#i was trying to explain carlos' job to my sister and she went “oh so he's like ken and beach”

[friedmagazinebouquet]

Carlos' job is science much in the same way as Ken's job is beach

[no-goodbyes-no-regrets]

Fire camp (AO3)

Carlos' nephew wants to go camping with the new crew from station 126, Carlos goes along as chaperone. - Different first meeting AU

written for @tarlosweeklyprompts prompt of the day: Camp (I'm not even going to pretend I remember what day this was originally for)

A/N: I really struggled with this one, but I hope you guys like it.

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“Fire camp? Did you put him up to this?”

“No, a firefighter came to our school and showed us all kinds of cool stuff!”

“Cool stuff? Like what?”

“Like what to do if there’s a fire in the kitchen.”

“Sounds dangerous.”

“It’s not! I want to go! Please mama! All of my friends are going and tío Carlos said it’s ok!”

“Oh did he now?”

“I’m sure they’ve taken every precaution to keep the kids safe. And it says parents are welcome too.” Carlos said, trying to placate his sister. He loved her and his nephew dearly but he didn’t want to get dragged into the middle of whatever the latest drama was. 

He’d agreed to pick Samuel up from school for her but that was as far as his uncle duties went as far as he was concerned.

Camila turned her attention back to the flyer.

“Do you know any of these people from station 126?” she asked him.

“Not really. There’s a whole new crew after the old one was… lost… on a call that went south.” Carlos explained, trying to keep things vague enough so his nephew wouldn’t catch on.

“So they’re all new to Austin and I’m supposed to hand over my nine year old to them?”

“I’m almost ten!”

“Not the point, Samuel. I don’t know these people, and they don’t know us or the city. I don’t think it’s safe.”

“Cami, they’re firefighters. It’s their job to rescue people.”

“Yes, rescue, not keep safe.”

“I know they have a medical side to the station too. Paramedics.”

“Who also only show up when people are in trouble.”

“What if tío Carlos came too? He’s a policeman, they protect people. Right tío Carlos?”

Carlos resisted the urge to roll his eyes. The kid was getting way too smart for his own good.

“Yes… but I have to work. And this camp is for kids only. Ages 8-12. I’m a little older.”

“I don’t know… if it’s mental age you should fit right in.” Camila said, daring her little brother to hit back with a dig of his own.

Carlos gave her a fake smile but let the comment slide.

“But they allow moms and dads to come too. So you and your mom can go together and she can see all the cool stuff they’ll teach you.”

“Oh no, I’m not sleeping in a tent in the middle of nowhere.” Camila told them and then turned to her son. “You can go if you can get tío Carlos to come with. I’m sure they could use a policeman to help out.”

“Please tío Carlos, please, please, please.” Samuel begged.

“Alright. I’ll see what I can do.” Carlos sighed. “I have to get to work now but I’ll stop by there afterwards and ask if I can help.”

“Can I come?”

“I have to work Samu. I don’t finish work until 8 tomorrow morning.”

“That’s when I have to go to school.”

“Exactly. And isn’t your dad coming to see you later? He’ll be disappointed if he came all this way for nothing.” Carlos reasoned. “I’ll text your mom as soon as I know anything. I promise.”

After saying his goodbyes to his sister and nephew, Carlos quickly headed home to change for his shift, only to realise he got the days mixed up and his schedule didn’t change to overnights until tomorrow.

He debated what to do with his free evening for a while before deciding to head to the firehouse and offer his help for the fire camp.

He’d been inside the old station 126 a few times to follow up after scenes both AFD and APD had been called to, but he’d never paid much attention to what the place looked like.

This time when he walked in, the first thing he noticed was a giant memorial for the fallen firefighters and what he could see from the rest of the firehouse, looked like something out of a magazine.

“Hello?” he called out when he didn’t see anyone. “Is anyone around?”

“Hey, can I help you?” a man of around his age jumped down from one of the trucks. Carlos had to remind himself how to breathe when he took a good look at him. He was gorgeous, with a smile that somehow lit up the room and green eyes that were sparkling.

“Uh yeah… I uh… saw the flyer about the fire camp thing you guys have coming up. I was wondering if you needed a pair of extra hands.”

“Are you a firefighter?”

“Uh no, I’m a cop. But I’m good with crowd control. I have experience with handling difficult people so 8-12 year olds… shouldn’t be that much of a challenge. Hopefully.”

The man laughed.

“Alright, wait here officer, I’ll go get the captain. He’s the one who came up with the idea to organise something for the local kids to get to know the community.” He turned around and walked out of the bay. “I’ll be right back.”

A few minutes later the man returned with what Carlos assumed to be the captain in tow. He gestured at him from a distance and disappeared into the firehouse again.

“Hi. Owen Strand, captain of the 126. What can I do for you?” The captain walked up to him and shook his hand.

“I’m Carlos Reyes, I’m with the APD… I saw your flyer for the kids camp next weekend and I was wondering if you needed some extra help.”

“You’re volunteering to spend a weekend with a group of 8-12 year olds? I had to practically force most of my crew.” The captain said and Carlos shrugged.

“My nephew really wants to go and my sister won’t let him without supervision… and the real challenge will be spending the weekend with a group of firefighters. Red and blue are rivals in this city.”

“Not in my house, not in my camp. We’re all family here.” Captain Strand insisted. “But we’d be happy to have you on board… Carlos was it?”

“Yes sir. Carlos Reyes.”

“Come on up to my office, Carlos, so I can write down your contact information and fill you in on the details.”

They walked further into the firehouse and up some stairs leading to some kind of common room where a group of firefighters were gathered.

“Is he a new recruit?” Someone asked as they walked past.

“Nope. Sorry Mateo, you’re still the probie.” Captain Strand replied and the group burst out laughing.

Fifteen minutes later Carlos had given Captain Strand his name and phone number and made his way out of the firehouse again.

“So, are you going camping with the crew on Saturday?” The man from before suddenly appeared next to him right before he walked out of the building.

“Uh yeah, looks like it. Will you be there too?”

“Looks like it.” He said with a smile. “Cap’s making us all go to bond with the community or something… but suddenly I don’t mind so much anymore.” He held out his hand. “I’m TK.”

“TK? Is that short for something?”

“Yes it is.”

Carlos waited for him to explain but he didn’t say anything.

“Are you going to tell me what it stands for?”

“Not right now. Not when you haven’t even told me your name.”

“Carlos. Reyes.”

“Officer Carlos Reyes. I’ll make sure to remember that. See you Saturday.”

“So you’re still not going to tell me what TK stands for?”

TK grinned.

“Nope. You’ll have to earn it. Bye officer Reyes.”

The next few days Carlos did his best to put firefighter TK out of his mind and focus on his job and just get on with his life.

Only the fact that his nephew wouldn’t stop talking about how cool the camp was going to be, and how cool the firefighters were, meant that station 126, and one member of the crew especially, was constantly on Carlos’ mind.

Even Camila had caught on and under the guise of checking out just who they would be going camping with, she’d cyber stalked the AFD and found station 126. Apparently one of the firefighters was a social media star and TK a willing participant in her videos.

“He’s cute. Just your type.” She told Carlos, when he came to pick Samuel up and the boy went to pack his stuff.

“I don’t have a type.” Carlos argued. “And even if I did, I don’t even know if he’s into guys. Or into me.”

“He’s into guys.” Camila said, tapping her phone screen.

“How do you know? Does he look gay or something?”

“No. It’s in his bio. And there are pictures of him at pride. He’s from New York. The captain is his dad. I’ll send you the link to his profile.”

“I’m going to be spending the next 24 hours with the guy, I don’t need you to stalk him for me.”

“You’re going to be spending the next 24 hours watching my kid and make sure he comes home in one piece. Don’t get distracted by pretty boys.”

Carlos rolled his eyes.

“We’re going camping just outside the city. It’s close to the ranch actually.”

“Oh so you can introduce your new boyfriend to mom and dad right away.”

“Shut up. I’ve barely said three words to the guy. And I’m supposed to watch your kid, remember? Samu are you done yet? We have to go!” He said, directing the last part at Samuel.

The last thing he needed was his parents knowing anything about his love life.

Or lack thereof.

By the time they got to the camp site, it was starting to get busy. People were setting up tents and some of the firefighters he’d seen at the station were playing games with the kids.

TK however seemed nowhere to be found.

Carlos almost immediately lost Samuel to his friends, leaving him to set up their tent alone.

He sighed but got on with the job. It’s not like he’d really expected a nine year old to be much help anyway.

Only putting up a tent on his own proved to be more of a challenge than he’d thought.

He was just about to give up and convince Samuel sleeping under the stars would be the ultimate camping experience when he heard someone walking up to him.

“You look like you could use a hand.”

“Uh yeah, that would be great thanks.” Carlos said, crawling out from under the tarp, and staring up at TK’s smiling face. “Hi…”

“Hi yourself.” TK replied, amused, before kneeling down beside Carlos. “I’m not sure how much use I’ll be though. I’m from NYC, I don’t exactly have much experience with camping or putting up tents.”

“Right. Well… I appreciate the help anyway.”

“And if we get stuck, we can always ask Judd. He put ours up in about 10 minutes flat.” TK said and noticed Carlos looking past him to try figure out who Judd was. “The big guy. Texas personified. We’re sharing a tent because he thinks he needs to keep an eye on me. For some reason he thinks I’m going to get up to no good if he doesn’t.”

“Oh. And is he right to think that?”

“Maybe.” TK said with a grin. “I have been known to give into temptation every now and then.”

Carlos smiled and together they worked to put up the tent.

TK wasn’t much help but Carlos enjoyed being close to him and getting to know him a little while they worked.

“So… what about you?” TK started after telling him a bad break up made him decide to follow his dad to Texas. “Anyone waiting for you at home? That cute kid’s mom maybe?”

“Oh she’s definitely waiting for us at home. And demanding updates on what we’re doing… but she’s also my sister. Samuel is my nephew.”

“So you’re the cool uncle taking him camping with a bunch of firefighters and paramedics?”

“I was kind of forced into it… but I’m having a good time so far.”

“Likewise.”

Together they managed to get the tent up without too much trouble and when they were done they sat down in the grass in front of it.

“I’d offer you a beer but…” Carlos opened a cooler and took out a can of coke. “This is all I’ve got.”

TK smiled and accepted the drink.

“It’s fine. I’m not much of a drinker anyway. I get into enough trouble without throwing booze in the mix.” He said, turning serious.

“Really? Should I be worried about having to arrest you?” Carlos teased, trying to lighten the mood. He didn’t know what was bothering TK but he wanted to keep him smiling.

The corners of TK’s mouth turned up a little as he fiddled with the lid of his can.

“I promise I’ll be on my best behaviour this weekend.”

“Pity.” Carlos commented and took a sip of his drink.

TK raised an eyebrow at him.

“Officer are you suggesting I shouldn’t be a law abiding citizen?”

“I’m not suggesting anything.” Carlos said innocently. “And I’m not on duty so I’m just Carlos today. Tío Carlos to him.” He nodded at a group of kids Samuel was with who were busy with some kind of dance routine with Paul and Marjan.

“Hey guys, we’re doing a dance challenge Marj found online. Come join in.” Paul called out to them while Marjan tried to get the rest of the crew and some of the parents to join in.

“I don’t know the steps.” TK replied. “Carlos and I will just go look for firewood in a minute. You guys keep doing your thing.”

“Neither do I, but it’s fun. Come on.” Paul tried again.

“I’m not really a dance challenge kind of guy.” TK told him before turning to Carlos. “I used to play guitar. I’m pretty sure my mom still has my guitar in her attic somewhere.”

“Really? My dad plays too, if I’d known I would have brought his guitar out here.”

TK shook his head.

“I haven’t played in years. I’m not sure I even remember how to.”

“I’ve been told it’s like riding a bike.”

“I haven’t done that in years either.” TK said and they both laughed.

“Guys, come on, come join us! It’s fun!” This time it was Captain Strand trying to convince them to join the group. Almost all of the kids had joined in as well as some of the parents.

“Tío Carlos, come dance with us!” Samuel yelled while apparently effortlessly keeping up with the routine.

“In a minute.” Carlos promised and watched them for a moment before turning to TK. “It’s just line dancing. It’s not that complicated. I can teach you.”

“You know line dancing?”

“I’m Texas born and raised. It’s kind of hard not to.” Carlos said with a shrug. “My aunt was really into it for a while and she and my mom got really competitive.  Me and my sisters and cousins all had to learn when we were younger. My sister even won medals. There is a bar in town that has line dancing nights. It’s fun. I still do it every now and then.”

“Really? Do you wear a cowboy hat and the boots and everything?”

“For special occasions.” Carlos winked and got up. “Do you want to come dance?”

TK hesitated for a moment but then let Carlos pull him to his feet.

“Lead the way.”

~ three years later ~

“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this.” TK said, cheeks hurting from smiling all day.

“If I recall correctly you didn’t need much convincing.” Carlos replied with a grin.

“That’s because you played dirty.” TK grabbed the cowboy hat from Carlos’ head and put it on his own. “You look way too good in that.”

“You wanted me to wear it.”

“Well it is a special occasion isn’t it?”

Carlos smiled and tipped the hat back so he could kiss TK.

“Yes it is.”

A microphone beeped and when they looked up they saw Gabriel and Owen argue over who could use it first.

“Should we do something?” TK sighed.

“Nah. Let them. Mama will deal with them.” Carlos said, slipping his hands under TK’s suit jacket to get his attention back on him.

They were close enough to catch a few words when Andrea indeed took it upon herself to deal with the two fathers. Carlos was pretty sure he heard some Spanish curses she would have grounded him for using as a kid.

“And now, the happy couple would like to invite you all to join them on the dancefloor, and celebrate their marriage, Texas style.” Camila had taken the microphone from Gabriel and Owen. “Welcome to the family TK, you’re a true Texan now.”

TK tipped his hat at her as the music changed from their carefully selected playlist to something straight out of the jukebox at the honkytonk.

“Do you think you remember the steps this time?” Carlos asked as they got in line with all of their guests.

“I don’t know. You might have to help me.” TK replied. “I’m feeling very forgetful today.”

Carlos lovingly rolled his eyes at his new husband but stepped behind him and put his hands on his hips to guide him through the steps, just like he’d done that first day at the campsite.

Even though this time around TK definitely didn’t need any help.

He put his chin on TK’s shoulder and dropped a kiss in his neck.

“And you say I’m the one playing dirty.”

[harvestleaves]

Coming Out (Chapter 1)

Prompt: Could you write something where one of Judd's kids (Wyatt, Charlie, an oc, etc) comes out to him? Maybe include him doing research online or talking to the LGBT+ 126 members and friends, basically him going all out and overthinking everything to try to show his kid how much he loves and accepts them. It's up to you, I'd basically just like some fluff with Judd and an LGBT+ kid of his if you could! Thank you!

A/N: I was going to try and make this a one-shot, but it’s going to be a muti-chapter fic, so here’s chapter one.  And send me some chapter recommendations!  You can also read this on Ao3 here.

Rating: General

Word Count: 875

"I'm gay."

To be honest, Judd wasn't all too surprised when Charlie sat him and Grace down a few days before her 14th birthday to tell them her announcement. Grace, as usual, took it in stride, saying she was proud of their daughter, and Judd told her the same, though newfound panic set in as he realized he had no clue how to raise a gay teenager.

The logical part of him knew that there wasn't really going to be anything truly different about Charlie as she started to date people, the main difference being that it was going to be girls he was going to have to tell not to break his baby's heart rather than boys. But despite Austin being a fairly progressive city, he still worried that her life was going to be much more difficult now, and he knew exactly who to call for help.

"Judd? Hey, what's up? Did you want to talk to TK? He's currently trying to get Bella ready for soccer practice," Carlos laughed as he picked up the phone, tucking it between his ear and shoulder as he filled up Bella's water bottle and packed a bag full of snacks for practice, including apple slices, cheese sticks, and granola bars.

"No, well, yes, but I also wanted to talk to you too. Do you guys have some time to talk later? Maybe come over for dinner? Charlie's going to her friend Olivia's house for a sleepover and I wanted to get some advice from the two of you about something," Judd asked, hoping he wasn't rambling too badly.

“Judd, breathe.  Whatever is going on is going to be okay.  We’ll be there.  My mom and sisters wanted to have a girl's night with Bella anyways.  We’ll drop her off and be there around six.  Is that okay?” Carlos asked as he zipped up the cooler, moving to lean against the countertop.

“Yeah, six is great.  Thank you, I’ll see you then,” Judd said before he hung up and went to talk to Charlie, wanting to make sure she was okay with him talking about her announcement with her not-blood uncles.

Judd smiled as he watched Charlie from the doorway to her room, hunched over her desk working on some math homework before her sleepover.  She had grown up so fast, practically in the blink of an eye, and there were many times he saw himself picturing her running around as a three-year-old in a wrinkled princess dress with a fire hat on explaining she wanted to be a firefighting princess that was also a doctor.  She was such a good kid, not jaded by the world yet, and he wanted to keep her safe just a little while longer, it was his most important job.

Taking a deep breath, he knocked on her doorway before smiling as she looked up, moving to take a seat on her bed to talk.

“Hey, dad, what’s up?” Charlie asked curiously as she set her pencil down on her notebook before turning to give Judd her full attention.

“Hey, kiddo.  TK and Carlos are coming over for dinner while you’re gonna be at your sleepover.  I was hoping to get their advice on raising a gay teen because obviously, they have more experience, having been gay teenagers themselves.  Do I have your permission to talk to them about this?  I just want to make sure I’m doing everything I can to support you and they’re gonna be able to help me help you,” Judd explained gently, not wanting to overwhelm her with everything.

“Oh!  Yeah, that’s fine, I told Uncle TK and Uncle Carlos last week.  They encouraged me to tell you and mom,” Charlie smiled, a giggle slipping past her lips at the surprised look on Judd’s face.

“You told them first?” Judd asked, trying, and failing, to hide the hurt in his voice as he looked from Charlie down to his hands.

“Did I ever say or do anything to make you feel like you couldn’t tell me and your momma?” he asked nervously as he finally brought himself to look at Charlie.

“What?  Dad, no.  You and mom didn’t do anything wrong.  I just wanted to talk to other gay people first and they were the first people I thought of.  I’m sorry if that hurt your feelings,” Charlie said gently as she got up to sit next to Judd on the bed, leaning over to hug him.

“Okay, that makes sense.  I just wanted to make sure,” Judd smiled as he blinked back tears, quickly swiping one from his cheek as he returned Charlie’s hug before he moved to get up.

“Finish your homework, then I’ll drive you over to Olivia’s, TK and Carlos are gonna be here in an hour and a half and I gotta get cooking,” Judd smiled, dropping a kiss to Charlie’s forehead before he headed towards the door.

“Wait, dad?  Thank you, I love you and mom so much,” Charlie beamed as she turned back to her homework.

“I love you too baby girl,” Judd said as he paused in the doorway, before grinning and heading back to the kitchen to start making some chili for dinner with TK and Carlos.

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When in Love (Sam Wilson x Reader)

A/N: I love Sam Wilson period. 

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Summary: Bucky did indeed flirt with Sam’s sister again........and now they’re getting married. Sam brought you as his date to their big day. 

“It’s not too late to get Carlos,” Sam said as you straightened his tie, Sam could do it by himself but then he wouldn’t have an excuse to have you near him. 

“I’m pretty sure people would notice if the groom weren’t to make an appearance.” You said as you finished straightening his tie, letting your hands linger there for a while as you looked up into his dark eyes. 

“Don’t know unless we try.” Sam half heartedly said. He was only half joking, for the past few years he saw Sarah happier than she had been in years. He knew Bucky treated her well and that he loved the kids as well. Sam knew Bucky would never hurt them. 

Didn’t mean that Sam didn’t have Carlos on speed dial and an alibi set up just in case. 

(Y/n) lightly smacked her hand against Sam’s chest as he laughed. His warm dark eyes lit up as he looked at her. 

(Y/n) smiled and rolled her eyes. She had gotten ready before driving over and Sam couldn’t help but think of how beautiful she was in sky blue. 

Sam had been nervous when he asked (Y/n) to be his date to Sarah and Bucky’s wedding. He knew she wasn’t one for parties where she didn’t know anyone but she had surprised him by accepting. 

“We have a wedding to get to.” You drew him from his thoughts while grabbing your clutch on the bed and walking out the door to wait for him. You had no idea the effect on Sam, even the way your hips sway when you walked away drove him insane. 

Sam took a deep breath in to calm his nerves as he readied himself mentally. Sam was not only going to be one of Bucky’s groomsmen but also the one giving Sarah away. 

Their father was the one to give her away the first time she got married, and now since their father had passed Sam was the only one left for the job. 

Sam gathered his thoughts and headed out of the bedroom and down the stairs to see your figure waiting for him patiently at the bottom. 

You hear the stairs creak under his feet and look up. You had always thought he looked attractive, but put that man in a suit and your knees began growing weak. 

You barely managed to tear your eyes away from him for a second as he reached the bottom of the stairs.

“Ready?” you asked, trying to keep your voice even. 

“Ready.” 

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The wedding had been beautiful, it was held at the church. The aisle and booths were decorated with white flowers and ribbons. 

On Bucky’s side there was Dora Milaje and T’Challa. Along with Thor, Brunheilda, and the Guardians. Rocket was mostly looking at Bucky’s metal arm though. 

The Ceremony had been just as beautiful, Sarah walked down the aisle in a beautiful white gown which made Bucky tear up with Sam. AJ and Cass were already by Bucky’s side, after all Bucky had named them his Best Men. 

While Sarah and Bucky said their vows Sam’s gaze couldn’t help but wonder to you. You were seated by Sarah’s side of the church along with almost everyone in town. You smiled and wiped a few tears as the vows got increasingly emotional. You had been seated near a glass stained window and all of its colors bathed you in it’s light. You just got more beautiful the longer he looked at you. 

Suddenly your eyes had met with his, and he felt his heart stop and breathing suddenly became difficult. It wasn’t unwelcomed though, in fact it was quite the opposite. Sam didn’t look away and neither did you. You both had stared at each other until Sam decided to be bold and wink and flash his intoxicating smile. You smiled bashfully before winking back and tearing your eyes from his to focus back to the stars of the day as Sam did the same thing. 

The reception was back at the house, Sam and a few other people from town helped set up the yard yesterday. Making an area for dancing, dining, food, socializing. Decorating it with magnolias and fairy lights and it looked stunning. 

The sun had almost begun to set by the time everyone got back to the house to enjoy the party. 

Bucky and Sarah did their first dance as husband and wife to an old 1940′s song and was later joined by AJ and Cass. Bucky had gone above and beyond to make sure the boys had been included in everything. 

