#i was like ooo u jelly

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Oh how about a jealous Kiriko or Dva and Kiriko hiding their relationship? (Both can be wholesome or NSFW up to you!)

ooo yes i will do jelly kiriko for now bc i only write for one chara per post <3 but i may expand that tbh

jealous!kiriko hcs (nsfw + sfw)

SFW;

generally pretty calm, not really one to get jealous over stupid things

she can get insecure sometimes ): explains how she doesnt feel like she's doing enough and how easy it would be for someone else to sweep u off your feet (if u ditch kiriko ur the weakest link wtf)

doesnt really get jealous over people interacting with you, her jealously is more "damn look at that happy couple why cant i be normal"

compares herself to other people :/ even if it's unrealistic

constant reminders that you love her, only her, and everything about her. you couldnt imagine spending your time with anyone else, no matter her background or job

if jealousy does happen, lowkey acts like a baby LMAO will whine and pout bc things are not going her way

quickest way to soothe your jealous fox gf? kisses. smother her. she will forget why she was even upset in the first place

NSFW;

now. just bc i said kiriko doesnt really get jealous over other people, doesnt mean it doesnt happen

needs to show you how much she loves you. doesnt care who is around

dont bother trying to take control because u arent going to

will not let you go until you are marked. be it hickeys, scratches, or bite marks. yes, she bites.

heaven help the soul who tries to make a move on u when shes feeling possessive <3

manhandling 😻😻 shes fucking strong. loves a good game of cat and mouse. or...fox and rabbit ;)

quick, imagine your like, at a party and some fool is drunk and trying to be all over you. not on her watch! suddenly you find yourself whisked away to the nearest empty room so that kiriko can claim her prize :3

sometimes its fun to get her going, but you will need to reassure her after its all said and done, or she will really start to overthink

overall, she trusts you, and you trust her, but whose to say winding up your gf isnt any fun ;)

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get to know mitsu pt. 1

i hit 20 answers on bsky so

1. fave beverage? non alc is full sugar strawberry / lychee milk or tiger milk tea boba, extra caffeine if she can get it alc is peach sake jelly shots

2. fave flavor? sweet sweet SWEET, she despises sour and bitter and can eat spicy but claims it hurts her mouth

3. fave food? green onion potato chips, oyakodon, shishamo, cherry garcia ice cream. frankly she eats almost everything and has a very strong stomach and can be paid to eat weird things

4. dessert (parfaits) > snacks > breakfast (pastries) > dinner > lunch every meal must also have a corresponding dessert if she can manage it

5. hated flavor / food? bitter and sour are on mitsus no go list, she can't stand it (umeboshi is a rare exception, as are limes) she also won't touch most raw vegetables. she'll throw the plate if her meal has green pepper in it

6. tolerate spicy food? to an extent. probably better than shy, but compared to a lot of others she knows, she comes across as a massive baby about it. it also depends on the spice, like wasabi and ginger dont bother her but chili peppers do

7. fave animal? small, purse sized, conventionally cute ones. rabbits, lap dogs, hamsters and etc? but shes actually Not into cats like at all, they piss her off when she can't get their attention. she'd have a pomeranian and name it 'gucci' or 'princess' 100%

8. what do they wear to bed? teeny ass pjs (always a cropped top and shorts), lingerie or absolutely nothing she varies from this mostly only if she's sick and then she steals shy or wrens clothes

9. what position do they sleep in? on her stomach typically, and her 4'9" ass can 100% manage to take up the majority of a california king despite being teeny tiny because she surrounds herself in every pillow and then kicks them away through the course of the night

10. morning person or night owl? honestly neither? she'll wake up midday and then still conk out at like 2 AM max while shy is still full steam going and then repeat the process again (she's only seen shy sleeping a handful of times which is more than 100% of other people whove never seen it)

12. its a rainy day, what do they do inside? if shys there? bang no shy? online shopping, reality tv and ordering so much doordash because she can't cook a single thing and also she thinks it's funny people would have bring her things in the rain (she tips like $1, idk how shes not blacklisted)

13. fave scent or smell? ooo, this is a good question... probably something sugary, like a fresh baked donut or cookies? also shys cologne which is something very high priced and mellow. also strawberry shampoo.

14. what do they smell like? hmm... this a tough one. something soft and sweet, her fave scents are the same sorts of things she likes to wear (for herself or when she goes out, she won't at home because shys not a fan) she REALLY avoids floral though

15. baths or showers? baths! *slaps the vanity mirror* this bad boy can hold so many bath bombs and fizzers

16. how good are they at cooking? nightmare levels bad despite the desire to also be the picturesque tiktok trophy wife aesthetic online. burns water levels of bad. if u watch a clip of her cooking a beautiful meal on insta just know it was majorly faked and edited and NOT cooked by her

17. fave time of year? why? mitsu loves summer actually because shes a huge fan of shorts and swimming / "sunbathing"* / just laying around in her bikini by the side of the pool (not the beach, beach has too much sand) * she doesnt actually lay in the sun and she wears a fuckton of sunscreen

18. fave holiday? valentines!!! not ONLY is it her birthday but it's also just soooo romantic and one of the holidays shy is willing to go all out on (lowkey cause it's a 2 in 1)

19. prefer to buy or recieve gifts? recieve, I dont think she's bought a single person a gift in years without prompting. she had to be reminded that yes you /should/ bring a gift to your bffs wedding because that is your FRIEND admittedly tho she does "treat" people a lot cause she loves going out

20. how tall are they? how do they feel about it? ~ 4'9" mitsu loves being this short, it makes everyone underestimate her and treat her like shes feeble or weak. she uses that to her advantage constantly. this height also makes her and shys height gap SO tall and thats her kink

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4, 11 and 21 :D

4. favourite dish specific for your country?

ooo tbis is a hard one. as opposed to the seemingly general consensus online that england has bad food, there's actually so much to choose from

i personally LOVE roast dinners (a roast meat, roast potatoes, veg like green beans parsnips suede etc, gravy, sometimes yorkshire pudding and red currant jelly). i had them once a week at school (normally wednesdays), but traditionally you have them on sundays with your family!

they're a classic pub dish, and are hard to mess up spectacularly. my favourite roast flicks between roast belly of pork or roast shoulder of lamb. sadly they're not vegan so u can't try one rain but they're a BANGER meal 10/10

also another banger is a full english breakfast. BEST hangover food ever i will fight you. also good airport breakfast

11. favourite native writer/poet?

england has a LOT of poets and writers to choose from, many of which are well known (not by me though).

i'm not much of a poetry enthusiast and i don't read books v often so i don't rly have an opinion on this. aaa i'll say virginia woolf bc she was indirectly involved in me asking out my gf

21. if you could send two things from your country into space, what would they be?

if it was for aliens species to enjoy.... a box set and dvd player of all of doctor who, i think they'd enjoy seeing what we think aliens are

ive never rly watched doctor who past a few episodes here and there, but it IS a british staple so

that and maybe a can of heinz baked beans :D

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The food ask,

🍇, 🥯, 🥙, 🍚, 🥕 (tried to do one from each category ( /)u(\ ) ) for Sera and Liliya <3

OOO! Best girls!! (don't tell the others I said that lmaooo) but I will HAPPILY answer for them! So for Sera and Liliya, here you go! And thank you for asking! 💖

Ask's Here

🍇 Does your oc prefer coffee, tea, or hot chocolate? Do they prefer them hot or cold? What would their usual order in a cafe be? SERA: Very much prefers tea, it's a lighter flavor to her and a more natural taste. She will take hot chocolate if there isn't any tea but that's rare. Both have to be hot and her order in a cafe is toasted milk bread with apricot jelly and butter. Of course paired with tea and any side of fruit if they have it!

LILIYA: Coffee or hot chocolate, sometimes actually leaning towards the hot chocolate! Either can be iced or blended with ice and the creamier the better. A regular order for Liliya would be a beetroot salad and a honey cake for dessert, likely with a blended coffee. She does like things sweet and the salad is usually just to get it!

🥯 What's their usual breakfast like? Do they eat breakfast, and if so, how regularly? Do they eat alone or with someone else? What would an ideal breakfast for them be?

