#i watch like 10 of them and then spend like 20 minutes crying bc wow.. people are awesome

[hprse]

Anyways i made the mistake of watching youtube and im currently on the "extreme sports" part of my youtube obsession cycle

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Transformer Musical Chibis, days 6-10! Mostly Cyberverse this time around lol.

Link to Chibis 1-5! , 11-15, 16-20, 21-28, 29-31

6) Omega Supreme with a piccolo, just because I think its funny, because Piccolos are the smallest woodwind instrument, OS is one of the largest autobots, and I dont think he would understand the concept of a musical instrument.  Omega Supreme is a my second favorite TF! He gets more cameos than Metroplex, and like Metroplex, is used also mainly as a “wow cool robot” factor (like in Seige he literally does nothing as Cybertron is being destroyed, and only appears to pop out of the ground, only to not be heard or seen again LOL), but I love the story he gets in G1 and TFA.  I think its something to say that OS is said in G1 to have his emotions wiped out, but he is the only TF I think who has tears.  I wish his journey of discovering emotions again was expanded upon, but hey, its G1 lol.  

Like Metroplex, I have a lil fanfic idea for him, in which he gets stuck in a human sized holoform that looks literally like as I drew him, chibish and more friendlier, and learns what it means to feel in a middle of nowhere town in the US.

7) Cyberverse Astrotrain with a harmonica. My third favorite TF! I love all forms of Astrotrain honestly, but Cyberverse had it right when they made him an absolute giant compared to everyone. I never want to see normal sized Astrotrain EVER again!!! It was actually a screenshot of him towering over Megatron that made me want to watch Cyberverse LOL mmhhmhmhmhm big boye time,,,,,bIG BOY TIME,,,,

I like his dynamic with Dead-End, just both being grumpy and jerks to others in general. I wish there was more Astrotrain, like whne he flew off with Megatron X, i was like nO KING COME BACk LDJHFKLSDHGLKSDNGLKSG!!!!!! If the Cyberverse movie doesnt have him I will cry lakjfslkgsg.

8) Cyberverse Clobber with a trombone! Probably tbe kind of person who doesn't know how to play music, probably makes audials bleed but if she enjoys it she enjoys it. Clobber is,,, just a cute character who seems to have just fallen in with the wrong faction, was happy to see her become an Autobot, ahahah. She's big, strong, and kinda dumb and unconfident but a nice person who means well, so basically she checks all my boxes for characters I like lol. She just want to vibe with Lockdown and Hot Rod, I think their small amounts of interactions are great Also I appreciate big dumb girl solidarity bc dang, me too queen

9) Cyberverse Arcee. with an electric guitar I think she's may favorite Arcee. Idk I like unapologetically Head Empty No Thought characters. Like she's just here to have a good time!! Just taking selfies with Earth animals, no thoughts, just vibes.. I love her dynamic with Grimlock, whose smart but also head empty at the same time. Like he's book smart bc he knows how to build and things, but idk maybe spending all his time with Arcee made them have 1 collective braincell. Or he's just a fun dude too! Im just saying Arcee and Grimlock would go on journeys with Meteorfire and Cosmos!!!!!!!!

10)Cyberverse Grimlock with a xylophone! I was never a huge fan of the dinobots, but I actually grew to like Cyberverse Grimlock! He has a posh voice, is self reliant and technologically smart, and likes going on adventures. I think he has a fun dynamic with Arcee and I like how Head Empty they both are XD   Spoilery opinion bit!!! He has an interesting story, in which his g1 personality returns due to being stuck on prehistoric earth, alone, and adapting to Earth life, that being dinosaurs! However I feel that the episode, "King of the Dinosaurs" (for me) personally highlights one of the gripes I do have with Cyberverse: timing with emotional beats. The whole episode is how he got there, what he did, and Bumblebee and Windblade chasing him down after reactivating him, as he tries to look for his dinosaur friends and the world he once knew. At the end he is told that its all gone, and personally I f e l t for him as he calls for "Friends?" in regards to the long gone dinos, and how his final recording was for them to be strong in the face of inevitable death. But within the minute he's just like "lol oops sometimes I be like that :D" Like I get Cyberverse is a light hearted show and has like a 11 minute run time, I do! I just felt a bit jarred at how quickly certain concepts, (not just this one), get resolved. But thats just my opinion and I do like the concept, its just, aaaaa ^^;;;

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Chocobros in Theatre

For all intent and purposes, this is still FFXV world but playwrights like shakespear and Tennessee Williams, etc, are there. 

The boys are in high school theatre

Prompto-

LOVES theatre

plays? Amazing!

Musicales? Spectacular!

Technical side? WOW!

This boy just *clenches fist* loves theatre

that being said

this boy is not the best dancer

or the best singer

but he certainly tries his damn hardest!

leads everyone in stretches

Goddamn prom how can you do both front and middle splits??

almost always ensemble

doesn’t care

he loves it

he’s always the best damn ensemble because of what he does on stage

but when its a play, he normally casted as the comedic role

he’s goofy and can play the timing well like iggy

loves watching musicales!

