#i wish i was going as a killer or smth instead of all this

[penguin--person]

aughghhhh court tommorow waughgggggghhhh

[moirasdolly]

hai i luv your works! could u write smth with sombra it could be hcs or whatever i don’t mind <3

˚ ⋆ﾟ୨୧ I Know Who’s Been Naughty ୨୧ ˚ ⋆ﾟSombra x Fem Reader

Synopsis: You’re preparing for Christmas alone without your beloved until she shows up unannounced.

Contains: Fluff, Sombra accidentally scares reader, lots of cuddles, a bit of hurt/comfort

Listening to ♪ ིྀ: Santa Baby - Laufey

Notes: Hi !! So sorry for the late response to this request, but I hope you like this !! Something short n sweet for Christmas ❄️🎄☃️ I hope everyone had a happy holiday season ❤︎

You had already come to terms that you’d be alone for Christmas this year. Olivia was busy. Of course she was, she already had so much on her plate at Talon, so you didn’t want to be the nagging girlfriend who caused her even more problems. So you sucked it up, and wished her a Merry Christmas Eve through text with an abundance of festive emojis to mask the disappointment that was bubbling up inside of you.

The sweet, decadent hot chocolate you’d been nursing all night was beginning to run low and it was about time for another mug. If you couldn’t be with Olivia, then at least you could drown yourself in sugar and cheesy Christmas movies. Your fuzzy socks dragged across the cold floor as you shuffled into the kitchen to start making another mug of hot chocolate when you heard feather light footsteps. Your body tensed, you were honestly on edge without Olivia here. A burglar, kidnapper, killer… Your mind was running a mile a second thinking of who could be in your house.

Whoever was in your home had stilled somewhere in the room because you could no longer hear the faint footsteps.

“Hello?” Your voice wavered, coming out much more feeble than you wanted it to.

And in an instant, a bright purple glow emanated from the kitchen revealing your girlfriend to you. She decked out head to toe in a silly Christmas pajama set that somehow matched the ones you were wearing. You couldn’t question how she knew though because Olivia had her ways.

“Mi conejita…” Sombra cooed at you. Glassy eyes stared back at her and she couldn’t help but think you looked extremely cute. As soon as she saw your lip tremble and heard a soft sniffle coming from you she enveloped you in her arms. She had a firm grip around your waist that didn’t budge even as your body shook with your sobs. You felt pathetic for crying, but you just missed your lover so bad. It got lonely without her sometimes, and it was too much to bear around the holidays especially.

Olivia knew you needed a moment to gather yourself and she was more than happy to give that time to you if it meant she’d be able to see your beautiful smile later on. She did feel bad though, she had meant for her entrance to be a little joke, but instead she spooked you to the point of making your voice tremble. When she heard your uncertain voice calling out “Hello?” she immediately regretted not just telling you she was coming home.

Your breathing was finally returning to normal and you were no longer actively crying, but your cheeks were still glistening with crystalline tears. “I missed you so much…” Your lips formed a pout as your eyes fell on her face. Oh how you missed looking at all the little details that made up her beauty. The little slit on her eyebrows, the prominent mole under her left eye, the way her lips were always glossed with a pretty purple pigment… You could go on and on about what made her so beautiful on the outside, but at the end of the day what really made her beautiful was her heart.

To have her trust was to have access to her heart, and it was truly a gift to be one of the few people who could say they had that privilege. She was closed off, but to those who mattered she was a caring soul. Even if she had a real knack for playing little tricks on you and appearing out of nowhere, scaring the life out of you, she still cared deeply for you. Sbe couldn’t imagine leaving you alone on a day like this.

“I’m sorry for scaring you conejita, I just wanted to surprise you tonight.” Her tone was regretful and you felt guilty for crying so much when you were supposed to be feeling happy. You began to reach up so you could wipe away your tears, but Olivia beat you to it. Still keeping one arm firmly wrapped around your waist, she gently wiped your cheeks with her sleeve until your tears were all dried up. The bottom of her sleeve was damp with your emotions, but Olivia didn’t mind. She found it a bit endearing that you were such a crybaby.

“C’mere baby.” She led you to your shared living room and tugged you down with her. You landed in a pile on the couch immediately breaking out into a fit of giggles. You snuggled closer to her, intertwining your limbs together. Your leg draped over her hip and your arms wrapped around her neck.

You peered into her eyes before pecking her on the lips gently. She smiled, pulling you into a much more intense kiss. Your lips meshed together easily, and you found your rhythm instantly. Olivia’s hand squeezed your waist, earning a soft moan from you. As much as you wanted to keep going, you parted the kiss before it escalated too much in favor of cuddling your girlfriend.

“Hmmm… I know who’s been naughty.” Her hands trailed down to your ass, giving it a little squeeze. You squealed out at your lover's antics.

Olivia could only chuckle at your reaction, she couldn’t help it. Her hands rested on your hips once more before resting her head on your shoulder. Every so often she’d press little kisses into whatever skin was exposed as she spoke about her days at work. You shared your own anecdotes as well, and for a moment it felt like she’d never left. “Will you stay tomorrow too?” You mumbles softly, ready to prepare yourself for the possibility of her being gone by morning.

She hummed, affirming her presence. “I’ll be here for a week if everyone can do their jobs correctly.” Her lips met your skin again and you felt giddy. You just squeezed her tighter and rested your head on top of hers.

The holidays wouldn’t be so lonely this year.

[ticklish-n-stuff]

Tickletober day #20: Relentless

I love lee Thoma as much as the next guy, BUT WHAT ABOUT LEE AYATO?? HE DESERVES TO GET HIS SHIT WRECKED

And its not like im lee for Thoma or smth huahahaha...🫣

Also ive been wanting to write them for so long i lub them 💖💖💖

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Thoma x Ayato (interpret as you wish)

Lee: Ayato

Ler: Thoma

Warnings: Tickles!

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Ayato was many things: calm, collected, elegant, that's how he was known to the public. The only one who got to see his more... 'silly' side was Thoma, like now. The Kamisato clan's leader was refusing to go to sleep, although he had an early meeting to go to.

"My lord, please go to sleep. It's good for you" Thoma felt like he was dealing with a hyperactive toddler, which I mean isn't that far off, but he wasn't sure how much patience he had left in him.

"Hmm... make me, why don't you~" was all he was met with, as a cocky Ayato layed back with arms folded behind his head.

In that moment, Thoma could feel a vein pop. He really knew how to push his buttons, but he wasn't the only one with a trick up his sleeve. It was time to resort to drastic meassures. With a deep breath "Y'know what? Fine! But don't say I didn't warn you". Thoma cracked his knuckles dramatically before jumping on top of his master, earning a surprised squeak from the latter.

"T-Thoma?! I didn't think you'd be this bold...~" Ayato tried teasing him to throw him off his game. Letting out a chuckle as Thoma's cheeks turned a nice, crimson red.

"You- you will sleep! If it's the last thing I do" his determination managed to push back the feeling of embarrassment and with that, his hands latched onto Ayato's waist, watching as his eyes went wide when the realization hit.

"Wahait! Uhh... I'll go to sleep?" the blue haired male spoke with a sheepish grin, but the damage had already been done.

"Oh sure, sure. After I'm done with you~" now it was Thoma's turn to fluster him, his hands delivering squeeze after squeeze along Ayato's hips.

"PFFT! NOHOHO! NOT THEHEHERE!" Ayato instantly gripped onto Thoma's jacket as he threw his head back in loud cackles.

"Here, how about a nice massage to get you all losened up?~" the blonde couldn't help but chuckle along as his thumbs rubbed deep circles against Ayato's hip bones.

"WEHYAHAHAHA! WAIT! OKAHAHAY! I'LL SLEHEEHEEP!" the leader begged as his eyes squeezed shut and nose scrunched up, it was quite a cute sight, but Thoma couldn't afford any distractions right now. Not until his master was all tuckered out.

"Hmm... I dunno. Perhaps 10 minutes of tickling is just what you need~"

"S-SPEHEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE AHAHARE YOU?!" how did this man manage to keep teasing while being tickled half to death? Who knows, power of being Kamisato Ayato.

Thoma's cheeks huffed in flusterdness and annoyance. "I tried playing nice, but now you've forced my hand" literally, he shot his hands down to Ayato's thighs, but instead of squeezing aggresively, he lightly trailed his short fingernails all over the soft skin. As gentle as it was, it was an absolute killer move for his master.

"Thoma nohoAHAHAHAHA—" it wasn't long 'till Ayato's laughter switched to silent wheezes and gasped, you'd think he was being tortured.

"I think I'll stay riiiight here until you fall asleep~" Thoma spoke with a grin, keeping up the light grazes and scribbles over Ayato's thighs nonstop. Lessoned learned, don't annoy Thoma.

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[vypridae]

OK OK HI DW ABOUT HOW LONG IT TOOK TO ANSWER I WROTE A LOT MYSELF BAHAHSDJKFHASJKFG ANYWAY !!! ANSWERING TIME

HOORAYYY I GET KIRUKIYO !!!! i wonder how much we could go into it tho, like maybe its just implied but like maybe korekiyo after the gang is like "we must Tie Him Up !!" realizes that what his sister felt wasnt love he realized he didnt love her yadda yadda but he realizes in part because of kirumi? because what he felt for when his sister died was different than what he felt when kirumi died?? DUDE??? MAYBE???

OOHOHOHOH WE COULD SO HAVE MIU KILL SOMEONE INSTEAD DUDE THAT WOULD BE SO COOL AUAUGHA, OH MY GOD WHAT IF . OKAY HEAR ME OUT WHAT IF MIU TRIES TO GET KIIBO TO KILL SOMEONE AND IMPLEMENTS A THING TO TRY TO GET THAT TO HAPPEN BUT IT JUST SORT OF BREAKS HIM (AS IN HE LITERALLY CANT FUNCTION BECAUSE IT CONTRASTS WITH SOMETHING IN HIS SYSTEM OR SMTH) AND SO SHE HAS TO COMMIT MURDER HERSELF AND THATS EVIDENCE OR SOMETHING AAUGUAUH AM I SMART

YESS IM SO GLAD U AGREE OMG, rantaro was such an interesting character and ik he was killed first for mystery reasons but like it woudl have been sOO COOL !! TO SEE HIM LIVE EVEN A LITTLE LONGER AND GIVE US MORE OF A REASON TO WONDER ABOUT HIS CHARACTER!!! and yess !! i love that idea actually too, about whatever he tries just failing, auGUUHG !!!

YES I LOVE THE FAKEOUT PROTAGONIST, honestly i wish we had kaede as a protag longer so i had the idea that maybe shuichi get killed off earlier on and haunt kaede like that?? and that eventually delves into a "what would shuichi do" sort of thing when she has to investigate?? idk idk i love the fakeout protag idea tho (in a fangan i was writing with an ex friend we made the protagonist get killed in the first chapter, switch to another character for the investigation, and then the initial protagonist ended up being the mastermind, i was trying to think of a way we could do that but DFGJS i dont think we could)

we could throw out that plotline btw yeah !! im neutral on it (i love the idea that it was a simulation and theyre all still alive and happy and besties irl) but we can come up with another idea!! i have none tho ERNFJKGH i dont have many legitimate criticisms with danganronpa surprisingly (im incapable), including v3's ending, so ive never really thought of stuff like that

WE CAN CHANGE HOW MANY SURVIVORS WE HAVE!! the most we'd be able to have would be 5 if we follow the format of the games (one kill, one blackened, minus chapter 3 with two kills and a blackened) but we could definitely have something different to canon. this is OUR rewrite we get to do what we want :3

i like the case ideas btw !!! personally i say ryoma victim (what if he finds a reason to live and then dies right after? angst <3), himiko killer could be super cool and i feel like we'd have an ishimondo situation if tenko isnt dead yet where she loses it after himiko is discovered, and if we make tenko a victim right after that would be kinda neat :3, tsumugi being a killer also YES btw i love thinking about ideas for her executions

we could have angie survive!! but i also like the idea of her being a blackened idk, i made her a blackened in my personal rewrite (i need to tell u about chapter 5 its so good dude), we can figure that out more when we have other ideas !!! we can so have shinounaga found family tho !!

OK HI SODA HI HI HI I HAD IDEAS FOR THE V3 REWRITE THAT I WANT TO SHARE (IDK IF U WANTED TO SEE THE GENIUS IDEA FOR THE REWRITE WITH THE OC BUT ILL SEND THIS AND THEN IF U WANNA SEE JUS TELL ME) ANYWAY !!!

ok i dont acgtually have too much but!! but but but i do have some ideas right

as of rn ive got two survivors (korekiyo, kokichi), a potential mastermind (miu?), chapter 3's first victim (kirumi), chapter 3's second blackened (korekiyo), and chapter 5's victim (rantaro). idk if this is good or not biut like !!!! ebehebh !!!!

miu being the mastermind is something i had for my own rewrite like with my oc but also i really like the idea, we could also have her do something with kiibo at some point like install a virus on him or wtvr that would make him kill someone? because she operates on him in the game anyway so having her do so and then have that fall into place later but like not give him time to say somethingabout it is really fun to me

kirumi i dont really have a reason for her being the first victim other than im a sucker for kirukiyo and i think he'd be pretty distressed that she died (im being very self indulgent here but we can change this if u want to, idk ur opinions on kirukiyo so !!! its up to u), we could also do something where the murders happened at almost the exact same time so he could have saved her if he had just been somewhere instead of trying to kill someone for his sister to have another "friend" in the afterlife

kokichi i want to live because i love him. end of explanation

rantaro i wanted to die at some point but not at the start, in part bc i love him but also because i think itd be really interesting if he was killed in ch 5 instead of kokichi because he has a lot of importance too, right? so i think a killing with him could be just as good, he could have helped the killer because he wanted them to try to find out the mastermind during his trial or something idk. still in speculation but i think it would be cool

as for like, protagonists and stuff, i have zero idea, but !!!!!! i think it would be super mega awesome to have both kaede and shuichi survive but also that is like not possible because kaede's death made shuichi actually be able to be good and smart at things and not feel bad IDK WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT AT SOME POINT BUT HERES MY IDEAS SORRY THIS IS A LOT OF PARAGRAPHS

starting out i’m gonna be all over the place with this <33

first off: THE KIRUKIYO ISEA IS SO COOL THO honestly i never thought of that ship, and im not a huge shipper myself outside of bsd so im super neutral about most ships <33 so yeah!!!! we can ahve kirukiyo!!!! i like that!!!! :3 <- since you asked about my opinion on it

ALSO ARE YOU IN MY HEAD OR SOMETHING. MIU MASTERMIND!!! MIU MASTERMIND!!! or if not a mastermind, then in the very least a killer. i can’t tell you how many times i’ve ranted to my rl friends about how miu should’ve gotten to kill somebody. like ik in canon she was supposed to be the killer for 4 but that got swapped last minute but SHE SHOULDVE BEEN ALLOWED TO KILL SOMEBDIY and yes yes yes yes yes she should do something with kiibo that’d be very fun

YOURE SO CORRDCT ON RANTARO BTW his character generally suffers from the fact he was killed off way at the beginning, and ugshdh he could have done. so much. if he was left alive a little longer. i’ve said this before but that’s a common issue just in general with the type of game danganronpa is especially with the writers not adjusting the arcs for their allotted time which causes me PAIN. yeah leave him alive for longer for sure. and oooo i like rantaro, i think he could go either way being a killer or victim. especially if at the end of it all no matter how it goes down, hes wrong. whether he kills the wrong person, or if he’s caught in the middle of a planned murder and happens to be collateral damage/the mistaken victim while he’s trying to go after the mastermind and either way their only lead to the mastermind is now just gone

one of the things i do really like about v3 despite all my criticisms against it, is the fake-out protagonist. i’m not saying we have kaede die again or shuichi goes in her place, but i think it’d be cool to include something like that with one of the cast members? maybe kaito? idk im throwing things at the wall rn but basically im trying to figure out a way to have a character haunt the narrative like kaede did

yeah i ahev no clue about protags either yet, we can always just figure that out down the line sometime🎉🎉🎉

also side note but i propose to throw out the real fiction plotline or whatever it was called that v3 went down in the game, thoughts?

also also second unrelated side note: do we have to keep the 3 survivors? not like the literal characters, just the number. like obviously we wont have everyone survive, but idk let’s not confine ourselves to a number yet

for my input regarding cases: in no particular order/killer - ryoma -> victim/survivor ; himiko -> killer/victim [i think it’d be cool to have her as a killer but i’m not sure how she’d even go about it or even why] ; tenko -> victim ; tsumugi -> killer [i think her execution would be super interesting] aaaand i ahve yet to think about the rest

inout regarding survivors: idk i really want angie to survive and i am shooting you with shinounaga found family propaganda

anyways!!! give your opinion!!! sorry this took me forever to type!!!!!

