#i wasn't getting any of these sent in

[the-haunted-office]

From this meme. Answered for Stanley Johnson.

A♥️ - Who was the first person your muse ever fell in love with?

Stanley fell in love with a girl in fifth grade named Angie Stevens. She was pretty and loved animals and was kind and patient with him, even though he was quite awkward. She moved away a few months into the school year, though, and he sadly never saw her again.

2♥️ - What’s your muse’s family like?

Stanley doesn't remember, but they were quite plain. Your stereotypical American nuclear family. Mom, Dad, two children, a dog, middle income house, and yes, there was a white picket fence. Stanley's dad worked hard and his mom worked even harder, raising him and his sister, Sally. Things were quite ordinary for them. Ordinary in just about every way you can think of.

3♥️ - How would your muse react to a confession of love?

It would largely depend on who the confession was coming from, but on the whole I think he'd be extremely bashful about it and be sort of in denial. Someone? In love? With him? How could that be possible? He's just... Stanley. Just... Stanley. Nothing special about him. He's just a regular guy, with nothing special or outstanding about him. He has no future, no past (that he can remember). He lives in an Office, for christ's sakes! Why or how could anyone love him? I think he'd be shocked speechless.

4♥️ - What are your muse’s thoughts on starting/raising a family?

He really really wants a family, but he doesn't know if he's capable. He doesn't know if he's physically capable, for one, knowing how many times his body has been cloned and his consciousness transferred by his own Narrator. And he also is nervous about how good of a father he'd be. It terrifies him, the idea of raising a child and making a mistake and screwing up another human being. I think he'd be super excited and terrified at the same time. It'd take a lot of convincing from his partner.

5♥️ - What was your muse’s most heartbreaking separation/divorce/etc?

Stanley has only ever been in one serious relationship, and it ended a little while before he started working at the Office and before the Parable began. Her name was Sheila Mandy, and she ended things because Stanley wouldn't commit to her. He was content with their "stagnant" relationship, while she wanted to get married and start a family, and when she confronted him he got nervous about committing and so she broke things off with him. Stanley was devastated, but didn't know how to deal with it. So he just... kept going to work.

[basket-of-radiants]

Ok hi!!!! I love all your takes on the characters and it's rlly interesting! I also think moash is a very nuanced and fascinating character. I'm kinda mad at him after he tried to convince Kal to k!ll himself but I think he's a great charcter with lots of depth and your pinned post was so interesting because it said so much about moash! Anyway sorry bye!!!

Hello!!! Thank you!! I apologize for inflicting that post on you, but I'm glad you read/enjoyed it! ty for letting me know <3<3<3

[liesonthefloordramatically]

tired of having a gender at work; I don't want my colleagues to perceive me anymore

[everyryuujisuguro]

[sysig]

Well work on it faster! (Patreon)

[Panel 1] Prismo: ...It wouldn’t have stopped you from trying.

[Panel 2] Prismo: Would it?

[Panel 3] Simon: I don’t know. Maybe.

[Panel 4] Prismo: Simon.

[Panel 5] Prismo: You can’t fool me on this one. Why else would you come to me? To look for her.

[Panel 6] Simon: ... You couldn’t, so I had to.

[Panel 7] Prismo: •sigh• ...Look, you’re right. I should’ve told you.

[Panel 8] Prismo: I’ve just been really...distracted. Simon: Hah.

[Panel 9] Simon: Was years of my no-longer-immortal life not enough for you?

[Panel 10] Prismo: C’mon, man, you know why. Simon: Hmph.

[Panel 12] Simon: You still have to make this right. Prismo: Yeah, I’m working on that.

[sleepsucks]

[brosif40]

What was the matriarch like before getting all messed up? Not physically (you’ve already shown that), but personally.

I think they would've more maternal towards the Caligo's, even if they don't really parent them. They were just more caring about their little creations, Feeding them and giving them safety from the coldness of space since Caligo's technically relied on The Murk nests/Methuselah until they're big enough to go out without worrying about their outer bodies freezing

They would hold them close like this if they weren't using The Murk nests though ⬇️

Keeping them all nice and warm :3

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

what are the chances my dad (known music nerd especially when it comes to bass) would be aware of any of the context or lore around Dark Alley

[mikumoroll]

sometimes u just have to be really nice to people that are being willfully obtuse because u know theyre just more mentally ill than u are and that's,.... that's life. sometimes. that is life moderating a phobia subreddit with 23k people on it where a majority of them refuse to recover or even simply practice harm reduction!

[txrtxglix-lvver]

idek why I got mad asf lmao I triggered myswkf

[fruitsyrups]

Random yes but thank u for making that frusan art awhile ago it's adorable and i love seeing more art of this underappreciated ship :D!!!

ahhh thank you!!! frusan is so underrated FOR REAL, i guess it's probably because after Islands they all but disappeared (like i think they were only shown twice after that and that's including in Fionna & Cake (which i actually missed when i watched it bc its such a brief glimpse)) but like. still. I actually have a little idea for another frusan drawing (frieda and susan talking on a roof grown-up edition) but I have to break up the dialogue into parts & think of more Susan Reactions so it's not just Frieda monologuing at her lol

[treesbian]

mentally healthy person activities: start sobbing at how difficult you're finding something as simple as changing over laundry

[lpsgirl109]

Suddenly obsessed with the idea of FA Harry Osborn villain arc featuring Bruno looking at the Avengers and going oh my god what did you do to piss this guy off

[vaguelydefinedshapes]

Goddd there's something so humbling about being broken up with when you didn't really like the person either,, like oh, I'm too much to handle for the guy who made me uncomfortable. Okay. When can I get my hoodie back

[asteria-argo]

When is your birthday? I hope it is good!

the 1st of march! it's currently the 25th of February for me so I've got like four days left and then I am officially 20! I'm going to the history and art museum like an hour from my place the day of and then the day after I'm having a costume party with my friends, so hopefully it'll be fun!

[running-in-the-dark]

haha. my GP was soooo confused when I said I've been sleeping like 14-16 hours a day with the new medication.

my dude. that has been an issue for a good long while now! had the exact same thing on the previous medication!! and also her going '16 HOURS A DAY?? 😨' did not make me feel any better lol