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groundsnow · 4 years ago

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イツカ

I gotta act normally. Prof. Matsui specifically instructed me to keep watch on Aki without letting her suspect me.

"Remember, Horikawa, you need to get close to her as much as possible, but don't let her or anyone suspect your actions. The Cirql System is determined to keep this a secret from the general public. Only the concerned authorities are aware of our operations. You can think of yourself as Masuda's bodyguard, keeping watch 24/7. Do anything you deem appropriate to accomplish this task as long as you uphold the principles of Cirql."

Anything? So, basically, it's up to me to handle this case? That is, as long as no one discovers about the secret society... and Aki's true identity. I'll get creative then, I guess. I look at my wristwatch— it's 9:48 pm! Damn, I can't be late. It's going to be another violation. The dormitory's curfew is at 10 pm. I'll definitely make it before 10!

I run as quickly as I can. Recently, I noticed that my endurance has improved. The trainings must have really paid off! I'm about the enter the gate now. It's 9:53 pm. Well, that was fast. Whew!

I put in the key and turn the knob. I open the door and see that Aki is still awake, sitting in front of her desk and facing her laptop. She's probably studying. I enter the room and put my stuff on the desk.

"Yo, Aki" I greet her with a two-finger salute.

"Hello, Horikawa." She waves at me.

"Busy, huh. Studying again?" I ask.

"Yes, we're gonna have a quiz on Thursday. She says.

"You know, Aki, you don't have to speak so formally to me." I say. She looks so startled.

"O-okay, Sena." Am I actually intimidating her? She can't even say it loud enough.

"Right. From now on just call me by my first name. " I say cheerfully. She looks surprised then laughs.

"Okay." She looks embarrassed by what I just said. Maybe she's just really shy.

"By the way, Aki, I have a question." She looks at me intently, her eyes not blinking.

"Eh? What is it?" Her face looks surprised. She's too easy to read! If someone wanted to pull a prank on her, I'm sure she'd fall for it easily. But I won't do that, ever. Not to an innocent and gullible person like her. Sorry, Aki, but I have to do this. Please forgive me! I run my fingers through my hair, then look her in the eyes.

"Can you stop being timid? Seriously, it's stupid. Don't waste your potential by being a nerd who avoids people. You shut-in." It's mean, I know. But this is the fastest way to know if she has DID too. Silence fills the room, and she's still staring at me. She doesn't blink or move at all. I move closer and wave my hand in front of her.

"Hey idiot?" She slowly turns her back on me. I guess I have my answer now. I hear a loud, manic laughter, which startles me. She slowly turns to face me again, this time her eyes turn blue. Okay, now that's unexpected. Is this part of the gene mutation too?

"HAHAHAHAHAHA IDIOT? YOU MUST BE SO FULL OF YOURSELF. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO." Whoa dude that 180° change to a totally different personality. She's still laughing manically. She really has MGID, plus DID. I just confirmed my theory. The aggressive personality is triggered when she's faced with a potential threat. Her facial expression, voice, and overall aura are completely different. She's turned into someone else.

"Who are you then?" I respond, trying to find out how the other persona reacts.

"HA. YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME, HUH?" She smirks then grabs the closest thing she can reach then throws it at me. I quickly dodge it. She's finally gotten violent. She throws a punch at me, which I dodge again. She laughs while attacking me. I catch her fist and try to stop her. She's surprisingly strong despite looking so petite and weak.

"Tell me who you are." I ask her, now holding her fists to prevent her from punching me.

"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, IDIOT!" She twists her arms, causing me to lose grip of her. She attempts to kick my abdomen, but I quickly dodge. Is she actually trained in martial arts? I don't want to hurt her so I've taken a defensive stance all this time.

"What are you doing?" I ask again.

"YOU'RE ANNOYING!" Yikes. I never thought the other personality would be this violent. She continues to throw punches and kicks at me, all of which I either dodge or block with my arms. I grab her arms then pin her against the wall. Her sharp gaze pierces through me. I suddenly feel something hard on my stomach, forcing me to fall on the ground. Right. She just used the one-inch punch on me. It hurts. I can't help but cough. She's about to throw me a punch. Running out of options, I grab a needle pen from my pocket then stab her left thigh. She still gets to hit my left jaw though. A few seconds later, she loses consciousness. I catch her just before she hits the ground. Phew. That was tiring. If only I fought back, I wouldn't have been hit. I just chose not to injure her. I'm now carrying her to her bed, my arms supporting her back and the back of her knees. She's so light that I don't feel like I'm carrying a person. I'm glad the tranquilizers worked on her. She'll wake up soon.

I sit on my bed, still watching her. I'm now feeling the injuries I sustained earlier. My left jaw is lightly bruised, and my abdomen still hurts. I stand up to get some ice cubes from the refrigerator for cold compress. Now sitting on my bed, I can't help but look at her who is sleeping peacefully. I can't believe that I'm looking at a 16-year-old, because she honestly looks like a 12-year-old kid. Her face is too young-looking, and she looks so innocent, which is too different from the other persona earlier. I've proven that she indeed has DID apart from MGID, and how the violent persona is triggered, but I can't let Cirql know about it, or else I'm doomed. Prof. Matsui would surely scold me for being reckless.

I put down the cold compress bag on my desk, realizing that I haven't changed clothes yet. I quickly grab a t-shirt and a pajama so I could rest on my bed. I'm lying down, facing the ceiling. Ugh. Still can't sleep. I'm wondering why her violent persona was triggered when I told her to stop being timid. She was probably bullied in the past. I face sideways, now facing her. She sleeps in a fetal position, which makes her look cuter. She's almost like a kitten. I let out a sigh. Well, at least, I have some leads now in handling this case. I've uncovered some clues on her identity. I hope everything goes well.

I check the time — it's 4:36 am and I still haven't had a wink of sleep. Damn. I keep tossing and turning. I'm thinking about what happened earlier. I specifically thought of asking that question, because I somehow knew that she'll react to it strongly. We haven't talked a lot, but my intuition tells me that it'll cause internal conflicts for her, hence an ideal trigger. I suddenly feel guilty for doing that to her, still, it's the only way to know. I'll take responsibility for this, and won't let anyone know about the reckless move I made to confirm my theories.

Looks like I won't be able to sleep at all. It's 4:50 am and I have a 7 am class. I'm not even sleepy. I get up and gather my toiletries before going to the shower. If I keep lying on my bed, I might fall asleep eventually and miss my class.

It's now 6:00 am, and I've finished preparing. She's still sound asleep. I check her class schedule on her desk. She has an 8:30 am class. Should I wake her up now? It might be too early though. Aight, I'll just stay here until it's 6:45 am so she can sleep for 45 minutes more. It's like making up for what I did last night too.

Her phone rings, and for some reason, I get curious who sent her a message. Her screen's locked, but notifications and details are still visible.

Hiromi Horikawa

Hi Aki! :)

What the hell? Why is that bastard chatting her? Seriously, what is he up to? Does he know that she's a case?

I grab my phone from my pocket. I gotta text someone. I search the bastard on Telegram.

Annoying Bastard

Sena: Do you know Aki?

Hiromi: Yeah, we're blocmates. Why?

Sena: Stop talking to her.

Hiromi: Why should I listen to you?

Sena: Because I'm the sentinel assigned to her. Get away from her.

Hiromi: What? Since when did she become a case?

Sena: Haven't you heard from Prof. Matsui at all?

Hiromi: No. I don't understand what you're saying.

Sena: Idiot. You don't attend meetings, that's why. Talk to Prof. Matsui then.

Hiromi: You know that I've filed a request for inactivity. I need to focus on my studies.