[beeapocalypse]

debbie deadlight has some of the worst fans i have ever seen and the game itself looks just a little bit miserable to play but oh my god some of the characters affect my brain

[jackofsometrade]

morse being queer (and other commentary) pt 2:

season 1, episode 2, “Fugue”:

- morse looking over his shoulder to look at jakes

- no need to look morse up and down like that, jakes 🤨

- i don’t like crime scenes that don’t include morse and debryn speaking to each other this is bullshit

- this little husband man of the dead woman deserves better but he looks like one of the farmers from Fantastic Mr. Fox

- morse and jakes are absolutely insane for talking to each other like that and not getting in a physical fight

- morse correcting jakes’ italian pronunciation is insane.

- “not as if anybody NORMAL would think to look there...” jakes shut ur bitchass up🤨

- morse asking immediately for debryn when he gets to the second crime scene

- “i presume you mean anything suspicious?”

- debryn READ him

- debryn is so...... if i speak. 😧

- morse is sooo awk around jakes i’m embarrassed

- this freaky little guy playing piano not being the murderer is also insane of the writers i was so convinced it was him

- i want a show that is all debryn

- it’s just that debryn is on the same level of knowledge as morse is except morse is like a genius in arts and debryn is a genius in sciences and it’s just that they compliment each other so well it makes me ill

- jakes is so petty

- jakes is also a fucking snitch to the PRESS no less

- morse needs to be a better friend to strange

- thursday’s family is the only thing i care about

- bright is ALSO a petty motherfucker

- i wish this episode was more gay i’m tapping my foot waiting for smth gay to happen 😔😔

- the fake doctor is soooooo annoying

- morse is sooo pretty when he relaxes his face

- the gay part of this episode is that the killer is down bad for morse

- “look alive, morse. it’s the competition.”

- jakes fr wants morse to know he also hates the fake doctor

- “something you should see, sir. you too, morse.”

- “looks like you’ve got an admirer.”🤨

- who, jakes? you?

- no but fr that’s the only time we’ve seen jakes actually care about smth having to do with morse

- i hate to tell this mother but those are NOT sandals they’re mary janes

- jakes makes fun of morse a lot for someone who hangs on every word he says during cases 🤨🤨

- “one bloody misfit talking to another.”

- just call morse a slur and GO, jakes

- we all know what it means when a killer stabs his victims 😏

- ^not funny

- this is the only man i’ve ever seen behave realistically when stabbed

- strange is such a real one do NOT hmu

- debryn is so... IF I SPEAK 😧😧

- debryn is the only one who consistently and genuinely cares about morse

- no need to stand so close to his face while talking about how worried u are about him dying, debryn

- “you sure you’re fit for duty?”

- 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

- bit late to care about his well being now jakes

- prolly just thinking about how good morse looks in his shirt

- this killer is gayyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

- “it suits him to have you alive” 🤨🤨

- ELABORATE on that.

- jakes subtly letting morse walk in the church before him just like how more subtly let jakes enter the train car before him

- let ME elaborate: it’s morse’s crime scene both times, but morse doesn’t like looking at dead bodies. he knows jakes doesn’t mind and jakes knows morse is uncomfortable, so they switch the order they’re walking in so jakes will get in the train car first and shield the body from morse. in the church, jakes humbles himself and lets morse walk in first because they beat the deadline. there won’t be a dead body and jakes wants morse to get the credit for the discovery of the girl so he steps aside to ensure morse enters first

- are you confused who you ship now? yeah, me too😔

- STRANGE IS SO REALLLLLL

- let me marry him.

- morse turned around SO QUICK WHEN HE WALKED IN IM CACKLING

- even jakes is struggling to look at the body he keeps turning to look at morse 😕😕

- them randomly bringing the weird husband back in for no reason is crazy

- MRS. THURSDAY IS SO FUCKING REAL SHE MAKES ME WANNA CRY

- thursday using his own coat instead of morse’s to lay over him makes me wanna break down

- i know hes looking at the wall of pictures but the director perfectly framing jakes’ face for morse to look at is insane

- jakes out here backing up morse’s theories all of a sudden 🤨🤨

- jakes kicking down a door is 😧😧

- morse getting a little embarrassed talking to jakes about his choir 😔

- why do bad guys always have to monologue

- thursday could have been dead five times over by the time this guy gets done talking

- we get it ur obsessed w morse 🙄🙄

- morse is insane for tackling two fighting men while on a rooftop that could have been the worst mistake of his whole career

- “to be clever is to be alone.”

- can u stfu?????? goddam

- everyone is so mean to him

- i see nothing but myself in morse it makes me so sick.

- morse crying here seems so random but it’s so real i can’t handle it

- FUCK OXFORD IS SO PRETTY

- thursday’s closing speech is something that is so... i’ll cry.

[redxblueihateloveyou]

I'm surprised people see Tadashi as the victim in his relationship with Ainosuke, when it's Tadashi the one who time and time again takes away Ainosuke's agency, without being able to see that he is throwing him unto unhappiness. I can't help but think that if Tadashi was not working at Shindo's house, Ainosuke would have maybe left or broke with the family. But he can't do that if he wants the relationship with Tadashi going on, seing how Tadashi is set on enforcing the family rules...

Hmm.. I def agree with the fact that Tadashi is not what most fandom makes out of him, my man (I mean, Adam’s man) is a 100% Slytherin. But I disagree with blaming him for this, after all the revealed info. The environment they were both raised in made their situation complicated.

I like Tadashi a lot, he’s probably my fav thing about this anime, bc he’s a dark horse, and I’m once again surprised, that so little ppl see him for who he really is, portraying him as an innocent puppy, which he is definitely not.

Now to why I think both Tadashi and Adam are victims of the dad and aunties in this situation. 

We can of course say “if only they told each other how they really feel...”, but like we can say it about any love story really. Every author knows it’s no fun. The truth is that yes, they both hurt each other, and yes, if they were honest about their feelings things would’ve been different, but as I’ve already wrote under that “toxic” commentary on YT, lets look at the whole situation from both of their point of views:

We know that Adam when he was little always treated Tadashi as an equal, he never ever thought of him as someone lower than him and after their fall out, the only reason for this “harsh” treatment (well, besides their confirmed kink) was that Adam tried to get a reaction out of him, so Tadashi would stand up for himself, bc Ainosuke got mad about Tadashi caving to his dad’s wishes and abandoning him, when he needed him the most. 

But now, knowing the fact that Tadashi was his dad’s secretary and was under his control, let’s see it from his perspective: Tadashi wanted to stay by Adam’s side, Adam’s dad implied that if Tadashi did say smth, he’s gonna be.. well, dismissed and they won’t see each other ever again. That’s what caused Tadashi to stay silent in that moment. Ainosuke instead saw this as a “he’s not on my side” thing, well, because. Tadashi won’t tell him his problem, bc dad and aunties control everything, so even if he does tell him, what a teen would do really? He didn’t have any powers back then to make his dad do anything. 

And that’s when it all gone to shit, since they both were hurt for their own reasons. It’s easy to say leave the family, but 1stly nobody explained to Adam still that he’s physically and psychologically abused by his family, he sees it as them “loving him” and sadly also loves them, bc nobody told him, that love wasn’t supposed to be like that really. He definitely feels that smth is not right and feels emotionally exhausted there bc of this treatment, but did he ever consider leaving? I really don’t think so. He feels obligated to be worthy of a family, who “loves” him.

Do you think, for example, that Akashi Seijuro hates his dad for what he did to him? No. Does he understand that he wasn’t at fault for what happened to him and that his dad instead of comforting his child after his mother’s death, who was his only safe haven, made everything worse? I don’t think he does. Like his mom gave him basketball, an escape from all that family’s obligations and strictness. After her death, it was the only thing left that brought him joy, but his dad ruined even that, saying that if he’s gonna be bad at it/lose, he’d take it away from him too. Does Akashi see this as emotional abuse? No, he sees it like “well, I have to be the best bc I was born in such powerful family, so if my dad says that I must be best at everything, then I must.”

I personally hate such parents a lot. To me it doesn’t matter if Adam’s dad didn’t know about aunties hitting his child. Like if he was too busy to notice this and have no time for his kid and made his childhood miserable, it doesn’t make it any better really. 

Same as with Akashi’s dad. Some are like “he was probably also grieving about his wife”. Emm? He was like this from the beginning, bc he treated Akashi not as his son, but as his heir. And yes, that’s different things. Same with Endeavor and Todoroki. Your child is not your post production thing.

2ndly they were too young, even if they knew about each others feelings and he didn’t feel obligated and told everyone to fuck off, they’d be on the streets now, but also Adam’s dad doesn’t seem like a guy who’d leave them alone really. Also eloping seems very romantic, but I don’t think it is, esp when you’re teens. Did you want him to sell some expensive watch and go live on Hawaii or smth? Bc finding a decent job there would be difficult at this age, esp with everyone knowing who your dad is. Chen Ke from “Antidote” survived bc he was 27 and had connections and some great friends. Adam was in high school, where would he go exactly?

Now let’s go back to now. Obviously all this time it didn’t even cross Tadashi’s mind that for Ainosuke he comes first and that he would throw everyone under the bus to make Tadashi stay with him. As we see at the end, he legit believed that Adam was planning to send him to jail and didn’t get that he said it just to shaken he up and that he knew who he’d set up for this from the beginning. 

To Adam obviously it doesn’t matter whether they’re in a quarrel or not, he would never him go. Yes, he’s mad at him, he’s angry and hurt, but Tadashi’s still the person he needs the most, he’s still the person who brightens his days, even tho he deliberately behaves like he annoys him. He always looks at him and looks at him and looks at him, but then hisses smth to hurt him. Bc he knows that he needs him, but he also hates that he needs him, bc he thinks it’s unrequited.

And that’s how their classic romance goes in hellish circles. No one wants to talk as usual. Adam is mad Tadashi is like that bc his dad turned him into a slave with no opinion, while Tadashi is scared that Adam would be taken away from him bc of his ugly family. 

Now I still think that no one and I mean no one can take Tadashi from Adam now, he is his precious. So my plan is... if Tadashi made aunties do smth against him or to get rid of him, aunties will go for sure. The problem is Tadashi still doesn’t get that he comes first, so we’re stuck in this hell still.

So anyways, my point is Adam’s heart basically sings “you got a hold of me, don’t even know your power” to Tadashi, but he doesn’t hear it, bc of his insecurities, the way he was raised and his status. But yes, he holds all the power. He’s both Adam’s sanity and insanity. No matter how cheesy it sounds he was basically his only ray of sunshine in the darkness, if you take it away, that’s what it leads to, that’s why Ainosuke-sama needs more ppl who care for him. I don’t want anyone to die next time, just cause Tadashi and Adam fought about where to put their new couch lmao. I’m kidding, but you know what I mean. And kill the aunties, pls seriously, we need to be free.

Also ppl need to remember that like lots of animes/characters are parcially inspired by some other animes/characters, also the chosen seiyuus are also very important, there are lots of stuff like jokes and references, that creators use, from characters being fully inspired by smth like “Assassination classroom” characters based on KNB, to little stuff like Levi dressed in Akashi’s uniform in chibi AOT bc Hiroshi Kamiya. Utsumi already said before stuff like she sometimes think of a perfect voice for the character and then fully forms him, we also know her clear love for sports animes. So yes, I doubt Tadashi/Kuroko thing is a coincidence and even tho someone was like “zone? is this knb or smth?” I was like no, zone is actually a common thing in sports, even tho most associate it with KNB including me, it’s not like its their invention, but there were things inspired by this for sure, and from other sports animes too and no, I don’t mean the basic sports anime tropes, I mean, like way too specific things, some character designes, too. And yes, Langa appearence and personality wise is a rinharu child for real, I can literally split his scenes in “that’s Haru”, “that’s Rin”.

That’s why I’ve said that this situation in fandom reminds me of Kuroko/Akashi situation a lot, bc same as here in KNB ppl for some reason automatically thought that Kuroko is this innocent sheep and Akashi is the wolf (but also like it was Akashi who chose to dress as red riding hood, while Kuroko was a wolf lmao), not even seeing who is in reality more dangerous and who can easily control who. It just buffles me bc it’s not some deep analisys really. I mean once again there’s a reason for the saying that the sub holds all the power over the dom. 

And like just bc someone yells or threatens ppl constantly doesn’t necessarily mean he is a psycopatic killer, and just bc someone is quiet and doe-eyed, doesn’t mean he isn’t. I didn’t think we needed to explain this to someone, but aparently we do?

And it honestly kills me just how superficially ppl are watching things these days. It really gives me war flashbacks to stuff like the last mdzs s1 episode, where ppl started to comment things like “how LZ can be so heartless” lmao. Or that anonymous ask “do you think haru misses rin?”. Like you don’t see thing at all? Grey substance no needed, while watching things?

P.S. I also would die to see Adam vs Tadashi race just bc I for some reason can bet all my money, that it’s the same situation as with Akashi refusing to ankle break Kuroko, no matter how mad he is. I just can’t imagine Ainosuke hitting Tadashi in the face with a board. Like 100% sure he wouldn’t even try tbh.

[feuqueerfire]

KinnPorsche Finale Episode 14 Live Blogging

Been a while since I waited for an episode since I'm a binger (pretty sure last time was 2gether one of the later episodes lol like ep 11 or smth), so this is fun!

I don't know what I want in this episode... They're gonna explain Porsche's parents' deaths, have the main vs second family shootout, and probably give us more cute Kinn and Porsche. Maybe Kim and Chay will stay broken up, not sure.

Vegas and Pete are what I'm worried about most because I cannot see any satisfying ending for them. If they somehow speed it up real fast so that their arc kinda ends/has a happy ending in the finale, it might cheapen their story and not really hit. If they keep it dangling with nothing resolved, I'll be annoyed because who even knows if season 2 will come to fruition, if it'll be good, if I'll even be into BLs then, agh.

Idk idk, here's to hoping for the best I guess.

