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WHAT is with tumblr posting drafts without me even hittin the post button?
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#mine#when i tell you i nearly had a heart attack when i saw that a LONG post i was workin on#just automatically posted last night. BOY#i was about to commit a crime#luckily i was able to quickly save it and shuffle it on over to my notes app#but boy was i mad#like tumblr. wtf#note to self: never edit long hc posts on this app i GUESS#ugh#now i have to re-reformat everything when im done and ready to post it here#annoyingggg#im glad i didnt lose All Of That tho bc i swear this next hc post i got up my sleeves is literally 20 pages long#i have been COOKING for the past couple days okay yall LOL#i have Many Thoughts#and it would've been a travesty if i lost it all#cuz i certainly woulda been sad as hell that i lost all those words i spent hours meticulously typing up and editing 😔
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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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#threads#threads app#palestine 🇵🇸#palestine#gaza strip#gaza#west bank#middle east#jerusalem#tel aviv#yemen#iran#fuck israel#anti zionisim#important#stand with gaza#save gaza#gazaunderattack#gaza genocide#free gaza#gazaunderfire#israel is a terrorist state#current events#social justice#human rights#it was never about hamas#israel is committing genocide#i stand with palestine#i stand with gaza#israeli war crimes
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love minecraft youtubers 🫶 would love them so much more if they organized their fucking inventories
#icarus speaks#this post is about tanner smallant minecraft#i need that man dead for the crimes i’ve seen him commit
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thinking about the way ghost doesn't hesitate to start killing shadows when graves betrays them but soap only takes one hostage
you can almost hear the voice in his head telling him it doesn't have to be this way; they can still talk it out
"i'm calling shepherd"
his first instinct when confronted with betrayal is to play it by the books: to go up the chain. that goes against everything we've seen him do. he bucks authority at every chance except for the one time he's confronted with the barrels of his allies' guns
he wants a peaceful resolution; for the first time we've ever seen, he doesn't want violence to be the answer. there has to be another fix, a solution that doesn't end with him killing the same men he's been working with; his friends
nothing's happened yet
it doesn't have to go this way
but ghost has been betrayed before. he knows the way this ends; either with him six feet under or his enemy
he doesn't hesitate
it's only when they knock alejandro out that soap shoots; when they spill the first blood and cross a line they can never come back from
only when ghost orders him to run and he has to cover his retreat
and somewhere along the line, between civilians’ screams and taunting voices, between his shaking breath and ghost steady in his ear, that naivety is stripped away; his trust turned to teeth that he uses to sink into throats of men he'd have given his life for
"be careful who you trust, sergeant; people you know can hurt you the most"
he's learned the price of trust
just like ghost did
but unlike ghost, he has someone to guide him through the aftermath
"good advice, It"
#im gonna add these to my notfics on ao3 i think i have a Lot of these floating around#a bit shorter than my other metas but i think its something that gets missed when people talk about alone#soap is a violent man#his career literally trains him to shoot first ask questions later#and yet he still tries his best to avoid blood when faced with betrayal#and you realise it actually does fit him#soap cares about the men he serves with#he wants to save the men at the crash site he checks on a downed soldier he asks about civilians about alejandros family#hes very tuned into the people around him#and he cant turn that off until hes forced to#until graves gives him a reason to hate him#and all of that previous care and consideration goes out the window#‘makes me want to commit a few war crimes of my own’#dont cross soap#you want like what happens if you do#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#talk meta to me#soap cod#john soap mactavish#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#ghoap#ghostsoap#soapghost#meta#phillip graves#graves cod#save post
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Danny goes to a new School
So! When Danny got expelled from his High School, it wasn't really a big Suprise. He had missed for too many days or just walked out in the middle of Class, and his grades were lower than anyone else in the school. It was just a matter of time really.
When confronted by his Parents, he had just claimed that it was the constant ghost attacks getting to him (not a total lie) and that he was sorry.
Well, his parents tried to help.
After hearing about his supposed Fear of Ghosts, they decided that it was a good idea for him to go to school somewhere outside of Amity Park, so he could focus on his Schoolwork and not be distracted by the constant Attacks.
Of course no School wanted to accept a problem student like Danny, so they were forced to look into alternative schools to find one that would accept him. And they did! So they had Danny pack his bags, promise to call regularly, and shipped him off to his new School.
HIVE Academy.