SERA: Does not eat alone, and though she enjoys the company she's usually quiet- unless it's with either Rude or Reno. It's regular every morning as the Turks keep to their routines and she takes her usual which is a cup of green tea and a fruit sandwich. An ideal breakfast however would be somewhere in a little cafe among the crowd, blending in and being normal. [I just answered this one so I copied and pasted it!! LOL]

LILIYA: Eats alone and not by her choice. The food she usually takes is a warm cup of coffee and she eats kasha, which for her is usually oats boiled in milk with fresh fruit and honey on top. It's usually pretty regular as she has it as often as a few days out of the week and the other times it's just her coffee!

🥙 They are having a lunch date. Which place do they pick and what are they ordering? Do they hurry or would they rather be late from whatever happens after lunch?

SERA: Sera would pick a cafe again! It feels super safe to her and she would try something a bit different, maybe probably just another variation of fruit! She does not hurry and would rather take as long as possible. Reno and Rude indulge this with slight urgings to hurry of course but they never push it lol!

LILIYA: Unfortunately Liliya is not so lucky and lunch has always been rushed for her. So that just means something quick, light even, and it would be from somewhere fast paced. She doesn't have a preference for where or what the lunch date would be but just know there is more emphasis are returning home due to her father's strict schedule.

🍚 They have been invited for a dinner by someone close to them! Where are they going, what are they ordering, what are they drinking and what do they talk about?

SERA: Let's say for a moment that this time it was Rufus that invited her out, as usually it's only him that has been allowed to take out Shrina's asset save for the Turks, and it's likely at a fairly rich restaurant where both can sit together to talk. She is likely to order something fairly pricey and touch none of it, instead favoring the equally expensive drink provided. They talk but Sera is largely uninterested, Rufus doesn't really care, as it's more formal than anything. They used to be friends when they were younger and perhaps even closer than that but nowadays it's nothing like that. They've drifted apart and it's very obvious.

LILIYA: Liliya on the other hand is having the time of her life, she's allowed to go out and it's with her friends. They go to get something to eat really quick and instead hit the bar! She feels alive and it doesn't happen often so she's enjoying it as much as possible! They talk about everything that girls usually talk about and since they all know what her home life is like, her friends keep her entertained and they look for handsome men and women to flirt with! Her favorite to drink is anything mixed!!

🥕 They are packing some snacks because they're going to be away from home for a while. What do they take with them? What's their opinion on trail mix?

SERA: Fruit, it's literally always fruit. And this time it's pieces of cheese and crackers as well. She will happily take the trail mix!

LILIYA: Honestly what ever is just available and on hand! She likes trail mix just fine, it's not her favorite, but why not? Although she really likes chips- she REALLY likes chips.

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ooo. sorry to say i haven't seen any of those shows (tbh i haven't seen a great number of shows), but i definitely definitely should watch heartstopper.

my comfort right now is gilmore girls, i'm watching it for the first time and it's a lifesaver. another favourite is fleabag even though it is emotionally devastating.

i happened to see that you don't know what scones are and i believe that's a crime. i now plan to take you on a scone date to a national trust property (old country house that has become a visitor attraction - it's a british thing) and we will have amazing scones with loads of jam (or jelly? in americanised english?). you can pick a flavour.

-🦕

you should really watch heartstopper its such a feel good show i love it a lot. also modern family its one of the best shows ive ever seen so i 10/10 recommend it

ohhhh there are like 3 people on my dash rn watching/liveblogging gilmore girls i wonder if youre one of them 👀 ive never seen it tho (i started it and got to episode 4 and had to stop for finals week. in high school. its been 5 years since i graduated high school. i have great memory as u can see)

IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have no idea what youre talking about as ive never been to the uk and i never got around to searching anything about it. is orange jam/jelly a thing there? or strawberries if not. but orange jelly is one of my favorite things ever (i LOVE orange scent and taste but i cant stand the texture so whenever i find orange things i get obsessed with it. chocolate with orange is one of my most beloved chocolate types ever)

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Responding to this and adding some of my thoughts bcuz I love discussing this shit <333

#1 HONESTLY YES TRAUMATIZE TORI FTW !! I love trauma angst Tori esp when u think of him having even more paranoia and shit after saiki loses his powers. Like imagine him taking extra care of him now that he's normal and even more mortal than he used to be so tori's just there babying him with everything he does and saikis so fucking annoyed he can't even eat in peace bc Tori keeps fucking wiping his mouth for crumbs

#2 THE RUMORS OH GOD THE RUMORSSS I like to think or pretend like Satou is the one who saw them get out of the same stall bc that would just be ultimately fucking hilarious if saikis man crush like is under the impression saikis bf is Toritsuka like that'd be so ironic idk but yeah I really do think there's a good amount of ppl at PK who saw them get out of that bathroom stall together or who just see how homo Tori is towards Saiki and how saiki just lets him be so touchy and latch and cling onto him

#3 SAIKI SHRINE ?! REAL !! actually I do think at first Saiki would be annoyed and stuff but then when he finds out Tori puts offerings on it like coffee jelly and sweets Saiki just fucking occasionally teleports to the temple to snack on the offerings tori puts there whenever he's craving a midnight snack or too lazy to go to the store and buy one and Tori is always asking for favors bc he knows Saiki eats the sweets but saiki gaslights tf outta him like idk what ur talking Abt I never touched those sweets and tori's now a lil paranoid like wait a fucking minute if ur not the one eating them then... Who is? 🧐

#4 LOL YEAH HES A LIL SHIT HE'D LOVE SEEING SAIKI USE HIS CLAIRVOYANCE AND PISS HIS PANTS OVER IT 😭

#5 this is so canon actually it's true everyone knows they're dating except them bc they've got too much pride to admit it. Like they'll LITERALLLY kiss and hug and cuddle each other and hold hands and shit like toritsuka will literally be sitting on Saiki's fucking lap while saiki bad mouths him talking Abt how much he hates his guts to his friends and then everyone's like hey he's literally in ur lap and saikis like "and??" But they'll deny it till they die

#6 ooo yes Tori was so jelly of Satou for taking his crushes away first Saiki and now Hii-chan too?!

#7 Tori would purposely do dangerous shit and call on saiki and saiki will complain Abt having to save him but won't even fucking hesitate. It's the whole "peel an orange" thing they got going on like yesterday Saiki would peel a million oranges by hand for Tori if he asked just bc he asked heck even before he fucking asks he'll think oh im hungry I want an orange and saikis like "here" *shoves a whole ass fruit platter into his hands*

I need to know if you have any torisai headcannons, I would love to hear them

I need someone to talk abt them😩

OK OK OK!!!

(Also, some of these may not be actual headcannons and just me analyzing the show AND also, some of these are based off of other people's headcannons lol)

#1: After the whole event of Reita getting brainwashed into hating Saiki and then thinking he almost killed Saiki yada yada. Yeah he was traumatized as shit and became more attached to Saiki after that (Bc he got his first scare that Saiki might actually be mortal and he isn't the absolute god that Reita used to make him out to be)

#2: When Saiki went into the bathroom with Reita (INTO THE SAME STALL) people saw the two come out at the same time OUT OF THE SAME STALL and immediately assumed they were dating. (Which means there is a small group of people at Saiki's school who thinks they're boyfriends)

#3: Reita has a Saiki shrine that he bows to and prays to every night like he's some sort of deity. When Saiki found out, he demanded that Reita take the shrine down because he isn't a god and praying to pictures of him isn't going to make him more likely to grant Reita's wishes. (Reita still has the shrine)

#4: (This one is based on a tumblr post I saw) Reita will purposefully lose things just to see Saiki use his clairvoyance and giggles when he crosses his eyes.

#5: Everyone knows they're dating, everyone except them LMAO (Saiki doesn't refuses to believe he's dating Toritsuka of all people and Toritsuka refuses to believe he's actually dating someone of the male sex)

#6: When Saiki was obsessed with the boring guy (don't remember his boring name) Reita developed a small hatred for boring dude and hoped that Hii's (Was that the unlucky girl's name?) unlucky-ness would kill boring man (it did not)

#7: Reita will purposefully get himself in sticky situations that only Saiki can get him out of just to admire his op powers again.

I feel like some of these are really random but idc, I love them sm, my comfort boyfriends <3

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Yakno i saw one of ur tags thats like. I d give a kidney to have this artstyle or somethin. As an artist i know Exactly how it s like, cuz i feel the same about yours :)) so i m glad ur drawing like you do cuz it s awesome and im in awe and also jelly but mostly just a big fan.