Episode 14 (July 9)

dang I was hoping at least an 1.5 hour episode but it’s less than 1.4. hope they can wrap everything up well

lol watching the whole opening credits and Previously for the first time since it's the last time

Bro the Porsche and Korn interaction is so confusing to me. Is this scene of Porsche at this house a flashback? Porsche somehow managed to bypass all guards and hold Korn at gunpoint and was just able to leave (with Vegas no less, was that man and motorcycle just hiding in a bush?) the premises no biggy after finding out Korn’s his uncle?

okay yeah that was a flashback

of course Vegas’ father Gun killed him lol I wish they’d made Korn the murderer, then it’d be like both sides are bad instead of acting as if only Kan is scum and Korn is fine and chill narratively

Aside, will we learn why Korn was telling Porsching that that random old guy killed his parents? He really was gonna let Porsche murder some man thinking he was getting revenge lol

Korn was better as someone who had a slight edge with the possibility of being a terrible person than soft-spoken “I did it all to protect you uwu” even though he kept everything from Porsche and Chay and didn’t look after them well lol.

I hope they somehow turn it around or there's another plot twist and Korn's evil

Is this the first time Kinn and Kim have been in the same frame together? fucking finally I suppose

Tankhun for real the only one I even semi-care about. His crying :(

What was that gaze Kim and Chan shared?

btw no dead body was seen lol

oh, Korn was poisoned?

I missed Kinn the ruthless killer. Seems like wherever episode 1 Kinn ran off to finally came back, though ep 14 is too late

lol Vegas using a bodyguard, one of his own no less, as a human shield is uhhh so good. terrible motherfucker, truly

did they still not give their bodyguards bulletproof vests? At least Chan should’ve had one, mans went to go greet Gun and Vegas

Chan choosing his last breaths to be cigarette smoke

fuckkkk okay Pete and Vegas actively shooting at the other’s side right now. I’m so anxious to know how it’s gonna go down

hello Porsche

I read a spoiler kind of where someone said they wish Vegas and Pete had a little more of a buildup, so I’m assuming they actually get together here?

oh hello, random lady with guns

girl random-ass scene of Kinn and Porsche pointing guns at each other where it doesn't mean anything and has no tension. It's still cute though "I'm not on the main family's side. I'm not on the minor family's side. But I'm on your side." with the last sentence being slightly softer, aw.

Also, I don't even know if I believe Korn lol mans was a liar

Vegas really kicked Porsche's face lol aw my motorcycle besties frenemies :(

:O Vegas really went @ Kinn "Should I shoot first your Head. Chest. Or Heart [points gun at Porsche]" that's romantic lol

selfish, selfish Vegas keeps using his guards as shields <- compliment, by the way, I like that he's still literally terrible and dishonourable

love Tankhun and Arm and their funny little destructive gadgets

yaaas Erika

There's like no tension in this fight anymore since they decided even this needed to be comedic but like it's cute I guess. The show can continue to disappoint in the same way even in the last episode

they really got Chay playing video games while people shooting and fighting in the bg

ooh okay Gun flipping the narrative. I don't trust that man but I'm slightly more likely to believe him maybe because he has no reason to make himself look good lol, he's literally storming the main family and killing people without remorse

Oops, read another spoiler that apparently Korn shoots Gun. So guessing the no body really did mean not dead

did Gun have a romantic interest in Nampheung or something?

lmfao okay that actually made me laugh when Tankhun accidentally made the gadget go off and Arm and Tankhun just stared at each other

oh wow, Pete actually shot Vegas, wasn't expecting that tbh O.O

Damn, Pete for real just going ham punching Vegas face as he should. I'm glad they're showing Pete actually fuck Vegas up

60% of what Vegas has said in this episode has been in English so far wtf

aklsdjfkalsd;fj BITCH "If I die today, could it be you who kills me?" Vegas asking Pete alsjdfksdf it reminds me of Vegas' "If Kinn asks you to kill me, could you make me not suffer?" @ Porsche but this is even more askldfjsdklf romantic and dizzying. Although, is the manipulation level less or more or equal?

Kissing after Vegas asks Pete to kill him kind of and says "I love you" (which: hmmmmmmmm) and with blood in Vegas' mouth due to Pete punching the shit out of him ummmm <3

Vegas pushing Pete off and running away (with a gun), so true. His survival instincts are not drying up just because he's in love or whatever

Pete my love wiping his mouth on his arm before running after Vegas with the gun

I was thinking that maybe Vegas would have to sacrifice himself somehow (jump in front of a bullet for Pete or something) but lowering his gun in front of Pete and also letting himself get punched are like smaller sacrifices that still align with his character, so I'm not mad

lol Korn

omg I was like no body for Korn means he's not dead but that applies to Nampheung too ?!

Dang Vegas sexual assaulter, his father Gun sexual assaulter

how come they showed so many versions of the flashback to Porsche's house on that day but now that apparently the real truth is coming out, they're just describing it with words

no way Gun got shot in the head just as he said "The truth is Nampheung is..."

Anyway, they really had this woman come, be timid for 3 seconds, then faint lol Even in the flashbacks, it was her fainting

I... guess I can't be mad at Kinn for stepping in front of his father so that Porsche doesn't kill him? Even though I'm team Porsche-should-kill-Korn (but only after finding out all info). The reveal that his mom has been alive and hidden away all this time is so... anger-inducing? to me at least lol Porsche hardly has any rage

Ew, Korn called Porsche his nephew

Damn girl they all really just waiting and staring as Vegas tries to process that his father's dead and aims at Korn

Oh I see more bodyguards came

Pete's confession, resignation, taking off his uniform...

Sorry, why is Vegas covered in his own blood and sweat and contemplating killing himself so... I really don't know the word here and the words I'd usually use (endearing/attractive) don't apply here. It is wild and captivating

they keep talking about Pete being hungry

Everything Pete says is killing me by the way. "Why do you keep saying there's nothing left, I'm right here." "You dare to push me away!?" "I'm your pet, aren't I?" "So I had to come find my owner" :) Dead ha ha

Here's the thing: I needed Pete to be the one who pursues the relationship, who explicitly tells Vegas he wants him. But also, Pete was doing so much of the heavy lifting that it's like bruh, Vegas, after all you've done, how dare you push Pete away (in his own words)?

BITCH! No fucking way!!!!! No way some random bodyguard just shot Vegas right now (and then got fucked up by Pete lol)

How much do we believe Korn? Agh, he's a dick fr though

bruh Chay finally realizing lol

Did I read something about Porsche being the head of the minor family in one of the fics I read?

a one-month time skip

Porsche being head of the minor family would hit a lot more if I didn't care more about Vegas than Porsche at this point. Either show me Vegas being head or show me Vegas' anguish at losing the potential title, idc about seeing minor family's guards bow to Porsche

These rings mean nothing to me because I have seen fairly little of the power/influence/dangers of being the head of the minor/major families. These bitches were having fun little polaroid dates in broad daylight and doing very few crime things throughout the series

This show really deprived me of brotherly relationships considering just how many sets of brothers there are. Only Kinn and Tankhun could be counted and I wish Porsche and Chay had more interactions but nah, they really said fuck Feu

rip Chay. So no KimChay endgame for now?

lol speaking of the major and minor family rings meaning nothing to me, they're all just drinking and celebrating now in public like there is no difference to me so this "significant" event is like k, what changed except status perhaps? It's not like y'all do any mafia shit

I don't care about happy cute Kinn and Porsche, give me more VegasPete right nowwwww there are less than 10 minutes left and I'm about to scream

Tay asked about Vegas so I really thought we were going somewhere but it's just more KinnPorsche wtffff

Not Korn looking at Kinn and Porsche's cute photo sent by Tankhun and saying "History is written by the victor" lol yeah I guess we'll never really get the truth about what happened

Okay so Nampheung definitely remembers and hasn't lost her memory for real, right? The expressions she had while meeting Chay and Porsche...

What do you mean end... we get no VegasPete? After credit scene PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Okay whew, there's after credits and even though it's only 2 minutes, I'll have to take it I guess

It's actually interesting how night and day my reactions to VegasPete vs KinnPorsche scenes are rip. Like the plot/action/violence scenes are like excitement 4-6 depending on how interesting the plot point is, KinnPorsche are like 3-6 and VegasPete are 8-9, I'm literally smiling wide because I'm about to watch the final VegasPete scene of the season and I just read that it's a cute scene

Vegas saying it's alright if Pete wants to run away now

Vegas, bro, it doesn't matter if you "have nothing" now it's not like Pete's after your minor family title

"From now on, you're not my pet. You're the most important person in my life." Those titles aren't mutually exclusive by the way

lmfao Macau saying "That's pretty fast. You're absolutely something" @ Pete like well buddy you have no idea

Okay, cute, sure. Is it quite what I wanted? Especially after how dark the rest of their story has been? How much depth it had? Not quite but like sure. Fine. Cute. Somewhat unearned and the shift from Vegas getting fucking shot x3 to that was certainly a choice but like still cute. Too cute and like family-friendly fluff, I might say, considering their relationship thus far but sure why not. (EDIT: It's been less than 24 hours but there are a handful of VegasPete post-canon fics already and I'm reading through them. I think the ones that write this hospital scene or a bit after it with an edge are doing really well and delivering what I would've wanted. The ones that are like Pete can be both Vegas' pet and the most important person in his life? Yes. Exactly what I'm looking for right now)

That was a fairly fine finale as long as I think 0 thoughts about it (VegasPete garage shootout scene + pool side scene not included). The shootout was fun enough, I liked getting ruthless Vegas using bodyguards as human shields. The mystery/explanations of what happened to Porsche's parents were... well... The writing's weak but also how can Porsche be so happy and calm about it? Shouldn't they be angrier and more distrustful of Korn? For hiding away their mother, for leaving them to fend for themselves, for lying to Porsche about what happened again and again (no but literally who is that man who Korn was like hm he killed your parents). It's just kinda interesting that the audience is like wtf Korn is evil but they made Porsche so stupid and somehow complacent that he doesn't see/challenge Korn. I didn't give a fuck about the major and minor family stuff (why is Porsche even taking the position? I guess it's in the book?), like they do way too little mafia stuff to care about things like this lol

The two VegasPete scenes were so good because it felt like them and the after-credits VegasPete scene felt too cute for what we've gotten of them so far but it was still good because it was cute and we get a cute little family with Macau there as well.

Also, I went on Twitter and knew that there was of Vegas and Pete in a white room, so I knew Vegas wasn't dead when he was shot because that scene wasn't there yet. I wish I'd just finished watching the episode before going on Twitter lol, I think the pool side scene would've impacted me a lot more if I didn't know 100% that they had a happy ending.

Overall:

Extremely weak plot. Extremely weak character development for Kinn and Porsche. How did they manage to make me not at all care about, and sometimes even dislike, KP when I was literally so ready to love them? I was even reading fic for them from before the show aired. Many side characters are under developed and thus don't hold any emotional weight (ex. Ken and Big). Also, Kim's love life is a dead-end and also his investigation didn't turn up anything, so there was no progress for him lol. Korn's evil, the audience can tell but the characters cannot for some reason. Also, the weak writing meant the pacing was off and we spent a lot of time meandering or watching stuff I hardly cared about. Not to mention the plethora of plot holes or the many story threads they just dropped/forgot about.

Vegas and Pete were freaking great. Unexpectedly great considering how weak other aspects of writing were. If there was just a bit more meat to their story after Vegas is shot in the this episode and before we get cute, adorable, cuddle pile with no problems, they would've given me everything I wanted. I'm just amazed they gave me nearly everything I wanted. Not to mention my ultimate weakness: food as love language.

Great acting from the cast, very impressive considering it's the first acting job for several actors. Would be curious to see them in more.

It looked sleek and like there was money put into the show, which there was.

If there's a next season, please get better writers my gosh.

I think the rating is actually more like a 6.5 on enjoyment scale but I'll give it a 7 because I'm reading so much fic. It may not make sense why that would affect the rating of a show but for me, it does make a difference if I care about the characters enough to go seek out more content about them and for VegasPete, I do. I hope someone writes a good fic about what happens in the 1 month that gets Vegas and Pete to become so comfortable and cute instead of Vegas apparently having just woken up then.

Rating: 7 7.5/10 [Oct 29, 2022 Update: Increased by 0.5 stars when rerating my top BLs]  7/10 [Jan 24, 2023 Update: Decreased by 0.5 stars when rerating my top BLs]

Tiktoks I <3ed:

Before I started watching KP:

Ep 3 Drunk Porsche on the pier being cute and wiggling his feet - I thought this was sooo endearing

Ep 5 "He used to stare at Kinn with longing eyes. 🥺 Now, the spark is gone." of sparkly eyed vs cold eyed Porsche (bg: Ang Wakas)

Ep 6 Porsche watching Kinn struggle before producing a lighter

Ep 4 Behind Apo playing around with the condom and lube Big had Porsche deliver

Ep 7 Vegas' bathroom where Kinn slaps Porsche + Porsche slaps Kinn even harder - this killed me by the way :) Porsche smiling at Kinn then it dimming as he realizes Kinn's serious and Kinn's angry little punishment face slap was a lot lot lot for me personally um I truly considered starting the show right then and there

Ep 6 Kinn letting Porsche go at the end + Porsche coming back for a kiss - this was so touching to me, this also made me consider just starting watching

Ep 9 Chay confessing to Kim and the cheek kiss and hug - I was quite into them from the tiktok clips I'd watched of them lol so it's a little disappointing that I didn't really feel anything in the actual show (bg: Thodi Der - so it worked the magic that hindi/urdu songs work on me for edis lol)

Ep 10 KimChay cuddling

Ep 7? KimChay sitting down edit to Kim: You say how I got your address? Don't even worry bout that bro

Ep 7? KimChay hanging out and it seems like Kim's endeared by Chay (bg: Training Wheels - Love everything you do when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do"

Ep 7 Kim finding Chay's bedroom filled with WIK merch - I actually didn't know it was WIK merch or that Kim was famous at the time so I was like lol is this a Secret Crush On You Toh situation. I only watched the 1st half of the clip too lol I just got the jist

Chay, Porsche, Pete -> Kim/Porsche, Kinn, Vegas edit (bg: you shouldn't mess with me because if you mess with me, you're messing with my family)

Ep 10 Kim looking at Chay leaving the couch with kind of fondness (bg music says 'are you falling in love? have a feeling you are')

Ep 11 Chay confronting Kim + Kim leaving him

Ep 11 Vegas smiling noodle scene (bg: Khoya Khoya) - also saw a clip on twitter of this but with subs like Pete spitting it all out + Vegas eating it. Or was it the pill mouth-to-mouth scene? I think it's the pill scene actually, that one on Twitter made me willing to watch more spoiler clips on tiktok

Ep 10 Vegas electrocuting Pete precursor

Ep 11 Chay confronting Kim "Have you ever loved me?" and compilation of Chay from Kim's POV

"I wanna be your slave, I wanna be your master" edit including all 3 couples and the lyrics fit quite well

Ep 10 Reaction Barcode literally Gripping his pillow and saying "oi" when shirtless Vegas comes on screen lmfao

"Vegas showing what he's going to torture Pete with" but it's Bible showing his gears? electrical stuff? (bg: Welcome to Vegas baby lol)

Ep 11 full noodle interaction with subs - this is probably what I was thinking of in the abone noodle scene lol

Ep 7? Chay describing his crush + KimChay interactions (bg: Tum Jo Aaye)

Ep 4 Apo hiding behind the curtain + getting exposed while Kinn's tryna have sex

Ep 12 Vegas and Pete's sex preamble

Ep 12 "Why didn't you run away" + talking about Vegas' hedgehogs - I didn't fully watch this clip back then when I liked it

Ep 12 Vegas realizing something's wrong + mourning his hedgehog - also only watched the first part of this clip back then

Bible "jealous" of Build and Tong

Ep 12 Pete reading blood type information from Vegas' book - also only watched the first part of this clip back then

Ep 12 Vegas and Pete's sex preamble but make it kinda sad (bg: Glimpse of Us)

tbh I don't know when I started liking tiktoks after I started already watching the show lol I started watching June 27 and these tiktoks were posted June 25 because that's when ep 12 came out but did I like them later on? Don't know. Everything after this next one is from after I started watching for sure 100%

Ep 12 Porsche backing down from killing the old man after seeing his granddaughter (bg: Unconditionally by Katy Perry x another sad song idk)

Tay edit to "He needed more than me"

Minor Family edit to Punk Tactics

Ep 13 Vegas Pete meeting again in Yok's bar + Pete unable to shoot Vegas

VegasPete and Not Me ToddBlack parallels

some Twitter Space chaos from the cast

Reaction to episode 11 Chay crying "The reason for Kim doing this? Better be good!" "Is this the helicopter scene? How am I supposed to watching this and my baby cryin'? I don't wanna see this man get slopped, I wanna fight Kim!"