After their dance ended, something faster paced began to play and almost everyone began to make their way to the dance floor. You and Sam being among them. Sam had twirled you around and danced with you until it was time for the toasts to begin. 

“I just want to thank everyone who came here today,” Bucky began to speak on the microphone, a beer in his hand. “I especially want to thank AJ and Cass for letting me into their lives, and my beautiful wife Sarah.” Bucky paused and gave her a wink, Sarah winked back and smiled. “I promise to uphold my vows and protect and love you and the boys with everything I have.” He raised his beer bottle in cheers before taking a quick swig out of it. 

AJ and Cass had performed their toast next, welcoming him into their family and just an overall sweet speech which ended with Bucky in tears for the second time that day. It made your heart swell to see Bucky so happy after all these years he had to endure alone and tortured. He deserved this, they all did. Sarah, Bucky, Cass, and Aj deserved to be happy together. 

A few other people gave speeches before Sam gave his. Even Rocket gave an impromptu speech. 

“Can I have that arm now?”

“No.”

“I’m getting that arm.” 

You saw a quick look of fear cross Bucky’s face as Rocket was approached by Dora Milaje and struggled to hold in a small laugh. 

Sam made his way up the stage to give his speech. He straightened his jacket before grabbing the microphone. 

“Sarah as your brother I am so proud of you and I know if Dad and Mom were here they would say the exact same thing. They would be proud of the woman and of the mother you have become.” Sam said with tears at the corners of his eyes at the mention of their parents, Sarah wiped her tears away as well. “Bucky as your friend I know Steve would be as proud and as happy for you as I am. Happy that you have finally found your peace and I welcome you to the family with open arms.” He raised his glass to Bucky who returned the favor. “Although I do recall telling you not to flirt with my sister,” laughter then ensued as Bucky chuckled and shook his head. “As Sarah’s brother,” Sam then motioned to Carlos sitting at one of the tables, “I want you to know that it’s not too late for me to get Carlos to feed you to the fish if necessary.” Carlos then waved and laughed at the groom who returned the favor. “treat her and the boys well and I guess we’re no longer co workers.” Laughter erupted as Sam took a drink in congratulations as did everyone else. 

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As the party began to die down you had snuck out the pier to get some fresh air away from everyone. 

It wasn’t like you didn’t enjoy their company and didn’t get to meet some pretty interesting people. It was just you needed a moment to yourself to relax. You were an introvert at heart and so many people at once tended to overwhelm you sometimes. 

You watched as the water moved gracefully, breathing in time with it. The lights from the party reflected in the water and the music could still be heard although softer now. 

You didn’t even seem to notice a certain man making his way to you before you heard a silent ‘oh shit’. 

If Sam thought you had looked beautiful before, now you were angelic. The sun had long before set and now your figure was illuminated by the faint lights of the party and the moon. It gave you an almost ethereal glow as he noticed your hands fidgeting. A habit he noticed a long time ago, you always have to do something with your hands. He honestly found it cute. 

Sam had been so caught up in you that he hadn’t noticed a little loose board and nearly tripped over himself. 

Your hands stopped moving as you saw Sam holding onto the wooden railing of the pier for dear life. You laughed a little at Sam’s embarrassed expression as he tried to walk it off as though it didn’t happen. 

You looked back out to the water as Sam finally made his way to your side. Out of the side of your eye you caught a glimpse at the man beside you. The light of the party and the moon made him look romantic, and you noticed that at some point in the night Sam discarded his tie and jacket, rolled the sleeves up his forearms and unbuttoned a button or two on his shirt. He started fidgeting with the watch on his wrist as you both look at the water dancing. 

You could hear the upbeat music from the party change to another slow dance. 

“You wanna dance?” 

You turned and saw Sam with his hand out, ready to take your hand if you accepted. Which you did. 

Slowly you and Sam moved with the beat, the music was quiet and the lights had made the moment all the more romantic. 

Sam held your hand in one and his other hand went to your waist, pulling you flush against him making your heart beat out your chest. 

Neither of you said a word, Sam hummed in tune with the song as you smiled at him. 

Sam’s heart was beating out of his chest, usually he was smooth. Usually Sam had no trouble speaking to ladies, but it seemed as though you were the exception. 

A couple of seconds passed before Sam finally broke the silence. 

“Usually I can speak just fine in front of someone,” He started his deep voice quiet, “but now I can’t seem to speak without getting all tongue tied.”

You laughed a little at that, Sam loved your laugh. He couldn’t understand why but your laugh always seemed to put him in a better mood. 

“What’s so funny?” Sam asked with a smile on his face, you wondered if his smile would ever stop making your heart beat faster. 

“It’s just something my Mum used to tell me,” you explained, “what you just said reminded me of it.”

“Tell me.” He said his eyes focused on you, eyes reflecting the light from the reception. You looked down bashfully before meeting his eyes again. 

“When in love speech becomes meaningless.” 

Sam’s dark eyes stared into yours intensely as if you had become the only thing left in the world. 

For a moment you wonder if you had misread the signs, maybe you had scared him. Panic starts to fill you as you begin to apologize before his hands move from their places at your waist and hand to either side of your face and kiss you. 

The first thing you noticed was that Sam tasted of beer and spice. The next thing you noticed was how soft his lips were on yours and how gently he moved against you. 

You had been so lost in the kiss that you hadn’t noticed the music dying down and the lights going out, all there was, was you and him. 

You both pulled away reluctantly and watched as the moonlight reflected off the water. Content with not speaking another word and just holding each other in peace.

[bluefirewrites]

I'm sorry about your presentation, idk if your still doing hcs but can you do one where Reggie is julies older brother by 1 or 2 years and Julie in love with Luke and Luke likes her as well but neither will do anything because of Reggie. If not its ok. ☺

I brought up an idea similar to this a while back! But let’s rework it. 

In this scenario, let’s say that the Molinas and the Peters' have known each other for a long while, ever since Julie and Reggie were kids. They’ve pretty much grown up together. 

And then they get older and a lot of shit happens. Julie’s mom dies. And Reggie’s parents finally get a divorce. 

As the two families are healing and trying to move on, eventually Ray and Reggie’s mom sorta just clicked. 

And years later, they ended up getting married- officially making Reggie Julie’s brother. 

They move into the Molina’s house and they transition to one big family so seamlessly that Julie often forgets that Reggie isn’t her brother in the biological sense. He’s always been an older figure to her, always looking out for her and Carlos. 

She’s so used to having him around. And even used to having Reggie’s friends around growing up. 

They all met when they were in middle school, but Julie hasn’t seen them much over the years, only seeing them during special occasions or whenever she would go to the Peters’ from time to time. 

She remembers Alex, the shy blonde one who does his best to keep the peace when everyone got too rowdy. 

And then Bobby, who is just hitting his stride in his sullen, moody teenager phase. Still nice though. 

And Luke, the wild one. The guy was all long haired, energetic, and sporting some gnarly braces the last time she saw him. 

She hears a knock at the door the night Reggie and his mom had moved in. Julie opens it and it’s the boys: Alex, Bobby, and- woah. 

“Julie?” Luke smiles, his long hair cut to a still shaggy ‘do, braces gone, and now ripped, telling by how he’s proudly wearing his Nirvana cutoffs, “No way! Long time no see,” 

“Y-yeah,” Julie instantly wishes that she wasn’t wearing her dinosaur slippers at the moment. She leads them all inside, telling them to make themselves at home while they wait for Reggie to come down. 

Julie hurries off to her room, red in the face, internally freaking out about the idea of a cute guy coming over to her house on a regular basis. 

A cute guy she cannot get involved with... imagine how Reggie would react... 

The guys note the dreamlike expression on Luke’s face as he watched Julie go up the stairs. Once she’s gone, Luke whirls around, “Has she always been like that?” 

“Squirrely?” 

“No...” Luke drops his voice down to a whisper, “I mean, has she always been that cute?” 

Alex and Bobby shoots this idea down real quick, “Woah! No no no! Off-limits! She's off-limits, Luke!” 

“How come?” 

“She’s Reggie’s sister,” 

“Step-sister,” 

“Still,” Bobby cuts in, “You know Reggie. He takes the brother role very seriously. He won’t let you stand a foot away from her if he heard what you just said.” 

“If who heard what?” Reggie says, coming down the stairs. 

“Nothing!” They all exclaim, and Luke silently thanks the boys for not ratting him out and invoking Reggie’s wrath. 

He does know how Reggie can get when it comes to Julie. He’s already so protective of her. So he’s not going to try and do anything to piss him off. 

And besides, he just finds her cute. It’s not like anything’s gonna come from it. 

Wrong. 

Luke and Julie are hardcore pining for each other the more time the boys spend over at the house. 

And they’re over a lot. 

Julie would come into the garage, now a studio space for the boys’ band, and watches them practice. 

Somehow Luke finds a way to gravitate towards her. Always standing beside her, ready to show a song he’s been working on or just ask how she’s doing. 

And Julie would find an excuse to hang around the boys, whether offering to help with songwriting or help clean up the equipment. One time, she hands Luke his guitar and their hands met. They both blush but quickly part before Reggie could see what transpired. 

They sneak little casual touches here and there, both to gauge if the other person reciprocates their feelings and to hide whatever was going on between them from Reggie. 

This all coming from the fear of Reggie flipping out on them. 

Apparently when the boys bring up Nick from Julie’s class, joking about the way he was starry-eyed when dancing with Julie (secretly trying to get a rise out of Luke), Reggie immediately asks Julie about a thousand questions: 

“Who is he? What does he do?” 

“Do? He’s a student. In my grade...” 

“Oh. No job? So he’s a deadbeat, huh? Doesn’t sound like a suitable match,” 

“What are you going on about?”

“Does he like the Star Wars Prequels? Yes or No? There is a right answer” 

“What does this have to do with anything, Reggie?”

“I need to know if he’s good enough for you!” 

Reggie starts watching Nick like a hawk at school, going out of his way to intimidate the junior (well as much as he could. he’s still pretty much a puppy and super non-threatening). 

It’s getting ridiculous. 

So Julie goes to talk to Luke, to try and nip this in the bud before Reggie notices their weird behavior. She manages to play off needing help to get something in the laundry room to get him alone without suspicion. 

“Look, we can’t do this anymore... whatever this is,” 

Luke nods, “Agreed. Reggie’s my best friend.” 

“And he’s my brother,” 

“I don’t want to do something that would upset him,” 

“Me neither. Glad we’re on the same page,” 

“Right. Same page. So just friends. Deal?” she sticks her hand out. 

He shakes it, “Deal,” 

They lock eyes, appreciating how the other one looks under the warm dimmed light. 

It takes only about .5 seconds for them to crash their lips onto each other’s, igniting a full on make out session. And by the time they finished, they realize their mistake. 

Uh oh. 

They can’t go back after this. 

Now they really have something to hide from Reggie. 

They sneak around the house, whenever they could. 

Luke would make up an excuse to grab water or go to the bathroom in the middle of rehearsal, just to sneak up to Julie’s room to grab a quick kiss and maybe a small tickle fight just so he could hear that laugh he loves so much. 

And Julie would join the boys at the dinner table, sitting next to him and discreetly slipping cue love notes into his pocket that she knows would make him blush and smile all goofily later (and if they turn into potential song lyrics? Well that's for them to know).

Alex warns Luke the next day, “I think he’s catching on. Be more careful,” 

They spend more time together now that Julie starts writing songs for the band. Her and Luke would huddle over the piano, scribbling the night away, always sitting dangerously close to each other.

Once, Reggie observes them quietly from the couch with an unreadable expression on bis face.

“We are careful,” 

Bobby raises an eyebrow at him, “Really? You tried to pass off the hickeys on Julie’s neck as rashes.” 

“And Reggie bought it, remember? He went out and got ointment for her and everything,” 

“He’s not stupid, Luke. You better do something about this. Fast,” 

Luke sighs, “You’re right.” 

Later that night, Luke pulls Julie into the upstairs bathroom, the one between her room and Reggie’s, to talk. 

“Jules, as much I want to keep doing this... I can’t stand lying to Reggie,” 

“Me too,” she says, “So, let’s just tell him. I don’t like hiding you.” 

“But we need to plan it out. We can’t just spring it on him,” 

“Catch him in a good mood hopefully, and we’ll tell him together,” 

“Sounds like a plan, boss,” 

“Love it when you call me boss,” Julie smiles, angling her head up to kiss him. 

Just then, the door connecting to Reggie’s room bursts open and the said bassist enters in his bathrobe. His eyes grow wide at the sight of them tangled up in each other. 

“What is going on here?” 

The couple breaks apart. Julie and Luke jump to opposite sides of the bathroom, hands up in surrender. 

“You didn’t lock the doors?” Julie hisses at Luke

“Was not my main priority!” Then Luke steps forward in an attempt to calm Reggie down, “Hey, Reg, pal, um, what you just saw-” 

“You guys were kissing in here?” he yells. 

Julie and Luke lower their heads, “...yeah,” 

Reggie sighs, throwing his hands up in the air, “Unbelievable!”

“Reggie, we’re sorry-” 

“In the bathroom, really? Can’t you guys do this in the laundry room like you usually do? My toothbrush is here, come on!”  

Wait. What?

Did they hear him correctly? 

“You knew?!” Julie all but screamed at her brother. 

“Duh. You’re not really subtle,” 

Luke splutters, “B-But Nick-” 

“Found out real quick that he’s not the one I should be worried about,”

“And the... the, well..?”  Julie gestures lamely at her neck, “Why did you get me ointment?” 

Reggie smirks, “Just to mess with you.” 

“So... you’re not mad?”

“Nah. Like I said. I need to make sure whatever guy you end up with, Jules, is good enough for you. And, well, I’ve known Luke almost all my life. And I trust him. Honestly, there’s no other guy I could think of that could be a better match for you.” 

Luke’s hand rests on his shoulder, “You mean that, Reg?” 

“Of course. I’m happy for you guys. But uh...” he sticks his thumb towards the door, “Could you like skip on out of here. I did come to the bathroom for a reason.” 

“Oh, right,” 

“Your Tia’s chicken went right through me-” 

“Ok, Reggie! We’re leaving!” 

“But one more thing,” 

Luke and Julie stop in the doorway leading to the hallway. 

“If you think I’m bad,” Reggie shakes his head, “Try breaking the news to Carlos,” 

Luke pales, “Oh no,”

“’Oh no’ is right,” 

The couple spins around to find Carlos in the hallway, arms crossed, staring them down, “Care to explain why you two were in the bathroom?”

“Well, uh, um, we were-” Luke turns to Julie, but the girl is nowhere to be found, having already yeeted to her room to escape an overprotective Carlos. 

Luke throws a pleading look at Reggie, “A little help here, buddy?”  

Meanwhile, Carlos is unamused, carrying so much tension in his small body that it has Luke gulping nervously. 

“Nope you’re on your own,” he winks, “Make sure to tell him about the ‘rash’ while you’re at it.”

And with a laugh, the bathroom door closes. 

“I can explain...” 

[lunanight2012]

A Whole New World Chapter 1 Part 1

Key:

{Y/N} = Your Name

{E/C} = Eye Color

{H/L} = Hair Length

{H/C} = Hair Color

{S/C} = Skin Color

{N/N} = Nickname

{L/N} = Last Name

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1 year later

(1st person pov)

A whole year has passed since I came to this world and you know what. I love it!

Harry and I have been paired together, and well. We kinda have a thing. I have long since gotten rid of my old clothes and became a full fledged pirate. Oh and Harry and I live together in his apartment.

He's become my best friend, I've never had a best friend so this was nice.

"{Y/N}! Hello? Ya coming?" Harry exclaimed from the hall.

"I'm comin!" I exclaimed, getting my bandana and tying it around my head, keeping my {H/C} {H/L} out of my face.

I headed out of the bedroom and over to where Harry was waiting for me at the door. I smirked, a very mischievous idea coming to mind. I grabbed his hook from him and bolted out the door, giggling like crazy.

"Get back 'ere!" Harry shouted, chasing after me, though I could hear the laughter in his voice.

I laughed as I dodged residents in the market, making my way towards Ursula's Chip Shop. 

Making it inside I placed his hook on the sword check barrel, placing my sword inside before I scampered off towards Uma.

"Bout time Ya showed up… where's Harry?" Uma questioned as I got on my apron to help out at the shop. 

I didn't even answer, just gestured at the door as Harry ran through, grabbing his hook off the barrel and placing his sword in the barrel.

"Ye little brat!" Harry exclaimed, though it was easy to see he wasn't angry, with that goofy smile on his face.

Yea I may or may not do this to him regularly, i perked up as Uma started to swear at the tv.

I walked over to the tiny television and watched with Harry, Uma, and Gil.

"WHAT? THOSE BASTARDS GET TO GET OFF THE ISLE AND WE DON'T???" Uma screamed.

I held Harry's left hand, we just stood there watching a limo pull up to the Auradon school and there they were. A bunch of scary idiots, Mal, Evie, Carlos, and Jay. Harry knew how much I wanted to get all the kids off the Isle, but we were Uma's crew so to Uma we wanted to get off the Isle ourselves.

Harry squeezed my hand, knowing what we were seeing was really bugging me.

"Uma! Imma take {Y/N} to the beach. She's not doin good." Harry explained untying my apron and dragging me out of the shop and down to the small littered beach.

"Come on {N/N} what's wrong? I know ye don't like that they got chosen to go to Auradon but what's really botherin ya?" Harry asked me, crossing his arms over his chest. 

I stared at the ground, not saying anything. I just wanted to tell him I like as more than a friend but I'm scared.

"I just feel horrible that those jerks get to go to Auradon and you guys don't. Why can't you guys have a nice life with those goody two shoes. I mean heck there's a lot of gorgeous girls in Auradon. I mean have you seen Prince Ben's girlfriend? What was her name???" I rambled on, trying to remember Aurora's daughter's name.

Harry lifted an eyebrow but went along with it. "Audrey? Yea she's alright. I ain't really the princess type if ye haven't noticed {N/N}." Harry stated, showing off his hook.

I chuckled, rubbing the back of my neck. Suddenly a clinking bottle drew us away. Of course Captain Hook would find us here on this spot of the beach.

"Boy! Where the hell have ye been!! And who is this pretty thing?" Hook held out his hook, brushing some of my hair back. 

I cringed and backed away, only for him to grab my wrist with his non-hook hand, rather tightly might I add.

"Where do ye think yer goin? Yer coming with me!" Hook exclaime, a VERY creepy grin on his face.

Harry grabbed his fathers hand and ripped it off my wrist, pulling me behind him and glaring at his dad.

"She's mine pops. Fuck off and be pissed somewhere else!" And as soon as those words left Harry's mouth a loud smack could be heard, followed by me gasping.

Yeah, Captain Hook bitch slapped his son across the face. "How dare you talk to me like that you lowly punk! You sir are coming with me." Hook grabbed Harry's left wrist and dragged him away. 

Harry turned back to me, mouthing ‘get back to Umas now’

I whimpered, watching helplessly as harry was dragged away by Hook ‘im sorry’

~back at Ursula's Chip Shop~

I walked back into the shop, head hung low, trying to not cry.

"Where the hell have you bee- where's Harry?" Uma asked looking around.

"His father tried to take me away, so Harry stepped in and his father slapped him and took him away, it's all my fault…" I explained, a sadness to my tone.

Uma dropped whatever she was holding. "Dammit! That bastard is an abusive fuck! {Y/N} go find some bandages, and some needle and thread. Gil, go boil some water! It is gonna be a long day." Uma ordered.

I nodded and ran towards the stalls. Stealing everything Uma asked of me. Running back towards the Chip Shop all I could think of was what was gonna happen to Harry. Is he gonna be ok? This is all my fault. If we had just stayed at the shop-

"{Y/N}! Did you find everything?" Uma exclaimed, drawing me out of my mental breakdown.

I nodded and handed her everything. She nodded in approval and placed them behind the counter in a safe place.

And so while we waited for Harry to return, I helped out Uma at the Shop. It was a rough time helping out without Harry. Mostly because grown men were hitting on me and ugh!! I just want Harry to come back safe and sound.

2 hours later~~~~

I groaned as I held my head, tired of the drunken whistles and catcalls coming from the older male customers. And yes I've been grabbed a couple of times already. My butt, my wrists, my waist… need I go on?

I slumped against the bar as Uma pushed a plate towards me, with fish and eggs and oh!

Harry came in right then, his hook on his belt, hugging his right arm. I ran to him, tears in my eyes.

"Harry!!! I'm so glad you're back!! Wait what's wrong with your arm?" I asked, about to hug him but stopped as I noticed blood dripping down to the floor from his right arm.

"Dad fucked up my arm" Harry explained, wincing as he walked over to the bar.

Uma saw Harry and ran over to him. "I swear to Poseidon, I will kill that fucker dad of yours once and for all for what he's done to you! The bastard doesn't deserve to live!" Uma raged, her shell necklace glowing from beneath her shirt, trying to unleash umas anger, but to no avail.

Uma took Harry over behind the bar counter and got out the medical supplies and, Gil and I’s help, stitched the slice on his arm back up and created a sling for his arm. Uma ordered me to take harry home and make sure the cut didn’t get infected.

I sniffed as I eyed Harry’s arm, seeing blood splotches blooming beneath the white of the sling.

“Harry?” I whispered, he hummed, wincing as he turned to look at me “why did you do that for me? Protect me from your dad? It only caused you harm” he stopped walking, stared at me for a moment, that’s when I finally noticed his face, littered with bruises and cuts, his lip busted and scabbed, a blackening eye.

“I” he started, closing his eyes, taking a deep breath, “I care about yeh lassie, I couldn’t let him do tha’ ta yeh, not on my watch”

I felt my eyes tear up. "N-no- no one has ever cared about me that much." I whispered, rubbing the tears from my {E/C} eyes.

Harry was surprised by that. "Really? Now tha' is surprisin'. Yer very special, don' ever let anyone tell ya differently." Harry stated, pulling me to his chest, I began to cry.

We stood like this for only a moment longer before people started noticing us. Harry grabbed my hand with his good one and we ran to the apartment. Ducking, jumping, squeezing past all the people in the marketplace was a task but we were both laughing by the time we got to the apartment.

I placed my palm on the door to open it, slightly wincing. But hey what can you expect from permanent scars on both of my palms, that still hurt even after a year.

Harry frowned. "Scars hurtin?" He asked me once we were inside.

"Yea. But it's alright." I smiled as I closed the door behind Harry.

"Let meh see 'em." He stated, holding out his good hand. 

I sighed and placed both of my hands in his hand. He pulled my hands up to his face and kissed them. My face turning bright red.

