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incredible how i keep um feeling worse and worse and worse. they should study me bc I'm failing simple tasks at a rate I'm sure is statistically improbable ....
#but it's cool :] time to go to work with my supervisor who's a nightmare. keep my head down say yes ma'am etc#so terrified actually that this is the period of my life where i start seeing people as enemies#and give up any hope that i'll ever actually get better or have an okay life#but i have a job so i dont have time for thinking about all that#nor do i have time to feel any of my fucking emotions or go for a walk because i spent the day stuck on my phone when i had shit to do!#its nbd though it's like fine . <- guy who will drop out or take a leave of absence by the end of the semester#vent post#vent tw
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Fog is the most underappreciated phenomenon in nature tbh, but just look how beautiful!!
#fog#mine#I was literally in awe the whole ride to work#subhanallah#I was so so happy that my mom was late and she had to drop me off 10 mins away from work so I could walk in the fog#it smelled like fresh mornings and green meadows#horrible pic tho I really need to start using my Samsung phone again
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i am GENUINELY SHELLSHOCKED at the new inanimate insanity episode
it was amazing???? SO. GOOD???
also taco was there so thats always a win
but yeah i giggled and screamed and jawdropped to my heart's content i had a great time
#i SWEAR i SWEAR I SWEAR I SWEAR THIS EPISODE WAS SO FAMILIAR#let me yap a bit please#i have a very VERY faint memory of a bit of an episode from a show#i dont know what show but it was a show#and there was this researcher guy and the whole plot was that people were randomly dropping dead#(LIKE THE II EPISODE)#and the thing was was killing them could only be seen by the person about to die#(DO YOU SEE THIS???)#the people described the weird entity as like a mummy walking towards them and when 30(?) seconds had passed they instantly died#so the mummy ends up going after the researcher and in the limited time he has to live he configures all the info they have on the entity#and he realized that its like a soldier from a war long ended kept alive by machines(?????) inside of it#and the way he lives is by surrendering to it and allowing it to pass on#AND 3GS SAID SOMETHING ABOUT NEEDING TO SURRENDER THE MISSION#the little evil phone creature i feel like also kind of died while in the process of completing a mission to it kind of makes sense ???#anyways thank you for coming to my yapping session about my very faint memories#explodes#inanimate insanity#ii
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people are literally so fucking impatient. bro I am on crutches. you can wait 30 more seconds to board this fucking plane
#i keep dropping things bc believe it or mot its really hard to hold stuff when youre holding yourself up on crutches#i almost said kill yourself out loud to a grown man just now who said 'whoa hold on' bc i was trying to go down the fucking aisle#and he was still halfway in it. BITCH! 1st of all i was just trying not to fall 2nd of all you literally did not have to go in front of me#there is a reason they brought me down first. you saw me drop my phone and struggle to pick it up and as a grown ass man#you walked around me then complained when i almost ran into you#respectfully‚ kill yourself
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The dog I’m fostering keeps trying to set me up on the worst meet cutes possible it’s actually haunting how quickly your life spirals into a fanfic authored by a middle schooler when you’re being forced outside every 3 hours
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the speed with which my father can turn a discussion into an opportunity to shout should be studied tbh
#i say one thing in minor disagreement with a terrible plan that would be very difficult for me to handle#considering past circumstances#the look on his face as he stood up and walked to the kitchen made my heart drop tbh#i forget how much he scares me until i say something he doesn't want to hear#then he's turning around and shouting#claiming i said something i didn't#gettig angry with an opinion i don't have#i left so it wouldn't get worse#and he called ME dramatic#this ventpost is leaving out so much detail i'm trying very hard to be calm and not phone my mum to get me LMAO#i have that option now but i can't use it or there's a chance he won't let me back#so i've got to stay in this house of tension you could cut with a knife#waiting for when he'll explode at me again because he's decided that today i'm the one to blame for the state of things#i put up with so much over the past 2 days for him. and i can't even calmly tell him that something he wants to do#will upset me#in his mind it's his convenience >>>> mental state of his child#only reason i'm not doing bad stuff rn is because i'm finally aware that it's not my fault#and it never has been#will just have to put up with this until he estranges himself or he's gone#made loving you a blood sport etcetera#he's 2 different people sometimes#i love him so much#and then he turns into everything that's messed me up for life
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On one of my usual walking routes there's a pair of mannequin legs out in the front garden of one house and today they were standing in and topped with snow
There's nothing else to this really but I do enjoy someone having a pair of very shapely mannequin legs that cut off at the lower torso out in all elements. If no one else got me the mannequin legs on [redacted street name] got me