Vegas and Pete cute interactions before uh episode 10

[ticklishfiend]

What Do You Know?!

My Hero Academia [Kaminari, Sero, Mina]

Summary: Sero and Mina see Bakugou and Kirishima cuddling, and wanna tell Denki to surprise him with this news. Unfortunately for them, he already knew about this and is refusing to answer their questions...well, nothing a little “persuasion” can’t fix.

AN: i haven’t written in a hot second!! i knew i said i was gonna write smth for saiki k, and i probably still will, but denki getting tickled silly has been on my mind recently and i couldn’t just Not. i hope u enjoy!!

Word Count: 1,829

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There’s nothing in the world Denki Kaminari treasures more than a good old-fashioned lazy Saturday, even if a lot of his friends judge him harshly for it. He doesn’t care, though, cause right now the feeling of snuggling himself into the corner of this UA dorm couch cushion feels way better than any exercise routine his friends could ever recommend. 

Fully dressed in only his shorts and tank top covered in the fluffiest blanket he could find laying around, he swore he could just about fall into the deepest lazy-induced coma the world had ever seen. That is, until, two of his best friends ran into the common areas from the hallway.

“Denki! Denki!” He heard a familiar female-voice shout, grinning as he heard the pink girls slippers slide against the slippery floor.

“Dude, holy shit have we got something to tell you,” Sero’s voice joined in from right behind Kaminari’s head, making the blonde look up to see the all-too familiar wide smile from his best friend. The black-haired boy jumped over the back of the sofa, landing beside Denki with a huff.

“What’s up?” Denki asked, turning his tired body towards the pair with raised eyebrows. Mina let out a dramatic muffled shriek from behind her hands, before excitedly waving them around her head. 

“Okay okay okay! So, Bakugou is like, super not-cool with touchy stuff, right?” Ashido said in an almost whisper as if she would get caught for what she was about to say.

“Well yeah, he’d probably kill us if we so much as patted his shoulder,” Kaminari chuckled, rolling his eyes at the thought. 

“Yeah, us maybe; but apparently not Kirishima,” Sero grinned widely, eyeing Mina with a knowing expression. “We just saw them cuddling in Kiri’s bed; guess they forgot to close the door all the way cause we could see it all.”

“But that’s not even all! Kirishima was like, kinda tickling Bakugou? Not like attacking him, but just, like, lightly tickling his stomach and making him all giggly and stuff,” Mina was buzzing where she sat on the coffee table in front of the two boys, excitement in her eyes.

Denki just chuckled, looking away for a moment before looking them both back in the eyes. “Yknow, I thought I was supposed to be the stupid one in this friend group.”

“Huh?” The others said in unison, Sero’s head cocking to the side.

“What do you mean? We just found out about them. Are you saying you already knew?!” Sero frowned. Denki would’ve thought he was actually angry if he didn’t notice the small smile he was fighting off his face.

“Well obviously, but they told me not to say anything, so don’t ask for any info cause I’m NOT spilling. If you think I’m about to die at the hands of Katsuki Bakugou just cause you two are nosy, you’ve got another thing coming,” Denki giggled, already starting to lay back down in his spot before Sero grabbed him by his forearm suddenly.

“Hey, you’re not getting off that easy, Sparky. You’re gonna tell us everything you know about those two, no backing out.”

“Yeah, we’ve been out of the loop for way too long! That’s totally unfair!” Mina pouted, her arms crossing in front of her chest.

“No way! I’m not asking for a fucking death wish, dude!” Kaminari tried pulling his arm out of Sero’s grip, but it wasn’t budging. Before he knew what was happening, Denki was flipped on his stomach, both hands behind his back in Sero’s firm grip. “Hey, what the-!”

Suddenly, Kaminari could feel the familiar feeling of Sero’s sticky tape being wrapped with precision around his wrists, before being flipped back over on his back, his arms raising his body just slightly off the couch. “Yo what the hell, Tapeface!”

“Oh nice one, Sero!” Mina shouted excitedly, clapping to herself. “We thinkin’ the same thing?”

“Without a doubt, Pinky,” Sero smirked, his eyes never leaving the squirming boy under him. Sero was propped up on Denki’s thighs, holding down his lower body with  his weight. “So, are you gonna start talking, or would you rather suffer a fate worse than death?” Sero smiled wickedly, his hands raising in the air above Denki’s belly with wiggling fingers. Kaminari’s eyes went wide, an accidental worried grin appearing in his face.

“Plehehease don’t,” Denki whimpered, his belly quivering under Sero’s fingers that were still in the air. He giggled helpessly, his eyes never leaving those wiggling fingers.

“I’m not even touching you yet!” Sero laughed.

“Denki, you know what you have to do if you don’t want this,~” Mina moved over towards Kaminari’s feet, using one hand to hold his left ankle down while her other hand’s fingers just rested still on his sole.

“Mina nohoho! Pleheheease, I can’t tell you guys, you know thahahat!” Denki squirmed, trying half-heartedly to get away, his Saturday laziness almost outweighing his desire to not be tickled silly.

“Alright Mina...on three…” Sero started, his fingers slowly getting closer to Kaminari’s belly.

“No! Waahait! C’mon, can’t we talk about this?!” Denki struggled, giggles leaving him without even trying.

“That’s what we’re trying to get you to do, Denki! Spill!” Mina smirked, before scribbling over Denki’s feet with no patience. Denki screamed with laughter, back arching off the couch as his hands tried desperately to release themselves from their sticky bonds.

“Mina, you were supposed to wait!” Sero smiled before suddenly digging his fingers into Kaminari’s sides without mercy. 

“NOHOHO! STOHOHOP! I’M SOHOHORRY!” Denki cackled, his eyes squeezed tightly shut and smile so wide it nearly split his face. His right leg, not being held down by the pink torturer, kicked uselessly under Sero’s weight.

“So does that mean you’re gonna tell us everything you know about Kirishima and Bakugou?” Sero smiled, creeping his hands under Denki’s shirt and fluttering over his lower belly. This elicited higher-pitched shrieks from the smaller boy, his stomach sucking in uselessly

“I CAHAHAN’T! I CAHAHA-” Kaminari’s words dissolved into nothing but giggles. He felt the smallest bit of relief once he felt Mina’s hands finally leave his feet alone. The pink girl stood from her spot at his feet and began walking towards his thrashing head (not like Denki could see this, as his eyes were squeezed shut so tightly he was seeing colorful spots).

Ashido knelt down beside his head, her fingers now barely fluttering over his incredibly sensitive neck. Denki let out a girlish shriek, dissolving into childish giggles while trying to bunch his shoulders up to fend off her wiggling fingers.

“C’mon, Denki, I know you wanna talk~” Sero teased, his left fingers still fluttering over Kaminari’s very sensitive lower-belly, while his left hand dug ruthlessly into his ribs. Denki was cackling, his now semi-free legs kicking helplessly, ankles occasionally digging into the cushions with mirth.

Suddenly, Mina stopped tickling his neck, looking over towards her fellow killer. “Sero...go for the spot.” Denki let out a loud gasp, eyes snapping open to look towards Sero with pleading eyes. Sero stopped his tickling for a moment, allowing Denki to breathe for just a moment, not like Kaminari took this as an actual chance to catch his breath. Of course, he instead used this moment to plead for his life.

“SERO! Sero! We’re buddies, right?1 You don’t have to do this! We can talk about this plehehease! Please!” Kaminari pleaded like he was about to lose his life, though the wide, happy smile on his face told his friends all they needed to know about what he really wanted.

“Hey, Sparky, you know he doesn’t have to do a thing if you just tell us what we wanna know~” Mina whispered teasingly in the blonde’s ear, her tickly breath causing a giggle to leave his throat as he scrunched up his neck yet again.

“Christ, Kaminari, you’re so ticklish,” Sero laughed, his hands now resting on Denki’s hips.

“Nohoho! Please not there, plehehease! What do you wanna know?!” Denki pleaded, his hands still struggling in their bonds beneath his back.

“How long have you known?!” Mina poked his cheek.

“What other cute stuff have you seen that you kept from us?!” Sero squeezed Denki’s hips once, though the action still made the boy jolt with a choked laugh.

“And why are they hiding it from us?!”  Mina pinched Denki’s nose, making him move his head away with a stifled uncomfortable giggle.

“Okahahy, okay. I’ll...I’ll talk. Just...not my hips, GOD not my hips,” Kaminari rolled his head back with another giggle.

“Whatever you say, giggle-monster,” Sero chuckled, sneaking in two quick squeezes to Denki’s hips, causing the smaller boy to shriek. Sero rolled off of Kaminari, flipping the boy back over on his stomach and untying the tape binding his hands together. Kaminari finally sat up, stretching his now slightly-sore arms.

“Jesus, you two are way too good at that. I swore for a minute there I was gonna die,” Kaminari smiled, covering himself up with his blanket again before facing the two offenders before him.

“Well, get on with it,” Ashido said, raising her hands to her face with wiggling fingers. Kaminari giggled nervously at this, suriming a bit in his seat.

“Oh right, that,” he smiled. “I’ve known for like...I don’t know, 4 months now? I don’t actually know exactly how long it’s been happening, but definitely 4 months minimum.”

Sero and Mina pouted like children at that. “Seriously, that long and we never knew?!” Sero whined.

“How did you find out!?” Mina asked.

“I walked in on them making out when I was going to ask Bakugou with help on my homework. Kirishima basically had to convince Bakugou not to murder me on the spot for being a witness, and I had to promise them I wouldn’t say anything.”

“Well why did they keep it from us in the first place?” Sero asked, his head cocking to the side in confusion. “It’s not like we’d judge them for it, y’know?”

“Yeah, well, you know Bakugou. Can’t let anyone know he experiences human emotions other than pure, fiery rage,” Denki said, his hands mimicking Bakugou’s signature hand motion he uses before blasting someone into the next dimension.

“THE HELL’D YOU SAY ABOUT ME, POWER OUTLET?!” A loud yell came from the hallway, Kaminari’s hair standing on edge at the sound. 

“Oh shit...you think he knows I spilled?” Denki whispered worriedly at his ex-torturers.

“Maybe not now, but he will,” Sero smiled wickedly before jumping off the couch and walking confidently towards the hallway.

“Wait, what?!-” Kaminari started before going uiet as he heard muffled talking coming from the hallway. There was a few moments of nothing but pure silence. Then-

“I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU WALKING SHORT-CIRCUIT!” 

“You should probably run,” Mina smiled, giggling behind her hand. Denki shot up off the couch, making a b-line towards the front door, giggling the whole way there.

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AN: hope you enjoyed that! reblogs are highly appreciated, but likes are great too!!

[sirvil]

Dead by Daylight worldbuilding even if it makes no sense and isnt in-game wowohoho dont make fun of me plz

There's a well that appears around the campfire every time a new survivor arrives, and it gives each survivor (including new one) a wish for one thing, but it goes by a few rules:

1. It has to be materialistic. You cant wish for your old dog or something to happen, etc. Just stuff. Food counts as "material" so you can wish for that.

2. You have to have seen it before, post entity and all, even if it's just once, it'll fish around your memories to give it to you, that is if you remember it enough to even wish for it.

3. While it can only be one thing, its flexible. Like you can wish for a pair of socks, and get, you know, 2 socks. Or a pack of cigarettes, you get a pack of cigarettes instead of just one.

4. Unlike Bill's somehow ever-lasting cigarettes, whatever you wish for is actually susceptible to decay and depletion etc etc you know.

I cant say smth for all the survivors, but for Feng Mins first wish, she asked for her phone. She has music and games on there, and yeah, it would eventually die, but she would wish for a new phone battery everytime someone new came. It was something all the survivors could look forward to, whether it was to request a song (which there are a lot, but bc it's only the downloaded music, it was limited. Regardless, ppl had their favorites) or take turns playing silly mobile games.

The MOST entertaining was introducing Steve to her phone, being from the 80s and all, he was fascinated, and it was amusing watching him ask all sorts of questions only to be either confused or amazed at the answers. It's stupid and I could make a whole fic abt it.

The SECOND other important worldly thing is, the campfires "barrier"

The killers can't come near the campfire, obviously. They can stalk them from a distance, in the fog and everything, but there's a barrier, like the one you see at exit gates, which physically keep them from coming close. Survivors can see it, but only if a killer is close enough, otherwise its invisible.

Which, wouldn't be problem except for the fact that, the barrier changes in size every 24 hours. It could be huge, even reaching stuff like small ponds, bigger trees, etc. Or it could be real small, where even if you were at the edge of it, you'd feel the fires heat. But like I said, survivors cant see it w/o the killer, making most explorations and stuff risky. Older survivors dont worry much, they know how to keep safe outside of trials and the campfires area, but newer ones stay close to camp.

MOST killers dont bother them outside of trials, bc honestly that's like working unpaid hours, but to those who like to fuck with them, like ghostface or the Doctor on a boring day, they'll usually be around.

Killers can kill survivors outside of trial, but they're not nearly as strong or fast, like Deathslinger would be slower not only cuz hes old as shit but cuz of his limp. The Legion wouldn't be able to carry survivors over their shoulder like David or even Dwight. The Trapper probably has chronic pain bc of the shit in his back and shoulders too.

Survivors can actually fight back, with whatever they have rlly. Ash and Bill have used their wishes for guns and ammo, which can't go into trials ofc, but they prove useful against snooping killers. They refuse to go out of their way to actually shoot killers, thinking it'll only make them hold a grudge and make trials far worse then they already are. Killers can die, whether it be from survivors or other killers, or smth else yadda yadda but they can come back bc of the Entity and stuff.

It takes a couple hours for the entity to recreate a body, so survivors won't immediately come back to the campfire if they're sacrificed or dead, but they come back healthy and everything. Survivors who escape still retain their injuries and can either be patched up or wait until next trial, where they're automatically patched up. Outside of trials tend to lean towards real life logic, where if you left someone injured for too long, they'd bleed out, or wounds would get infected. If you escape sick by the plague, you could still cure yourself with a good ol wash, but if left alone you'd die.

Survivors who've escaped with the reverse beartrap can't get it off 'till next trial, but it wont activate at all.

There u go that's what I got for now

[mikkock]

Hey hi your murder mystery art is super totally cool and amazing and I'd like to Extra! Extra! hear all about it *rattles bells*

haha wow i cant believe ud ask me THIS! unbelievable! now im gonna have to make a long post!

all info under the cut cause im kind like that ♥

For reasons I felt like making a Fancy Ass murder mystery story, with you know, hella complex secret storylines and everyone having drama and shit, and one person died but the more the story goes the less people care about who did the murder and the more they want tHE JUICY DETAILs. X and Y had an afFAIR you say!!! well that’s thousands time more interesting than that murder that happened, who cares about the culprit its not like any of us are going anywhere anyway! tell me more about the marital issues!