“OMG!! look at those lifts!! they’re in perfect sinc!!1!”

always rants about what he saw to Gladio and Iggy

they love it

they love him

who cannot love him??

always makes it a point to be friends with the underclassmen because he knows how it feels to be a timid kid around great actors/actresses

do NOT trust him with building the sets!

homeboy is not good at the technical side

he tries his best n that’s all that matters

always hilarious to try and watch him bring down/up curtains

bringing them down is fairly easy

its bringing them up...

he’ll jump on the rope and dangle

it’s not going anywhere........

gladio or noct always laugh at his struggilng

“guysssssss! help!!”

Noctis helps him down before getting the rope

gladio just grabs it with one hand pulls

prompto is quickly on the ground

but is surprisingly good with all the cutting stuff? like the jigsaw and sawblade??

Noctis is impressed? He’s turned on??

the best worst at shop calls

stationed at the cutting bored like all day

but somehow always manages to get put works somewhere else???

Prompto why are you in the costume room?

“I was getting some cookies from iggy but now i’m helping sew Belle’s dress...”

stop stealing him just because he’s cute!!!

brings his camera to every rehearsal and snaps pics like a madman

put together the collection at the end of the show as a lil movie for everyone to see their progress!

Tries every play to get a Chocobo on stage

no prompto! That’s expensive and dangerous!!

prompto please don’t cry we’ll take you to a chocobo petting zoo :(

 Ignis-

tenor

He is THE theatre guy

almost always the lead

Theatre Mom™

always brings snacks to rehearsals

whenever drama happens he is there to sort it out

handles all complaints about what the director is doing/not doing

not a huge fan of musicales

he’s self conscious about his singing

even though he’s amazing!

normally casted as lead in musicale because that boy can DANCE!

prefers plays

favorite plays are anything written by Tennessee Williams or Neil Simon

also loves shakespear and Moliere

because not only are they works of art in the form of words but they’re HILARIOUS!

the innuendos

the puns

oh god don’t get him started

surprisingly really good at doing comedy??

like he always lands the comedic timing PERFECTLY!

how do u do it specs

tell me your ways

everyone is jealous of his skill and are always asking for advice

iggy always gives the best advice because he wants everyone to be their best!!

helps out costume department whenever possible

able to sew a costume in like 20 minutes flat

the actual costume department people are pissed at him because of this

everyone oogles him when he’s rehearsing

especially prompto

iggy always blushes when prompto compliments him

stop! being! cute!

Gladio-

Bass

LOVES theatre, specifically muscle theatre

favorite musicales are My Fair Lady, Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast-

pretty much any fairytale romance musicale he loves

people are always confused by him because he’s not a technician??

“You’re so big and buff why are you not in tech???”

he does help out building the sets all the time

only one able to to lift a 8″ by 10″ flat on his own

Not always the lead but loves to be involve anyway!

unless the lead is a bass

in that case congratulations gladio!

Not the best dancer

but can waltz like no ones business!!

he and prompto always bug the director about what cool things they saw in other musicales and what they could do

“They did this cool flying fight scene and it was amazing-”

“Yeah and during their big dance break they did this thing where people lept over other people’s shoulders-”

“we could totally do that!!”

.... guys this is my fair lady there is no fight scene

“yeah BUT”

the director loves them

but is also so tired of them

goes to see musicales with prompto

always goes to wait for the cast and tell them how amazing they were!

the girls always gives gladio their numbers

couple of the men too

gladio always points out prompto to them

they all think he’s adorable

most of the time he’s the villian

because they are normally the low singers

doesn’t mind

can be a pretty good villain when needed

oh also

makeup and costume H A T E his tattoo!

always dread when he has to wear a short sleeved costume

easily spends the most time in the makeup chair getting his tattoo covered up

Noctis-

doesn’t prefer the spotlight

one of the head technicians

also one of the best builders

have you seen those videos of the pit crew changing tires in like 10 seconds?

yeah

that’s him but building flats

no one knows how he does it

but the Boys are thankful all the same

they know how much the technicians do and always show their appreciate to them

specifically to Noct bc he does so much

they reward him with sex food or just good ass hugs

whenever him and cindy tag team on something it’s straight up memorizing to watch

they do it so quick an fluid! 

everyone is jealous

though no one really knows what all he does because he’s always asleep???

Noct why are you asleep on the flat? You’ll get sawdust everywhere

noCT GET OFF THE SAWBLADE THAT IS NOT A NAP SPOT!!

loves it when they build a house

because that means there’s couches or beds

which means Nap Time™

this boy is always tired

legit one time fell asleep while putting a screw in

prompto got a picture

he still has it

noctis is also pretty clueless in regards to what... is actually going on in the play

he doesn’t really care

just tell him what he’s building and he’s all good

though sometimes it gives way to some really funny instances

one time he was pushing a set piece out during the show, and was suddenly caught in the middle of a dance number

he was so scared

everyone made fun of him for weeks

had to awkwardly shuffle/dance his way off stage

Bonuses!

