#i wasn't getting any of these sent in

[the-haunted-office]

From this meme. Answered for Stanley Johnson.

A♥️ - Who was the first person your muse ever fell in love with?

Stanley fell in love with a girl in fifth grade named Angie Stevens. She was pretty and loved animals and was kind and patient with him, even though he was quite awkward. She moved away a few months into the school year, though, and he sadly never saw her again.

2♥️ - What’s your muse’s family like?

Stanley doesn't remember, but they were quite plain. Your stereotypical American nuclear family. Mom, Dad, two children, a dog, middle income house, and yes, there was a white picket fence. Stanley's dad worked hard and his mom worked even harder, raising him and his sister, Sally. Things were quite ordinary for them. Ordinary in just about every way you can think of.

3♥️ - How would your muse react to a confession of love?

It would largely depend on who the confession was coming from, but on the whole I think he'd be extremely bashful about it and be sort of in denial. Someone? In love? With him? How could that be possible? He's just... Stanley. Just... Stanley. Nothing special about him. He's just a regular guy, with nothing special or outstanding about him. He has no future, no past (that he can remember). He lives in an Office, for christ's sakes! Why or how could anyone love him? I think he'd be shocked speechless.

4♥️ - What are your muse’s thoughts on starting/raising a family?

He really really wants a family, but he doesn't know if he's capable. He doesn't know if he's physically capable, for one, knowing how many times his body has been cloned and his consciousness transferred by his own Narrator. And he also is nervous about how good of a father he'd be. It terrifies him, the idea of raising a child and making a mistake and screwing up another human being. I think he'd be super excited and terrified at the same time. It'd take a lot of convincing from his partner.

5♥️ - What was your muse’s most heartbreaking separation/divorce/etc?

Stanley has only ever been in one serious relationship, and it ended a little while before he started working at the Office and before the Parable began. Her name was Sheila Mandy, and she ended things because Stanley wouldn't commit to her. He was content with their "stagnant" relationship, while she wanted to get married and start a family, and when she confronted him he got nervous about committing and so she broke things off with him. Stanley was devastated, but didn't know how to deal with it. So he just... kept going to work.

[pareidolla]

hunted? for the thingy thing ? ive liked your thoughts about him so far :))

ohh hunted, the certified darling. i really like him a lot, and i find it surprising he was the most unpopular voice until broken overtook him and bumped up to the second place. i suppose the reason for this is that he's more "forgettable" than actively despised, as i've only ever heard one person express their disdain for him. i'm hoping pristine cut shines more of a spotlight on him and beast cos they really deserve it!

speaking of bumping up, i really think once i sit down and begin studying his character properly he'll officially be one of my favorite voices. he's darling tier right now, yes, but i feel like i don't quite grasp understand his character yet. theres many reasons i want to though! first, the voice johnny sims provided him is so soft and lovely, one of my favorites. aecond, i'm so interested in his place within the long quiet and tbe narrative. third, the wild routes my beloved.

and listen, i would never hurt him⸻bro deserves to sit on his farm petting all his sheep⸻but wild? his parallels with opportunist??? i'm biting, i'm biting, i'm BITING-

[kyouka-supremacy]

Well.

[basket-of-radiants]

Ok hi!!!! I love all your takes on the characters and it's rlly interesting! I also think moash is a very nuanced and fascinating character. I'm kinda mad at him after he tried to convince Kal to k!ll himself but I think he's a great charcter with lots of depth and your pinned post was so interesting because it said so much about moash! Anyway sorry bye!!!

Hello!!! Thank you!! I apologize for inflicting that post on you, but I'm glad you read/enjoyed it! ty for letting me know <3<3<3

[liesonthefloordramatically]

tired of having a gender at work; I don't want my colleagues to perceive me anymore

[glitterslag]

bureaucracy...

[everyryuujisuguro]

[sysig]

Well work on it faster! (Patreon)

[Panel 1] Prismo: ...It wouldn’t have stopped you from trying.

[Panel 2] Prismo: Would it?

[Panel 3] Simon: I don’t know. Maybe.

[Panel 4] Prismo: Simon.

[Panel 5] Prismo: You can’t fool me on this one. Why else would you come to me? To look for her.

[Panel 6] Simon: ... You couldn’t, so I had to.

[Panel 7] Prismo: •sigh• ...Look, you’re right. I should’ve told you.

[Panel 8] Prismo: I’ve just been really...distracted. Simon: Hah.

[Panel 9] Simon: Was years of my no-longer-immortal life not enough for you?

[Panel 10] Prismo: C’mon, man, you know why. Simon: Hmph.

[Panel 12] Simon: You still have to make this right. Prismo: Yeah, I’m working on that.

[sleepsucks]

[ceaselessims]

have you ever had a job experience leave you traumatized? bc i think i might be traumatized by a job that i left last year and i think i may actually need to go to therapy for it

[brosif40]

What was the matriarch like before getting all messed up? Not physically (you’ve already shown that), but personally.

I think they would've more maternal towards the Caligo's, even if they don't really parent them. They were just more caring about their little creations, Feeding them and giving them safety from the coldness of space since Caligo's technically relied on The Murk nests/Methuselah until they're big enough to go out without worrying about their outer bodies freezing

They would hold them close like this if they weren't using The Murk nests though ⬇️

Keeping them all nice and warm :3

[pureconancommentary]

Let him call, because again, Agasa was the one who set up this secret, he should be the one defending it. Again, the parent shows up out of the blue here, but I kinda wish they didn't. Because Shinichi's the protagonist, he has to deal with everything in the end, but I want Agasa to be confronted. Have him make up more lies. Bring in the parents slower, have them contact Kogoro to arrange for Conan to stay long term and work out payment. Ran asks about the parents and Kogoro is like 'oh it's fine, they're covering his stay', and Conan's going '...? ???????'. Agasa denies having anything to do with it on Yuusaku's orders. Conan frets about it for a while and they actually see how he'd react to potential unknown danger. And then spring the 'kidnap him' trap to fully show him what could possibly happen.

But I guess just 'kidnap him and potentially give him a heart attack to prove that death is a real possibility' without any setup or warning is fine, too, sure.

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

what are the chances my dad (known music nerd especially when it comes to bass) would be aware of any of the context or lore around Dark Alley

[mnty-bubblegmyum]

idek why I got mad asf lmao I triggered myswkf

[fruitsyrups]

Random yes but thank u for making that frusan art awhile ago it's adorable and i love seeing more art of this underappreciated ship :D!!!

ahhh thank you!!! frusan is so underrated FOR REAL, i guess it's probably because after Islands they all but disappeared (like i think they were only shown twice after that and that's including in Fionna & Cake (which i actually missed when i watched it bc its such a brief glimpse)) but like. still. I actually have a little idea for another frusan drawing (frieda and susan talking on a roof grown-up edition) but I have to break up the dialogue into parts & think of more Susan Reactions so it's not just Frieda monologuing at her lol

[lpsgirl109]

Suddenly obsessed with the idea of FA Harry Osborn villain arc featuring Bruno looking at the Avengers and going oh my god what did you do to piss this guy off