Sena: Focus on your studies, and yet you've chosen to abandon the most important duty bestowed on us. Nice. Just talk to Prof. Matsui. And don't get near Aki again, or I'll personally report you to Cirql. I'll be destroying this convo now.

Hiromi is typing...

I tap the "delete conversation" button so that there's no trace for both us. I can't risk that bastard doing something stupid.

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awmalory · 7 years ago

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Survey Thing

Thanks @canadiangoober for the tag. This is a long one, but it’s summer so I have the time.

1 - Who was the last person you texted? One of my friends showing her Liam’s selfie from last night.

2 - When is your birthday? May 5

3 - Who do you want to be with right now? Hmmmmm, my bestie is in Spain with his hubby. I wouldn’t mind hanging with him for a bit.

4 - What sports do you play? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Look, I love sports. I will watch anything sport related. However, I cannot play a sport to save my life. I have no athletic ability. I can be loud and loyal though!

5 - Who is the first person in your contacts? The number I have to call if I need a sub for my classroom.

6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment? Strip That Down and Slow Hands are tied for 1st.

7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with? Bear Grylls or someone of that ilk so that I can get off that stupid island!

8 - What do you feel right now? Heat. It’s hot here.

9 - What chocolate is your favorite? Dark Chocolate I guess. I’m not a huge chocolate person.

10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have? 4

11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account? An author whose books I used to love (then she totally wrecked the main character, which is her choice of course but I was so disappointed that I had to stop reading the series) had a tumblr so I looked around and liked it. Then I watched Carpool Karaoke and I was done.

12 - Who is your favorite blogger? Oh wow. That’s hard. I like people who are anti Larry. I like blogs where all the boys are supported.

13 - Where do you want to be right now? In the mountains

14 - What do you want to be in the future? Safe, happy, loved, lottery winner

15 - When was the last time you cried? Yesterday. It was some video on the internet

16 - Are you happy? Yes

17 - Who do you miss? Ok. Settle in. Two years ago my best friend of over 20 years ended our friendship. She had been going through a difficult time and decided that I had not been supportive enough during her time of need. One day I called her and she didn’t answer. A few minutes later I got a text telling me that she was too hurt by my behavior and that she didn’t want to speak to me. I read the text once and deleted it. Then I erased her contact info and blocked her on all social media sites. It was without a doubt one of the hardest things I have ever done. It went against every instinct I had. I wanted to pick up the phone and apologize and try to soothe things over. But I knew that I couldn’t. Not without me regretting it down the line. I miss her every day. She would’ve loved my new found devotion to One Direction. She would’ve loved going to see Harry with me, she would’ve helped me get tickets to the Oct. concert in Atlanta. She wouId’ve gone to see Niall, and Louis and Liam. I still see something or hear something and pick up my phone to call her before I remember that I can’t. It still sucks. I miss her.

18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life? No. I don’t think so.

19 - What was the best thing you were given? My Kindle, my doggies.

20 - Who was the last person who called you? My dad

21 - What is your favorite dish? There is a restaurant in the mountains near my house and from beginning to end they have the best food ever! I would start with the fried green tomatoes on a bed of shrimp and grits, followed by a steak that you can cut with a fork, and then key lime creme brulee.

22 - Who is your best friend? Gary

23 - What is your biggest regret? Not going away to college. I went to a college close to home and I loved it, but I wonder what would’ve happened if I had left.

24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner? No

25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with? My family

26 - Name someone pretty. I’ve always thought Angelina Jolie was beautiful.

27 - Who was the last person you hugged? My niece or nephew probably

28 - What kind of music do you listen to? Pop-rock, and pop

29 - Are you over your past? Some things, sure. Some things I don’t think you can get passed.

30 - Who is the last person in your contacts? My eye doctor

31 - What kind of person do you want to date? Someone kind, smart, compassionate, settled, tall (that one isn’t a deal breaker)

32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night? Nope

33 - From whom was the last text message you received? My friend agreeing with me that shirtless Liam is very pretty

34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt? jeans

35 - How’s your heart? It’s fine

36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”? Yep. Jeremy. He was my first real kiss.

37 - Do you like someone as of the moment? Not really

38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend? Thanks and good luck.

39 - Do you have any phobias? rodents. I just can’t.

40 - Did you try to change for a person? No, not change. But I do try to learn more about the things that my friends like--mainly so that I can talk to them about the things they like. Although if I find that I don’t like something I don’t force myself to like it.

41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone? I bought an entire set of winter clothes for a student once. He never knew it was me.

42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship? Goodness yes. He was a great guy. We just weren’t great for each other at the time.

43 - Are you in a good or bad mood? Good

44 - Name someone you can’t live without. My parents

45 - Describe your dream date. A fun tailgate, a Georgia football game, drinks after

46 - Describe your dream wedding. Something casual. I don’t need the big ceremony anymore. I want a simple ceremony and a huge kick ass fun reception. I want people to have fun!

47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s? A couple from students.

48 - Have you ever been kissed? Yes

49 - How long is your longest relationship? 3 years

50 - Do you regret your past? Parts of it, sure. But that doesn’t mean that I would change anything.

51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else? Every time I take my niece and nephew bowling and they kick my ass it’s pretty stupid. They’re 8 and 5. I mean, come on!

52 - Have you ever cried over someone? Yeah

53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone? I try not to, but I do.

54 - Are you a crybaby? About other people, yes. I can’t remember the last time I cried about myself.

55 - Do people praise you for your looks? Not really

56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t? Yes.

57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret? Yep

58 - Do you like getting hurt? No

59 - Does anyone hate you? I don’t know. No one has said it to my face, but I’m sure there are people out there who don’t care for me.

60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”? No

61 - What hair color do you prefer? I don’t care. Brown I guess.

62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it? I’d like to not care as much about my weight.

63 - Do you love someone as of the moment? Yes

64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself? No

65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school? Yes. I work with 150 people. It’s not all smooth sailing.

66 - Can you live without internet? No

67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone? Ms. Jackson

68 - Are you good at holding back your tears? No

69 - Are you a crybaby? No

70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical? Yes. Once. It wasn’t pretty, but it was no big deal.

71 - Are you a KPOP fan? No

72 - Do you study hard? Yes. I liked school.

73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love? No

74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight? Yes

75 - Have you ever ridden a boat? Yes

76 - Did you have an accident last year? No

77 - What kind of person are you? I’d like to think I’m kind, accepting, loyal.

78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone? No

79 - Have you ever been jealous? Yes.

80 - How can you prove your love to someone? I don’t know. I think it would depend on the person.

81 - What are you thinking right now? If I want to work on school stuff when I am finished with this.

82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts? A fellow teacher--Amanda

83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase? No

84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel? Yes

85 - Did you ever badmouth someone? Yes, but I am working on that. It’s not something I am proud of.

86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone? Yes--I teach 5th grade!

87 - Do you have trust issues? Yes--stupid anxiety

88 - Are you broken-hearted? No, cracked maybe.

89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? My niece and nephew

90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it? Yes

91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”? Yes, but that doesn’t mean you can’t help a little.

92 - Who do you want to marry? I don’t know if marriage is in the cards for me.

93 - Do you believe in destiny? Yes

94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”? No

95 - How do you look right now? Clean? I don’t know.

96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies? No, it dies.

97 - Have you found your true love? Nope

98 - What should you be doing right now? Working on school stuff

99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends. Jeremy

100 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough? Yes. It’s a constant struggle. But sometimes I win. And sometimes I tell people when I don’t feel good enough and they help me. But it’s hard.

#survey #please do it if you want to #please ask about anything that doesn't make sense #I'll be glad to try to explain an answer better #or give more details

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angel-nero · 7 years ago

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11 questions...