Luna is always the female lead

the other girls cant be jealous because she is SO GOOD

her and iggy have great chemistry so they’re always together

so used to kissing him on stage

everyone is always surprised that noct is fine with it bc they think him and luna are dating????

they’re just best friends

a suprano

Cor is the dance director

call him “The Immortal” because they swear he’s been in just about every play

“You were in the original Mary Poppins? You had to be like 17???”

he was 15...

everyone is intimidated by him bc he’s so serious

REALLY dedicated with his work and will chew you tf out if you’re not trying to learn the dance

he can tell

loves Prompto even though he has two left feet and can’t dance for shit

he’s always gentle with him bc he does NOT want to see that sunshine boy sad!!

Ravus is another techie

mostly deals with props

scares the young techies that he lost his arms from being stupid with the saw blade

he didn’t

HATES Noctis!

know one knows why

(he’s jealous of his skill)

but also because he doesn’t appreciate theatre!!

is a theatre nerd

him and iggy discuss plays over tea during break time at shop call

Cindy is their other main builder

super sweet!

and angel

unless you mess with her tools

then run

Nyx and the other glaives are the runners

they can bring sets out in pitch darkness in like 5 seconds flat

its scary

Nyx was also forced to be in the ensemble by Cor because he saw him dancing one time

he loves it

Ardyn is a creepy theatre director from the some theatre company that goes to every single one of their shows

always tries to recruit Noct and Prompto for his company

they’re still in high school you creep!

Ignis and Gladio are quick to shoot him down and escort them safely away

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all 92 😘

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?no way man she’d probably dom the fuck out of me

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?nope.

3. Have you taken someones virginity?n o p e

4. Is trust a big issue for you?YEAH

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?like in terms of romantic??? no. like in terms of “we have a really weird relationship and idfk how i feel @ you”? yeah.

6. What are you excited for?april 19th!!! my friend and i are going to go see phoebe bridgers in madison!!!!

7. What happened tonight?its 10am so ill roll with last night: i played nv and got killed in a beautiful cacophony of deathclaws and the legion :) and then my game crashed.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?no bc id be right there with them

9. Is confidence cute?very

10. What is the last beverage you had?i think some water? okay not the last but: hot water is so good with wildflower honey pls just drink some its good for your soul okay???

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?opposite is bullshit but i guess like,, 3? half my friends are nonbinary so counting EVERYONE regardless of gender and shit id say 6 people

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?im a proud supporter of boys in skinny jeans and i own 2 or 3 pairs

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?my main ho @thebonerfoy is coming up to visit me and were probably gonna pack all my shit in her car and play cards against humanity

14. What are you going to spend money on next? lmao probably my student loans. unless i can get the hours i asked for at work or a sugar daddy, then im gonna buy a proper lid for my fishtank bc my poor kid has a piece of cardboard rn.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?no

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?yeah. even in a state of stagnation were changing somehow.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?probably amanda, but im working on trying to be better with everyone

18. The last time you felt broken?my dude, im broken right now. its okay though. like i said, im working on it. were all fckn broken somehow.

19. Have you had sex today?not unless a ghost and i got in on in my sleep. which would be pretty cool ngl

20. Are you starting to realize anything?on a deep level: i deserve respect and a lot of my issues relate directly to my upbringing, including my inability to receive praise or speak well of myselfon a not-deep level: kinda hungry.

21. Are you in a good mood?i think i just heard fedex or ups outside so my mood just skyrocketed

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?maybe like. nurse sharks. theyre really cute.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?yeah

24. What do you want right this second?to take a day to go into the city with all my friends that i cant see on a regular basis

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?probably be upset unless we discussed it beforehand. then id be fckn cheering for them like you go get some!!!! do it man!!!! in general tho: if i wasnt with them and they didnt show interest in me and showed interest in someone else id just move tf on.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?half of it is bc my roots are growing out

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?no. too boring.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?okay so i went to renew my library books and one of my favorite youtubers is on the library website dressed as one of his characters and i completely flipped because i watch his gaming channel and now hes interviewing authors for my library??? he doesnt even live in my town!! hes in madison!!

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?no? im enjoying my solitude atm

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?depends on the person

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?no! hes my friend and gives really good advice!

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?i think so. i mean, were kind of a thing.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?yeah.

34. Listening to?killer - phoebe bridgers

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?only if im doing a rough journal spread, which i dont normally do

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?hes probably in class right now. 

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?love at first sight? no. some sort of mutual infatuation/attraction? yes.

38. Who did you last call?my mom

39. Who was the last person you danced with?dancing with as in both dancing at the same time? probably amanda or my mom.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?we were dating and he was cute lmao

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? a couple months ago? 

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?no bc she leaves for work before i wake up

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?constantly.

44. Do you tan in the nude?lmao no.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?no. as previously stated, i liked the guy and he was cute. why would i take that back?