Also u got good taste that art is indeed great also. But im mostly here to gush about Your art. They all look so awesome like 😭 ok i reblogged ur stuff to another account ages ago but i still come back to just gawk at it sometimes like ooo... pretty...

Anyway u have a good rest of ur day or night o/

I cannot put how much this means to me in words. This is probably the sweetest thing anyone has ever said ab my art. I’ve always felt kinda insecure ab my art this is rly reassuring and awesome that anyone could actually like my art. Ty so much for being nice to me.

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I am kissing you on the cheek and braiding your hair, mwah /p

Grian giving all his friends feathers because it's A Big Thing in avian culture to give loved ones a part of yourself, a part of your wings that give you flight and freedom and you trust another so much that you willingly give them that representation of your soul. The other hermits may not recognize the gesture for what it is at first, but some do and spread the word. Soon everybody has at least one Grian feather displayed proudly in their base or on them, tucked into their hair or hanging from a necklace.

Only, Scar doesn't get feathers. Not a single one. And that's fine! He doesn't need a feather to know how much Grian cares for him, just, it would be nice to have it you know? Keep it tucked in the brim of his hat, or in a necklace by his heart.

He tries to ignore it until one day Grian just outright asks him if he didn't like the feathers he gave him, and? What feathers? The two stare at each other, confused as all hell. Grian says he's been leaving Scar so many feathers at his base, picking out the prettiest ones for him, so when Scar didn't say anything or wear them out, he thought it was weird because it's Scar. Scar has no idea what feathers Grian is talking about. As if on cue Jellie strolls by with bright, familiar feathers in mouth, padding past the two to curl up in her napping spot for the day.

The two find the rest of the feathers Grian's been leaving Scar pretty easily from there.

- 🗝️

ogkdsrhbdfa omg JELLIE STEALING THE FEATHERS IS PHENOMINAL! Just imagine the first time Grian stopped by to leave the feather, Jellie sniffed it curiously before realising OOO NEW PLAY TOY! an just snatches it an takes it to where ever cats like to hide their things.. Eventually its a stock pile somehwere.. fhfhghgh poor Scar though Grian wasn't giving him feathers and Grian though Scar didn't like them-- Jellie u little rascal <3

[cookie-run-kingdom-story]

Interdimensional Super Mayhem

(Last screenshot from Royal Mike!)

Prologue

Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Bring it! I SAAAID… BRING IT! GingerBrave: Outta the way! HA HA! BRAAAVE… CHARGE! Mala Sauce Cookie: You’re not goin’ anywhere without me! HRAAA! Wildberry Cookie: Huh… Hey. That’s the one, right? GingerBrave: Huh? Me? Peeled Carrot Cookie: Well I’ll be! Looks like ole Bad Grad Wasabi Cookie was right! We gots a GEN-U-INE celebrity on ah hands ‘ere! Toothpaste Cookie: Bro! Ya talkin ‘bout how they be copies of us from another world, right? GingerBrave: I’m so confused… what’re you talking about? Wildberry Cookie: PSH! Ain’t no way that one’s my copy… I mean… just LOOK at her!

Strawberry Cookie: S-s-s-s-stay back! Spicy Mala Warrior: Taste spicy steel! HYAAA! Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Oooh yeeeah…! Ha… ha ha ha… HA HA HA HA! Look at all these targets! JUST FOR ME! Twizzly Gummy Cookie: LET THERE BE MAYHEM! WOO HOO HA HA HA HAAA HEE HEE! Half-Avocado Cookie: You call that steel? Hah! THIS IS STEEL! Hot Mala Warrior: That was close…! Time for a counterattack! HRRRAAA! Toothpaste Cookie: This heat’s killin’ my vibe… Even my hair gel’s meltin! Mala Sauce Cookie: Now’s our chance! Everyone, fire up AND CHARGE! Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Ha ha HA HA HAA HAA HAA! Now THAT’S the stuff!

Cookies from this Universe: HRAAAAAA! Cookies from Another Universe: HYAAAAAA!

A few hours earlier…

Sign Post: “108 stairs until Mala Village” Wizard Cookie: Phew…! Another sign! This is the last one, right? GingerBrave: *Huff puff* Milk Cookie… You could’ve warned us that the way here’d be dangerous! Milk Cookie: I happened to become good friends with Mala Sauce Cookie. The Mala Tribe lives in the Dragon’s Valley and I highly recommend visiting them one day! They’re some of the most hospitable and kindest Cookies in all the lands. Wizard Cookie: I am truly intrigued…! How could Cookies live in such a fierce environment? I simply must visit the Mala Tribe and see for myself. Strawberry Cookie: What if they get angry and ask why we’re there… I heard the Mala Tribe is really scary… GingerBrave: I wouldn’t worry about it! We’re just visiting, after all! Tremors: *BOOM* *RUMBLE* Wizard Cookie: What’s this?! The ground is shaking… Is it an earthquake? ???: HA HA HA! Another round of drinks! GingerBrave: That’s no earthquake! It’s the Cookies of the Mala Tribe! Let’s hurry over and say hi!

Hot Mala Warrior: We haven't had a feast like this in… FOREVER! Spicy Mala Warrior: The valley is spewing fire! The village is basking in peace! Everything’s been smashing since that kid came back! Hot Mala Warrior: Hey, c’mon now! We can’t call her a kid anymore! She’s the leader of our tribe now! OUR CHIEFTAIN! GingerBrave: Mala Sauce Cookie became chieftain?! Hot Mala Warrior: Eh? Who’re you…? Strawberry Cookie: Erm… We’re, erm… That is… We… Hot Mala Warrior: BAH! If you’re here, then it means you’re a friend to us all! COME! Join us in a toast for our new leader! Spicy Mala Warrior: Where are our manners?! Sit down and enjoy some stew, straight off the fire! Here’s a fresh bowl! C’mon now, have a sip!

Wizard Cookie: Oh? OK! Hmm… let me see. Wizard Cookie: GYAAAAH! It’s like drinking fire! Water! WATER! Hot Mala Warrior & Spicy Mala Warrior: HA HA HA HA! Wizard Cookie: What on Earthbread is this stew? Why is this spicy? No- wait…  HOW is it this spicy?! Hot Mala Warrior: OOOH, I see now! Now wonder the Volcanic Jelly Stew was too hot for you! You’re visitors to our village! Here then, have some soothing tea. Strawberry Cookie: *Gulp* Strawberry Cookie: Why is the tea spicy…?! Hot Mala Warrior & Spicy Mala Warrior: HA HA HA HA! Spicy Mala Warrior: Try some of the chili oil star jellies! Ooo, and don’t forget the mala sauce rusks! Today’s the only day you’ll get to taste the full 128 spices and seasonings of the tribe! Mala Sauce Cookie: HEHEY! You’re here! Welcome, friends, to the Mala Tribe!

GingerBrave: It’s so cool to meet you, Mala Sauce Cookie! Congrats on becoming the leader of the tribe! Mala Sauce Cookie: HRA HA HA! Thanks, pal! You’re from that faraway Cookie Kingdom, right? Mala Sauce Cookie: The road here must’ve been long and tiring for ya! Here, take a glass! It’s tradition to become true friends with a toast. Wizard Cookie: N-n-no, we’re not thirsty! Strawberry Cookie: Huh? The ground is shaking again…! It’s stronger than before! Loud Noises: *RUMBLE* ???: Lightning has struck the ground! Wait… Is that, a Cookie?! Mala Sauce Cookie: Huh?! GingerBrave: Let’s check it out!

???: What did I tell ya, Toothpaste Cookie! I told ya this time jumper doohickey would work! ???: Yeah, yeah, it works, LA DE DA… But where are we? ???: Who cares…! We gonna clean this place out or what? ???: Don’t rush it! I’ve been looking forward to this… We gotta make it LAST! HA HA HA! Twizzly Gummy Cookie: COOKIES OF THIS WORLD! Your doom has arrived! For I, Twizzly Gummy Cookie, the galaxy’s greatest criminal, have come to wreak havoc on your world! Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Lemme introduce my one and only crew! This here’s Wildberry Cookie, the most crooked of misfits to ever walk this galaxy! Wildberry Cookie: Pfft… Enough with the drama. Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Toothpaste Cookie: SOOO MINTY that he’s* snarky and bitey, but he’s got FRESH tunes! And Peeled Carrot Cookie: Hasn’t lived an honest day of work in her life, what an icon!

