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cosmicblame · 2 years ago

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Okay. Long catharsis post just so I can see what I put myself through

(Bonus, this is how you get a passport in the US fast)

Jan 17th- I submitted a passport renewal, paid for expedited processing (at the time was it was estimated at 3-5 weeks)

Feb 10th- check the (v shitty) online portal, and see my materials have just been received. Note somewhere on the website that processing went from 3-5 weeks and grew to 5-7 weeks. They start the clock the day they RECEIVE the materials.

(Flight is March 16th)

Feb 28th- get laid off

March 2nd- call passport hotline to ask what's up... gets through (A MIRACLE as I will learn on this journey). Told to call back tomorrow

March 3rd- call. A fucking uwu woman is all like "you're chill. You need your passport by the 10th because you need a visa?? No problem. It will be there. Seriously. No problems. None. What. So. Ever"

March 8th- the online portal is still working. Indicates "still in process". Takes about 10 calls to get through to an agent. I say "how am I supposed to receive the passport by the 10th if it hasn't shipped yet?" I get yelled at for being naive to believe they can just tell me when I'll get my passport and that's how the system works.

I have the option of an in person appointment March 9th at 10am.

... In Puerto Rico or Monday in Honolulu.

I see if I can make it happen. I can't. Because I gave no new income... and I have no new income because I filed for the half week I worked/was laid-off, and unemployment is now contesting whether I was actually laid off.

[March 9, 10, 13, & 14] I call passport people upwards of 20x a day. Sometimes, it is just broken. Sometimes they're too busy. Sometimes, they tell me there are no in-person appointments.

[During this time my SNAP and Medicaid benefits fall through the bureaucratic cracks of hell.

I stress make an entire outfit, teaching myself pleating for bishop sleeves. I look fly as fuck]

March 9th- portal breaks. Otherwise-known-as: exclusively for anyone who's documents were received the week my documents were received, it just says "NA gov't borked". Weirdly find out my passport is in Tucson. Which is weird because there is an office in Philly.

I freak out. Deep dive on the internet. Read on Reddit that they accept a VERY limited number of walk-ins. But you have to be first. So show up early.

March 10th- Show up in person 1.5 hours before opening (6:30) in 30 degree whether.

Meet a vet trying to go to Mexico to treat his PTSD with psilocybin and a lesbian who works at Home Depot. They are my saving grace.

THEY NO LONGER TAKE IN PERSON APPOINTMENTS. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Home depot lesbian tells us we can call our U.S. Rep.

Call immediately. Leave a message.

[Weekend break]

March 13th- don't hear anything from Rep. Decide to walk into Senator's office. Get yelled at again. I probably wasn't yelled at, but I still cried. You nerd an appointment (nobody picked up to schedule an appointment).

My saint of a best friend tells me I need to sign a waiver of privacy for these reps to act on my behalf. 30 minutes later I'm on the phone with a public worker/aide. THEY. GENUINELY. WANT. TO. HELP. THEY ARE THE BEST.

My Senator is new and the office required me to print the waiver for a "wet signature". Who has a printer? CVS. Go to CVS ten minutes before closing.

As an aside: All "rush" companies cannot help you if you have an application in. They are stupidly expensive. Scam.

Well, I reached out to them because the Passport Agency used to have an online system and these companies used bots to take the appointment and sell them. I tried to buy an appointment. Nada.

Portal still broken so I can't tell when my passport might be ready so I could adjust flights so that I don't abandon my best friend who isn't comfortable traveling alone as a woman.

March 14th- Senator aide calls to tells me my application has been delayed because I wanted an X as my gender marker. He can get me an appointment as long as I push my travel back a day. I buy a last-minute flight to show immenent travel plans proof <- a requirement to walk into passport office.

Flights within 3 days of travel are not cheap.

After the phone call I cancel the flight because it was expensive as shit, within 24 hours of booking (P.S. insurance that allows you to cancel at any point... only allow you to cancel if you're sick. Not just for fun and games), and the passport appointment is same day as the original flight I bought when I had a job. So I am calculating timewise if I can get the passport and still get to NYC to still catch my original flight.

I get a WILDLY cheap train ticket that leaves 5 hours later... at midnight.

March 15th- midnight 2 hour train to New York City. 5 hour "layover/connection". Decide to stay at my best friends. Construction on the subway means it takes an hour and a half to get to her. I sleep for an hour and a half and get on the hour and half subway back to the train station. 8 hour train ride through Western NY (snowy. Was not planning for that, shoes and socks got soaked through).

On the train, U.S. Rep aide calls says "even though your passport application was denied because not all federal facilities can give you an X as a gender indicator, I got them to print it with what it was on your original passport. It's printed and shipping... sir"

Me: 👀, I'm on a train to Buffalo, I called and told your office yesterday.

Him: keep the appointment

Stay on the train. Found out the ticket was so cheap because it was not technically all the way to Buffalo. Just some rinkadink station outside of Buffalo. Have to Uber into town.

Airbnb a room in a lady's house. The cats and dog were my saving grace.

March 16th (day of flight)- POWER walk to passport agency. Listening to strut songs. Realize I'm going to make this work.... then realize I need a visa to enter and that takes time (website says 4 days) to process. But you need a pic of your passport so I couldn't have started it earlier).

Wait for passport printing. Walking around freezing downtown. Random delivery guy tells me I walk fast because he saw me going the other way an hour earlier. I pull charm out of somewhere. Get complimented on my ass. "Thanks I grew it myself"

Literally just wander around aimlessly. Eavesdrop on someone coming out as nb and starting estrogen; I am stressed, I am fragile, I start WEEPING in public.

Go to passport office- "you have two passports. One is void. Good luck. P.S. Sir, hey the gender marker thing is weird, huh? You can reapply in a year, free of charge and get it fixed" Immediately apply for visa. Pay too much out or pocket for 24 hour processing. It needs to be physically printed once its issued. Scheming how to print it during our layover in London.

Get notification that the shipped passport has been delivered back home.

Share an Uber to the airport with someone else who got their passport (thank you so much).

Learn that my sister needed her visa checked to go through security in US. Start stressing.

2 hour flight to NYC.

Arrive in the same terminal as my flight to London and realize I don't need to show TSA my visa.

Try to get my ticket after checking in online. Can't. Go to desk. Explain the entire situation. "Sir, I know it's not your fault. We get charged a fee if you try and enter a country without a visa. Cannot be done. Unless you break up your tickets and get charged current day market rates flights and hope you get your visa during your layover but you're essentially getting charged double for this flight at same day prices.

If you get it tomorrow, you can come back and try again."

In my best friend's arms: My best friend flies. I cries.

Take the one and a half hour subway back to her place. Google to take a bus. No bus shows up. Twice. It's midnight. I've had a handful of almonds for dinner. I cry. Get on the wrong subway. Get on the right subway.

She has cleared out her food because of this travel. I fall asleep exhausted. Wake up every hour to see if visa came through.

It doesn't. Walk to CVSs to see if they have printing. They don't. Trying to figure out what to do. Visa comes through. Take a discounted lyft to FedEx. Print. Walk to subway. To commuter train. To airway train.

Go to check in desk. And since I'm tired of coming out and getting dirty looks I just say "I missed my flight". The check-in clerk says the fees to change my flight will be $700

I cry. I explain why I couldn't apply for my visa because a federal agency doesn't have consistency and does not tell you that some of them just can't offer gender affirmation even though it's on the form. This clerk works some magic and the fees are waived.

I have to wait 10 hours until my 17 hour flight.

This better be the only fucking time this cousin gets married.

The amount of trains, planes, and automobiles I've taken. The lack of good consistent sleep. The amount of coming out I've done. The truly lack of awareness of what that means (and/or the cruel intention of not abiding by it). The amount of faith that I can navigate and figure out my public insurance, food supplement, and unemployment... is terrifying. I'll be fucked otherwise.

I'm so tired. I stink. I'm gutted. I've been traveling for 48 hours before my actual travel. A lot of hurry up and wait.

Not to mention, in pursuing this full time (seriously I had to be on hold for 16 hours in the last two weeks)... I'm behind on packing up my house because I need to vacate my house and be without a place to live again.

The loneliness is most profound in these moments. I'm so so so fucking grateful for my self-reliance. I know it's something I need to break. But I wouldn't have been able to do this. I'm impressive. And? It's not sustainable. I was not built for this. I ache.

I find myself passing the endless hours just reliving being abandoned in the middle of the night. The benign neglect I was raised in.

That hug my best friend gave me? Only thing got me through.

"Sir" topples me. Any semblance of me having hope and believing I could get through this gets shafted when someone calls me sir. The he/hims is not great. But something about sir.

And I just get swept back up on my ex willfully misgendering me as some spectacle for her queer journey. After years and years of berating me about it.

But I have learned there are people out there who really do want to help. They're great. To anyone reading this for passport info: learn charm. I cannot emphasize this enough. It's fucked up. But it's vital.

I think the genre I'm living in is still some bitter sweet indie. I would love to say this is some comedy, but it's unreasonable to assume we know what genre we're living in.

Anyways. The last thing I learned is that I'm ready for the Amazing Race and I'm going to win.

Also I'll be out of the country. Tag me in the gold stuff

My queue said it was 12 posts but that was a lie. I have it set up for y'all. You're good.

#amazing race

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edmercer · 2 years ago

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tag game thursday (late)

i totally forgot to do this but i was tagged by @energievie <3 thank you love!

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name: tori

sun sign: cancer sun, aquarius moon, leo rising!

what day of the week were you born? monday, booo

first app you open in the morning: usually facebook! recently it's been alternating between that and tumblr

last song you listened to: comeback kid (that's my dog) - brett dennen

what type of phone do you have? iphone 13 pro! in emerald green uwu

something you’d like to learn how to do: crochet! i've been wanting to learn for a while, just no time

art gallery or history museum? history, hands down.

your least favorite chore: laundry... specifically putting it all up lol

do you believe in fate? honestly? it depends on the situation. for the most part, though, yes!

if offered immortality, would you take it? i have the occasional existential crisis and freak out, so yeah, i probably would lol

how are you feeling right now? tired, though that's a perpetual feeling at this point. especially with a toddler lmao

finally, tell me something you’re looking forward to: finally being done with my current job so i can start my new one next month!! and also our little family vacay we're taking to san antonio in a few weeks!!