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?yeah

47. Who was the last person to call you?my mom

48. Do you sing in the shower?sometimes

49. Do you dance in the car?yEAH

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?yes i love my bow :’) its so good and wow i love archery

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?picture day junior year of highschool, and if that doesnt count: my mother took me in at jcp to have pictures taken when i graduated 8th grade and theyre awful bc my hair is so long and its so not me

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?excuse me, how dare you,, in this house we ask for war and peace for christmas because npgc1812 is so good and then get addicted to ghost quartet (@ anyone reading this: pls listen to ghost quartet it is so so so good)

53. Is Christmas stressful?depends on the year, but i hope in the future i can spend it with my friends :)

54. Ever eat a pierogi?i just had some last night for dinner and im probably going to eat the leftovers in a couple minutes. also, my mother is polish and we see her family for holidays, so yeah. lots of pierogi in this house.

update: i got the leftovers

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?idk??? apple? im basic okay i dont eat pie

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?1. teacher2. ballerina3. both 1 & 2, simultaneously4. paleontologist5. archaeologist6. both 4 & 5, simultaneously7. librarian8. game designer9. author/illustrator

57. Do you believe in ghosts?yeah

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?almost daily

59. Take a vitamin daily?im supposed to ;) vitamin d deficiency like a real champ

60. Wear slippers?real talk i never liked slippers but then i bought these cute pig slippers @ walmart for $10 and i love them so much i tried wearing them to sleep last night. also im wearing them rn theyre so cute

61. Wear a bath robe?i live in a dorm, so yeah. to the bathroom and back when i take a shower. sometimes im lazy and i just run around in a towel but so do half the people on my side of the hall lmao were all lazy and dead inside

62. What do you wear to bed?fluffy pajama pants or sweats, tshirt or hoodie, socks, sometimes slippers.. once i fell asleep with a beanie on. when im being an Adult i wear my actual pajamas!!! like a legit shirt and pants that match

63. First concert?none that i was old enough to remember :’) apparently my mom took me to the rodeo when we lived in texas and saw some country group but i was like 2 so idfk

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?TARGET I AM A CERTIFIED TARGET GAY

65. Nike or Adidas?adidas bc my feet are too wide to fit in nikes

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?yall real talk i used to love cheetos but i think im allergic to them now? last time i had them my throat got all swollen and hurt for like 3 days so im gonna have to say fritos. plus theyre really good if you put them in chili

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?sunflower seeds bc im a slut for anything i can have a spitting contest with

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?lmao i used to like her when i was like. 11. not my scene anymore

69. Ever take dance lessons?i dont think so?

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?anything that makes them happy, but also something fun!!!! like wedding photographer or a baker or maybe zookeeper?

71. Can you curl your tongue?idk??? kinda????? i can tie a cherry stem so i want to say yes.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?no i always got out bc my anxiety made me stutter/rush and miss letters, so i never even got past the classroom levels to the real thing

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?a lot!!! i laugh so hard i cry and get a stomach ache more than id like to admit

74. What is your favorite book?eleanor & park by rainbow rowell :) OR alice’s adventures in wonderland by lewis caroll

75. Do you study better with or without music?depends on if i can get into hyperfocus mode or not. if not, then i pick one song and put it on loop and blast it until it fades and is just loud background noise, but if i can focus then silence is best

76. Regularly burn incense?i used to but no burning anything in the dorms :( then i came home for break and it started giving me a headache

77. Ever been in love?i think so

78. Who would you like to see in concert?kesha, against me!, my chemical romance (rip), bigbang (also rip)

79. What was the last concert you saw?the one i mentioned earlier @ a rodeo

80. Hot tea or cold tea?hot tea

81. Tea or coffee?i live on coffee but i love tea too so both

82. Favorite type of cookie?mmm snickerdoodle. or just sugar cookies. chocolate chip is good when theyre hot and melty but not as good when theyre cold

83. Can you swim well?yeah! i love swimming!

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?yeah?

85. Are you patient?hahahahahahhahahahhahahhaa

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?oo. oooooo. okay so dj would have more variety of music but im a sucker for live music??? idk i feel like a band would be more memorable, but what if they fuck up your favorite song??? but what if they make it more special???????

87. Ever won a contest?yeah! i won an art contest once and got my drawing printed on christmas cards for a nonprofit that did things for cancer patients!

88. Ever have plastic surgery?im 17 i dont have that kind of money

89. Which are better black or green olives?depends on what theyre in?

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?good. live your life fuck the rules

91. Best room for a fireplace?bedroom!!! i love fireplaces in bedrooms its such a Look

92. Do you want to get married?idk. if it happens then it happens. im not planning on it though.

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*DJ Khaled voice* anotha one!

Thank you @mei-ren-yu for tagging me in this long-ass tag. Like, damn. I hope you find my answers as interesting as I found yours. (probably not though, my life is boring af although I was tired and feeling very sassy so things got weird) :)

Answer the following: THE LAST 1. Drink: Water. Basically all I drink lol. 2. Phone call: To my sister asking her to come pick me up 3. Text message: My sister telling me she was outside of the coffee shop and me telling her I’d be right out. 4. Song I listened to: In the Middle by dodie. I’ve had her new EP on repeat all day. It’s so good I’m so proud of my wife 5. Time you cried: Genuinely surprised that I can’t remember, considering I’m basically constantly crying 6. Dated someone twice: Nope. 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: That would require having kissed someone in the first place. 8. Ever been cheated on: Nope. 9. Lost someone special: Well my uncle died when I was 2, so I don’t really remember him, but I still miss him. We were good buds. 10: Been depressed: Yep, since I was about 15 I think? I’m doing pretty good right now tho. 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope, never been drunk.

