “yeah but like worse, it’s like the animated Hobbit” K: “it’s like a live action adaptation of the animated Hobbit”
• me: “oh he’s an Elf. But not like a hot Elf.” K: “more like the Keebler cookie Elf”
• Oona, the sprite: “I’ll do what you want if you kiss me” K: “why are you so obsessed with me?” Me: “because he has great hair”
• THE PACING
• “I’m just waiting for Tim Curry and the horrible v-neck dress”
• Lord of Darkness: “I will take her” his father, apparently: “no! You must WOO her!”
• they literally replaced 90% of people’s sweat with glitter
• me: “is she stupid?” K: “yeah she is” me: “she seems stupid” K: “I mean she got wooed by Jack eating a cookie” me: “I mean I did too but”
• K: “I tell you what I don’t like that creepy-ass baby”
• K: “I feel like I’m watching the opening scene of Black Swan”
• the VNECK is BELOW HER NAVEL
• K: “oh shit here come dat boi!”
• K: “his ears are placed where a cow’s would be” also K: “Damn you Tim Curry and your great voice” me: “his horns are...too phallic”
• K: “I feel like I’m watching the French version of Beauty and the Beast” me: “ew”
• K, repeating a line from earlier: “squawk squawk no more talk”
• K: “does Tom Cruise do his own stunts?” Me: “probably at this point. He was 23, he was probably pretty bendy”
• K: “this is like a poorly planned D&D campaign-“ me: “absolutely” K: “-like there’s a main goal but the DM hasn’t given a direct way to get to it”
• K: “....there’s just something....” me: “are you horny for Tim Curry” K, defensively: “there’s just something, appealing! About the way that he’s acting!”
• me: “this movie has made me...tired”
• Lord of Darkness: “in the beginning, there was nothing” K: “this must be one of those new translations”
• THE! PACING!
• me, every time they call the unicorn a girl/she/mare: “it’s a boy!”
• Lord of Darkness: “the birth of the new world awaits your stroke” me and K: “igghhhh”
• me: “he’s just boyish” K: “juicy boyish” me: “He has boyish charms” K: “juicy boyish charms”
• me: “the problem is that his teeth aren’t centered AND his nose is crooked” K: “and yet with the disproportions of his face he still looks good” me: “I do think he is not ugly”
• K: “wait did he just go back for it? I thought it was a flashback” me: “no they definitely used the same footage”
• Princess Lily is not relatable
• me, a little too smitten: “oh she gives him the ring, that’s cute!” K: “wait is she just gonna leave him there?” Me: “I think she’s breaking up with”
• Jack: “will you sing for me?” K, imitating that clip from the Office: “no! God! Please! No!”
•K: “so in conclusion, this was all Lily’s fault”
• Me, confirming both horses are male while K “aw”s: “yes, Kristen, they’re gay unicorns”
•we continue to confirm how bad this movie was, even though we knew this when we watched it freshman year
•closing thoughts:
-K: “I guess all I can say is... squawk squawk no more talk”
-me: “I just.... wish they had given him pants”
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The Unexpected Perks of Being a Nanny- Epilogue (Chapter Thirty-Five)
Pairing: Jared x Reader
Word Count: 4.2k
Warnings: Swearing
Beta: @invisibledevour @mack-winchester @quiddy-writes @billietehkid21
Today your daughter was turning four. You loved seeing your little girl grow and become her own individual person. Danika was beautiful, with her long, curly brown hair and her big, matching brown eyes. She was tall and lanky, like her father and her brother, Shep. Jared insisted she had your face, though.
You simply couldn’t believe that, four years ago today, you were in labor. Four years ago today, you were nervously preparing for your baby.
You and Jared didn’t have any more kids afterwards. You had another miscarriage, but you didn’t like to talk about it. You hadn’t talked to your sister and brother -- twins, Adelaide and Adam -- since when you first found out you were pregnant. You didn’t know if they were alive or dead, but Adam didn’t want to see you and you wanted to respect his wishes.
Miles Turner was released from prison due to apparent good behavior and lack of concrete evidence. All of your closest friends insisted you tell your side of the story. You, however, didn’t want to. You didn’t want to have to look at him everyday in court, remembering the pain and suffering he brought you.
“I won’t hesitate to beat his face in if he comes knocking at our door, Y/N," Jared said to you, as he had many times since Miles was released.
“You won’t have to, Jared. As far as he’s concerned, I had a baby for him and he wanted nothing to do with that child," you sighed, pressing a kiss against Jared’s lips. “But thanks anyways."
“Yeah, well, I’m always here for you, you know that."
“I do know that," you smiled. “We should get up. It’s Danika’s birthday. We need to decorate for her party!”
“Yeah, alright," Jared smiled, pressing another kiss against your lips.
Jared took a deep, shaky breath, which made you anxious. He wasn’t normally a nervous guy. He was always pretty comfortable with what he was doing. His eyes darted around the room as he thought of what to say next.
“I didn’t want to steal attention from our daughter’s special day today, but I can’t wait any longer."
“Any longer for what?” You asked curiously, watching as Jared turned away from you and reached into his nightstand, only to turn back towards you, holding a small box.
“Y/N… I know that when we first started dating, our relationship felt scandalous and wrong, I honestly felt like you were my dirty secret that nobody should’ve known about," he admitted, clearly embarrassed. “But I had soon forgot about that and realized that I really did love you. Every couple has fights or rushes into something too quickly… It was clear that our relationship moved very fast and that our fights were pretty explosive, but we always found our way back to each other. We always loved each other."
You knew where this conversation was going, which caused your throat to dry up and your heart to skip a beat. It’s not like you’ve been thinking of marriage since you had Danika or anything.
“What I’m trying to say is that, Y/N, I love you. I love everything about you! I want to thank you for giving me Danika. She was a blessing in disguise. I love how we work together well. I love your smile, I love your laugh, your personality, I love the fact that you’ve loved my kids like they were your own from day one and, not to mention, that smoking hot body," he smiled, pulling away from you to size you up. “I love you and I never want to spend a day without you. Y/N Y/L/N, will you do me the honor of becoming Y/N Padalecki?”
Tears pricked your eyes as he opened the box, showing you a brilliant diamond-covered ring.
You gasped, “Oh my god, Jared! This is b-beautiful. Of-of course I’ll marry you."
Ever since you had Danika, all you’ve been dreaming about is marriage. You wanted Jared and you wanted him for the rest of your life. You knew it was cliché for the man to ask the woman to marry him. You knew that you should’ve been more inclined to ask him to marry you before he popped the question himself, but you were always too nervous. You were glad it unfolded this way, it was so romantic.
Jared smiled, pulling the ring out of the box, then he slipped it on your left hand, third finger from the thumb, to be exact. You caressed Jared’s face, pressing a slow kiss against his lips. Tears were streaming down your face as you pulled away from him. Tears rolled down his cheeks too as you each tried to wipe away the other’s tears.
“You’re so beautiful," Jared murmured happily, kissing you again.
“I love you. I love you so much," you sobbed cheerfully.
You curled into Jared and stuck out your hand, watching how the ring sparkled in the light as you moved it in a certain direction. You were simply in awe over how romantic Jared is and how the last five years have unfolded. You went from being homeless to having a family overnight.
-
“Ooooh! Y/N, bad girl." Lacee purred. “You got evicted!”
“I what?” You snatched the paper from her.
Sure enough, a piece of paper, issued to your apartment had the words ’Eviction Notice’ written on it. It was previously taped on the door, but had fell.
“Shit," you muttered as you went into your apartment with Lacee holding onto your shirt tightly.
-
“Daddy! Daddy! Who dat?” Shep pointed to you.
“This is Y/N, guys, she’s going to look after you two while daddy’s working."
-
You two got dressed and headed downstairs not long after cuddling in bed and talking about your engagement. Your mind was running a million miles per hour as you thought about how much you had to do today.
“Good morning to daddy’s big four-year-old girl!” Jared exclaimed kissing Danika’s forehead.
“Oh, tanks daddy!” She grinned.
After wishing Danika a happy birthday as well, you cooked breakfast with your fiancé and then you two sat down to eat with your four kids.
“So, Tom, Shep, Y/N and I have something to tell you guys."