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#HIVE Academy#Danny goes to HIVE Academy#Suprisingly they have an actual School System at the Academy#The Headmistress would not have her students be undereducated#They were Villains not Savages#This takes place before Brother Blood ever takes over the School#Danny actually really loves his new School#He was accepted because he was seen as a troublemaker who could easily be converted into a Villain with Ghost Hunter training#I mean he was raised by Ghost Hunters so he must have been trained for it right?#So nobody knows about his Powers#They think he's just a really good Ghost Hunter#Danny mostly keeps his head down#He will occasionally commit a major crime or go on a mission for extra credit#But that's the extent of it#The Titans are extremely confused
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POV you and your bff did something dumb
#They be out here committing crimes#the trailer made me want to cry#I love everything about it#the babies are so cute#megs is the voice of reason nobody listens to lol#OP is a sarcastic little gremlin#the visuals and the art style are amazing#I can't wait aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahhhhh#transformers#orion pax#optimus prime#megatron#d-16#tf one#transformers one#maccadam
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I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.
like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.
#I get it though#sometimes your bestie gets married and you don’t talk to him for weeks?? months??#because you’re normal about him and also have pretty serious adhd#so you forget that communication even exists on top of being very sad and lonely and burying it with work#and then he shows up at random and the object permanence kicks in again and you force him to help#with your latest case because otherwise who knows how long it will be until you get to hang out again#and you know you’ll need someone to throw a smoke bomb through a lady’s window AT SOME POINT#PROBABLY#you can’t commit minor crimes by yourself that’s boring!!#and Watson loves your dumb disguises! he’s always said so!#I know we get distracted by the Irene Norton née Adler of it all#but Holmes is incredibly rare (gay) form in this story#a scandal in bohemia#sherlock holmes#acd canon#acd holmes#acd watson#john watson#it’s giving ‘this is my friend Madison and she drOVE ME HERE!!’#you 🫵 yes you! suffer my holmesposting
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woke up an hour ago, looked in the mirror and had a thought ™️
#here have a bedraggled child#someone get her a cup of hot chocolate and a nap rn#i would commit crimes for her.#so many crimes.#why yes I did wake up at 1:32 AM what about it#my sleep schedule is fucked#tbb omega#the bad batch#star wars#aviiart
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Weird Grandpa Story #2
I remember asking my mom once, if her dad had gotten ornerier as he'd gotten old. I'd heard about that happening, and it would've made sense for him. He was already the orneriest old cuss I'd ever met. Couldn't even imagine him being grumpier than he was.
Instead of answering the question directly, she told me about what it was like going to church with him as a kid. Their church was a small Mormon ward out in the sticks of Colorado, and he served as their Bishop - mostly by virtue of being the only one willing to do that much unpaid work. He was also the ward pianist. He actually liked playing piano, and he liked having an audience, so it was more or less understood that he was willing to be the bishop in exchange for being the pianist.
Which could've been a good trade, but there were a few problems.
The first problem was that Grandpa Dale played every song at about triple speed. He was a deeply impatient person, and that extended to how he played music. The second problem was that he had a bad habit of cursing under his breath. That would've been a scandalous enough habit for a Mormon bishop, but was made much worse (and also much funnier) by him being pretty damn deaf. So what he thought of as "quiet" cursing under his breath was more of just a verse hoarse way of yelling. I only visited him for a week or two every summer, and I still learned most of my bad words from him.
So every Sunday would start with a quiet prayer, and then Bishop Grandpa Dale would go to the piano, sit down, and play the nightcore version of Praise to the Man. He would occasionally play other hymns, but he really, really liked that one. This would continue until he hit a wrong note, which was basically inevitable because his music philosophy was that if he could play a song flawlessly, it was time to play it faster. So he'd play until he hit that wrong note, at which point he would scream-whisper SHIIIIIT and, because he did not actually read music so much as memorize it, the only way he'd be able to get his rhythm back was by going back to the start.
If it was a good Sunday, he could get it in two tries. Some Sundays took as many as five.
I learned two things about Grandpa Dale from this story. The first was that he could play piano. I'd never actually seen him do that before. Still haven't, come to think of it. Second was that the man that I visited once a year, who always seemed on the verge of exploding, who scared the absolute dickens out of me, was actually the chilled out version of the man my mom grew up with.
And it helped knowing that, actually. I'm actually a pretty anxious person, and my mom is, also, a pretty anxious person, and as a teenager we'd sometimes get in these doom loops where we'd wind each other up until our springs cracked. She'd be worried about me growing up to be happy, and I'd be worried about letting her down, and my worrying would make me unhappy, and my unhappiness would make her unhappy, and we'd just kind of dissolve into these anxieties like cotton candy in the sea and become totally unbearable to be around for a bit. Then my dad would sit us both down and very politely tell us that we were being crazy. He had this quote how being sad that someone else is sad that you're sad is the emotional equivalent of being a Klein flask and that at some point you have to just say I am allowed one (1) single layer of emotional recursion, at most, and ideally zero.
And it was always kind of embarrassing and silly, but when I was tempted to be more upset with my mom about it, I could remember the piano story and go: Sheesh. She has more of a right to be anxious that I do. For me it's really just genetics, but she grew up with the Cactus-Killing Gopher-Smasher. A whole 18 years of that. I spent two weeks every summer with that guy, and I love him, but I always came home feeling like I'd survived something. She's a trooper.