The ultimate Vibes are Clue (the game, ya kno, it had a movie too, and that movie was shot with three different endings -fun fact- so that movie theatres could play one alternatively that way people wouldnt get spoiled or even if they did they would not get the ending they were spoiled or even if all three were spoiled you couldnt know which ending you were getting anyway, big dick move, cause its an old movie and film is expensive, also that movie stupid and campy, ALSO I ONLY LEARNED MAKING THIS AU THAT IN ENGLISH THE GAME’S CALLED “CLUE” wE CALL IT CLUEDO therefore my wip playlist is called cluedo. because. fuck it.)(i just have an emotional attachment to that game i even had a cd rom video game version and it was the spookiest shit for a 6 years old, trust me, i played it so much tho i didnt even understand the rULES i was just making scenarios like gathering the characters in rooms n making conversations outloud cause honestly the banter is the best part of a murder mystery) ANYWAY that sure is a whole paragraph of tangent. 

BUT YE the inspo from the Clue game. you can tell it from the Colours obviously, everyone’s colour codded.(even everyone’s name is colours as well you’ll see it’s real dang fancy! im just remaking that game but with 2932020 characters and more behind the scenes drama and also for gay people.)

So BASIC PLOT!

Sir Belyy, the dude in white, is The Rich Powerful Respected Fancy Boss, and he throws a Fancy Reception Party with his closest friends and associates to celebrate the opening of a new branch of his business. All the lads gather in his wonderful little very isolated mansion in the middle of nowhere, like ok he got a death wish or something or he’s very trusting of his business partners, but not a good move, cause in the middle of the reception, as A Phat Storm Starts (for plot convenience, we going with a campy vibe if you couldnt tell), his body is found, it’s awful, there’s a killer on the loose! All the guests gather, and attempt to maybe contact the authorities, to not avail, since The Storm ya know, phone lines are Broken my dude. Its clear that the culprit is among them, since no one could have entered the house, or left it (cuz once again, ThE sTORm). And then it’s all about interrogating each other, distrust, alliances and betrayal, revealing one’s deepest secrets when they form an alibi and revealing someone else’s deepest secret for they could be a motive! Meanwhile there’s a dead body in the mansion just chillin there. 

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So as I mentioned, I changed everyone’s name to be colour related (or ya know, food or flowers of that colour cause sometimes a colour in a language would not work as a name given the way names work in that culture all that jazz) which is the trippiest thing cause tHATS NOT YALLS USUAL NAMES but its fun (also changed so many ages hgfhs it was a trip)(still no one’s really old i guess i got boomerphobia). The “Cast” is clearly the most important part, and if ur a True “My OCs” Connaisseur (hdfghd the most useful skill to have, knowing *MY* Charactersdshgd) you may have recognised some faces and can already read some vibes and predict who will be progressing the plot and who will be yelling at people throwing accusations ghdfgd.

(god i wish i hadnt slacked off making the portraits of everyone in that AU i only have 3 tho that’s so sad so ill just make little sketches just cause <3 only text??? i got too many hoes with no attention span for that)

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Sir BELYY (the one who dIEs lmao)

(bust shot missing the fact that this man is the tallest beefiest lad around)

Intimidating, powerful, composed, wealthy, carries the name of a family who has generations of control to it’s reputation, he’s The Man that hoes who believe in the economy wishes they were. As in, the “self made” man who only just happened to benefit from having a wealthy background to uplift his plans. In his youth, he wanted to prove his worth, seperated himself from his father, started a business, that business became big, then got attached to the family’s business, bam back to square one but with Reputation now. There seemed to be VERY big tension between him and The Father, some speculate it had to do with his unknown mother, and some family drama there, and it never got resolved as old man Belyy died quite young (the jUICY speculations are that current sir Belyy mURDEREd old man sir Belyy, fucked up if true!). People love him though in general, as he has that reputation of “Cold Lad With a Gold Heart” aka he takes people under his wings, donates, doesnt treat his employees like the absolute worst garbage etc... you know, he’s rich and a half decent person, so obviously he’s an angel on earth. But does it matter though, he’s dead! that’s the concept of the story!  

Mr.GRAY (the grey guest)(who could have guessed from the name)

He’s one of Sir Belyy’s oldest employees, and benefits from a high rank in the company. But, sadly for him, he’s been stagnating lately, as newer, youngest employees seem to have Belyy’s favours, and are his prefered associates for important tasks and positions. Therefore he has Some Bitterness, Some Salt, Some Distaste, some unbriddled but professionally muted hatred for Specific people in the company. He can be an antagonistic figure, but the amount of time he spent in Belyy’s circle grants him an immense quantity of information about the man, but mostly, about his business. Anything about the company’s history, dealings, operations, he’s aware of, either having been told of them, or having snooped around to obtain, immune to being questioned due to his legitimacy in the company.

Mr.LIM (the green guest)

Remember when it was said that Gray had beef with some employees cause they were younger and rose to high ranks faster than him and became Belyy’s favourite over him? Yeah well here comes the one he hates the most for that (ofc he’s belyys fave cuz he’s Mine <3) Our lad caught Belyy’s attention for his Exploits in like, em fancy high school tournaments of smart people, it’s a thing its ridiculous, making kids compete on Smart stuff for the pride of their schools n shit, well homie Lim got clout when doing that, and Belyy was extremely interested cause that kid’s main thing was how “this young lad got mad strategic skills tf are u a war general or smth how fancy”, and that’s a coveted skill for ruthless business. So as soon as the kid is an adult, bam, join the company my dude. And because he’s just that Cool n Sexy ofc he met the expectations Belyy had, and old man Belyy got attached cuz it do be such a young lad, a kid, mentally i am adopting. That’s how you get a youngas employee becoming the right hand man of one the phatest CEO in a few years, and even make your way into being a Good Lad on top of a business partner. And that’s how you get Gray to hate your ass too. Now though, fine lad with mad strategic skills, rising to power that fast, and even infiltrating Belyy’s private life? If I were Gray I’d call suspicion there’s surely some shady stuff going no way we’re just dealing with a nice fella who just happens to work good and be friendly to the boss right?

Herra MUSTA (the black “guest”)

Belyy’s newest butler, assistant, house keeper, he multitasks. His family has been tied to Belyy’s for generations, fullfilling roles of help, but also of confidents. He’s been the head butler since only a short time, after his mother passed, and as such is still “in training” you could say, despite having served the family his whole life. There are rumours going around that the contract tying his family to the Belyys may end on his generation and need to be resigned. He known the manor by heart, and carries all keys to any locked room (and mostly, The Master Key, cause in an old house, some doors may be locked beyond all still existing keys). He also knows secrets of the family that no one else knows, but good luck getting em out of him, he’s under contract not to divulge em bro.

Mr. HASSEL (the brown guest)

Belyy’s childhood friend. They grew up together, pictured their dreams together, sworn to flourish together, worked together when starting the company, and then Hassel felt he should create his own thing instead of depending on his friend’s existing wealth, and while Belyy’s business went wild, his never took off. They still stayed very close, despite the massive difference in wealth. Belyy considers him his closest friend, the one person he can trust (fucked if hassel did the murder lemme tell u). So of course, he’s still always invited to the Prestigious meet ups where’s he’s free to feel uncomfortably out of place amongst all the rich and powerful people that he could have been a part of had he had a tiny bit of luck and a small loan from a wealthy relative...People LOVE saying he’s still hanging out with Belyy so much to leech off his wealth, cause of course they do! His bestie status means he has a whole different brand of information of Belyy than his butler does, the Most Intimate Stuff, the Childhood Stuff. The Juicy stuff ya kno...But Bro Code, its all secrets...

Sir RUZH (the red “guest”)

Deep dive into Belyy’s personnal history, the man has many employees working at his house keeping it working, clean, ya know the vibe. They live on the premice, one has a kid who’s just a Joy to be around, all the employees just vibe with that lad, he’s just a born socialite you know? Belyy gets to meet the kid, and also hella vibes with him. And because human are influenced by their feelings, he gives the kid’s mum a bit of a preferencial treatment, in the tasks she fullfils and all, til he gives her an important-as mission, and then there’s an accident n mama dies, and now Belyy got guilt and there’s this kid who just Vibes. So naturally the move is to take the kid in, and play on how his vibes are just so clean, and raise him to be the Perfect Entertainer for guests, bam, its soft power propaganda, if everyone loves your now son’s vibes, they associate them with you too. And also that’s kind of a clean rep, the selfless man who adopted his employee’s son to not have him fall to the streets, how heartwarming. Not at all traumatising for the kid too I bet! But anyway now the lad is just the most charming young adult, mission accomplished. He’s always present at any reception, ready to work his people-pleasing magic, and then going back to a gigantic empty manor to wait for the next and curate the perfect vibes to meet the expectations of dad. On the plus side, he knows everyone, and those who don’t know him cannot wAIT to, he’s just got that aura ya know. People skills for miles, and the insider knowledge that comes with being the son of the CEO, all this hidden behind the personna of the fresh innocent bashful party lad. 

Dr.FEN (the pink guest)

Do not get mistaken by the title, he’s no doc, he will not diagnose you with anything, he just studied long enough to get the sexy title. Study in what? Haha. Nothing shady. Just toxicology. He’s a world reknown poison expert basically, that’s his main thing. Oh but don’t worry, of course studying substances that may kill people is only for finding out how to cure them from it of course. What brings him in this circle? Simple, Belyy may or may not have started to suffer some weird illness that no doctor has been able to find the source, let alone cure, of. Him and Dr.Fen had met previously on some event, cause some rich man also love flexing how smart they are and attending sciencey shit, and he was contacted as sort of a shot in the dark. The lad does know how to treat some things, maybe he can treat The Mysterious Unwellness, since no traditional doctor was able to. He knows science, he’s trustworthy, bam, you’re hired to work on My Case Exclusively. Thanks to this, Dr.Fen has access to the whole health history of Belyy and his family, to many mANY dangerous substances, and also has The Respect of the hoes at the party. He HAS a doctorate after all. Epitome of knowledge. And he’s a kind to people and he wears pink like dang how can you nOT pour your wHOLE trust in him. 

Sir MOREVITCH (the blue guest)

Youngest son of an affluent family, who used to be close the the Belyys. The two families fell slightly appart after the death of the previous head of the family on the Belyy side, as they do nOT vibe with the current one (well current, til the first night of the story ig). But, unbeknownst to all, one strong link had been kept, between the youngest of the Morevitch, who dislikes his family and wishes to emancipate himself from them while also assuring his depart will not throw him basically in the streets, and our beloved Sir Belyy, who also dislikes the Morevitches but loves to see the rebellious energy of the young one (and ya know, my enemy’s enemy’s my friend or however you say that). So Belyy’s basically offering tips and helping Morevitch plant himself safely out of his family’s grasp, but it’s all taking quite some time isn’t it, slow and steady is fine until your parents try to arrange a wedding to secure more political power, and suddenly it is all quite urgent that you escape that situation because No Thank You Parents I Do Not Want A Wife I’m Too Young And Also Huh <3 Stuff You Won’t Like Hearing For Sure <3. The people who know they’re working together also know that it’s a big point of argument between them, the difference in vision between “you have to go slow and steady to be safe” and “I have very limited time to get to that safety anyway so I gotta risk it” “hell no you cant i can’t follow through if we’re going that quick that’ll put me at risk and you’re family’s gonna send gunmen to take me down”. A mess, it’d be much quicker to just obtain a few million bucks out of nowhere and bolt for sure...

Mr.GANG (the orange guest)

Morevitch’s trusted assistant. He hears the concerns, he helps the secret businesses, he lies to the parents about the whereabouts, and mostly, he’s basically a budget spy. The lad got that talent where people just don’t notice him popping behind them and catching all their dirty laundry as they confess it to someone they trust, and he always manages to break into places, get the intel he was looking for, and escape, putting everything back into place as if no one was ever there (wonder where he got all those skills from damn!). But what he’s even better at is being sneaky not only to benefit his boss, but himself as well <3. If he can catch all the info in the world, go any places, nothing’s stopping him from playing double agent and also going behind Morevitch’s back. After all the assistant life isn’t the most glamourous and rewarding, who can blame him from going and using his talents to build his own little exit route, right? Everybody sort of knows he cannot be trusted, but also no one managed to really incriminate or stop him, and as much as he has tea on many people, no has it on him, but bet once found that would be heeeella juicy.

M.MOUTARDE (the yellow guest)(this one is straight up the name of the yellow player in the french edition of clue too when i say its my main vibe)

Moutarde was an influential celebrity. He had a big break acting in a movie that the whole country stanned so hard they basically turned the script into their national anthem (they would have if it was a true democracy where the people really decide), he was so handsome and elegant, everyone’s dream husband. And then the fame fiddled out because it’s how fame is, one moment you’re the sexiest dish on the table and the next someone brings in dessert and baam, its all about that fresh cake, and no one pays any mind to your delightful aroma anymore, you’ve gone cold, they had a bite, their interest is somewhere else. Belyy really admires his work though, and mostly finds his image fits with the brand of his company, therefore the two are working on a collaboration to make Moutarde a representative. This WOULD boost Moutarde’s reputation, for his ads would be displayed on every imaginable surface of the country, and it would also benefit the company cause being represented by thAT sexy motherfucker? clearly that’s a deal. The freshness of the partnership means Moutarde is a newcomer in the guests, a fresh face, with no reputation, no relationships, no unfair biases against him. He’s just the new handsome charismatic lad with a squeaky clean image. Emphasis on “image”. After all, no one really knows anything of his background, right?

Kun.LAWENDER (the purple guest)

Private investigator, very useful to be around at a party it’s almost like it was expected there’d be a body to investigate, he’s a very close associate of Belyy, as there’s nothing more important to business than investigating the rivals and finding dirt on them to make them fall through infamy. He’s not exactly the PI who goes look for justice to be served, he’s just here for cash bro. He’s got intel on everyone, and will only let it out if offered the right thing in return (money, or sometimes other pieces of very secret intel, trade is good). Wouldn’t advise letting him and Gang team up tbh but they probably wouldnt, as Lawender is really more of a lone wolf player, going on his own for himself. The one thing that negates his usefulness as a PI on an accidental crime of scene is that even if he knew the whole truth of the event he would not spit it out unless he benefitted from saying it. He sure is a polarising lad, but at the same time, an untouchable one, he’s too knowledgeable to be taken down. Rather than sneaky, he’s extremely observant, noticing the tiniest details and engraving them in his memory, ready to be linked up to other details to deduct the big picture. He’s the upfront tea gathered basically (as opposed to Gang’s shadow tea gathering if you will, they are similar forces but using opposite methods)(also one of em got a licence n the other does not hAH).

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Now the secrets, all of em have them. One of em at least got the secret of having KILLED Belyy that’s that. But that’s to be kept for later (for if i ever use this story for more than daydream material gfhjgh) bet you can imagine what some of em may be just out of Knowing what i do, from having seen the characters in other contexts, or just because you’re a genius and reading the character profiles immediatly lit up the bulbs in your head forming the perfect theory, props to you, mad genius.