He smirked. "Ok lass. Now I've waited a year but I've got two questions for ye." Harry stated, sitting down on our rundown couch.

"Ok." I remarked, raising an eyebrow.

"First off. You mentioned you had an affinity for water. What do ye mean by that?" Harry asked me.

I sighed, sitting on the stool across from him. 

"Alright, guess I should expect this. When I was very young, really my entire life, my mom didn't really like me. And now that I think about it, no one in my family liked me. I never got what I wanted for my birthday. My mom kept me inside as much as possible. But when I was young, on rainy days I would sneak out to the backyard and sit on a big log that laid in the back of our backyard and would just giggle as the rain wouldn't touch me but would lightly swirl around me. Of course when my mom saw me she'd scream bloody murder and drag me back inside. Granted the minute she would grab me the rain would hit me. As I got older I learned that being "special" was not something people should know. I needed to keep it locked away. But that didn't make my relationship with my family any better. Actually 6 months before I arrived here I was kicked out of my parents house. I was only 14. I have my own small apartment. Actually, your apartment here is bigger than the one I had back on my world. And I had to lie about my age to get a job, AND I'm still in High School. So yea. Maybe coming here was the world's way of saying I needed a fresh start." I rambled on.

Harry chuckled. "Outside of this barrier is magic. And now I understand why you and Uma get along like sisters." Harry stated, leaning back.

"Har. You said you had two questions. What is the second question?" I asked, becoming curious.

"O-oh… *swallows* Well lass. Ye know I really like ye. And I was wonderin' would ye want to be meh gurl?" Harry asked, his face heating up.

I blushed but smiled, getting up and sitting next to Harry's good side. 

"I like you too harry, and yes i'll be yer gurl" I mocked his accent with a big smile on my face.

Harry smiled and leaned closer to my face. I smirked and grabbed his shirt and pulled him in for a kiss. Harry hummed into the kiss, pushing his passion into it. I felt his good hand cup my cheek. After a moment we broke apart, our breaths ragged.

I brushed his cheek with my thumb. "Well, you just had the honor of being my first kiss!" I giggled with a blush.

Harry smirkes. "Well I'm very much honored lassie~!" Harry winked at me. My face turned bright red in embarrassment.

I looked over at the cracked clock. 12:30pm.

Good thing it's saturday… wait it's thursday!

"Harry we've missed half of school. But with how hurt you are we'll skip today." I stated, standing up. Harry shrugged “eh, missing school is a good thing ‘ere remember? If every vk went to school everyday we would lose all our rep”

"I'm going to grab us some food from the mart. I'll be right back." I said smiling down at him. 

Before Harry could say anything I nicked his hook and left the apartment. Tying my bandana around my head I headed out to the market. Holding Harry's hook in my {dominant} hand.

I got to the market, scouring the stalls, I spotted a stall with semi-fresh fruit. Waiting till the owner wasn't looking, I snuck over and stole two apples, and two peaches. 

"Hey! What do you think your doing missy?" 

Shit.

I smirked, hiding the fruit in my bag and holding up the hook. 

"What did ye say?" I asked, mimicking Harry's voice.

The stall owner held up their hands. "I-I'm sorry! I didn't realize you were one of Uma's crew! Please t-take this." The owner handed me a bag of money.

I smirked. "Thank ye very much. Uma will be very happy." I thanked and left. Of course I hit a few stands too, getting eggs, fabrics, and even some potatoes that didn't look too bad.

As I walked back into the apartment I began to sing a song from my world. 

"I need another story. Something to get off my chest. My life is kind of boring. Need something that I can confess." I sing as I set the fruit in a basket that was on the cracked kitchen counter.

"'Til all my sleeves are stained red. From all the truth that I've said. Come by it honestly I swear. Thought you saw me wink, no. I've been on the brink, so." I twirled, putting the eggs in the fridge.

Harry watched me with his brow raised, clearly confused by me.

"Tell me what you want to hear! Something that will light those ears! Sick of all the insincere! So I'm gunna give all my secrets away!" I sang smiling like an idiot.

"Lass. Whatcha singin? Never hear'd that song before." Harry questioned, taking his hook back.

"Its a song from my world." I explained, something I hadn't noticed was that the gold ring around my pupils was getting bigger, slowly covering up my {E/C} eyes.

"Hmm sounds interestin'. Although I much prefer yer voice over everythin'." Harry stated, pulling me close.

I giggled. "Come on Harry. If your feeling well enough to cuddle then you can come with me while I take the money I got to Uma." I stated, holding up the bag of money.

"How'd ya get that?" 

"The stall owners saw yer hook and got scared shitless." I admitted, smiling.

Harry smirked and pulled me close, kissing my head. "I love ye so much lass!" He said into my hair.

I giggled. "Come on my pirate. Let's go see Uma." I smiled.

We left the apartment and headed for Uma's place. The Chip Shop to be exact.

As we get closer I hear singing. 

"What's my name? What's my name?" 

"Not again." I groan.

"Hmm? What's up lass?" Harry asked, curious.

"Uma's singing her what's my name song again." I explained standing outside of the shop. Harry's eyes dilated and he almost seemed like a different person.

He walked right into the shop and started singing. Great. I walked in after him. Not paying any attention to Uma, Harry, or the crew. I sat with my back facing them and ordered a plate of fish. Gil was sitting next to me, clearly too busy eating his eggs to participate in the singing. 

"Gil. Why do you eat so much eggs? Don't you get sick of them?" I asked him as my food arrived.

"No! I gotta eat lots to be like my dad!" He said with his mouth full.

I rolled my eyes, then I noticed that Gil's blonde hair was getting in his eyes. I stole a brown bandana off of a patron and handed it to him. 

"Here Gil. Use this. It'll help you match with the rest of the crew, and you'll be able to eat, walk, fight, talk, etc without having your hair in your eyes." I smiled.

Gil smiled and proceeded to tie the bandana around his head. As he did this I smiled, eating my fish.

"So how is Harry? I heard his dad did that to him. Glad my dad isn't that abusive." Gil stated. His hair looking more "piratey".

I nodded, glancing over my shoulder for a second to see Uma giving the crew commands on how to do the moves properly to her song.

"It's my fault he got hurt tho. His dad saw me and Harry protected me." I explained, sighing a bit.

I pulled on my necklace. This was something I had from my world. The only family member that cared about me was my grandma. But she died when I was 6. The necklace was from her. I never understood why the charm was important,  I can't read the engraving on it, but it was a large coin shaped charm that was smaller than the size of my palm on a sturdy string necklace.. But I don't take it off. The engraving on it was something I gave up on decoding when I was 12.

"{Y/N}?" Gil asked, getting me out of my thoughts.

"Yes Gil?" I asked.

"Why are you playing with your necklace?" He asked me with a slight tilt to his head.

"Oh. This was a gift from my grandma, she was the last person to ever actually care about me in my world. I can't understand the engraving though." I admitted, feeling the text again.

"Oh? Maybe Harry can help. He's really good at deciphering stuff." Gil stated eating another egg.

 "Oh? He never told me that." I said as I looked over at Harry and Uma who were chatting about work and stuff. "I'm not going to bother him with it though." I muttered, before looking back at Gil.

"How have you been today Gil? I haven't seen you all day." I asked, tucking my necklace back under my shirt.

"Been fine. My brothers were jerks today. I got a couple of bruises on my back from them. But I managed to get this bandanna from a stall today! Thank you for helping me!" Gil exclaimed with an innocent smile.

This child doesn't deserve to be on this wretched island.

"Your brothers' are horrible. They are just AHHHHHH--!" I screamed, gripping my head as my eyes turned golden, such a bad headache.

"{Y/N}!!" Harry exclaimed, rushing over to me. 

I groaned. "I-I'm fine. Bad headache." I groaned out, looking up at Harry.

"Yer eyes, ther' golden." Harry exclaimed, amazed.

I frowned and rubbed at my eyes. Why are they fully golden? That never happens. I groaned again and squinted up at Harry, Gil, and Uma. When did I get on the ground.

"How'd I get down here?" I asked, the headache finally disappearing.

Gil's face got closer to mine. "Her eyes are back to normal!" Gil exclaimed.

Of course more crew members started gathering around. And I became flustered.

"I-I'm f-fine." I stuttered, my face turning red from embarrassment.

"Alright everyone back to work!" Uma commanded.

[quwarichi]

My reactions+summaries for SPN S5-15 PT.3:

Supernatural Episodes (that were memorable to me):

Currently: S15E20

[Disclaimer: these were written as I was watching each episode for the first time. It’s literally my brain vomit. Let it be known that I watched the series from season 1 but only around season 5 it occured to me that I might want to remember some episodes, so this was created. I am a pretty big destiel shipper, but it only shows here when I absolutely can’t contain myself. You can enjoy my reactions without shipping them. HAVE AT IT]

Seasons 14-15:

S14:     

S14E01: Hey look Dean has a funny hat now. Haha. And that's the only thing different. Oh wait where did the plaid go? Guess he burned his clothes in an accident and changed into something nearby. Alright. OH WAIT WHERE DID DEAN GO. Sam is tired. Jack is learning how to fight from Bobby. Good on him. Castiel is suffering. A demon knows more about Destiel than Cas does *wink wink* Bless that demon. Give him a raise for the wonderful words he said. Praise. Scratch that he just started a demon gang fight against Cas fuck them up good Cas don't leave survivors. Stop beating Castiel up you know he's taking it easy on you otherwise all of you would be fried chickens. "Sister Jo" is back in business. [Side note: Jensen and Daneel shooting this scene together had me dying the writers did that on purpose]. Michael visits Anael. Jack is sad. Cas is hurt. Lucifer is alive. Oh wait it's Nick. Why is Nick. How is Nick. Nick is pretty understanding and nice. Nick. Hm. The demons got Cas how dare they you fuckers, you motherfuckers I WiLL rAiN hElL FiRE UPoN yOu. Sam is sad and missing Dean. Mary is too. Sam should have hidden the knife in his hair. Cas is embarrassed. Jack gets caught. The demon wants to replace Crowley. How dare he. Awesome action scene. Keep expecting Dean to show up and beat someone up. Cas and Sam miss Dean. Cas and Jack talk about losing their powers. Sam misses Dean. Michael helps monsters now?

S14E02: Hey look Michael's a dick who knew. Srsly fuck him. Cas can't help and is sad. He is also a babysitter to Satan's former vessel and Satan's child. Is Jack Nick's sort-of son or is that taking it too far? Questions for later. Lucifer is now the Supreme Agent of Evil. Cas is sassy. Jack is adorable and needs hugs. Cas is trying to be nice to Nick. Nick is suffering. Castiel feels different. He feels like he matured and grown a lot. Like he's more at peace with himself. He says that when he Fell he still had Sam and Dean which is so adorable. Cas gives Jack a beautiful talk. Michael is wearing a tux, which looks great on Dean but horrible on him. Dean yells at him to get out. Nick is sad and still has Lucifer instincts. Nick is sadder now. He wants his family back. Cas is amazing in this episode. Kudos, truly. He just admits he understands Nick's situation because he occupies Jimmy's vessel. Woah. Nick just said Castiel is a body-snatcher and he's no different than Lucifer. How dare he. How DARE YOU. CASTIEL HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT KIND TO YOU. HE TRIED TO BE CALM. HE TRIED EXPLAINING AND SYMPATHIZES WITH YOU AND YOU GO AND CALL HIM THAT. WHY. JUST... WHY??? CAS STILL FEELS AWFUL FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO JIMMY AND HIS FAMILY. HE NEVER WANTED THAT. FUCK YOU NICK. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER. Jack went to visit his grandparents can he get any more adorable I mean OH MY CHUCK LOOK AT HIM. He tells them Kelly had a baby boy and they're so HAPPY HIJFKDHDUHEJDUDH. Jack dear I know you just met your family and you're emotional but saying Dean doesn't matter is like a death sentence in the fandom so tread lightly. Nick is channeling his inner Lucifer. Dean is BACK BABY.

S14E03: Dean doesn't NOT like Sam's beard. Jack, Cas, and Dean reunite. Jack likes Disney confirmed. A girl asked Jack if Cas is his dad and he says Cas is one of his dads OMG OMG OMG. Jack is heartbroken he couldn't help the girl and Cas feels awful for him. Honestly Cas has been through so much lately and he didn't even get the chance to hug Dean when he came back. Jack saved Lora. Cas apologies to Jack. Bless Cas. He's a freaking Angel. Cas is so freaking adorable and he's such a dad for Jack and they're like hey dad hey son and omg omg omg gaaaaaaaaah they're adorable. He's making Jack SOUP. FREAKING SOUP. Something's wrong with Jack why are you coughing blood no no no no no bad blood.

S14E04: Dean likes horror movies now. Sam's beard is gone. Dean's inner fanboy is coming out. It's one of these episodes. Sam is so excited. Dean is fangirling. DEAN IS IN GLASSES PART 3 OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Fortnight has unfortunately bled into the Supernatural universe and we have to live with that fact now. Dean is, fortunately, a Zelda fan so we're good on that front. Sam is a nerd. Dean is concerned. Sam meets his female counterpart. Sam has trauma from Halloween. Dean wants to have Halloween with Sam so badly awwwww.

S14E05: Dean and Sam run into Bobby and Mary. Sam is nervous about talking to his mom about her dating life. Bobby and Mary are sort of a thing now and Dean is okay with that. He just wants his mom to be happy.

S14E06: Sam and Charlie are very awkward. Hooray. Jack is suffering because his coffee doesn't taste right. Sam looks so happy playing with a fidgetspiner. Jack and Dean are being Hunting Buddies ™. Jack just learned what courting before dating before sex is and Dean is not happy or comfortable about that conversation. Other Dimension Charlie had a love of her life but she died. Jack asks Dean about courting over pie and it's adorable. Dean says that when they get back to the bunker he'll give Jack the talk. Hooray! Jack and Dean play the "bad cop, hero saves the damsel" plan and it works fantastic. Jack calls Dean old and Dean looks so offended it actually hurt him OMG. Some girl has a crush on Jack now. Jack is very confused. Hunter!Jack is very awkward and adorable. Is Jack on a date? I think he's on a date. Is he even allowed to go on dates yet? Dean didn't give him the talk. Hm. What would Cas think? And Sam, Sam would be very confused about it too. Hm. Definitely sensing some romance in the air. Approving of that. Oh BOI SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN. Oh wait of course not Jack was raised by Cas who are we fooling of course he wanted to use the bathroom. Dean calls Jack and he's like "Hey so I'm pretty sure she's in love with me so tell me everything you know about sex. Go!" Dean is not having ANY OF THAT BS RN. Vans? Vans! Vans. Dear lord Jack should get an acting award *ba-dum-tss*. Dean be giving out relationship advice like he's some sort of expert when in reality his emotions are so constipated he needs to swallow Dulcolax to communicate with others. Jack has a crazy fan now. He follows in Sam's footsteps and got himself a Becky. Congrats? Jack is coughing again. And now he's bleeding from his nose. No. Nope. Not happening. Denial, ACTIVATE!

 S14E07: So... Nick is slowly losing it. Or very quickly losing it. Depends on how you look at it. Cas is watching over Jack and tries healing him. Jack is really bad shape. They take him to a hospital. Cas does NOT have time for bureaucracy. Three worried fathers watch as their kid suffers and it HURTTS. Jack's body is shutting down and they're suffering. Cas just gave Jack his trenchcoat so now we have a trenchcoatless Cas and a trenchcoated Jack. Rowena is BACK BABY. Jack meets Rowena. Cas is so ready to give his grace for Jack. Dean is taking Jack on a fun day. He's teaching Jack how to drive awwwww. Dean and Jack are awesome. Cas feels helpless. Cas calls Jack Sam, Dean, and his' son OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I'M HAVING A FUCKING SEIZURE. Jack and Dean are eating burgers on the impala and have fun. Meanwhile Nick is on hunt for his family's killer, being as adorable and questionable as ever. DEAN AND JACK ARE F***CKING FISHING. Jack wanted to go fishing because Dean said he went fishing with John and it was a happy memory for him and Jack considers Dean a father figure GAAAAAH IT HURTSSS. WHY IS JACK SO AT PEACE WITH DYING LIKE WHAT THE FRICK NOOOOO. AND WHY IS CAS DRIVING A TINY BLUE CAR WHO GAVE HIM PERMISSION TO BE ADORABLE. Do you ever wonder how many times a week Castiel thinks about the story Gabriel wrote on the walls of his bunker room about his time in Monte Carlo with the porn stars? He read the entire story, just summarised it for Sam. So he KNOWS everything. Things to wonder about. Nick is channeling his Lucifer or Lucifer is channeling his Nick they are one it's scary. Jack is being healed? Is he healed? He's HEALED. Jack is BACK BABY!!! Cas and Dean look so relieved. Wait why is he staggering. Why is he coughing. Cas is so pissed at the Shaman. CAS IS A PISSED OFF FATHER. CAS IS AMAZING. FREAKING DAD CAS FOR THE RESCUE. It feels like this is a setup for Lucifer to come back. Not sure how to feel about that. Um. Ummmm... Empty do your freaking job and keep him asleep. JACK IS DYING FREAKING KILL ME WHYYYY.

S14E08: Jack doesn't want them to be sad. Dean is not okay. None of them are okay. Cas is also worried about Dean. Jack is being optimistic about things and it hurts. WHAT. WHAT. HE CAN'T DIE. NO. NOOO. DEAN DIDN'T GET TO SAY GOODBYE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NOOOO. CAS IS IN SO MUCH PAIN BUT HE'S STILL WORRYING ABOUT SAM AND DEAN OH MY GOD WHYYYYY. CAS WANTED JACK TO DIE A LONG TIME AFTER HIM. THEY'RE GETTING DRUNK TOGETHER TO DULL THE PAIN WOW THIS IS HURTING HAHAHA I'M NOT CRYING FUCK YOU MY EYES ARE LEAKING. THEY'RE EATING NOUGAT BARS THAT JACK LIKED. CAS DOESN'T EVEN EAT FOOD IT TASTE LIKE MOLECULES TO HIM. Jack is in Heaven but Empty is slowly taking over Heaven. Jack meets Kelly in Heaven. Kelly is so happy to see him until she realized he died. Anubis is an odd fellow. Cas is so happy seeing Cas again. And Kelly too. Empty has invaded Jack and Kelly's Heaven. Shit is about to go DOWN. Dean and Sam consider Jack their child. EMPTY IS HURTING CAS AND KELLY WHILE JACK IS WATCHING. CAS SAVE JACK. WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT. DON'T YOU DARE. I WILL FUCKING END YOU EMPTY YOU SON OF A THING. CASTIEL HOW COULD YOU. Cas doesn't want Sam and Dean to worry. He says he's in peace with his decision. IN PEACE MY ASSBUTT! LISTEN HERE YOU EMOTIONALLY INCAPABLE ANGEL, YOU HAVE DONE MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE EARTH. YOU SACRIFICED FROM YOURSELF THINGS OTHERS WOULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE. YOU GAVE UP HEAVEN FOR SAM AND DEAN. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY AND THEN YOU MAKE A DEAL THAT THE SECOND YOU'RE HAPPY YOU'LL DIE??? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? In other news Jack and Kelly hugged and it was beautiful. Jack promises not to tell Sam and Dean about what Cas did. Jack is BACK BABY. Dean hugged Jack. Get the fuck away from Cas you Naomi Bitch. Jack is happy to eat burgers again. Is Jack wearing Dean's robe?

S14E09: Is this a Christmas episode? Why, I think it is. Hey look Michael is a woman now. Wait Garth NoooOOooo you can't do it. Oh wow he has a little girl now. Jack is guiltily eating cereal in the middle of the night and Cas catches him. Sam is apparently acting like a mom. Wow. Cas is being a sassy angel. Castiel likes the toys that come in the cereal box. OMG why are Jack and Cas so cute. Cas is happy Dean is feeling better but he feels guilty about lying to him about the deal. Jack is happy he can pick a lock now. HELP THEY KIDNAPPED JACK. FUCK YOU MICHAEL. Awww they're going on a family hunting trip! Team Free Will 2.0 VS Kansas City. Awww. *The hellish version of a Christmas song plays in the background*. JACK IS FUCKING SMILING. Okay so Michael I'm gonna need you to get out of Dean you sick son of a Chuck. 'Freaking ruined the Christmas episode.

S14E10: Awww they brought Pamela back! Also Dean owns a bar and he likes to flirt. He looks so happy owning a bar. Michael is sassy, and it's almost likeable. Probably because it's Dean's face. Michael is trying to get underneath Cas' skin and Cas looks so done with it. One of Dean's happy memories is the stripper case with Sam. FUCK MICHAEL. FUCK HIM SO HARD. HOW DARE HE. HE JUST SAID DEAN ONLY TOLERATES CAS BECAUSE HE FEELS LIKE HE OWES HIM FOR HELL AND CAS HASN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR DEAN EVER SINCE. *Cue epic fight scene* Hey look Dean is a cage now. Cas is so worried about Jack's soul.

S14E11: Dean is acting suspiciously. Sam's aware he and Dean only hug if it's of the world I'm dyinggg. Sam likes gossiping apparently. Dean came to visit Mary awww. Dean is now a welding master. Well now Nick is being arrested by Donna and now Donna might be about to die and NOPE. Dean is being really sweet and it's freaking everyone out. Mary thinks Dean's adorable when he's sleeping. Nick is being creepy and kidnapping Mary. Nick without Lucifer is unlikeable at best. Mary keeps a severed head in a jar. Dean tells Sam he loves him.  He shows Sam a box he plans on being buried alive in the ocean with Michael inside of it and yeah so that's not happening.

S14E12: Dean has a nightmare about being stuck in his coffin forever. Sam calls Cas. Dean says he knows he wasn't the greatest brother for Sam and Sam has this 'WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL' look on his face because that is some grade A+ bullshit right there. Cas gets a call from Dean and he's so excited because he thinks Dean is giving up his plan but Dean tells him he's not so Cas is sad. Cas is so pissed at Dean. Dean and Cas have an argument/goodbye. Dean and Sam argue. It hurts. It hurts so much. He punched Dean and then he hugged him. He tells Sam and Cas he believes in them. In all of them. Oh well I guess that if Dean gets trapped in a box at least Cas will never be taken by the Empty since he'll never be happy HAHAHAHA KILL ME NOW.