I was tagged by @pureren @zaevran @glaspaladin @z-ayauitl and @kcgane ty so much !!! ♥

RULES: 1. Always post the rules 2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you 3. Write 11 questions of your own 4. Tag 11 people

my questions…

1. what’s the worst piece of clothing you own?

2. what’s the coolest piece of uh fashion that is so cool you can’t even wear to go out? lol

3.- what book have you read that you feel it has been the worst?

4.- What’s the healthiest meal you actually like?

5.- do you love keith kogane? (or vld keith lmfao what u prefer to use)

6.- something paranormal ever happened to you? if yea, what?

7.- do you get jealous easily? with who? (friends, popular ppl, talented ppl, the s/m)

8.- what’s the cutest thing you own?

9.- what are your favorite crisps?

10.- do you have a favourite drink?

11.- can you tell im hungry? what hobby you wish you liked or wish you did?

i tag: @kukinta @kittyr0se @heirith @liesfromsatansbuttcheeks @sheith-love-always @acequeenm @blessedkeith @lukaspatel @ke1th @ace-pidge @keith8 but only if you want to!

TESSA’SS AND!! TAMI’S QUESTIONS1!!!

1. Do you connect with people easily?

mmm, I don’t becos im a very quiet person and can be w u w/o talking at all and I get overwhelmed by convos I don’t care about also it’s kinda hard to win my trust and also interest lol. I’m nice tho, i mite not be enjoying myself but i’ll forev b nice w u.

2. Did something good happen to you this week?

uH yeah, i’m doing things to improve my health, i did my uni exam, im frEE, i finally don’t have to go to rEliGIoUs classes aNYMORE and UH,,, i got a diet to win weight and its cool i get to eat ESQUITE LMFAO. i will see my bffs in friday and i have browney mix there i should bake but im lazy

3. What’s the personality trait that annoys you most in other people?

When people pretend to like something just 2 b friends w someone or ME, do you know we can be total dif and maybe still b friends if u cOOL. Ass kissers, hypocrisy, LIES LOL. I don’t like fake ppl at all.

4. If you could participate in any existing tv reality show, which one would you choose?

The ones where they change ur style and buy clothes for u 2 love urself and do ur hair and make up and buy u xpensive undies. I loved that crap when i was in secondary school lmao

5. What’s something you’re insecure about?

That I can’t be in one place without wanting tofuckin run, the fact that i can’t eat w ppl at all, that i have to go to the fucken gYM

6. What’s your favourite way to hang out with friends?

:’)) well,,, i go to my bff’s house or they come. If im fine then walk around my neighborhood cus it’s nice ahaha anxiety am i rite. oKAY, even if i get anxiety i like ice skating, or roller skating, i have a lot of fun. My friend want us to go to this pixies concert and im like :(( boo i love u

7. What’s your favourite fic trope?

lol idk,,,,, pining? mutual pining? no pining and they getting to know therngs im melttin sTOP idk…… it depends on whAT shIP. I just know i’ll read any fake dating of my otp. idk idk duuuude i legit don kno. It’s not a trope but i love crunchy feelings, showefjsid fksjnj its hard to talk about this im sOrry

8. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve liked in the past?

hahahahahaha my crush

9. What do you consider to be the best period of your life?

When I was 14. I went to parties more than i go to them now lol, i drank and smokkd w who where my best friends back theN i know it’s whack. we used to go to roller skate? all the damn time and did sleepovers and everything was funny, we practically lived together and my friend that was 16 drove us to places lmao,, everything was so good. but like, dont imagine me too wild i only smokd like 5 cigs in my life and hookah and we even broke one.

10. What do you consider to be the worst period of your life?

mpghgg, when i turned 15,,, in the middle of it everythin went to shit to the actual date. But im trying to change that

11. How did you meet your best friend?

I met her,,,, 11 years ago. Look, I usually have best friends in pack. I have 3 bffs at the moment, one of them sat next to me in 2nd year of primary school. IDK how i got to actually know my absolute bff tho but we did a lot of weird shit. we also met in the same classroom and she was my bff back then. The third one was also a frind but not so much during those years. Later i changed of classrooms and shit and bonded more when I was 14 w 6 friends and those r i did crazy shit w but we got separated and stopped talkin and they invited me to the club a week before my uni exam but i was high on meds and sick af. and never replied also going to meet em again at the club makes me nervous af tbH…. I have had a lot of super close friends in my life wTf. In my new school i have also 7 friends that r super close.And we’re also a pack of bffs. I actually had a hard time to use the word bestfriend lol, not bc of me havin a lot or anythin, i was just emo i guess

BEX’S QUESTIONS YOo

1. What’s the strangest nickname you’ve ever been given?

:))))))))))))))))))))))))) gabhole, gabaloney, TETI THAT SOUNDS LIKE TITTY. now ft Aztec secret

2. Do you like to gossip?

UMMMMMM,, i dont like to listen to another ppl judging someone, I hate it and i normally tell them to stop. it depends i guess

3. Are you afraid of the dark? um,,, no but i dont like it lol

4.Have you ever been stung by a bee?

no, but i steppeddd on one. I also was pickin a tree and till this day i dont knoW wTF it was but i had something big in my middle finger and it fucken hurt like a bitch and i had A BALL on it UGHHHHH I HATE BUGS

Bigfoot or mothman? fucking none

Do you trust anyone with your life? i mean, idk

Do you have any habits you wish you could break? yEAH, to stop tweeting my mental breakdowns is one lmao.

Would you go ghost/alien hunting?

both tbh, who wants to break into abandoned houses w me, i live in front of one,,, i mean not so infront but in the row of houses infront of me lmao english whO? dude rosetta stoned by tool is my aesthetic, alien stuff. bex listen to it pls

Best pickup line? (you’ve heard or used on you/you’ve used)

u r the best chair *proceeds to sit on em* keith to shiro probably

Mint or fruit gum?

I dont like gum much cos it makes me hungry or thirsty. I also drink too much soda to fuck w mint stuff :(( say that to the mints i bought lol :( i only eat halls or gum bc im nerves w ppl so they stopped bein a thing i enjoy for me lol. i do that since im like,,, uh,,, idK 15. it fuckd my stomach

What do you want to be remembered for?

I mean if I have to pick and b unrealistic, for art maybe,,, or for the thing i end up working with, like architecture or somethin. Art, def art cus i like art so much

ZURI’S QUESTIONS!!!

1.-if you had to chose one thing to eat for the rest of your life what would it be?

I MEAN THIS QUESTION IS THE DEVIL I GET TIRED OF EVERYTHING TO THE POINT I DONT WNAN EAT ANYTHING I WILL JUST IGNORE IT SSAYS ONE AND SAY MEXICAN FOOD

2.- what are you most afraid of? Mental illnes and being ill and living

3.- do you have a favorite place to visit?

I mean,,,, i love walking in the center? centre? of my city bc is like going to another place. Is also fucking Cuba in there. Everyone says that, my dad asked a cuban marine he met if it was true and he said it was ‘’ the fackin same’’ So its like,,, travelling in time and places. also the beach and the port.

4.- what type of weather you enjoy the most?

I need the sun, otherwise i get sad… i like cloudy w sun. I just like to go out in the afternoon tho lol so like,,, sun pls so the sky can turn pinkish

5.- do you have a rare ability like dislocating your thumb or moving your eyes really fast?

i move my tongue real real fast and also can do the cherry knot thing and uh i can like, be aberrantly stupid too. hey but dont fuk w me and bother me 4 bein stupid, i will fist fite u and i mite b stupid but i will also mite think u r stupid if i don like u so fuk off. Dam,,, i get like, bothered so easy LOL like, think u r better than me and i’ll fist fite u LMFAO WHY THO I SUK, but like, if not bothered, i think of everyone as my equal… wow this was not the question

6.- do you think it would be easier to create one universal lenguage or an accurate translator? nO… dont delete culture like that,,, an accurate translator mite come in handy u kno but like, some languages have words that don’t exist in others so like :-/

7.- is there something that soothes you no matter what? um no i wish

8.- favorite piece of clothing? boots and thights

9.- is there a song stuck in your head right now? YEAH dig down by muse i love it, every1 says it sUCLks but i can’t stop listenin to it

10.- why is your favorite animal your favorite animal? i don play favs but i love the honey badger bc of this pleas fuckin watch it and THIS

11.- morning person or late riser? Oh,, i cant wake up to save my life so late riser

SUNNY’S QUESTIONS!!!

