#i was a clueless kid ig

[toadslug]

Me and my friend were reminiscing over old Qubo shows and we made a very VERY stupid connection 😭

[peapodsinspace]

Who’s baulder and why do they have a gate

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[babsworlds]

BROTHER’S NERDY BEST FRIEND.

pairing. Dave Lizewski x Haynes! fem! reader

synopsis. your brother invited his friends over.

warnings. nothing bad ig? siblings bullying, todd and marty supporting dave’s delusions, no use of y/n.

YOUR TWIN BROTHER TODD WAS THE EPITOME OF IMBECILE, always sticking close to even bigger imbeciles than himself. This was evident because you constantly saw him with his two sidekicks—Dave Lizewski and Marty Eisenberg.

Marty, despite his stupidity, had a certain charm that made him amusing. He could crack a joke that, while not particularly clever, at least brought some laughs. But Dave was a different story.

There was nothing endearing about him. He was just plain stupid, with an awkwardness that made every interaction a painful experience. It was no wonder he and Todd were best friends—they both seemed to thrive in their shared mediocrity.

While Todd reveled in his nerdy ways, you couldn’t be more different. You were the popular girl with a large circle of friends, always at the center of attention. Social events, parties, and being adored by many—it was all part of your everyday life.

You couldn’t stand Dave. Everything about him grated on your nerves. His round glasses, reminiscent of an owl, seemed to magnify his clueless expression.

His jokes were not only embarrassing but also painfully unfunny. And then there was his curly hair, which somehow managed to look both messy and greasy all at once. Every time you saw him, you felt an irrational surge of annoyance and frustration.

You and Todd stood in the driveway in front of the house, watching your parents load their luggage into the car. They were heading off for a holiday to visit their friends.

“Be careful, don’t kill each other, and please don’t burn the house down!” your mom reminded you, a hint of worry in her voice, before she stepped into the car. “We love you both equally!” she called out as she climbed in.

You gave her an assuring smile and waved goodbye, watching as the car pulled out of the driveway. The sound of the engine fading away signaled the start of your parents' holiday and, consequently, your temporary reign over the house.

“She lied, they love me more,” Todd teased, a mischievous grin spreading across his face.

You rolled your eyes, unable to resist the urge to give him a playful slap on the head. “In your dreams, idiot,” you retorted, shaking your head with a smile.

You stepped into the house, feeling the familiar comfort of home. “By the way, Dave and Marty are staying here today,” Todd casually mentioned.

Your eyes widened in disbelief. “Are you kidding me? Do Mom and Dad know about this?” you asked, your voice tinged with frustration.

Todd nodded proudly, a smug grin on his face. “Of course they do.”

You felt a surge of irritation. This weekend was supposed to be your time to relax, but all your friends were busy with their boyfriends or away on trips. Now, you were stuck at home with Todd and his nerdy friends. The thought of spending the weekend with Dave and Marty was far from appealing.

“I heard you telling Katie that Dave is cute,” Todd teased, his eyes gleaming with mischief.

You looked at him, feeling a slight blush creeping up your cheeks. Yeah, you might have mentioned it in passing during a conversation, but it was nothing significant. You were still convinced you hated Dave.

“You're fucking schizophrenic,” you said, trying to deflect the truth, and hurriedly made your way to your room.

You stayed in your room, chatting with Katie on the phone. It didn't take long before you heard Todd welcoming Dave and Marty downstairs.

You didn’t bother to go say hi, because why would you? They weren't your friends. Plus, the guys had practically claimed the entire living room for themselves.

As the hours passed, the sound of their laughter echoed through the house, sounding like hyenas. They were probably engrossed in one of their beloved comic books, completely oblivious to how loud they were being.

Finally, fed up with the noise, you opened your door and shouted, “Shut up, you idiots!” But your outburst didn’t really help; the laughter continued almost unabated, only slightly muffled now.

Unexpectedly, you got hungry after being confined to your room for hours. Deciding to take the risk, you ventured downstairs where it was suspiciously quiet.

As you descended the stairs, you saw Dave sitting on the couch, watching some superhero film. He started at the sight of you, almost jumping off the couch and choking on air. “Hi,” he said awkwardly.