S14E13: This episode is about the city the bunker's in OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Someone stole Baby. There's a kid who thinks they're serial killers, which they are, but not exactly. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. JOHN??? OF ALL THE PEOPLE, JOHN? WAS THAT EVEN AN OPTION??? WHAT THE FUCK???!!! MARY AND JOHN FINALLY SEE EACH OTHER AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. And  Sam and Dean witness it. Sam is very awkward with John. Oh wow. So, they pulled John out of 2003 and it has changed history and now Sam likes raw food and standing desks and runs a law firm and Dean is a murderer and thief with a price on his head. Hm. Zach and Cas are reunited as bad angels no no no no THIS IS BAD. OH WELL AT LEAST CAS DOESN'T UNDERSTAND POP CULTURE REFERENCES ANYMORE. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Cas is a killer now NoooOOooo. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Cas doesn't recognize Dean and Sam as his friends. Cas is beating up Dean and Sam. Noooo. This is weird. No. Nope. Not happening. Cue the awkwardness of a family dinner. When you remember that everyone at that table died at least once it's very very weird. A family who defied Death, God, the Darkness, Demons, Angels, Monsters, and a few nasty humans here and there. Wow. Dean actually has some self-love speech and it is amazing. The character development is just *chef's kiss*. Why is this so beautiful Sam stop crying you know it makes Dean cry and when Dean cries I cry stopp it.

S14E14: Family hunting trip time! Oh look Rowena is also there! Rowena has some sort of attraction to Cas and it's chilling. Cas and Dean are on some sort of a coffee date. Jack is coughing blood again. Someone stop it. Cas is worried about Dean. Dean is only honest with Cas awwwwwww. Cas asks Jack if he's fine. Cas worries about everyone but when will someone worry about Cas? Jack, Cas, and Dean look like two parents and a child. Jack asks what an AV club is and Cas explains and then Dean calls Cas a dork. They're adorable. Cas is a VERY serious FBI agent. Rowena and Sam need to act like a married couple and it's AMAZING. MORE. GIVE THE FANDOM MORE. Jack has suffered at the vet's office. The Gorgon is hitting on Cas. Wait till Dean hears about that. Cas has been paralyzed. Cas is worried about Dean. That's strike 2. Another moment of Cas being worried and someone is about to die. Cas explains to Jack about the fragility of humans and death and moving on which makes you believe he thought about a time when Dean and Sam die and he's left all alone and now I want to walk off a cliff. Michael is out. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. JACK CALLED HIMSELF A WINCHESTER OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Jack got his wings back!

S14E15: Jack is playing with his snake. Cas is worried about Jack. Dean is eating. Cas and Sam go on a case together [Poor Misha. Jared must've tortured him]. Cas with his pop culture references. The only thing good about episode 13 aside from some closure for the boys is that Cas lost his knowledge of pop culture. Cas sometimes looks at the Saturday Evening Post when Sam and Dean are asleep. They're very soothing. Sam and Cas walked into a town that seems stuck in the late ‘70s. Even Cas thinks it's weird. Sam looks happy drinking a milkshake. Cas pretends to drink cuz he doesn't eat. Cas has no social skills. Jack is trying to feed the snake. Dean likes bacon. Some woman checked Cas out. Cas reads a series of love letters between the victim and a milkshake serving a young woman. Cas is so done with people hitting on him. How Cas describes Sam "I'm looking for my partner. Tall man. Hair? He has beautiful hair." FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. SAM BECAME A PART OF THE WEIRD TOWN FUCK FUCK FUCK. HE'S WEARING GLASSES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD. CAS IS SO SCARED AND CONFUSED. SOMEONE SAVE HIM AND SAM. Dean is terrified of the snake. Cas is angry. Cas is worried and understanding about how Sam feels. CAS JUST FUCKING TOLD A MAN HE'S NOT GOD BECAUSE GOD HAS A BEARD.

S14E16: JACK IS ADORABLE STAB ME IN THE GUT AND TWIST IT WHY IS HE SO ADORABLE. Jack is so awkward around other people. OMG WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT YOU FREAKING LOVEABLE DORK. JACK IS LIKE "WELL I'M TWO-TWENTY! I'M TWENTY-TWO!!!" Jack is so freaking happy hanging out with kids his "age". Oh no he's sad.

S14E17: There was supposed to be a family game night. Cas is meeting up with Anael [The fact that this is Daneel and Misha on the same set is amazing]. Nick is back and off his rocket. Anael and Cas discuss God. Jack is going dark side. Woops. Jack sweetheart you're worrying me. Jack what did you do. Jack?

S14E18: Jack what did you do to Mary. What did you do. This is very scary. Oh wait he KILLED HER. WOW. OKAY. HOW THE HELL DO YOU FIX THAT SHIT. DEAN WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM. SAM TOO. DEAN MIGHT TRY TO KILL HIM BUT THEN SAM WILL STOP HIM AND TELL JACK TO NEVER COME BACK AND CAS WOULD BE SO TORN BECAUSE HE PROMISED TO PROTECT JACK BUT HE KILLED MARY AND WOW THE WRITERS REALLY DUG DEEP WITH THIS ONE. Cas is remembering one of his first hunts with Mary. Did Dean just... Did he tell Cas that if Jack did something to Mary he's dead to him? I think he did. Huh. Welp, time to dig a hole in the ground, huddle into a fetus position and cry. Cas is not even mad. We are fine. Nothing is wrong. Oh wow what is this? A guilt trip down memory lane? Why are you hurting us by showing us all the nice missing moments between Mary and the rest? Is this fun for you you sadistic fucks? Jack needs a snickers. Mary is dead. Wow. Sam just stopped Cas from walking over to Dean. Wow.

S14E19: Dean gives a beautiful speech. Bobby is back. Cas is still protective of Cas. There's a lot of awkward silences between Dean and Cas. Made-up Lucifer is a dick. What do you mean Cas doesn't love Jack um hello? He gave away his chance at happiness for Jack. Fuck you Made-up Lucifer. Oh no. Dean is crying alone. Naomi Bitch Replacement is messing with Jack's head. Fuck her. A pillar of salt? Really?. Okay so Soulless Jack is horrible. I love him so much but he was already like a toddler playing with a bazooka. Now he's like a SADISTIC toddler playing with a bazooka with no soul. It really feels like Cas is the only one left with a sense of rationality. Cas is pissed at Sam and Dean for locking Jack up.

S14E20: So, Jack's pissed. Dean calls Jack a monster and I think why it bothered Castiel so much is because that would mean Castiel is a monster too. Chuck is BACK BABY AND OHHH BOI IS THIS A RIDE. Cas is so done. Dean smashes a guitar. Chuck and Dean yell at each other. Chuck is such a dork. Castiel is so pissed. Jack and Castiel reunite. Sam has a talk with Chuck. Chuck breaks the fourth wall. Dean is here to kill Jack. Cas doesn't want that. Dean and Jack are about to die. Jack is okay with that. Welp CHUCK IS HORRIBLE AND NOPE. DID CHUCK JUST KILL JACK. NO NO. CHUCK'S GONE DARK SIDE. No why is Jack dead. This isn't fair. 

S15:

S15E01: Cas does NOT like that a demon inside Jack's body. Chuck literally jump-started the apocalypse. Cas is not okay.

S15E02: You can't tell me that Cas telling Dean it wasn't all a lie isn't him telling Dean that what they have is real. WELCOME BACK KEVIN TRAN, ADVANCED PLACEMENT. Kevin is BACK BABY. God and Amara are being siblings. Rowena and Ketch together are very weird and Crowley will NOT approve.

S15E03: Rowena is awesome. Cas and the demon inside Jack are very... Iffy with each other. Belphegor is awesome. Cas literally just FUCKING PUSHED BELPHEGOR INTO HELL AND JUMPED AFTER HIM WITH A COMPLETE STRAIGHT FACE WOW HE IS SO DONE. Cas tells Belphegor that Jack is like a son to him. Cas is forced to sing a song to praise Lucifer. Shit is going down. Cas and Belphegor did NOT work out. Wait does that mean Cas will get stuck in hell. Oh fuck. Oh crap. This is bad. Why does Cas has to suffer so much? Whyyy. He never wanted anything special. Just to be with Jack, Sam, and Dean. He wanted to do good. Whyyyy. ROWENA NO. NOPE. NOPE. DON'T DO IT. SAM DOESN'T WANT TO. DON'T MAKE HIM. STOP IT. ROWENA NOOOO. ALSO CAS AND DEAN STOP FIGHTING IT'S BAD. UM, DEAN? IT'D BE GREATLY APPRECIATED IF YOU AND CAS WOULD STOP FIGHTING. IT'S SCARING THE CHILDREN AND MAKING THEM CRY. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT! OH HEY I'M CRYING, WHAT A SURPRISE!

S15E04: Sam has a weird dream. Awesome fight scene though. Dean likes vegan bacon now. Or not. Wow Chuck might actually be afraid of Becky. Meeting Exes is awkward. CHUCK IS A DICK. BEING A WRITER DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO ABUSE OTHERS. FUCK YOU.

S15E05: Dean can't handle spicy jerky. Sam has bad dreams again. Um, Lilith's back? What? Is that a thing now? Wow.

S15E06: Cas is fishing now. He's also really sweet and cares about a guy who sells him fish bait. He also goes by Clearance like Meg used to call him, which is extra sweet. Cas is investigating stuff. Cas and Dean talk and Cas acts like a sassy toddler. Cas's powers are fading. Sam might have a small crush on the deaf hunter. Aww that's so nice. He saw she was naked so he turned away. Awww. What a gentleman. Dean raised you well. Dean doesn't know what's God and what's him.

S15E07: Sam and Eileen are definitely having fun, with margaritas and bacon. Dean refuses bacon, which leads us to believe he had truly given up on this world. Dean gets flirted with. Dean gets reunited with an old "friend". Sam and Eileen are AWKWARD AND DEAN IS TO BLAME BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE WHO TEASED SAM. OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE WATCHING TWO NERDS FALL IN LOVE WHAT THE HELL. IS THAT HOW SAM FEELS WHEN HE'S WATCHING DEAN AND CAS??? THAT'S TORTURE. WOW THEY ALMOST KISSED AND THEN CAS WALKED IN OMG IT IS LIKE SAM WITH DEAN AND CAS. Cas is so pissed with shamans. OMG OMG OMG DEAN IS ABOUT TO SING OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WOW HE SINGS SO BEAUTIFULLY SOMEONE GET THAT MAN A CONTRACT HE'S SO HAPPY WHAT OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Cas became grade A at threatening people. Kudos. Dean loves Texas now. Cas and Dean are awkward. Ever remember season 1 where they found out demons existed and felt like they were in over their heads? Well now they want to fight God.

S15E08: Sam is being an overprotective boyfriend. He's so cute. Oh my god... Are they getting Adam out of the cage??? Is this happening??? I know the last season is supposed to sort of give closure to unfinished plotlines but if this really happening it's amazing. Rowena is BACK BABY. Rowena is FUCKING awesome. A real queen, if you will. Crowley would be proud. She's also gives Cas and Dean a quick couple's counseling session. Adam is out of hell. It happened. Dean so ships Eileen and Sam. Dean and Cas are AWKWARD. Michael is back. Michael and Cas talk. Cas channels his inner Lucifer. Cas and Dean FINALLY talk. CHUCK YOU FUCKING DICK GET AWAY FROM EILEEN SAM WAS FINALLY STARTING TO BE HAPPY. OMG OMG DEAN AND CAS ARE GOING TO PURGATORY??? Dean and Adam talk.

S15E09: Wow Chuck is so manipulative. Wow. Chuck is really unlikeable anymore. Woah, did Cas just call Dean stupid? Cas has SNAPPED. So happy Sam has Eileen now. Any girl that can be tied to a chair, deaf, and still kick ass and sass God in front of him deserves a Sam Winchester. Wow Sassy Cas really ain't taking Dean's BS today. Chuck is a sadistic fuck. Chuck has lost it. God Complex much? Dean and Cas are in purgatory. Getting the band back together and it feels good. Benny died. That's sad. Dean and Cas discuss the guilt. OMG WHAT HAPPENS TO CAS IN THE FUTURE??? HE GOT THE MARK AND WENT CRAZY??? AND DEAN HAD TO BURY HIM IN THE BOX??? DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THIS SHIT IS NOT CANON FANFICS CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. HE LOOKS SO HEARTBROKEN. Meanwhile in Purgatory: Dean is looking for Cas who has disappeared and they need to go back soon and things are BAD with a capital everything. DEAN IS PRAYING TO CASTIEL OMG OMG OMG HE BARELY DID IT EVER SINCE PURGATORY ROUND 1. He admits he should've stopped Cas from leaving. He calls Cas his best friend AWWWWWWW. HE'S CRYING OH MY GOD. HE FORGAVE CAS!!! THIS IS SO CANON HDJCJRIHEISHS. OMG CAS IS OKAY AND THEY HUGGED DEAN LOOKS SO HAPPY FUCK THIS I'M CRYINGGGG. SAM AND DEAN BECAME MONSTERS??? FUCK THAT SHIT. CAS TAKES THE MARK OH NO I DON'T WANT HIM TO GO INSANE. Cas and Dean arrive at the casino. Save Sam!!! SAM, SAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. AWWWW SAM AND EILEEN KISSED AWWW. NOW WE NEED A CAS AND DEAN KISS AND WE'RE GOLDEN GUYS. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN. I BELIEVE. Jack and Billy are BACK BABY.

S15E10: It seems like Sam and Dean lose luck. Baby shut down. Garth named his twins Sam... and Castiel. Dean is definitely not insulted. Garth is a dentist now. Dean is afraid of dentists. Dean has a dream where he and Garth are tap dancing in black and white. OH MY GOD GARTH WHAT DID YOU DO TO DEAN'S MOUTH. GARTH TOLD DEAN HE NEEDS TO GET A COLONOSCOPY AND I FREAKING DROPPED MY PHONE. CHUCK DOWNGRADED SAM AND DEAN TO NOT MAIN CHARACTERS AND NOW THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH NORMAL PEOPLE PROBLEMS HAHAHAHHAHA THIS IS AWESOME. DEAN IS HOLDING BABY CASTIEL AND HE'S LIKE "THIS CAS KEEPS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD" AND SAM ANSWERS "SO KINDA LIKE THE REAL CAS" AND THEY KNOW. Also Sam and Dean are holding babies and it's adorable.

S15E11: Cas comes back to find out Sam and Dean are going to Alaska. Cas gets a call about Jack related info. Ahem... Jack is BACK BABY! Cas is worried about Jack. Jack is tied up. Cas to the rescue! CAS AND JACK REUNITE. This is like the most interesting pool game ever. Dean and Sam's luck is BACK BABY. JACK AND SAM AND DEAN REUNITE.

S15E12: Cas is so happy Jack is back. Dean and Cas are best buddies. Cas and Jack play 4-in-a-row. Cas and Jody meet for the first time. Jack wants to help. Cas still cares a lot about Claire. Billy is PISSED.

S15E13: The recap starts with the pizza man montage, which is really the only way it could. Ruby and Anael are BACK BABY AND WELL IT IS AWESOME. [Just pointing out that the fact they brought both of Jensen and Jared's wives for this is amazing] also Cas has no chill with his sass. Cas wants to almost die and go to Empty to talk to Ruby. He gets into the Empty and runs into Empty-Meg and she called him Clearance awwww. Ruby is BACK BABY. Cas almost dies by the Empty. He comes back though. Otherworld Sam and Dean are terrifying. They seem... Okay, and it's horrible. Also they're spoiled. HELLHOUNDS BABY! Jack arrives at Eden. Jack is crying + he got his soul back!!!

S15E14: Supernatural is BACK BABY. JACK IS STILL DEPRESSED NOOOO. DEAN HAS SCOOBY-DOO UNDERTHINGS PASS IT ON. Dean and Sam meet Mrs. Butters. She's nice and she made Christmas and Thanksgiving and the Fourth of July and Halloween collide in the calendar. Jack is out of his room now. Oh hey Dean's actually trying to not be angry at Jack. They have a monster radar! Lunch bag, she pack them lunch bags I-. Jack is still being sad noo. She keeps giving him smoothies. It's weird. OMG SAM IS GOING ON A DATE WITH EILEEN THEY REALLY SAID SAILEEN RIGHTS. Oh wait. Oh fuck what the fuck why is she ripping his head off oh no Jack run. Oh fuck why is she an evil mastermind all of a sudden they were happy. DEAN GETS TRAPPED TOO. DEAN BEING A REAL BROTHER BEING LIKE "YEAH I CAN WAIT UNTIL MY BROTHER IS DONE GETTING LAID FOR HIM TO COME BACK AND RESCUE ME AND OUR CO-ANGEL-CHILD". Dean is really trying with Jack my heart wow. Ugh not again with Sam and the nails the waves of nausea are hitting me-. Oh no Mrs. Butters story is really sad I don't like the old MoL. Oh goodbye Mrs. B we'll miss you. Awww Jack honey of course you can kill Chuck here I'll do it for you you just eat your nougat bars. OH MY FUCKING GOD DEAN MADE JACK A BIRTHDAY CAKE I REPEAT HE MADE JACK A BIRTHDAY CAKE JACK IS FOUR NOW CELEBRATE WITH US ALL *HYPERVENTILATING HARD*. 10/10 episode would recommend with a side of angst.

S15E15: Cas is BACK BABY! Aww Jack wants to wear matching ties. Awwwww. Sam and Dean are going after Amara. Good luck with that. Oh a church case for Cas? A little on the nose there. Oh wow this is getting dark. Aww Jack doesn't want to say something so Cas talks about himself instead. God I love them. Cas is amazing. I love him so much. Jack too. Meanwhile, Sam and Dean are eating with Amara lunch. Crossroads demons are out of fashion, as per told by Rowena, the Queen of us all. Jack needs Cas' permission to create a social media account. Even the internet knows to give Cas cats. God bless the internet. Oh my god Dean and Amara talked and wow it was deep. Amara's intentions with Mary were... Wow. Poor Dean though. Wow Cas and Jack can't catch a break. Oh god Jack was stabbed he's okay but we're not okay what the hell. Once again, we are reminded that against regular humans Cas is a freaking supernatural creature with super strength and the wrath of heaven. Hey wait why does the crossroad demon look like he’s kidnapping this girl? Oh well guess we'll never find out. JACK IS GOING TO DIE? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BILLIE??? WHO AUTHORIZED THIS SHIT? HE NEEDS A PARENT OR A GUARDIAN'S PERMISSION!!! Cas not wanting to see Jack die again is hurting me. What do you mean it's not his choice Jack go to your room you're grounded until they kill Chuck. Cas um where are you going?? What do you mean in case you won't come back? Are you going where I think you're going? You better stay the FUCK away from the Empty or I swear to all that is sacred (the impala, Sam and Dean's flannel, Led Zeppelin) that I will cry. What do Sam and Dean need to know??? What is this shit????? I WILL SUE!!!!!

S15E16: Hey is he going to get killed? Called it! Hey Dean darling how about you let Sam know about Jack? Any minute now honey? No don't you fucking- Dean! Hey it's tiny Sam and Dean look at them awww. Hey Caitlin seems nice. Woah weird monster in the candy machine alert! Dean why are you so depressing this episode??? Sam being in the dark hurts me. Um Dean? What have you got there buddy? Is that a knife? Put the knife down, Dean put the knife down this isn't funny- oh thank god Sam Dean almost fillet-ed himself. Tiny Dean being scared but also macho aww. It's a Baba Yaga? A Baba FREAKIN Yaga? Wow. Omg Dean's face when he heard the woman having sex is priceless. He really grew up. Good on him. Caitlin you majestic being you managed to have Dean admit his fear wow Dean honey am I proud of you. Aww Sam is trying to call Cas. Um... Dean? OMG OMG ARE YOU TELLING HIM? YASSS SAMMY GO OFF. DEAN FUCK OFF JACK IS NOT DYING ON MY WATCH. OMG THE SILENCE. WOW.

S15E17: This starts with Amara. What a queen. I really like her now.  She can cut me with her cheekbones. Look at her. Wow. She's so pretty. Cas is there! Sam is giving Dean the silent treatment. Yeah Dean is talking depressing. AHHH AMARA IS HERE. Jack meets Amara awww. Yes I want them to spend time together YESSS. Amara and Dean are like that couple that didn't work out because they figured they'd be better as friends and it's so nice to see them. Sam is amazing wowwww. Dean WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST- WHAT DO YOU MEANT JACK ISN'T FAMILY YOU- UMM WAIT IS JACK- NOOOOOOOO!!!!! OWW MY FEELINGS. Jack looks so sad nooo. Cas is there Cas make it better. Aww Amara with a flower. Chuck is back... Yay. Lol Chuck didn't write the Dean/Amara debacle and he thinks it's weird that's amazing. Amara is amazing. Amara trying to make Chuck not act like a spoiled brat wow this is hard. I hate him with passion. AMARA YASS QUEEN GO OFFFFF. HOLD HIM. Jack you shouldn't UNDERSTAND HIM you should be PISSED. HE DID THE HELLO AJAJAGDVSHA. OH.MY.GOD I LOVE ADAM AND SERAFINA SOMEONE HUG THEM. Jack has a skittles aura wow. The final ritual, the ROCKS. Adam looks so relieved that Jack got it. OH I DID NOT NEED TO SEE HER DIGGING INTO HIS RIBS. Dean whatcha doing there buddy? Aww he thanked him!!! I still don't forgive what he said though. IT'S TIME??? IT'S TIME BABY. SAM BEING FRUSTRATED AND CAS HELPING AWWW. They found the key, HOORAH! Cas awww thank you for helping Sam. Sam no don't go alone. Empty is Meg now waaaaaht. BILLIE WANTS WHAT NOW??? Sam lying Through His Teeth to the Empty the man is a LEGEND. No Cas it's not time we need to stop this. Dean, Dean you're scaring me. Cas being angry at Jack eating the ribs the angel is legendary. Chuck you sick sick bastard what did you do you FUCKER??? AMARA STOP IT. DEAN WHAT THE HELL YOU DO NOT PULL A GUN AT YOUR BROTHER WHO THE FUCK- WHAT THE FUCK- CAS DO SOMETHINGGGG NO STOP HURTING EACH OTHER. STOP IT. CHUCK YOU SHUT THE HELL UP. DEAN STOP IT STOP THE VIOLENCE. YESS SAM TELL HIM. FUCK YOU CHUCK. AMARA NOOO. DEAN OH MY GOD NO. SAM IT'S BREAKING MY HEART. NOOOO AMARA NOOO. CHUCK NEEDS TO DIE BUT NOT LIKE THIS. OMG SAM NOOO. DEAN YESSS PUT THE GUN DOWN. FUCK YOU CHUCK. OH YOU CAN GO SUCK A DICK DON'T YOU EVER, EVER CALL CAS THAT. OMG CAS IS LITERALLY THE EMBODIMENT OF FREE WILL DID NOT EXPECT THAT. FUCK YOU CHUCK. OMG JACK NOOOO.