THREE FAVORITE COLORS 1. Purple 2. Pink 3. Black

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU 1. Made new friends? I made a few friends at my job, but I haven’t really talked to them since I left. But I’m making lots of new friends here! You guys are solid. 2. Fallen out of love? That would require having been in love in the first place. 3. Laughed until you cried? All the goddamn time. My siblings are freaking hilarious.  4. Found out somebody was talking about you? No, I don’t think so? At least not in a bad way. 5. Met someone who changed you? Well that’s deep. I don’t think so, not in the last year. 6. Found out who your friends are? Kinda, yeah. After graduation last year I kinda realized who I really care about and who really cares about me. (Hint: it’s not many) 7. Kiss someone on your facebook list? That would require having kissed someone in the first place.

GENERAL 1. How many facebook friends have you met in real life? All of them, I don’t friend people I don’t know. Well, except for my future roommate I guess, but I’m meeting her in 2 weeks. 2. Do you have any pets? Yes, I have a black lab/greyhound named Mario who is my favorite boy. I want 281 more dogs. 3. Do I want to change my name? Nah, I’m good. 4. What did you do for your last birthday? I think I just went to dinner with my family, and my dad gave me money to get Ed Sheeran concert tickets. 5. What time did you wake up? Today, about 9:30, plus 20 minutes of turning off alarms and lying around. Trying to get it back to about 6 or 6:30 for when school starts. 6. What were you doing at 12:00 last night? Probably reading fanfic and thinking about how I needed to get to sleep. 7. Name something I can’t wait for: SCHOOL! One freaking week! 8. When was the last time you saw your mother: A couple hours ago when we had dinner. 9. What are you listening to right now? dodie’s new EP, “You”. God it’s good. Did I mention she’s my wife and I love her? 10. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? Probably? Idfk. Did you write this tag, Tom? 11. Something that is getting on your nerves: My brain stressing out about literally nothing. 12. Most visited website: YouTube, definitely

13. Hair color? Dark brown. 

14. Hair length? Depends, if I straighten it it’s about halfway down my back, but shrinkage is a thing so it’s normally shoulder length-ish

15. Do you have a crush on someone? I mean I just met this guy at my friend’s party the other day and got his number, but I don’t really know him yet. Here’s hoping or whatever.

16. Piercings: I got my earlobes pierced when I was like 12 but they’ve closed up. Not really big into jewelry anymore. 17. What do you like about yourself? Pfft. Can I get back to you on that? 18. Blood type: A+ 19. Nicknames: None  20. Relationship status: Single as fuuuuck 21. Zodiac: Pisces  22. Pronouns: She/her 23. Favorite TV show: New Girl, Black Mirror, Star Trek: TNG, Love, Planet Earth, BoJack Horseman, Bob’s Burgers. Guilty pleasures are Degrassi and House Hunters 24. Tattoos: None yet, but I have a few planned. Gotta wait til I move out tho so my dad won’t kill me lmao 25. Right or Left Handed: Right 26. Surgery: Thankfully, none 27. Sport: Well I don’t play any sports (I used to cross-country ski on a team but not anymore), but I love watching soccer, cycling, and pretty much any winter sports. The Olympics are my jam. 28. Vacation: Last vacation I went on was Hawai’i with my family; dream vacation would be a tour of Scandinavia  29: Favorite shoes: Honestly I basically only wear flip-flops during the summer. Come at me, fashion police.

MORE GENERAL 1. Eating: Nothing right now. I had pizza for dinner. 2. Drinking: Water 3. I’m about to: Go the fuck to sleep, hopefully 4. I’m waiting for: SCHOOL. I miss school so much and I move in in a week and I can’t WAIT this has been a great gap year but I wanna LEARN 5. Want: To do well in school. I’m actually very nervous that I won’t and it’s scaring me. 6. Getting married: No thanks. Maybe I’ll have a partner, sure, but I’m not into signing a contract or spending all my money on a wedding

WHICH IS BETTER

I feel really bad about this section bc everyone is beautiful and lovely and if I like someone I probably like everything about them but these are my gut responses.  Short or tall: I like em tol Hugs or kisses: I guess hugs. I love a good hug. Lips or eyes: Mmmm...eyes. Older or younger: Either, as long as it’s not too extreme either way Nice arms or nice stomach: For men, arms. (Or even better, hands.) For girls, stomachs. Goddamn I love girl tummies. WOW could I be more bi?? Hookups or relationships: who the fuck knows Troublemaker or hesitant: If hesitant means responsible, then that one. 