“Where are Todd and Marty?” you asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Uh, they went to get dinner and told me to stay here and look after you,” he explained, looking slightly embarrassed.

“That bastard…” you mumbled under your breath. “Whatever, I hope they’ll bring me some food too,” you said, heading toward the kitchen while feeling Dave’s eyes trailing after you.

You pulled a cold beer from the fridge and offered another to Dave. “You want some?”

“N-no, I don’t drink,” he stammered, his voice tinged with nervousness.

You rolled your eyes at his innocence and grabbed your beer. Heading over to the couch, you sat down next to him.

For a moment, there was an awkward silence. The superhero movie played in the background, but it didn’t seem to catch your interest.

The comics on the coffee table caught your interest instead. “Is that Batman?” you asked, even though you knew. You just wanted to get Dave talking.

“Yeah,” he nodded, looking slightly more relaxed. But still, your presence was something he wasn’t quite used to.

“Oh my god, Christian Bale was so hot in Batman Begins,” you chuckled, putting the comic back on the coffee table.

“Y-you saw it?” Dave was visibly surprised.

“Yeahhh, but I prefer Marvel, to be honest,” you shrugged. You only watched these films with your family when it was Todd’s turn to choose the movie.

You didn’t want to admit it, but you were kinda into these things too. Superheroes and their epic battles had a certain charm that you couldn't completely ignore, even if you preferred to keep that side of yourself hidden.

You sighed, taking a sip of your beer. “I guess some of them are cool,” you said, begrudgingly acknowledging your interest.

Dave’s eyes lit up, clearly pleased with your admission. “Which ones do you like?” he asked, curiosity piqued.

You shrugged, trying to play it cool. “I like Iron Man. Tony Stark’s got style.”

As you and Dave sat there, the atmosphere noticeably lighter, you found yourself actually enjoying the conversation. Admitting your interest in superheroes had broken the ice, and for once, Dave didn’t seem entirely unbearable.

Just as you and Dave were starting to find some common ground, Todd and Marty returned, with Marty carrying a box of two pizzas. He grinned when he saw the two of you sitting together. "Oohh, well, who got along there," he teased, his eyebrows wiggling playfully.

“Don’t think much,” you said, standing up from the couch and grabbing the whole pizza box. “Still hate all of you,” you added with a wink towards Dave before heading back to your room.

Dave watched you go, a small smile playing on his lips. Despite your words, there was a certain warmth in your actions that didn't go unnoticed.

After heading back to your room, you sat on your bed with the pizza box, feeling both amused and slightly conflicted about Dave. He was still annoying, but there was something different about him tonight.

As you munched on your slice, you could hear Todd, Marty, and Dave chatting and laughing downstairs. Despite your words, you found yourself thinking about the conversation you had with Dave. Maybe there was more to him than you had originally thought.

You had to admit, it was nice to see Todd so happy with his friends. Maybe you could tolerate their presence a bit more, for his sake.

As you sat quietly in your room, you could hear faint whispers and snippets of conversation from downstairs. Curiosity piqued, you pressed your ear closer to the door, trying to catch more of what they were saying.

“…so, do you like her?” you heard Marty’s voice.

There was a pause, followed by a hesitant reply from Dave. “Well, she’s…you know, she’s interesting,” he said awkwardly.

“Uh-huh, sure, just ‘interesting,’” Todd teased, laughing.

You felt a mix of emotions. On one hand, it was mildly flattering. On the other hand, the idea of Todd and his friends discussing your feelings was a bit annoying. Nonetheless, you couldn't deny the curiosity building inside you. Who would have thought that the nerdy trio would be talking about you?

Deciding to stay hidden and listen a bit longer, you strained to hear the rest of their conversation.

“Well, even if she pretends to hate us, she did offer Dave a beer,” Marty continued, sounding amused.

“Yeah, but that doesn’t mean she likes me,” Dave responded, his voice tinged with uncertainty.

You couldn’t help but chuckle softly to yourself. This evening was turning out to be much different than you expected.

You stayed hidden, listening intently to their conversation, feeling a mix of amusement and curiosity.

“Come on, Dave, she winked at you,” Marty teased. “I think she's warming up to you.”

“Nah, I think she’s just being polite,” Dave replied, though his voice had a hint of hope.