S15E18: DEAR LORD SOMEONE SAVE JACK HE CAN'T DIE NO NO NOPE NOT HAPPENING. Jack this is very sweet but they will NOT leave you. Billie not now. Yeah Dean tell her. Yass dads go OFF. WHERE IS JACK WHAT DID YOU DO BILLIE??? THE EMPTY??? NO DON'T DON'T DO THIS. JACK? JACK NO? JACK???? FUCK YOU BILLIE BRING HIM BACK. Oh you can go fuck yourself for all I care this is SO NOT THE TIME FOR THE BOOK. Yes Sam go OFF. Cas you really shouldn't be talking about the Empty. Isn't this episode when the deal goes down? Fuck you Billie you lost my respect. OMG JACK YOU'RE OKAY THANK GOD. Um... Empty? You okay there? Damn Sam being sassy. AND THEN HE GOES TO SIT IN THE CORNER HAHAHAHA. Yes Dean tell her. Did she just shush him? Empty ma gurl you good? Um, Billie? What's interesting? Jack's back BABY! He is not yours. Yes Dean go OFFF. CAS BEING A DAD. Aww Dean and Sam having a talk yes I'm so proud of my expressive babies. They be talking. Um, what new plan? What changed? Oh who this? Charlie is BACK BABY! YASSS MY QUEEN. Aww is that her gf? It's her gf. Oh okay where's her fucking gf??? Jack are you okay? Cas is worrying aww. Nothing's over Jack you're just three you have tons ahead of you. Dear lord Cas are you listening to yourself this is what you need to tell yourself OH MY GOD I'M BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL UGHHHH. Billie you're being a dick stop it.  Crap everyone's disappearing. WAIT EILEEN? NO NO NO NO YOU WILL NOT DO THIS TO ME. EILLEN IS GOING TO BE FINE. WHERE ARE THE THREE DOTS? WHY AREN'T THEY THERE??? DRIVE FASTER DEAN!!! Why is the car empty? Where is she? Sam? Aww the screensaver. FUCK. SHE'S GONE. SAM? YOU OKAY? OH GOD BILLIE FUCK YOU LOOK WHAT YOU DID. NOOO. So Dean is going to kill Death again? Neat. Um Cas? I'm all for spending time with Dean but I'm worried. Aww Dean and Sam hugged. Oh hey Donna! (Is it me or is her accent off?) Jack is silent. Jack is driving. I'm so proud of him aww. Damn the badass music is awesome. Dean with the scythe is awesome. Look at that power couple. Aww Sam and Donna hugged that's cute. Let's go. Oh hey Charlie how are you? Bobby is BACK BABY. Bobby is awesome. Um Jack? How come that plant just died??? Sneaking into Death Library because those two are idiots. Oh hey splitting up is a great idea. Hi Billie, how are you? KILL 'EM DEAN. CAS ATTACK! BILLIE YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE RIGHT NOW. FUCK YOU BILLIE. DO IT DEAN KILL THEM. WAIT WHAT? Billie didn't kill them? Who did? CHUCK? THAT MOTHER FUCKER I WILL MURDER HIM. OH GOD PEOPLE ARE DISAPPEARING. WHERE ARE THEY? WAIT, NO, NOT CHARLIE NOOO. BOBBY? NO NOT BOBBY!!! DONNA? DONNA WHAT'S HAPPENING??? DONNA? NOOO!!! Oh Billie's dead now great. You can't kill Dean though. Run you two RUN. Run like hell run. Dean? Fuck. Billie leave him ALONE. FUCK FUCK RUN AWAY. BILLIE SHUT UP THIS IS A CRISIS. CAS PROTECT DEAN. PROTECT HIM LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. YES YOU GOT HIM. FUCK YOU BILLIE FUCK YOU SO HARD. INTO THE DUNGEON. CAS REACHING INTO DEAN'S BACK POCKET AND CUTTING HIMSELF WHY??? OKAY SIGIL. SIGILS ARE NICE. OKAY GOOD DEAN IS OKAY. Dean you're being depressed this isn't helping. Billie enough of the banging. Dean you're not angry enough with this you're good. Yeah fuck Chuck but that's not the point. Dean noo. Cas do somethingggg. Dean it's okay. It's not your fault. Um Cas? What's that? Wait, the deal? Now, you're doing this now? UM, WHAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING? YEAH WHY NOW? YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR TRUE HAPPINESS DUMMY. IS, IS HE- WHAT'S HE DOING??? KNOW WHAT? AWWW LOOK AT HIS REVELATIONS. YEAH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? CAS? UM. UM???!!! YES CAS TELL HIM TELL HIM HOW YOU SEE HIM THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED. MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST. I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T BREATHE. WHY ARE YOU CRYING NOOOO. CHANGED??? WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S HAPPENING SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING??? IT'S NOT A GOODBYE SHUT UP. D- DID HE JUST. DID HE JUST SAY- DID HE JUST SAY I- HE TOLD DEAN I LOVE YOU???!!! IS THIS A DREAM??? IS THIS REAL LIFE? WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHY ARE YOU CRYING??! I'M SCARED WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW???? "don't do this"??? DON'T DO THIS??? WHAT DO YOU MEEEAANN??? WAIT EMPTY BACK OFF NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THE HAND ON THE SHOULDER THE HANDPRINT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUCK THIS NO I'M NOT OKAY THIS ISN'T HAPPENING NOOO. CAAAAAAAAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DEAN? DEAN DO SOMETHING?? DEAN WHAT'S HAPPENING??? WAIT WHERE IS EVERYONE? IS IT THE WHOLE WORLD? DEAN? DEAN? SAM IS CALLING YOU? DEAN? ARE YOU CRYING? YOU CAN'T CRY OTHERWISE I'LL CRY NO NO NO NO NO THIS IS FUCKING BAD.

S15E19: alright, the world is empty. Oh no Dean is coming to meet up with Sam and Jack no no this is bad the jacket. "Where's Cas?" I- DEAN OH MY GOD NOOO. OH NO JODY AND THE GIRLS NOO EVERYBODY'S GONE. Jack calling out for his dad my heart hurts no. Dean this is not the time for a beer. UH SAM NO YOU'RE NOT GIVING UP NUH-UH NOPE NOT TODAY. UM SAM, DEAN? YOU'RE NOT SACRIFICING YOURSELVES WHAT THE HELL NO. GOD I HATE CHUCK SOMEONE DESTROY HIM. SHOOT HIM IN THE GODDAMN CHEST, PLEASE. Side note: how cute is Jack in his jammies? Okay back to angst. Dean stop falling asleep on bottles. Jack? What's up honey? Aww cuteness overload from the jammies. Aww Dean found a dog look how happy he is OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE AWWW AHHHH HE'S SO EXCITED. OH MY FUCKING GOD KILL CHUCK KILL HIM I WANT HIM TO BURN ALIVE OH MY GOD PUNCH HIM. Oh hey Michael long time no see? What's up? Tis a shame about Adam, truly. Oh the book? Hey I love how Jack is just off to the side, eating a nougat bar. Hey are they gonna talk now? Oh wow. Um, Cas? How are you calling? I HAVE A REALLY BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. OH MY GOD WATCH DEAN RUN. FUCK IT'S LUCIFER. WHAT DOES HE WANT. LEAVE. LEAVE. THE EMPTY LET YOU OUT AND NOT CAS? BITCH. LUCIFER YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE TEAM. Oh who that lady? Betty. Oh hi Betty. I like Betty. She makes me laugh. Lucifer building a house of cards. Jack you okay buddy? Oh hey Michael. Nobody trust Lucifer. Ohhhh how does God end? Um Lucifer? What are you doing? Why does this entire episode feel off? Wait, Chuck pulled him out? Gross. Kill him. LUCIFER LEAVE JACK ALONE. He will NEVER BE WITH YOU LUCIFER. YEAH STAB HIM GOOD MICHAEL. Jack you seem... Off? Michael you seem off. No question mark. Michael why you lying. Oh yay Sam cracked it. Hey you know the lake reminds me of where Jack was born. Oh yeah, doing spell stuff. Very badass. Um. What happened? Oh fuck. Oh fuck. CHUCK. KILL HIM. BREAK HIM. SAM, DEAN, NOOOO. MICHAEL YOU SON OF A BITCH. OH HE DED. RIP. CHUCK YOU STUPID BASTARD. What now Chuck? Gonna go kick puppies? Oh wait, you already DID. DAMN SAM I'M PROUD OF YOU. OH CHUCK DON'T YOU DARE. NO. NO. OW. NO. NO THIS IS HORRIBLE. THIS IS AWFUL. STOP IT. STOP HURTING THEM. NO. NO. HEY DOES ANYBODY FEEL A WEIRD DÉJÀ VU? LIKE, DIDN'T BECKY MENTION IT? "No classic rock, no Cas"? OH MY GOD THIS IS CHUCK'S ENDING. THE ENDING HE WROTE. FUCK. THE META. IT'S DEEP. NO STOP IT. STOP HURTING HIM. OH MY GOD OWWWW. OH PLEASE CHUCK THEY'LL NEVER STAY DOWN. SHUT THE FUCK UP CHUCK. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU SO HARD. IT IS NOT ENOUGH. FUCK YOU. YEAH SAM HELP DEAN UP. YEAH YOU WON. LOOK AT JACK ALL CUTE IN HIS WHITE SHIRT. Jack you look nice. Is that a new haircut? HAHA Chuck you can't do anything. YESSS!!!!! FUCK YEAH JACK YESS YOU DO THAT YESS I'M SO PROUD. I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU. OF ALL OF YOU. FUCK YES. Wait the book is blank? Wah- oh my god it's monologue time, bitch. I love this plan. It's awesome. Oh so that's what happened to Jack. They tricked you Chuck. Punched you right in your stupid face. METAPHORICALLY. They're not going to kill you. They're better than that. You fucker. Dean's no killer you fucker. Neither is Sam. Oh. Oh yes. OH YESS. THEY'RE WALKING AWAY. THIS IS BETTER THAN I'VE EVER HOPED. I'M SO SO PROUD OF THEM. DEAN SAYS THAT'S NOT WHO HE IS HE LISTENED TO CAS OH MY GOD. I'M SO PROUD OF THEM ALL. MY HEART CAN'T HANDLE IT. OH MY GOD. OH YESS LEAVE HIM TO ROT IN THE DIRT. YESSS. YESSS. YESSSSS!!!!! I'M SO SO SO FUCKING PROUD OF THEM ALL HOLY SHIT THEY DID THE GROWTH THING OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT. YEAH CHUCK THEY LEFT YOU, DEAL WITH IT. YES. I'M SO HAPPY. Aww is Jack going to bring everyone back? *Gasp* is he going to bring Cas back? Are we getting a reunion? OH MY GOD THE MUSIC IS SO NICE. JACK LOOKS SO AMAZING. THE PEOPLE ARE BACK!!! LOOK AT JACK SMILING ALL IN PEACE I'M SO PROUD OF HIM. I'M SO, SO PROUD OF HIM. HE GETS IT. HE GETS THE BEAUTY IN HUMANITY AND IN EARTH. IS JACK THE NEW GOD NOW? DEAN AND SAM ARE SO PROUD OF HIM. OH MY GOD IS JACK NOT COMING BACK? WHAT? WHY? Jack I just want you to know I love you so much. You're so smart and understanding and caring. You're better than God. You're Jack. Dean I know it's hard but Jack knows what he's doing. Jack understands faith. He understands family. He understands love. He understands. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM NOOO DON'T LEAVE ME I MEAN I'M SO PROUD OF YOU BUT NOOO MY BABY YOU'RE A BABY AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE ONE YES. Sam and Dean, alone at the bunker. I'm so proud of them. They've come such a long way ever since the start. They get to be free now. But they're alone. Not for long. Next episode, everyone is coming back.  OH NO THE TABLE. THE FUCKING TABLE. NO NO NO THEY WROTE JACK AND CASTIEL I CAN'T HANDLE IT SOMEONE HOLD ME. LOOK AT THEM DRIVING MY BABIES A MONTAGE OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING THE TEARS NO THEY LOOK SO HAPPY THIS ISN'T GOOD FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH. OH THE FAMILY DINNER. THE COWBOY HATS. THIS ID NOT OKAY. THE DINNER WITH TEAM FREE WILL 2.0 THIS HAS BEEN AMAZING I LOVE EVERYTHING. 

 S15E20 will be posted a few days after the episode!

[hitchell-mope]

(Third film. After “friction”. In mirror world. Doug’s getting a little frantic, desperately trying to communicate with anyone who’s willing to look at him. But once they see it’s him they scoff and walk away. Mostly defeated he goes to where his locker usually is. As he’s searching for his spare cell phone somebody kicks him in the side of his leg)

Mirror!Ben: hey dwarfy

(Doug looks up in gratitude. But it’s not the Ben he knows. This one looks crueller, meaner, more snide. Definitely not the kind soul who’s been his best friend since he’s been born)

Mirror!Ben (mockingly): urgh urgh urgh, c’mon chucklefuck say something. Oh wait, I forgot, you can’t. Here’s Princess Audrey’s homework. You know the rules. She expects an A+ essay. If she doesn’t get the grade she wants and deserves. Your head gets a one way ticket to swirlie town. A’ight?

Mirror!Audrey: is the scrud bothering you?

Mirror!Ben: no your highness. I’m just reminding it of its place. Sixteen rungs below us.

Mirror!Audrey: good, that’s good. Now come with me. The king wants us.

(Doug, having found his phone, send Ben a text message)

Mirror!Ben: “where’s Mal?” Hm. What the fuck is a Mal?

Doug: Mal. Elsa’s adoptive daughter. You’re engaged. You love her. She’s the only one who can help us. Please you have got to believe me!

(From Ben and Audrey’s point of view Doug is just flapping his mouth open. All that’s coming out is vague squeaking noises)

Mirror!Audrey: what’s it doing?

Mirror!Ben: the idiocy’s probably spreading to his tiny little brain. Let’s bounce before we’re infected

(The leave. Doug runs back to the bathroom he arrived in. He takes a few shuddering breaths. And pulls the sink off the wall in rage)

Doug: I need to find. I need to find them. Argh I’d want Evie here but I don’t want to scar her for life. Oh my god. The isle. I just go to the isle and...how am I going to get there? Think Doug think. You were valedictorian for fucks sake! Ooooh. That could work.

(He scrunches up his face. The bathroom melts away and is replaced with a near barren courtyard full of stone statues of children of varying ages)

Doug: oh no. Oh nonononono. This can’t be happening. No please no

(He goes to the Evie statue and caresses it’s shorn head)

Doug (near tears): please don’t let this be happening.

(This is when “so close happens. After the song the dark fairy approaches him)

Maleficent: very well done you clever clever little boy

(Doug pulls off a piece of wrought iron fence and aims it at her neck)

Doug: what do you want

Maleficent: that performance was uh, incredibly moving

Doug: I’m touched. Now what do you want. Because I know this isn’t Chad. He doesn’t give a shit about the island. So this is all your doing.

Maleficent: this is your nightmare dear. So this is, as you say, all you

Doug: I wouldn’t dream of this.

Maleficent: not a pleasant one, no, but one of your greatest fears is being alone and the queens daughter still being on the island is it not?

Doug: yes but

Maleficent: so logically, you dreamed of it happening at least once in your life

Doug: I guess so but

Maleficent: walk with me

(She grasps his shoulder and steers him through the square)

Maleficent: you may be wandering why I am here

Doug: no, I’ve always wanted the birth mother of my girlfriends sister to haunt my mind so this is a giant win for me

Maleficent: ahhh sarcasm, I like that in a boy

Doug: I’m eighteen

Maleficent: yes, but compared to me, you are still a child, insignificant, unimportant, of no use whatsoever to anyone, that is, after all, your worst fear. But I can help you. I can help you become so much more

Doug: I don’t want anything from you. You’re a monster. That’s all you’ll ever be

Maleficent (chuckling good naturedly): oh my sweet little boy. I think I should explain something to. Now pay attention

(This is when “open up your eyes” happens)

Maleficent: so you see my sweet dear little boy. It is best to join me. Or you shall always be alone

Doug (chuckling darkly): you fucking liar.

Maleficent: beg pardon

Doug: this is my dream. As you keep saying. So it stands to reason I have a great measure of control. Which means I can do this!

(He telekinetically shoves her into outside wall)

Maleficent: how, how?!

Doug (multiplying by the hundreds): my dream my rules. You are not hurting my family

(All the Doug’s send the wrought iron pipes straight to the dark fairy’s heart. But she shifts into Mal. The iron pipes disappear)

Doug: not fair

Mal!Maleficent: whoever said I had to play fair?

(She distenergrates the Doug duplicates until the original is left and wraps him up in the iron)

Mal!Maleficent: one thing gives me a query though. You do not falter to maim me. But do so when I take my daughters form. When you still know that under this guise it is I in reality. Why is that?

Doug: not telling. You’ll just use it against us

Mal!Maleficent: hm smart boy. I admire that. Now. I shall once again offer you a choice. Forsake the “heroes” and join me and win. Or. Stay stagnant and lose. Your decision little one

Doug: fuck. Off

Maleficent: your choice. You shall stay here until I win. And then. You’ll be king Chad’s vizier

(At the mention of this Doug roars in anger and the iron bindings fly at the dark fairy. She dodged. What follows in a far more serious version of the introductory fight between Peter and Gamora from guardians of the galaxy with Maleficent shifting from Mal to Ben to Gil to Jay to Carlos to Lonnie to Jane to even Doug himself)

Doug!Maleficent (telekinetically lifting real Doug up by the neck): what makes you think you can best me? I am the mistress of all evil. And you! You are naught but a child! You cannot succeed.

Real!Doug (asphyxiating): my dream my RULES

(He breaks her hold on him and falls to the floor. He summons the rebar to his hand and stabs her in the stomach. Except she’s taken Evie’s form)

Evie!Maleficent: why. I love you. Why

Doug (crying): you’re not her

(He pushes the rebar straight through her stomach into it comes out through the other side. She falls backwards and lies on the ground choking and spitting up blood. She screams blue murder. The surrounding area swirls into dust knocking Doug our. He wakes up in the bathroom. And still in the mirror world. Maleficent teleports back through the mirror but is so weak with blood loss she gets stuck half way through. To the mild amusement of Adam and Chad)

Maleficent: do not just stand there dumbly PULL ME OUT.

(The two men heave her out of the mirror and she lays on the floor for a minute trying to catch her breath before grabbing Chad’s ankle and reabsorbing into him)

Chadeficent (Maleficent’s voice): you said he would not put up a fight. He put up a fight! (Chad’s voice) well don’t look at me. He was weak before that blue bitch got to him

Adam: ENOUGH! If we can’t get to the dwarf on a direct level. We attack his daughter. Your mother’s step niece. She was at the fairy’s party wasn’t she?

Chadeficent (Chad’s voice): yeah but she got way (chuckiling) I think she drowned. (Seriously) and she’s nothing to my family. (Maleficent’s voice) we can find her. Chad. You go to the deposed prince. Adam. You go to the council. I shall take care of the child

(She separates herself from Chad again and the three of them head off in separate ways. Maleficent goes to the Evie’s palace. Chad goes to the woods. Adam goes to the council room. In Evie’s workshop Maleficent approaches the slumbering twins, rips out their hearts and speaks into them)

Maleficent (slightly sing-songy): oh boys, wakey wakey, auntie Maleficent has a job for you

(In the forest Ben is unconscious. Well, he is until Chad drops a water balloon on his face)

Chad: get up you lazy sack of shit

Ben: I am not the one who told you to launch a coup alright? That chad, is on you and you alone!

Chad: waaa, waaa, waaa. You know. I’ve always hated magic. Too many sparkles not enough of rich people throwing their weight around like they should. It’s always “altruistic” and “benevolent” and “for the greater good”

Ben: I honestly didn’t know you knew those words

Chad: but now. Skinny ugly she hulk taught me that magic CAN be selfish. It CAN be used by people like me who want everything for themselves. I CAN bend people to my will. I’m gonna be king. So enemies beware

Ben: I swear to you that if you start singing I’ll be forced to cut out your tongue.

Chad: I have the wand

Ben: abd I have the dna of the dark fae in me

Chad: and Mal has human dna in urk

(Ben’s flown to him and pinned him by the neck against a tree)

Ben: you don’t speak of her. EVER!

Chad (choked cackling): I knew that’d get you pissed. You see. I, know, everything

Ben (letting Chad go): violence never solved anything. Different approach. Chad. Buddy. You know that I was kidnapped last year right? I went to the island to try and convince Mal to come back so she could get the proper help she needed

Chad: after she murdered sixteen people cause she couldn’t keep a lid on it. Yes I know. I watched it happen. You both should’ve died. Your point?

Ben: one of the kids keeping me hostage, he looked at me like I was a piece of meat, he tried to sell me gil for the night and he ruined the entirety of queens backlog for me. All within fourteen hours.

Chad (bored): again. Your point?

Ben: even after all that. I still believe the kids that kidnapped me didn’t mean it. They were sacred and hurt and angry. And deep down I believe you are too. Please. Let us help you. I know we can help

Chad: well that’s just the thing ain’t it? I don’t want your help

(He force chokes Ben and forcibly puts him on his knees. The wind picks up and the sky darkens. Lightning strikes the ground)

Chad: je vais te transformer en une bête/sauvage sauvage mal aimé/un monstre/tout comme ceux que tu laisses entrer chez moi/bibbidi bobbidi boo!

Ben (in a tremendous amount of pain): That doesn’t even rhyme. They’re meant to rhyme

Chad: I DON’T CARE!!!!

(The screen goes black as Ben is heard screaming, then roaring in pain. In the council room Adam has gathered Leah and Royston to talk)

Royston: what is happening Adam?

Leah: Audrey won’t answer my cellular phone calls

Adam: that’s because she hates you ma’am. And she hates you because those things have poisoned her against you. Against all of us with any reason. And it’s all my idiot sons fault for letting them have free reign of the kingdom. But not anymore. I’m taking back my kingdom. With a little help.

Leah: from whom?

Adam: your grandson for one Royston. And...

Leah: and?

Adam: now here’s where it gets a tad awkward

Royston: how so?

Adam: Leah, to take back the kingdom I have had to ally myself with a creature of whom you are not fond.

Leah: what do you mean?

Adam: your grandson has been possessed by Maleficent. I am working with them to take the kingdom back and send the evil spawn back from whence they came.

