#i was a gatherer not a hunter

[notupforpolo]

Folks is the dnd books next to the kpop albums a conversation starter or is it going to make people suddenly remeber they had something planned? Asking for a friend x

[laraenglish]

why

EGG JOKES ARE FINE ITS LITERALLY JUST COMPARING SOMEONE TO A TRANS WOMAN. CONSIDER WHY YOU FIND THAT BAD

[weatherday413]

I lowkey fw them ❤️

[galedekarios]

how it feels to emerge from your favourite character's tag with the one nice fanart you found

[marionette-j2x]

The Perfect Shade... ☀️

'cause you know he's a tree and- //gets slapped-

[ikasdeadasf]

grown ass women btw

[keferon]

Howdy!

I think your Monster Hunter AU is really cool and I wanted to know if you’d be cool if I tried to write something in the universe? (Specifically about Prowl haha, I saw him once and thought 👀 “man i wonder if tarantulas was in this au how spooky he’d be given he’s spooky enough in canon”)

Would also love to know your thoughts/if you had any of what Prowl could be up to, I know the au is Lost Light focused so I totally get it if you don’t have any/etc.

Hope you have a good day! Love your art!

Hoooo boy okay okay. Prowl.

He's a Golem created by Orion.

In mythology, Golems are essentially living statues made of clay mixed with blood and animated by magic. They are stupid and exist for primitive manual labor.

In my universe, a Golem is basically the same thing, but made of metal.

Orion assembled his golem from empty armor, parts stolen from the medbay, and his own energon. And then he went and got a Wisdom artifact and put it in the golem's head, because the rules strictly forbid giving golems internal organs like sparks or processors.

As a result, the golem was very light because it was essentially empty inside, so even when it moved it did so very quietly for a mech its size. Orion had been startled the first fifteen times the golem would appear completely silent beside him. On the sixteenth time, he called the golem Prowl.

Prowl is basically not a real mech. He has no spark, he has no need to eat or sleep. His only and primary task is to serve Orion. Thanks to the artifact, he is freakishly intelligent, not only compared to normal golems, but to normal mechs as well.

Orion keeps his origin a secret from everyone except Ratchet and Shockwave (because Shockwave was the one who taught him how to create golems), so all the mechs in the Order are convinced that Prowl is just Orion's very tedious assistant, not...you know...a walking puppet who has incredible intellectual abilities, but almost no emotions or conscience:)

[kaiserouo]

aww he's just a lost child

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 268

Fright Knight sighs, running a clawed hand through his hair in an attempt to stop the flames from flickering into being. It had been far too long since he had taken a human-ish form. His human-ish form. Ugh. He didn’t exactly care for his human form after so long as a ghost, but needs must he supposed. 

Especially with the whole, we’re going to punch a backdoor into the literal daycare part of the Infinite Realms and be surprised when literal toddlers go exploring. 

Well, at least it got him off of guard duty for a bit, which was relieving. Not that he didn’t love the darkness, but it got boring in the shadow of his sword for literal centuries with nothing else happening. He was a warrior for Realm’s sake! Borderline an Ancient in both power and age! He wasn’t meant to stay so still for so long. 

So while ghostling wrangling wasn’t exactly in his area of expertise, he could definitely gather them back up to the Realms. And deal with the curs who had decided to attack literal babies. 

The Daycare area was already understaffed due to just how large it was, and the one in charge of this section had practically sobbed to the Council (In another world they would have been put on hold for a century in line for their concerns, and then more once a Sarcophagus was opened, but they had told the other ghosts in distress, causing others to let them go up in said line) how they were almost certain they had felt at least one core form Outside the realms thanks to the breach. 

Which had understandably put everyone at an uproar. 

So here he was slipping between shadows to do reconnaissance and take stock of if any Ghostlings had left the city. And gently scruffing those he comes across in exasperation because what are you doing, ghostling? Look at the mess, what would your caretaker say? 

[sreppub]

an avengers wip

[allyouneediskilly]

hunting horn slaps so hard it’s unreal

[cape-cod-lullaby]

cherry-picking

[timothvy]

my contribution to this years @hxhbigbang24 ☆ i had the honor to read @chubsonthemoon's amazing fanfic and an acre before us !! i seriously sat in bed taking it all in for three hours T__T go read it !!

[latibulater]

O.S.I. Can't Get This Damn Bra Off is a newly posted fic in the Venture Bros tag that I really enjoyed! Really hits on the right tone of humor and zany worldbuilding. And I love the choice of cast, with trans femme Hunter, Kimberly, Amber, Shore Leave, Brock, and Dermott talking about all the different contraption bra devices that require a cryptcracker. Iless than 2,500 words so a very light, breakfast read to start your day. If you enjoy make sure to drop the author a comment! Good fic authors are rare and hard to find

[turtle-trash]

Had to do hunter eventually. Tasmanian tiger hunter is kinda a temp choice but I like it so I’m very likely to keep her like that unless I find a more fitting animal

[justnoodlefishthings]

I'm tired of living through historical events