#babylon-lore#I have no idea how to end these stories cleanly#my stories about my mom's dad are just like#him being kind of crazy and then#over time#getting less crazy#while also still remaining crazy enough to commit war crimes against gophers#like his improved form is still difficult to be around#it be like that
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Brothers and beach parties, or something like that
#my art#dsmp fanart#cwilbur#ctommy#i misssssss themmmmm. ugh. gotta commit a crime of some sort about this#i hope yall like these i think they look pretty good and i had a bunch of fun making them#anyway dont have much to say alright bye bye xoxo#fennec.art
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A few locations in Barovia Valley that our party has seen so far
#dnd#dungeons and dragons#curse of strahd#cos#strahd#dnd art#Barovia#Barovia Valley#Vallaki#my art#ravenloft#Barovia Village#pigeon princess#dungeons and dragons art#hey I love drawing backgrounds now#I have SUCH vivid memories about each and everyone one of these locations#unknowingly watching Viktor commit horrible crimes in the burgomasters attic#Luci dying in argynvostholt.... benoit seeing his own head on display.....#Silas and viktor absolutely ripping into Luci post-dinner in the carriage#Berez..... I am still traumatised by you....#babes in the woods#silas shaw#silas
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aemond one-eye “that’s-okay-they-can-die-for-my-aesthetic” targaryen:
#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd spoilers#credit: op owochimuwu#aemond targaryen#aemond x reader#ewan mitchell#aemond targaryen x reader#aemond said fuck it let me be prettier#when you’re team black but an aemond girlie 👏🏼#and what about it#he’s out here committing war crimes#and looking good while doing it#and i said that’s my motherfucking man#that’s my husbando#aemond one eye#aegon ii targaryen#aegon ii x reader#daemon targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#jacerys velaryon#rhaena targaryen#rhaenys targaryen#a song of ice and fire#daemon x rhaenyra#tom glynn carney#jace velaryon#asoiaf
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my thoughts on the tommy x henren deleted scene aside from people needing to CHILL is that it was a very accurate portrayal of a gay man and a lesbian couple interacting WAHAHAHA, like all the exaggerated facial reactions and back to back quips, the base fact that all henren really wanted was the tea while tommy dangled that bit of his sex life with buck at the end whilst ultimately not answering their question in a real and specific way. neither of them were taking each other seriously in that convo, and yet gerrard probs still had to step out a bit bc the queer energy was too strong in the firehouse for a moment there.
i also want to add that both tommy and lfj were in their most gayest, most evilest form in that interaction, i really can’t believe anyone can keep thinking he’s this nonchalant, one dimensional character when he’s serving this much cunt during a failed shovel talk 😂
#gay on gay crimes were committed#can i just say tho that the tommy we saw with henren is so diff from the tommy we saw with eddie#all the talk about matching energies is so real#911 abc#tommy kinard#hen wilson#henrietta wilson#karen wilson#henren#evan buckley#bucktommy#kinley#tevan#911 s7#911 show#911 fandom#911
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Sketching my first Good Omens comic rn and here is a tiny sneak peak from the 3rd page~
#lil Azira looks like he committed a crime#also I wrote like 4 pages full of notes for potential comics#its like that THE VOICES sound on tiktok#dunno when the last time was that I felt so inspired#I apologize to everybody who came here for BNHA stuff#but I probably won‘t shut up about GO for the next time#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#my art#sketch
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Silly Straw Page Fully Translated:
hbh grfwru ri d gliihuhqw nlqg/ zkr zdqw wr pdnh klv sdwlhqw eolqg = “eye doctor of a different kind/ who wants to make his patient blind”
Qeb alzqlo pxvp/ qeobb pfmp x axv/ tfii jxhb qeb sfpflkp/ dl xtxv = “The doctor says/ three sips a day/ will make the visions/ go away”
Ixvvb hdwhu/ edeb eloob/ zrxogq'w gulqn/ xqohvv lwv vloob = “Fussy eater/ baby billy/ wouldn't drink/ unless its silly”
215 858 117 450 110 628 19 211 120 2256 216 951 25 256 27 532 212 506 18 1317 110 1137 221. 658 23 1330 210 231 118 929 112 2043 = “Twisted out of shape after the kill, the ghosts of his family are haunting him still.”
we’re not talking about that last cipher enough…
#god the number one was annoying#and heartbreaking#how am i supposed to respond to this#knowing he was 100% geniune with his disgust in himself while talking to ford later on#like he is so mental fucked in the head man#this dude had a psychic meltdown when confronting his world and family about 3D which seems blasphemy based on evidence in journal 3#and killed his whole world in the process of thinking he was saving them#and instead of learning from it he parties and commits crimes#so much tauma in one small triangle#book of bill spoilers#book of bill#gravity falls#ciphers#decoded ciphers
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