Ten-year-old Thomas and eight-year-old Shepherd looked at each other, then at you and Jared.
“And girls, Odette and Danika, of course mommy and daddy have to tell you the same thing," you smiled towards them.
“You’re not having another baby are you?” Tom spoke up in a raspy voice.
“No," you chuckled.
You pulled your hand up from your lap and showed it to the kids.
“We’re getting married," Jared smiled.
“Is that okay with you guys?” You asked nervously.
“Yeah." Tom grinned, looking at your ring. “Wow, it’s so shiny."
“Was mommy’s wedding ring like that?” Shep piped up.
“It was something like that. It was shiny like Y/N’s is, but it was a different design," Jared explained.
Danika looked up at you.
“Momma not already married with dada?” She cocked her head to the side in confusion.
“No, baby girl. You see mommy and daddy weren’t dating for very long when we found out we were having you and ever since then, we focused on raising you, your brothers and your sister right before we worried about us," you explained.
“Oh." Danika shrugged, spooning some scrambled eggs into her mouth.
“Is this good for your birthday breakfast, Danika, baby?” Jared shot his youngest daughter a smile.
She nodded, “Ice cream make better."
“You want ice cream with your breakfast?” You exclaimed. “Mommy thinks you’re silly."
“I no silly, mommy, ice cream make everyting better!” She replied.
You sat back in your seat not long after finishing your breakfast. You stared at your ring hard. It was the most beautiful ring you had ever seen - and it was yours. Looking back on your time with Jared, it didn’t feel like all that long ago when Danneel and Jensen took Tom, Shep and Odette so you and Jared could have sex for the first time. Now look at you, four years, a baby and an engagement later.
-
“Something wrong, Y/N?” Danneel took a seat next to you.
“It’s nothing," you huffed.
“No, no, it’s something." She spoke softly.
“Well… I know Jared and I have only been together for a couple of months, but I really wanted us to have our… our first time together. I forgot how busy the boys are and.. And Jared and I are never going to be able to have sex, he’ll be so tired!” You rolled your eyes and scratched your forehead. “This is so stupid, I know."
“It’s not stupid, Y/N." Danneel brushed some hair back out of your face and tucked it behind your ear. “I remember wanting that with Jensen. It’s totally normal!”
-
Danneel has been a big influence on your life since you’ve met her. You’ll always give her credit for allowing you and Jared to have your first special time together, you’ll always give her credit for that because of her generous action of taking the older kids. You got pregnant that night and it was all thanks to Danneel. Well sort of; Jared and yourself had a hand in the work of making a baby. Which got you thinking about when you first found out you were pregnant and told everybody you were pregnant…
-
You and Jared stood in silence until your phone timer went off. When you didn’t look right away, Jared took it upon himself to look.
“They’re negative," he frowned.
“W-what? You’re joking, r-right?”
He shook his head no. You started to cry and you reached for the tests.
“I am just kidding babe, they’re all positive," Jared cracked a smile as he showed you the pregnancy tests.
-
“The reason I can’t have alcohol is because I’m pregnant," you smiled shyly.
“Oh wow! Congratulations you two!” Alex shot you a smile.
“There’s going to be another mini-Jared around here?!” Misha faked annoyance.
-
“Wow, speaking of kids…” Jared begun.
“Real smooth there, big guy," you said, shaking your head at Jared’s way of telling Jensen.
With an eye roll, he began again, “Jensen, Y/N and I have some news."
“She’s pregnant, isn’t she?”
“What! How did you know?”
-
You laughed, “Hey, um, Lacee… I think we’re twinning a ‘lil bit!”
“What…? Twinning?”
“Yeah… You’re pregnant… I’m pregnant," you grinned.
-
“Well that’s the way you raised me, old man! Plus I wouldn’t want Y/N and the baby to get hurt…” Jared paused. “Oh god damnit."
“Baby?” Gerald cocked his head to the side in confusion.
“Uh… surprise! You’re going to be a grandpa again," Jared said nervously. “Don’t tell mom, Megan or Jeff yet, Okay? I’m not going to let it slip again."
-
“So… Y/N and I are pregnant," Jared said casually.
“So soon?” Sharon was the first one to speak. “You’ve only been dating since the middle of July, Jared… that's only six months."
“Not to mention that Odette isn’t even ten months old." Gerald added.
-
“I’ve been trying to teach Odette to say Y/N but it’s no use. She refers to you as mom. I don’t mind though.” Gen shrugged. “You technically are their mom too.”
“It means a lot to me that you’re willing to let them call me mom.” You said timidly.
“Hey, um, speaking about calling Y/N, mom… We… are going to have our own little one to call her mommy.” Jared piped up.
“Oh, no way!” Gen smiled. “Congratulations. I’m happy for you guys.”
There was almost a shred of sadness in her voice and in her smile. You hated the fact that Gen was probably still in love with Jared. But after he moved on too quickly, she never really got the chance to tell him how she really felt. You never hated Gen for that, you just felt bad that she was unhappy. You looked up to Gen and you wanted nothing more than to be her friend!
“Wait… Daddy? What does that mean?” Thomas asked, his voice scratchy.
“It means that Y/N is pregnant, dude.” Jared chuckled. “You’re going to be a big brother again.”
Both Shep and Tom were really excited, whereas Odette was too little to know what being pregnant was.
-
All these times were just so precious to you. You were snapped out of your thoughts when you heard your name being called.
“Earth to Y/N," Jared waved his hand in front of your face.
“Sorry, Sorry! What?” You giggled, batting his hand away from your face.
“I was asking you if you wanted to wash or dry?”
“Oh. I’ll- uh- I’ll wash," you smiled.
You and Jared picked all the breakfast dishes up off the table and dumped them into a sink full of soapy water.
“What were you thinking about earlier?” Jared asked curiously, kissing your neck.
“Just about when we first found out we were pregnant with Danika. How we told everyone," you summed up.
“We had big news then… got some big news now…” Jared grinned, pressing more kisses against your shoulder and neck.
“Yes, Jared," you giggled. “We also have big plans for our daughter’s birthday party today, so get a move on!”
After finishing the dishes, you and Jared decorated the house with previously bought decorations, picked up the cake, changed the kids into nice outfits, and waited for the arrival of the Ackles’, Gen, and the rest of the Padalecki clan. You were curled up on the couch, surrounded by the kids when you heard a knock on the door. You heard faint voices in the back porch.
“Hey, Gen," Jared said.
“Hi, Jared." Gen replied.
“I’m glad you came today."
“Of course I would come!” Gen exclaimed. “I can’t miss my girl’s birthday!”
Even though Gen wasn’t related to Danika, Gen still loved her and would take care of Danika like her own if you ever needed it. Hearing Gen’s voice brought you back to the time when you two first met.
-
“Y/N, this is my ex-wife, Genevieve, the mother of my three beautiful children," Jared introduced you. “Gen, this is Y/N. I really like her for the job and I think you will too."
Gen smiled towards you, “it’s nice to meet you, Y/N."
She extended her hand for you. Nervously, you took it. You were sick, after all, and you didn’t want it to spread to Gen.
“It’s really nice to meet you too."
-
Your time with Gen was up and down, you had your high points, like when she encouraged you to go after Jared, and your low points, like when she blew up at you after you mentioned at which Christmas house would the kids be celebrating Christmas. Nonetheless, you were so glad she was in your life. Gen entered the family room with her bags and a separate large bag that had Happy Birthday written on it.
“Mommy!” Danika grinned up at you. “Auntie Gen got present for me!”
“She does, but we’re gonna wait till your party to open it, okay? We still gotta wait for everyone else, sweetpea!” You exclaimed, listing off the tremendous amount of people on her party guest list.
“‘Bout Unca Mish?” Danika asked curiously.
“Uncle Misha and Aunt Vicki are coming too, of course. Mommy’s sorry. Elle les manque," you spoke a little bit of French to your young daughter.
You’ve been teaching the kids a little bit of french lately.
“I know what you said! I know what you said." Shep cheered. “You missed them."
“Yeah, that’s right, buddy," you smiled.
Gen giggled, “And look what else Auntie Gen has!”
Gen pulled a second ‘Happy Birthday’ bag out from behind her back.