Leah: no, she can’t be back, no. I shan’t allow it

Adam: eh too bad, she’s here. And she’s not leaving

Leah: I will not let that creature harm me a second time

Adam: it’s already done! And then Audrey shall marry chad and all will be as it should be

Leah: Phillip and Aurora

Adam: lost the election. So did Cinderella. They lost. I won. And I shall do so again

Leah: my arm, it hurts

Adam: I don’t care. I say let nature take its course

Leah: oh!

(She takes a few final stuttering breaths and slides out of her chair, life gone)

Royston: what was that?

Adam: a heart attack I believe. Pity really. Now I only get to use this once

Royston: use what onc-

(Adam’s pulled out a handgun and shot Royston in the head. He too falls down dead beside Leah)

Adam: this, my dear old friend. I’m am truly sorry for the both of you. But I cannot risk either of you interfering in my plans. So you see why I did what I did and soon (a cabinet door behind him creaks) well. I might just get to use that second bullet as well. Let’s see what we have here then shall we? (he walks over to the cabinet and opens it up to find Matty Sykes chowing down on a plate of liver) and just who in the hell are you?

Matty: Matthew Jerome Sykes, at your service. Liver?

Adam: no. Thank you. What were you doing in here

Matty: watching you kill the old people

Adam (flatly): adorable. Come on then (he heaves the boy out of the cabinet and sets him on the table) what’ll it take for you not to divulge anything you may or may not have seen in the past twenty minutes?

Matty (immediately): money. The royal treasury to be precise

Adam: really?

Matty: yes. I don’t wanna be here. I miss my dad. I only can’t here to get the dough that de Vil owes my family. After that I’m leaving

Adam: and how old are you?

Matty: eight

Adam: well you are very articulate for an eight year old. Especially for one from

Matty: the place you put my father after you brought him back from the dead. I know.

Adam: who is your father?

Matty: Bill Sykes

Adam (realising): oh. The loan shark

Matty (happily): That’s him. Oh um I’m gonna need that

(He takes the gun from the table)

Adam: whatever for?

Matty: this (he shoots Leah’s corpse in the head) now both bullets are gone and (he throws the gun out of the open window into the lake) now there’s no murder weapon. You’re exempt. My liege

Adam: you are a very clever boy. How much from the treasury are you seeking?

Matty: all of it. I aim to leave this squalid little kingdom dirt poor. And miss De vil ran up a pretty inordinate tab.

Adam: I see. Well then perhaps you can help me?

Matty: as long as I get the money my father wants I don’t care what I have to do. I’ll gladly blow this place up to kingdom come if it comes to it

Adam: nothing quite so drastic, no. Tell me. Have you met Chip Potts yet?

Matty: the blonde hat stand with the gimpy head?

Adam: we no longer use that word. Disabled is the operative phrase

Matty: oh sure you can call me spawn but I can’t call a guy a gimp?

Adam: yes. He’s different. One of mine. You don’t belong here. Remember?

Matty: tell me sir, has a child with a belly full of liver ever jumped full force onto your foot from a reasonable height?

Adam: no

Matty: do you want that to happen. Remember now you don’t have a gun. And I grew up on the island. So choose your words carefully huh?

Adam (sighing deeply): oh alright. I’ll no longer call you spawn if you don’t use that word when talking about chip. Deal?

Matty: deal. Now what have you got planned

Adam: I need you to be my planner. You look trustworthy. I’m assuming the others like you. So I want you to track down track Ben’s friends and lead them to me. Ok?

Matty: eh, sure, whatever gets me the money

(He hops off the table and walks to the door, he stops, turns around and faces Adam again)

Matty: does this make you a villain?

Adam (far too quickly): no. No it does not. I’m not the villain. I’m a man who lives his home and wants to reclaim the natural order of what he created. If people get hurt. Then it’s no fault of mine. How bad can I be if I’m trying to fix things

Matty: ooookay

(This is when “how bad can I be” happens. At the cathedral Harry’s woken up. He picks up the ember from the floor and heads towards Mal. His entire arm turns to iron and he grabs Mal by the thrust burning her skin. She struggles for a bit but Evie body slams him to the floor saving her. The ember goes skittering across the floor)

Mal: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!

Harry: oh like you wouldn’t do that to me if you had the chance

Evie: this is true. Very very true. And I’m about to prove you correct

Mal: actually I am.

Evie: soit mon invité

(Mal walks up to Harry, summoning the ember as she does so, and steps on his hand until the bone crunches)

Mal: has anyone ever told you that you look astoundingly like Noseferatu.

Harry: who?

Mal: a vampire. The first film vampire. I hate them. Overly emaciated literal blood suckers that they are. I’ll never understand how they became a sex symbol in concept when they’re all disgusting night walkers

Evie: blame Twitlight. And the CW.

Mal: true, true. Now where was I. Oh yes

(He eyes glowing glow briefly and Harry gets thrown out of the entrance window)

Evie: where’d you send it?

Mal: we need jay

(At the quad Uma is conspiring with the Hook sisters and jay is scowling at them when Harry falls out of the sky followed swiftly by Mal who slams down with her wings and Evie who’s holding Hadie’s arm behind his back. Harry tried to get up but Mal kicks him in the head the goes to hug jay and Carlos)

Mal: hey guys

Carlos: you alright mom?

Mal: I am now kiddo. And soon I’ll be even better once I do this

(She disengages from them and slams her fist into Harry’s stomach. Uma watches on coldly)

Mal: besides Maleficent chad and Adam you are the worst person I have ever known. And nobody will mourn you once I’m done. Because no one’ll care. Because you don’t deserve ANYONE!

(Harry spits up some blood. She force chokes him and throws him into the air)

Jay: can I do something?

Mal: yeah?

Jay: I was thinking of making him small, much better looking, easily pluckkable. Thought? Yay or nay?

Mal: do what you gotta do my friend

Jay (as Harry falls down from the sky): tayir

(Harry’s enveloped in gold smoke and lands on the ground head first, transformed into a parrot)

Carlos: that’s one helluvan improvement

Jay: I thought so.

Parrot!Harry (in his irritating squawky voice): what the fuck did you to me

Jay: made you better

Evie: why a parrot?

Jay: eh why the fuck not

Mal, Carlos and Evie: excellent reasoning

Carlos: EVERYONE TAKE COVER

(Harry’s flown up and getting ready to attack. This is when “looking out for me” happens. After the song jay turns him back into a human and he crashes to the ground)

Jay: it’s not fun if you enjoy ya dunce

Harry: well no ones gonna enjoy what happens next.

(He summons Harriet to him by the throat and starts choking her)

Harriet: ...why...?

Harry: you lied to me. FOR NINETEEN YEARS

(Cj rushes over intent on freeing their sister)

Harry: and you

(He bends CJ’s wrist back until it cracks)

Harry: you helped her

Cj: you’re hurting me

Harry: good. Now ya know how I feel.

(Hadie teleports from Evie to Harry)

Hadie: the both of them more then deserve it. But this isn’t the way and

(A gunshot rings out from the castle. Swiftly followed by another two minutes later)

Mal: what the fuck was that?

Jay: your guess is as good as mine

(Evie takes the ember and siphons off Harry’s magic)

Evie: there. Now everything’s relatively back to normal. “Your majesty”, lead the way

Uma: she is not leading me anywhere

Jay: Mal knows Auradon. You don’t. So yeah. She’s leading us

Carlos: you four can stay here and wait for a coma. Or you can follow my mother

(Reluctantly Uma and the hooks agree to follow Mal)

Hadie: how did it feel using magic?

Harry: not as good as vodka. But close enough

Hadie: they’ll come around. I know they will.

Harry: I hate them. They hate me. And it ain’t bout to change

Hadie: sadly I think you’re right. But I’m a hopeless optimist. So I’m believing the best.

Harry: now who’s an idiot

Hadie: oh I’m that too. Just an optimistic idiot

Carlos: Jay, could you poof us back to our room? I have an idea. Is that alright mom?

Mal: you know you’re ideas are always welcome.

(Jaylos teleport away. The others walk back to the school. In the council room a certain dark fairy is furious)

Maleficent: what the fuck was that?

Matty: gunshots ma’am

Maleficent: oh, Matthew, you are here. How?

Matty: Cruella owes my father money. And I’m intent on acquiring it

Chad: you’re that one who tried to steal my room

Matty: dwarf said it’s my room now. You graduated. Having met you I’m very surprised that you did

Chad: is this little shithead dissing me?

Maleficent: he is insulting you

(She conjures up glass shards to act as a mirror and spies the vks walking up to the castle)

Maleficent: they’re here. Of course they fucking are. Dammit. DAMNIT. Not only do I not have the ember, my daughter and my ex husbands many bastards have it instead, I am about to be beset by teenagers and their morals. This is not my week.

Chad: you were married

Maleficent: yes. You met him. Hades

Chad: hobo man?

Maleficent: the very same. Though sometimes he is hobo woman.

Adam: explain.

Maleficent: Hades is the mother of the one woth the face of the animal that goes through trash. Chad. Come woth me. Adam stay here. We’ll be back presently

(The two teleport to the hall of armour)

Maleficent: tell me. Do you know of Substitutiary Locomotion?

Chad: no

Maleficent: then follow my lead. And no improving

Chad: eh. Ok

(This is when “Substitutiary Locomotion” happens)

[classic-rock-roller]

1. Your band is on tour in Italy and on some off time you’re taking a guided tour of St. Mark’s Square (Piazza San Marco). It’s March, so it’s a bit chilly. Bonham’s wearing an insulated flannel over her shirt and has it unbuttoned. It’s getting windy, so it’s getting colder, and at one point you see Erik pull one of Bonham’s arms out of her sleeves, wedge himself into the shirt next to her, and put his arm into the sleeve. Bonham gives him a silent look of ‘what the fuck?’ and he explains by saying “It’s cold.” How do you, Bonham, and the band respond?

Me: You should have brought your own jacket. 

Bonham: Get out of my jacket. 

Daryl: Don’t stay like that for long. The Media will have a field day. 

Linus is trying to find gelato and has left the group. 

2. While in Italy, most of the band is experiencing extreme jet lag seeing as once you landed and went through customs, you hit the ground running with activities. You’re on a boat traveling to a venue on a small island, and you’re awake talking to Bonham. You reach up to adjust your jacket on your shoulder, and Linus’ head tips slowly onto your hand (he’s asleep) as the boat rocks. How do you and Bonham react, and do you try to move your hand?

We both look at each other and I mouth ‘What do I do?’ She just shrugs. So I let my hand go numb so that he can get some sleep. 

3. Your band is on the bus in Italy heading to the airport late at night, and you and Bonham are awake, Linus and Daryl are asleep, and Erik’s drifting off. He rests his head on her shoulder, and you watch as you two are talking that his head slides slowly down to her chest. She picks up his head with her hand gently and lays it back on her shoulder, and he purposely puts his head back on her chest. “Don’t move me, your boobs are comfy.” he says. How do you two respond?

Me: Erik I know you’re tired but that’s a little too invasive. 

Bonham: You have exactly two seconds to move your head. 

4. You and Kevin ripped the carpet out of your house and replaced it with hardwood. You and Kevin love it, and so do Bonham and Randy. It takes some getting used to, and everyone slips a couple times (without falling), except Bonham. Every time she slips she falls, and every time she falls Kevin laughs. She falls again one day, and she immediately shouts, “I am the only one who’s fallen on this God damn floor!” How do you and the boys respond?

Me: Are you ok? At least you didn’t fall down the hardwood steps. I’ve done that about five times. 

Kevin: Christ how can you be so clumsy?

Randy: You both are really clumsy. 

5. You and Bonham are debating taking a plane somewhere to do some press, and Bonham is having a problem. “I hate air travel, it’s not the same as it used to be.” Kevin comes into the room just then and says, “I know right it really isn’t. We used to wear suits, dammit!” Bonham just kinda sighs. How do you respond?

“Kevin, you’re not helping. Go write lyrics or something.” 

6. You and Bonham and the boys bring your sister and Chuck to dinner one day to a fancier type of restaurant. There’s an old 40′s jazz song playing when you get there and your sister muses, “Who’s this?” Chuck says, “This is Ozzy.” Bonham just looks at him, half angry and half disappointed, and says, “This is Frank Sinatra.” How do you, your sister, and the boys respond?

I’d roll my eyes. 

Sister: Even I know this is Frank Sinatra. Christ. 

Kevin: This sounds nothing like Ozzy. 

Randy: You need to brush up on your music history. 

7. You and Bonham are sitting in on QR’s studio sessions for Metal Health and she’s not thrilled that Kevin’s so enthused to record a cover of a Slade song. “You have to develop a reputation on your own merit, you can’t try to debut yourselves doing stuff other people came up with.” Kevin doesn’t listen to her, and after their second take of it he asks you what you think. Bonham fake coughs and says, “Hack. Hack and the Hack Tones.” How do you think they did and how do Kevin, Rudy, Carlos and Frankie respond to her comment?

Me: It was pretty good. 

Kevin: Bonham stop that. 

Rudy: She kind of does have a point tho. 

Carlos: Hopefully it doesn’t get too huge. 

Frankie’s fiddling with his drum kit and didn’t hear. 

8. Kevin comes home with a case of Coke one day and he pulls out two. “Bonham I dare you to chug this in 30 seconds or less.” She agrees, but as it’s a soda (and it’s cold), she struggles a bit. Her eyes tear up after about ten seconds, and when she finishes, she has a long burp before saying, “Polar bears shouldn’t give this to their babies.” How do you and Kevin respond?

Kevin: I didn’t think you’d do it. 

Me: Well, now you owe her 50 bucks. Pay up. 

9. Bonham’s loading some stuff into the car so you and the boys can take it to goodwill, and on the last trip she puts her soda in her back pocket so she doesn’t have to make a wasteful trip. Randy spies it and says, “What are you doing?” She shakes her hips a little and says, “I got a beverage in my butt! Take a sip, pretty boy!” How does he react and what do you and Kevin say?

Randy blushes a bit and Kevin bursts out laughing. I don’t know how to react so I just keep placing things in the car. 

10. Kevin’s been wearing through his sheets lately, and one day when Bonham’s over he says, “I’m sick of this, I have a big ass hole in my bed!” Bonham giggles a little before saying, “You have an asshole in your bed?” How do you and Kevin respond?

Kevin: Real mature Bons. 

Me: You walked into that one, Kev.  

11. You and Bonham were babysitting your little cousins all day, so you’ve had to watch your language. When Randy and Kevin come to pick you both up, they ask how it went, and the first thing out of her mouth is, “Can I fucking swear now?” How do the three of you respond?

Me: Yes you can. 

Randy: I take it, it didn’t go well. 

Me: No, it went ok. They’re just handfuls. 

Kevin: I’m glad I didn’t draw the short straw this time. Last time I babysat them with you they dyed my hair pink. 

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1) You and Kevin take your singer to the hospital after her friend Brit broke her ankle. She’s snapping at Kevin the entire time but when the doctor comes in she’s super nice to her. Kevin scoffs and goes, “So you’re nice to the Doctor?” Your singer whips around and goes, “She. Has. The Drugs.” How do you and Kevin respond?

2) You and Kevin are sitting on the couch when your singer comes home from her day camp job. She drops her bag on the couch and you notice her arm wrapped in a bandage. You ask her what she did and she goes, “Oh that? A kid bit me today at work hard enough to leave teeth marks and draw blood. So I just bandaged it so I wouldn’t bleed everywhere.” How do you and Kevin respond?

3)  You go out to dinner with your singer, Randy, and Kevin for your birthday. Your singer gives you a huge box and when you open it, you go, “It’s a globe.” Your singer says, “Yes because you deserve the world.” How do you, Randy, and Kevin respond?

4) Daryl has been bugging your singer after he found out that she dated a girl before she met Kevin. He keeps asking her how and why and one day while you, Kevin, and Randy are in the studio with her and Daryl she whirls around on him and says, “Do you want my honesty? I can fuck a guy and not care I can fuck a girl and not care it doesn’t really matter to me.” How do you, Daryl, Kevin, and Randy respond?

5) Your singer is eating caramel out of a small cup and since she doesn’t have a spoon, she’s licking it out of the cup. Kevin walks by and says, “Enjoying yourself there?” Your singer stops and gives him a smirk before saying, “Yup, I’m practicing my tongue action.” How do you, Kevin, and Randy respond? 

6) Brit is still on tour with you and one day she’s helping set up and your singer is directing how you want the stage set up. Brit screams across it, “Shut up!” Your singer stops and shouts back, “How exactly are you going to make me shut up?” “Not how you want me to.” How do you, Kevin, and Randy respond?

7)  Your singer gets really drunk one night and while your and Kevin are helping her to bed, she mumbles, “I don’t feel so good.” and before you know it, she’s puked in the hallway all over Kevin’s shoes. How do you and Kevin react and what do you do?

8) Kevin is sitting at the kitchen table and is grumbling over his morning coffee. Your singer comes out all chipper and goes to him, “Good morning! Sleep well?” He grumbles again and she asks, “Who pissed in your cheerios?” How does Kevin respond and what do you and Randy say? 

9) You and your singer have been in a bit of a slump lately. You’re just trying to form your band. To make some money, your singer gets you a job at her restaurant serving tables. She’s told you that you have to hold your tongue most of the time. While there the first day, you notice an older man constantly trying to touch her, and while she’s uncomfortable, she doesn’t stop him. You ask her why and she says, “If I told him to stop, I wouldn’t get tipped and then we wouldn’t make money.” When she goes back over to the table, he does it again. What do you do? 

10) You, Kevin, and your singer are sitting on the couch watching a movie when all of a sudden your singer goes, “Oh god,” and runs to the bathroom. The both of you can hear her getting sick. When she comes back out, you ask her what’s wrong and she goes, “Oh when I get really anxious I get nauseous and feel like I have to throw up but that’s the first time I have.” How do you and Kevin respond?

11) Your singer wants to take you, Kevin, and Randy to the beach she went to as a kid. While there, your walking along the street when someone comes out of the bar and goes, “You’re from Quiet Riot and War Angel right?” Your singer looks at him and goes, “Who’s asking?” “I own the bar over there and my act for the night just quit. Could you maybe fill in?” How do the four of your respond and what happens at this gig?

@osbournebemydaddy your move Bons 

[thearrangment-phff]

XXIV. Terms

January 2017

Isabella and Harry were able to be in their room until the New Year's Eve Ball that the Prince of Ligne was hosting. Most of the day and a half was spent talking and Harry had opened up more about his mother to Isabella. Which she thought was a big milestone in their relationship because she knew it was hard for him to talk about his mother in the first place. The stories never got to her death. They were mostly about his childhood and even got to talking about the divorce and how they struggled even more with the press.

New Years was a blur for Isabella. She remembered Harry and being with her family but once it hit midnight everything was forgotten. She woke up around 3 in the afternoon the next day only to find her mother had packed her a bag and informed her she was going to London to meet the Queen.  

The thought of a hangover was gone and filled with shock. Isabella was going to meet the Queen of the United Kingdom, Harry's grandmother, with a hangover. She stormed to her brother Alexander for remedies to get rid of any sign of alcohol then to her mother and grandmother Yolande for a refresher on etiquette.

When they finally landed in London, Harry's personal secretary had informed them they would be meeting the Queen on the second of January. So, Isabella had an extra day to settle in and not be so overwhelmed. Though she wasn't let off the hook with meeting company.

Charles had come to her saying he arranged a family dinner where she would be introduced to Camilla, William, Kate, and their children. Harry watched as Isabella smiled at her father but her hands told another story as the curled and began to shake. She continued to smile and excused herself away to get ready.

Harry was left alone with his father and the look on his face meant he wanted to talk.

"Before you ask everything is fine now. I think her family has family accepted me and the past couple of days were good."

"That's good to hear, but that isn't what I was going to say," smiled Charles.

"Oh, what is it then?"

"After dinner, we will host the heads of several royal houses Isabella is related to. We will be discussing the terms of the marriage between you and Isabella," explained Charles.

"Terms? We have terms? Wouldn't that also give away that this marriage was supposed to be arranged?" Asked Harry.

"We won't be giving anything away, but Isabella's parents have asked that we sit down and discuss terms. They won't be able to come but have sent family remembers as representatives," continued Charles.

"Pa, seriously? What terms are there anyway?!"

"Whether Isabella will be able to marry you for one. Prince Carlos, Duke of Parma is head to the Royal House of Bourbon-Parma and his brother is Dutch ambassador to the Holy See so getting the Pope's permission for your marriage may be needed. Another is whether Isabella will forgo her Catholic religion, another thing the Pope has to agree with. Whether she will keep her title is another question. Her dowry, the jewels, and the land that will come with her as well will need to be discussed. Shall I say more?" asserted Charles.

"No. Will that really need to be discussed?"

"From the looks of it, Isabella's family is trying to keep you away from everything she owns. If she were to die before you, you would gain nothing. You would be lucky to have children with her should that happen or else this is all for nothing."

"I understand," mumbled Harry.

"I have to go get dressed. I suggest you do the same then drive with Isabella to Clarence House in an hour. We will be waiting."

"Okay," replied Harry.

"Oh and Harry. Do not tell your brother about any of this." Harry gave his father a nod and turned around to look at the empty room. Isabella came out 20 minutes later dressed for dinner then Harry left her alone to go change himself.  

As Harry pulled up to Clarence House he caught a glance at Isabella messing with her engagement ring not saying a word, "Are you nervous?"

"A little. Though I shouldn't be," muttered Isabella.

"It's okay to be nervous. I was nervous whenever I met your family."

"I know. I just tired and this was unexpected. I'm just confused right now," replied Isabella still not looking up.

"What are you confused about?" Asked Harry.

"Nothing. Can we please drop it?"

"Okay."

Though Isabella wasn't impressed with Clarence House as Harry thought. She was acting weird since they landed in London. Isabella simply kept on messing around with her engagement ring without rarely talking, which for her was unusual.  

Isabella didn't pay attention as she was led through Clarence House. Her mind on clicked when she was standing in front of Harry's brother and his family. When she shook William's hand his immediate attention went to the ring on her finger then turned to his wife. Her eyes went slightly large for a second before calming down and smiling at Isabella.

"It's so nice to meet you. William and I were so excited to hear you were coming to London," smiled Kate.

"Yes. It's lovely to meet you too. Your children are absolutely adorable."

"Excuse George, he can be a bit shy sometimes," inputted William.

"That's no problem. My nephew is very similar," added Isabella before she crouched down to the little boy's height. Isabella stuck out her hand, "Hello. I'm Isabella, but you can call me Belle."

"I'm George," replied the little boy in a hushed manner.

"Hello George, how old are you?" Asked Isabella as he picked up three fingers, "That's a very big number," smiled Isabella as she got back up. "And this little one must be Charlotte. Oh, she is beautiful. Her name is lovely too, my grandmother and great-grandmother bore that name."