Honestly my thoughts are just how lit of a game that would be, you get to pick one hoe (maybe sum are locked til u find their secrets for juicy purposes) and you do your invetigation using your character’s perks and disadvantages, and maybe there could even be Multiple scenarios and outcomes, to spice it up, give replay value, i just think it’d be a game id spend hours on. tryin to get the spicy details of everyone’s life. walking around n digging through a rich man’s stuff, witnessing the drAMA of people fighting cause they’re locked in with a murderer and that’s stressful ngl. That or a long ass show @ netflix wanna give me a show maybe? give me hella budget we’re making it animated cause im too cultured for live action. 

whatever i make of it though, i hope i can make this story Flourish, just so that i can lay down all those secret backstories i’ve written. i want the satisfaction of throwing out the craziest secret drama between character n seeing peeps loose their minds, it just is a tasty experience.

also i gotta say, i plug the hell out of Clue for an inspo but when i was building the basics of the story my mind immediatly went “oH MY GOD THE VIBES,, THE BACKSTABBING AND tEAMING UP and all,,, its The Genius, that one tv show where peeps have to do the wildest games that require strategy n they’re in that fancy set that looks like a rich ppl mansion oh god the vibes” so yeah, i rewatched the whole first two seasons cause they’re my faves and that had an impact if only minimal in the aesthetic.

Anyway hope that quick presentation gave you a lil taste of the story, and maybe,,,, got you curious,,, craving to learn more like you never did before (im exaggerating the only real question we all got is just “so who’s fuckin with whom then how many of yall secretly dating” this the real deal)

[masterserris]

epilogue notes for neo mysterio

spoilers under cut i guess lol

also for neo mysterio, ock's master plan is to rat out a ton of crime organizations, literally cure cancer, and a whole bunch of other good advancements to clear their names while bypassing the red tape in the research field, then they all basically kinda retire? that's why beck and the others are all there, they all get a second chance and get their issues fixed. like max gets cured of his powers and such and they get official pardons from the gov for their good deeds and are left alone. humanitarians, deep down, ock was never evil?

also in an au or smth for neo he marries ock and they have francis as a daughter after they retire

and phantasm maybe marries miranda wilson from the 90's spiderman show

was thinking neo was a single dad for a while bc he's ace and wasnt sure of his feelings for otto for a long ass time, not really ready to marry and shit, and otto is super patient with him and validates whatever he chooses. like otto was a donor so francis is like in elementary/middle school when beck finally chooses to marry.

oh yeah neo does become and avenger and friends with parker deadass later in life after being pardoned.

also excerpt of their redemption: “News broadcast helicopters captured Otto beating the shit out of Red Skull, while MODOK was defeated by Hydro Man, Sandman, and Rhino. The Mandarin was KOed by the Winter Guard unexpectedly (seems the Six played nice with them after Beck’s run in), and Kingpin got ousted by Boomerang, Speed Demon, and Vulture, while the Owl was nearly killed by Chameleon. Mr. Negative was apprehended by Spider-Man, but not after being put through the ringer by Electro. Doom announced he would open treaties and negotiations with the UN and Wakanda done in exchange for better trading deals facilitated likely by the Six in countries of interest. Symkaria likewise announced a truce with Latveria as both nations began to demilitarize. The real kicker was what was uploaded online and sent to nations around the world. By Otto Octavius, a retro virus that attacks cancer cells with a 99.98% success rate. As well as cures or brand new treatments for nasty diseases such as Ebola, Rabies, strains of tuberculosis, Alzheimer’s, Malaria, diabetes therapy, MS, epilepsy, cerebral palsy, and a whole laundry list of ailments. Not all were cures, but rather ways of treating or greatly lessening symptoms. He was good, but not exactly a miracle man. All of the chemical formulas and methods of manufacture were out there for the world to see and have, keeping medicine prices low as no one could patent this information and claim it as their own. This list also included designs and samples of brand new medical equipment that could make imaging and surgery that much more precise and safe. New advances in agriculture to help reduce the strain of hunger in the world were also released. It was not perfect, but certainly far better than what they currently had. Many helpful inventions from recyclers to high density solar generators, you name it, Otto released it for the world to have. For free. His life’s work, put out there for the masses. Adrian Toomes had been the test subject for this new cancer killing virus. And it had worked. Alexandria Beck was also listed as a human subject. Indeed, she had been suffering from breast cancer, but now that was a thing of the past. All Ock wanted in return for capturing these villains and providing these new medical breakthroughs? All he wanted was for his crew’s records to be expunged, and if they wished, it live under new identities away from their old lives. Ock would see to it that everyone would walk away happy. A small, small price to pay for saving untold future lives. He asked for no money, no recognition, no nothing. Just to be left alone once it was over. Or perhaps…. Become an Avenger instead? Were villains that much different from heroes with this break out of vigilante justice? It was not legal, going through and blackmailing all these crooks, paying off killers and stealing and smuggling materials. For years on end in secret. But it was worth it, wasn’t it? Needless to say, the UN agreed to his deal, and the world took a sigh of relief as so many were put behind bars or vanished back into the night from whence they came. The Avengers and Fantastic Four were…. thoroughly astounded and confused as to what exactly took place. He was a good guy? Did some dirty deeds, sure, but? All of this to simply help others? They were cautious, but with no sign of the Six ever returning, they let it go as truth. For now.”

flint basically goes back to his family finally with a clear name and money/resources to treat his daughter.

adrian is retired as a grandpa and cured of his cancer and such. he had retired before and was out of the game due to his illness but he secretly was helping ock for a while.

max is cured and settles down

chameleon gets his records purged and kinda disappears but is always friends/talking to beck.

rhino gets outta his suit and goes to retire with his wife.

and yeah. even hydro man and other villains who helped get benefits but idk if they all retire. they mostly calm down at least.

[scullyeffect]

i was & still am a lot like you when it comes to hangups about dating and i've realized that i am a lesbian. i still read your posts and we used to talk when i had a tumblr because we both have seizures. i had tried going out with a guy and was hoping to get sex "over with" but then couldn't go through with it. my porn tastes are weird and the only guy i can think about in that way is Fox Mulder/DD. i still haven't done anything with anyone else besides a couple of kisses but i do want a gf.

anyway i was just curious if you have pondered whether or not you might be gay?

yay twitch squad! i don’t really want to get sex “over with” but like...every time i go on a date and it like goes well??? the second he starts to message me afterward i fucking ghost. like i talked to this one guy for two weeks before we went out (usually i’d match with someone on tinder and go out with them a few days later or smth), and when we went out he was SUPER nice and a WRITER and we talked at length about writing (which i never get to do irl so it was WONDERFUL) and we saw a movie and he was so nice!!! but i literally was too spooked out by the idea of going on a second date that i just ghosted the poor guy. he was wonderful. i’m an asshole. i’d like to have sex and i’m not necessarily ‘waiting for the right person’ but like, first step is i have to probably keep going out with someone, and i always ghost.

ok short answer to your question: yes i have pondered whether or not i might be gay

conclusion: i have no idea

i know ppl are like ~u just know ur sexuality inside urself~ but i need like...i need someone, girl or guy, to just kiss me or something so i can maybe get a feel for ONE side of the spectrum. i’m not satisfied by ~feeling~ a certain orientation. i want proof and i know that isn’t a popular or very attainable thing but sorry i want it. 

my parents definitely think i’m gay and have asked me repeatedly because even as a kid i would get obsessed with authors or actresses and devour everything i could get my hands on. also because the second my sister turned 18 (literally her birthday) she slept with a guy she’d been lusting over who was 27 and married and wouldn’t have sex with her until she was 18 (FUCKED UP AND I VOICED MY DISAPPROVAL BUT DO PPL LISTEN NO), and my sister has had continual boyfriends ever since. but i went to a very small mostly-girls high school in a very small town. nobody dated. i didn’t even consider it, and then i didn’t go to college so i didn’t get the big eye opening “real world” experience / environment where there would be more dateable material. instead i moved abroad and isolated myself, then moved back home and isolated myself. 

i think a big part of a “fear” i have toward putting myself out there or dating guys is all this man hating everywhere. like yes. men are pigs. but what if i want to date one. what if i want a guy to ask me out. it puts thoughts in my head like “im a bad feminist because i think (blank) is cute and i want him to think i’m cute and i want us to go on a date and i want him to kiss me” which is so FUCKED. i shouldn’t feel bad for wanting to love someone/them to love me and it jUST HAPPEn to be a guy!!! 

also i didn’t have a dad growing up and when my mom remarried when i was 14 i hated it and so i sometimes associate men with unwelcome change etc. i did have crushes, though, which encourages the idea that i could be heterosexual. i worked in a kitchen when i was 16 and was the only girl among 6 men, and the chef loved it because he said they were so much better behaved with a girl (even a teenager) in the kitchen. they were all super nice and very encouraging and never inappropriate and there was this south african guy named Liam who was probably 25 and i ADORED him and he called me ‘chick’. god. miss that dude.

for a time i thought i was bi, but i couldn’t decide if i just liked women as in “they’re easier for me to talk to, most of my friends are girls, i feel safer with girls, girls are pretty” or if i was attracted to them sexually. i feel like there are often girls in my life who i think “god i just am so attracted to her” as in “i want to BE her! i wish i was that cool! that mysterious! that well read! that pretty! had that life!” but i’ve never really thought “god i’m in love with her” this is all very complicated i’m sorry

yeah fox mulder is my self love mind candy. but i’d also like to be swept off my feet by matthew goode and live in domestic bliss with john krasinski. every man looks the same to me, but i do know that i like a little shadow of facial hair maybe. 

also i watch too many serial killer documentaries. a man is like “can i help you carry your suitcase?” in the metro and my primary thought is “EXIT STRATEGY” before i realize i’m lugging 50kg of luggage and yes, i would like some help monsieur

honestly anon, let’s make out and see what happens because i am 100% open to trying things out and i have a healthy mix of hetero dreams and the occasional gay dream and this is equally confusing to me.

i also hate that i’m even on dating apps. it makes me so sad. but mostly because i ghost on people. i also find the idea of someone finding ME attractive very bizarre and unfathomable. i’m funny and witty, i know this, but physically i just don’t see what could possibly be the draw for either sex. i ponder this a lot. i genuinely want to know if i’m physically attractive or if my personality is the attraction and the appearance just comes with the package. because dating apps are so based on appearance. 

[pomegranate-belle]

11 Questions

Tagged by: @zeesqueere, thank you, and sorry this took me so long!

Tagging: @rawkhawkjock, @chessanator, @teashadephoenix, @returnsandreturns, if you guys want — and anybody else who wants to answer these!

1. How long have you been writing?

Uhhh since I was literate probably lmao — I was a very angry, repressed lil bby that got picked on a lot and my Kindergarten teacher nudged me towards expressing myself via the written word rather than with what little violence I could accomplish as a tiny six year old. And that, as they say, is history.

2. What are the major themes of your current wip(s)?

Courting the Sun-Dancer(?) (aka the one abt Alma and Navata): Regaining identity, cultural exchange, choice over fate, courage, loyalty, and the responsibilities of ruling

The still untitled story about Algernon and Tyderias: Homecoming, revenge, what it means to be alive, accepting your talents, learning to love others as they are, sacrifice, and true love

3. What do you want people to take away from your story once they’ve read it?

I don’t know, hope, I guess? It’s not the reason I’m writing them or even the point behind the plots but I wish I’d had stories like this (read: Not Straight Ones) growing up. Mostly I just want people to enjoy reading the things I write.

4. Would you be excited if people write fanfiction about your wip(s)?

I’d be honestly startled given the lack of information to work from right now lol, but I’m super jazzed any time something I write spurs other people to create. :)

5. What’s your go-to writing beverage?

I don’t think I have one but I will say I really had a productive night that one time I went out and drank like three vodka lemonades while working on a character, lmao

6. Who is your favorite oc? Tell me about them!

Ooh, playing favorites is mean... But yeah ok it’s definitely Mauve Sebella (incidentally, she’s also the character from the previous answer—)

She’s gone through about three different iterations as I tried to find a story for her. At first, she was a main character and much more whimsical — a burglar looked after by the remnants of her mother’s iron-smuggling operation. So she was kind of this happy-go-lucky gentleman thief type character with One Million Dads. The plot of that story fizzled out pretty quickly, and I set her aside for a while, but eventually I found use for a character with her specific powers so I dusted her off and gave her an unhappier backstory and an attitude adjustment.

As she stands now, there was no one decent to look after her and keep her safe after her mom died, so she was in a bad situation where everyone was either trying to murder her or use her powers for their own gain. She ended up as a child soldier due to her “magic-eating” eye and became the most infamous assassin on the continent. It’s the perfect conceit for the world she’s in because it means she travels a lot and I can use her as a side character in almost any story set in that world.

7. Do you feel that mistakes are important learning tools in the writing journey?

I guess? I don’t really think about things like that, lol

8. Rank your ocs by their capability in a footchase (either running after or from smth, your choice)

Navata is dead last for the obvious reason that she spends 90% of her time on land in a wheelchair. Then Charles DeWitte, then his younger sister Lucille, then Algernon Parson, then Alma, then Tyderias, then Mauve. Prince Balthazar is the fastest because he’s A Literal Werewolf and his running stamina is totally wild.

9. Does your wip have romance? tell me about it!! if not tell me about a friendship/important relationship in your wip!!

So many romances. So many.

Algernon/Tyderias: my Fake Married boys!! They’re a little suspicious of each other at first, but get over it pretty quickly. Algernon is a natural caretaker and he has an instinct to protect Ty pretty much from the beginning. Ty, who’s a bit jaded from, you know, being an exiled prince and unable to stop his father’s killers from taking over his kingdom, is intrigued by Algernon since he’s just a genuinely good person. Both of them are hiding parts of themselves at the beginning and it causes trouble when the truth comes out, but they pull together when it counts. They take interest in each other’s hobbies and it leads to some self-discovery along the way. Both of them try very hard not to fall love while they have to pretend to be married but uh, it does not work at all.

Alma/Navata: These two are definitely an “opposites attract” couple! Navata is a queen who cares more about being approachable than being unquestionable. She has chronic pain that limits her ability to do things, but she’s fun-loving and doesn’t let her limitations discourage her. She’s a terrible artist and not really what anyone would call graceful even if she’s beautiful. By contrast, Alma is closed off with a solemn, cold image that discourages people from disrespecting her. She looks tougher than Navata, with lots of scars, but she’s much more elegant. They’ve each given things up for the sake of their position, but together they are able to recapture parts of themselves that have fallen by the wayside. They learn about one another’s cultures as Alma competes in suitor trials to win Navata’s hand.

Balthazar/Charles: These two are the original romance plot from the world Alma, Navata, and Mauve are from. Their story is on the back-burner right now but I still love them. Bal is rough around the edges but kind and earnest. Charles is kind of a flirt and he’s good at being charming; he’s knowledgeable, but he can also be a little naive, especially when it comes to his own family. Charles and Bal are childhood best friends who have been nursing crushes on each other for years and years. They share pretty much everything with each other — for example, even though Charles is very close with his sisters, it’s Bal he goes to first when something’s troubling him. And Bal is very protective of Charles, because he knows Charles’ dad treats him badly. However, Bal is unwillingly betrothed to Charles’ younger sister, Lucille. He plans to fight it and express his feelings to Charles, but his plan gets derailed when, during Bal’s coronation ball, Charles is hit with a curse that freezes him in ice. Bal spends the next five years doing everything he can to break the curse while the ice slowly overtakes his castle.

10. Do you believe in the advice kill your darlings?

Umm probably not?

I think needlessly making your characters suffer is just an exercise in sadism, lol, but I do think you’ll get a bad story if you helicopter parent as well and don’t let your characters make mistakes and suffer consequences.