1. do you have any plushies? a LOT but im like,,, they r in my wardrobe and i luv em but like,,, they’re all gifts,,, did u kno one of my past bffs bought me a dino for christmas?

2. have you ever walked out the cinema before?

Yeah, i love drive’s aesthetic and Ryan gosling a lot but is SO boring so idk if my friends and I got kicked out or we prefered to get out to talk haha.

3. if you could have a mascot what would it be and why?

A CHINCHILLA, they’re a irl pokemon and they r so cUTE

4. what would your theme song be? kool thing, sonic youth maybe or is she weird by pixies. All Over the world by pixies too lol

5. do you have any phrases or sayings you find yourself coming back to often? not really, im so bad at remembering sayings and quotes

6what’s the nearest object to your right? a book called azul by ruben dario

7. would you rather live in the big city or out in the middle of nature?

Big city forever. I love high? buildings a lot. I dont do that well in the rural life lmao

8. are you working on any creative projects right now (fic/art/music/photography/ect) Nope at all and das sad cus i should b doing art lmao

9. what’s your favourite movie score? idk what is score… but the soundtrack of trainspotting is one of my favs… oh but score… aghgsdhaj any tarantino movie tbh or wes anderson movie… or before I disappear or demolition oR southpaw or the girl w the dragon tattoo

10. i say vol you say….? uuhhhhh,,,,, vol….tron??? (ICONIC, I MELT, I LVOE HIM)

#if any of u actually read this all omg i am love u #tag meme #this was uh long #i changed it so u don have to read all mineeee lol #if u have sideblogs where u'd rather post this then do it :)#i typed brownie as browney rIP

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Roelplay Server Log #201

“Milotec, Lj pranks”

[Notch] Is contentedly floating in a little boat. It's tethered to an identical boat containing Stevie. He gets a little tug on his fishing line and pulls up a pair of leather boots- Aw darn it!

[Stevie] Laughs a little- I swear, Hera plants those

-Feebas- Is idly swimming in the shadow of the boats

[Notch] Originally it was meant to represent the goods of adventurers who had come this way before...

[Stevie] - Really? I figured it was usually just brother fucking with me and making it harder for me to get food...

[Notch] Nah, it's the same reason skeletons have armor sometimes. -waves a hand idly as if telling a dramatic story- It was supposed to inspire the imagination. Like they were warriors coming back from the dead to defend their territory.

[Stevie] - I remember the first armored mob I encountered after brother and I went our separate ways... It was a zombie completely decked out in gold armor

[Notch] Those are rare. We had it set up where mobs would pick up stuff and put it on if someone dropped items, but it never worked out the way it should have. The programming was always just a bit off.

[Stevie] - I see...- His line gets a tug and he reels in a clown fish

[Notch] Hey there you go. Good for potions at least.

[Stevie] - You've never had mine or brother's potions... Have you...

[Notch] Nope. Just Doc's. Why? Are they special? - He trails a hand in the water to pet the Feebas as it goes by-

[Stevie] - According to everyone here who has tried them, they are the worst

-Feebas presses into Notch's hand, lipping at his fingers-

[Notch] You mean they don't work? That sucks. Maybe the others could give you lessons? - Pulls out a berry and pinches it in his fingers for the Feebas-

[Stevie] - No, they work perfectly fine, they just either hurt like the Nether, or taste putrid

-Feebas quickly eats the berry before swimming back under Stevie's boat-

[Notch] That's.... really bizzare... but then, I don't know why Doc's potions generally taste like soda either. There was never any inherent coding for the flavor of things since the players couldn't experince that. Wait! Have either of you tried it since coming here? Making potions?

[Stevie] - No, I haven't, but I don't know about brother... Then again it's like this on every server we go on

[Notch] Maybe the water is better here? Ask Doc, maybe they filter it first?

[Stevie] - I'll keep that in mind, oh damn it, I wasn't looking and one got away

[Notch] Gets a tug and pulls up a salmon- All right! That's okay, you can have this one. - Holds out the fish for Stevie.

[Stevie] Reaches for it-

-The water bubbles a little before a giant head erupts out of it as Milotic takes the fish-

[Stevie] - WHAT THE NETHER!?- He falls out of his boat

[Notch] What the hell is that?! - scrabbles to help Stevie back in the boat

[Stevie] Is surprised when before he can reach Notch the Milotic picks him up and puts him in the boat- What is going on!?

[Notch] What happened to your Feebas?

[Stevie] - Shit! Where is it?

[Milotic] Nudges Stevie-

[Notch] Looks up at the Milotic, - It's so graceful. Do you think...?

[Stevie] - It ate Feebas?

[Notch] No! Maybe it evolved! Pokemon do that. They turn into different things as they get bigger and stronger!

[Stevie] - They do?

[Notch] Yeah. You know those crazy egg things Doc brought back? They turned into a weird-ass palm tree thing with three heads.

[Stevie] - Oh...

[Notch] Addresses the Milotic - Are you Feebas?

[Milotic] Happily says it's name and nods-

[Notch] That's awesome! Stevie, you are now the proud owner of a very beautiful sea serpent.

[Stevie] Slumps a little- Thank god, I thought Doc would murder me for loosing the pokemon they rescued

[Notch] Awww, I wonder if they knew it would turn into something so grand from the start? They're tricky like that.

[Stevie] - I don't know... Should we head back in?

[Notch] I think so. I smell cookies. I bet we could bum some from Alexsezia under the pretense of showing her your Milotic.

[Stevie] Chuckles- Sure

[CP] Is outside gingerly reattaching the chomp to the honesty blossoms- No more letting anyone near these things, I can't stop blurting things out in my own house

-Sounds of Lie calling for Cp from somewhere near the greenhouse-

[CP] Perks and approaches the green house- Lie? What is it?

-I fell in the pond! And lost my shirt!-

[CP] Frowns, highly suspicious-

-Help! It's cold!-

[CP] Floats up onto the roof of the green house and looks down the back of the green house-

[Mb] Is sitting in a tree laughing softly-

[CP] - Nice try, but you gave yourself away. She wouldn't have called me about her shirt coming off. She's very aware of her body and doesn't like it showing to much.

[Mb] It's still funny! Celine is bored.

[CP] - She seems happy to me-

[Celine] Is lightly dozing in the sunlight

[Mb] She was racing around my rooms like an out of control minecart before we came out here.

[CP] - Yeah, they do that

[Mb] It's so damn quiet. Where the fuck is everyone?

[CP] - I don't know and I don't care

[Mb] Wanna rumble?

[CP] - Not right now, I have more paper work to do

[Mb] Huffs- What about the big bitch? Where's she at?

[CP] - You mean Endrea? I think she's in the library with GK and the babies

[Mb] Fine, I'll go bug her instead since you got homework to do. - Gathers up Celine much more gently then one would expect for his personality.

[CP] - At least your baby seems happy

[Mb] His face twists a bit as he tries to keep his mouth shut. - I.. love her... dammit...

[CP] Smirks- There's honesty blossoms nearby

[Mb] Turns on his heel and stalks off, cursing a bit-

[Celine] Nuzzles into him-

[Herabrine] I don't think I'll ever get used to being this high res, it makes me feel kinda itchy. How are we doing? This place is starting to look pretty well fixed.

