#i will collect them all like pokemon

[eybefioro]

Gods I am weak. I almost. Almost. Bought the illustrated version of good omens. I was entering my credit card info and then I remember that I am BROKE what the HELL AM I DOING.

[zarla-s]

I did Karaoke for my birthday a bit back and had a lot of fun, so I got to thinking about what songs these two might do, and of course they'd do Pokemon songs! I immediately thought of OK! 2000 for Kabu since the singer screams at the top of her lungs right at the beginning, haha. Larry's voice is softer in Japanese than I expected, so I thought of something a bit quieter for him - Soko ni Sora ga Arukara. It turned out the lyrics for that kind of fit!

When you become tired from trying so hard, Look to the sky as you shed your tears. The wind brushes your cheeks, I'm sure it'll say: "It's okay if you fall. You are you and that makes you wonderful!" Those that haven't been hurt cannot see the blue sky. On a journey you hesitate to walk on, your life will shine.

The OK! lyrics are simpler.

OK! Let's move on OK! If we're together, we'll be all right OK! Even if the winds change OK! Our dream won't!

Since the lyrics were in Japanese I figured I should write them out for real instead of Romanizing them, which made me realize just how long it's been since I've written in Japanese, haha. I bet my handwriting is terrible...

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[randomminty]

Caitlin…..

[heav3nb9by]

mmm love me some bitches that has colored eyes + black hair with deep unresolved trauma like yesss queenies, shows me your complexibility that helps motivate and mold you into the person that you are todayyy <3

[thepioden]

I just. I love the party I DM SO much. They're ridiculous. You know how some parties are murderhobos? Mine are litigation hobos. I think this is because the clorcerer is a former IRL lawyer and his IRL wife started out playing a fiend-pact fire genasi warlock. Her pact was negotiated by Daddy's Lawyers. And since we've established she has access to a pack of infernal attorneys, this has become their go-to.

They got Mammon and Asmodeus arguing over an infernal FDIC situation.

They brought formal charges against the Grand Vizier of the City of Brass.

They stole the Tamlin (hereditary title) from the Queen of Air and Darkness by getting her tangled in a custody dispute with Hell over his soul. The Janet Precedent has been invoked. (Asmodeus is going to notice the repeated chicanery at some point.)

The genasi is going to help our Fairy wizard depose his lightly despotic archfey father by seducing the man and then taking his kingdom and his heir in divorce court.

They're working on ousting a dragon from her involuntary indenture as a museum curator/collection object belonging to a Dao and I suspect contract law will be involved.

I will not at all be surprised if the Warforged decides to somehow seize the patent for his manufacture from the Noble Dao who holds it and liberates his siblings that way.

Just. These litigious bastards. They're ridiculous. I adore them to bits.

[khathastrophe]

"Average person in Pit Babe has 10 superpowers" factoid actually is just a statistical error. average person has 0 to 1 powers. Alpha Georg Charlie who lives in Babe's apartment and has 200 powers is an outlier and should not have been counted

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

I got inspired by @/bloo-the-dragon 's art and made one of it myself

Y'all should check their comic it looks rlly nice

Also, bonus:

Poor guy 's just as lost

[yoda-bor]

[spacey-llama]

they r,,, lesbians to me

they r giving “oh no u turned my hot rockstar bf into a lobster… oh no… do u wanna like makeout?”

[xx-obliviousfantasy-xx]

@pistachiojay @pistachiosoda @pistachiozombie @pistachiolan

So like 🤔

What compelled you guys to become a pistachio??? Why is pistachio in your name????

[kitty-thinks-stuff]

dude, we're getting the band back together!

[eternalbobatea]

They really just released new JJK plushies.... THEY'RE FREAKING ADORABLE. WE FINALLY HAVE A MEGUKUNA PLUSHIE

[wield-the-mighty-pen]

The lovesquare: *exists*

Me: HDAJSFHASJLKASJDANSJF 😍🥰🥺😘🥰🥹😊🥰😘😍🥹😭😭😏🥰

[cherry-bomb-ships]

HI GUYSSSSS UH Behe my friend Behe @flabbergasting just called me Rhubarb as a silly nickname but it made something in my wet little brain go AAAAH so. Yeah that's one of my names now. Ruby, Cherry, and Rhubarb. Use whichever you like uwu (also maybe give a like if seen? If u want ówò)

[newts-gay]

welcome to the doomed and broken prince club, jacaerys 💔

and the way to my heart

[thenamessparkplug]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! SORRY I MEANT TO MAKE PRIDE ART WAY SOONER BUT SCHOOL HAS BEEN HELL

ANYWAYS ITS ME 'N MY FLAGS:33 (neptunic, queerplatonic, aegosexual, pangender)