HAVE YOU EVER Kissed a stranger: What do u think Lost glasses/contacts: Don’t wear ‘em. Turned someone down: Lol no one’s interested in me Sex on the first date: Nope but I would if I felt like it Broken someone’s heart: You really think I’m hot stuff, don’t you? Been arrested: Nope Cried when someone died: Yeah Fallen for a friend: YOU BETCHA

DO YOU BELIEVE IN Miracles: No Love at first sight: No Yourself: I’m trying, believe me I’m trying Santa: No God: No Angels: No Kiss on the first date: Sure why the fuck not

OTHERS

Eye Color: Brown Favorite Movie: Coraline, Hoje Eu Quiero Voltar Sozinho (The Way He Looks), Clueless, Moonrise Kingdom, The Force Awakens, Jaws...I’m not very picky.

I shall tag @unofficialrhettandlink if you haven’t done it and if you want to. :)

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All!!

GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL1. you woke up naked to the last person you texted, what would you say?probably something along the lines of “sarah what the fuck”2. what’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?they asked me this! we are still very good friends3. if your bf or gf was into drugs, would you care?nah4. is your last name longer than six letters?it’s exactly six letters5. was your last kiss drunk or sober?sober, ive never been drunk6. have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?idk, i mean that girl i asked out earlier this month hardcore rejected me so i guess technically i messed it up by asking her bc we aren’t friends anymore but she was kind of a dick so i don’t care7. what does your last received text say?“ur bio on tumblr is my old bio but with there must be added and ur info and that’s amazing good taste lad”8. how many times have you kissed the last person u kissed?idk i didn’t count and the last one was over a year ago so it’s been a while 9. where was your last kiss at?idk i think it was ur house??10. when is the last time you saw your sister?like fifteen minutes ago11. what do you drink in the morning?usually water, sometimes juice12. where did you sleep last night?my bed13. do you think relationships are hard? i mean, i suppose so. everything is pretty hard, especially when it involves love. but isn’t it supposed to be? if there aren’t hard parts or struggles, then how are the good parts any good? this is not to say that abusive relationships are any at all good, if your partner is hurting you a lot, physically or emotionally, then it’s not worth the good parts. 14. if you could go back and change something in the past five months, would you?nah, my past five months have been alright. i don’t really regret anything i did.15. you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?how many times do i have to tell you we are good friends no there are no problems16. would you rather it be sunny or rainy?depends, i don’t want all sunny or all rainy. but i love summer rain, so17. do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?no, i do know people who’s first name are my middle name18. are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants?leggings and a skirt bitch19. do you think you will be in a relationship three years from now?god i hope so20. does anyone like you?i know for a fact that at least one person does21. have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?no, ive got multiple friends with s names though so which one of you wants to change that ;^)22. is the last person you kissed gay?oh you fuckinh bet23. is there a person you cannot stand?of course, donald trump24. have you ever considered getting a tattoo?of course! i actually do have a stick and poke25. in the past week have you cried?well this week just started, i did cry last week tho26. what breed was the last dog you saw?idk27. do you dry off in the shower or outside the shower?outside28. have you ever kissed a football player?nope29. do you think you’re old?im 14, so no30. do you like text messaging?yeah, its p cool31. what type of day are you having?alright, pretty gay32. have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?yeah, i def want piercings33. do you prefer warm or cold weather?i used to say cold, but warmer weather makes me so happy lately, it’s usually spring or summer when i fall hard for people so34. is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to youdan avidan35. would you prefer a relationship or a fling?relationship36. are you a simple or complicated person?i dont know37. what song are you listening to?when the day met the night by p!atd38. when you say you’re sorry do you mean it?yes39. is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?ah i’m confused about genders and stuff of my friends sometimes, ive got two really close friends, one is genderfluid so sometimes they’re a girl and they know pretty much everything about me, the other idk?? she calls herself a girl sometimes but i’m still unsure but she knows nearly everything40. what made you start liking the person you like now?idk. it really just kind of happened? i think it’s that they make me laugh, which is super important to me41. when did you last get a text message?maybe an hour ago??42. what is wrong with you right now?i’m afraid of my friends not liking me, not caring, fuckin it up :)43. how well do you know the last female you texted?GENDER IS CONFUSING SO IDK WHAT COUNTS AND WHAT DOESN’T44. does anyone disgust you?donald trump, mike pence45. would you date someone right now if they asked?depends46. are you in a good mood right now?i’m alright i guess47. who was the last person you talked to in person?my mom48. what color shirt are you wearing?navy blue kinda49. has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?don’t think so50. anyone you’re giving up on?nah51. do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?no no no52. have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?i once thought about giving up on a friendship, but couldn’t.53. do you like rain?no, i hate myself (i like the actual rain tho, especially in summer)54. do you care if your gf/bf drinks? so long as they aren’t getting hurt and it’s not unhealthy55. have you ever liked somebody and never told them?yep56. do you like to cuddle?YES, who wants to fucking cuddle i will give you forever love57. are you shy?i have social anxiety58. do you get along with girls?yes i love them59. have you dated the last person you texted?yes, actually because after the long time it took to answer all these the last person i texted is different from the last person i had texted when i started this. the last person i texted was the asker lol60. what do you carry with you at all times?my phone, chapstick, lipstick, and pads61. if you were paid 1 million dollars to spend one night in a supposed haunted house, would you?well i’m super paranoid and scared of the dark so i’d def need someone to come with me but for i million dollars, that so much money man so probably62. do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?yeah63. think back to october, were you in a relationship?no64. the person you like kissed you on the forehead, do you find this cute?YES FUCK ME UP65. did anything cute happen in the last week?person i have a crush on existed and they’re cute as hell so yes66. how old are the last three people you kissed?LOL IVE KISSED ONE PERSON they’re fifteen67. would you rather pay people to get your nails done or do them yourself?i always do them myself68. which do you like better, zebra print or leopard print?neither i don’t like animal print69(lol). do you have any stickers on your car?i don’t have a car, my mom’s has a bunch of bernie stickers tho70. would you rather listen to luke brian or lil wayne?yeah i don’t listen to either so no idea71. blackberry, andriod, or iphone?iphone72. when’s the last time you had a pizza from pizza hut?uhhhhh i was like 1173. do you like diet soda?never had it74. what color are the walls in your room?pink75. are you 16 or older?already said, i’m 14 so no76. do you watch pretty little liars?no77. do you have a job?nope78. what are your initials?REO (i haven’t written them out since my name change over a year ago, wild)79. did you ever have braces?no, i am missing an entire adult tooth tho80. are you from the south?nah81. what does your last status on facebook say?i don’t really use facebook, only for messaging and seeing drama club updates82. do you still talk to the first person you kissed? yeah did it today83. are you closer to your mom or dad?my dad died when i was eight so by default, my mom84. have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?nope85. what’s the last movie you saw in theaters?i think it was the ghostbusters reboot86. do you smoke?nah87. would you rather wear heels or flip flops?heels88. is your phone touch screen?yeah89. do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?i don’t have hair, my head is shaved. i used to wear it straight, but if i had time i would’ve curled it every morning (curly hair makes me weak tbh)90. have you ever snuck out of your house?nah91. would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?a pool92. have you ever made out in a car?i have kissed in a car, but it was not making out93. had sex in a car?never had sex anywhere94. are you single or in a relationship?single95. what were you doing last night at midnight?sleeping (wow me sleeping at a somewhat reasonable time?)96. when’s the last time you saw fireworks?probably on the fourth of july97. do you like the camera on your phone?it’s ok98. have you ever had a friend with benefits?if the benefit is their love then yes99. have you ever passed out from drinking?no100. are you friends with people on facebook you actually hate?i don’t really use facebook101. have you ever had a pregnancy scare?lol no i’ve never had sex102. name your fav kesha song:tik tok probably lol103. do you have any tan lines right now?it’s winter, no104. would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?i rarely wear shorts, let alone cowboy boots