[LJ] - Pretty good, I think it's just some minor things left

[Herabrine] Want me to wash it all off?

[LJ] - Sure, so long as you don't ruin anything

[Herabrine] I'll be gentle. But you might want to step under an awning first.

[LJ] Floats under an awning for a game stall-

[Herabrine] shoots a bolt of gold and blue lightning up into the clouds above. There's a bit of a rumble and a steady rain drenches the surroundings for a few minutes. Herabrine stands contentedly in the downpour and shakes herself off afterwards. - Ahhh. Best not to overdo it.

[LJ] - ... Can we do that over BEN's place?

[Herabrine] Pfft! I can do it over BEN personally. Just make a little cloud to follow him around!

[LJ] Bursts out laughing-

[Herabrine] Though I should probably wait until he's particularly stinky to do it so no one can bitch that I'm tormenting him.

[LJ] - Awwwww

[Herabrine] Waves her hands mockingly - Best not to upset mommabrine.

[LJ] - They're no fun most of the time...

[Herabrine] Eh, what hir and Cp did to BENs computer was pretty damn funny. I wasn't there but I heard about it later.

[LJ] - I think I remember BEN screaming about it?

[Herabrine] Yeah apparently they downgraded his computer and put a bunch of irritating ancient meme stuff on it. Complete with loud sounds and unhelpful AOL programs.

[LJ] Falls on the ground laughing-

[Herabrine] Soooo much more creative then just deleting his porn.

[LJ] - I'LL BET! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Herabrine] They also spanked Jeff's bare ass once for setting Lie's house on fire. That was a hoot.

[LJ] - Oh~? How interesting...

[Herabrine] I heard they got Slender himself in their coils last time they were irl too.

[LJ] - I wouldn't know, I was here- He stretches, his arms elongating- Speaking of slender beings, I should probably check in with Splendy...

[Herabrine] You should get out and about more often anyway. If nothing else go talk to Lie. She always has the best gossip.

[LJ] - Oh? CP's little mate huh? She seems so quiet and withdrawn, I'm surprised

[Herabrine] But that's why! Everyone talks to her. Can't think of a single person on the server that wouldn't trust her with their feelings.

[LJ] Get's a mischievous expression- I see...

[Herabrine] That plus she tends to hang around Doc a lot. So she gets to see a lot of the craziness that happens firsthand.

[LJ] - However, I also know how possessive CP can be

[Herabrine] So? He's just protective. He doesn't stop her talking to people. Doc and TLOT would both stomp him if he was keeping her isolated and lonely.

[LJ] - Eh, I've learned the hard way not to piss CP off, I think I'll play this one safe

[Herabrine] That's what I'm saying, he's got no right to be pissed off. Besides, it could be pretty entertaining if you can start a conversation in their yard. There's a big patch of honesty blossoms near the front of the house.

[LJ] - Honesty blossoms?

[Herabrine] One of her magic flowers, the pollen compells you to tell the truth.

[LJ] - Oh we could have fun with that... Wanna hide a bunch of them everywhere?

[Herabrine] Sure! There are also some free roaming ones out there. TLOT made several of them into flitters. Little flying bugs with the same effect. They're mostly white with a little green.

[LJ] - Then let's go!

[Herabrine] Makes a gracious gesture for LJ to lead and follows him out of the woods.

[LJ] Leads the way out of the woods and the library is right in front of them-

[Mb] Is coming up the path with Celine on his shoulder-

[LJ] Spots the brine- Oh? Who's this? You kinda look and smell how CP used to...

[Herabrine] Man... you're a basic brine. Where the nether did you come from?

[Mb] Growls - I got dumped here on a fucking flash drive and everyone says I have to stay just so that fucktard Jeb doesn't get in trouble for not deleting my ass.

[Celine] Reaches up to nuzzle him-

[LJ] Just starts laughing as usual-

[Mb] Gives the little dragon a gentle scratch - What are you laughing at Rainbow Brite?

[Herabrine] It's kinda his thing. This is Laughing Jack

[LJ] - HEEHEE! RAINBOW BRITE!

[Mb] Is obviously irritated as all fuck-

[Celine] Licks him-

[Herabrine] Cool your jets. Who are you?

[Mb] Sputters - Master Herobrine!

[LJ] - Pffft, pretentious are we?

[Herabrine] Hoydee-toy-dee

[Mb] eye twitches a little bit. He wants to fight Lj but he's protecting Celine and doesn't want her to get hurt. - This from a washed out Alex and a fucking clown!

[Herabrine] What the fuck did you just say?

[Mb] Alex!

[Herabrine] Growls-

[LJ] - Oooooooo!~ Fight!

[Mb] Puts Celine on the ledge of one of the librairy windows and tells her to stay before drawing a sword- You want some?

[Herabrine] Notes the pond a few steps away and smiles darkly- Yes I do...

[LJ] Floats upwards to watch, pulling out a bag of kettle corn-

[Mb] Splits into three and rushes Herabrine -

[Herabrine] Is suprised and grapples with the two clones for a moment before exploding one with lightning and scalding the other with a hot blast from the pond.

[Mb] Slashes at her and snarls as she dances out of the way.

[Lj] - Whooo! Go Hera!

[Herabrine] Punches Mb's sword out of his hand and decks him.

[Mb] Manages to get a hold of her arm and twists it behind her back

[Celine] Makes concerned noises-

[Herabrine] Smacks Mb full force with a blast of hot water, knocking him away-

[Mb] Tps right next to her and goes for an uppercut

[Herabrine] Bends nimbly backwards and only gets clipped on the chin

-The two begin trading wild blows until they're both rolling in the grass trying to choke eachother. Mb is grinning like a madman and Hera's face is a twist of anger and determination-

[Endrea] Steps out, having heard the commotion- What is going on out here!?

[LJ] - Entertainment

[Endrea] Shifts into her dragon form, slamming her tail down next to the two brines- ENOUGH!

[Herabrine] Jumps at the sound and gives Mb the chance to tp out of her grip-

[Mb] Fucker....

[Endrea] Growls at MB- Is this really any example to be showing Celine? For shame

[Mb] Growls - Fuckers made fun of my name...

[Herabrine] Not my fault he's a dumb hothead

[Endrea] Rolls her eyes- LJ makes fun of everything, he can't help it

[Mb] Whatever... Can Celine play with your babies?

[Endrea] - Certainly, they are just inside with GK

[Mb] Gathers Celine and stomps off without looking at Lj or Hera- fuckers...

[LJ] - Well, should we be off to do our mischief?

[Herabrine] Yeah... Hey, now I have an excuse to go to Lie. Get some healing flowers. -starts walking

[Lie] Is in her garden harvesting some potato's-

[Herabrine] Uses a bit of moisture in the air to dribble a few drops of cold water on Lie's bare shoulder.

[Lie] Yelps and quickly turns around- Hera!- She then notices the forming bruise on her friends chin- Hera... What happened?

[Herabrine] Got into a fight with a basic bitch. It's no biggie, but I could use a few healing flowers.

[Lie] - Of course- She immediately has some spring up from the ground

[LJ] Has snuck off to find the honesty blossoms-

[Herabrine] Lays down in them- Ahhh... that's nice. So I saw we got a noob with a baby dragon. Kinda reminds me of someone else way back when...

[Lie] - You mean MB? Yeah, I've heard that a lot

[Herabrine] He put up a decent fight too. Till Endrea stepped in...

[Lie] - Please, he's not worth fighting Hera... You scared me a little, I've never seen you have any sort of injury before...

[Herabrine] Oh come on. I'm durable as fuck. I may look human but I'm just as much a tough dragon as Gk.