*difference between audio and text; corrected typo

Toothpaste Cookie: The boss really does have a flair for the dramatic… But whatevs… Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Are ya scared yet? HA HA HA HA! You should be! Tremble in fear and run, run as fast as you can, but we’ll still catch you, cuz it’s part of our pilfering plan! Mala Sauce Cookie: What’d you say your names were again? No matter! I am Mala Sauce Cookie, leader of the Mala Tribe! And you’re standing on OUR grounds! Hot Mala Warrior: Yeah! You dare to threaten us on our own lands?! You’ll step no further, you BLAND outlanders! Toothpaste Cookie: HA HA HA! Was that a joke? She’s joking, right? C’mon… tell me that was a joke! Toothpaste Cookie: Hey, hey! Half-Avocado Cookie! They just made a joooke! Half-Avocado Cookie: I HATE JOKES! I’ll make minced crumbs outta ya!

Hot Mala Warrior: URRGH! Mala Sauce Cookie: My friend! Are you injured?! Peeled Carrot Cookie: Bleeegh… it’s too dry here! And why’s it so HOT?! Urrrrgh…! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! This is why I hate stupid, sunny weather like this! Peeled Carrot Cookie: C’mon, boss! What’re we waitin for?! Let’s bash ‘em, rob ‘em, and jump over to the next world! Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Wait, wait, WAIT! One last second…! *BIG SNIFF* Ya smell that?! IT’S TIME FOR SOME MAYHEM! HA HA HA! Peeled Carrot Cookie: Finally! It’s GO TIME! Mala Sauce Cookie: Spiceless crumbs! No, this can’t be happening!

GingerBrave: The entire feast is ruined! Everything’s getting wrecked! Wizard Cookie: Wait, take a closer look at those Cookies! Don’t they look oddly familiar? Strawberry Cookie: You’re not saying they’re… Wizard Cookie: OF COURSE! They must be angry they weren’t invited to the Mala Tribe’s feast! Mala Sauce Cookie: Urgh! I don’t care who they are, but they’ve crossed a line! Mala Sauce Cookie: How dare they barge in on us in the middle of a feast!

Hot Mala Warrior: Mala Sauce Cookie is getting angry! She’s gettin’ stronger by the minute! Spicy Mala Warrior: Mala Sauce Cookie! HEEELP! Raging Volcano: *BOOM* Mala Sauce Cookie: More intruders?! Wizard Cookie: NO! This time it’s a real earthquake! GAH! The volcano is about to erupt! Spicy Mala Warrior: Of all times, why now?! Mala Sauce Cookie: Wait, this is perfect! Those bandits don’t know the Dragon’s Valley like we do! Mala Sauce Cookie: Warriors of the Mala Tribe, hear me! The battle is not over, it has just begun!

Mala Sauce Cookie: Rally to me, fellow warriors! Lend me your strength! Let’s show these intruders the true meaning of a spicy and fiery spirit! Hot Mala Warrior & Spicy Mala Warrior: AYE! Mala Sauce Cookie: Oh! Didn’t think that speech would work. Wizard Cookie: It’s because you showed them just how committed you are. Um, and they also know you can beat the CRUMBS OUT OF THEM! Raging Erupting Volcano: *CRACKLING SOUNDS* *KABOOM* Mala Sauce Cookie: Stand strong, friends! Today… we taste not just spice, but VICTORY! CHAAARGE! Hot Mala Warrior & Spicy Mala Warrior: CHAAARGE!

Present Time

Wildberry Cookie: Grrr…! They’re pushing us back. Toothpaste Cookie: Why’d we end up porting to the hottest place imaginable?! Half-Avocado Cookie, don’t get too close! You’re blocking the breeze! Half-Avocado Cookie: …… Twizzly Gummy Cookie: HA HA HA! OOOH HA HEE HEE HA HA! So many targets! Pew-pew! PEW! PEW! Twizzly Gummy Cookie: HEY YOU! Why aren’t you running away?! Mala Sauce Cookie: URGH! OOF…! Because… I am… the Chieftain of the Mala TRIBE! Mala Sauce Cookie: You done? Then I guess it’s MY TURN NOW! Twizzly Gummy Cookie: GET BACK! SHOO! AWAY! You see this?! I have a time jumper! Mala Sauce Cookie: I don’t know and I don’t care! TASTE STAR ANISE STEEL! Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Wait! WAIT! Let’s talk about this! This is how I got here, you turn the dial and… Mala Sauce Cookie: And…?

Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Everyone here, I mean EVERYONE, will be a goner! If I use this, all of you will be ported to another world, another timeline! You'll never find your way back! Toothpaste Cookie: Think this through, boss! If we use that, then WE’RE gonna end up someplace else too! GingerBrave: Twizzly… Twizzle… Twisty… Whatever your name is! Don’t turn that dial just yet! Let’s stop fighting and talk! Mala Sauce Cookie: It’s too late for talk! TAKE THAT! Twizzly Gummy Cookie: He he… he he he…! AAHA HA HA! You fools! I never lose a fight! Twizzly Gummy Cookie: THIS IS THE END! You’re done for, HEE HEE HA HA HAAA!! GingerBrave & ToothPaste Cookie: Nooo!

???: Woot! Looks like I got here just in the nick of time. This time rift is making a mess of things! Croissant Cookie: Now, lemme see.. Freeze and mend the rift and… HA! And as for you! Let’s get you back home, where and when you belong! GingerBrave: Huh…? What just happened? I was there… but I wasn’t there?Croissant Cookie: Hey, ya misfit, ragtag time jumpers! Miss me? You’re under arrest for messing with the timeline, on authority of the Time Balance Department!

Croissant Cookie: Twizzly Gummy Cookie! Stop struggling and come quietly. Twizzly Gummy Cookie: You again?! You TBD PEST! Croissant Cookie: When I detected that time rift anomaly, I had a hunch that you’d be behind it! Croissant Cookie: You’re turning out to be quite the trouble maker! Jumping across dimensions, using future tech in other timelines… These are serious time manipulation felonies! Croissant Cookie: On top of all that… Stealing experimental equipment from the TBD! TSK TSK. Peeled Carrot Cookie: Sheesh, boss! Messin’ with the TBD was a bad idea! I told you so! But noooooo… Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Why do you sugarbrained TBD agents always show up when I’m having FUN?! You and that Director of yours can’t get rid of me! I AM the pinnacle of perpetual mayhem!

Croissant Cookie: Yeah, yeah, save it for the judge, PUNK. Now that I’ve got ya all strapped in, we’re off! Time travel! WOOT! Twizzly Gummy Cookie: YOU! Chief Spicy Cookie or whatever your name was! JUST YOU WAIT! I’ll be back! Ya hear me?! I’LL BE BAAACK! HEE HEE HA HA! Croissant Cookie: Sorry for the ruckus! Mala Sauce Cookie: We’ll be waiting! You can hop on back a hundred times and we’ll still put up a proper fight!

Mala Sauce Cookie: And with that… it’s over. Phew! GingerBrave: I don’t believe it… WE WON! Mala Sauce Cookie: Not bad for my first day on the job, if I say so myself! Spicy Mala Warrior: Couldn’t have said it better myself, Mala Sauce Cookie. Oh, I meant… Chieftain. A truly fitting title, may you wear it proud for years to come! Hot Mala Warrior: You should be more careful though! Getting shocked by all that electricity…?! You should’ve become crumbs! Mala Sauce Cookie: Is that a tear of concern in your eye? HA HA! Or was the stew too spicy for ya- HE- HEY?!

Hot Mala Warrior & Spicy Mala Warrior: GLORY TO THE MALA TRIBE! GingerBrave: Congratulations again, Mala Sauce Cookie! I’m sure you’ll be the coolest and spiciest leader of the Mala Tribe! Mala Sauce Cookie: STAAAHP! Ha ha! You can put me down now! Mala Sauce Cookie: This is the perfect time for another celebration! Let’s prepare a feast in honor of our new allies! May the Mala Tribe and Cookie Kingdom flourish forever! All: HURRAH!

