#i was a stunned butch lesbian and she was a phantom

[your-werewolf-boyfriend]

I just want to say the sexuality line of your bio? the tension element? 10/10 improved my night

It resonates w a lot of queer people specifically, and tbh I think its because when we are young, we have a stronger wanting of finding someone around our age when we are lonely. When you pair that with the queer signals coming from that cashier, you find a wanting that you cannot find much else other than another store with another worker just starting their life out like you.

But you are both locked in a social contract, this is a business transaction, and its not considered friendly or sexy to hit on someone uninvited in this social contract. So you hold your feelings inside like you have before and will again, and instead you two admire each other, taking in all the symbols you see.

And theres a feeling that they want you too, but you do not want to risk breaking that illusion by asking anyway. Its best to keep that shared feeling, and hope you come together for another reason on another night. So you leave, coffee, snacks, gas and all.

[tectonicduck]

Top 5 most attractive male/female characters on Shameless

Omg, I am so excited to answer 50% of this ask lol.

For the ladies:

HONORABLE MENTION (because she’s only in like two episodes): ANGELA

The pure sapphic energy radiating off of this woman is incredible. Dichen Lachman is stunning, and I was really rooting for Fiona to ditch it all and get in the car with her after the “Jack” reveal. 10/10 would serve her pie and let her be my sugar momma.

5: TAMI

Tall. Gorgeous. If she were a man, everyone would love her character. She has peak fun wine aunt energy, and is now a really good mom. If I ran into her in a bathroom at a bar she would 100% lend me a hair tie and compliment my shoes. I love her outfits and that she roasts men for being bad at sex. 10/10 would stand on my tiptoes to smooch.

4. SVETLANA

Love her in glasses. Hot math nerd. Survivor. I have a lot of feelings about this character, but I would let her yell at me for sure. 10/10 would let her steal my bar.

3. NESSA

Hate how she sometimes agreed with Fiona’s bad landlord opinions but wow is she cute. Imagine hanging out with this babe all day and then still trying to get with some old Irish dude? Couldn’t be me. I appreciate that she’s into bitches, making us compatible. 10/10 would do minor repairs with her while wearing overalls and falling in love.

2. VERONICA

I think objectively she is the most attractive person on the show. Shanola is literally so gorgeous. Even in pictures where she’s wearing a mask and half of her face is covered…it’s honestly too much. I love how smart V is and how she cares for others. (I know Shameless can be heavy handed, but the whole mobile abortion thing really did get me). I would also like to know her ab routine. 10/10 I would literally marry this woman.

1. FIONA

Fiona gets #1 because I’ve had a crush on Emmy since like 2004 when Phantom of the Opera came out. Early seasons Fiona is honestly god-tier as far as characters go. As she becomes more morally bankrupt in the later seasons, she also somehow becomes hotter. Why does this woman look so good when she’s disheveled and doing construction work? 11/10.

Men:

I find Lip and Ian very interesting to look at, to the point where sometimes I’m like “what is going on with their faces????” Sometimes Mickey looks like a butch lesbian, and that’s cool.

I’m gonna say most attractive is Cole. <3