“Dude, she doesn’t just offer anyone a beer,” Todd chimed in. “I’ve known her before I was even born. If she didn’t like you, she wouldn’t have even acknowledged you.”

You couldn’t help but smile to yourself. Despite your initial irritation, it was kind of nice hearing them talk about you in a somewhat positive light.

You loved how Todd and Marty supported Dave, even if their encouragement was a bit delusional.

Despite your earlier reluctance, you found yourself looking forward to spending more time with the guys—especially Dave.

[satoruhour]

racer jjk are so good 😩 i wonder if u can make a part two where is explain how the boys (gojo, geto, nanami, toji) and the reader first met. THANK YOUUU

a/n: thx baby glad u liked them 😉 here you go! also mb if this is lacklustre guys 🧍‍♀i didn’t wanna write smut bc it’d be too similar ig. fun little post! pls still support me 🥹 (nanami’s is a bit suggestive!) / pt.1 here

✶ GOJO

you actually meet his ass when he almost crashes into u and while making a difficult drift turn before swerving at the sight of you. plus  surprise … you’re the police chief’s daughter. gojo at this point is still using a jacked up camaro, so it’s a wonder he’s able to still speed so well away from officers. but it’s not like he was running away from any crime, he just so happened to stumble across an interrogation of a fellow classmate initiated by the police chief’s son (your younger, cop worshipper brother). it was hardly an interrogation tho, more of a bully circle. gojos an cocky man but hes not entirely closed off from things happening around him. when theres people being wrongfully treated he steps in, but he’s pushing the limit a little running away from your brother and his police chief dad. especially when he’s got ties with the racing scene lol. bro doesnt exactly care tho, cause he knew the modifications he made to his engine he’s sure to get away lmaoooo.

there’s a rush of adrenaline that matches the exact moments when the first gear change happens and his foot presses down hard on the break, feeling the familiar sensation of the steering wheel under his fingers as he turns it to the right. nothing like a successful run of a difficult drift route, even more so with an annoying fucking kid chasing him. he was miles behind too, and gojo has to laugh out to himself in the driver’s seat before he yelps out at the shadow on the street.

“damn street lights. don’t even want to spend a few thousand to fix it,” he scoffs, thinking the figure would’ve apologised and ran away, but he’s a little pumped to see you, a relative of the very kid he was running away from. “don’t wanna chase me with daddy over there?”

you notice he’s nodding his head toward the incessant siren, your hotheaded father and your insufferable brother, two of them who butt heads all the time but still manage to get along. you couldn’t care less though, because of their arrogant, conceited behaviour; you vowed never to be like that. your father failed to raise you how he wanted you to turn out: dyed hair at sixteen, a stick ’n poke a year later, colluding with the “wrong” people (they were harmless, he just didn’t like them).

so he turned to your brother, corrupting his mind, and since then, you’ve been a ghost in the house, happy to even be ignored by the conservative kin that find people who are different a ’hassle’. with a story like this, gojo isn’t exactly clueless to your situation so he reaches over and opens the door to the passenger seat in a silent offer.

what’s a little salt in the wound, right?

gojo giggles when you slip in like he knew you would and you simply shrug, knowing this would seal the deal. you know you’re right when you hear furious honks from the police car which is quickly approaching, but watching gojo evade police on the news made you confident he’d outrun them every. single. time. “ooh, doesn’t sound good, princess. i’ll pick you up if you get kicked out of the house.”

it was such a dirty, rude comment that you would’ve slapped him but instead you just burst out laughing, weird noises and all before you’re patting the hand on his stick shift, “drive, hotshot.”

all you can do is roll your eyes with a smile, not missing the exhilarated smile and blush on his cheeks. you already feel at home in the 1969 camaro he’s driving, seeing the exact same car later that night when you’re waiting on the sidewalk with a bulk of your things.

“so much for being daddy’s girl.” gojo smiles, a little sickeningly that you want to punch him (you hear it’s like that from his friends and you find it to be true), but you accept the ride anyway, with a promise he’d get something more later.

