#i was gonna colour this but im lazy asf

[toastylicious]

you guys asked for it, enjoy your fancypants mc gee fanart

as always, designs by @knizuu

[loz-tearsofahomo]

Its gonchin time with katya and sofia

[bonezlyy]

SILLY GUY INTRO‼️

Hello gays in my phone, my name is Ezra and I am a huge fan of the utmv

But the skeleton part specifically

Shocker I know mate, my wattpad got deleted because wattpad is ableist so my headcanons are going to be put here instead

I don’t really know how to explain myself so I’ll do a character intro thing instead because I’m a lazy little shit 🫶🏼

Okay the sheet looked ugly so Im gonna write it by hand

Name: Ezra/Ez

Age: 15

Pronouns: He/him + neos but I cant be arsed to make my card so they dont really matter

Gender: Trans ftm, genderqueer

Sexuality: Aegosexual, Cupioromantic (aroace), gay

And this silly thing

the pet name kinda things aren't romantic in any way btw, I call ppl pet names platonically

If I do this and you dont like it just tell me and I'll stop :3

This blog is a safe space for:

Queer people, I am gay and Aroace myself

Trans people, including xenos. Again, I am trans and use xenos myself

Disabled people, I am autistic myself

Poc people, I am mixed race

Furries/therians/otherkins

Age regressors (sfw)

Systems

‼️DNI IF YOU’RE QUEERPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, RACIST, ABLEIST, A PROSHIPPER OR ARE DISCRIMINATORY TOWARDS ANYONE WHO IS JUST EXISTING AS THEMSELVES‼️

Oh and if you’re that transphobic identity that I can’t remember the name of, where you dont date trans people and ur flag is the PH colours

And any stupid labels like that (mangasexual, dreamsexual and shit like that)

No, this blog will not include nsfw headcanons, they’re teenagers

It will definitely have nsfw/dark jokes because that is most of my humour but no headcanons/scenarios.

This blog is gonna be messy asf but in a hot silly gay way

Anyway I hope you enjoy my blog, there will probably be a lot of shitposting and I might try writing stuff but it’ll be mostly headcanons I think (or hope)

Also, its gonna be a highschool au

Because gay angry teenagers in a big gay friend group

My fucking dream.

Also Toriel is a teacher at this school

Asgore is the head master

And Frisk, Chara, Chris, Asriel, Suzie, Noelle, Alphys, Undyne; and X Chara who will just be called X, are all students too but they kinda just float in the background

And all of the papyrus siblings are either dead, missing, non existent or little children

All the Papyruses will be like 6-12

OH WAIT

and I can’t draw very well but Im trying to learn so I this au can be an actual comic thing

Well it’ll be an AO3 story first but I want to make outfits/designs for them and draw some scenes from it :3

MKAY BYE, HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS FAGULOUS SHITSTORM 💕💕💕

Holy shit this thing is long

I need to learn when to stop talking lmao 💀

[jesfaheys]

was tagged by @nviles for this <3 oh this is gonna take a long time haha...

you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

let’s get into it  ↓

THE LAST: 1. Drink: root beer

2. Phone call: my mum

3. Text message: twas from my friend matthew

4. Song you listened to: Piano Sonata no.1 mvmt 4 by Beethoven (oh my god i’m such a classical music nerd XD) 

5. Time you cried: like...two-three weeks ago? 

HAVE YOU EVER: 6. Dated someone twice: nah

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nope

8. Been cheated on: nope

9. Lost someone special: not really

10. Been depressed: yeahh but never too extremely

11. Gotten drunk: no 

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: 12-14: pastel yellow, baby blue, dark grey 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: yep

16. Fallen out of love: not love, but out of a crush, yeah

17. Laughed until you cried: basically every time i laugh??

18. Found out someone was talking about you: i dont think so

19. Met someone who changed you: yeah <3

20. Found out who your friends were: uhh, id say so

21. Kissed someone on your fb list: i dont think so

GENERAL: 22. How many of your fb friends do you know irl: all

23. Do you have any pets: nopee

24. Do you want to change your name: probably not 

25. What did you do for your last birthday: had a sleepover with friends

26. What time did you wake up: around 10 am

27: What were you doing at midnight last night: watching netflix

28. Name something you can’t wait for: my cousins coming to canada this summer

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: 2 hours ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my mindset

31. What are you listening to rn: nothing

32. Have you talked to a person named Tom: not that i remember

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: how much i procrastinate

34. Most viewed website: netflix haha i have no life

35. Mole/s: have em

36. Mark/s: i have a birthmark-y thing on my neck

37. Childhood dream: i don’t really think i thought that far 

38. Hair colour: brown

39. Long or short hair: medium but i want to cut it

40. Do you have a crush on someone: not anymore

41. What do you like about yourself: i dont give up easily 

42. Piercings: two on each ear

43. Bloodtype: a+ i think 

44. Nickname: rae

45. Relationship status: single asf

46. Zodiac: scorpio

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favourite TV show: himym, brooklyn 99 

49. Tattoos: none... YET

50. Right ot left hand: right

51. Surgery: nah

52. Piercing: look at 42

53. Sport: tennis and used to do gymnastics/dance

55. Vacation: LONDON SYDNEY MOSCOW TOKYO FLORENCE i dont have time for this

56. Pair of trainers: what does this mean

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: i attempt being healthy but then just end up eating burgers and fries 

58. Drinking: root beer or java chip frap from starbucks

59. I’m about to: study

61. Waiting for: university 

62. Want: to be able to express myself

63. Get married: if i meet someone 

64. Career: neurologist? biochemical engineer? something in the sciences/math...

WHICH IS BETTER ? 65. Hugs or kisses: can i say neither. but hugs. 

66. Lips or eyes: eyes

67. Shorter or taller: taller

68. Older or younger: older

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: abssss 

71. Sensitive or loud: loud 

72. Hook-up or relationship: relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: no

75. Drank hard liquor: no

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: yes

77. Turned someone down: yes? in a way? 

78. Sex on the fist date: PFTftft haha no

79. Broken someones heart: hope not

80. Had your heart broken: not really

81. Been arrested: noo

82. Cried when someone died: nah

83. Fallen for a friend: yep 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: i wishh

85. Miracles: no

86. Love at first sight: nah

87. Santa Claus: no

88. Kiss on the first date: depends 

89. Angels: no but some people are close enough 

OTHER: 90. Current best friends name: i have 7 and i love them all equally so 

91. Eye colour: brown

92. Favourite movie: dead poets society (theres probably another one but im too lazy to remember)

TAGGING: @aphodite @jillys @jiilly @gangseyys @aaronminyardt

sorry this is so long and ignore if you’ve done already! ♥