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since i'm late with this i won't tag anyone sdjfnsd

#tori speaks #tag game #thanks for tagging me!! <3

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oceanic-a · 4 years ago

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✧･ﾟ: *365 days of drawing challenge*:･ﾟ✧

(i only made 23 weeks, wanted to do a 365 days of drawing masterlist in one go but my brain literally melted while i was making this so i will be updating it in the future!!!)

i decided to start drawing and challenged myself to draw everyday for a year!! (let’s see if i make it lol)

these are really personalised, so some themes seem really random oops but if you wanna follow this list, you’re free to do it :) i took some ideas from some challenges i found on google

the “[ ]” days are free spaces, i just didn’t have any more ideas lmao

Week 1: Intro

Yourself

Meaning of your name

Zodiac sign

Career

Working space

Family

Pet

Week 2: Nature

Flowers

Birds

Trees and plants in general

Insects

House Plants

Tetrapods

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Week 3: Body

Faces

Hair

Hands

Arms

Legs and feet

Torsos

Full Body

Week 4: Ocean

Seaweed

Animals (vertebrates)

Animals (invertebrates)

Waves

Microorganisms

Antarctica/Artic

[ ]

Week 5: Objects

Something near you

Clothes/textiles

Boxes/cubes

Spheres

Liquids

Fire (not really an object)

[ ]

Week 6: Anime

Favorite anime

Favorite opening/ending

Feminine character

Masculine character

Ghibli Studio

Favorite scene

Favorite location

Week 7: Food

Favorite food

Veggies and fruits

Dessert

Drinkables

Candy

Fast food

Monster food (something gross/something you think monsters would eat)

Week 8: Personal

Turning point in your life

Someone/something you miss

Childhood memory

A recent dream

Insecurity/self doubt

Someone/something that makes you happy

Future

Week 9: Books

Favorite book

Favorite character

Favorite scene

Favorite location

Favorite object

Favorite author

[ ]

Week 10: Technology

Robots

Phones and computers

Programming

A really old invention

Form of transport

Machines

[ ]

Week 11: Home

Favorite place in your house

The street you live in

The view from your window

Something you love about your homeland

Something you hate about your homeland

Traditions

Favorite place in your country

Week 12: Movies and TV

Favorite movie

Favorite series

Favorite scene

Favorite character

Favorite director

Favorite location

[ ]

Week 13: Activism/social issues

Feminism

LGBTQIA+

Climate Justice

Race

Colonialism

Eat the rich!!!

[ ]

Week 14: Emotions

Happiness

Anger

Sadness

Excitement

Serenity

Fear

Disgust

Week 15: Music

Favorite song

Favorite album

Instruments

Favorite singer/artist

Favorite band

Favorite music video

[ ]

Week 16: Landscapes

City

Countryside/Rural

Sunrise/sunset/sky

Mountains

Ocean

Desert

Jungle

Week 17: Videogames and Comics

Favorite videogame

Favorite comic

Favorite character

Favorite location

Favorite style

Favorite scene

Retro

Week 18: Movement and interactions

Running

Hugging

Kissing

Dancing

Jumping

Falling/flying

Fighting

Week 19: Interiors

Kitchen

Bathroom

Bedroom

Long corridors

Elevator

Stairs

A pub

Week 20: Fantasy/mythology/sci-fi

Mermaid

Witch

Greek mythology

Alien

Vampire

Fairy

Elf

Week 21: People

Someone famous

Someone you hate

Someone you admire

An old person

A baby

Someone your age

Crowd of people

Week 22: Science

Favorite scientist

A theory/hypothesis

Laboratory

Mad scientist

Studying

Laboratory outfit

Outfit de terreno (idk the english word for it leave me alone)

Week 23: Idk anymore

Draw something without using lines, only shading.

Draw something without shades

Chibi people

Chibi animals

Draw with your non dominant hand

[ ]

#365drawing #i will probably start this on monday uwu #u can tell i was really struggling to finish the list at 25 weeks but i just couldnt make it lol #365 drawing challenge #365 art challenge

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nemossubmarine · 5 years ago

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Warhammer 40k: Wrath & Glory RP #21

Playing all conversations sessions? Great, love it! Doing write-ups of said sessions? Ugh. Anyway, let’s do this! Last session of adventure number four is a go!

We pick up from the the medbay where we left Gimlet and Gorm off in the last session.

As Andrew Andrés is being prepped for Konstantine’s mind invasion psyker thing, someone comes to talk with Tabasco.

Tabasco tells Gorm that apparently they have been allotted a tech priest already, so Gorm can go ahead and get himself new legs.

Gorm wants to be wheeled there with a wheelchair, so Tabasco provides one for him and takes him to Eden.

Eden’s new place is just across the hallway.

A room for patients has been transformed into his new prison.

There’s again some kind of force field, but this time Gorm can pass through it.

Eden looks well enough, having received most of his arms and clothes back.

There’s some kind of thing lodged into his chest, but that’s neither here nor there.

So, a new leg?

Gorm has a picture of the design for his new leg courtesy of Layla.

It’s a paw, because of course it is.

Eden says he sees what he can do.

They talk a bit about Jennifer’s need of legs as well, and Gorm says he should probably get paws as well, because those are cool.

Eden is a bit doubtful, because Jennifer would need less heavy legs than Gorm, plus she would have to be properly wired anyway.

He’ll bring it up, when discussing it with Jennifer.

Saef goes to visit Inpax.

Before he can reach her room, he notices her talking with someone outside of it.

That someone turns out to be Inquisitior Corrida, and a stranger, also in Inquisitor clothing.

They finish their conversation, and the two leave arm-in-arm.

The stranger gives Saef a long look.

Inpax invites Saef to her room.

Saef asks if he would be able to see one of the people Inpax has arrested, named Ahram.

Inpax asks Saef to elaborate, and when he does, she notes she wasn’t quite aware that Saef was this connected to the situation.

She then shows Saef a picture of a man, asking if he’s ever seen him.

Saef says yes, that’s the Inquisitor dude that caught him and his friends when they were kids, and who seemed to know Ahram.

Inpax tells him that the man in the picture is Inquisitor Tanner, the man that raised Inpax, and who Inpax had executed.

Well that’s that, Inpax says she’s personally leaving with Bullard and co, so if there’s nothing else Saef should probably talk with Ahram now.

Well, there is something, and that is a severed head.

Would Inpax like it, since she appears to have another chunk of body meat in a tank.

Inpax is a bit grossed out, but takes the head.

Then off they go to meet with Ahram!

But first, Gimlet, Konstantine and Tabasco have taken Andrew Andrés to a separate room for some good ol’ mind probing.

Konstantine warns that doing too much of it will cause Andrew to die, and it’s not a pleasant death, so Gimlet will have to tell Konstantine when to spot.

Gimlet says he understands, and he seems determined to give Andrew at least a semi-pleasant death.

Konstantine turns off his mechanical eye and dips inside Andrew’s head, looking for Cara and Tanner.

First trip yields very little, as Andrew was not physically present when Cara was killed.

But there are connections that Konstantine can follow, and so he does.

Second trip finds a memory of a conversation between Andrew and his husband Otto, where Andrew was very bitter that he couldn’t go with Otto, who, among with rest of Cara’s group had to go into hiding because for some reason Tanner was after them.

Anything more? Konstantine goes for a third time, and gets back with one word.

Navigators. Altered humans with a gene that allows them to see into the Warp, and thus help with navigating ships.

Navigator families mostly preside on Terra, and are generally above the law, being the ruling class.

But sometimes Navigator families have gotten into trouble with the Inquisition, and that appears to be the case with Cara’s group.

Konstantine can offer no more without going back in, and Gimlet doesn’t want to risk Andrew’s death, so he thanks Konstantine for his help.

Konstantine says he can see if he could be able to locate what the original crime was that caused Tanner to go after this particular family.

Gorm wakes up from his leg surgery, and notices that Eden has a visitor, namely Jennifer.

Eden is explaining the procedure for getting new legs for her.

Gorm gets up, and asks whether Jennifer will be getting some cool-ass paws as well.

When Jennifer waffles, saying that obviously she’d want to take her daughter’s input into account, but her son needs to have say as well, Gorm asks what she would like.

What does she like to do anyway?

Jennifer seems genuinely taken aback by the question, but finally admits that she used to do some pottery back when.

When Gorm says maybe something from that can be put into the legs, Jennifer seems not too keen about the idea, since it was merely a hobby.

Anyway, Eden says Gorm could take Jennifer back to the medbay, as he needs to prep for her surgery still.

So Gorm takes Jennifer out, but not to medbay but to look for her kids, who are eating at the mesh hall.

Gorm says he has a surpise for all of them, but Jennifer stops him before they can get to the kids and asks Gorm to elaborate.

Gorm tells that he has been called back to Fenris, and as they had discussed with Jennifer, Layla as well as Jennifer and Laurel would be coming with.

Jennifer wants to know what will happen to Layla once there, and Gorm gives few options; she’ll be taken in immediately, she’ll be taken in after she has trained with Gorm a bit more or she will be rejected.

Jennifer says it’s best they not give her false hope, by telling her she’ll get in of course, and they’ll see to it when they get there.

Gorm says that even if Layla is not taken in, he’ll continue to train her, and Jennifer seems genuinely grateful for that.

Jennifer also wants to thank Gorm for saving her life, as well as apologize for the way she had treated Gorm.

She admits that she thought that she was going to die, and there was some comfort in knowing that Gorm would look after Layla if that happened.

Gorm takes the thanks, but says Jennifer has no need to apologize, as he understands that he had not considered things outside his own point of view a lot when it came to Layla.

Having said her piece, Jennifer and Gorm go to Layla and Laurel and break the news of the trip.

Layla is of course overjoyed, and once mom has told her that they can go, she takes Laurel to get some winter clothes and pack their stuff.

Saef and Inpax go to the shuttle bay hangar where Inpax’s people are packing up the people who have been arrested.

Inpax has Ahram brought to a separate room so Saef can talk with him in private.

Ahram is not impressed with this Inquisition interrogation tactic.

He looks exactly like Saef’s Ahram, but there’s no recognition in his eyes.

Saef questions him about the gangs of Civitas A, but Ahram gives vague answers and refuses to acknowledge anything about Cat Pack.

Saef asks to see Ahram’s back, as there was a cut down it when Saef found Ahram’s body.

Ahram has had enough at that and turns to knock on the door to get him away from there.

Saef attempts to take a look himself, and gets a slap across the face for that.

Ahram is taken away, and Saef is none the wiser.

Inpax says she should be receiving background info on the people arrested soon, and she’ll text them to Saef.

Gimlet goes visit Molly at her place.

She’s there, the birds are there, she’s glad to see Gimlet is alright, since last she saw him he was in bad shape.

She admits she wouldn’t have wanted to let Gimlet go back down on the ground, but she’s afraid to say no to the Wolf, because, and I quote, ”he’d punt me into the sun”.

She has chatted with the birds a bit.

She tries to give the birds to Gimlet, but Gimlet doesn’t really want the birds?

Molly says she doesn’t know how to take care of the birds, but she guesses she could ask around if any of the engineers can help her. Gimlet seems cool with that.

After dropping Jennifer off at Eden’s for some new legs, Gorm goes to look for Olga. He finds her and her daughter Frita helping with clearing the Arboretum.

They gonk heads as greetings (also Gorm and Frita, which aww). Gorm says he is glad that Olga is alive.

