#i was laughing sooo hard

[hischiersjohnston]

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS | Maple Leafs Tims Run!

aka: what happens when you get a pair of hockey players trying to work a cash register and another pair of hockey players to put on a disguise ft. Willy channeling his inner Canadian and making small talk with everyone; Bunts Trying His Best™️ at the cash register, Mo Being Done™️ and reminding Willy that he has a job to do and Auston channeling his Inner Karen™️.

[marymekpop]

⟢ highlight of the hour: see you in my 19th life [4/12] ⟣

a trip down memory lane

[samdeancrimespree]

the difference between sam and dean is that in the phrase “incestuous romantic relationship” sam cringes at incestuous and dean cringes at romantic.

i think he’d be maybe a little weirded out but not that embarrassed if he just. wanted to fuck his brother. like… have you seen his brother? who doesn’t wanna fuck him.

no.. dean’s embarrassed because the thought of his brother not wanting to fuck him makes his heart actually hurt, which he thought was just an overdramatic romcom line. because if he fucked his brother and his brother wanted to keep it casual, it would destroy him.

he doesn’t just want to fuck his brother. he wants to sleep next to him and kiss him and play with his stupid hair and grow old with him and die in his arms.

dean doesn’t wanna fuck his brother. he wants to make love to his brother. and that makes his skin crawl.

[serendippertyy]

coming out as a massively obsessive digital circus fangirl,,these little freaks have leeched onto my brain and I will be rocking in a corner mumbling to myself waiting for the next episode...

anyways here's the three stooges featuring my sister's jax design because it is super cool and awesome

plus some zoobie doodles because they r my fav 🫶

[phoenix--flying]

im proof reading the hero killer arc for my fic

hehehehhshaheh

i cant stop laughing

he is PISSED

[introspectivememories]

im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-

[yippee-optimistically]

mods r asleep post humanized 4x

finished catching up on tpot it was peakkkkkk but i am so scared of one. also working on little clay and felt dolls of 4 x and 2

[pinkpastels113]

ANNA KENDRICK via instagram stories 10/27/24

[starlos-hat]

the uty AI mod is CRAZY HAHAHA

[ygamiraito]

the #1 front runner in the sassy man apocalypse

[wiseatom]

henry fans are being fucking idiots. knife found in kitchen 😊

[spearxwind]

Whole gang's here :]

[crybaby-bkg]

omg I saw this post of a glass shower with the curtains on the outside and and anddddd

Going on vacation with Bakugou, something that was well needed. You saw the shower when you first entered the room the night before, and laughed about the possibilities you two could have with it. But you were tired from the long flight and late night, and crashed before you could put the shower to good use.

But, as you wake up to the sound of running water, your interests are instantly piqued. You roll over in the fluffy bed, blinking a few times to adjust your sight before you eyes widen in surprise. Bakugou is in the shower, the curtains pulled back, as he stands there under the water as naked as the day he was born. His back is to you and he’s lathering shampoo in his hair, head thrown back as you watch him rinse the suds out.

Your eyes travel down his figure, at how strong his back muscles are from this angle, at the slim trim of his waist, his back dimples, the bubble curve of his ass. You find it in yourself to say something when he turns around with his eyes closed.

“Thanks for the early morning show, handsome.” Your voice is still raspy with sleep, and it makes Bakugou’s eyes snap open. He smirks at you though, and continues lathering himself up, his body this time, and makes a show of it.

“It doesn’t have to only be a show if you joined me.” He tells you, running soapy hands across his chest and toned stomach. But you hum under your breath and sit up with your jaw propped up in your palm. You eye how his cock jumps between his thighs when your gaze lingers on it for a second too long.

“Nah, think I prefer the show.” You grin. “And add more suds. I want you dripping.” You command him, snapping your fingers at him to watch him chuckle under his breath. He grabs his soap and squirts a shit ton of it in his palms, smiling at you all the while.

“Whatever you say, sweetheart.”

[gwandas]

one of the funniest things e/riels do is defend e/ain's title of prettiest archeron sister/prettiest character as if that's... like a meaningful thing people should care about

[cathalbravecog]

first thing i drew on my new tablet to test it out is the tv beast themselves

[doublydaring]

ive followed this blog through like 4 diff hyperfixations and my current fav task when seeing u talk about ‘mike’ is figuring out wether u mean the 60s woman looking dude with a fuckass bob or the wet dog resting bitch face guy from like 2006 myspace