[fandomspov]

JELLY SLUGS ꒱ george weasley

❝SUMMARY❞ you always liked george and when he finally noticed you he decided to pull a prank like he always does

❝WARNINGS❞  gryffindor!reader ; swearing

   BEING THE quiet gryffindor girl in hogwarts meant you had to deal with draco most of the time, he would always make fun of how quiet and shy you are, he would trip you in the hallways, smash papers out of your hand and make up rumors about you. even though almost no one liked you because of draco; neville, luna and dean were always on your side. they are your best friends and so they introduced you to the golden trio, the boys liked you but hermione didn’t at first then 4th year came around and she decided to give you a chance. harry admitted on having a small crush on you but you didn’t feel the same, you always fancied the one and only prankster of hogwarts, george weasley.

   however, the twins didn’t really acknowledge you until their 7th year, when they were seated on their separate compartments since they were older and didn’t stick around with their younger siblings. you were looking for your friends, luggage in hand, walking down the corridor of the train. 

   you heard whispers and small giggles behind you but you paid no mind because you were used to students making fun of you. suddenly a drink was spilled over your head. you gasped feeling the juice dripping down your hair and face “what the fuck!” 

   you turned around and saw an amused ginger look down at you with a grin on his face “y/n what happened-” hermione interrogated hearing you from down the hallway but cut herself off, she knew what happened “george fabian weasley what in the world were you thinking!” hermione expressed and smacked the back of his head “hey you can’t hit me i’m older than you” george exclaimed. hermione scoffed, you decided to speak up “well it doesn’t look like it”.

   george towered over you making you feel small compared to him, you looked up at him through your lashes, he let out a small chuckle and shook his head “ooo quiet y/n came out of her shell, be careful love you don’t want to make me mad”. you rolled your eyes with a loud huff “what are you going to do? hit me?” “no but i can make you regret you ever even looked at me” 

   “and how exactly are you going to do that?” you demanded already getting annoyed by him, but completely forgetting about the pumpkin juice in your hair. “i have my ways” georgie smirked. hermione fake coughed catching your guys’ attention “let’s go y/n” she grabbed your hand and dragged you to your compartment “what was that all about?” “let’s just forget that ever happened please..”

   “what do you want weasley?” you sighed, it's been a week since that incident happened on the train and he’s following you around whenever he sees you. “chill, just wanted to ask if u maybe want to go to hogsmade together?” you giggled, he was for sure pulling a prank on you again “yeah, sure” “i’m serious y/n, i know we didn’t have a perfect start so i decided that we could try again” to your shock he was serious this time, its true you didn’t have a good start and maybe the hogsmade trip could help and actually be friends. “well,ok then” “so are you coming?” “yes”

   after a few hours you ran up to your room to get ready for the trip, it was almost time to go and you were running late. “chill y/n its just hogsmade” ginny ginny giggled, her eyes following you around the room as you freak out over your outfit ”it's not just hogsmade gin its george”

   “what! you’re going with my brother?” ginny exclaimed in shock, you stopped in your tracks, worried about her reaction “yees?..look i’m sorry i didn’t tell you but it’s nothing like that i swear, we’re going as friends” she shook her head with a small giggle “come on y/n, everyone knows you and george are head over heels for each other” you dropped you pair of black jeans on the bed, a pink tint visible on your cheeks “it's not true” 

   “yes it is, why else would you be freaking out about it and why is george following you around, its obvious y/n” you shrugged going in front of the mirror to check your appearance “nothing will ever happen between me ang george, ginny” “if you say so” she mumbled picking up her coat “i’m going with harry, see ya!” you waved goodbye as she walked out the door. ‘george would never like me that way, he was just trying to be friendly, right?’ you thought

   “no i can pay for it, don’t worry” redhead offered, handing the money to mrs flume, he handed you the jelly slugs that you wanted “thanks” you exclaimed, getting on your toes and kissing his cheeks. a slight tint of red creeped up his cheeks “n-no problem” you giggled at his reaction and handed him some jelly slugs “no you don't have to-”  “i want to, plus it's your money” he smiled, soon his arm found its way around your shoulders making you blush.

   during the trip you noticed your friends give you winks and eyebrow raises by dean who is treating you like his sister so he’s kind of overprotective. george kept making jokes and tell you about embarrassing stories of his siblings. “no way he did that!” you laughed “yeah and then he ran to mom and told on me, dad high-fived me after that” george recalled. “i didn’t think of fred being a momma's boy, guess i was wrong” “he always was” he giggled. you let out a yawn,pulling your jacket closer to your body “we should head back its getting cold” you nodded as he pulled you closer into his side.

   arriving back in the gryffindor common room you were met with your guys’ friends sitting on couch, your laughter died down as you entered the common room “hi guys” you greeted “hi lovebirds”  fred smirked scanning the both of you “we have got to go now don't we guys?” hermione said making them nod their heads,they all left to their dorms after leaving you alone with george “thanks for today, it was fun” you stated, george nodded his head  “yeah we had lots of fun.” you chuckled “so i guess i’ll see you tomorrow?” you enquired “yeah for sure”  

   “well...goodnight then” george said, you kissed his cheek making him smile “night!” and walked away to your dormitory. george walked inside his own dorm and the boys jumped on him “so how did it go?” “did you kiss?” “was she a good kisser?” 

   when you walked in your dorm the girls looked pissed “what's wrong?” lavender groaned getting up from her seat “you kissed him on the cheek! you were supposed to make out,we didn’t leave yo alone for nothing!” you giggled “you watched us?” hermione nodded “yes and it was bad! next time try to actually kiss him” “ok ok i understand, you guys are crazy”

[adoresobs]

- lovebirds! ( 𝐓.𝐂 )

@skatababy​ : could u do another spill ur guts one where the reader and timothée are already dating? or is that outta pocket😳

THIS FIC CONTAINS foul language & fluff

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the game started off with high energy, james introducing both you and your boyfriend causing the audience to erupt with loud cheers and applause as you both stepped out. 

you were nervous considering you’d watched others play this game. there wasn’t really a win for anyone, you either ate nasty food or answered a question that may cause a stir. you agreed to do it nonetheless because why not? you’d have fun, and it couldn’t be that bad.

sitting at the table, you almost gagged at the smells entering your nose. as james read off the rules and the names of the foods, you wanted to throw up then and there but managed to keep it in. there was no way you were gonna be able to eat either a cow’s tongue, ant yogurt, turkey testicles, a giant water scorpion, a fish’s eye, a jalapeno, ham and mayo smoothie, a raw clam shooter with vienna sausage juice, or some pig flesh meat jelly.

you looked over at timothée who had his hand over his mouth. he obviously was thinking the same thing as you.

“y/n! we’ll let you go first, you’ll be asking timothée a question.”

you gave him a nod, grabbing a card and reading the question. “you’ll be eating....ant yogurt. now, on a scale from one to ten, how much do you regret doing a rainy day in new york?” laughing, you looked up at your boyfriend whose mouth was wide open.

“i can’t answer that!”

“so, you do regret it?”

“i- n- that’s not what i meant!” he defended. “fuck,” he muttered and grabbed a spoon.

“oh, there’s no way he’s actually gonna-” james was saying but stopped and gasped dramatically when timmy pushed the spoonful of ant yogurt into his mouth. 

you were too busy laughing as timothée attempted to get the food down. he almost reached over to grab the garbage can but stopped and swallowed it, sticking out his tongue so you could see that it was gone.

“that tasted like...” he began only to be cut off by you.

“shit?”

“exactly.”

timothée went on to ask james his question which he couldn’t answer. james ended up eating a water scorpion, not even hesitating before doing so. then it was your turn and timmy was looking at you with a smirk.

“y/n, you’ll be having and enjoying a turkey testicle!” the enthusiasm in james’ voice made you want to roll your eyes. “your question is who was your least favorite co star and why?” the question made the audience ‘ooo’ in interest, wanting to know the question.

“i- i can’t answer that!” you said with a laugh. 

“better get to eating, amour.” the nickname that timothée barely realized he called you made the people in the audience ‘aww’ and coo. 

“love that you decide to make me blush when i’m about to eat a testicle.”

“well, what else am i here for?”

“alright, lovebirds.” james interrupted. “let y/n enjoy her snack.” a childish laugh fell from his lips. 

you picked up one of the turkey testicles and popped it into your mouth, chewing fast and then swallowing as soon as you could. the audience was cheering you on, so you felt slightly better after the disgusting taste.

“alrighty! your turn, pretty boy. i’m sure you’ll like the fish’s eye?” you turned the table until it reached him. he only groaned at your choice. “obviously, since we’re dating, you’ve met my friends. but between zendaya, kendall jenner, and gigi hadid, which friend do you like the most and which do you like the least?” you read off the question, looking up at him with a smirk.

timothée reached for the fish’s eye and took a big bite out of it, not bothering to say anything before.

both you and james burst into laughter at the obvious disgust on his face. “you good, tim?”