As for “killing your darlings” in terms of getting rid of scenes or plot lines that you love... I think it’s stupid. If you remove the parts of your story that make you happy just so it will be nebulously “better”, aren’t you destroying what makes it yours instead of just some stupid formulaic “best seller”? I don’t know, that’s just how I feel about it.

11. Do you prefer plotting or worldbuilding? Why?

Plotting, definitely. Worldbuilding can be fun when it comes easy but other times you’re staring at a blank page trying to come up with fantasy names or mindlessly researching which fruits grow in what climate and you just want to stab yourself with a pencil. Don’t even get me started on dealing with how to represent different languages without having to actually Tolkien it and spend fifty years fucking inventing them. I’m not a linguist, dammit, I’m an author.

[atombombbagel]

OU my god okay can you do each of the companions with sole sniping raiders or smth and the companion starts to just feel really hot and bothered (rlly hard/wet) and sole asks them if they’re ok bc they’re literally sweating and theyre like um yea?? (what’s going on w me??) and then the companion literally just comes in their pants and groAN (subconsciously bc of sole??) LMFAO SORRY THID IS SO WACK

I legit laughed for ages after reading this request XD

Cait:Sole cocked the something on their sniper rifle, ejecting the case and firinganother raider, blasting their head from their shoulders.

“Oh my god,” Caitmumbled from behind Sole’s shoulder, groaning in the process. She startledherself for a moment and Sole too as they turned around with a raised eyebrow,smirking slightly as their eyes studied Cait’s.

“Are you alright Cait?”They asked, trying not to laugh and Cait nodded with a flustered look on herface. Sole turned back around, scoping in and shooting another clueless raiderin the chest.

“On second thoughts. Ithink we should get outta here, you caused this, you can damn well fix it,” Shepulled Sole by the collar of their vault suit, yanking them into nearby coverto ‘fix her problem’.

Curie:Curie found herself being turned on by the strangest of things and watchingSole take out a hostile Deathclaw from a distance was no exception. Curiehummed in excitement as that horney feeling overwhelmed her to the point shewas a breathing mess. Only she didn’t quite know what was happening to her orwhy.

“Curie? You’re looking alittle red,” Sole said with a concerned tone of voice, Curie shook her head,trying to figure out what was wrong with herself.

“I’m fine, Madame/monsieur,” she insisted, trying to fan her burning cheeks with her hands. Shewas ok? Wasn’t she? Suddenly, she was shaking lighting, coming down from, whatfelt like pure bliss. Curie closed her eyes for a moment, wondering what thehell just happened to her.

Danse:He’d never found himself in such a compromising position before and he wasn’t equippedin power armour either, which made things ten times worse. He crouched next toSole who was behind cover, reloading after they’d hit a dozen beautiful shotson some Gen Two Synths. He groaned loudly making Sole stop dead in theirtracks, their eyes wide. Danse tried to distract them by coughing but Sole wasn’teasily swayed.

“What was that?” Soleasked, a grin stretching across their face. Danse’s face was all shades of redas he looked at Sole, standing up and then only wishing he hadn’t, “Oh,” Sole’seyes flicked from Danse’s crotch to his face, “Well this isn’t awkward,” Solejoked trying to hold back from bursting out with laughter. Danse didn’t knowwhat to say, instead he just excused himself, needing to ‘cool off’ and get achange of clothes.

Deacon:Deacon furrowed his eyebrows trying to focus on pointing out targets for Sole,he drew his lip between his teeth as Sole ripped another Synth to shreds withtheir excellent sniper skills. He shook his head, trying to clear it, he wasfeeling very strange and he couldn’t point out why.

Sole hit another shot,hitting a synth clean through the chest. Deacon let out a moan, covering hismouth immediately after he did. His eyes where hidden behind his shades,luckily for him. Sole tried to keep a straight face as they asked Deacon if hewas alright to which he relied with a nod, afraid that if he spoke he’d letsomething slip, maybe another moan and he couldn’t let that happen.

Deacon took off hisjacket, tying it around his waist in an attempt to cover his ‘situation’ but hewasn’t fooling anyone. Sole would never let him live this down, mentioning itwhenever and wherever they could, just to see him blush like crazy. It worked everytime.

Hancock:Let’s be honest, this has probably happened more than once, because you can’tkeep the horny Mayor down. Sole sniggered as they noticed Hancock’s situation,pretending they hadn’t.

“You alright there?”Sole said turning their attention back to the super mutants they were snipingout. Hancock raised a hairless eyebrow, taking another drag of his cigarette,slowly nodding at Sole in confusion. It was only when Sole hit a great shot onone mutant, making it stumble to its death that Hancock unintentionallygrowled. He looked down at himself in embarrassment.

“Oh, come on,” he saidto himself, unaware he’d been turned on, probably because he was as high as akite, “Soleeee….” He whined, absolutely blaming them and their perfect physicand skill for what was happening to him.

“Need some help withthat?” Sole mocked, clearly amused by the circumstances Hancock found himselfin. Sole put down their sniper and moved closer to where Hancock stood. Hegroaned as Sole moved closer to his ear, their breath tickling him, “I’d behappy to help you.”

MacCready:He hadn’t realised how much he liked watching Sole hit headshots on gunners. Infact, he loved watching Sole use his favourite type of weapon, the sniper, onhis least favourited people, the gunners. He watched, arms folded over hischest as Sole took out the enemy. Was it getting stuffy in here or was it justMacCready? He adjusted the collar of his jacket, trying to air himself out.Sole gave him a concerned look, but he assured them he was alright, at least hethought he was.

Suddenly, he groanedloudly as Sole hit another Headshot, hitting the bastard between the eyes. Soleturned, noticing the small wet patch on MacCready’s dark trousers. Sole coveredtheir mouth with their hand as they tried not to laugh. When MacCready noticedhe blushed a deep crimson, nearly cursing in the process. Both of them neverbrought it up again.

Piper:Usually something like this wouldn’t excite Piper in any way, she didn’t enjoykilling people but watching Sole shoot institute synths and coursers didsomething to her.

She handed Sole five .50calibre rounds, watching as Sole reloaded and emptied the bullets into theCoursers chest. Piper realised at that moment she was sweating and then camethe aching feeling in her core. She moaned, she hadn’t realised the effect Solehad on her.

Piper hid her face underher hat, avoiding Sole’s eyes completely, she’d never been more embarrassed inall her life. She felt the sudden urge to jump Sole then and there but insteadshe avoided them for the next couple of days.

Preston:Sole was busy sniping out Boomer, who had a fat man so Sole wasn’t taking anychances being seen by him. Preston stood back, looking intensely as Sole hitthe shot, killing the raider boss instantly. Preston secretly loved watchingSole fight in the name of the Minutemen, maybe a little too much.

Sole claimed thesettlement, finishing off the rest of the raiders, turning around in surprisewhen they heard Preston let out a strangled whine.

“You okay?” Sole askedas Preston tried to hide the fact he’d got ‘hard’, only he didn’t just get aboner he’d followed through with it and jizzed in his pants.

“I had something caughtin my throat,” he said pretending to cough and hit his chest, but who was hefooling? Sole shook their head with a smirk on their face, whatever you sayPreston…

X6-88:Being a cold-blooded killer, as he was intended to be by his creators, it’s nottoo surprising that he’d get turned on by watching Sole slaughter a group ofraiders from afar. The only thing is, it was unlike anything he’d everexperienced.

He scrunched up hisnose, something Sole would find is a trait of his, as he felt a twinge in hispants, good thing his coat hid his growing bulge, but he couldn’t hide theexpression on his face. He awkwardly grunted as Sole took down another raider.Sole looked at him.

“Something wrong?” theyasked and X6 didn’t quite know how to respond, he’d never been in thissituation before. Instead, he relayed away, he’d have to come up with an excuselater but right now he had to sort himself out.

[the-mf-bread-babies]

loneliness </\///\|/3

a fic by rocco wulfram north, m.d.

(found that name on hardcore baby names)

–chmapter jop–

before the tríp

It was a normal day for the Skullsmashers: go to somewhere, kill people, be gay, sleep, get brunch. Right now was the first part of their daily routine, and they were getting ready for it.

“holy fuck nova could you hurry the shit up i have to brush my fucking teeth you bitch” Ace hissed, knocking repeatedly on the bathroom door. “Fuck You. I'm Going To Go To Hell Itself” Nova gargled back, mouth full of mouthwash. More banging was heard; the door had seen better days.

Several feet away was Jake, all dressed up and ready to go, waiting for the others to get ready. He sat on the couch gayly in the living room down the hall, scrolling through Apocalypse Twitter. ‘every day i throw down an unpeeled boiled egg from the rooftop to simulate fear and unreadiness’ he read, a tweet from Orc's account. What the fuck. Classic Orc.

“ah fuck !! am i late !!” Jake turned around to see Damon panicking and counting the daggers in his pockets. “no no not at all. i just get ready really quickly to throw everyone into a state of disarray” Jake replied in an honest, monotone voice. “come sit down”

Damon sat down nervously next to his captain, knowing he'll ask him for Bambi on the PS2 now. “look. look at them those dumbshits” Jake uttered, pointing to Ace and Nova arguing. “those little bastards are completely unaware that ive put a fake cockroach puppet in the mirror. watch now” he added, pulling out a cheap remote control and pressing a button.

*sound of glass breaking* Jake sighed. “okay maybe that wasn't really the best idea” Nova screamed, running out of the bathroom and confusing Ace. “Fucking Roach!!!!!!!!!!!!!” she yelled, already too far away from them to be heard clearly. “huh. well okay then!” Ace grinned, going into the bathroom.

“i'll guard. you do your thing okay? :-)” Damon said to Jake, smiling mischievously. Jake's heart skipped a beat as he was suddenly flustered by the killer's action. «oh god, shit's just gonna get more complicated from here» he thought, staring into nothingness.

Damon braced himself against the bathroom door, eager to hear Ace's chaotic screaming. “ready ??” Damon asked, sending Jake back to the real world. “hhuh??????? oh yea right” he mumbled before beginning to control the cockroach with the remote. “this shit cost me like 200 bucks so it better be worth it”

HOLY MOTHER OF

F U C K

JAKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

WHAT THE S H IT DUDE

ace will remember this.

Jake cackled loudly, rolling on the floor and hitting the table with his fist. “LMAOOOOK FUCK YOUUU” he yelled, angering Ace even more. “I WILL GODDAMN SKIN UOUR FUCKIGN ISTINEDSTINES OLD MAN I SWEAR TKC FUCKF” they yelled back, pushing the door repeatedly. “IM GOIND TO FUCKIGN DIR HERE YOU BITCH”

“ah . ace ? could you move a little please ? i'm trying to get in ?” Damon said annoyingly kindly, making Ace jab a fake knife through the space between the door and the doorway. “THIS IS THE BEST FUCKIGN KNIFE I HAVE ON ME RIGT NOW BUT PLEADR JSUT FUCK O F F”

“hm ... i'll have to check in with the blacksmith today to know what this one's worth... possibly rusted here, though.... could also just be dirt tho.....” Damon mumbled, examining the knife. “FUCKING HEL P” Ace yelled in distress, his breath seeping through the door. “ace. brush your fucking teeth that's disgusting.”

“IM FUCKIF D TRYINF THERES JUST A FUCKGIFN ROSCH HEREERF” Ace explained fearfully, trying their best to get some pity from the other. “a what ?? don't think we have those here” “A FUCKIFN COKROSKC” “corrosion ???? how bad” “FUCK YOU A GODDMAND COKCROACH” “girls?? what?? are they milfs??” “HOW THEE DFUCKDB DID YEOU HEAR FTHAY WHATS DUCUNESKRHI”

Jake's hand slapped against Damon's shoulder as a way of saying thanks. “good work out there soldier. us skullsmashers really need someone like you damon” He said confidently, disguising his flirting as a compliment. “cool !! you too man !!” The shorter man replied, completely unaware of the flirting and continuing to yearn for the mutual love between him and Jake. fuckin idiots lmao

“alrighty fuckers, let's move!”

Rachel's voice sent Ace and Nova into a panic, making them scram to look for their weapons and equipment. “Got everything ya need? W'ain't makin' any stops; tryin'a save fuel.” Shaw asked, leaning against the wall at the entrance menacingly. “When the fuck did you even come here.” Dennis asked in surprise, carrying suitcases. “Hmph. Man never tells his secrets, young man.” She replied, tilting her cowboy hat. “What…”

Aaron was sitting peacefully in the trunk of a pickup truck they had, only to be met by a large backpack to the face. “ah!!!!!!!! very sorry!!!!!!! we'll be going in separate vehicles, and trunk space is very much needed!!!!!!!!” Whitney said, apologizing. “Ah. Well. O-okay then.” Aaron stuttered out, holding back tears from the painful impact the backpack had. Pretty sure he'll get a bruise from that.

Henderson and Rachel were waiting in the front seats of yet another pickup truck. To pass the time, they took very cringey pictures of each other pretending to be on Cowboy TikTok™. “Do one where you're pregnant with the truck's baby!” Henderson suggested, making Rachel flip the bird at her but begrudgingly agreeing with her stupid idea. “i literally would skin you alive.” She spat out, putting a pumpkin inside her shirt. “That's… literally so sexy, babe.” Henderson replied back, taking more pictures.

Meanwhile, Andre was busy explaining to Cyprus, who was in a small glass jar, that forcibly entering Damon's bloodstream and mutilating his entire body was not very nice, with Orc and Sarah judging. “YES BUT UNLIMITED POWER COULD BE RIGHT IN OUR HANDS ANDRE” “That'd very mean of you to do, and could actually probably kill you too in the process.” he explained to deaf ears. Well, technically no ears. Yet. “CYPRUS I KNOW IT SOUNDS STUPID BUT YOU COULD LITERALLY DO THE SAME BUT LIKE IN AN ELEPHANTS BODY DUDE” Orc suggested, only to be ignored. “cmon cyprus just pleaaaaase dont kill ppl ok”

Jake looked outside, then back at Damon. “well guess its time to move!” “yea ... but at what cost.” Damon replied confusingly, making a sad face. “did you know today is…” he started, then regretted saying anything. “nvm…” He turned away from the punk, sniffling and walking to Dennis and Aaron.

“damon” “??” Jake asked quietly, craning his neck a little before making the decision to leave the new recruit alone. Instead, he joined Henderson and Rachel in their odd activities.

“hey guys. i fucking miss sans.” Damon confessed, taking a seat next to Dennis. “My nose is bleeding.” Aaron pointed out. “ok. today's sunday. and you Know what That Means… Meant,” The boy continued, facing the ground. “Kanye West he…” Dennis began (begun???? idk). “… liked.” Aaron continued, also affected emotionally by the departure of not only Sans, but Komaeda too.

Jake stared longingly at the family, wishing he was a part of it too. He truly felt Ariel Little Mermaid's desire to become human. Seven Vagánias… that was a risk he was willing to take for him. He would shave his eyebrows off for that man, and he just might do it right now.

“Jake? Don't do that. Please don't fucking do that.” Henderson suddenly interrupted, surprising Jake. “do what” Henderson squinted her eyes, giving Jake a suspicious look. “That's the face you make when you want to do silly things…” She pointed out.

“You had that when you almost electrocuted yourself at that stable, you had that when you threw the dart at Scoran, you had that when you glued Marcus and Reese–” “OKAY OKAY I GET IT IM A DUMMY SILLY LITTLE BITCH BOY OK”

Rachel put the pumpkin back on the ground and went to the two friends, curious to know what the quarrel was about. “what's poppin gayboy!” She loudly asked, slapping Jake's forearm strongly. “i am in peril and shaking and crying” “daddy issues” “yget?” He explained, gesturing towards the Russells.

