#i was gone most of last week cause got a wisdom tooth surgically removed

[noahkirschtein]

being sick as an adult living alone actually sucks so hard cause i still gotta make dinner and wash clothes and shit and i even had to show up to work with my fever today this is bullshit

[artistic-writer]

nosy not so anon

@kmomof4 said she wants all of these...and not anon....she is such a rebel ;)

nosy anons let's go

0: Height: I am 5′10/178cm

1: Age: I am 31

2: Shoe size: UK 9/US 10/ EU 44

3: Do you smoke? Nope never have, never will

4: Do you drink? Yes, mostly Guiness, Ales and Gin <3

5: Do you take drugs? Nope, never have, never will.

6: Age you get mistaken for: Early twenties is most people’s guess.  I often get mistaken for my husband’s daughter lol

7: Have tattoos? yes! I LOVE tattoos. I have eight so far :)

8: Want any tattoos? YES always.  I am currently planning a few Star Wars ones but i just don’t know where to put them.  I have an issues with not being able to see my tattoos, so i only get them on my arms and legs where i can see them.

9: Got any piercings? My parents pierced my ears when i was 9 months old, but i don’t really wear earrings.  I had my eyebrow pierced when i was about 14 and it got ripped out in a hockey match and then i had a scaffold that my body rejected.  Generally, piercing make my skin itch so i prefer tattoos.

10: Want any piercings? Nope.

11: Best friend? My husband <3

12: Relationship status: Married <3

13: Biggest turn ons: Is this a bedroom question? lol  I will go generally in a partner - beards and bellies <3

14: Biggest turn offs: People who spend more time looking at their phones than their partners, people who spend an obscene amount of time and money to “look good” - you are all beautiful exactly how you were created!  Let your natural light shine :)

15: Favorite movie: For as long as I can recall, my favourite movie has been Jurassic Park but i have soooo many!  

16: I’ll love you if...you are kind to animals and other people, regardless of how they treat you.  If you can keep your cool when someone is berating you, you are a bigger person than they will ever be.

17: Someone you miss: I used to have a customer at work who was retired but younger than her husband and so he still worked.  Every day she would come into the coffee shopat 11am and i would sit and have my lunch with her.  She used to tell me all about her days when her husband was in the army, how they met when she was 17 and fell in love back in Ireland, how they lived in Germany and her hobbies.  We discovered she lived really close to me, so my husband and I used to go visit her sometimes, and we took her to Ikea and few times because she couldn’t drive.  She wasn’t feeling well for a while and when she went to the doctors she was told she had cancer, end stage, 3 months to live.  It was all a blur, and happened so fast I couldn’t process all the information i was given about what was happening to my friend.  One day i went into work, after having a week off, and a mutual friend/customer was crying and I asked why and she just said “Ruth died.”  It hit me like a ton of bricks and i had to go out back to cry in the alley way with my colleague.  We all got special permission to have the day off for her funeral and her family consider us as more than just baristas - we knew her for over five years, saw her every day and we were her friends.  I miss her every day at 11am when she doesn’t walk through the door anymore.

18: Most traumatic experience: oh my god.  Because I am most wise, I grew 4 wisdom teeth, but one was causing me a toothache.  I hadn’t been to a dentist for 15 years (coward lol) and so i walked around with a toothache for over 10 months.  Then it got so bad, I HAD to go, and after some xrays I needed it surgically removed at the hospital.  Further scans showed the root was touching a nerve in my face, and despite maxing me out with numbing agent, I could feel everything.  So, like something out of a horror movie, I had a wisdom tooth surgically removed whilst laying back in a chair in a dimly lit hospital room and felt every single thing.  They put my husband in the next room and turned up the radio so he couldnt hear me crying.  The dentist also punched a hole in another tooth, but I’ll be dead before I go to another dentist lol

19: A fact about your personality: I have a very dry wit and sense of humour in RL, but i tone it down online because I can be offensive lol

20: What I hate most about myself: Physcially, my neck. Its so long and gross.  Other than that, i hate the way my anxiety can rule my life sometimes :(

21: What I love most about myself: I have a great ass ;)

22: What I want to be when I get older: I just want to be as happy as I am now :)

23: My relationship with my sibling(s): I have a better relationship with my brothers than my sister, but we are all adults so live apart now and don’t see each other much.  I am not really fussed about this fact as i have always been the outcast in my family lol  Strange fact: I am on the autistic spectrum and have an issue with being touched, but there is absolutely NOBODY who makes my skin burn like my sister.  Bless her heart, she has done nothing, but I only hug her once a year, at Christmas.  

24: My relationship with my parent(s): My parents divorced when i was 7 and so i haven't spoken to my dad since then and i drifted apart from my mum.  Eventually, i moved in with my grandparents when i was 9 and they raised me

25: My idea of a perfect date: Steak and blowjobs! ;)

26: My biggest pet peeves: people who disrespect the elderly makes my blood boil.

27: A description of the girl/boy I like: Well, my husband is a bearded man with a belly and glorious chest hair :p

28: A description of the person I dislike the most: I don’t really dislike many people - i try to see the good in everyone and treat others how i would want to be treated, regardless of how they engage with me.

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend: Umm...I can’t lie lol.  And I don’t have many friends lol

30: What I hate the most about work/school: The hours. I work from 6:15-6:30 every day which means, including travel, my day lasts from 5am-7:30pm.  When you only sleep 4-5 hours a night, that doesnt leave much room for anything else 

31: What my last text message says: received: “Dog sitter needed 28th of this month...any chance?” sent: “How wide is your hotdog hallway now?” (lol my sister had a baby last night!)

32: What words upset me the most: I was previously in an abusive relationship (emotional and physical) and some of the things he said to me to manipulate my anxiety still make me question what i ever saw in him to this day, or why i didn’t notice what he was doing.

33: What words make me feel the best about myself: Until i met my husband, nobody had ever told me i was pretty.  and now he tells me all the time.  We have also never gone to bed without saying ‘i love you’ in over a decade <3

34: What I find attractive in women: Legs. omg legs.  I am a leg person lol.

35: What I find attractive in men: Beards and bellies ;)  And I have a thing for ears...

36: Where I would like to live: Somewhere remote, where no one can find me lol

37: One of my insecurities: (editing this in! Thanks @rouhn ) Probably that my husband will find someone he likes more than me :(

38: My childhood career choice: I always  wanted to be a vet, and then i had to have my first pet put to sleep and my vet cried with me, and I realized that i couldn’t do that to other people.

39: My favorite ice cream flavor: Mint choc chip. I will fight you.

40: Who I wish I could be: I don’t want to be anyone else ;)

41: Where I want to be right now: Nowhere else but at home, with a cup of tea and writing.

42: The last thing I ate: Crumpets for breakfast <3

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: my husband...because, well. he is to me.  

44: A random fact about anything: I have something called Chromesthesia, which is a type of Synesthesia so you can ask me about that if you like :D