#i wish every medical ceo a very pleasant eat shit and die

[king-carnivore]

I HOPE WHOEVER IMPLEMENTED THE AUTOMATIC PHONE LINE FOR MY DOCTOR'S OFFICE GETS A HORSE'S HOOF TO THE FACE

i shouldn't have to be on wait for a total of 30+ minutes to MAYBE talk to someone and have to hear the same goddamn minute long snippet of some insufferable piano music that sounds like it was recorded with a fucking microwave and an auto repeat message of, "all representatives are busy, if you'd like to save your place in line, press 1" I KNOW BITCH THAT'S WHY I'M STILL WAITING TO TALK TO A FUCKING HUMAN AFTER 10 MINUTES

OH OH OH and THEN the fucking patient portal is stupid and won't let me goddamn schedule and appointment with my GP and just tells me "we cannot schedule appointments online at this time" FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER

JUST LET ME SCHEDULE MY GODDAMN MED CHECK