“i hate you both,” he joked, swallowing the eye.

[hqxreader]

I-I taylor it just turned into a brain ramble pls accept my sachi x idol reader tots 😔🤲

Saichi going to a shoot for his bab on a day off n he was roped into bein an extra because come on look at him perfect face boi n then they make him do the kabedon or poses where theyre super close on the reader for the photoshoot then y/n is all flustered because its not an actor but her 11/10 boyfie doing it. (BOUNS POINTS HES IN A CRISPY SUIT OOO) Embarassed af and then Sachi is all happy like ‘this my puppy and only I can make her this embarassed hehe’ and the rest of the staff still teases her in the future about it like ‘come on put a ring on him, such a keeper owo’ and she keeps all the photos from the shoot into her phone like its a treasure we must keep and the fangirls start coming in like ‘who is this handsum handsum man? Is he also an idol owo’

Extra: His siblings see it and are kinda jelly like ‘were pro players but baby brother is more popular then us from 1 photoshoot? 👁👄👁’

P.s. Feel free to add anything u think of cause sachi thoughts are /chefs kiss/ immaculate 🥰

P.p.s. ILY STAY HYDRATED U AMAZING INCREDIBLE CUTIE PATOOTIE STRONG HUMAN BEING U CAN DO ANYTHING 😩💖

i’ll always accept them love 💕

this idea tho, i sat and thought about it for awhile cause damn.. Sachi in a suit?? who do i ask to draw that for all the sachi stans?

but anywho~ i did have to look up kabedon cause i didn’t know it was actually called that?? i knew it as the ‘goodbye personal space’ pose lol showing how intelligent i am

p.p.p.s ILY YOU STAY HYDRATED TOO OKAY?? YOU ARE AMAZING, GOT IT?? DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YA OTHERWISE!! OMG I LOVE THE CUTIE PATOOTIE  💕💕💕

okie dokie i hope you enjoy! 💕this got super long oh jeez

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Warnings: Sachi gets a bit dirty sorry folks, embarrassed reader, horrible writing, and Sachi in a suit and tie cause that’s totally a warning 

Word Count: 1.1k (holy shit damn) 

You were more than happy to learn that your PR team had gotten you an ad photo shoot with a popular clothing line/company/whatever. They wanted to advertise some of their more professional clothes, suits and dresses, yada yada. With a quick kiss goodbye to Sachirou, you made your way over to the photo shoot location.  

Arriving there, everyone was rushing around more than what you would consider normal. You heard various people saying, “I can’t believe he got sick, what are we supposed to do today? Should we reschedule?”

Going to your PR team you asked what was going on, confused. They explained to you that the extra who was supposed to model with you got sick, and they were trying to find a replacement. “Well, um,” you started, “Sachirou’s off today, do you think he could work as a replacement?” 

Your team knew who Sachirou was at this point, especially after his surprise backstage for you. They eagerly agreed, saying that would be amazing.

Walking to a more quiet corner of the studio, you gave your boyfriend a call. “Hey Sachi?” “What’s up Puppy?” “How would you like to be a model for a day?” 

And with that, Sachirou made his way over to the studio, excited for the shoot. 

When you introduced him to the photographer and she was very happy with him, even mumbling, “maybe even better than our sick idiot.” 

And with that, they sent you both to the changing area to get all dolled up and such for the shoot. 

You were dressed in a dark red sleeveless dress that rested just above your knees with black heels. plus your hair and jewelry was all nice and fancy i’m not getting into that sry.  

Leaving the changing room, you saw Sachirou wearing a black crisp(y) suit, a white dress shirt with his tie matching the color of your dress. His hair was slicked back unlike his usual wild hair. You couldn’t help but let your jaw drop, when the hell had your boyfriend become even more handsome?? 

“Like what you see, y/n?” Sachirou walked over to you, smirk on his face. You felt your face warm up at his comment. “’Cause I’m loving what I see.” Cheesiest ass line ever

Before you could respond with a comeback, the photographer called both of you over to discuss what you’d be doing for the shoot. “So y/n, I’d like you to stand with your back against the wall, Hirugami, I’m going to have you put your arm next to her head and lean over her, like a kabe-don pose, okay?” 

You simply nodded and Sachirou gave her a thumbs up. Taking your hand, he walked you over to the set where the were two walls set up, one for you to lean on and the other for the background. 

You leaned against the one wall, getting situated before Sachirou placed one hand next to your head and the other slid into the pocket of his black dress pants. 

Your cheeks warmed up to what felt like a blazing temperature from the close proximity of your faces. Sachirou’s face was only what felt like an inch or two away from yours. 

You both maintained eye contact. His lips turned into a smirk, a mischievous glint in his eyes along with something else. “Is my puppy being a good girl? A good little model?” he murmured in a husky voice, and only you could hear his words. sorry ima go now

Your eyes widened at his comment and your mouth formed a small o-shape. “Y-yes, I’m being a g-good model.” You couldn’t help but stutter over your words, embarrassment seeping through your body. 

The camera went off various times, the photographer capturing the moment between you two. “’Cause I have the best little puppy, don’t I? She’s very smart and beautiful, knows how to follow directions, yeah?”

All you could do was nod, your legs buckling a bit underneath you. Sachirou moved his free arm on your thigh, keeping you stable.  “Does my puppy need some support?” Gasping at the sudden change of position, you couldn’t help but cover your face with your hands. More shuttering sounds were heard as the photographer continued to take photos.  

“No, no, no, puppy. Let me see your beautiful face, don’t hide it from me.” You slowly moved your hands to rest on his broad shoulders, one hand messing with his tie. “There we go, there’s my beautiful puppy.”

More shuttering.

“Okay guys, I think that’s pretty good! Nice job to both of you!”

Sachirou pushed off the wall, taking a step back. He grinned, the former horny teasing attitude gone. “Nice job, love! I’m sure the people will love it!” 

You continued to stare at him in shock, how in the world did he go from whispering dirty words in your ear to this energetic man? “Y..yeah the people will love it, Sachi,” you said slowly.  

“Alright well, I’m gonna change and head back home, see ya in a bit?” You simply nodded with a small smile and watched him walk back to the changing rooms. 

Still leaning against the wall, the photographer chuckled at you. “You’re keeping him right? I sure do hope so, you don’t find guys like him very often.” Your smile grew and you wholehearted agreed, “He’s a keeper, no doubt about it.”

“When you gonna put a ring on his finger? Huh, y/n!” 

You glared at your manager for a moment before giggling, “soon,” you whispered. Finally moving away from the wall, you walked off to the changing room while they uploaded the pictures to the computer. 

Giving one final kiss goodbye to Sachi as he left, you walked back out to the studio to see everyone huddled around the computer. “Did they come out good?” you asked, walking over to everyone to see what the big hubbub was about. 

“Oh y/n, they came out amazing.” 

Peering over to see the screen, you were astonished by how well they came out. They looked like a natural kabedon between two people, not something fake that would’ve happened with the sick actor. “Can you, uh, send those to me? Please?” 

Everyone smirked at you and the photographer agreed to send them as soon as she could. 

A few days later, you received them all, and you put your favorite one as your home screen background. 

A month later, the best photo came out for the ad and your fans couldn’t stop buzzing about it. 

“Who is that? He’s really cute!” “Isn’t that her boyfriend?” “Is he an idol too? That’d be crazy!”

You never heard the end of it from Sachirou.

Extra:

A few days after the ad was released and everyone started going bonkers over Sachirou, said man got a phone call from his siblings. 

“How?! How are you more popular than us!? We’re pro-volleyball plays that have been in sports magazines!”

“Well big bro, I guess I just got the good genes.”

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed horny sachi 💕

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[happytsukki]

boyfriend material

k. bokuto

in which you inquire bokuto to act as your fake boyfriend for a weekend, but you’re the one acting like you don’t have real feelings for him.

a/n: so you’re telling me i have to accept the fact that bokuto isn’t real?? real heartbreak 😔 anyway i love the fake dating trope hehe i hope u enjoy!! idk how i feel about the end ummm

“be my boyfriend, taro.”