tysm for asking!!!!

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“Adventures in Light Distortion” instant reaction

[Written on January 8-9. I was blind to this episode and the whole remainder of the Bomb, with the exception of tiny leaks and Youtube screenshots. Comments related to those spoilers are footnotes, marked with [#].]

Oh man, what a title. You see, the emphasis makes all the difference. Is it light distortion, as in little itty-bitty lies? After the previous episode, what further lies would we be telling? Or is there really the chance the gems are going to tell half-truths to Dr. and Mr. M and bring *Connie* along on this mission?!? Please oh please. Or, since the gems are light constructs, is it light distortion, as in the bending of light rays and such. And "Adventures in"... as in plural? I mean, obviously, the gems are going to chase after Blue Diamond. Are we going right to Homeworld? Are we doing this, for real? 'Cause sign me the hell up. Now, the gems have a ship, and I am 99% sure Pearl knows how to fly it because Pearl knows how to fix, operate, drive, or fly anything she damn well wants to, so we're about to find out just what it's like when the Ruby ship goes zoooooom [1]. I don't remember which is third, "Gem Heist" or "The Zoo", but whenever we meet up with Greg again (presumably at the zoo), are there other types of aliens there? Are there other gems? [2]

I'm spacing out the episodes, not chomping them all down at once, to give myself time to think about them. However, only the first episode remains available on VOD, so I'm watching tonight's via DailyMotion (the first place I saw that has the entire episode available in one video). So timestamps are those of the DM video, which has the intro begin at 0:09. As always, though, I’m watching straight through with no pauses or rewinds.