#honestly they are aspirational legs#quite well endowed which i guess will sell pants?#like damn dude youre just out and about like that 😳#please im an innocent person i can't be exposed to such things#(lmao)#in the spring/summer they have a planter on top of them#which is also very good because then walking plant with a nice ass#but right now they are just cold and stoic#i would have taken a pic but my phone camera wasn't working#it wasn't anyway but then i did drop my phone in the bath yesterday and so possibly now is completely dead#i knew it was a danger but i like being on my phone in the bath too much to quit#mannequin legs i salute you and your well sculpted and impressive but featureless bulge#maybe ill do fanart lmao#i keep not drawing so it wont be good but it might inspire me to clean the millimeter of dust off my tablet#i like money but i wish i had the energy to do much besides eat and sleep outside of work
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Finally updated my contact prescription and excellent bonus, the corneal dystrophy is much less visible and i can actually be corrected to 20/20 again. Slight annoyance; everything is big and bendy again. My phone is weirdly concave and flat surfaces are too. I know it'll go away but 🎶it's been awhile 🎶
(Also the doc brought me a glasses case (which i had asked for) and the 'sorry we blew up your pupils' sunglasses (which i had not - sidenote, the retinal imager thing? Fuck yes i would rather pay the $40 than be destroyed all day). I took the glasses case but said i don't need the sunglasses bc i always have glasses in the car. She pointed out that i was wearing contacts and my prescription sunglasses would be less helpful; i said oh, no, i always have a big plastic pair of cheap sunglasses in the car that'll fit over my glasses in case i forget my sunglasses. She went 'huh.' I went 'yeah the dangerous $1 aisle at target is great for that.' Now, are the cheapo sunglasses polarized? No. Which sucks, but better than being blasted by the Great Unfeeling Glowy Orb. She thought that was pretty entertaining too.)
#adventures in being blind as fuuuuuck#the tech walked in on me trying to update part of my file on the patient portal with my glasses down and the phone 3in from my face#and started laughing#laughed harder when i demonstrated what i would do constantly when wearing my contacts and trying the same#and how my mom would cackle at me if she caught me doing it#also apparently bc my eyes need 2x the drops for dilation and thus like 4x the time spent blown out they can bill the $40 to insurance#so like#hell to the fuck yes my dude
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Somebody left an anonymous opinion piece zine on the community table in one of the local coffee shops and I had to do a double take on this drawing
#im not entirely convinced that its NOT a subtle DE reference with the article content#but i really did think it was Dora for a sec#especially with the pig walking metaphor#there were two left so i took one home but when I've read it i'll drop it on the community table in my pub#there was a seperate tiny poster with a phone number asking for writing submissions so i might send something in#I'm wary of just a phone number and no email or anything though so we'll see#it'd be nice to give away some of my poetry though. or do a thinkpiece on respect for poetry in 2024#anyway this is becoming less and less relevant to DE and more to my actual life so goodbye lol#breakthrough imminent: post of mine
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happy easter i had to jump into the pool in my booty jorts to save my fiancée’s cousin’s frenchie from drowning #brunch #heisrisen
#he walked right off the drop off from the shallow end.. zero self preservation 😭😭#his little head went under and i went into butch lifeguard mode . shoutout to my waterproof phone#photo diary#elfies#food#dakota
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WHY R PEOPLE SO MEAN
#experiencing bullying for the first time at age 21 in college#i was walking home and on the phone w my ma an some girl behind me headed me off and yelled at me bcz i was walking too slow#like girl i did not know u were there !! u could have asked me to move !!#im sick of this place an these people !!#i met some rly nice pplon the train who were from a less prestigious college that i wanted to go to but didnt get in an they were SO NICE#i couldnt believe it. an i thought it was maybe just me but even they said that most ppl they met from the school im at were kinda rude#and stuck up an i was kinda the exception an they were like sry if that was rude! but i was like NO UR RIGHT !! THEYRE NOT NICE#i probably shouldve gone to a four year community college all the ppl ive met here outside of the foster program have been kinda#stuck up an mean. i think i simply cannot get along with rich people 👍#this school is too prestigious for me i gotta get outta here#AW WELL at least now i wont die wondering what it wouldve been like to go to a big fancy school. i now know that its mid#its fine actually its been kinda fun ina lot of ways#and i can always drop out once my lease is up 👍#vent /
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he’s so real for that
#fun fact: one time i dropped my phone in the middle of a five lane street when i was j-walking#i made my friend get it for me#we were like 13#that poor iphone 4s went through so much
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look, my dad is not a perfect man and he's not faultless in how disfunctional my parent's marriage is but at the same time I've been watching my mom bully him my whole life and now that my man-hating oma is living there with them it's even worse because now they tag team to make him miserable and it makes me so fucking angry