Olga shows him the notches on her harpoon for all the cultists she’s killed (27).

She also boasts how her White Scar related partner Erdene killed more than her with their bike.

Gorm asks where Olga and her family are heading next.

Olga says she’s not sure yet.

Even though Gorm says they’ll have a place at the ship for as long as they need, the thought doesn’t really endear Olga.

Not many places for driving.

Gorm asks whether Erdene is good with driving other stuff.

Olga says they used to drive their fishing boat, so yeah.

Gorm is in need of a driver, as he is going to Fenris, and would like to invite Olga, Erdene and Frita on board.

Olga says she’ll discuss it with her partner.

Later she texts Gorm that yeah, they’re coming.

Saef goes to find his family at the mesh hall.

He wants to see if everything is alright, and his mother says that yeah.

Saef says they can stay here as long as they want, as he knows the captain so it’ll be no trouble.

Analyn says they’d wish to be useful, to earn their keep, but are not sure if there’s anything on the ship they can really help with.

Saef says he’ll bring that up, maybe he can work something out with the captain.

He also mentions that he’ll be going to a surgery, you know the one he needed his parents’ blood for?

But it’s going to be alright, so no biggie.

Saef bids his family farewell and leaves.

Gimlet goes to visit Eden in his room.

He notices Layla’s drawing on the wall and comments on how he didn’t know Eden could draw.

Eden says he doesn’t.

Gimlet asks if Eden has ever worked with memories.

Eden says that well, all upgrading people into Mechanicum soldiers entails some memory dabbling, and obviously he took Kuru’s memories into a disk.

Gimlet asks specifically about taking memories out, and Eden says, yeah he is theoretically capable of that.

Gimlet then asks if he has ever met Tanner, even shows him a picture.

Eden does recognize Tanner, as far as Tanner being a public figure, but says he’s never met him.

Gimlet finds that hard to believe, because he remembers hearing Tanner’s voice and Eden’s voice speaking to each other.

Eden thinks about it a bit, and then notes that just because he doesn’t remember, doesn’t mean he didn’t do it.

His mentor never meant to make him quite as self-aware as he became, so a lot of his early memories have been removed for space purposes and to make space for when his mentor was planning on moving into his body.

Gimlet appears to find this quite frustrating, as Eden can’t really help him.

Eden does say that if Gimlet remembers some things, that means all of the memories were not removed completely, just locked away, and there may be some signs of that in his brain.

That of course would require Gimlet to trust Eden enough to let him tamper with his brain.

Gimlet says he’ll think about it.

Gorm receives a text from Carl of Sable Swords saying that they’re honoring the memories of our fallen comrades today on Dew Mountain, and would like Gorm to join. Gorm of course does so.

Carl has been promoted to sergeant, as Gorm had predicted.

Gorm congratulates Carl on the promotion, and tells him that Tabasco complimented his chopping-off-limbs skills.

Gorm has a favor to ask of Carl, and Carl is all ears.

Gorm explains that his situation with his pack is complicated, and he is now called back to Fenris, and would like if Carl could give some documentation on how Gorm did on battle field.

Carl is more than happy to provide.

As he says, Stuart would have died if it weren’t for Gorm. (Stuart only lost an arm) (he’s alright you guys) (everyone’s fave NPC)

Plus Carl really enjoyed co-operation with a Wolf, it’s something they should do more often, he thinks.

Gorm then asks how the honoring will proceed.

Carl says there will be some prayer and then reminiscence about fallen comrades.

Carl has a real fun story about sergeant Revan, who was apparently was very liked with children.

But that’s off-screen so now you just have to imagine that yourself.

Saef goes to Eden for his surgery.

With him is Felis Catus, who immediately clings to Eden.

Eden thanks Saef for taking care of Felis Catus, and bringing her to him.

Saef wants to ask about something before the surgery, namely Eden’s involvement with Kane Bullard.

Eden says that his mentor had some dealings with Kane Bullard, and after his death Eden continued with helping Bullard.

Saef asks what exactly. Eden says reviewing blue prints for power stations / grids for the metro.

This will probably be enough for Inpax.

Eden says he finds it curious that Saef talks with Inpax.

Saef says he just tries to get along with her, as it will be easier to get stuff out of her that way.

Eden says he would have told the same exact thing to Inpax if she had asked, but he suspects she finds it hard to talk with him, because she doesn’t consider him a person.

Saef says he has no trouble thinking Eden as a person, as far as he is considered all things with feelings and thoughts and stuff are people.

Eden wonders if he feels.

Saef says he is doing good enough, for Saef at least.

Then it’s time for a surgery.

While Saef is in surgery, Gimlet invites Gorm to go to a bar with him.

Gorm asks the bartender if there’s any mead from Fenris.

Bartender says they did receive a shipment but some of it broke during the genestealer attack, but there was enough for at least a drink.

Gimlet has something sweet (Long Island Ice Tea, is that sweet, who even knows).

They go to a booth, and Gimlet says he has something for Gorm.

This something turns out to be a book, a book of Gorm’s saga so far, that Gimlet is gifting to Gorm.

Gorm is incredibly touched.

Gimlet wants to thank Gorm for not killing Inpax on sight.

Gorm says it was not easy, but he knew Gimlet wouldn’t like it.

Gimlet says he’s apologizing for not explaining anything when they went down to Civitas A.

Gorm says he’s used to it from Gimlet at this point.

And Gorm considers Gimlet a friend, perhaps among the first friends he’s ever had, since all the Wolves are his brothers.

The thing about Inpax is, Gimlet ratted Saef out to her, so while she is alright, Saef is alright. But don’t tell Saef that! Gorm says, he won’t.

Gimlet explains that Lu Yan wanted Gimlet to go find Inpax.

Gorm asks why it was so.

Gimlet says he can’t say, which Gorm counters by saying he knows Gimlet is a nosy bastard.

Gimlet corrects himself, saying he does know, but it’s not his place to say.

Gimlet and Gorm decide to go visit Saef as he should be waking up from the surgery and he’s be happy to see his pals.

There’s someone else already in the room, aside from Eden and sleeping Saef.

That is a strange girl dressed in clothing that covers most of her.

She seems quite jumpy, and tries to hide upon seeing Gimlet and Gorm.

Gimlet wonders if he’s seen her before, and the girl vehemently denies it.

Gorm introduces himself to the girl, who says she is Rat.

The duo finds the name a bit odd, but Rat says it’s her name, so her name it is.

Saef starts waking up, and does recognize Rat.

Gimlet asks Saef if Rat was with them in the bomb shelter.

Rat says no.

Saef says if Rat says no, no it is.

Rat excuses herself, telling Saef she is needed with the tall dude.

Eden tells Saef that the surgery was a success, or at least hopefully, they’ll have to re-check after a week or so.

Gorm says Saef should stick to chocolate from now on, no more fruits for him.

Saef agrees.

Gimlet weakly protests.

Gorm tells Saef that he is going to be going on Fenris, and when Saef asks for ever or for a bit, Gorm admits he doesn’t know. But if he can, he’ll be back.

While Saef was out, he received a text from Inpax saying that Ahram’s full name is Ahram Demirci, and he’s originally from Triplex Phall.

When Gimlet and Gorm are gone, Saef asks Eden about the name, and Eden says someone by the name of Ramazan Demirci works under him.

That is Demir of course, so Saef texts him and asks if Ahram Demirci is someone who Demir knows.

Apparently Ahram was Demir’s dad.

Keyword being was, as he died some years ago.

Well that’s just great, so there has been at least three Ahrams, two of whom are dead?

Saef says he’ll continue to look into it, and will text Demir if anything interesting happens.

At some point where Gorm wasn’t doing anything special, he called Vivek and told him to hand the phone over to Uffe.

As Uffe doesn’t have a phone of his own, it’s up to Gorm to inform him about the call back to Fenris.

Gorm asks when they can meet up, and Uffe says half a day.

Would Uffe’s ship be good enough to take them to Fenris? Yes.

That’s good, because Gorm has a pilot planned.

Uffe asks how many people Gorm is planning to take with, and Gorm says not to worry, even if Uffe protests they only have two beds on the ship.

Is Vivek coming with btw? Uffe consults Vivek, and says no.

So they agree to meet up at Dew Mtn.

Gimlet and Saef come to see Gorm off, even though Gimlet is not wanting to see either Uffe or Vivek (mostly Vivek). Saef pushes him into the teleporter anyway.

The three go in first, and the remaining two families will teleport in after.

Uffe comes to greet Gorm immediately and questions about his new leg.

Vivek walks up to Saef and hugs him.

He also greets Gimlet, but calls him Gimli.

At some point Uffe notices the six extra people teleporting in.

As he tries to protest, Gorms just tells him to introduce himself, which he does, grumbling only a bit.

Vivek says he’d like a teleport to Dew Mtn, but soon learns that’s not maybe a great idea. (re: whole Genestealer attack)

Saef suggests that Vivek come on board Santa Maria, now that the Inquisitor is gone too.

Vivek says sure.

And oh right, before he leaves he hands over a data chip to Uffe for safe-keeping.

There’s a bit of doubt whether Vivek and Gimlet can get along.

Vivek apologizes for calling Gimlet Gimli and says he can work with him, if need be.

Gimlet just says ”let’s go”.

Gorm says he’ll beat up Gimlet when he gets back if he misbehaves.

But now it’s time for parting.

Saef and Gimlet say goodbye to Gorm and tell him that they’ll miss them.

Gorm shares the sentiment.

And then pokes Uffe and tells him to say the same to Vivek.

Vivek laughs and says Uffe doesn’t need to if he doesn’t mean it.

Uffe tells Vivek to ”keep safe” and Vivek tells him he’ll miss him too.

And that’s that for that! Next campaign Gorm will be replaced with Vivek and Gorm’s player will do a little bit of GM’ing, so I can get an off-week or two. Looking forward to that!

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swanimagines · 3 years ago

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You convinced me UwU Could you please do B57 + B92 for Kaz Brekker?

Fandom: Shadow and Bone

Prompts: B57. “I heard [name] has a crush on you.” and B92. “Are you cold? Here, take my jacket.”

A/N: Yayyy!! I hope you like it Charlie!

I haven't done birthday gifts in a while but since I got this done last Monday and it's @thereagles birthday, and she also said a while ago that this is her favorite wip... I'll dedicate this for her. Happy birthday Rowan ❤️

Warnings: mention of Jesper's sex adventures, some swearing, modified B92 for this

Word count: 506

“Damn it… why had Inej to be sick today of all days?” you mumbled as you sat on a crate, some hundred meters from the museum Kaz was planning a heist on. Inej was supposed to scout the museum, but as she had fallen ill, Kaz had to rely on the next in line. Who, unfortunately, was Jesper. And Jesper was always late. And it was freezing outside, soon you’d be ill too.