“More presents!” Danika squealed and clapped.
“Yeah, do you think you can guess who this one is from?”
Danika listed off several names, but after the second or third name, she lost interest shortly after and begged Gen to tell her who it was from.
“It’s from Nanny and Poppy Batt."
-
You took a deep breath as you knocked on Camille Batt’s door. You flew down to pick up Thomas, Shepherd and Odette. They were staying with Gen who was visiting with her mom and step-dad when her filming schedule unexpectedly got changed. So here you were, newborn Danika strapped to your chest, waiting to get into your boyfriend’s ex-wife’s mother’s house. Camille opened the door and gave you a big smile.
“Hi, Y/N! I’m Camille. Did you get in okay? How was your flight?” Camille invited you in.
“My flight was okay, thank you for asking," you smiled.
She was such a kind woman, she reminded you of Gen.
“Oh, let me see the little one!” Camille exclaimed quietly, peeking into the Lenny Lamb. “Oh, how precious."
“She’s a little angel," you agreed, rubbing her back.
“Gen told me you haven’t got much support from your side of the family."
“Yeah," you sighed. “The only support I get is from Jared’s family, and they’ve been pretty awesome throughout the whole pregnancy ‘n’ stuff."
“Well, you’ve got support from this household and this perfect, little slice of heaven can call me nanny anytime she wants!” Camille offered.
-
Genevieve’s mother was one of the sweetest people you’d ever met. She was willing to let a child that wasn’t even a blood relation to her call her nanny. She considered Danika to be one of her own grandchildren. That meant a lot to you. Not long after Gen arrived, the Padalecki’s did too.
“Hi mom, hi dad," Jared smiled, pressing a kiss against his mom’s cheek.
“Hi, Jared! “ Sharon smiled.
You greeted your soon-to-be-in-laws as well. The Ackles’ were the last of the family to show up before Danika’s playgroup friends did. You gave nine-year-old JJ a hug before giving the five-year-old twins a hug.
“Hi auntie." All three cooed.
“Hi, you guys!”
You gave Danneel a hug after the twins. “I’ve missed you."
“You saw me, like, a couple of weeks ago." Danneel laughed, giving you a tight squeeze.
“Yeah, but, you know, I still miss you."
By the time two o’clock rolled around, you had a full house of four-year-old youngsters running around. It was crazy! Danika was more than happy to open up all her gifts. She got some clothes and some toys. Camille gave her one of those growing up girls, which you would take for safekeeping so that your rambunctious little girl didn’t break it. You thanked everyone for coming to Danika’s party. but her, Odette, and their brothers were too caught up in opening all Danika’s toys that they couldn’t care less if they said goodbye to the guests. The Ackles’, the Padalecki’s and Gen all stayed for dinner that night. While sitting down at the dining room table, you remembered the ring on your finger. Everyone was digging into their dinner when you lightly tapped your fork against your glass.
“So…” you started off slow. “Jared and I have some news."
“You’re pregnant!” Gen exclaimed, teasing you.
“No, no," you giggled, holding out your hand for everyone to see the clever rock on your finger. “We’re getting married."
Everybody cheered and smiled. You were so glad everyone was happy. Next thing to tackle was deciding on your wedding parties, but you knew you would have a lot of time to get that together.
“Momma?” Danika hopped down out of her seat and reached to get up with you.
You didn’t like to baby Danika, you wanted her to be self sufficient and a well-rounded kid.
“What, sweetheart?” You asked softly.
“Uppie."
“Have you finished your dinner?”
Danika shook her head no.
“Well, before you get up in mommy’s laps, you have to finish your dinner," you reasoned with her,
“No."
“Excuse me?” You were taken aback.
Danika never back answered you or Jared, not even when she was going through her terrible twos. Well, there may have been a few times, but none as bad as this.
“No, mommy!”
“Danika," you warned. “You have to finish your dinner first."
You weren’t being unreasonable by denying your daughter her own way, were you?
“No!” Danika yelled.
She proceeded to throw herself on the floor and sob. You and Jared exchanged glances before the both of you got up. You picked Danika up and held her close.
“Baby, what’s wrong?” You rocked her lightly.
“Somebody’s tired after all day," Jared whispered in your ear.
You supposed that Jared was right, Danika was on the go since the crack of dawn.
“Okay, well, D, baby, you have to stop crying. You’re hurting mommy’s ears. I’m going to put you to bed."
“No, mommy!” She screeched. “Cuddle!”
Deciding that it was her birthday and she was literally screaming into your ears in front of everybody, you gave in and took her upstairs. You even laid down in your bed with her until she finally fell asleep. Jared came up a few hours later, after helping his parents, his siblings and Gen settle in. It was late and you were nearly asleep yourself. Jared carefully picked up his sleeping daughter and tucked her into her own bed. When he returned, he laid down next to you and pulled you into his arms.
“I’ve never seen her act like that before," you murmured.
“There’s a first time for everything," Jared shrugged, pressing a kiss against the top of your head.
“Through all of this, I actually kind of want another," you admitted.
“Really? Five kids is a lot."
“You said that about four kids, Jare, but we’re making it work," you sighed.
“Yeah… yeah, I suppose we are. If you really want to, we can… but can it be after the wedding? I want to save the baby making time for the honeymoon," Jared explained.
You knew that Jared was weary, especially with your medical history. You’d had two miscarriages already and you were as sick as a dog during your pregnancy with Danika. You would rather get the wedding over with too before you decided to have another baby. You especially didn’t want to have to get a bigger dress because you had a baby bump.
“I’m still in my clothes from earlier," you mumbled into Jared’s chest.
“Let me take care of that," he said softly, heading into the master bath.
You heard the bath water running and you grinned to yourself. About five minutes later, Jared cane back out of the bathroom, a towel wrapped around his waist. He picked you up and carried you out to the bathroom, where he had the soaker tub filled up with bubbles.
“We both had a really long day," he whispered, setting you down on the floor and kissing your neck as he undressed you.
“Mhmm," you agreed, titling your head to give better access.
Jared got in first, then you hopped in and nestled yourself down in between his legs. You rested your head back against his shoulder and relaxed as you two held hands. It was romantic- just the two of you. You didn’t hear your bedroom door open and you didn’t hear the bathroom door open either. But a minute later, you opened your eyes to see Danika, standing in the doorway, her favorite blanket swung over one arm and the thumb of her opposite hand in her mouth. You knew Danika only did that when she was extremely tired or sick, and for her to be up this late, you knew you had to get out and tend to your lovely daughter.
“Danika, honey, you go out and lie down on mommy and daddy’s bed, Okay?”
Your little girl nodded yes and headed back out of the bathroom. You sighed, looking up at Jared.
“So much for our relaxing bath huh?” You chuckled lightly.
“Yeah, but duty calls," Jared smiled, kissing your lips.
The two of you immediately washed all the bubbles off your bodies and got out. You dried off a little bit before grabbing your house coat, which was hanging from the back of the bathroom door. You didn’t bother to dry your hair, just brushed it out and laid down on the bed next to Danika. She snuggled into you from under the covers. You and Jared spent the rest of the night with Danika sprawled out between you.
She’s gotten so big since you used to do this with her as a baby. You had an amazing time watching your daughter grow and you were thankful that she has such a great father, two awesome brothers that will protect her from any dangers, and a wonderful sister, who she can talk to and confide in. Your mixed family made it easy for you to know that Danika was being loved to the fullest. You never imagined ending up here. Your rushed relationship made it hard for you and Jared in the beginning considering the few, very explosive, fights you had when you were pregnant; nonetheless, Jared was there for you. Now you two were getting married and you both wanted another baby! Who would’ve thought? Even if Jared believed five kids would be a lot, deep down, he would love to have another. Jared is a family guy. His kids mean the absolute world to him! Your career started and ended with the Padalecki’s but you wouldn’t have it any other way, because you know you couldn’t live without them. You fell in love with the Padalecki’s and there was no better feeling than knowing that they won’t be going anywhere anytime soon.
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a year ago, i was tagged by @suplosers on two questionnaires and it is only now, a year later that i was able to answer em. i’m so sorry it took me this long but yah i’m just glad to get thru dis milestone, answering the first tumblr get to know ya post i was @ at... yaayyy ^^
rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people.