#text post#don't reblog#my mom had to borrow our car to take her dad to an appointment bc he can't get in any of the other vehicles#so she came over to drop it off and then walked next door to my aunt's house so they could go to a concert#and my mom's sitting in my kitchen on the phone with my dad informing him that once again my oma hired someone#to come do major work at the house (this time trimming all the trees) and he's not allowed to get mad#and my dad is just quit on the other line and then asks 'they're not doing anything to the apple tree right?'#bc genuinely i know my dad is upset they're springing shit on him without asking for his input again#but i also know the thing that would send him over the edge is the apple tree bc he loves that thing#and my mom just starts SCREAMING at him on the phone and then hangs up before he can respond#and then she starts yelling about him to me#and I'm sitting here like 'why the FUCK do you and oma keep doing this shit to him?'#i would never fucking do that to my partner#and now my dad's gonna go home and he's not gonna have anything to do and he's gonna feel like shit all night alone
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lost one of my phone charms while i was coming home from work. what if i killed everyone
#it was a little acrylic charm of sylveon :(#i dropped my phone while i was rushing for the train i probably lost it then -_- oh well *walks into oncoming traffic *
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my phone gets drunk at least once a month (gets drenched in beer by accident and stops working for 1 to 2 days) which is incresibly inconvenient but also nice because i can disconnect from social media for a whole ass day!
#except one time a drop of water fell on it and it stopped working as i was leaving work#and i was going to meet my friend in the big plaza in the city#and i literally left work and couldn't call her or do anything at all with my phone#she called me and i couldn't take the call#and so i just walked around the plaza looking for her#and then miraculously found her somehow and like i couldn't even uber home or anything#now i'm using my old phone#but idk if he will be fine this time... pray for me#like it's been 1 day in rice and nothing#just so you understand the phone is fine#simply the screen touch doesn't work#i think it's a safety measure from samsung cuz the old one caught water in the camera and it didn't open#untjl after it fully dried the phone wouldn't open the camera#so i guess it has some kind of sensor to know if it's wet inside and not let you use it so it doesn't break for real bc of heating and stuff#but idk i hope he becomes ok bc i don't have money for a new phone nor a screen repair
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#Spotify#music for when you’re driving to ace hardware to buy mousetraps so you can kick out that mouse like Nick Cave says#and when you get there you give him your best friend’s phone number bc you unfortunately have it memorized and he goes to ace hardware all#the time for work#and the guy on the register squints at you and confirms the very male name on the screen#and you resist the urge to squeak out an excuse and just confirm#and then you stop by aldi on the way back and buy two tubs of Greek yogurt and two bottles of synergy kombucha#bc even though you brew your own and actually have way more than you could possibly handle rn bc it’s so hot in your house#you are a sucker for limited edition flavors and it will cause you to spend $8 on kombucha#so you buy pomelo lemonade and cherry coconut lemongrass#which is the summer flavor named unity or something#and you usually get one every year#but you still feel ridiculous walking out of aldi with two tubs of yogurt and two bottles of kombucha and nothing else even though no one#you know sees you even though west ********* is crawling with acquaintances#and then you get back in your car and you’re proud of the rare burst of executive function which allowed you to finally put the new battery#in your car keys even though you stole the battery from target like two months ago you just couldn’t figure out how to open the damn thing#and the convenience is novel and you think wow maybe I should injure my ribcage more often if it’s forcing me to take care of all these#tiny tasks like buying mousetraps and replacing your key battery and cooking figs in honey et cetera#and you drive down the hill and see low clouds snagging in the blue ridge mountains and feel alright for a moment#and go to the scratch and dent where you buy butter and a couple 33¢ seltzers and a diet ginger ale as a lil treat#and when you get back home you drop it on the gravel road and the ginger ale begins to leak out so you put your mouth to it even though the#thought of what nonsense is on the outside of the can from the manufacturing and shipping process lingers#and by the time you get to the kitchen and pour it over ice in a mason jar it’s fairly flat from the burst of bubbles when you poured it#awkwardly with one hand#and you drink what remains on the porch where it’s a post-rain subdued sky sort of dusk#and you think about how much it’s gonna hurt to leave and how you have no other option because of how entwined you’ve become with someone#who is the entire city and the entire vast forest and possibly the entire ecological region#and then you’re still hungry so you eat some meal prepped overnight oats that were for tomorrow morning. the end#journal
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