0:09 - Time to find a way. 0:32 - Hilary and Lauren tonight. (they fixed the title card, this was a Raven & Paul episode) 0:42 - Aww, no more Amethyst ponytail. 0:49 - Oh man, Pearl's losing her shit quickly. 0:59 - "Turn into a chair. I need to sit down." Wow. 1:17 - "That might be it." The zoo. Oh boy. 1:31 - Steven's like "are you fucking kidding me? a human zoo." 1:45 - Digging this music btw. 2:03 - Pearl going cross-eyed. 2:19 - "We're not coming back without Greg." That didn't sound as intimidating as I expected. 2:35 - They already flew on this, it should be OK. 2:55 - Aww. "Protect Beach City." 3:09 - "Bending reality." 3:26 - Lapis looks utterly thrilled about protecting BC. 3:42 - We're just totally handwaving all the oxygen issues. 3:53 - "Space turbulence"? Oh come on. 4:12 - WHAT ARE THEY ALL DOING IN THE SAME PLACE? 4:19 - "We should really do something about them." Ya think? 4:35 - It doesn't work that way. BTW, Greg's 40. Note to self. 5:03 - That doesn't sound good. 5:14 - NOT A GOOD DECISION, STEVEN. Maybe brace yourself before someone else hits the button. 5:35 - LOLOLOLOLOLO OH BOY. 5:50 - Oh my god, this is like almost chibi-size. 6:06 - "In what way is this funny?" EVERY WAY. 6:30 - I guess that makes sense. 6:41 - But they shouldn't all be the same size, so that's not really gonna work. 7:04 - I guess we're gonna spend the whole episode en route. 7:13 - STOP JUST MASHING BUTTONS, DUDE. 7:26 - Oh good, a big red X. That's never a bad sign. 7:31 - OH THAT'S NOT A BAD SIGN AT ALL. They just poofed? 8:07 - You might wanna get out of warp speed now. 8:31 - You can do it! 8:55 - Oh boy. Don't do this to yourself, Steve-o. 9:14 - Don't you goddamn dare do this "future vision" thing to me, here. 9:40 - HEALING TEARS? streaming back towards the gems. 10:23 - I guess, uhh, that makes sense. "Don't think too much about it." Don't worry, I won't. 11:04 - Time for stuff to happen! Next time... 11:20 - So is this Homeworld? Or are we still not quite there?

INSTANT REACTION - So it was the distortion of light we were dealing with, and honestly that was the kind of... not quite body horror, but body manipulation certainly that we would expect from a Paul & Raven episode, not a Hilary & Lauren. [N.B. I read several days later that this was in fact actually a Paul/Raven episode, and the title card was incorrect, so that makes sense] I'm a little embarrassed that the idea of Peridot and/or Lapis coming along never even occurred to me, but they were written out of the arc anyway. Steven's conversation with Connie was pretty curious, though. I wonder what she was saying on the other end of the line, but I really think she wanted to come along (as much of an absolutely terrible idea as that would probably be). We got a little more conclusive timeline. Greg would be turning 110 in 70 years, ergo he's 40 now, so he was 26 when Steven was born. Since he's "known the gems since [he] was 22", that means he spent about four years courting Rose. I know that I said "healing tears" above, and I am realizing now after the fact that Steven doesn't have healing tears, but rather healing spit. However, there really did seem to be SOMETHING there in him crying about making all these mistakes, and his tears streaming to the back of the ship. I could've sworn some landed on the gems. Obviously, since I've only watched the episode once, and in real time, I can't be sure about that (or if any of the gems were actually cracked as Steven feared, but I doubt that). At 9:14, I was briefly afraid that, with Steven monologuing how he's made so many mistakes and why couldn't he just trust Garnet's warning and now he's lost everyone, we were going to have a future-vision fake-out and reset back to the stairs outside the beach house, 4 minutes into "Dream". I would've been fucking PISSED if that had happened (side note: I've read a number of fan theories/jokes about how the last scene of the whole series is going to be Rose asking Garnet whether she should go to some concert on the beach, and that the entire series has been Garnet's future vision of what will happen if she does. It's cute, but entirely violates what little we do know about future vision), because it would've wiped away an entire episode, taken away Steven's agency to make his own decisions, and just been a fucking hack move. I'm glad that wasn't the case. I've said in the past that realistic astrophyics was never a strong point of this show, starting from the illogical gravity in "Laser Light Cannon", but I'm STILL peeved at the stereotypical asteroid belt (and though I'm amused at the trio of Rubies--I saw the first one was Navy, didn't catch who the other two were--there's no way they should all be together). That said, I appreciated the metaphorical dropkick they delivered to faster-than-light travel ("Don't think too much about it.")

SECOND WATCH THOUGHTS: Pearl's side-eye at "Back when I still served... Homeworld." WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, WOMAN? Seriously, Connie had some plan to go with Steven, or at least to do something. It's a longshot, but I'm calling it now: we are going to hear from Connie somehow before this arc is over. Pudgy, ruby-shaped Pearl is adorable. I see the really huge setting on the Roaming Eye showed up on the slot-machine-looking display as ♦ ♦ ♦ OK, doesn't seem to be any structural issues for the gems at any point while warping. That whole segment is really trippy though. As someone with minor eye issues that occasionally lead to double vision when my eyes are out of focus, it was really disconcerting. I feel like Steven's monologue is one part addressed-to-kids "Hey, when stuff around you is going poorly, you can make some rash and desperate decisions, but please don't think the original stuff is also your fault" and one part actual plot set-up, but I can't make out what it is. Whoops on the Rubies; the first one was Doc, followed by Army and Navy. That leaves Leggy somewhere off in the distance.

[1] - one of the screencaps Youtube spoiled for me was titled "Traveling faster than the speed of light" or something like that, so, yeah I'm pretty sure we'll get to see that. [2] - via tumblr posts that didn't get immediately hidden, or the tags that remained, I know there are a bunch more gems to meet. I'm still hopeful that at least a few of the Youtube screencaps were fanart, but... we'll see.