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Dang. Twilight’s just takin’ stuff without permission. Tsk tsk
#pic#story#checking courage#the royal pibling’s plight#mother twilight#four steals the show#Wind and His 1000 Crimes of Piracy#Link from ‘86#A Legendary Rodent#Father Time#That One Boy that Left Heaven for some Chick#hey yall hope you understand why it took so long for this part#because it's 3 pages and 6 fully colored 'photos'#i was on. FIRE.#body horror cw
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Okay so I'm a security guard, right
And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement
And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either
But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for
And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to
And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do
And I fucking
I fucking. Start danCING
I DONT KNOW WHY
I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING
LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER
and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"
AND
FUCKING
THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE
IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE
I HATE MYSELFD
#Details changed for privacy reasons obvs#But Jesus Fucking Christ#I saw the video I look like an idiot#Please Jesus God don't fucking fire me#Teablart#Well guys it's been nice I guess#Time to die in a hole
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I’m just so fucking pissed off man if they can surgically airstrike international volunteer food workers three consecutive times to ensure their operation is wiped out completely what the fuck is left for anyone to say
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Arsonist's Lullaby
#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#azula#ozai#atla ursa#fire nation royal family#fire hazard siblings#arsonist's lullaby#atla art#atla fanart#atla azula#azula art#azula fanart#zuko fanart#fire lord zuko#zuko alone#prince zuko#atla zuko#zuko art#ponytail zuko#fire lord ozai#atla ursa fanart#princess ursa#atla ursa art#atla ozai#hozier#fire nation#This is the very first ATLA artwork I ever made. It's originally six pages long. These are the only properly finished ones#I've been wanting to share this for so long! I can't believe it's finally time for you guys to see it
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No but the Hunger Games really said "what do you hate more- the atrocities or the people who commit them against you? Because like it or not there IS a difference. If you hate the people who commit acts of pure evil more than you hate the acts themselves, what will stop you from becoming just like your enemies in your pursuit of justice? What will keep you from commiting those very same acts against THEM when the opportunity arises? And what then? The cycle of pain and suffering will never stop. Round and round it'll go. Nothing will ever change. But. BUT. If you hate the atrocities. If you hate the vile, senseless acts MORE than you hate the people who did them to you. If you are able to see that evil is evil regardless of who does it... The cycle ends with you. No, you may never get justice. But you will never be responsible for making others, even your enemies, suffer the same crimes you have. The atrocities will never be committed by you, never by your hand. And that's the way you change the world. It's the ONLY way" and that's why I am sure it will never stop being one of the most relevant works of fiction ever created
#the hunger games#thg#suzanne collins#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#catching fire#mockingjay#“i hate my enemies for what they did but i refuse to become like them���#← one of the most difficult stances to take but nonetheless worthwhile#my boy peeta knew what was up#current events got me thinking
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You know Henry’s final speech went hard in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#scraptrap#william afton#henry emily#fnaf lefty#charlie emily#fnaf pizzeria simulator#patron request#THIS was suggested by one of my patrons!!#loved the idea sm I got to immediately drawing it out#this actually came out way better than I expected overall#the lighitng and shading especially looks real nice#YOU KNOWWW WILLIAM WAS MAD AF in the pizza sim ending#THAT MAN no doubt was seething to get owned that bad before his death#my one silver lining about Michael also being in the fire#is the fact he got to hear Henry’s banger speech#he must of felt so satisfied to have his father to go out in such an embarrassing way#get his ass Henry and Michael 🔥🔥
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ROUND TWO OF LIKES CHARGE REBLOGS CAST ✨
#notscene.txt#twitter#x#I hope Elon musk dies in a large fire started by one of his shittily made cars <3#elongated muskrat
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#i always pictured my blorbos roasting on a spit#but then i saw people saying microwave and washing machine#and i've been wondering for AGES if anyone else has their blorbos roasting over a fire
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"free palestine," he shouted until his last breath. aaron bushnell, we will never forget you.
as much as bushnell's actions has moved us all, please seek other ways to take actionable measures against the injustices we face in the world. none of us wanted him gone, and the least we can do is prevent another such tragedy by supporting each other in our efforts to enact lasting change.
#aaron bushnell#the boy with his heart on fire#this is in no way intended to glorify his actions#i do not condone self immolation as an act of protest but i cannot deny that it is something that causes an impact#and it has struck a chord within us all#we must not let his death be in vain#free palestine#my art#original
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Most video game challenge runs: Can you beat Mega Man without taking damage, Can you beat Mario without jumping? Can you beat Kingdom Hearts at Level 1?
Fire Emblem challenge runs:
#i know that there’s more traditional challenges like iron mans but these ones are so funny#fire emblem
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"Set them on fire" wrong. BIRD ATTACK 🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦
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#meme#just start#if it sucks hit da bricks#the time will pass anyway#bis speaks#i made this based on another meme floating around that remixed the if it sucks hit da bricks#but i wanted to send it to a friend who's unfond of fire#so i made this#with enough different words that i am psoting it
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Whoever needs to hear this. Please know.
"Closed at 6pm" does not mean "The entry door locks up at 6, but if you're already inside you can keep on shopping."
It means, "you should be finished and out of the store at 6pm."
This is not up for debate
This is just how things work
#The lights went out 20 minutes ago and this woman is comparing ingredients on soy sauce#Straight up shopping in the dark peering into black freezers and shit#Her car is parked in a fire lane and I hate her
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#and daniel would be mean about it#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv fanart#armand#louis de pointe du lac#iwtv claudia#lestat de lioncourt#if something is working...#i watched the 1994 movie with my friends the other day and it was bad im sorry no hate to those who like it but it was something#but louis did set 3 houses on fire in the film
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The Perfect Prince
#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#zuko fanart#zuko art#prince zuko#fire lord zuko#atla zuko#atla azula#princess azula#azula art#azula fanart#azula#ozai#fire lord ozai#agni#agni kai#The Perfect Prince#avatar#new gods au#Spirit Touched! Zuko#partially blind zuko#fire hazard siblings#fire nation#He's been having prophetic dreams for years#ponytail zuko#For some reason I couldn't draw his hair in this one. Phoenix Tail Zuko crew rise up!#This comic was such a ride to write and sketch. The progression of Zuko's nightmare was something that came out of nowhere.
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samus loves hanging out with her friends and she’s definitely not clueless
#loneart#samus aran#ssb#super smash bros#do i tag the characters too sure why not#bayonetta#palutena#alex minecraft#robin fire emblem#hall of fame
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