Kaz looked at you shivering beside him in the cold night, and frowned. “Are you cold?”

He knew it was a stupid question, and he wanted to roll his eyes at himself. Of course you were cold. And the look on your face told him the same thing.

“What does it look like?” you retorted, and Kaz pursed his lips. He knew you didn’t mean to use that tone with him, you were just cold and frustrated that Jesper took so long. You heard Kaz shifting a little bit and turned your head to him, and saw him taking off his coat. He stood up and flopped it on your shoulders, immediately bringing the welcomed warmth. You looked at him with wide eyes, and Kaz seemed to regain his composure.

“I can’t afford you getting cold.” he stated before sitting back on the crate. “We might have to sit here for awhile.”

---

“Finally.” you groaned as you saw Jesper strutting to the meeting point. “Did you fuck with a guard or what took you so long?”

Kaz sighed deeply, turning to Jesper. “Well?”

“The place could as well be a bloody bunker. There’s guards everywhere aside from sturdy doors. It will be a challenge.” he told Kaz and turned to you. “And no love, I didn’t fuck with a guard.”

You cocked an eyebrow at him, rising up from the crate and Jesper looked you up and down for a moment, his eyes widening.

“Challenges are made so people could outsmart them.” Kaz stated, turning around, his cane clicking against the cobblestones. “Come on, we’ll go back to the Slat. I’ll start working on the plan.”

You followed after him shortly. Kaz was quick in his movement even with his cane, and soon you couldn’t really see him. He was probably too eager to lay his hands on the new plan, or then he was cold.

Jesper jogged after you, chuckling as he fell into step beside you. “Little crows sang, I heard Kaz has a crush on you.”

You scoffed and rolled your eyes. “Don’t be ridiculous.”

Jesper cocked an eyebrow at you and looked over Kaz’s coat wrapped around you, grabbing the hem of the coat and yanking it gently. “What’s this, then?”

You looked at the coat, slapping Jesper’s hand off as you felt your cheeks heating up. “Stop it.”

Jesper smirked, putting his hands to his pockets as he walked with you back to the Slat. And tomorrow, by no doubt, all of the Crows would know about Kaz giving you his coat and the teasing would never end.

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quirklessidiot · 4 years ago

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title : cigarettes and parfaits [3] pairing : older!nanami kento x younger!reader [13 year age gap, ft toji fushiguro] Genre: romance, fluff, slice of life, josei, angst, comedy, strangers to lovers au

Summary: you’re pretty sure you’d remember marrying a man 13 years older than you, right?

Warnings: alcohol, smoking, mild smut, y/n making stupid decisions, everyones a human-au so yeh non-canon stuff and everyone’s happy (periODT) i keep forgeting to add that this isnt beta-rread..all of my stories arent so yeah shshs Notes: ah, i feel like this story will be lengthen more than 8-10 chapters shshshs i wanted to add a little spice anyways thanks for all the comments uwu ily all!

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“Y/N-chan!!!”

You cringe in embarrassment as soon as you hear that awfully familiar and cheerful voice, you could barely remember this man and the events that transpired the night before but here he was, acting like your new best friend. You weren’t even sure if you wanted to go here but you needed clarity. Surely you didn’t just legally marry a man at an Izakaya out of all places last night?

“Oh, you actually did marry him.” Gojo Satoru proclaims as soon as you take a seat across him, he gestures around his face, “I could tell by your whole, ‘I hope this guy is messing with me’ face. You have it, signed and sealed. Even got the cute matchy rings that I had one of my assistants delivered.”

You pale at the thought of his assistant coming in with a silver ring. Wasn’t he sober? How could he not have stopped you two from doing something as reckless and stupid as this? Weren’t older men supposed to be more responsible than this?

“Why the hell didn’t you stop us?” You groaned, burying your face in your hands, embarrassment painted all over your features.

“I was just as drunk as you two.” He confessed, scratching his head, “probably even more drunk but anyways back to the topic in hand, I only remembered it when the same assistant came in and congratulated me about it. It’s good I had your number on my phone before you two bailed.”

“So you don’t really remember?”

“Bits and pieces.” Gojo grinned, this guy was a maniac, how did the serious man you met just this morning have friends like this? You probably wouldn’t even last long, “I did call Nanami-”

He’s cut off by the rough sound of someone pulling a chair out, you immediately jump on your seat when you realize it’s Nanami Kento, the guy from this morning. The man you had recklessly married!

“This better be some prank you’re pulling, Satoru.” His voice was anything but kind that you almost wanted to hide behind Gojo’s back.

“Hey, hey.” Gojo raises his hands, “Don’t look at me. I didn’t force you into anything and stop scaring your poor little partner.”

Nanami snaps his gaze towards you and you notice how his eyes soften just a bit when he sees your red ears and your eyes looking away from him, “You better call Geto and fucking fix this, I refuse to bother this young-”

“It’s fine.” You cut him off, still shy and red, “It’s...fine...I just…Please don’t think I’m burdened by it. It was technically my fault for even agreeing immediately.”

Nanami clenches his jaw and turns away, “Nevertheless. L/N-san’s young. I hope to not be such an uncouth man like you.” he retorts, voice sharp as he eyes the white-haired businessman up and down. Gojo, seemingly used to it, rolls his eyes behind his dark shades.

“Maybe you guys should try it out.”

The blonde man looks like he’s about to smite the white-haired man out of existence yet Satoru remains oblivious to his friend’s gaze, “Don’t ya think so? It will take a while for those divorce papers to settle in so why don’t you two go out and get to know each other? Who knows…” he sing-songs the last part and Nanami is so close to chunking his briefcase towards the tall businessman, not even caring

“Ah, he’s not exactly wrong, Nanami-san.” you try to calm him down, placing a small hand on his broad shoulder.

“Don’t tell me you’re actually listening to this idiot’s idea.” Nanami replied, gaze narrowing.

“Not really but you have some problems I can help you out on and I have problems that you can help me out on...Of course, the last say is on you...”

“Told you I actually had a brain.” Satoru piped in.

“Shut up, Satoru.” he quips, then turns to you, “I’m thirteen years older than you, L/N-san. I have two high school kids that could pass off as your siblings, and-”

“Well, I technically did marry you.”

“You were drunk.”

“Doesn’t exactly really excuse it.” You laugh nervously, “The whole divorce process usually lasts up to a few months, some even takes a whole year. I could help you out with the boys and I can use you to ward my family off from moving back home.”

Nanami is quiet for a moment, actually thinking about it. Weighing the pros and the cons, not only would you be able to help him out but you’d also be able to get Gojo and blind-dating out of his back.

There really wasn’t anything he could loose, really.

“Or you two might fall in love.” Satoru teases, making Nanami throw him another side-eye, as if saying ‘I dare you to say another word.’

It’s a Thursday today and Sukuna absolutely loathed Thursdays apparently because it reminded him of Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays. They all were far from the weekend Everyone seems to be happier than usual though. Maybe it was because you were there teaching some basic shit at the board or something.

“...and if we transfer this here and change the positive to a negative, you’ll end up having five as your answer.” You smile, placing your chalk down, “Does anyone have any questions?”

Echoes of no’s resonated throughout the room.

“Alright then, let’s end the lesson here so you guys can have an early lunch. I don’t think an assignment is in order since many of you were able to get a perfect score in the activity awhile ago.” You winked. A couple of whoops resonated throughout the whole class right after.

As the kids shuffle out of the room of the class, Sukuna remains behind. The ojisan had cooked them something delicious this morning and he wanted to eat it in peace without that pesky Nobara grabbing a share from his bento and Yuuji’s annoying babbles about horror movies with his best friend Junpei (the only one who was really bearable was Megumi, really)

“Sukuna-kun?” you called out, snapping him out of his small trance, “Are you alright?”

He notices a glint of worry in your eyes, he had to admit since his transfer here last Monday, you were the least annoying teacher in the academy the blue-haired professor in Japanese literature was absolute shit since he loved to tease him a lot and that bald-headed teacher in science who looked a lot like Mike Wazowski was an annoying twerp who loved dawdling in him and Yuuji’s business and you were kind of good at your job. Not only did his idiot of a brother stop coming to him and their ojisan for help in math but he could actually do the worksheets right and get an actual decent grade at it.

“Yeah.” he roughly replies.

“That’s good.” You smiled, he watched as you bind their worksheets together and clip them in utmost delicacy, “You should head to the cafeteria now, I heard they’re serving milk bread today.”

Without saying anything more, you left the room, leaving him there in the silence.

Well, the Christmas tree idiot was right.

You kind of had a motherly aura on you and it didn’t even look forced.

No wonder, everyone in this room was whipped for you despite your subject being a pain in the ass.

“You look like an idiot.” You mumbled as you slapped Mahito’s hand away in annoyance, your workmate wiggling his eyebrows like the little shit he is.

You completely forgot you did have someone like Gojo Satoru in your life and it was one of your co-workers, Mahito, a Japanese literature teacher who was too nosy for his own good.

“You’ve got a ring on your ring finger and a mailman comes in and gives you an invite for Zen’in Toji’s fortieth birthday.” he whistles, “Even Jogo-sensei gossiped by the water cooler awhile ago, saying that you had eloped with the man. Not that I’m judging you or anything...”

You choke on your saliva, clearly thrown off by the backhanded comment. That darn bald-headed fool that looked like the green eyed monster from the DreamWorks cartoon, he sure needed to lay off the gossip and actually focus on his job as the head of the science department, “You’re not denying it.” Mahito stated, narrowing his eyes in suspicion, “Why aren’t you denying it?”

“I’m not dating Megumi-kun’s father.” You grumbled, finishing up your paperwork, “That man is off limits.”

“Right,” he drawls on sarcastically, “...because you have a strict rule against dating hot older men with money.”

“I also teach his kids and his cousin…” You deadpan.

“We don’t even have a rule against that.” He retorts, rolling his eyes, “If we did, Hanami-sensei would’ve been fired a long time ago.”

“You’re an asshole.”

“And you’re so secretive. If it isn’t Toji Zen’in, who’d ask you out?”

“Hey, I do have a man.” You huffed, “and he’s very kind and considerate...”

The image of the tall and lean man sleeping next to you slowly wormed its way back from your memory and you feel your cheeks start to flush. Good god, what were you? twelve? How embarrassing.

You needed to get that image off of your head, it wasn’t right.

It was all temporary, anyways and he doesn’t even see you in that sort of way-

“Yes, I’m Sukuna and Yuuji Itadori’s guardian…” a very familiar stoic voice could be heard from the nearby table, cutting your thoughts short. Wait, were you so head over heels for the man that you started imagining him here? Yuuji and Sukuna’s guardian? Wait a minute.

All color drained from your face as you snap your head behind you to find the same man you were imagining.

Oh no.

Oh no, indeed.

There stood Nanami Kento in all his glory; crisp suit, stoic face, and eyes laced with mild worry.