I tag: tbd haha i still have to dig thru meh notifs to see which ones apparently took an interest in me so i’d like to take an interest in as well haha but oh @you-guys--are-losers, ur doing this whahaha hope it’s not too much of a bother, no presh watsoever ;3
the last
1. drink: ughh it's dis shitty stuff called hydrite w/c is basically salt water cus im sick rn and it's supposed to rehydrate ur shts or something hahaha
but dat was like a week ago... as of da moment i posted dis, it’s coffee from mini stop dat i drank at like 530 in da morn while i waited until i could enter the school cus i had to commute 3 hours w/ lil to none sleep
2. phone call: my father or one of my best friends
3. text message: the last one i texted was my sister and the last one i got a text from was dis org in school about the location for recruitment/auditions/interview
4. song you listened to: billy jean by michael jackson and i listened to it for meh tomdaya fic hahaha. But i also listened to halo by beyonce, untouchable and dress by taylor swift, and some other songs magmt mentions in her tomdaya fic hehe a week ago
rn, a metal cover of toxic by our last night
5. time you cried: haha i don't actually remember the context of it (i could find out tho haha cus i sent da pic to my best friend) but i took a pic of it while i did it which was on... july 16 hahaha. Oh but w8 oh sht i think i cried after that fudge w8 i don't remember the date (i think i can find this out too hahaha) but i wrote a sortof goodbye confessions letter to one of my dear friends and i wrote there that i externally cried (b4 i just said internally haha) so i'm not entirely sure i cried but i think im pretty sure i teared up hehe
6. dated someone twice: hahaha i haven't even had a legit love interest yet 😆😂 buuutt my best friend and i have "dated" as in spent entire days together w/ just the two of us, we even went to mcdonalds for valentine's day and got each other gifts hihihi aahhh gosh i miss her :'(
7. kissed someone and regretted it: haha im not even sure if dis happened and i have no plans on asking her about it but i remember when i was a kiddo, when my sis came home for some reason i kissed her on the lips hahaha dont remember if accidental or i just brain farted heck i aint even sure if it happened but das all i can answer cus well like i said, see #6 😆😂😆😂
8. been cheated on: hhmmm probs not, i have no idea if ive been cheated on in an unromantic way hahaha but in da romantic way, like i said, no love interest hahaha
Oh w8 does being someone's crush (i aint sure but it seemed like it) and crushing on dat dude but dat dude crushing on someone else too count as cheating? 😆😂😆😂
9. lost someone special: yes, all of my grandparents are dead. I've also lost pets, and i fear i may lose some of my friends due to the distance among us in this time of our lives
10. been depressed: i always wanna be careful over how to define depression. Like wat constitutes it... but yes, i think i have. Not sure, mind you, but yes, at the beginning of gr 7 i was really alone, i think i was bullied and i think i was depressed and going thru a really dark phase of my life back then. But then again, i have to say, i'm not sure.
11. gotten drunk and thrown up: hahaha nope. I'm looking forward to getting drunk tho. Im currently underage so im not allowed to drink dat much yet but yeah i wanna know my limits hehehe i hope im da kinda gurl who can handle her liquor but i have drank and i have to say it made me all loopy and weird and just like woke or high or something hahaha so yeah man im excited to get trashed on my 18th bday hahaha (hopefully i get to do this tho huhuhu)
3 favourite colours
12. Pink
13. Blue
14. Gray
in the last year have you
15. made new friends: yyeeesssss and i'm so glad i have hihi. I have made friends w/ a select group of my blockmates and they're awesome and weird, i hope to strengthen our bond in da future hehe. Ooohhh and i sure hope that you guys are losers is my friend cus she's been rlly great :')
16. fallen out of love: i guess the closest i've come to falling out of love in a romantic way is moving on from da heavy crushin on meh crush. But i dunno, i still think he's a unicorn n pretty special to me so i dunno hahaha.
But bro, i do think i have fallen out of love. With tv shows, with characters. Like i used to be so passionate about a few shows and characters but now all i have towards them is regret heck i cant even remember wat dey are but i know dat der was love lost. I know it.
17. laughed until you cried: hahaha yaasss i think so. It's either when i was with my best dearest friends or during the class of dis really cool and funny as heck joker teacher who makes us laugh in EVERY SINGLE CLASS hahaha ahhh das guy's so cool
18. found out someone was talking about you: oohh yah yah i think so. Either from my best friends or from a few of my old classmates i care about and had gotten close with. Da best friend ones was about something in my past/history (g7) and the classmates one i think was just dem talking about me and they told me about it ooohhh i think it was my crush hahahaha. They told me dat my crush actually admired me a lot hehe. There was one time my friend (the one who told me about dis) was putting make up on me for a school film, and my crush was da cam guy and he told my friend i looked pretty. Sooo im pretty lucky dat- oh sht w8 i dunno if it's dis year but oh w8 no, it was on my bday last year (dec 20) and da same friend said she was sorry cus apparently da bois make fun of me or something and she was sorry cus she laughed along too hahaha but i didnt mind cus i know im weird and i dont even know what dey say about me in da first place hahahaha. Ok das it im done, i think ive overshared now hahaha 😆😂😆😂
19. met someone who changed you: my best friends. Ive thought about it based on wat sup losers said about change for da better and i dont rlly think of change as something dat happens quick, i think it happens over time and u dont even notice it. So ok oh sht i think im wrong cus i met my best friends 4/6 years ago hahaha but for reals tho, i was in a dark place and if it werent for dem i think id still be lost lonely and sad. Uuhhmmm in regards to answering the question correctly, i guess my blockmates count since they inspire/challenge me to be better. OH SHT W8 i def think you guys are losers and dead end street and tomdaya receipts and tout de suite have changed me hehehe. Da first 2 in dat dey inspired me to write more hehe. Da 1st one inspired me to do this so i think this counts as change hehe. And da last 2 changed me in dat bcus i met dem, i became OBSESSED w/ tomdaya hahaha.
20. found out who your friends are: yes, i have actually. And it's all because i am now currently a college freshman as well as my friends.
21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: hahaha my fam i guess hahaha. But no one in a romantic context.
general
22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: hhmmm i guess id say about 200 since i know 4 sections of around 40 ppl and da rest is like fam and ppl ive met once/twice or have passed by haha
23. do you have any pets: yaaaassss 3 doggos: albie, juju, and biggie girl. Juju has a pupper named tchalla called dat cus he black hehehe and biggie has 2 biglets named mermer (meredith) and crissy (cristina) cus they're sisters 😍😊😊
My fam have also had a buncha dogs n puppers before but they were either given away or passed away. My bro also has dis cat named bob and i think he counts as a semi pet since my bro's home is a fam home.
24. do you want to change your name: uuhhh i wish i had an alliterative name like superheroes. Buutt im pretty happy w/ my name :')
25. what did you do for your last birthday: oohhhh i think i was at my section's christmas party it was pretty nice n emotional and i spent da rest of da day w/ 2 of meh best friends who bought me cake n food when my own fam didn't 😆😂😆😂
26. what time did you wake up: 4 am to shit cus im sick, but fell asleep again and officially got up around 730 or 8ish
27. what were you doing at midnight last night: haha tryna stay awake cus i had to drink meh meds and failed oh so much and i think i was asleep by midnight hahaha
28. name something you can’t wait for: tomdaya content, chatting/being w/ my best friends, watching da stuff i wanna watch, tumblring, reading sht i wanna read, vacation, writing fanfics, learning how to do a buncha stuff (write screenplays, make films n gifs, draw better), my bday when i hopefully get to do wat i want haha, avengers 4 and smffh, and captain marvel and antman and the wasp too i guess haha oh and the incredibles 2 and httyd 3 😍😍😍 oohhh and crazy rich asians
29. when was the last time you saw your mom: on monday which was when i was at home and not at my dad's n sis' n i's apartment in manila for school/work
31. what are you listening to right now: commercials on da tv as i answer this long ass questionnaire hahaha
32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: hahaha i had to think about dis one but yah i have actually haha he was my gr 8 class mate n i like to think semi friend back den at least haha. Oh w8 but he doesn't go by tom tho, it's just thomas haha
33. something that is getting on your nerves: myself hahaha my shitty lazy ass procrastinating self hahaha 😅🙍
34. most visited website: fb specifically messenger, youtube, and tumblr
35. hair colour: hmmm black w/ a bit of brown i guess (ASIAN, YO! 😆😂😆😂)
36. long or short hair: neither, medium i guess haha. I like how long hair looks but it's such a bother n hassle haha. So i def would prefer short hair on a practical standpoint hahaha (im actually thinking of shaving the hair above my nape, yknow on da back of my head hehe)
37. do you have a crush on someone: well i dont have dat much of a crush on da crush i mentioned before, like i said haha. I have a crush on tomdaya, does dat count? 😆😂
38. what do you like about yourself: hahahaha nothing 😆😂😆😂🙍
Naahh uhhh i guess i like how much i love tv shows, i love meh fangirl self, and i like how diff n unique n weird i am, how i stand out, n dat i think my dreams are noble n worth tryin out. N i like how supportive n nice i am n im just chill on da outside haha. N sometimes i like meh face hehe. And i think dat im hilarious n weird n ppl should appreciate me more hahaha das y i crave for more validation dan consulting researchers hahaha (no one laughs at dat jokes and it's like im da only one who finds it funny and come on, man, i managed to make a research joke. Cant ya give a girl a break?)