“ah. please clarify what kind.” Rachel said, knowing Jake has a very questionable taste for fictional middle-aged men, such as Sigma Overwatch and the guy from the cowboy game. “the fuckin. family one rachel” “look at em just vibing and simply being gay”

Rachel and Henderson gave eachother a look that questioned whether Damon and Jake were going to be a thing or not, since Jake's technically still with Andre. “Considering the fact that they adopted Damon, they could probably also adopt you if you wanted to.” Henderson suggested, knowing Jake wouldn't like this and would stupidly unknowingly accidentally confess his love for Damon to them both right then and there.

“what?????” “ew no thatd be fuckin incest or some shit what the fuck” Jake said, being grossed out. “what would be the incestuous part, jacon. we did not say or hint at anything related to incest.” Rachel asked, making Jake's hair stand up in panic. “fuCKIN NOTHING DUH” “BUT LIKE YKNOW I GET CRUSHES REALLY EASILY YEA??????” Jake explained weirdly.

“So there's a new one right now, huh…” Henderson asked… feeling like she was in Ace Attorney. “no!!!! no wait” “well yea– no.. but i–” “fuck You but yes” Jake grumbled. “ah no, we won't tell, obviously. it was just getting way too obvious, so we just wanted to hear it from both sides.” “WH” Rachel said mysteriously, getting into the driver's seat of the pickup truck. “okay guys let's go!!” She yelled out, starting the engine. “THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??????” “BOTH SIDES???”

chapter dos

two four trucks

The journey to god knows fuckin where idk didn't plan i guess a fuckin cabin or smth idk was long and torturous, especially when Rachel said that cryptic-ass thing before going. What the fuck was that supposed to mean, bro.

sudden interlude for seating arrangements !!

truck 1: Henderson, rachel, whitney, CYPRUS

truck 2: jake, damon, marge, Andre, Aaron

truck 3: ace, Nova, Dennis

truck 4: sarah, ORC, Shaw, viper

truck two.

Jake awkwardly patted Marge's head in the backseat of the truck, avoiding eye contact with Damon and Andre. Of course he had to go on a three-day trip in the same car with his ex, his crush, AND his crush's father. God, he was pretty sure this was the lab rats' doing.

“cows.” Damon pointed outside, earning Andre's attention. “Holy– what are those?” He asked, taking his sunglasses off to admire the beautiful little cows. “Cows… we drink their milk and wear their skin as jackets…” Aaron explained, his eyes drifting from the road momentarily. “They can have best friends and stuff. Really nice guys. Also, they're expensive as hell.”

“Y–You do what. Their skin??” Andre asked, his voice a pitch higher than usual. “yeah and we rate them based on which layer it is. also, like their meat, expensive as hell. but still very cool.” Damon said, confusing Andre even more. “they also give us cheese and ice cream and whipped cream and stuff. underrated little babies. they deserve better.” “they also have nose rings which are punk as hell–”

“Wait, why the nose– cheese?! Cheese?! AND ice cream??!” Andre asked again, his mind attempting to comprehend the greatness that cows are. “Oh man, you are not ready to hear about pigs.” Aaron said jokingly. “What the fuck are pigs???” “Sausages, ham slices, bacon, lard, leather too, rotisserie–” “aaron please i'm gonna throw up.” “Oh, right. Sorry,”

Jake sat quietly in his seat, just now realising how much of his world Andre's missing. Sure, his world was much cooler, but do they have sheep? Palm trees? Penguins? Thought not, bitch. “andre do you know what a kangaroo is” He asked, breaking his silence like that one YouTuber.

“A what?” “kangaroo. some of them are buff as shit and they move by hopping. they cant hop backwards and they also keep their babies in little pouches attached to them and their bones and guts are exposed on the inside of said pouch. baby kangaroos are about the size of a jellybean, and the adults can box you”

“They what” “yea they're weird as fuck.” “its from australia so” “That sounds fake.” “oh man. wombats bro. quokkas. fuckin drop bears and flying foxes. PLATYPUSES!!!” “wombats poop in cubes and quokkas are always smiling” “Koala bears hold onto tree branches and eat their mom's shit, which is the leaves of said tree branches.” “Please stop what the fuck” “ohoho fucking GEESE” “GET IM JAKE MY NEIGHBOR HAD FUCKIN THREE OF THOSE BITCHES”

truck three.

The three sat silently, with the exception of Dennis, who was swearing at random times. “You call that a fuckin’ turn, old man?! HUH?!!” Ace's shoulders jumped, the sudden exclamations preventing them from sleeping through the trip. “This Is Probably The Last Time We'll See Each Other Alive.” Nova stated calmly. “i slept for like two minutes last night… didn't even get to wear conditioner today. unrelated but just sharing my struggles with you.” Ace said, shifting into a more comfortable sleeping position.

Dennis overheard the two talking, and opted to stay quiet for the rest of the trip, before stumbling across a strange sight. “FROG!!!” he yelled, waking up the duo. “he said fuck! he said the f” Ace yelled out while rubbing their eyes. “Are We Aliven't” Nova asked, stretching. “Sadly, no, but the good news is, I found a frog!” Dennis excitedly said, opening the car door.

“WHAT” “THAT SHITS GONNA POISON US WHAT THE FUCK” Nova yelled out, unfortunately not loud enough for Dennis to hear it. The man kept walking towards the creature that was technically an alien to them, and picked it up with watery hands. “DENNIS YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING KILL US ALL!!!!!!! DENNIS!!!!!!”

“So, you kids know how to handle a frog?” Dennis asked in a wholesome tone, alerting the two even more. “KILL IT KILL IT FUCKING KILL IT” “Oh, are you guys allergic to this little guy? Sorry, I'll put it in the dashboard instead.” “GET ITBOUT WHAT THE FUCK DENNID JESUS” “… Huh?” “POSIOJ DART FOGR” Nova shouted, hiding behind the passenger seat and being pushed by Ace, who was also going to hide there. “BITCH”

Dennis and the frog stared at them in confusion, hearing their horrified screams. “This is… a wood frog… not a poison dart… that one would probably die in this climate…” he explained plainly, his hands gently cupping the newfound friend. “oh. ok” Ace muttered quietly, while Nova maintained an awkward silence. “You can… pat them very softly if you want.” Dennis suggested. “Or spray the shit outta them. That could work too.”

Nova nervously held out her hand to pat the frog, then smiled in succeeding to do so. “Death Quivers Before Me” She said, proceeding to pat it even more. “can i do the spray thing.” Ace asked, their voice quiet as a whisper. “Yeah, sure. Go right ahead.”

*the frog was going to die so technically they didnt like fuck up the ecosystem or smth. do not attempt this irl.

truck four.

“What jolly tunes d'ya have on this here truck. Fellas.” Shaw asked, observing the radio. “uh, really, i don't think it'll be necessary!!!!!” Viper nervously said, only to be ignored. “NONSENSE! ONE'S TASTE IN SHANTIES PROVES TO BE A WINDOW INTO THEIR LIVES.” Orc said wisely, patting them on the shoulder. “i guess that's good advice, but really–”

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX. TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX. MY MUSCLES. MY MUSCLES. INVOLUNTARILY FLEX.

“I SEE. A MATING SONG FOR YOUR SPECIES?” “my truck f### playlist,.,.,.” Viper tried to mute the speaker to no avail as most of the buttons on the control panel were very much broken. “I'm. Very sorry for this, pardner. But this doesn't sound so bad. I could put this in a jukebox…” Shaw consoled, only making them panic more. “im so f#ckig sorry” They said, before smashing the radio with a briefcase.

They all paused for a moment, unsure of what to do. “i have spotify…” Sarah croaked, holding up her phone. “they have lemon demon too, if you want…” She muttered, scrolling through the song choices. “does anyone want to listen to wet a–” “no.” “okay.”

The truck grew even quieter for a while, until Shaw gave a suggestion to pass the time. “Wanna play 20 questions?” “I'll start: how many folks have y'all killed?” Viper gave the assassin a horrified look, confusing her. “I think mine's around 150. No… 145…” She confessed, rubbing her chin. “Wait, or was it 160?”

“like six. do you like girls, and, follow up question, do you also coincidentally like short girls with long hair.” Sarah said without hesitation, stopping Orc from answering the first question. “Yes! I literally have a wife!” Shaw shouted happily, rolling up her sleeves to show Sarah her tattoos. “This one is her setting herself on fire and me getting inspired–” “ah, yes–” “That one was a total cover-up! Previously, it was the names of my exes, all thirteen of them, but now, it's my cat!”

After some time of receiving a bit too much RexShaw lore, Sarah finally got the answer she so desperately needed from Viper. This was the verdict that determines whether she could make a move or not. This answer could change– “i am gay and do not get attracted to women. thank you.” Ah. Back to more hunting. “I am a lesbian! High-five!” Shaw exclaimed.

And finally, the first truck.

truck one.

Loud country music blared in the truck as they drove by the snowy mountains of uhh. Winsnow. Like winter and snow. They had all chosen separate routes in order to cover more land and see if there were any new developments in the area.

“BRANDY!!! FETCH ANOTHER ROUNF!!!!!!” Rachel screeched as she drummed on the dashboard. “AND SHE FJSJS” Henderson kept driving, searching every inch of land for a rest stop to stretch her legs and also listen to something else.

“hendy.” Rachel said, getting her girlfriend's attention. “do you wanna buy that slime that cleans cars and stuff?” Henderson stared into the distance, pondering. “Hm. There's always the possibility of the slime disappearing under mysterious circumstances and turning up in the trash can the next day covered in saliva, so.” Whitney looked away, feeling attacked.

“yeah, that's a problem.” Rachel muttered, her hand instinctually moving to Henderson's. “Please don't crash the car.” She begged, looking sadly at her. “is there a domino's nearby. i heard they have that new peanut butter chocolate lava cake.” Rachel asked, cupping Henderson's face gently.

“Rachel. There's fucking mountains.” Henderson pointed out, gesturing towards their surroundings. “That shit will freeze.” Rachel put her head down in disappointment. “yeah. damn.” “MORE FLESH!!! MORE FLESH!!! MORE FUCKING FLESH!!!”

Oh yeah, Cyprus was here the whole time. “why does the metal say fuck?????” And Whitney too! “MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS. FLESH NEEDED!” Cyprus yelled out, resembling a hungry toddler on a road trip.

“do you want like a burger or something......” Whitney asked, judging the spirit. “FLESH” “like are you more of a kfc or a mcdonalds guy” “NEED FLESH” She gave the couple a look, one that was kind of undecipherable due to her lack of normal face details like eyebrows, visible pupils, etc.

“So, three peanut butter lava cakes and one meat lover's… what else?” “ah!!!!!! no lava cake for me, i'm on a diet!!!!!! dirt and dirt only!!!!!!!!!!! also fish bones as a treat” Whitney corrected, her eyes searching for a nearby body of water. “Or, we could get Cyprus the fish meat, and Whitney the bones.” “sounds good to me!!!!!!!!” “FLESH”

…

“welcome to domino's! can i get your order?”

“three peanut butter lava cakes, please. that's all. thank you.” Rachel said, her seat switched with Henderson's, who was too nervous to order. “okay but they each take like three hours to make” “what.” “yea you can stop by like the grocery store up ahead” “fuck you for ordering this” “i–” “fuck off”

the grocewy stowe

The truck stopped by the front of the building, Rachel telling them to go in first while she searches for a good parking spot. Much to Henderson's disappointment.

“My lover…” Henderson said with fear in her voice. “it's okay… go along… i… i have to do this for you…” “for you all… i won't forget the good that you've done to me and everyone i've ever known…” “Rach, please don't go, I lo–” “you all are the kindest people… heaven may wait eagerly for you, but as for me, the ground trembles for its latest meal. fresh from the oven, i will enter the furnace…” “why the fuck would they cook you again” “because i'm TOAST!!” “haha”

“Kill Ronald Reagan while you're at it… I forgot which one he is but I'm pretty sure he's a total bitch…” “i will meet you doomguy” “heeeeeeeh” Rachel whined weakly as she slowly drove over to the spot she wanted.

MOTHERFUCKER.

A silver Honda Civic quickly made its way into there, angering the scientist. “not on my watch, fucker.” Rachel muttered, sliding the pickup truck across the road. She slammed her palm onto the car horn, which terrified even a murder of crows.

“huh wonder who that is” “hm anyway which fish do u like ???? :-)”

A woman who seemed to be in her late 40s exited the Honda Civic, throwing a rather large and flashy boa around her neck. “Jesús, ít's cold in hère,” The lady commented, putting on a pair of expensive-looking sunglasses. “Márie, come along, ma cheghhy!” (i forgot how to spell it)

oh, son of a B I T C H .

it's the french lady who smells weird.

Of course, seeing your enemy in any circumstance that wasn't planned was clearly a little scary and will probably be your last day alive, but bumping into them at a Target was kinda… awkward.

Both the hazelnut and the dolphin were less armed and armoured than usual, and there weren't any bodyguards or security. Usually, if a top leader goes anywhere, the standard protocol was to do thirty separate background checks on the location and have it guarded up somewhere in the three months before their arrival.

So, obviously, someone in Top 50 driving around town in a decades-old car buying groceries isn't very safe, or probably even legal. Hell, she hasn't even seen them wear anything this ridiculous ever. Could this be a distraction? Or is it an opportunity?

Ah, wait, they're both wearing their stupid little marriage bracelets.

It's the middle of October.

This is their anniversary vacation.

Shit.

in the store

Henderson strolled through the aisles with Whitney at her side, hugging Cyprus's jar. She examined the cereal boxes to make sure they didn't contain any food colouring that could potentially kill her.

Whitney, on the other hand, zoomed over to the meat section, licking her lips at the sight of a raw cod. “cyprus…… do you feel that? the need to devour a being???? the uncontrollable desire for energy that it transcends all laws and regulations placed on mankind?????? the growing hunger for power, one that's so strong it controls your every need????

a natural, primal instinct to become such a brutal being that no one, not even you, recognise yourself anymore. you look at yourself in the mirror and you feel like you want to destroy that, to put yourself onto the pedestal you belong on, to wreak havoc on the cosmos of all beings, living and dead, real and mythical, walking and extinct.

you know that you're the only who understands this instinct, the only one who follows it to this distance. everyone else may underestimate you, but in the end, you'll rise above them all. man's natural instinct is to become the ruler of all.”

“What the fuck, Whitney. Anyway, I talked to the deli guy and he said he could pay you to eat up some scraps if you want. You down?” Henderson asked, her trolley already full of snacks. “yea fuck it man” Whitney replied, walking over to the ‘staff only’ door. “im hungy as fuck”

parking lot.

Despite the growing need to kill the woman, Rachel was managing to control herself. Even though this was the perfect opportunity to eliminate one of them, she knows she'll be replaced by someone much crueler. So for now, she'll just stick to watching this lady consider which can of tomato sauce is better than the other.

Rachel parked the truck near the entrance and the Honda Civic. She kept an eye on the couple as she quietly made her way inside through the back door.

“So thàt's when Í saìd, ‘that's not a cactùs, that's a lámp!” Karén playfully said, her hand entwined with her wife's. Rachel was unsure whether to stalk the two or join her friends in shopping.

WELL, FIND THAT OUT IN THE NEXT PART,

B I T C H !! !! !!