[Lie] - I know, but I'm your my friend which automatically means I'm allowed to worry about you

[Herabrine] Smile wryly- Thanks for that. Guess what?

[Lie] - What?

[Herabrine] Lj's circus is all fixed up shiny and new again.

[Lie] - Oh wow, you two were certainly working on that for some time

[Herabrine] Well it's just me and him and one bazillion teeny lightbulbs that needed replacing. Seriously, it's been a ton of work.

[Lie] - I can imagine. Have you had a chance to see the few new water creatures that have been swimming about?

[Herabrine] I saw the big fucker Doc brought in. I don't even know what to think about that. If it yell at it to get lost it just floats there opening and closing it's maw like it's eating something.

[Lie] - Yeah, I'm not sure about that one either...

[Herabrine] At least it's not breaking shit. That ugly fish Stevie has is clumsy as fuck.

[Lie] - Yeah, but then again I don't know what sort of brain damage it may have received from nearly being boiled alive or if that's just how it naturally is

[Herabrine] What the fuck... who does that? I mean, to a fish that's obviously intelligent?

[Lie] - The same person who abandoned my second vulpix in the middle of a sandstorm

[Herabrine] What a -string of binary that's obviously some choice swear words and insults-

[Lie] - Agreed. I'm surprised LJ isn't with you

[Herabrine] Huh? He was... I guess he got bored. Shadenfreude seems to be his one real addiction.

[Lie] - I've guessed from the few times I have seen him as well as his sugar addiction, well so long as he isn't bothering CP, then I'm not concerned

[Herabrine] He doesn't eat anything else. I bet he'd go nuts on the seed Yaunfen came from. Eat himself spherical. And everything bugs Cp.- chuckles

[Lie] - Pffft! Yes well CP is trying to finish up the paperwork for the coronation

[Herabrine] So when's the party?

[Lie] - Soon I think, my outfit still needs to be made and there's some things which need to be done on CP's server too

[Herabrine] So who's doing the sewing? Doc?

[Lie] - Either them or TLOT

[Herabrine] What's Cp gonna wear?

[Lie] - He has a set of obsidian armor which he'll be wearing

[Herabrine] I'm torn.... I don't want to dress up for Cp. But I don't want to embarass you either...

[Lie] - You won't embarrass me

[Herabrine] cheerful- Then what you see is what you get.

[Lie] - I'm okay with that

[LJ] Returns- Hera? Are you ready to go?

[Herabrine] You don't want to talk to Lie? -Her expression is just screaming that it will annoy Cp in a funny way- You should see her Lileep at least. It's crazy-looking.

[LJ] - Lileep?

[Lie] - It's a pokemon

[Herabrine] Just show him, this things weird.

[Lie] Motions for them to follow her to the green house where the Lileep is snoozing in the dappled sunlight within-

[LJ] - That is one weird looking thing

[Herabrine] Can I have a berry Lie?

[Lie] - Hm? Sure, which kind do you want?

[Herabrine] Raz?

[Lie] - Oh! You mean a pokemon berry! Sure, hang on a sec- She digs through her inventory and pulls one out, holding it out to Hera

[Herabrine] Watch this - She makes a skinny tentacle of water and hovers the berry near the lileep like a tiny curious fish -

[Lillep] It's tendrils wiggle a little which suddenly converge on the berry-

[LJ] Starts laughing- It's funny!

[Herabrine] I told you! These things are crazy. I saw something wandering around the spawn the other day that looked like a walking tree.

[Lie] - That would be Doc's exeggutor

[Herabrine] There's also Deerheart's massive grubby horse. He always looks like he woke up to a griefed house.

[Lie] - You should see how smitten the ponyta is with it

[Herabrine] Ah geeze. I can't even imagine how that's gonna turn out. Muddy ponies with flaming tails?

[Lie] - Maybe something more like terra cotta?

[Herabrine] Netherbrick horse. What else is going on?

[Lie] - Hmmm, well TLOT's NOTCH has been killed...

[LJ] - Bet CP got a kick out of that

[Herabrine] Holy crap... I heard he was a beast! Who took him out?

[Lie] - A group of us, including myself

[LJ] - You?

[Herabrine] Whoah! Way to go Lie! Did you ride one of the dragons in battle or something?

[Lie] - No, but I did use most of my power on a massive offensive plant

[Herabrine] Niiiiice. Gave the big bastard some nasty lacerations and blue balls I hope?

[Lie] - I'm not sure, but CP actually worked alongside Honedge for once

[Herabrine] Thumbs at the Lileep- That's the other thing, these guys live to fight. Pokemon are crazy tough.

[LJ] - Not all of them

[Lie] - What do you mean?

[LJ] - Every pokemon is different, some like to fight, some don't

[Herabrine] Which ones don't? I mean that pink one that hangs out with Silver seems peaceful but it's still formidable.

[LJ] - It's all dependent on the personality, you guys have brines that like to fight and ones that don't, it's the same thing, it's dependent on the individual... And what pink pokemon?

[Herabrine] I don't know, I think it used to be the little doggie thing with the long ears? It's all pink now with tentacle ribbons.

[Lie] - You're thinking of Sylveon, Eevee evolved

[Herabrine] Yeah, probably? I've seen him walking it on the beach. It's annoyingly cute.

[Lie] - Yeah

[LJ] - Hmmm, I should go visit them too...

[Herabrine] Silver? Yeah, he's ususally out exercising his pokemon, the deino guy turned into something with two heads as well.

[Lie] - Well, I'm going to go make some food since CP's probably forgotten...

[Herabrine] Okay, thanks for the flowers Lie.

[Lie] - You're very welcome Hera, don't hesitate to visit!- She turns around and starts leaving

[LJ] Slips an honesty blossom into Lie's back pocket as she turns around-

-There's a weird chuckling noise behind Lj-

[LJ] Glances behind him- Hm?

[Exeggutor] Looks at him with all three of it's heads cocked slightly sideways. There's a light mental probing happening from it.

[LJ] - Hello eggies

[Exeggutor] Three smiles, it's obvious it likes Lj's colors. The long leaves on it's head cast a nice cool shade.

[Herabrine] Is just staring at it

[LJ] Offers it some candies-

[Exeggutor] Leans over to sniff them -

[LJ] - Eat up!

-There's a bit of happy bird noises and some impassioned fluttering-

[Doc] Runs by. Xe's in hir human shape and hir and Yaunfen are following after the Archen

[Archen] Is just trying to fly and not having any luck

[Exeggutor] Twists and turns so each head gets a candy and munches contentedly.

[LJ] - Oooo~ I think I see our next victim

[Archen] Flutters around their feet

[Herabrine] What the hell is wrong with your bird Doc?

[Doc] Huffs a bit from exertion. - No clue, I think they just can't fly well. I was just providing some encouragment.

[LJ] Sneaks an arm around and behind Doc to tuck a flower into their belt-

[Doc] So what are you guys up too?

[LJ] - Circus is done

[Exeggutor] Has wandered over to stick it's head into the greenhouse-

[Doc] That's great! Does that mean we'll see you around the seed now that you have some goofing off time?

[LJ] Probably

[Doc] I'm glad. Have you too seen Endrea today? She seems to be the expert on wings and flying.

[LJ] - Over by the library

[Herabrine] Fair warning, MB is over there too. We had a bit of a scrap.

[Doc] Hera... Be careful okay?

[LJ] - Oh CP's little mate already took care of her

[Exeggutor] Manages to get inside the greenhouse and is bumping around a bit

[Archen] Still fluttering madly and jumps onto Lj's pant leg to cling for a moment.

[LJ] - Hello pretty birdie

[Archen] Squeaks a bit-

[Doc] They are colorful aren't they?

[Herabrine] We know you like gaudy things Doc.