“...L/N-sensei is Sukuna-kun’s adviser, by the way. It would be best to discuss this with them.” Akari somberly informed the man, turning to your direction. You don’t miss the shift of expressions when he sees you standing there.

Your mouth parts and you know you look like gawking fish trapped in a small aquarium.

“Akari-sensei’s looking at you with the new hot daddy.” Mahito mumbles next to you, eyeing him up and down, “Definitely wonder where all these old men come from these days.”

You were only half-listening to your co-worker because your head was all over the place, just what were the odds that he was the guardian of the new transferee’s? Just how awkward would everything be? Why did it even have to be at this school out of all places?

Never ending questions pop out of your head as you approached them, “Good afternoon, Nanami-san.” Your smile comes out very stiff and awkward while you hold your hand out for him to shake, clearly there was no memo on how you were suppose to act around your sort-of-fake-husband-whos-kids-you-actually-taught.

Nanami reverts back to his stoic expression as he clears his throat, “Yes, good afternoon to you too, L/N-sensei.” he greets, maintaining a straight-laced tone.

“Akari-sensei says that Sukuna has been quite...rude...in class…” you try to rack your brains up to describe his kid.

“Your son literally pointed out that the history lesson I was teaching was fake and that I should study again so he could get his tuition’s worth.” Akari looks clearly perplexed and ready to throttle the boy if it was legal. You had to admit, Sukuna went overboard with that insult.

You knew how passionate Nitta was about her job and what Sukuna just said to her was like a big ‘fuck you, you suck.’ to her.

“I’ll be sure to talk to him about this,” he sighs, bowing down, “I’d like to ask for forgiveness for that, the boy is a good and smart student-”

“Nanami-san, the school not only cares about grades but character as well.” Akari Nitta sighed, cutting him off, “I’ll let this slide once, if he does that again, it goes on the record.”

You internally bit your cheek, still trying to process everything that was going on.

“I understand. Thank you for that.”

“I’ll walk him out, sensei.” You immediately say soon after, wanting to have some alone time with him, “Let’s go, Nanami-san.”

You walk right next to him silently, some students peerlessly glancing at the tall blonde next to you but you were too immersed in thought to notice the stares, “Nanami-san?” you ask softly as soon as you reach the exit.

Nanami Kento looks at you, his eyes still laced with a bit of worry, “It’s okay.” you silently comforted him, “Just talk to him calmly.”

“That’s not the problem.” he sighed, “I just didn’t expect that the person I married would be the boy’s teacher.”

You sweat drop, “Aren’t you worried about talking to Sukuna? I mean, he literally just disrespected a teacher and you said that he and you weren’t in good-”

“It’s easier to talk to him about that rather than…” he paused, showing his ring, “this.”

You blinked.

Seemed like Nanami knew what to say about the little attitude problem his son had, “So you must be used to this?” you asked, “Him disrespecting the teacher?”

You notice the shift of expressions on his face, you had only known this man for a few days so far but he was starting to get easier to read. His eyes shed more emotion than his face, no wonder he likes wearing those funny sunglasses a lot.

“It’s something I’ve scolded him over a couple of times,” he gruffed, trying to dance around the subject, it seemed like he had such a soft spot to the point where he had a problem with disciplining them, “At times I believe it’s just because he’s way too smart for his age. The boy has read history books for fun when he was a kid and solved quadratic equations to prove that he’s better than me when he was ten.”

“It still doesn’t give him the free pass to say things like that to a teacher”

“I know,” he acknowledged, “I’ll be sure to give him a better scolding-”

“No, you see. This is why he thinks he can get away with it. He isn’t afraid of you. You’ll only probably tell him that you can’t do that.” you frown, crossing your arms, “You do know that not all sensei’s are as nice as Akari-sensei and he could get in trouble for that even more in the future, right?”

Silence lingered between you two for a moment and suddenly you realize that you must’ve said something way off the rails.

“I..” you turn red, embarrassed by the sudden outburst, “That was too much, wasn’t it?”

You look at him directly in the eye, the worry-filled ones are now replaced with a softer gaze. God, he really needed to stop looking at you like a kid. It would only make this set-up more awkward!

“No,” he mumbles, “It...It wasn't too much…”

“Oh.” you cleared your throat, flustered and looking away from his face, “Well, okay then goodbye then Nanami-sa-”

You needed to get out of this conversation quick.

“Kento.”

Your gaze snaps directly towards him, clearly taken aback by the correction.

“What?”

“We’re technically married now, right?” he softly corrected, “Call me Kento.”

“Oh,” You uttered again, this time softly. You looked down on your shoes, it seemed like the floor looked really interesting now, “Then bye-bye, Kento.”

“Bye Y/N.”

He leaves you standing there, cursing yourself because of your erratic heartbeat at the way he says your name in that voice. First name basis? okay, totally normal for sort-of lovers, right?

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heyitsyn · 4 years ago

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Keeping Up With Seijoh Pt. 10

a/n: based on this post uwu

okayokayokayyeyyy

LOOOK I LOVE THIS SCENE LIKE I CAN GO ON A RANT OF HOW IMPORTANT THIS SCENE IS LIKE SKDJSLDKKSSM

okay so

yuhhhhhh

the way this is set up is basically seijoh simping for you

also they have their own separate gc just for them bc they dont want you to see them just simping for you

even tho oiks ltr does that everyday

but hes not ready for that conversation

there was a few times that you were kinda curious as to what was in the chat

but they would click off and they would blush before diverting you to a different conversation

this might sound hella weird and creepy

idk bout yall but i think its cute that they take random pictures of you doing the sinplest things

this all started bc of one picture

from baby aki-kun

so basically you stayed behind with kunimi during monday to just study and you sat in front of him while sharing his desk

babie took a pic of you just studying and he sent it to the gc with no context

its a known fact that seijoh doesnt practice during mondays so they were all doing something out of school

but they were all missing you so seeing you with kunimi fueled jealousy in everyone

even kyo

oikawa blew up in the chat and was keyboard smashing

the others were just teasing him like hes lucky youre with him

but behind the screen, they were blushing and red and envious and AAAAA

thus spurred on some sort of competition

like they would send the chat pictures of you like 'hA TAKE THAT SHES WITH ME'

unbeknowst to you, these boys have folders of just cute candid pics of you

oikawas insta is filled of you and his snap is full of you in his story and his tiktok is full of screaming simp rants about you

the tiktok comments are all like,

‘IS SHE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!’

‘OIKAWA-SAN SHES ADORABLE’

‘BACK🤺OFF🤺OIKAWA🤺I🤺CALLED🤺DIBS🤺ON🤺HER🤺FIRST🤺‘

random ones like him doing a day in my life type of vids and you appearing and everyone can just see the small blush on his face and the bashful yet happy smile on his lips

its really adorable

but the real ones know that shes been appearing in his insta since day 1

moilk.bread.1

thats practically your account now

welll,,,

its more of a fan account for you and a lot of people from aoba johsai follow that account since you dont have an official one yet so they all simp for you there

the pictures were all from everyone like the boyz group chat was a haven for your candids

you did think it was strange that the boys would constantly ask to take pictures with you and everyone was just trying to get a pic to have aesthetic couple pics w you

and they would put it as their wallpaper or lockscreen

IMAGINE THE BLUSH THEY WOULD GET WHEN COMPLETE STRANGERS WOULD ASK THEM IF THATS THEIR GIRLFRIEND

oooo i mentioned this in the post too that iwa and you went to the gym and you guys took a mirror pic

after, you didnt really like the gym bc its just hard yanno?

iwa went back and while he was setting up his weights and equipments, his gym buddy noticed his phone light up causing your picture to show up

'oh? is that your girlfriend, iwaizumi?'

duh he doesnt have a girlfriend so he was like 🤨 until he saw his phone

the lockscreen was blaringly bright and your 'couple pic' was showing with the notifications

totally not oikawa blowing up their group chat bc he was with you

ofc babie hajime got all flustered and he blushed before shaking his head

'n-no'

he mumbled and his buddy laughed before clapping his back

'well, you obviously like her so do somethinf about it before someone does'

dont you think he doesnt know that?

also with mattsun!

this mans works in a cute cafe that this old granny owns and this thought has been living in my head rent free

and he was working during the weekend at the cafe

there were other people there but granny loves him bc hes been working there sibce he was like 15 and she took care of him a lot

he was like a grandson

so while he was serving, this granny was manning the cashier and checking people out

issei's phone was there on the table behind the counter and it started glowing at the indication of the messages being received

'have a nice day-oh!'

she noticed it right there and she saw the picture on his lockscreen

you were probably being carried by him due to your levelness with his height and you were kissing his cheek while issei smiled brightly

that was a picture you both took during an outing at the mall and the sunset behind you was just perfect to take a picture in

poor granny was like 'oop dont look at the messages' so she turned it over to not go to his privacy

there again you were

it was a polaroid of you two and he was backhugging you at school

hint? 👀

askldfjlsdkf

she knew issei was a very handsome young man so there shouldnt have been a surprise that he would be dating someone

can we name this granny?

granny inko lol

okay so granny inko saw issei coming over to rest the serving board thing and she beckoned him over

mattsun nodded and leaned over the counter to see what she wanted only to be greeted with a flick to the forehead

‘oW what was that for?’

he whined while holding the spot

granny inko tutted disapprovingly before crossing her arms

‘youve been working all week this week when you could’ve taken time off to spend it with your pretty lady. is this how men are nowadays? didn’t i teach you right to treat women properly?’

duh baby mattsun was confused like O_O

‘wha?’

his dumb question made her grab the phone and place it on the counter in front of him

‘your girlfriend, child. women need attention constantly and as much as you want that money, is it worth losing that smile full of happiness?’

okay stop it granny im getting emotional

more like disagreeing bc that wouldnt put food on the table BUT ANYWAYS

baby issei was surprisingly embarassed and scratched his neck

‘um,, baa-chan,,,,, she’s not my girlfriend’

he flustered and gave her an awkward smile

granny inko shot him a confused look and tapped the phone

‘well, she looks like she is. and if not, better hurry your move, boy. girls that make men happy like that only comes as rare as a good scratch ticket’

LMAO

i do not encourage gambling so please save your money kids

you know what

these boys do that just to actually feel like it

okay thats confusing so imma explain it in greater detail

whenever someone mistakes you as their girlfriend, it makes them feel like you are for that split second and its just an addicting feeling

its like what if you were their girlfriend?

i mean, youre already the whole team’s girlfriend but theyre greedy brats and just want you for themselves

ohohohohoh

kyo!!

kyo def has a selfie of you both with the doggie filter but it was actually you who took it while he was just staring at you in the background

that was his lockscreen for like the rest of his high school career

lol

anyways!!