n i guess sometimes it's good how much i care but sometimes i wish my feels could just chill for just like a minute pls
Thanks, man. I usually just focus on meh bad qualities so thanks for dis question, man :')
oh and i like dat i can swim hehe
39. piercings: i have holes on my ears for earrings but i don't really wear dem
40. blood type: a, i think?
41. nickname: sam, sab, and i rlly want to be called smells cus it's like a more me version of mels from melody hahaha
42. relationship status: single, yo. Oh w8 but i am married to my bed and fandoms so dey always come first. Plus i love my friends 😍😊
43. zodiac: sagittarius i think but i dont rlly know/care about zodiac sht. Tho it's nice if it does match up hehe
44. pronouns: uhhh i dont know wat to put here but i assume dis refers to wat i wish to be referred by ssoooo she, her, and a genderless pronoun in my language siya
45. favourite tv show: ughh i cant choose. Friends, grey's anatomy, phineas and ferb, avatar: the last airbender, black mirror, doctor who, and all of michael schur's stuff, and modern family, grimm, person of interest, pushing daisies, scrubs, happy endings, forever, how i met your mother, gravity falls, sherlock, and yknow wat? Yah, supernatural too and the httyd shows and suits :') oooohhh w8 and how to get away w/ murder and i guess big bang theory as well 😃 the end of the fucking world, legends of tomorrow, crazy ex-girlfriend, the good place, timeless but it’s kinda depressing so speaking of w/c game of thrones and west world and a series of unfortunate events and stranger things and scorpion and lost in space and for anime, let’s go with yakitate japan and boku no hero academia
46. tattoos: none, but i rlly want one and even have a list of tattoos i want (pretty minimalist), i just have to think of da perf place tho (both where to put it and where to get it) and find out if i can still donate meh bod if i have tattoos, but one of da ones i rlly want is smileys on meh fingers hehe
47. right or left handed: right, but my ma says im kinda ambidextrous n i kinda wish i could develop it hehe
48. surgery: haha nope, never. But in terms of an interest, i love grey's anatomy 😆😂
50. sport: ooohh my main sport is swimming cus my siblings are all swimmers so i am too. But i have played other sports for school like badminton, table tennis, volleyball, some water game i dont remember haha, and a combat sport in my country called arnis
51. vacation: christmas vacay and i cant wait huhu
52. pair of trainers: uhhh are trainers rubber shoes? I have a couple, i guess.
GENERAL
53. eating: my dad (who cooked our meal), sis, and i ate afritada (chicken dat's tomatoey basically) for dinner
54. drinking: just water, but ugh i have to drink da hydrite sht again 😑😒
55. I’m about to: finish dis questionnaire n fall asleep haha
56. waiting for: sleep n happiness
57. want: to sleep n write n tumblr n watch n read n for all my problems to disappear
58. get married: yeahhh... but i think it's highly unlikely, man. So i aint counting on it but i do want it to happen, it seems nice having someone to spend da rest of your life with :')
59. career: hahaha i'm still just a college student, just a newly minted freshman actually. But i like to consider myself a fulltime fangirl hahaha
WHICH IS BETTER
60. hugs or kisses: well, i havent rlly made out with anyone yet so im gonna have to say hugs i guess w/c ofc i love haha but i wish someone bigger than me could cuddle me for once in my life 😢
61. lips or eyes: lips cus they just seem so soft and sensual hehe. Plus i dunno man, eyes are kinda gross with muta (da sht in da corner of ur eyes when you wake up, it's a filipino word) and sht. And ya have to wear glasses/contacts if dey weak so it's just such a hassle. Tho i do recognize their importance n stuff 😊
62. shorter or taller: ugh TALLER. im a pretty tall gal so for once id like to be da lil spoon for once, for someone to be able to carry me and ya know all dat jazz. But i wouldnt give up my height for anything, makes me feel confident and better than everyone else mwuehehehehehehe
63. older or younger: uuuhhh for now i think it's a bit weird to date someone younger dan me, but for me personally, wat age i'd like to be, YOUNGER ALL DA WAY. it was just way less stressful and innocent back den, id give anything to go back 🙍
64. nice arms or nice stomach: haha nice arms if it means i can swing around them and they can carry me whahaha. But i do like em abs, i wanna feel wat abs feel like just once in my life hahaha
65. hookup or relationship: ooohhh i guess i fancy myself having a relationship for now hehe. Havent even had one yet haha.
66. troublemaker or hesitant: i am a hesitant troublemaker whahahahaha. Like i have all these ideas of thangs to do n sometimes i do dem but sometimes da situation n context scares me into not doing it like a wuss hahaha
HAVE YOU EVER:
67. kissed a stranger: haha nope.
68. drank hard liquor: haha nope but am looking forward to it hehe
69. lost glasses/contact lenses: thankfully i havent needed any yet whew
70. turned someone down: uhhh i guess the closest i came to "turning someone down" was being awkward around my crush haha but to be fair i think he was awkward too hahaha. And in an unromantic sense, i turned down a blockmate who offered to be my partner in an assignment becus i already had a partner hahahaha 😅
71. sex on the first date: haha havent experienced it if das wat ur askin. Maybe imma be dat kinda person after ive had a couple of relationships but for now i'll settle for someone actually being interested in me hahaha
73. had your heart broken: yes, by tv shows, and by da crappiness of life in general 🙇
74. been arrested: hahahaha nope but dat would be CRAZY hahaha
75. cried when someone died: yes, whether in real life or in tv shows, i have cried bcus of death 😢
76. fallen for a friend: look, man, my best friend's probably the most important person in my life who i couldnt bear to lose. I love her more dan anything in da world so i dunno if our friendship is something more dan da "typical" best friends i just know dat i love her n dat i dont wanna lose her n dat our bond's nothing like any other relationship ive ever had
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
77. yourself: hahahaha not rlly 😅 im pretty unreliable tbh and i make tons of mistakes and ill never be enough ever and just in general hate myself and have 0 self esteem hahaha 😅😅😅😓
But there's a chance i could improve tho, a very very VERY small tiny chance... but i guess i'll take wat i can get :/
78. miracles: hhmmm not in da way most ppl think about miracles in dat, it's da impossible event. I like to think it's a miracle that i have the family dat i have, da friends dat i have, and da life dat i have cus honestly i think i'd be dead w/o em. It's a fucking miracle i have things im passionate about and things that i love and im surrounded by ppl who i love and who love me as well. So yeah, i guess i believe in those kinds of miracles :')
79. love at first sight: hahaha not rlly. Look, man, im a fat girl who doesnt rlly care dat much about looks so unless a person manages to fall for someone while dat someone was doing something dat was a huge indicator of their personality and thus it's not only da appearance dat da person "fell in love w/", den i rlly dont believe in love at first sight. It's just infatuation, bruh. Love at first sight is cheap and u dont rlly know any thing about dat person other than the fact that they're pretty (why they caught ur eye in da 1st place imo) and nothin, zilch. Unless, like i said, they were doing something important to dem n indicative of deir personality. But even then, it wouldnt be love. Like i said, it'd be infatuation cus imo love is deep and takes time and cant just HAPPEN just cus u looked at someone and thought he/she was pretty 😒. True love would mean knowing dat person to deir bone but wanting to know more about dem. So to conclude a ted talk from a bitter person w/ a non existent love life 😆😂😂😂, love at first sight doesnt exist, is cheap, and is discriminatory to "ugly" ppl.