“woah woah woah, slow down y/n. technically you haven’t even confessed to me yet,” stuttered bokuto, his eyes darting around the nearly empty library just to avoid your gaze. heat rose to his cheeks and the tip of his ears, showcasing a pink hue that he was embarrassed to let you see.

sure, your friends loved to giggle about how good you and bokuto looked together or how you two were basically soulmates because you shared the same music taste and movie favorites. and you two would shyly refuse, believing that you were simply friends. right?

but nothing would’ve prepared bokuto to hear something so bold come out of your mouth. wasn’t he supposed to be the bold one? but why was he suddenly the one being flustered and feeling knots grow in his stomach?

you shook your head profusely. “shut up taro. not like that, what i mean is that my parents think i have a boyfriend to bring home this break—which obviously i do not.” you placed your hands together and pouted, “so please be my fake boyfriend.”

the boy scratched the back of his head in confusion. “wait, why exactly do your parents think you, of all people, have a boyfriend? and besides, why can’t you just say you don’t?” questioned bokuto.

he was right. you were never really adept at dating, and who knows why your parents fell for your silly lie but you knew one thing for sure: if you didn’t go to the family reunion with a boyfriend, you would be disowned by your entire family.

“well it started with a small lie— for a good reason of course! see, we have a family reunion around this time, but my snotty cousin loves to show off every year and i was fed up.” you huffed and rolled your eyes just at the thought of her, “so i told my parents that my boyfriend and i had a date planned for that day so i couldn’t go, but no. they refused to let me miss it and insisted on introducing him. now i have to see my annoying cousin again and bring my nonexistent boyfriend.” you sighed heavily and threw your arms up in frustration.

“okay. i’ll do it. but first, you have to tell me why you picked me.” he crossed his arms and stuck his nose up, waiting for your response. ah, it was bokuto’s daily need for validation that you were expecting.

“you’re obviously the best candidate to not only make my parents proud of me but also to rub it in my cousin’s face. i mean who else can i bring that was one of the top 5 aces in the nation, now part of the msby black jackals and just as scrumptiously fine and hot as y–“ bokuto’s eyes widened at your last statement and his hand quickly went to cover your mouth. you almost doubled over in laughter, shy bokuto was a rare sight so this was quite enjoyable to watch.

he laughed nervously, “woaaah, okay i get it now. thank you y/n....or should i say girlfriend.” winked bokuto. though it came off as a joke he could feel his heart race so fast that he felt like he was high on cloud nine, a feeling foreign till now.

desperately seeking a breath of fresh air from the situation, bokuto scrambled to gather his books and bid a short farewell but not before giving you an awkward pat on the head and a high-five. yes, a high five.

“bye y/n!” smiled bokuto, dashing out of the library like it was a 100 meter race.

but bokuto failed to realize that his exuberant heart seemed to beat in rhythm with someone else’s, yours.

your two years of friendship seemed to suffice for a decent cover story, or so you thought. but once you stepped foot onto the front lawn of your home, the growing tighteness in your chest would say otherwise.

maybe this wasn’t a good idea.

your mind was spiraling out of control causing you to be paralyzed with a million thoughts on your mind.

“earth to y/n— are you okay?” asked bokuto. he waved his hand in front of your face, snapping you out of your frozen state.

“i-i think i’m stupid for thinking i could pull of this crazy plan. maybe you should just go home kou,” you admited. your eyes wouldn’t dare look into his eyes, instead redirecting your attention on the hem of your sweater.

bokuto wasn’t a quitter and he sure as hell wasn’t going to let you go into there alone. he grabbed your hand and gave it a small squeeze, his other hand raising your chin up.

“i’m not letting you admit defeat, y/n. besides, i’m wearing the perfect sweater.” beamed bokuto.

“sweater?” you puzzled. “check it out, it’s made out of boyfriend material.” he joked, earning a simple smile out of you and washing away your doubts.

you couldn’t help but marvel at the look of pure determination on his face. you’ve seen it plenty of times, mostly during tough volleyball games. the way you could look into his eyes and see a fire set ablaze made you feel strong and fearless. bokuto just had that effect on people. without a second thought, one hand interwined with bokuto’s, you pushed open the door.

unfortunately, your rush of adrenaline was cut short by the disgusting sight of your cousin, chiyo. her eyes immediately landed on you but soon shifted over to the mysterious attractive man to your left.

chiyo was vile, cruel, judgemental, rude, bossy, selfish and the list goes on. since you were children, she made it her life goal to be better than you in everything. you were usually able to tolerate her childish attempts to make you feel inferior but ever since she got an internship with alexander wang while you were still stuck in college, she just couldn’t stop tearing apart your life.

“oh my, look who it is. hello y/n, is this your friend?” questioned chiyo, her eyes running bokuto up and down like tiger finding her next prey.

oblivious to her true intentions, he offered her his usual friendly smile. you rolled your eyes, anger stirring deep within you.

you wrap your arms around bokuto’s waist and lovingly rest your head onto his chest.

still in his embrace, you turn your head to face chiyo again “no, this is my boyfriend bokuto. but i don’t think i see your boyfriend, is he around?” you retorted. chiyo gasped in response, and after failing to find a snarky rebuttal she stomped away in annoyance.

while cheers of victory rang through your head, you peered up at bokuto. “did you see that taro? we really showed her” you laughed.

but bokuto didn’t laugh. he nodded trying to keep his calm but inside he was screaming hysterically. he felt like absolute jelly in your touch, wondering why he wanted to play this role forever.

“come on, you should meet my little cousins!” you say as you drag him to the backyard.

needless to say, the kids absolutely adored him.

“hey hey hey!” boomed bokuto, his voice resonating through the yard and catching the attention of the horde of children.

your five year old cousin yuta gaped at his towering height “woahhh mister— you’re a giant!” another boy began climbing his body, tugging at his white-grey streaked hair, causing bokuto to yelp in pain.

it was a sight that made your heart swell with happiness. the way bokuto sat on the grass, surrounded by children ooo-ing and ah-ing at his stories while he showcased a huge grin made you appreciate the little things. and of course you just had to snapping a quick picture of bokuto before he could even notice. after the initial excitement died down, he returned to your side with the same grin painted on his face.

“excuse me, y/n-chan. is that your husband?” a tiny voice whispered, tugging at the hem of your cyan-colored sweater. the girl, small and doe-eyed, pointed a shy finger towards the boy.

oh my god. you were mortified, completely frozen in your spot. you couldn’t believe she just said that, why would she say that? suddenly you hated children. but at that moment you just desperately wanted the earth to open up and swallow you whole.

before you could awkwardly announce that he was just your boyfriend, bokuto already had the situation under control. he placed one knee on the grass, now eye-level to the girl. with a hearty laugh he said “not yet...but would you like to be a flower girl at our wedding?” the girl’s eyes lit up with pure bliss, nodding her head aggressively to his suggestion.

for a split second, you thought bokuto deserved an oscar for his exceptional acting skills.

because at that moment, you were beginning to fall for him, wondering if one day you would be lucky enough to walk down the aisle to meet a teary-eyed bokuto at the altar.

“oh y/n i’m so happy you’re dating bokuto!!” your mother exclaimed, clapping her hands together at the dinner table.

you’ve been dreading dinner time the entire day, and of course your mother just had to prove your point exactly.

“y/n has always been gushing over him, i’m so glad she finally made a move— how did you two finally get together?” your mother questioned, placing her chopsticks down, leaning forward to give you her full attention. the rest of your family turned their heads towards you and eagerly waited for your response as they continued eating.

“oh, i-um” you stuttered. why didn’t you prepare more? you thought, mentally facepalming your poor decisions.

luckily, bokuto interrupted, “actually i confessed first, at my last game..” he offered you a small smile, and placed his hand over yours. it was a gesture that made you let go off the breath you were holding, it meant “i got this.”

“i thought she was perfect from the first time we met..”

you laughed. what a lie. the first time you met bokuto was far from elegant. you still remember it vividly, you standing on the sidelines chatting with kageyama when suddenly bokuto’s hard serve accidentally hits you in the back of the head. lets just say you weren’t exactly pleased to meet the perpetrator.