he was actually in a fight and during it, his phone fell off to the ground and conveniently oikawa messaged causing it to light up

one of the thugs had their hands gripping kyo’s collar and was pushing him against the wall while the others were surrounding them

they saw the phone flash and kyo cursed at the terrible timing and he made a mental note on killing oikawa later

a guy picked it up and he smirked, seeing the pretty smile of a pretty girl

‘heh? whats this?’

kyotani pushed the guy who was holding him but other two surged towards him and held him tighter

their leader snatched the device and chuckled

‘oh. its that bitch from his school. what is it’

he snaps his fingers as he tries to remember before stopping

‘aha! l/n y/n!’

kyo growled

‘shut up!’

the guy grinned at him and tapped the phone against kyo’s chin

‘oh yea. i heard shes a cutie. most people here know her, kid. now we know shes connected to you and guess what. you cross us again, she’ll take your place as you are right now. orrrr, we can,,, use her as our pet. thats how she is in your team, right? so let us have a turn. maybe we can send you a pic, hm?’

yea no that wasnt happening

kyotani easily beat those people up after because even just saying that unleashes power he didnt know he had

‘bastard. youre lucky this is just a warning. you touch her and i will kill you’

he landed one last kick on the guy’s face before taking the phone and leaving

now he has to figure out how to hide the bruises

you fussed later and he didnt tell you the reason instead just saying they said something that made him angry

nah

you were a person he didnt want to disappoint and he knows how much it hurts you to see him in that state

that was one of the things he hated but loved at the same time

you were such an empath that you would treat him and wince as if you were the one feeling the pain instead of him

and it made him feel special

you were one of the few things he holds close and he would be damned if anything happened to you because of him

the group chat was actually just blowing up with more screaming and the third years yelling at each other with the first years just casually reading the texts

they were used to the arguments within the team and you would remain so naive with the whole thing

kunimi is the type to keep silent and he didnt really care about anyone getting angry if you were spending time with him

but he does get annoyed if you were with kindaichi because you three were a package lol

like when kindaichi and you were at the arcade, this kid walked all the way there just because he didnt want kindaichi to hog you to himself

duh you thought this was adorable and endearing bc they wanted to hang out w you

no LUV theyre greedy brats who gets jealous over yOU

so like i mentioned before that you and makki would walk over to the bakery and you guys would buy food there and such

and its also canon in here that makki only shares his food with you and no one else lol

why?

because when you eat the puffs, you put one in each cheek and it makes you look so adorable like a squirrel

sorry but squirrels are so cute like AAAAA

makki takes so many pictures of you and a lot are surprise shots where your eyes would be wide with cheeks full of food

aaaaa so cute

like you and makki sat down on a bench in the park across the bakery and you excitedly dug in to your own treat

makki chuckled at your excitement but he placed his hand on you arm to stop you

‘y/n-chan. say aaa’

you lit up and let him put the puff in your mouth and thought he was done but was surprised when there were two

you happily chewed it and went back to looking at your treats

but makki interrupted you again by calling you out

‘princess~’

the nickname made your eyes widen with red painting your cheeks and the shutter of the camera made you realize what he did

‘makki-senpai!’

you whined and he laughed

makki had a lovestruck smile on his face and he wiped the bit of creme on the corner of your lip

‘gotta take care of my princess~’

STOPPPPP MY HEART? GONE MY SOUL? GONE HOTEL? TRIVAGO

OH MY GOD IM IN SUCH A MAKKI AND MATTSUN AND IWA AND OIKAWA AND THIRD YEARS IN GENERAL BRAIN ROT PLEASE HELP

but we gotta give love to the second years :’)

ive mentioned that watari is the only person to ever go into your house right?

well, he comes over to cook and such so you guys spend time making food for the team

watari takes this opportunity to take pictures of you cooking and the group chat cries bc its so domestic and they all start having the same thoughts

they really said seijoh braincells

it was like seeing a glimpse of a possible future for them

you, wearing an apron, cooking on the stove with your hair thrown in whatever with baggy clothes

gosh

thats like you someday being their wife and waking up one morning to see you there cooking in the kitchen

oikawa swears he had a dream that night because of that picture and he continuously thanks watari for YEARS because of that picture

okay are you curious about the dream?

yuhhh

oikawa woke up in an unfamiliar bed in a foreign room

he felt his bones crack when he stretched and his hand extended out to a side that was still quite warm

somebody must be sleeping next to him

then he stood up, catching his reflection in the mirror in front of the bed

;)

why would there be a mirror there hmmmm????

ANYWAYS

he noticed he had a bigger build and his hair was longer

then came the itch of the facial hair that he swore wasnt there a minute ago

this guy even checked out his butt and to his surprise, wow

obviously he was confused and a part of him thought this was the future

tooru walked to the door to go into the hallway and concluded, yep, this was not his house

then he heard music being played somewhere and a mixture of voices coming from a room

sounded like a woman and children

he stops at the top of the stairs, suddenly hit of the thought that this voice was so familiar

‘hm?’

tooru walked downstairs and stopped when down the hallway in front of the steps led to the kitchen where the voices seemed to lead to

‘mama! mama! mama! toast! i wan toast!’

‘in a bit, darling. just let me finish flipping the pancake’

the song was lo-fi with the volume being turned low enough to hear the voices fine

tooru wandered down the hallway and he stopped, finally seeing the owners of those voices

there was a handsome little boy sitting on the chair by the island and his brown hair was a mess of wild curls

there was a woman with h/c hair swaying to the tune and a beautiful little girl curled up in her arms while sitting on her hip

‘hey’

oikawa spoke out and caught everyone’s attention

‘papa’s awake!’

‘pa!’

‘hello tooru’

tooru froze

that was you

he knows it’s you

‘y/n-chan’

he whispered and you looked back at him from the pan

‘yes? if youre looking for coffee, we ran out apparently’

that was not what he was talking about

he hastily walked over to the boy and he blinked rapidly

‘you look like me’

he mumbled and the child grinned

‘eung! papa and yozo look the same! mama and nana say so!’

yozo?

feeling like all the attention was on him, the little girl whined and her hands made grabby motions to him

‘pa pa’

she whined and tooru just felt something in him that screamed to hold the kid

you shushed the little girl

‘dont worry, looney loon. papa’s right there’

loon?

tooru stayed frozen at his spot and you raised an eyebrow at him

‘tooru? luna wants you’

luna

that snapped him out of his trance and he held the little girl in his arms where she smiled at him and then he felt tears welling up in his eyes

then he woke up

okay sorry that was a long dream

so this dragged on for so long already okay

this was only meant to be small but aaaaa i couldnt help itt!!!!

but anyways!

the boys are just simps for you and theyre creeps that take pictures of you and they think about you all the time pls accept their love

also a mild continuation of the dream:

oikawa was holding luna and she was happily laying there when another figure emerged from the hallway

‘iwa-chan?’

he asked, surprised

what was he doing here?

iwa heard his name and grunted before going to a beeline for you

you smiled at him and he leaned in to give you a kiss to which oikawa froze in

iwa noticed his best friend holding his daughter and luna saw her father there

‘daddy!’

she shrieked and tooru blanched

‘uh, what?’

iwa extended his hands out to hold the girl but tooru held her tightly and leaned back

haji narrowed his eyes

‘um, give me my daughter, oikawa’

he grumbled and tooru shook his head

‘no! shes my daughter!’

you blinked

‘your god daughter, yes. but she’s half of your best friend, tooru’

half of his-

god? daughter?

‘so that means-’

‘piece it together, oikawa. did ya get brain damage or something? babe, call the doctor’

oikawa screamed

a/n: lol look WHO ROSE FROM THE GRAVEEEEEEE :) anyways. i really want to deeply apologize to everyone for taking an unexpected break and i shouldve told you guys and im really sorry :( everythings just chaotic lmao and im just like taking a breath for a second uwu and im so AMAZED at how many people still follow me even tho ive been gone for so long like bls yall are real ones :’) i love you all and the req box is still closed at this time as i need to finish the ones i have first soo thankyou for reading thiss and hopefully ill update soonerr!!! :)))

also not me completely messing up my kuws and missing 8 and 9 in my masterlist and having a mindblowing realization that i have 10 keeping up with seijoh fics

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dogrosedreams · 3 years ago

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My next semester starts on Monday so I’ve come up with a couple of things I want to work on and try to do differently than last semester! : )

The first thing is that I want to try and arrive on time to all my classes ^^’ Because of my ADHD I have really bad time blindness which makes it hard for me to show up to places on time :’ ) I think setting reminders on my phone is probably the best way for me to try and be on time more often, especially reminders for when I need to start getting ready because I always underestimate how long that takes ^^’

The second thing is starting to work on my essay for the semester a lot earlier than my last one so I’m not rushing to finish it! I’ve already contacted my academic advisor about getting started on my research so I’m already doing better than last semester on this one lol uwu

#studyblr #adhd studyblr #adhd academia #adhd student #queer studyblr #queer academia #chaotic academia #student #university #university studyblr #cottagecore #idk there’s a leaf in one of the pictures uwu’’#that’s cottagecore right #it’s actually growing there bc I live in a shit decaying house but we’re moving soon :-)#star studies

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amor-immortalem · 3 years ago

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Can I Stay Up Here With You Forever ch. 13

Warnings: nothing, just fluff

Taglist: @mediocredetective @it-hurts-when-i-blink @ima-simp-uwu @luckyauthourlampnight

After dinner was finished and the dishes taken care of, the pair settled down on the couch. They exchanged stories of their childhoods some good, some bad.

“So what was your mother like?” Arella asked.

She’d always been curious about the angels that the brothers would consider their mothers- if they’d even had one at all. She’ll admit she didn’t really know how exactly all that worked for them.

“Well, for angels, the term ‘Mother,’ doesn’t really exist. There are female angels that carry us until we’re ready ta be born but usually that’s all the relationship we get with ‘em. Baby angels are cared for by a set team of about 30 guardian Angels in the Royal Nursery.” The demon explains, “I think both Lucifer and I were the only two that had any kind of continuing interactions with our Mothers since they were in charge of it all. I know Levi’s just straight up dipped after she recovered some from the birthing process- Asmo’s too. I don’t really know much ‘bout the twins’ and Lilith’s since I was already trainin’ under Micheal at the time… but ta answer yer question, she was great. When my time in the nursery was up, I threw a fit ‘bout leavin’ her since I knew I probly wasn’t gonna see ‘er ever again. Guess ya could call me a Mama’s boy...”

“That’s kind of sad- being taken from a parental figure you love.” The human frowns. “I feel bad for you.”

“Yeah, it sucked. Michael was great about it though.” Mammon smiles at the memory, “Always told me if I was diligent in my trainin’ he’d take me to go see her as a reward. ‘N then as I got older, he’d cover for me when I’d sneak off during afternoon prayer to go see ‘er. ‘N then Father got a hold of me.”

“Not good?”

“I got a scoldin’, that was just ‘bout it.That was really the first time I’d had any type of interaction with the guy.The old man wasn’t really the type ta dish out physical punishments like that. He just told me ta make sure I didn’t do it again.”