"Thank you. The name Charlotte does suit her very well now," agreed Kate.

"Let us all sit down to eat!" Announced Charles as Camilla stood by his side.

Isabella was seated between William and Camilla with Harry across from her. Kate was on Harry's left and Charles at his right with Charlotte closest to Kate and George with William. Camilla immediately struck up a conversation with Isabella about her family but once they got to Isabella's job working for the United Nations that's when Isabella got passionate. She mentioned working in favor of women's rights and for the welfare of immigrants and refugees escaping their either war-torn countries or leaving because of natural disasters. Isabella found Camilla the easiest to get along with at the table, save Charles and Harry.

William was able to put in a couple of thoughts but tending to George took all of his attention. Even then, Isabella found him to be aggressive and ignorant when trying to talk about either women's right or refugees. Kate had kept quiet, not bothering to contribute to the conversation.

When everyone was done Camilla had finally asked the question Harry had been trying to avoid. He wanted to tell his brother that Isabella had a title of her own in a more private setting, but the question came up and Harry had looked to his father in surprise.

"Isabella, what does your family do?"

"Well my father is a banker and my mother works for the Grand Ducal Family of Luxembourg," answered Isabella.

"Oh, she is a secretary or something?" Asked Kate.

"No. She carries out engagements on behalf of my uncle Henri when he first became Grand Duke."

Harry cleared his throat, "Isabella's uncle is Henri, Grand Duke of Luxembourg. Will, you remember the older Grand Duke when we were younger. He and granny are good friends."

"I faintly remember him. I don’t think Harry mentioned you were related to royal houses," replied Will.

"Surely you have no title since your mother is the princess right?" Asked Kate.

"I do have a title of my own actually. My mother married my father, an Archduke of Austria so I bare the female form of that."

"Though the monarchy doesn't exist so that title isn't anything right," added Will.

"The monarchy doesn't exist, but Isabella also holds the title princess in the Belgian nobility," corrected Harry.

"So many titles," interrupted Kate with an awkward tone.

"Yes, well coming from hundreds of years of royal blood can give you a few connections," agreed Isabella.

"Really? Harry and my father really didn’t clarify."

"My grandmother Josephine Charlotte was a Princess of Belgium. My other grandmother Yolande was born a Princess of Ligne. My grandfather was the Grand Duke and the other was the son of an Emperor."

"So the weddings going to be huge," joked William.

"Isabella is one of six," informs Charles.

"Oh, that sounds interesting! How many brothers? How many sisters?" Asked Camilla.

"The eldest is my sister Marie Christine. Then there's Imre, Christoph, and Alexander. Finally, there's me and my younger sister, Gabriella," answered Isabella.

"Do any of your siblings have children?" Asked Kate.

"My sister has 2 sons, my brother Imre has 2 daughters and my other brother Christoph has one daughter and another baby on the way."

The rest of the night was painful. Isabella answered everyone's questions, but sometimes in not a nice manner. Though in Isabella's opinion, most of them seemed like they were attacking her family. From the number of kids they had to the literal titles of Archduke and Archduchess being meaningless. She didn't take kindly to the comments made about her family being nothing.

Though she had a great shame from being a Habsburg her ancestors included families like the Medici's and Sforzas who paved the way for the Italian renaissance to occur. Kings and Queen of Spain and France. She was the descendant of prominent men like Louis XIV of France, Henry IV of France, Charlemagne, Ferdinand II of Aragon, and Henry VII of England. There were also great women like Isabella of Castile, Empress Maria Theresa, Margaret Beaufort, Catherine de Medici, and Caterina Sforza. She wasn't nothing and neither was her family.

Harry had tried to explain things to Isabella, but once she was mad there was nothing that was going to change that. Harry himself had accidentally said some rude comments about Isabella's family so he had been in that position. William was as oblivious to Isabella's family as Harry was in the beginning. Kate was even more ignorant of Isabella's life.

Isabella grew up speaking four languages. She was educated close to home until she decided she wanted to leave to England for a boarding school. Then decided that she wanted to move to the United States for a university. Rather than stay at her job working for her father she left a stable environment to work for the United Nations. When all of that was going on she would fly to France, Belgium, Liechtenstein, and Luxembourg for weddings, birthday celebrations, and christenings. She rubbed elbows with other European royalty, both the disposed and the ruling.  

When Harry invited William to join he and their father to talk terms about his upcoming marriage to Isabella he had declined. Then Kate whispered some things in his ear and he changed his mind telling the table it would be a learning experience. Isabella was beyond annoyed by the time they were done eating. The only thing that cheered her up was the sight of Joachim and a mystery man who looked similar to the Belgium prince that Harry didn't know.  

With Charles, William, and Harry standing at the entrance entered a large group of men that Harry didn't know. Charles barely knew them. Just as in the beginning they shook the hands of Charles but could care less about William or Harry. William had no idea was going on and Harry's nerves had returned and stronger than ever.

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Sleepover

prompt: “right to the good parts” 

#7 “I’ve never seen anything like the way you handled that situation. I’m just so moved” + 

#9 “We’re hiding from the authorities and it’s very close quarters in here. I can feel your body against mine” + 

#4 “We slept in the same bed for space reasons but now we’re just waking up and there’s something about your bleary eyes and mussed hair”

pairing: Harry Hook x LonnieSister!reader

notes: this is actually my very first request and i’m writing this at 2 am and wow I think this is terrible and I kinda went overboard but I hope it’s not that bad and hope y’all enjoy

Being the oldest daughter of Mulan and Li Shang, you were always taught to never let your guard down and to be alert. So, naturally, when you noticed your younger sister Lonnie sneaking around your shared dorm in the dead of night, the red alarm in your head blared loud and clear.

“What do you think you’re doing?” you demanded, sitting up in your bed. Your sister’s entire body froze in the middle of your dorm, surprised you were even awake. 

Lonnie should have known nothing was going to get past her older sister. 

“Mal went back to the Isle so Ben and the other VKs went to get her, but Ben got kidnapped and now I’m going back with Jay and Carlos to save him.”

Long story short, you forced your sister, Jay and Carlos to bring you with them. It wasn’t a difficult task-they knew better than to say no to you. You weren’t like Lonnie. She was the happy, go-lucky warrior-princess, while you were trained since birth to be the successor of your parents’ legacy. 

So, the next day at noon, you were on the Isle of the Lost on a mission to save your new king. The Mal had lead you to the docks of the island, where a huge ship waited in front of you.

You stayed out of sight while everyone had their rap-battle, opting to scout the area and form a back-up strategy, just like your mother had taught you. You spotted Ben being held at the edge of the plank by a pirate in a red coat.

After everyone had stopped singing, the plan burst into motion. Uma wasn’t stupid, and she had quickly realised the wand given to her was a fake. Smoke bombs were fired, and you jumped down from your post.

Essentially, you were the muscle of the group and it was your job to hold as many people off and keep anyone from getting hurt. Jumping in front of a cornered Ben, you yelled for him to run as you easily took down the two attackers. Turning, you swiftly kicked down the other two sneaking up behind you.

Your moves were smooth, calculated. You raised your hands, gripping your sword tightly, ready to swing when it caught on something. You fell forward from the pent up force, but quickly recovered, turning to see your opponent.

There stood the pirate from earlier, the one that was holding Ben. In his hook-clad hand hung your sword. “Lookin’ for something?” 

The pirate wore a smug look on his face, yet you mirrored him, smirking when his expression melted into one of confusion. 

In a flash, you had pulled out your father’s sword and knocked the hook out of the pirates hand. The shiny thing landed a few feet away and this distracted him enough for you to give him a swift kick to the gut. 

You grinned at his baffled look as he fell backwards onto the ground. “What, never been beaten by a girl before?” You snorted sarcastically, pinning him to the ground with the sword he had taken from you.

He shook his head, eyes wide, “No, love, it’s just... I’ve never seen anythin’ like the way you handled that,” he moved his hand against his chest, “I’m just so moved.”

You rolled your eyes, bowing carelessly before turning away to kick even more pirate ass. 

You noticed Evie and Carlos retreating into the tunnel and you made your way over to Lonnie, jumping in front of her to defend a blow. “Lonnie, go!”

You kicked the pirate off the edge into the water, briefly glancing up to see Lonnie’s silhouette disappear through the pipe. You were too focused in trying to hold as many pirates off that you didn’t notice your team leave. 

Once you did, however, it was too late. You had stopped your next move to dart to the exit, but a strong hand caught your wrist.

“Leaving so soon?” A voice taunted. The voice revealed itself to be the hooked pirate from earlier. 

You looked up to wear Mal was standing. If she waited any longer, Uma would catch up. With a sinking feeling in your stomach, you shook your head, “Just go Mal!”

The purple-haired girl opened her mouth to protest against leaving you behind but you cut her off before she could say anything. “Just go! I’ll be fine.”

You looked away as Mal kicked down the bridge connecting your exit to the docks. A sense of dread filled you as you turned to look at the person who had their hand on you. 

“Let me go.” You stated, though you knew they weren’t going to just listen to you. Uma was livid at her defeat and screamed for you to be thrown in the hold.

So there you sat for the rest of the day, plotting your escape. Your weapons were taken away and you were left with only your thoughts for hours. Night came, your heart leaping as you caught a glimpse of the setting sun from the canon hole. This was your chance. 

Pulling out a hairpin, you began to pick the lock. the door came unlocked with a pop and you silently slid outside. The crew was bustling around on the deck, each to their own. You hoped no one would notice you, but of course, the first person you ran into was Gil.

“Hey, guys? I think the prisoner’s loose!”

With that, you darted away from him towards the dock, but the exit was blocked by a group of roaring pirates. You stopped in your tracks and ran the other way, planning to jump into the sea to swim back to Auradon.

Unfortunately, before you could make it far, a hand caught on your wrist for the second time today and pulled you into a dark room. The hand released you, only to slap a hand over your mouth to stop you from screaming.

In the dimly lit room, you came face to face with the same pirate from before. You groaned internally, this man had to stop foiling your plans! 

His hook dug into your side as he cautiously removed his hand from your mouth.

“Where d’ya think you’re goin’, sweetheart?” He taunted, a wide grin on his face and his hand placed against your head, trapping you against the wall. You stared at him with narrowed eyes, hands itching to slap his hand away.

“My name’s Y/N, not ‘sweetheart’.” You growled, eyes staring into his. He had wiped away most of his racoon-like eye makeup and only now did you stop to notice how bright his blue eyes were. 

“Feisty, aren’t you? Well, love, my name’s Harry, if we’re doin’ introductions. Harry Hook.” He grinned with a sly smile.

“Well, Harry, I’d really appreciate if you’d let me go and stop ruining my plans of escape.” You smiled sweetly, to which he let out a deep chuckle. 

“I’m sorry, love, no can do. You and your little friends tricked us, and now Uma says you’re going to pay.” Harry said, his hook coming up to trail against your cheekbone.

You tilted your head, “well, Uma isn’t here. What do you say?” 

Even in the dark, you could make out the smirk painted across his face as he leaned closer to you to speak, both of his hands now pressed against your waist. You’d be lying if you said you weren’t starting to get flustered. 

“Well, I say we’re hiding from the crew and it’s very close quarters in here. I can feel your body against mine and-” he starts, but you clear your throat to stop his sentence. He notices how your eyes divert to the side, and your cheeks flush the slightest shade of pink, even visible in the dim light.

He smirks at your reaction, but you manage to compose yourself. 

“You know what I say?” You speak lightly, grabbing Harry’s attention. “I say, I have the world’s strongest military leaders as parents and I’m sure they will have no problem trampling your little crew to find me.”

You grin when he forcibly takes your arm and leads you outside to Uma, who has now been alerted of your recent escape. Before she can yell at you, Harry states his point. 

“We need to let her go.”

Uma blinks, unsure whether she heard him right. “Are you crazy? We can’t just let her go!”

Harry shakes his head, “Uma, her parents are Mulan and Li Shang. Do you not think they’ll come to the Isle themselves to get her?”

You don’t know what happens next because after Uma swing her fist at your head, everything goes black.

You wake up after that with your head pounding. You don’t get up at first as you try to remember the events that had happened. You only dart up when you hear a cough come from next to you. 

Sitting there, in a chair with a book in hand, and shirtless, was Harry Hook. You opened your mouth to scream something, anything, but he raises a finger to his lips. 

“Christ, your first instinct has to stop being screaming.”

You roll your eyes at him, rubbing your head. “What the hell happened?”

“Well, Uma knocked you out easy-peasy and she decided to send you home tomorrow.” Harry explained. Your eyes widened. “Really? Why tomorrow?”

“Darling, if you want to swim back to Auradon in the middle of the night, then be my guest.” He muttered, placing his book on the tiny nightstand. You crossed your arms across your chest, glaring at him. “Where am I?”

“You’re in my cabin,” he starts, “and before you ask any questions: it was either this or you sleep next to the rest of the crew.”

You closed your mouth, slumping back against the headboard. “Oh.”

After a moment of silence, you asked in all seriousness, “Are we going to build a pillow wall?”

Harry broke into laughter at your childish question. You scoffed, despite having a small smile on your face. “Hey! It’s a real question!”

After he had recovered from his laughing fit, Harry answered you. “Love, I’m not a creep, or a monster.”

You weighed the possibilities in your head. If he was a creep, he probably would’ve done something by now. You sighed, “Right, sorry.”

You yawned, settling down on the bed. Harry’s cabin was surprisingly homey despite the pirate thing. His pillows smelled like the sea and soap.

“I mean, this wouldn’t be the first time I’m sleeping with a stranger.” 

You rolled over to look at Harry where he had now sat himself down on the bed. You reached out, slapping his muscular arms. 

“I’m only joking.” He laughed, lying flat next to your body. You turned your head away from the ceiling to look at him. Harry’s face was directly in front of yours, now that you were both lying down. His bright blue eyes bored into yours and you quickly averted yours.

“Stop staring.” You said softly, gazing back up at the ceiling. You felt his breath against your skin as he replied, “I’m not.”

You laughed, “Yes, you are.” Turning back to look at him, you notice the smile dancing across his plump lips. 

“Y’know... You’re not as mean as I thought you were.”

It’s your turn to smile. “And you’re not as evil as everyone thinks you are.”

When you fell asleep, there was a real distance between yours and Harry’s bodies, but when you woke up, you had found yourself in a tangled mess of limbs. 

Your cheeks flushed pink as you carefully got out of his tight hold. You tried not to feel disappointed with the lack of warmth now that you were separated and focused on getting home to Auradon. 

“Morning, princess.” Harry’s raspy morning voice said from behind you. You turned, a bright smile on your face despite the situation you were in. It didn’t seem all that bad anymore.

“Good morning, Hook.” You said, stopping when you realised he was staring at you. Again.

“Do I have something on my face?” You ask, hands running across your face, trying to find out why he was looking at you like that.

“No, love, it’s just that we’re just waking up and there’s something about your bleary eyes and mussed hair...”

You roll your eyes, too sleepy to even try hiding your amused smile. ”Very funny.” 

He throws his head back against his pillows once more, before standing up next to you. “You’re quite comfortable to sleep with, Y/N.”

You flip your hair, “Oh, thank you. It’s one of my best traits.” 

“Maybe we can do it again sometime.”

You look up at him, surprised to see his statement being serious. “I’d like that, but are you forgetting the literal barrier between us?”

Harry shrugged, “If I promise to behave will you ask the king to let me come over sometime? Like a sleepover?”

You smile, leaning up on your tiptoes to plant a soft kiss on the pirate’s cheek. “I guess I’ll see you soon, Hook.”

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Barrio Slums and More ch. 7

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The first half of dinner was fine. Papo and Buela were there, with Emily and Alexia on their laps. Beto was standing next to a pretty girl with long curly brown hair and a line of piercings along her ear. Keith remained close to Lance as everyone bustled around to sit at the table. Tia Carla and Tio Ramon had brought their younger kids as well, so although half of Lance’s family was missing, it was a full house.

It must have been new to Keith, seeing so many people in one place, all related. The apprehension was clear in Papo and Buela’s face when they saw Keith. Lance had an overwhelming urge to shield him from their eyes.

But Alexia immediately scrambled off Buela’s leg and pulled Keith’s hand. “Cabito sienta con yo,” she said, tugging him to a seat and claiming the one beside him.

“Keith mijo, you hungry? Have as much as you’d like, there’s plenty to go around,” Mom assured, patting his shoulder. She didn’t question the jacket.

“I was actually going to go,” he said awkwardly. “It looks like a family thing, I don’t want to-”

“Oh hush,” Tia Carla told him. “Every dinner is a ‘family’ thing. Have you seen how many of us there are? Sit down and eat.” She tucked his hair behind his ear, and Lance noticed him freeze, a gentle blush filling his cheeks.

While she called the kids to the table, Lance took the seat on the other side of Keith. “You okay?” Keith nodded with a gentle smile. A smile that caused Lance’s heart to stutter and speed up.

Lance felt like a goldfish, with all the adults glancing at him and Keith. Meanwhile Keith was trying to communicate with Alexia who kept trying to tell him to roll her tortilla in Spanish.

“Cabito, taquito mi tortilla, po’favor,” she whined. She smacked her hands together, but Keith looked lost and confused.

“Um, Keith?” Lance whispered. He grabbed another tortilla and rolled it up. “That’s what she wants you to do for her.”

“Oh,” he said. He did so and Alexia smiled joyously before tearing into her food. Keith chuckled then looked at Lance. “Why does she keep saying cabito?”

Lance smiled. “That’s what she calls you. It’s how she says caballito, which is horse.” Keith furrowed his eyebrows and looked back at Alexia, pulling her hair back from where it fell into her food.

Buela and Papo didn’t speak much. The conversation was mostly run my Tia Carla and her gossip, with Keith laughing more than Lance had ever seen him laugh before. He kept fussing over Alexia, not contributing to the conversation, but completely entertained by it.

Lance enjoyed seeing his mom with her sisters. It was always a party when they were together, with loud, albeit obnoxious laughter, jokes, and conversation. Lance could almost see his mother when she was younger, wearing waist-high jeans, oversized shirts, and lips coated in red lip-pencil. Before she had to drop out of school, before she had to go into house-cleaning, before the strain of the years had left worn lines on a face that had always looked younger than she was. When she was with Tia Carla or Tia Lourdes, she was different. It was like her worries were gone. She was young, playful and naïve again.

During their conversation, Lance noticed his grandparents casting side-eye glances at him and Keith. They glanced at Beto with his pretty friend too, but Lance and Keith were definitely the spotlight at the moment.

Lance noticed Keith subtly fanning himself, moving his off the nape of his neck for the sake of some breeze. His cheeks were slightly flushed, but he Lance knew he wouldn’t take off his jacket.

“Why are you wearing that? It’s summer,” Jorge asked, his voice flat as he looked at Keith with distaste.

Keith’s eyes widened a bit, but he just shrugged. “I get cold easy.”

“It’s like 80 degrees in here.”

“It’s 98 outside,” Jackie supplied while scrolling through her phone.”

“Jorge, eat. Leave Keith alone.”

Jorge stared at his mother and scoffed. “Seriously? If I wore a sweater right now, you’d be yelling at me telling me I was crazy to be wearing it right now, I mean seriously?” She gave him a hard, cold stare, a warning. Jorge rolled his eyes and picked at his food.

Keith seemed a little less enthusiastic, but when Lance’s mom placed a glass of icy cold homemade lemonade in front of him, he looked relieved. As the awkwardness of Jorge’s comment faded, Tia Carla clapped her hands and took a breath.

“Okay, okay, I can’t wait anymore. I have to tell you.” She sat up straighter, everyone’s eyes on her. She looked at her husband before continuing. “I’ve decided to sell the restaurant.”

Papo’s fork clattered. He’d built that restaurant with his bare hands when he was young, and he’d given it to Tia Carla when she first got pregnant. That was meant to be a family restaurant. Even if it shut down, it was meant to be a memory.

“I know, it sounds crazy, but listen. With what I get from selling it, I can open a salon, do nails, do hair. Less paychecks to write, more tips would come in. More to help Lance get back to school, and I’ll be doing what I love!” Lance was aware of everyone above the age of sixteen looking distressed at the news. The kids were simply making a mess of their food.

“That restaurant isn’t yours to sell,” Papo answered gruffly.

“Yes it is. You changed the lease. It has my name on it,” she answered. “I’m making a business decision, I’m not asking permission.”

“You think people are going to trust a Mexican to do their nails?” he spat. “That’s for Asian people!”

“Papo!” Jackie snapped. “God, that’s not true! And slightly racist.”

“What do you expect, he’s like seventy something,” Lance grumbled. “Old fashioned.”

“Oh, don’t you start with me cabron. You’ve brought this boy home already?” Keith froze and stared at Lance.

“This boy is just my friend, which you’d know if you let me explain instead of kicking me out!” he yelled. “God, do you ever support anyone? You kicked Mom out the house when she got pregnant with me, you’re the one who told Esme and Vane to go away for good if they were going to make stupid choices, you don’t support Tia Carla when she’s actually trying to do what she wants, and you suddenly want to disown me because I like guys!”

There was a series of gasps around the table, mainly from the kids, and one from his Tio who didn’t know. “Lance likes boys? He’s a gay?” One of the kids yelled. Lance wasn’t sure which. He was too focused on his grandfather.

“Lance, calmate, this is not the place or time,” his mother warned.

“When will it be?” he asked, his voice breaking. “All they do is judge and complain, but they refuse to change their mindset. They don’t even try to understand why Carlos got in a gang, why Vane wanted to get married so young, why Benny doesn’t talk to any of us, why Esme disappeared instead of having us support her. They don’t try to understand what Tia Carla wants, or what it’s like for you, Ma, to raise all four of us on your own. And they sure as hell don’t try to understand that it’s possible to fall for someone as a person instead of their physical aspects!” He ran a hand through his hair. “For once in your life, could you both just be supportive? Give Tia a chance! Stop looking at me like I’m infected with an incurable, infectious disease!”

“Lance, enough!” his mother snapped. “You don’t talk to your grandparents like that.” He huffed and sat back, vaguely aware of Keith’s nervous, uncertain glances around the table. His hand rested reassuringly on Lance’s forearm. “Carla. Manita, are you sure about this? How do you know you’ll have enough?”

Tia Carla nodded. “I went over the numbers several times. I know I can do this. The girls can work with me. Lance can clean. Or he could get another job, if he’d prefer. I know I can make a profit-”

“I built that place from scratch,” Papo grumbled. “My hands endured blisters and cuts for that restaurant to go up, and I won’t have you selling it!”