[Doc] Ha! TLOT is my favorite of all the gaudy things around here.

[LJ] Scratches the Archen's neck-

[Archen] Preeep... peep...

[LJ] - Hey, where would be a good place to hide something small?

[Doc] Turns red and giggly- A butt?

[LJ] Starts laughing-

[Exeggutor] Ambles back over with a mouthful of something, after a moment it gets a weird look and begins to glow a small amount.

[Lie] From inside the house- DOOOOOOOC!

[Herabrine] Ummm.... Doc?

[Doc] What?

[Herabrine] What the fuck?

[Doc] Peeks in the greenhouse - Oh shit....

[Lie] In chat- Doc... What did you put in my inventory!?

[LJ] Spots the pokemon- IT'S GLOWING!

[Doc] Goes in the greenhouse and comes back out to scold the pokemon

[Exeggutor] Does look contrite.

[Archen] Decides to climb on Yaunfen next and takes a small fluttering leap from the dragon's head.

[Herabrine] In chat- Probably a sex toy?

[Yaunfen] - Burp!

[Lie] - No shit!

[Doc] Uh Lie.... Exeggutor ate your lantern flowers..... sorry...

[Lie] - That's fine, YOU on the other hand....

[Doc] What did I do?

[Lie] - Shot glasses

[Doc] Yes? That's a thing that exists.

[Herabrine] Snickers-

[Lie] - You made a thing with them

[Doc] Uh huh... and?

[Lie] - You put it in my inventory

[Doc] So you would have it to play with, and...?

[Lie] - Why....

[Doc] Because masturbating is fun...?

[Lie] Unfortunately the chat does not translate her embarrassed noises-

[Doc] Accidently aloud- I wonder if I made it too small or something? -blushes

[LJ] - Made what to small?

[Doc] Blurts- The glass dildo I snuck into her inventory!

[CP] Perks a little as he's nearing the main room of the house, having heard that- The fuck?

[LJ] Starts laughing very hard-

[Exeggutor] Ambles over and peeks in the window-

[CP] Spots it and heads out the side door of the workroom- The fuck is wrong with you people!?

[Exeggutor] Is still glowing and blinks like a slow Xmas light- Burp...

[Doc] I'm a sex maniac? - Smacks hirself-

[CP] Growls- What did you do now?

[Doc] Helplessly shouts- I gave Lie a glass dildo made from the shot glasses she broke!

[CP] Pauses a moment- I'm going to murder you now

[LJ] Snorts in his laughter-

[Doc] It was just a present! You know I like making things!

[CP] Charges at Doc-

[Doc] Xe tries to scoop up Yaunfen and crumples to the ground- Fuck! Ow!

[Exeggutor] Gets between Doc and Cp -

[CP] Darts around the pokemon-

[Exeggutor] Muscles into Cp and uses it's chest to bounce him back-

[Doc] I'll shock you! Cut it out Cp!

[CP] - Fuck you!- Goes for a punch

[LJ] Is rolling in the air laughing-

[Exeggutor] Ducks it's head hard to give Cp a faceful of fleshy leaves in a sharp swat.

[CP] Lights his hand on fire-

[Doc] Don't hurt hir, it's just defending me!

[Archen] Shoots up Cp's back and pulls his hair-

[CP] Angry noises-

[Archen] SKWAK!

[Lie] Hears the commotion and comes outside- CP!

[Archen] Looks back at Lie and makes one more deliberate swat at Cp's face-

[CP] Swats at the pokemon-

[Herabrine] Hey Lie! Cp is being a shit!

[Archen] Nips at his fingers-

[Lie] - I can see...

[CP] Sets his entire self on fire-

[Archen] Is singed badly and makes a horrible noise while fluttering to the ground-

[Doc] Archen!

[Lie] Immediately spawns healing flowers- CP! STOP IT!

[Exeggutor] Crouches protectively in front of Doc-

[Yaunfen] Scrambles a short distance away-

[Doc] Tries to get up and fails. - Fuuck!

[Lie] Rushes forwards- Hera! Water!

[Herabrine] Draws up a water tentacle and deluges Cp-

[Archen] Making unhappy noises in Lie's flowers

[CP] Sputters and growls loudly-

[Lie] Kneels near Doc and Archen, spawning more flowers, both healing and pain management- Hey, how bad is it?

[Doc] Pulled my damn back....

[Lie] - What can I do?

[Doc] Keep Cp from stomping on me?

[Lie] - I can try...

[Archen] Is healing fast but still mad at Cp-

[Doc] Yaunfen? Come back. It's okay. Cp won't hurt you at least.

[Lie] Has taken CP's attention, calming him down-

[Yaunfen] Slinks back, a bit nervous.- Burp...

[Doc] Flops- It's okay sweetie.

[CP] Is still growling a bit-

[Lie] - Come on CP, let's go inside, take it out on your punching bag...

[Exeggutor] Snorts at Cp, it's one of the few entities on the server taller then him.

[Lie] Coaxes CP back into the house-

[Chomp] Bounces at the end of it's chain-

- group of what look like half human half mobs is just getting close to the outside of the fire wall to the server-

-A brine almost bowls a few of them over, managing to prevent doing so so that he doesn't hurt the person in his arms. There's an incoherent yell of anger at the act-

-the group seem surprised at the act-

[brine] What the fuck?! -Seems very angry and ready to yell more-

-the one that looks like they are part Enderman steps forward he seem to being defensive of the others-

[brine] What kinda fuckup are you? -steps back a bit, shifting the person in his arms so he can draw a weapon-

-the ender person speaks up- I don't know what your problem is but I will defend my friends if I must back up I didn't come here for a fight.

[brine] -scrutinizes them a bit before relaxing a bit- I.. am not here to fight either. Sorry. -returns weapon to his inventory after a second of hesitation-

-the group relaxes as well there seems to be one for each type of hostile mob-

[brine] Big group you got here.. Would you.. mind if we tagged along?

-they look at eachother before the Enderman person talks again- I don't see why not

[brine] Thanks.. Sorry about the yelling and being ready to fight.. We just fled the Notch of our seed. I'm stressed as all nether..

-the a spider lady speaks up- we just fled our seed as well we were getting attacked from both humans and a notch who wondered on to our seed so we understand.

[Deer] Over chat- Anybody else feel like going someplace relaxing?

[Mix] -Over chat- Where exactly?

[Deer] - I'm not sure...

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cantfakethecake · 7 years ago

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Whining behind the cut

My asthma’s flared up over the last few days, to the point where I’ve lost 90% of my voice. I called off field work yesterday partly because of that, and partly because my schedule’s flexible and I my projects are all on hold until my supervisor gets back from vacation on Tuesday. I’d just be sitting in my cubicle dicking around on my computer otherwise, so why not take the day to recoup?

My dad was working from home yesterday (living with them while I pay for grad school), and I figured I should give him a heads’ up as to why I was spending the day at home.

Fun fact: Short of vomiting or a high fever, my parents don’t believe me when I say that I don’t feel well.

To a point, I get it: My senior year of high school, I would exaggerate absolutely any tiny symptom in order to stay home. (I could go off on a tangent about “Hey, maybe you should’ve given a shit that your 18 year old daughter was literally shoving her finger down her throat so she could have ‘proof’ that she wasn’t feeling well? Maybe that’s not quite normal? Maybe that’s a tiny bit more than whiny-little-shit senioritis?” But that’s neither here nor there.)

At this point, though, it’s been almost eight years since that’s been a thing. They still roll their eyes on the off-chance that I say I’m not feeling well (which is maybe 2 or 3 times a year). My mom’s caught things from me a few times and every single time, she’s gone, “Huh, you weren’t exaggerating. This really DOES suck.” I try to point out that, hey, there’s literally no reason I’d lie about that. I'm not a shitty, poorly-medicated kid anymore. It’s been almost a decade since that was a problem. She agrees every time - and the next time I don’t feel well? We’re back to the same fucking routine.