“I mean, I guess that’s the best outcome you could get.” Arella moves to rest her head on his chest. Taking a deep breath as she relaxed a little more into him.

He hugs her a little tighter. “Ya doin’ alright?”

“Yeah,” she smiles, “just thinking about how much I love you and how lucky I am to have you in my life.”

Mammon laughs softly at that as he runs his fingers through her hair. “How is it that ya always know what I’m thinking? Honestly, I think I used up a majority of the rest of my good luck when I met you…”

“Well, Satan does always say that we share a braincell so that could explain it.”

“Yeah, sure sounds like it.” He smiled, “Anyway, I think we should start talkin’ about baby names. He’s gotta have one eventually…”

“Yeah,” she nods, “It’s only a couple of months until he arrives. We should probably start work on turning one of the spare rooms into a temporary nursery as well but that can wait a bit longer...”

“I can start on that tomorrow for ya. You go back ta work on Monday, right? Or are ya already on leave?

“Thank you, and yeah, as much as I wish I could stay home with you all day, I have to go back to work Monday morning I still have a few weeks before I can take Maternity leave. They’re letting me take eight weeks before and eight afterwards. Next Monday, I have my twenty-four-week scan. She sees me every two weeks or so just to make sure nothing’s going wrong for me or our son.”

“Who is lookin’ after ya, by the way?” Mammon looks down at her with a curious expression. “You can’t really go to a human doctor seein’ as this ain’t really yer run of the mill pregnancy... The doc’ll freak out when they catch the boy in his demon form...”

“I’ve been seeing this witch that Solomon found for me. He says she’s been around for quite some time and can offer the best prenatal care available. Her name’s Milli- or at least that’s what she told me I could call her.”

“You wouldn’t happen ta mean Matilda Schumacher would ya?”

“Yeah... why? Do you know her?”

“Yeah... We were good friends- still talk over text sometimes too. Milli’s probably the only witch I know that I don’t actually owe money to and am on good terms with. But she’s gonna be mad at me.”

“Why’s that?” Now Arella’s interest was piqued.

“Not anything ya really need ta be worried about. I borrowed a special deck of cards from ‘er and kept forgettin’ ta give ‘em back to ‘er each time I saw her. It’s been like 2000 years... told me next time I forget ‘em at home she’d curse me, but honestly I think it was just a joke... I hope.”

Arella laughed at that. “I don’t think she’d hold it against you this time since you weren’t aware that you were going to run into her. But what was so special about that deck of cards?”

“They were a cheat deck that I was especially interested in. It’s the deck that I always play with when we’re at school- not that I really need the help to begin with- they're cursed in a way that assures your opponent always has a losing hand.”

“Oh... wait a minute we always play with that deck, don’t we. Is that why I can’t ever beat you?” Arella puffed out her cheeks, “I can’t believe you’d cheat against me.”

“No, no don’t get upset. I use a legitimate deck when I play against you. I’m not that cruel, you’re just shit at hiding your tells.”

“Tosser.”

“And yet you still love me anyway.” he smiled smugly.

“Anyway, I think that deck is actually in your school blazer’s pocket. You know, the one you wore when I first summoned you up here.”

“Really?” He asked, “Here, lemme up and I’ll go check.”

Arella sat up and scooted over, allowing Mammon to go look for the deck. While he was gone, Arella got a text on her phone from Milli letting her know she wanted to see her tomorrow.

“Well speak of the devil...” She murmured as she responded with an ‘ok’ and put the phone away.

“Yeah, they’re there,” Mammon confirms with a shout from upstairs.

“Good.” Arella calls back, “Hey, Honey, Mili wants to see me tomorrow.”

“What for?” The white-haired demon makes his way down the stairs.

“Solomon- the ever-helpful person he is- probably called her and let her know that my fatigue is worsening. We should get to bed- it's pretty late... guess the baby name conversation will have to wait until tomorrow. We kind of got into too many tangents, didn’t we.”

“You could say that again,” He smiles and he lifts her up in his arms, carrying her bridal style.

“You know, I can walk right, Love.

“Yeah, I know but I’d rather carry you.” He gives her a peck to the cheek as he takes her up to their bedroom.

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#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me! shall we date?#obey me fluff #mammon fluff #obey me mammon #om! mammon #mammon #obey me oc #arella #mammon x oc

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pfft-yikes · 4 years ago

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hiii I rly love your writing like it’s rly good so can I request a fluffy head cannon with shino and Yamato 🥺❤️ please and thank you and please keep writing ur one of my favorites

I'm a favorite? T-Thank you..^^｡*♡

Fluff..I'll try my best! I'm so used to writing horny headcanons asdfghjkl

Shino: Fluff!

As previously mentioned, Shino gets interrupted a lot; but he doesn't worry about that with you

You like to hear what he has to say, so when you two got closer, he had a hard time continuing conversations with you

He always expected you to stop him, so he just sat there, being quiet

Now you actively lay on the floor playing with bugs and asking him weird things just to hear what he answers with

Has funny responses but doesn't realize it: he's so blunt about things ajdkdkddj

He wears lip balm; no one knows this though

Shino was really apprehensive about having his bugs around you at first

He thought that you might be afraid, or grossed out

HOWEVER, he changed his mind;

One day, you were just hanging out, and all of a sudden you saw one of his bugs come out from under his glasses

He panicked on the inside

You looked at him

He nervously looked at you

And you said probably the dumbest fucking thing in the world:

"Shino, is he okay? Wait, I can't just assume gender- excuse me little bug, were you suffocating in there?"

It was a done deal after that.

Now you try giving them names and honestly Shino doesn't know what to do about it

He thinks it's cute though ♪

When you walk around together you just hold his jacket

But when you get home, napping on top of him is a must

He likes feeling you breathe, reminds him how simple people really are

One time you asked Shino if you could hug him and was like

??? Yes??

So you went in for it right

And he just stood there, waiting

But here's the thing, Bug Bae be kinda täll

So you grabbed his hands and placed them around your waist, and wrapped your arms around his neck-

And jumped so you could wrap your legs around him.

I swear to gOd, sweet baby was so hAPPY, BUT HIS HEART NEAR FLEW OUTTA HIS CHEST

That's one of his favorite memories, even now

Yamato: Fluff!

Sometimes Yamato does this thing where he gets so stressed that he'll start talking about something, and then completely lose track of what he was saying and forget his next sentence

Gets embarrassed really easily, so he's fun to tease

Drunk Yamato is definitely an experience

Like I mean

You gotta make sure you're outside or sum, Jesus Christ

He started throwing out wobbly wood style in a restaurant the first time he ever drank with friends

But when he's happy and drunk, he'll start growing flowers and it's ADORABLE

He doesn't even know he does it tbh

Yamato really likes to cuddle but he won't ask for it

So when you first started doing cute things together, he really wanted to but couldn't bring himself to ask

Like he kept diverting the conversation from saying what he really wanted, it was cute LOL

You helped him out by saying it first and bOY DID HE SCOOP YOU UP

Now it's just one of those things where you go "hold me" and he gladly stops what he's doing, just to cuddle or spoon you

Wake him up with lots of kisses all over his face

He'll be in a good mood for the rest of the day

He snores in his sleep when he's really tired

Loves to do little things for you, like bring home flowers and trinkets from when he goes on missions

Low-key likes brushing your hair uwu

He loves looking at your eyes, but gets embarrassed about it

Overall, he's a lot more romantic than he himself and others think

Kakashi and Naruto keep complaining to you that he simply will not shut up about you

They asked you to do something about it

So you made it worse ✨

"Yamato?"

"Yes?"

"Can..C-Can I call you honey sometimes?"

*ASDFGHJKL*

"S-Sure- I-I mean, of course you can!"

Some say you can still hear Naruto and Kakashi's irritated yells to this day

Sorry I took so

Fucking long

Fall semester just started for me this Monday; music business shows no mercy ✌🏼😔

LOOK AT MY BOYS GETTING LOVE, UGH YES PLS

Anyway, hope you enjoyed!! I'll be posting my next request soon

(꒪꒳꒪)

#headcanon #headcanons #shino aburame headcanon #shino headcanons #shino x reader #shino aburame x reader #shino aburame #yamato x reader #yamato headcanon #yamato tenzo #yamato #tenzo headcanons #tenzou x reader #tenzou #tenzo x reader

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takaraphoenix · 3 years ago

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H, L and V for the fanfic writer ask! (I know the answer to H, but want you to answer the second part of it: why? ;D)

Thanks for playing, Mia! ^-^

H: Happy- Do you write happy endings? Any particular reason why?

Yes, I write happy endings! Because I write and read to feel good. Sad endings put me into a not good mindset and quite honestly, for that I don't need fiction. I read to make myself feel better, not worse. :D"

L: Length - Do you prefer writing short or long fics? Maybe somewhere in the middle? What do you consider to be your average fic length?

Middle? I think my favorites to write are between 10k and 20k. That's a good length. Which I also think might be my average at this point because I got quite a bunch of 100k+ fics and lately more 1k and lower fics so it evens out to probably 10k average?

Though ever since I started my Magic Monday series, I've actually really learned to enjoy writing shorter fics and come to struggle less with fitting a full story into a shorter length! I used to over exposition too much, build too much world even for short fics. Now, I think, I've gotten better at balancing it for fic length.

V: Villain - Do you have a favorite villain? In which of your fics did you enjoy writing them the most?

"Villain" is such a complex word and there's two different ways that I like villains. Also the distinction between an antagonist or a villain - I'd, for example, not really include someone like Octavian from Heroes of Olympus here.

My favorite villains that I enjoy as villains are the ones that actually are evil, that I can enjoy hating, but that are still more than just... mustache-twirling, if that makes sense? The "I'm evil because I'm evil" is just so tired, they need a proper motivation too, but still need to be... actual villains and not the author going "uwu this is my baby I don't really want them to be evil" and thus the villain gets redeemed, that's... getting tired fast for an actual villain that I can enjoy as a villain. I'd, for example, say that I love Valentine as a villain - his motivation is solid; he's a xenophobic bigoted narcissist, and I love hating him. But I don't actually enjoy writing these villains, because I enjoy writing for the protagonists and the good feels.

On the other hand, the villains that are most likely to be loved by me as characters are the ones where the backstory and motivation give enough wiggle room that you can see them having an actual point, a good reason that you might even relate to or understand. Even if they go too far, or in some cases you might actually want them to go farther. Like Magneto, I love him as a character and honestly he's very valid.

Or, in a slightly different way, Sebastian Morgenstern, because I think that his trauma and the nature vs nurture debate can really be explored here and make him incredibly interesting. In that case, it's hard to pick one that's my favorite, but I guess the one where I explored him the most and the potential of what a difference it'd make if he was, ya know, loved instead of tortured, would be The Penhallow Twins.