80. santa claus: hahaha i know he probs doesnt exist and is u know basically just capitalism n marketing hahaha. But i dunno, man, i kinda wanna believe he exists just cus it's more fun n childlike n innocent 😍
81. kiss on the first date: hahaha yeah i guess so but i think i probs would have had to known dat person for a while before we decided to date. I havent had a first kiss yet sooo i aint just willin to give dat out to someone i just met/knew for like a day or something hahaha (i have no idea how dating works) 😆😂😆😂😆😂
82. angels: huh... i like to think guardian angels exist cus dat means there are like angels of pure light sent down from heaven to protect us from any harm w/c is just nice to think about, yknow? Hehe. But angels in da catholic sense... i dont think i do, bruh. Sorry :/ *shrugs*
OTHER:
84. eye colour: uuhhhh brown, i guess? Like i said, i dont rlly care much for eyes hahaha 😅 ooohh but da purple eyes thang ive seen on da internet sounds cool hahaha
85. favourite movie: aaaahhhhh there's just so many good movies thoo
But agghh fine. Ive come to notice dat my genre's pretty lighthearted w/c is nice actually hehe
Spider-Man: Homecoming, Rogue One, 10 Things I Hate About You, Moana, Coco, Mulan, Avengers: Infinity War, White Chicks cus it's just so goddamn funny and iconic 😆😂😆😂😍, i'm not- ok you know wat, da Pixar movies in general ok? I mean, how can ya not? Oh which reminds me, Tangled, and The Princess and The Frog, oohh The Avengers is also a pretty solid movie, ooohhh Love, Simon, godhs dat was just such a wholesome sweet n nice movie :'), oh and den i freaking love the Scream franchise, man. It's so good :'), oooohhh w8 maybe The Dark Knight cus heath ledger was just da fuking bomb in dat movie, oohh and About Time's da sweetest time travel movie :') w/c reminds me dat the Back to the Future franchise was just such a classic, man :') oh and yknow wat? Unbreakable's actually pretty fucking cool, man. I get shyamalan know haha. Oh and yknow wat? 100 Tula Para Kay Stella is da 1st filipino film i actually liked so it has a special place in meh heart :')
ooohhh and Black Panther, man, gods how can one not bring up Da King™? WAKANDA FOREVER :') 😄
Oh and hey yknow wat? I have a sweet spot for the Sorcerer's Apprentice. It's kinda a guilty pleasure of mine hehe 😅
Whiicchh reminds me... the HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON FRANCHISE HAS GOT MY HART WHIPPED 😭😭😭
Oh and i also rlly like when harry met sally hihi :') and i guess the OG Star Wars trilogy's got a special place in my heart even if it is da way dat it is now 😢 :')
oh and i can't forget meh guardians :') Guardians of The Galaxy is such a solid film, bro. I loved it :') ooohhh and yknow wat? I actually rlly like Ready Player One, Baby Driver, and The Mummy (the brendan frasier one, who ya kiddin 😑)
oh and yknow wat? The Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates, and Music & Lyrics has got a special place in my heart, man. Gotta admit it :')
aawww and amelie, and begin again, and flipped and hercules, and room, and spotlight, and shape of water, and ladybird, and the princess bride, and the iron giant, and the lobster, and we're the millers, and what if and man up and shrek and kimi no na wa and a quiet place and inception and the lion king and to all the boys I’ve loved before and oooh tim burton movies are pretty cool, the animated ones, and I did spend a good amount of time obsessed w/ dis one so I guess cap civil war, and then big hero 6 and wreck it ralph, and the martian and inside out, and gone girl, and the lion king and forrest gump and spider-man 1 and 2, and les miserables and the devil wears prada and the book of life and the intern and the princess diaries and miss congeniality and aladdin and confessions of a shopaholic
And ok, ok, i think im done. Hahaha das it das my list of meh all time fav movies and i feel like rewatching all of em now hahaha 😍
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last
Drink: coke
Phone call: my dude
Text Message: "Feed dat gurl” (telling my dude to feed the cat haha)
Song you listened to: idk i had the vaporwave station playing in the background
Time you cried: many months ago. I don’t remember when i last cried tbh
ever
Dated someone twice: no? (Only ever been in 1 relationship soooo)
Kissed someone and regretted it: no
Been cheated on: no
Lost someone special: my chicken Waggy D:
Been depressed: since 2012, however this is my best year
Gotten drunk and thrown up: never been drunk, usually only have 1 or two drinks
Fave colours: Red, Iridescent, black
in the last year have you
Made new friends: Hell yaaaasss (im looking at all you)
Fallen out of love: no
Laughed until you cried: yep!
Found out someone was talking about you: no
Met someone who changed you: no
Found out who your friends are: no
Kissed someone on your facebook friends list: my dude haha
general
How many of your facebook friends do you know irl: all except like 3
Do you have any pets: 22 chickens (all named of course) 3 cats, 1 cockatiel, and 3 crayfish
Do you want to change your name: damn i wish, mines a curse
What did you do for your last birthday: my birthday was a week ago. I got a headache haha
What were you doing at midnight last night: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What is something you can’t wait for: school to start xD (im a bit worn out now)
What are you listening to right now: vaporwave
Have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes
Something that gets on your nerves: not getting a break
Most visited website: tumblr, facebook
Hair colour: brown
Long or short hair: medium/short
Do you have a crush on someone: in a relationship
What do you like about yourself: eyes
Want any piercings: if I wasn’t such a wimp haha
Blood type: dunno
Nicknames: Sim
Relationship status: relationship 10 1/2 years and still going
Zodiac: Virgo
Pronouns: she/her
Fave tv shows: don’t really watch tv or many shows. but I love Beyblade haha, I also like golden girls, threes company, sailor moon, dragon ball, jojos bizarre adventure
Tattoos: none :(
Right or left handed: left
Ever had surgery: wisdom teeth and tubal
Piercings: ears
Sport: im a lazy blob
Vacation: went to a nearby valley last summer with the fam
more general
Eating: hardboiled eggs
Drinking: coke
About to watch: nothing, might play some harvest moon
Waiting for: a rich person to hand me a small loan of one million dollars
Want: more iridescent stuff!