“Papa, porfavor!” she yelled. “This is my choice!”

“You have never made a good choice in your life! You took over the restaurant, and now it’s losing business, you didn’t go to school, you dropped out in high school with just a year of that useless makeup class and you think you can run a salon with that? You don’t know what you’re doing, and you never have, Carla, you’re naïve! Leave the business to me.”

Tears spilled from her wide, unblinking eyes. Her lower lip quivered and the slightest sound of a sob squeaked through her pursed lips before she stood up. She grabbed her purse and started pulling her children unceremoniously from their chairs. “Vamonos, we’re going home,” she spat. “Ramon, let’s go.”

“But, mami, we’re eating!”

“I’ll make something at home, let’s go!” she yelled. “Beto, you make sure Nina gets home safe.” The tears running down her cheeks were enough for the kids to realize they shouldn’t talk back and after quick, uneasy goodbye hugs, they left, except for Beto and Nina.

Lance looked at Keith, prepared to apologize in embarrassment only to find him cradling Alexia in his arms, his eyes screwed shut his jaw clenched as he rocked her back and forth. Alexia looked sad and slightly afraid as she clung to him, but Keith looked tense.

Beto was yelling. Lance didn’t think he’d ever heard him yell before. Not like this. “Who do you think you are? My mom has worked hard all her life, while you sit on your ass and let your grandsons do the work in your shop for you! Yeah, you’re our Papo, but you don’t disrespect my jefa like that.”

“Quien chingados te crees tu, malcriado? You want to talk about respect? You were the first one to turn into a mess because your mother never learned how to handle you! Pinche borracho.”

Suddenly Beto was up, and the scrape of the chair made Keith jump beside Lance. Part of him wanted to get Keith away, to calm him down. But the other wasn’t sure if he was needed here with his family. If he’d be needed to calm his siblings, to hold his cousin back, to get order back.

“If I turned into a mess, it wasn’t because of my parents!” he yelled, his face red. “Lance is right, it’s always you! You drive us away, you mess us up with this idea that we have to be perfect or we’re going to hell! If I started drinking it was because dealing with you all the time was what fucked me up!”

“Beto!” Daniela yelled at him. “Enough! That’s enough, enough, enough! No more screaming! Kids, go to bed. Beto, go home. Papa, Mama…. Go. Please. This is not what this dinner should have been.” She was doing her best to keep herself together. Lance could see that.

He stood and leaned over to Keith. “Hey, I’m going to help with my siblings real quick okay? I’ll be right back.” Keith nodded, his remaining shut. Alexia squirmed to get out of his grasp and took Lance’s hand as he led her to her room, gave her some PJ’s and put her to bed.

When Lance came back, he saw Jorge arguing with his mom. “It’s his fault! He’s the one yelling at Papo, making a big deal! And for what? For that guy? You don’t treat Lance like you treat us.”

“Lance is an adult. He’s been on his own-”

“Oh, and that worked out great didn’t it?” he snapped.

She snapped her fingers and raised a hand, but Jorge stared at her. “Ya callate.”

Her narrowed his eyes and lifted his chin. “Are you trying to hit me?” Daniela lowered her hand and stared Jorge down. “Next time, go ahead. I don’t even care anymore.” He turned away, shoving past Lance to get to his room.

“Ma?” She was crying, but she was angry. There was something about the set of her eyebrows when she cried that always left Lance with an unsettling stomach ache, but her anger was more prevalent, and he wasn’t sure how to go about calming her down.

“I’ll talk to you later. Go check on Keith. He’s on the patio.” Lance nodded and he went to the patio.

Keith was staring at the ground, his expression unreadable. “Keith?” Lance whispered. He turned slightly and gave him a half-hearted smile. “Don’t do that. Don’t pretend you’re okay, I know you’re not.”

Keith looked at him and narrowed his eyes. “What do you want me to do? Cry? Fuss over how traumatized I am? Complain again about how trapped I feel? I’ve told you all of that, and there’s obviously nothing either of us can do about it.”

“That’s not true,” Lance insisted, stepping closer. Keith glared at him, but Lance didn’t back down. “I don’t know what’s happening with my family right now. Jorge is different. My grandparents don’t like who I am. There’s fighting all the time. Right now, you’re keeping me sane. Hanging out with you, talking to you, seeing your friends at the restaurant, that’s what’s keeping from crumbling under this bullshit right now. So let me help you too. Even if it’s just complaining, even if it’s you crying, or us fantasizing about life if it had taken a different route. Please.”

Keith stared at him for a second before leaning into him. Lance wrapped his arms around him and suddenly Keith was shaking in his arms. He wasn’t crying. But he was curled into himself, making himself smaller in Lance’s arms. “I hate this. I want to be free,” he growled through clenched teeth. “He’s ruined my life. I don’t feel like myself anymore. I don’t…. I don’t know what I can do, Lance.”

“Um.” They both started and broke apart, to find Beto at the bottom step of the patio. “Sorry. I didn’t mean to eavesdrop. But Lance, Nina…. Um.” He hesitated before he ran a hand through his messy hair and shrugged. “I can help,” he muttered.

“With what?” Keith asked, his voice nervous, guarded.

Beto looked at him with an angry expression. “My old man used to hit my jefa when I was little. It didn’t stop until he left her for someone else and she found Ramon.” Keith gulped and stepped closer to Lance. “I used to take boxing when I was Lance’s age. Carlos taught me some shit too. I can help you.” He stepped up until he was in front of them. “Lance, this is Nina’s number.” He wrote in a sharpie on his arm and then turned to Keith. “This is mine.” He pushed up his sleeve slightly, but Keith didn’t seem to mind. “Tell your ma I’m sorry.” He turned away and went to his car, driving off.

“Do you think that could help?”

Keith looked at his arm. “The last time I fought back….” He gulped. “I don’t know. But I don’t have any other choices.” He sighed and ran a hand through his hair. “I should go. Also… Nina?”

Lance’s face reddened. “Um, yeah. I sort of lied to Hunk and said I met a girl. He told me I should take her to that party so I asked Beto to help me find a fake date. Hunk got the idea that there’s something between us so… I decided to throw him off.”

Keith raised an eyebrow at him and smirked. “You’re… something.” He shook his head and chuckled. “I’ll see you tomorrow, okay?” Lance nodded. Keith put a hand on his cheek then leaned in to kiss the other. Without another word, he left and got into his car.

When he went back inside, his mother was on the couch, looking older than ever. She looked at him then looked away, that same tired, thoughtful expression on her face. “You know I’m upset with you. The way you talked to your grandfather.”

Lance kicked at the ground. “Yeah. But I won’t apologize,” he whispered. She looked at him with dark, angry eyes, but Lance spoke first. “I know, he’s my grandpa, I should respect him, I know. But I’ve spent so long keeping quiet when people shove me around or say degrading things, and I’m tired, Ma. Being away from home, and the little college experience I had, I started getting used to standing up for myself. To speaking up. I don’t want to stop just because it’s family. That’s when I need to speak up most. You saw how he talked to me, to Tia, to Beto. You know I was right. Yeah, I said it the wrong way, but… it had to be said.”

She regarded him with a tired expression. “You still need to apologize to him. You know that.” Lance nodded. “And you should talk to your brother. Lately… I don’t what to do about him.” She stood and started for her room before turning back. “Is Keith okay?” Lance nodded. “Goodnight.”

“Night, Ma,” he muttered as she left. He sighed and went to Jorge’s room, knocking gently on the door. There was no response, so he tried the knob, but it was locked. “Bobo, it’s me. Open up.”

“I don’t want to talk. Leave me alone,” he answered. Lance heard some classic rock music start playing.

He knocked again, jiggling the door knob. “Jorge come on. What’s going on? I heard you talking to Mom-”

“I said, leave me alone!” he called back.

There was something about his voice. Something not right. Something that made the hair on Lance’s neck stand. “Jorge, open the door right now, or I swear I’ll break it down. Please, little dude, come on.” He tried the doorknob again. “We’ll just talk like we used to. Remember, when we’d wake up after Mom left for work, and lay out blankets to watch Harry Potter?”

The door swung open, but what Lance wasn’t expecting was the hard, angry shove he received. “Just because everyone else is sick of your shit, you want to come begging me to talk? No. Fuck off, and leave me alone Lance, I’m not a little kid anymore!” He slammed the door and Lance stared in shock.

He remembered when his brother was the sweetest kid anyone could know. The way he fussed over Jackie when she was born, or over Emily. He remembered the way he always wanted to tag along if Lance went to the park with friends, and how Lance lost him once because he was playing soccer and had left him at the swings. Jorge had been getting a popsicle. Two, actually. One for him, and one for Lance. He remembered when they had to share a room because Buela got sick and stayed with them.

Somewhere in the last couple of years, Jorge had changed. And it could’ve been blamed on puberty or the transition into high school, but… Lance knew his brother. He knew this wasn’t just testosterone talking.

If he was honest, he hadn’t really noticed that change until that second. Until he heard the anger in his voice, saw it in his eyes. Until he’d slammed the door in his face. And it wasn’t just with Lance. It was with their mother too.

Resigned, he shuffled to his room and fell into an uneasy sleep.

**

The rest of the week had gone by before Lance could really process it. Suddenly, it was the weekend and he was helping Tio Ramon with the carne asada outside. He felt sticky from the humid evening, but he didn’t mind too much. It was nice to be there with his family. Most of it at least. Buela and Papo still hadn’t come around, even though Dani had already called and invited them for morning coffee once, and even Tia Carla had suggested going to dinner during the week. They refused both, claiming to be busy.

So it was just Lance’s aunts, uncles, and cousins. That was plenty of people. And still, everyone could feel the absence of Papo and Buela.

Jorge hadn’t spoken to Lance except to relay messages. Jackie said this, Mom said that, Tio needs this. No real conversation. No apologies. It was tense and awkward.

Through the week, Lance had applied for three scholarships and entered ten drawings for money on a scholarship site. He never won, but it was worth a shot. He felt he had a right to relax on his Friday night and drink a beer or two with his uncles. They’d seem to take his sexuality rather well, whether because they preferred to pretend it wasn’t a thing or because their wives had threatened them not to make Lance feel bad, he wasn’t sure. But he wasn’t complaining.

Beto had brought Nina, and Lance noticed he looked a little better. He was eating, and Lance couldn’t remember the last time he smelled beer on his breath until tonight. His hair looked washed, his facial hair shaved a little more. He was playing with his siblings, and Lance could tell even Tia Carla and Tio Ramon were surprised. Uneasy, but pleasantly surprised.

The music, the drinking, the gossip for both men and women went on late into the night. The kids had fallen asleep, sharing beds for space until their parents went home. Beto had taken Nina home a few minutes ago. Lance had just sat down to watch television for a while when his phone rang.

It was an unknown number. Lance ignored it and kept watching the television. His phone rang again, with that same unknown number. Curious, he answered. “Hello?”

“Lance, I need you.” Lance frowned and pressed his phone closer to his ear. “Lance? Are you there?”

“Keith?” he breathed. “Wh-Where are you, what happened, are you okay?” His voice. Oh God, his voice was so broken. It didn’t even sound like him but it was and every part of Lance was tense and afraid. “Keith?”

“I’m at a gas station. It’s close to my place. It’s a long story, but I can’t be here long. Meet me at the Walgreens on Little York, okay?” Lance had a million question, but he couldn’t bring himself to say them aloud. “Lance, I have to go, okay? Please be there.”

“Ke- wait!” The call ended and Lance was left looking at a red screen in terror. He stood, dashing out of the house. “Mom? Mom?” he called. She was dancing with Tio Angel, her eyes bright with the beers she’d had through the night. “Mom, I need the car, it’s an emergency,” he pleaded, as he pulled her aside. “Please, Ma, it’s Keith.” She frowned and nodded.

“The keys are on the table. Be careful.” He nodded and ran back inside.

It took everything in him not to speed down the streets. He couldn’t get to the stupid corner store fast enough. He was the only car there, and he sat there for a few minutes, panicking. He didn’t even have a way to call Keith. Where the hell was his phone? What had happened to him? Nerves were eating away at Lance, and he bit his nails anxiously, unable to stop his knee from bobbing.

There was a tap at his window that made him jump. When his eyes focused, his stomach dropped. It was Keith… but it wasn’t. He opened the door and took his bleeding, swollen face in his hands. “Keith, what? What did he do to you?” he breathed, as tears stung his eyes.

“We have to go. We have to go, he’s going to be looking for me,” he croaked. He pushed his hands away and went around to the passenger side. Lance got back in and drove away from the store, stopping a few blocks down near a club. There were plenty of cars there, they could easily blend in. And there were lights.

He turned to Keith and whimpered at the sight of him. His lip was cut and swollen, blood matted his hair against his temple, and his nose was bleeding. His cheekbone was bruised, and he looked like he could barely keep his eyes open. “Keith,” he murmured sadly.

“It looks worse than it feels,” he groaned. He gulped and took a breath. “He saw Beto’s number on my arm. It was faded, but he could tell it was a number. He lost it.” He groaned and leaned against the window. “I couldn’t stay. He’ll go looking for me, if my friends call, answer, pretend you were asleep, and say you haven’t talked to me since this morning.” Lance stared at him, hating the scarlet color of the blood dripping down his face. “Stop looking at me like that.”

“How am I supposed to look at you? Like I’m overjoyed? Like I’m happy? Like this is at all okay?” Keith took a shaky breath and looked away. “I’m taking you to my place. My mom knows, she can help clean you up.”

“She knows?” he whispered.

“I had to explain how my grandfather found out I liked guys and how that tied into our friendship. My mom’s good about keeping to herself. It’ll be okay.” He didn’t talk as they got to the house. Lance waited for him to get out before leading him inside. All his aunts and uncles were in the backyard, singing along drunkly to music, laughing obnoxiously. Lance could hear them from the bathroom. “I’ll be back, let me get my-”

“No,” Keith said, gripping his hand. “No, Lance. Please. I can barely stand having you see me like this, I don’t want anyone else to see.” Lance’s eyebrows furrowed and he nodded, sitting Keith on the edge of the tub and falling to his knees as he grabbed the first aid kit under the sink.

He wiped his face clean of blood. He had to wash some of his hair as well because it was smeared from one particularly bad hit. That couldn’t have been a fist. Lance didn’t think he wanted to know what it had been.  When Keith was clean, he set to disinfecting his cuts with hydrogen peroxide. Keith winced and screwed his eyes shut, only Lance’s soft shushing to soothe him. Keith’s hands were shaking, but Lance wasn’t sure if it was because of fear, because of anger, or because of the pain. Then he gently smeared some anti-inflammatory ointment on his bruises and cuts, covering what he could with band-aids.

“Here, I can loan you something to sleep in, okay?” Keith stayed seated on the tub, glaring at the floor. “Keith?”

Violet eyes flickered to him sadly before he stood and pulled off his shirt. Lance audibly gasped and stayed frozen in his spot. His stomach and chest were covered in angry welts. Slowly, Lance walked over to him and ran his finger over one that curved over his shoulder and down his collar bone. “What did he do to you?” he whispered.

Keith’s voice was flat, his expression angry. “He said he’d make sure no one else wanted me. That I’d learn my lesson for trying to hurt him.” Lance shook his head, appalled to find several of the angry lashes had broken through skin and the blood had crusted. “He used a cord. I managed to trip him and I hit him with a wok.” He chuckled humorlessly. “Then I ran to the gas station and called you and… had to leave before he looked for me there.”

“You’re not going back,” Lance decided, gritting his teeth.

“I have to. I’m not going to run away. I’m not going to let him control me like that-”

“He’ll kill you, Keith, no. You don’t have to go back!”

“Yes, I do. That’s my apartment. My home. He can’t run me out. I won’t let him.” Keith’s voice was strong beneath the tired breaths, his eyes determined though melancholic.

“Why do you have to be so stubborn, Mullet?” Lance choked before covering his face. “Sit down. Let me help you.”

After the tedious task of coating each injury, Lance brought Keith some PJs and led him to his room. “You can take my bed. I’ll sleep on the couch. Sorry it’s a mess.” Keith shook his head and sat on the bed. He was silent for a while.

Then, as Lance started to walk back, he said, “Lance. Could you maybe ask Beto to come over tomorrow?” Lance nodded and Keith pulled his knees up to his chest. He stared out the window, tensing each time headlights swept the room.

Lance sat beside him and took his hand. “Hey. You’re safe here. You’re safe with me. I promise.” Keith didn’t answer but he leaned into him.

They sat in silence for a while, Lance wasn’t sure how long, but he noticed Keith relax completely, head hanging, hand loose in his own, and realized he was asleep. Lance laid him down, covered him up, and shut the door as he left.

He grabbed a few blankets to sleep on the couch and, although he didn’t normally pray, he found himself praying with all his might to help Keith out of the hell he was in.

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Took him away (Part 1)

Pairing: Harry HookxMad Hatter Daughter!Reader

Words: 1090

Warnings: maybe a few words, mention of mental sickness

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– It doesn’t fit in!

– I told you to not bring all of that. – I rolled my eyes, resting my back against the limo, meanwhile Harry was trying to fit his luggage in the trunk.

– Shall I help you, sir? – the driver asked.

– No, I can do it by myself. – he kept pushing, until it finally got in. – Told ye. – he said, winking at us.

The driver just went to his seat, and I shook my head. I looked at my siblings, who were there, waving at me.

– Ye sure ye don’t want to take ‘em? – Harry asked.

– No. We have to follow the plan – I whispered. Then, I went to where my sisters were. – Hey, kiddos. You know why I’m leaving, right? I’m bringing dad back. It’s going to be dangerous, you know that. Remember, you can’t leave the house after midnight, no matter what. And if you need food, or anything, go always to Urusla’s, and ask for Uma or Gil, alright? – they both nodded. – I love you so much. Don’t do anything stupid until I get back, okay? – I hugged them, and then, I went into the limo.

Harry was already there, eating something that was there.

– It’s delicious. Ye should try it.

– No, thanks. – I said, looking at the window, seeing how we were leaving the Isle. – Harry.

– Hm?

– When we get there, leave the talk to me, okay? You know they won’t trust you. Not after what you did to the King.

– Oh, but we had so much fun!

– Harry.

– Okay, okay… I’ll be quiet.

I nodded.

– So, we’re a couple now?

– Turns out.

– So we have to kiss and stuff?

– If you want to.

– Will we sleep in the same room?

– It’s Auradon. Of course we won’t. – He laughed. – Harry, I must tell you something really important.

– What?

– When we get there, you’ll get medical help. Or, what they call medical help, you knew that, didn’t you?

– Yeah, Uma told me.

– Fine. Don’t do anything they tell you.

– Why?

– Because that’s why they took my father away and now he doesn’t even know his family. They’ll try to wash your brain. Fight back. Promise me?

He nodded.

– I promise ye, doll.

After that, we just kept quiet. He kept eating every candy in the limo, putting his favorites in his pocket, meanwhile I just stayed there, looking back to the Isle.

Finally, we got to Auradon. I saw the Auradon Prep building, with all the flowers, flags, and the students welcoming us. I panted. Great, it was a group activity now.

The car finally stopped, and I looked at Harry.

– Me first. Oh, and leave the candies here.

He pouted, but took everything off his pockets. I got off the limo. King Ben, Fairy Godmother, and all the VK’s were there. And, a dog, for some reason.

– Welcome, Y/N. – Ben said, smiling. I smiled back, bowing.

– Your Grace.

– So, who did you bring with you?

– Oh, well…

– Hey, long till we saw each other. – I heard Harry behind me, closing the limo door.

Ben’s face suddenly fell off, and the VK’s took a defensive position. Harry just laughed.

– Please, don’t… We, he… Harry is not going to do anything. I promise. I decided to bring him here, I trust him. Please, we don’t want to cause any harm… – I said.

Fairy Godmother, who was still confuse, took a step towards us.

– Of course you don’t, sweetheart, or else you wouldn’t be here. I’m Fairy Godmother. You’re Mad Hater’s daughter, aren’t you? – I nodded, smiling. – I believe he will be really happy to see you.

– Yeah, if he remembered me… – I whispered.

– Did you say something? – she asked.

– Nothing. – I smiled.

– And I believe this handsome guy over here is…

– Harry Hook, miss. Son of Captain Hook. Nice to meet ye – he said, taking her hand, and kissing it.

– Oh, such good modals to be from the Isle.

He smirked.

– Thank ye, miss.

– You seem to be such a good boy, but, listen, sweetie, I must ask you to take off that hook.

– My... hook?

– Yes. We don’t allow any kinds of weapons in this institution. I’m sorry.

He looked at me with his eyebrows raised.

– It’ll be okay, Harry. I bet they’ll keep it somewhere safe, am I right?

– Of course. We’ll take it to the museum, right beside your father’s hat, darling!

– My father’s hat? It still exists? Wow. I thought you’d have destroyed it or… I don’t know.

– All the magical objects are there, so, of course his hat is there.

I nodded, smiling.

– So, young man? Your hook?

Harry sighed, taking off his hook and giving it to Fairy Godmother.

– Good boy – I said, kissing his cheek. He smiled.

– Well, my job here is done. Ben? Mal? Will you show them the school?

– It’ll be a pleasure, Fairy Godmother. – Mal said, looking at me.

Once Fairy Godmother left, all the VK’s came to us.

– What are you doing here? What are you trying to do, Harry? – Jay asked.

– Nothing, I promise!

– Really, Y/N? We gave you a chance and you decide to bring him? – Evie looked at me, disappointed.

– Evie, let me just explain and I…

– Don’t you dare touch Ben again or I’ll… – Mal started.

– Ye what, doll? What ye gonna do?

– Everyone stop! Stop! – I shouted. – Look, I know your past is not the most friendly one, but, I promise you, we don’t want to do anything evil! Evie, won’t you believe me? We have known each other since we were kids! Who taught you how to sew, huh?

– You… – she said.

– And, about Harry. I know what he did to you, Ben. And I know how pissed you must be now that he’s here, but… – I looked at him, and took his hand. – He’s my boyfriend. I couldn’t have come without him. Also, he must be one of the VK’s who needs the most help. And you all know that.

They looked at my eyes, then, to my hand, holding Harry’s, and finally, they looked at each other.

Ben started to talk.

– Fine. I’ll choose to believe you. But, hear me, one thing, one mistake, one attempt, and you’re both back at the Isle. Understood? – Both Harry and I nodded. – Good. Now, let’s show you the school.

Evie, Jay and Carlos left, and Ben and Mal, started to walk into the school.

Harry grabbed me by my waist.

– Darling, ye’re good.

– Thanks. I hope you learn something.

He laughed, and pushed me closer to him, following Ben and Mal.

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