“and i thought she hated at first. we had mutual friends so we hung out more, and the more i got to spend time with her, the more i fell for her. i loved how she greeted me with a congratulatory hug after every match or how she would constantly sends me random songs that reminded her of me. i’m glad she’s mine..” professed bokuto.

he had the entire room swooning over every word, the story stringing together like it came straight out of your typical romantic movie.

oh how you wished bokuto wasn’t such a good actor. you wished he was the terrible fake boyfriend that all the kids loathed. you wished he was the terrible fake boyfriend that your mom didn’t look at with complete and utter adoration. you wished he was the terrible boyfriend that didn’t make your entire world stop on its axis with one look, one touch or one word.

falling in love with bokuto kotarou was easy; it’s admitting to yourself that it happened that was hard.

“mind if i join you?” asked bokuto.

after a long and tiring dinner, you decided to lay down outside, gazing at the blanket of stars that lit up the pitch black sky.

you longed for peace and quiet, away from your crazy family and your fake boyfriend. but you couldn’t escape from the feelings you harbored for bokuto.

“no.” you said, not daring to even glance at him. he laid down beside you, so close that his warmth radiated and his hand lightly grazed yours. silence filled the air, begging someone to say something, anything.

“thank you taro.” you whispered. “you’re suprisingly a good actor.”

“you ever heard of method acting?” he asked. you shake your head in confusion and he continues,”its when an actor completely embraces his role by developing sincere and genuine emotions..”

he sat up abruptly, diverting his gaze from the stars to your face, a smile tugging at the corner of his lips. his fingers lace through yours, your hearts thumping joyfully in a familiar unison.

“what i mean is— acting isn’t hard when it’s real. none of my feelings were fake” expressed bokuto. “i don’t wanna be the fake boyfriend anymore.”

and for once, neither you or bokuto question your feelings, everything became so clear.

“because, frankly, i think our hands fit perfectly and i wouldn’t mind holding yours forever.”

[sleepwriteeatrepeat]

Can u do Germany with a bakery shop owner crush and he frequently goes to her shop not to buy anything but to see her? like as an excuse. also what’s your hetalia otp? 🥺💕

Ooo~ another ask for Germany!

Y’all know this huge goof would do something like that when he’s so smitten with them. He’d come in every morning, the smell of sugar and bread wafting through the bakery. There are many customers in line buying their breakfast; from jelly rolls, donuts, croissants, and danishes. You’ve even dedicated a case for baked goods and cakes from around the world. He loves watching you chit chat and work in tandem, moving briskly from oven to oven and back to the counter. You laugh with your coworkers and he’s just ~swooning~ at the sound.

However, he has nooo clue that you’ve noticed him and you find him adorable for coming in every morning just to watch you bake. That’s when you make your move one morning; right as he comes in, you greet him and offer him a table by the ovens. Perfect to watch you work your magic. He’d go red completely, unable to refuse, he’d follow you to the table. You’d take his order and he’d stutter out, “Coffee, und whichever you recommend, please.” You’d bring him his order with a dazzling smile and return to the ovens. He eats as s l o w l y as possible because he doesn’t know if this chance will come again. 

But what surprises him is when the breakfast rush ends. You hang up your apron, grab a pot of coffee and an extra cup. You walk around the counter and take a seat in front of him. 

You introduce yourself with a grin and fill his cup. “I knew if I didn’t grab you soon, you wouldn’t stay after.” Germany can’t believe his luck. What a lovely morning~

Hmm, I’d have to say the America x Russia is kinda my otp :D But for real, I ship nearly everything in Hetalia~ 

[gridoc]

0.1- Sorry for resending this but I’m not sure if tumblr was working when I first sent these.

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(1Howdy, again. It’s currently like 12 am and I have way too many ideas going through my head rn and I have to get them out so here we go. (side note this will be long and I will probably make a list a questions I have, but that’s for later) Idea [in no particular order] #1 So what if Scar and Cub own/run a pirate port and town. It’s a safe zone for pirates to be able to restock and do any repairs. It’s mostly very orderly except for the bars and taverns which are complete chaos most of the time. )

OOO WAS THERE A CONT FOR THIS?? IM EXCITE !! i loved the idea!! and more?? yes,,,

(2There are rules that everyone must follow if they want to be able to trade and stay in the port. It works like Tortuga but less madness and insanity. New idea while writing this! What if they (Scar and Cub) ran multiple pirate ports around the oceans allowing safe pizza pockets of safety. And Jellie walks around the islands freely bc no one would dare to hurt her bc no one hurts Scars Jellie. Idea #2 so next is that Mumbo, Iskall, X and maybe lessor more hermits are- 

3-not pirates but Nobels, of sorts, with high social standing that go to all the balls and parties. And when ever the golden goat secretly or not crashes the parties the Nobel hermits, if present, do their best to cover their tracks. Or are like Bdubs and hate them and intentionally try to get them caught. Idea #3 I really like the idea of Doc being soft for Grian so imagine that while at a port Doc basically goes shopping and finds this beautiful necklace with- 

4-beads and shells the color of a sunset and it reminds Doc of Grian. So when he goes back to ship and has a moment with Grian gives it to him as a present and there both just soft for each other. Idea #4 Grian singing ‘bring on the men’ in a tavern/bar but he’s a really good singer (maybe siren genes? Cough cough) and like belts it out beautifully while making bedroom eyes at Doc (and slightly drunk because: rum) Idea #5 False the morning of a night of drinking and asking why the rum is gone.

OOO I LOVE THIS OMG!!!!! Hell yeah!!! Idk what tortuga is tbh I've never seen potc... I'm fake ik,,, and oooOO they have this little pirate safe haven empire... fuckign capitalists,,,, 

OOO YES SOCIAL STANDIGN,,, I'm horrible i just asap thought of cool outfits to put them i ,,, i love it mx

YES!!!! Doc spoiling grian w his moneys like,,, it would be even funnier when they were still rivals and doc is like,,, here u go,,, necklace while grian is like ????????// I'm TRYING TO KILL U!??!

[ames-69]

The losers club as things me and my friends have said:

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Stan: who wants to make a suicide pact with me?

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Richie: mum mum mum mum mum

Mike: whAt is it riChiE?

Richie: can I have applejuice?

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Richie: * literally every 5 minutes* yellow car!

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Bev: if you don’t shut up I will kill you all

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Richie to Eddie: wanna go to my sex dungeon?

Eddie: sure

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Teacher: are you alright, Bill?

Bill: no.

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Richie seeing Bev walk across the street: GINGER

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Ben: the shadow has no heart, soul, colour or a gorgeous face like yours

Richie: wtf

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Richie: Mickey Mouse club house come inside there’s guns inside

Stan: ooo yay

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Bill, depressed at 3am for no reason: This is bullshit he’s torturing me tormenting me laughing at me making me feel like a knife going straight through my heart causing me to scream in pain but no one to listen but him and his evil laugh causing me cry dry tears with his cackle echoing through my empty mind and heart

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Eddie: everyone loves me

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Eddie: *whispers to Ben* Richie is going crazy

Ben: *nods*

Richie, who didn’t hear what Eddie said: *loud monkey noises*

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Bev: lets go down this ally. It looks fun

Eddie: no Bev we’ll get killed

Bev: it’s fine *walks down dark af ally*

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Sonia: *stops the losers bar bill from seeing Eddie for a month*

Everyone: Bill please go kidnap Eddie so we can see him

Bill: no

Everyone: *is depressed*

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Eddie: I have RTDs

Eddie: Richie transmitted diseases

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Mike: *gets good grade*

Everyone: how did u do that???¿

Mike: S T U D Y

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Richie: *makes a dick out of slime*

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Ben: can we all dress up as elves for Christmas??

Richie: yeah but Eddie can be slutty Santa

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Richie about Bev: yeah she bullies me all the time

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*random kids sets of firework at bus stop*

Stan: YOU DIPSHIT ARE U FUCKING STUPID WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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Ben, not knowing what thot means: be gone thots, go away

Richie: BEN SAID A BAD WORD OMG

Ben, quietly: what?

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Bill too himself: I’m so fucked up wtf

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Eddie too Richie: IM GONNA GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT U SENSELESS

Richie: okay babes

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Richie: *calls eddie babes*

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Stan about everything: That’s literally the most annoying thing in the world

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Ben when bill and Richie are fighting: don’t be sheeky

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Georgie: *stares at bev*

Bill: have u got a crush on Beverly, Georgie?

Georgie: *runs away*

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Richie: *tips jelly onto plate* *slurps up full jelly* *walks away*

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Mike: I wanna be a cowboy for Christmas

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Stan: answer me or I’ll jump out of Bill’s window