Get married: nahhh
Career: aspiring comic writer
which is better
Hugs or kisses
Lips or eyes
Shorter or taller:
Older or younger: same
Nice arms or stomach:
Hookup or relationship
Troublemaker or hesitant
have you ever
Kissed a stranger: no
Drunk hard liquor: my preference
Lost glasses: none
Turned someone down: yes
Sex on first date: no
Broken someone’s heart: yes
Had your heart broken: yes
Been arrested: no
Cried when someone died: yes
Fallen for a friend: yes
do you believe in
Yourself: mildly hah
Miracles: no
Love at first sight: yes
Santa claus: no
Kiss on a first date: yes
Angels: yes
others
Best friend’s name: Too many amazing folks to choose from
Eye colour: green
Fave movie: 5th element
Fave actors: Chris evans is delicious af
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March 25, 2021
heeey u know 10 months nata buwag doeee so dali ryttt haha so dugay but so dali and in the past months daghan na kayo ta na agian 🥺 but i still remember everything doeee and up until now i still wish things would’ve been different but aish we live very different lives na now uyyy hahah
dis day was not so good doeee haha i woke up with lack of sleep cos alas dos nako naka sleep doee issa 1 naman ko sleep and watch ko p*rn before sleep!!! hahahah and dugay pajd ko naka sleep gyd aish i think 45 mins 🤦🏻♀️ wala pajd ko ka sleep balik after consultation cos i have problems jd sleeping :( i always try to sleep baya sa hapon gyd doe kay ma tired and sleepy ko but its like my body di gyd musugot doe busa mapugos nalang ko mag mata :( and aishhh today issa i still feel empty doeee i just want to go to a beach and swim doe and forget everything for awhile :((( my life has been so boring doeee i feel so dull and empty issa everyday issa same things happen and aish i just miss my life where i always look forward to something :((( das why ughhh gusto nakay ko mugraduateeeee huhuhu gusto na kyo ko mu look forward for something doeee :(
issa almost 7pm now and im just scrolling sa tiktok and i saw dis vid and it made me cry uyyy aishhh u know i’m so happy gyd doe that you’re doing well 🥺 u have a great lovelife and u’re doing really saimo finances and im sooooo happy and proud but it hurts me because how i wish im there by your side sa tanan nimo gaka achieve doeee 🥺🥺 i want to always tell u how happy i am for u and i want to tell the world that im so proud of u but i cant do dat doeeee hahah i know im still in ur life but aish im just at the background doeee hahahah and it makes me cry dat we dreamt of all these before but youre celebrating it with another person doeee 🥺🥺 and im so happy doe that you’re in a happy relationship and im glad that you learned a lot from our previous relationship and gaka apply na nimo nooow hehe but it just hurts doeee and it makes me cry when i think of it hahah
i watched a lot of anime lang dayon uy to distract myselfff dapat man mag acads ko now but im not in da mood tom nalang heheh alsooo i ate nasad a lot today lapas napd ko 😭 the past 3 days sge ko gutom doe i think my body is under stress cos sge ko gutom hahah but aishhh last nani tom dapat control na gyd doeee ion wanna be out of control with my calorie intake uy hehe
alsooo shud i cook u food pa?!? okay ra if not na doe aish hahha
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Writers Block Chapter 3
"Girl you look absolutely stunning!" Melody smiled and gestured to me spinning in a circle. My long curly hair cascading down my back while I sport a pair of black pumps and smoky eyes. I went to cosmetology school and got my degree I just have never perused it.
"I can clean up when I want. If I'm going I may as well go all out." I make sure all the lights are out before we take off walking to the club.
Melody thinks there's a difference. To me a club and a rave are he same, sweaty people dancing to loud music and grinding on strangers. The constant flow of alcohol is another aspect I'm not totally opposed to I just know when I drink that I'll either be happy or depressed. There is no in between.
Melody pulls me into a small door in the side of a building after a 10 minuet walk from my apartment and smiles widely.
"It may be small but it's the best New York has to offer, you'll see." I chuckle nervously fixing my wallet attached to my wrist.
"You know every time I come to a Rave it doesn't end well." She stops before opening the door, dead seriousness taking over her face.
"You met Tom at a rave, tell me how it all ends badly?" My heart dropped, regret taking over my body. Melody opened the door and the pumping music over takes my ears. Mel grabs my hand and drags me to the bar immediately ordering 2 salty dogs and 2 pure vodka chasers.
"Mel...what are you doing?" The bartender sets the drinks down and winks to me.
"Celebrating honey, you deserve this." She tosses the shots back and smiles nudging mine to me.
I allow a small smile to crack my composure and start knocking shots left and right. Pure bourbon burns my throat, but my body is buzzing and I feel fantastic. The room was hot and sweaty with men's cologne wafting my nose. Not much light lit the room other than the neon bar lights and matching strobes scanning the crowd. I stand up and nearly fall over at how much I had actually drank. I didn't realize I had drank that much, the bartender reached across the bar steadying my arm with a chuckle. I guess that's why they say never drink sitting down?
"I'm fine thank you handsome." I smile and stagger towards the dance floor, finding a stranger I spin around and started grinding.
The stranger grabbed my hips seeing with my body to the music. I felt him move my hair to the side before he started to run his nose down my neck.
"You smell good, and your just as fine too." I grab his white shirt before spinning around and placing a hand through his spiked up black hair.
"You're not so bad yourself." He smirked and smacked my ass rather hard before a hand jerked me away rather hard.
"Pardon me, but she don't know what she's doing. Please forgive her." I go to glare at the voice, in my drunken state I didn't recognize Tom.
Any other time I would have no question but right now? He was just some other random citizen. I met his sharp blue eyes, typically a light with cheer, however even in the dim lights I can see anger. Even with his anger he held my arm gently, but with enough force to know he wasn't playing. Dragging me into a booth he sat on the other side closing me in.
"What do you think your doing? Out here dancing with other men? Where's Josh?" He quickly spat fixing my hair and straightening my dress a little.
"I'm just having a little fun Thomas. God your always so protective." I slur trying to crawl over the gigantic English man.
"Sweetheart, you have a boyfriend. Did you come alone? This isn't a place for you to be alone." He sets me back down looking me dead in the eyes.
"Melony is around somewhere. Now I just wanna dance." I try to push him and but he laughs pushing me back down, I pout and cross my arms.
"Hunny, you don't know these men. Why would you want to dance with them when you have your man at home to dance with?" He's still looking me in the eyes and I find it hard to look away or even not tell him the truth.
"Josh isn't nice to me, he's never hit me but he is verbally and emotionally abusive.....hes always ogling other girls and flirting with me right there. Then it seems like everything I do is wrong. I make dinner he doesn't eat, he goes with his friends to the bar. He thinks I'm stupid but I'm not. I know he goes out whoring with with the local loose woman. Yet here I am trying to be a good girlfriend. So why Tom, why can't I go and have a little innocent fun." His eyes soften and he drops his head a little.
"You still don't need to be here. There are many bad people who would take you got one reason. I know you and you wouldn't give it to them and they would just take it." I roll my eyes and shift in my seat aggervated. The loud pulsing music giving me a headache.
"Can I leave now?" He smiles and let's me out of the booth.
"Yea, we're going home." He threw me over his shoulder before walking away. I knew better than to fight so I just at over his shoulder like a rag doll. As soon as the music dies out and the lights go dim my stomach starts swirling and next thing I knew it was morning.
Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
"If you agree to this contract it'll be a 2 year deal and 85% royalties to you." Ryan Ross smiles passing me the contract to look over.
"This all seems magically amazing....what's the catch?" I raise my eyebrow slapping the contract back on his desk. He laughed a little taking the contract back. He really did have a gorgeous smile, so white and perfect.
"There is none, I'm pretty straight forward. I even hand you a copy of the contract say anything should happen and you see fit to sue me. We both have the same copy of the same contract on hand. I even print right in front of you so it's all official." He raises his eye brow in a goofy sort of way.
"Ummm, would I be directing?" I bite on the pen I'm supposed to use when signing the contract. Another nervous habit I have is boring what ever is near me.
"If you wish beautiful." Another smile accompanied with a wink. My heart flutters and I look away.
I realize how handsome Ryan is, deep brown hazel eyes with a fair completion. Spiked black hair and a bit of 5 o'clock shadow along his defined jawline. Ryan is clean cut and one can tell he he's more money than he knows how to handle. I wouldn't doubt he has the keys to a Lamborghini in his pocket right now. Even with the money stature he seems genuinely sweet with a mischievous side. Working with him would be hard as I am pone to accidental flirting. I decide to swallow the lump in my throat before continuing on.
"I can also pick my cast right?"
"You would be the director right?" He checks his rolex and then relaxes into his leather chair placing his arms comfortably behind his head and legs on the desk.
"Yea..." I smile a tad and chuckle softly at my stupid question.
"Then I presume you can pick your own cast goofy." Again with the smiles.
"I can give you 2 days but that would be all, I have to make the proper arrangements with some people who are interested in your story; therefore I need an answer pretty quickly." He's now leaning on the desk like a professional. Is this man bipolar, or did he forget to take his addrerall this morning?
"If I'm already here I may as well sign." I take the contract and quickly sign the pre-marked areas.
"So it's offical! Congratulations Mrs.Adams, we will get to know one another rather well. This movie I'm sure will bring this company way into the light." He shakes my hand more gently this time than at the book signing.
"You don't know what this means to me." I whisper unintentionally trying to contain my excitement. He pats my back a little chuckling as we walk out of his office and into the hallway.
Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
I have a bottle of red wine and a beautiful steak dinner set up on my table with candles for lights. My long hair pulled into a messy bun and my sexy booty shorts. Josh isn't my date though, no, it's Melony.
"Shouldn't this all be for Josh?" She asks gently sitting down after pouring our glasses of wine.
"Yea, but apparently there's a huge football game on tonight and he didn't want to miss it with his friends." I sigh poking my steak.
"When did he leave?" She asks just as soft as before, mimicking my action.
"As I was cooking, I already had the table set. So I thought I'd call you to have my celebration dinner with me." Tears prick my eyes.
"Baby I always have time for you." She smiles cutting her steak. "I am hungry like the wolf! Now eat, enough with he heavy, wjere did you go after the rave the other day? I lost you. Was he at least good looking?" I give her a really look before cutting my steak. A look of fear crosses her face before she drops her silverware.
"You used protection right?" I laughed this time, putting a hand over my face.
"You forgot didn't you? Ryan! Do you not remember health class? 25 cent protection or STD infe-"
"Melony I didn't sleep with anyone." I cut her off still laughing at how serious she was.
"Where did you go then?" She replied in a sassy tone popping a piece of steak in her mouth.
"Tom came and took me home." I reply just as sassy.
"Oh, so he was good looking." She cackled throwing head back as I smile and roll my eyes.
"Seriously though, I don't understand why you ran from him."
"Honestly Mel, I don't either." She gives me a sad smile before finishing her plate and carrying both ours to the sink. After dinner Mel and I dat on the couch watching a scary move as always before falling asleep.
#tom hiddleston#tom hiddleston fanfiction#fancition#novel#tom hiddleston novel#love#Hiddlestoner#imagines
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i was tagged by the amazing @musicandartmafia
LAST
drink - green and mint tea
phone call - my big bro!
text message - “Maybe hold in longer?”
song you listened to - Labyrinth by CG5
last time you cried - sometime last year??? Round the summertime, methinks
dated someone twice - never have!
kissed someone & regretted - any time I kiss anyone ever
been cheated on - nope
lost someone special - unfortunately
been depressed - thankfully, no
gotten drunk and thrown up - nope, drinks aren’t my style
FAV COLOURS
Any! Ever!!!
IN THE LAST YEAR, YOU…
made new friends - Heh, thankfully
fallen out of love - Never been in love
laughed until you cried - yes! Definitely!
found out someone was talking about you - It was my mom
met someone who changed you - nah, not really
found out who your friends are - folks I’d both fight and kill for uwu
kissed someone on your facebook friends list - I don’t have a facebook. Or like anyone like that
GENERAL
how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - None bc I’m a unfashionable fool w/out a facebook
do you have any pets - boi I wish
do you want to change your name - Nope, I like mine :)
what did you do for your last birthday - felt upset cause my mom had to go to a wedding instead, and then suppressed it :)))
what time did you wake up today - 5:43 amish???
what were you doing at midnight last night - Drawing like a damned madmon
what is something you can’t wait for - me birthdate/To become a ghost/to find my motivation/ect.
what are you listening to right now - Labyrinth by CG5 uwu
have you ever talked to a person named tom - No, surprisingly
something that’s getting on your nerves - when I’m on a roll, and somethin distracts me/ My mom askin me basically the same thing over and over again when we BOTH know the answer
most visited website - tumblr, flightrising, youtube, or archieve of our own
hair colour - Dark, a very nearly black, brown
long or short hair - a lil below shoulder length(when straighted, that is)
do you have a crush on someone - Nope
what do you like about yourself - My voice, art skillz™, and eyes
want any piercings - noooo tgat involves needles :’(
blood type - I have nary a single idea
nicknames - Would my tublr name count? Or any screen name I take
relationship status - Where?
zodiac - cancer/leo cusp
pronouns - them/she/he
fav TV shows - Uhhhh none, none of them really
tattoos - eenope
right or left handed - right
ever had surgery - multiple!
sports - I took tae kwon do, and ballae at 2 different points
piercings - none uwu
vacation - didney worl. Or any themepark like that
trainers - For pokemon? Ye
MORE GENERAL
eating - Pretzle crisps :D
drinking - som dat tea
about to watch - music vids or animation memes!
waiting for - my homework to get finished… somehow
want - to be able eat some real food
get married - Don’t care if I do, don’t care if I don’t
career - I wanna be a grapic designer! Either for video games, cartoons, or just freelance
WHICH IS BETTER
hugs or kisses - Hugs!
lips or eyes - eyes
shorter or taller -Both. Both are good
older or younger - ???¿?
nice arms or stomach - *insert shrug here*
hookup or relationship - relationship bc I need steady stuffs
troublemaker or hesitant - whats this s'possed to mean. Help
HAVE YOU EVER
kissed a stranger - pal listen I don’t even like kissin my family member’s cheeks what make you think I’m gonna do that
drank hard liquor - no liquor
lost glasses - the frames from those 3d ones :(
turned someone down - Nope
sex on first date - :( no
broken someone’s heart - I don’t think?
had your heart broken - ah, yes
been arrested - nope
cried when someone died - most definitely!
fallen for a friend - almost thought I did, once. Just was a squish though
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
yourself - mmmmm sometimes
miracles - yes!
love at first sight - not? Really?? Still on the fence for this one
santa Claus - pally i wish
kiss on a first date - no, don’t
angels - mmmmmm kinda
OTHER
best friend’s name- some I shalt not name
eye color - dark brown, usually looks like black unless stared at reeeaaal closely
fav movie - polar express, zootopia, monana, who framed Roger rabbit, and more I can’t think of!
fav actor - I know none
imma tag: @demi-gray , @skele-art-ton , @devidaydreamer , @callmetrash1 , @bitty-fluff , @concoctionsfromhell , and @sir-silv
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@miss-ute asked:
Top 5 favourite characters: Shelagh (so dang organized and proficient, hella loving), Cythnia (gentle, thoughtful soul, please let the Christmas special tell us she’s doing well in Northfield), Phyllis & Sister Monica Joan (I’m lumping them together because they’re both badass feminists who do what they want and think is right no matter what), Trixie (I really admire her resilience), Delia (she just feels so mischievous, I love it), Patsy (my aesthetic goals, efficient as heck and super caring). Special shoutout to Babs because she’s a bit of a disaster and I relate, and to Sister J for running the whole dang thing.
Least favourite characters: Tom. I’m so sorry, I don’t hate him, I just find him boring. I am happy for him and Babs, but there’s something about the character on his own that just doesn’t capture me at all.
Moment that made you fangirl/boy the hardest: A good many of the Turnadette and Patsy/Delia moments of course, but in general I get so excited whenever any of the characters does something badass like the Chummy with the triplets; the Carter delivery; Sister E and Trixie on the Swedish ship; Cynthia helping that stressed mother breathe through her birth; Trixie doing a freaking C-section; Sehlagh and Val with the whole fire situation; Valerie in the van with Mrs. Farah. I could go on and on, but those do really make me cheer.
When it really disappointed you: Perhaps it’s an unpopular opinion, but I never really liked when Patrick said he wouldn’t have a PTSD relapse anymore because he had Shelagh. The first part of the conversation where she calls it out as an illness was really good, but the end of the convo... less so. I so wish they’d just had him say he was more confident he would get through it because he had her. Mental health doesn’t go away just because you love someone and they love you, it’s a lot more work. Maybe they were trying to convey that, but I didn’t get that, and it irks me. I’m also a bit weirded out by the 4x03 comparison between socially ostracized groups and rats. It was a strange choice of comparison.
Character you wish was still alive: Sister E!! I really enjoyed her, and though they did her death beautifully, I still miss her.
Best looking male: I’m sorry folks, but that’s Christopher by a longshot. Gimme a slice of dat carrot cake.
Best looking female: That’s difficult, and I think a lot of the characters are quite good-looking, but I’m actually going to have to answer with a pair of minor characters: Doris Aston and Abigail Bissette
(not the best photo of either of them, but I appreciated their aesthetics a lot)
[send one or a few of these lil Qs my way]
#favourite characters#least favourite character#fangirl moments#disappointing moments#character you wish was still alive#best looking male#best looking female#askbox games#hello Nonnatus house this is not a midwife speaking
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