Sooo, the answer to what villain I like depends on what kind of villain-liking we're talking about. Some villains, I enjoy writing as the villains. Other villains, I enjoy exploring and redeeming or supporting.

Fanfic Writer Ask

#Fanfic Writer Ask #send me asks #Writing #About Me

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morimakesfanart · 3 years ago

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(13) do you read manhwa if you do what is you're favourite? (14) What's the craziest and wildest thing that you've ever done?(15) If you had to live on an island, what 3 things would you take with you? (16) What Pets Did You Have While You Were Growing Up? (17) What’s Your Favorite Day Of The Year? (18) How Do You Relax After A Hard Day Of Work? (19)What's Your Favorite Disney Movie? (20)What’s The Most Useless Talent You Have?

13) OMGOSH I am reading so many!! I've got a favorite for everyday of the week. I'll put whatever is tying for first. (These are the official English Titles) (These are just the manwa. I also read a bunch of comics from other places)

Monday - The Little Rabbit and the Big Bad Leopard (Tapas), A Contract Concubine (Tappytoon)

Tuesday - A Wicked Tale of Cinderella's Stepmother (Tapas),

Wednesday- Touch my Little Brother and You're Dead (Tappytoon), The Villainess Deserves to Die (Tapas)

Thursday - Dutchess of Debauchery (Lezin)

Friday - Waiting Where the Shooting Star Falls (Tapas), I Shall Master this Family (Tapas)

Saturday - Falcon Princess (Tapas), Like Wind on a Branch (Webtoon), Men of the Harem (Webtoon), Your Throne (Webtoon)

Sunday - The Fantasie of a Stepmother (Tapas)

(you guys have no idea how many ads I watch to read some of these. I'll have my phone just running ads while I work on things.)

14) The most dangerous thing I've done was probably give emergency first-aid to a child when I was a counselor. We didn't have enough gloves to protect everyone and I was the only person who could get him to stop crying while we cleaned his gash and put on a temporary bamdage. He ended up needing stitches. It's dangerous because blood carries disease.

The craziest/more shocking things I did were in middle school (ages 11&12). There were a group of boys that were bullies to me and my friends. They would verbally abuse us, and vandalize my things. I ended up fighting back a few times. I even gave one a black eye. I found out years later that at least two of them had a crush on me throughout the years, and were the types of boys "to bully the girl they like." It just made me hate them. Those are stories I wouldn't mind telling at some point but they deserve a post all on their own. -Wait!! Trying to take justice into my own hands was definitely a bad habit I had when I was young. XD

15) If I was going to a deserted island I'd bring a tactical shovel, a pot or something I can cook and boil water in, and benedryl (in case I have an allergic reaction to something).

16) I've had a bunch of cats and one beta fish named Fishy (I'm super good at names UwU).

The cat my parents had when I was born was a long haired taby named Tiger. A year after he passed away, my dad brought home a kitten that looked like he was wearing a tuxedo and gloves. We named him Rascal, but normally called him Ru-ball. When I was 8ish I got a calico kitten that I named Princess. She lives only in my room for the first 6 months, so I could learn to take care of her and so Rascle could get used to her smell. She ended up liking my mom the most and started mimicking her voice, so my cat sounded like a chain-smoker trying to mimc my mom's nasally voice. A few years later my sibling got Shadow, a small black kitten, but he died of feline leukemia about 1.5 years later.

We ended up taking care of some strays: Rusty, Momo, and Memers. Rusty and Momo were both orange boys. Momo was deaf. Memers was a small grey young boy that followed Momo everywhere. Rusty turned out to be a neighbor's cat that spent most of his time outside.

Our current cats are General Coconut (Coco), Captain Neapolitan Anderson (Neo), and Corporal Marzipan (Marmar). We got all of them as kittens at the same time. Coco is younger than the other 2 by about 3 months, and she stayed small even after growing up. Neo is the biggest. Coco and Neo are both black cats with small white tuffs on their chest. Neo and Marmar we're labeled as brothers so we had to get them together. Marmar seems to be a Norwegian Forest Cat.

Coco is the one looking at the camera. The nickname for the group of them is Catfectionaries because their names are all based on dessert food/ingredients.

17) I don't have a specific date that's my favorite. But I like days that are a little cool with warm sunshine. They're really nice for taking walks. I also like to walk in summer rain storms and like sitting on the porch and watch the lightning.

18) When I get stressed I like to drink something vanilla. I like vanilla black tea with a little white sugar, and vanilla chai milk tea with cinnamon the most. Sometimes I make hot chocolate with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. If I need something cold I'll get A&W Root beer or a cream soda and make it a float with vanilla ice cream. The process of making the beverage is a part of what helps me relax. If I'm wound up, I'll start my exercise routine early.

19) When I was a baby my favorite Disney movie was apparently 101 Dalmatians. Then until I was 6 it was Beauty and the Beast. Then Aladdin tied with it for my favorite. Now my favorite might be Tangled.

20) My most useless talent is probably how flexible I am. I did ballet and other forms of dance for 13 years, so I'm very flexible. I still do stretches, but I'm not as flexible as I used to be. I have no use for it now that I have a desk job XD

#mori answered #long post

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hoe-imaginess · 5 years ago

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Please please please Dabi/Hawks threesome with reader relationship headcanons??? With NSFW if you’re feeling up to it.

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Dabi x reader x Hawks relationship !!

•Hot, but possibly the worst decision of your life ngl

•Dabi... just ain’t about it. Like, he won’t consider it a relationship so much as it’s just an arrangement. Because if it were a relationship and that meant you were with him then you are going to be with him and him only, screw that other guy

•Hawks isn’t overly fond of sharing either but it’s... doable

•You’re definitely going to be around Hawks more often (despite the fact that he’s a busy guy) because he is just... so much nicer to be around lmao

•Sure Hawks is a little spastic sometimes, and his idea of romance is pulling like... 14 things of yakitori out of his pocket at any given moment and suggesting you two have a “quick lunch date” on some rooftop somewhere, and by quick he means like five minutes so better hurry up and CHEW—

•Still so much better than hanging out with Dabi though sksksk

•Dabi will just... laze around and completely forget you’re with him. You breathe too hard and he’s like DAMN bitch you scared me how long you been sitting there tf?... don’t sneak up on people like that

•Most of the time when you three are together, it’s you and Hawks having an actual conversation as you’re snuggled up on a couch somewhere, while Dabi is lounging on the opposite couch and insulting both of you/making crude comments when he sees fit

•Especially if Dabi is trying to sleep and you two won’t shut the hell up he will actually tell you to the shut the hell up. And Hawks is like “Dude there are other rooms to sleep in. Just leave.” And Dabi is like “...You leave”.

•Dabi is a dick sorry. He may or may not make you cry at any given time because he’s just so... mean. Okay even if you’re not crying, he can very easily destroy your mood and just ruin your whole day

•Which is when Hawks gets to swoop in and cheer you up. Dabi will see this and be a little annoyed but at the end of the day... whatever. If you wanna be babied you can hang out with Hawks. Good riddance in Dabi’s opinion

•Basically Hawks pampers the hell out of you and treats you like his little angel and it makes Dabi nauseous

•Okay I really do not think either of them would ever jump at the idea of a threesome because they... just... can’t stand each other

•Dabi is going to constantly complain about not being able to keep his dick hard because “This stupid chicken can’t keep his wings to himself” and always smacks them out of the way (Hawks is very bad about keeping his wings under control during sex. You make one hot moan and they flutter out in excitement, and Dabi is at constant risk of getting accidentally shanked by a feather because of it)

•And meanwhile Hawks can’t concentrate on doing what he needs to do when Dabi is saying the absolute filthiest words he has ever heard in his life come from any human being’s mouth, ever. How is that dirty talk allowed? Hawks is like?? Is anyone else hearing this shit??

•Hawks will be between your legs giving you that Signature Head™ and Dabi is suddenly telling you how hard he’s gonna fuck you and how loud you’re gonna scream for him and how he wants to hear you cry and beg for it and that he can’t wait to mess you up— then Hawks will pop up, like, absolutely horrified??? Like?? WHO SAYS THAT??

•(Hawks will never fully believe it if you tell him that this type of dirty talk actually turns you on... yet.. he will start trying to dirty talk you too. It’s hot as shit but it’s not as fucking filthy as Dabi. Dabi just... it comes so naturally it’s scary)

•So yeah expect most of the sex to be... separate. Everyyyy once in a while you’ll be having sex with one of them, then the other suddenly walks in like... oh... welp *starts unzipping his pants* don’t mind if do—bc he’s too horny to leave now. So he jumps in to join the fun, despite the other guy’s complaints

•They’re both so goddamn annoying sometimes though jfc. Dabi will ignore you for a week straight then bust down the door when you’re trying to nap, because suddenly he’s bored and wants attention and it’s almost always sexual attention, the same attention he’s been neglecting to give you, but don’t tell him that because... he won’t give a shit. And if you don’t wake up and give it to him, he’s gonna slide under the sheets and start pinching and groping and rubbing you everywhere those hot hands can reach, and/or physically kick you out of bed when you still don’t respond

•Meanwhile Hawks will be having a conversation with you about... literally... the paint on the wall and then suddenly he’s like!!! Hey... so... want sum fuck?

•They’re both randomly horny and it is a mess

•(Ok I lied Hawks is always horny.) (Dabi is horny like... every third Monday of the month and it has to be a full moon and the stars have to be aligned and—... but yeah ok, since he’s finicky and only fucks you every once in a while, when he finally does want in your pants, it’s sooooo wild. You’re getting fucked until you can’t walk for three days)

•So basically between the walking aphrodisiac (Hawks) and Japan’s Number One Sadist (Dabi) you somehow get no break, and honestly idk if it’s physically healthy to be having as many orgasms as you do have between the two of them

•Dabi can be pretty crude and inconsiderate, and after fucking you, will probably tell Hawks he can go ahead have his “sloppy seconds”, which um... is obviously pretty degrading for you. Fuck Dabi.

•But Hawks is like fuck it bro do I look like I care?? He just wants to give you some luv (and head especially, since SOMEONE... *cough* Dabi *cough*... will rarely go down on you). Hawks will take the sloppy seconds. He wants you that bad it doesn’t matter

•Which is when Dabi starts calling him a cuck

•But... nothing some shower sex with Hawks can’t fix if you two wanna be fresh for each other. Sloppy seconds his ass. And Hawks isn’t overly competitive, but this is usually when he wants to really rile you up to as a big “fuck you” to Dabi. Hawks not only makes you moan loud but also tickles you or make funny jokes that’ll have you laughing loud enough for Dabi to hear. Just to prove that he can make you cum and make sure you’re having a good time. What a King

•Dabi does hear it, but rarely gets jealous. He’s just like... ew... disgusting... get that uwu shit away from me

#dabi #hawks #hawks x reader #dabi x reader #bnha imagines

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