Anyway. I told my dad I was staying home yesterday, and the conversation went super well:

“Hey, I’m actually staying home today. I’m not feeling great, but more importantly, I have nothing to do at fieldwork right now -”

(monotone voice) “I can’t tell you what to do, Betsy.”

“Yeah. I feel a little guilty, but I can’t move forward on any of my projects until my supervisor’s back, and I’d rather use my time productively.”

“Doing what?”

“...I’d just like to put my required field work hours toward projects they need me to complete?”

“Oh. I thought you were talking about your time spent at home.”

So that felt really, really great, and kind of set the tone for the last two days. I went for a walk with my parents yesterday, because asthma’s supposed to get better with exercise. They left me trailing 20-ish feet behind for most of the trip. I have a gross barky cough, and the only time they’ve even acknowledged it was when my mom said, “You sound awful” yesterday when she got home, and then today when she yelled, “You’ve been using your inhaler, right?” up the steps.

I don’t know what I want. I don’t want people hovering over me when I’m not feeling well, but I’d really like not to feel like a fucking annoyance. I’d like not to be treated like a liar for taking care of myself.

I don’t know why I’m writing this. I just feel like shit and i can’t breathe well and it’s so fucking hot and I can’t stop sweating even lying right in front of the window with the fan running, and I’m shaky because I’ve used my inhaler more than once today, and I feel like an outsider in my own home and all of my friendships have fallen through recently (because of me, really, I swear, I’ve either been an asshole, or people have contacted me and I literally can’t think of anything to say back beyond the bare minimum of answering their questions, I really can’t - because I’m an empty fucking sack of lines I’m parroting from someone else, and I don’t know how to keep a conversation going, and hahahahahaha, I”m probably going to die alone, cool cool cool) and my eyes are puffy and I feel gross and everything just sucks.

delete later, all that jazz

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yas-surveys · 8 years ago

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134.

posted this a year ago and now i’m answering the same survey again.

1. What are you currently angry at? - nothing rly

2. Who is harder to please, you or your lover? - me? lol 3. There is a nuclear war and your fallout shelter has room and supplies enough for two. No one knows about the fallout shelter but you. Who do you choose to take in (Remember, the person you choose is the only person you will know in 5-15 years when you can come above ground again)? - um probs, kirsten or nelly?????? 4. What do you do when you are home alone that you cannot do when other people are at home? - um, i have a thing where when i read book, i kind of comment loudly on what they do, so that’s that or i sing very loudly HAHAHA

5. Do you read on the toilet? - yes

6. How often do people try to talk to you while you are in the bathroom? - most of the times? bc sometimes, i talk to them lmao

7. Have you ever swam in the ocean? - yes 8. Have you ever built a sandcastle? - nope :( 9. Do you feel comfortable in a bathing suit? - um yeh sure?? 10. What would be the best season of the year to get married? - there’s only 2 seasons here in the philippines lol but i would like it to be autumn tbh lol

11. What are 2 things that the perfect ___ would do? Boy/girlfriend: - trust you and be loyal Parents: - support you and believe in you Friend: - cheer you up whenever you’re down and always has your back Teacher: - treats everyone fair well and teach well Doctor: - be approachable and assure that their patients are comfortable 12. If someone you loved was seriously miserable for a long period of time what would you do to help cheer him or her up? - make sure they know that i’m always there for them, that if they need someone to talk to, just call me or smthng, and i’ll keep you company, and i’ll bring the emergency human burrito kit lmao i just made that up but that would involve blankets, s’mores, chocolates, all the comfort foods, movies, yaz. 13. What was the best year of your life so far? - still 2015 14. When people are born is it predetermined whether they will be a good or bad person? - no, it depends on the things they learn or what they see as they grow up 15. Does the weather affect your mood? - yeah, especially if it’s hot 16. If you were underground for 5 years what would you miss the most? - OoOOh, beach, wind, the sky, clouds, THE RAIN FEK I LOVE THE RAIN. that’s sad :( 17. If you were on death row (if you don’t feel evil enough to really ever get there, imagine that you have been wrongly accused and wrongly convicted) what would you want your last meal to be? - fish & chips tbh HAHAHAHAHAHA && bacon 18. How would you want to die (electric chair, gas, lethal injection, hanging)? - lethal injection 19. Who would you want with you when you died? - no one lol 20. What would your last words be? - can you really say your last words like not stopping mid-sentence??? i mean how can you finish a whole sentence and just die after????? i mean how do you exactly know when you’ll die, what if you said something that you wanted your last words to be a few minutes early, then you have to wait to die???? um. (those are my last words. i’m kidding lol)

21. Has anyone ever broken a promise to you? - yes 22. Have you broken a promise to anyone else? - yes 23. Do you eat red meat? - yea 24. Have you ever broken someone’s heart? - i guess? 25. What are the most cruel words someone could say to you? - that i’ll never be successful in life

26. If someone offered you $1,000 to cheat on your boy/girlfriend, would you do it? - no 27. Would you rather date someone 3 years younger than you, or 15 years older? - 3 years younger 28. Which is better, the rush of kissing a new person for the first time, or the comfort of kissing the same person a hundred times? - comfort of kissing the same person 29. Would you rather lose your bathing suit to a huge wave right in front of a cute lifeguard, or your whole family? - cute lifeguard lol 30. Have you ever looked in anyone’s wallet that wasn’t yours? - um??? i guesS? yes 31. What time and date is it? - 1/8/2017, 2:01PM 32. Could you survive without: Electricity: - no, that’s hard Heat: - nooo Air conditioning: - NOOO, it gets pretty DAMN HOT here in the philippines TV: - yeah Radio: - yeah A car: - sure 33. Would you ever consider shaving your head? - if it’s for a good cause then why not 34. What is one thing that will happen to you less than 24 hours from now? - i’ll be going to school fek

35. What age would you want to stay forever? - 18 or 19 36. What is the softest part of your body? - cheeks? jk scratch that, the back of my hand 37. What would make your day if it happened right now? - if all the world’s problems were solved 38. What are you thinking about? - how i have to go eat brunch after this and clean my room 39. Are you on: Drugs: - vitamins lol The crazy train: - do u mean life lol JK 40. Do you say everything to people’s faces or do you talk behind their backs? - well there’s stuff you can’t stay to people in front of their face ya know, but sooner or later, i tell them too. 41. Have you ever made love in an elevator? - no 42. Have you ever wanted a picture painted onto your car? - no why would i 43. Are you clumsy? - at times, probably 44. As you get older will you let your looks go or have plastic surgery? - natural 45. If you wear contacts or glasses would you ever consider laser eye surgery? - no thank u 46. What is the most expensive thing you own? - my laptop??? 47. What do you think of when you hear the word ‘cell’? - phone 48. Have you ever had goat’s milk? - nope 49. Do you care how Jennifer Anniston lives her life? - no, it’s her life 50. Do you treat your pets like family members? - yes 51. Have you ever eaten tofu? - no 52. What would you like to have 435 of (anything but money)? - books 53. How many people know the password to your tumblr besides you? - 0 54. Have you ever thought of deleting your blog? - well, if someone i know found it, but i just probably put it on private 55. Do you like American Pie? - never seen it 56. What is the last law you broke? - well i download music from the internet sooo 57. Have you ever run away from home? - no

58. Did your parents pretend there was a tooth fairy and slip money under your pillow? - no 59. Is there a difference between art and crafts? - crafts is making the art #/craft 60. Have you ever tried out for something? - i once “auditioned” to be a model in a tween magazine when i was in the 4th grade 61. Did you make it? - no lol

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