✶ GETO

the first time you see him is before a race, having stumbled into the bustling underground of cars and the peak of 2000s fashion because you’re still navigating japan even after six months on an exchange program. it’s difficult when they have different parking lots for every monument building, which all look the same, mind you. it was like a puzzle for your poor mind, especially since there was tons of undocumented alleys in the area you were in. u immediately get hit by the smell of petrol and smoke and conversation and it’s like woah…. stepping entirely into a new world sort of??? even with his fame suguru stays humble tho, keeping gojo ans nanami close to him while keeping his distance from fangirls and stuff. shit gets messy !!!!

gojo nudges geto so hard he almost falls if not for his mazda behind him, and he’s ready to shoot a glare towards satoru but then he looks past the annoying man and into the crowd to find you, doe eyed and looking all around the place like a deer caught in headlights. you’re all dressed up in a cute get-up, hair framing your face so cutely he has half a mind to talk to you. plus, it’s clear you don’t belong here, and there isn’t anything wrong with that but the people here sometimes tend to be a tad bit… stuck-up.

there’s already a few in the crowd giving you weird looks and others giggling, clearly put off by the confused glances you exchange between your phone and the area. geto is prepared to head your way, but his resolve hardens when he sees todo and his gang start to approach the poor person who can only freeze in place.

geto pushes off his car immediately, completely disregarding whatever comment gojo was making while nanami watches silently. todo’s already asked you a question, and when you don’t answer, everyone knows the next thing he’ll do is to humiliate you, but not before geto interferes.

“she’s mine, aoi.” shoving him away, todo only scoffs and spits on the floor beside you because he can’t do anything except leave the place before anything escalates. it’s a clear rule, too, that anyone’s partner or significant other is off-limits, unless you want to propose a race to win them over — but even so it’s not that simple.

the murmurs only heighten when geto asks if you’re okay, a palm on your back to lead you away from the action of everything. thankfully, his mazda and the other two men are stationed at the corner, and the crowd’s attention slowly pulls away from you and onto the revving engines of the two competing cars.

“you okay?” geto looks down, shielding the bright car park lights and peeking a glance at where you were meant to go. it’s a quaint cafe in the basement of a building near shibuya square — a place which could be accessed by the parking lot, but it looks like you took an early turn and ended up in this one instead.

all you could muster up was a nod, mind going a hundred miles per hour just like those cars that were going to race; you’re more focused on his brown eyes that hold yours too well, though, dark and hypnotising that he has to repeat his question.

“yeah. for the most part, i guess. tha—” you mumble, but before you can bow and thank the man who’s already making a mark on your mind with his imposing stature, his friend chimes in.

“don’t mind aoi, he’s just intense like that.” you look past geto to see the white-haired racer who sports a bright grin, and to his side, a blonde, bored-looking guy who’s around the same age. “where you headed?”

geto waves a hand at them and cuts in as you answer, “i’ll take you. don’t mind those two idiots.” his sudden offer has your heart jumping just a bit; a mean brooding guy looking for a little cafe who’s holding a cinnamoroll event at the moment? what a sight to behold.

you’re all prepared to go when gojo tosses the keys to his mazda, and you’re thinking that maybe it really was further than expected but the man is soon leaning down to whisper into your ear.

“but before you go, want to watch me race?” geto grins, noticing that you’re at a loss for words again. you do that a lot, huh. it wouldn’t hurt to show off a little to get you absolutely speechless.

“i’ll treat you to whatever you want in that cute cafe, too.”

✶ NANAMI

ok the small drabble i wrote was sorta how they met but yes basically that!!!! nanami comes in at first (but you’re not doing much, just hanging around in the back), panicking cause he’s got an important race tmr (he just doesn’t gojo to win over whether he would have to borrow one of gojo’s dodge chargers) and hes like ? hes wondering what’s wrong with his dodge and when your dad mentions how he may need to order the parts his world falls apart fr 😭. and then he ends up borrowing it from gojo LMFAOOO. since you guys roughly know their meeting (nanami’s return to the shop after your father fixes the car and then eating you out wheeew) ill highlight life with nanami after that whole shebang!

you like to recall the first time you’ve met nanami, hardly a meeting, really, because you didn’t even see his face, but you hear his voice. a deep timbre with a seriousness to it that tells you that he could’ve fixed his own car if he tried and maybe just lacked the parts. however, you’re appalled when your father comes home later that night and tells you it was a dodge charger they were dealing with, a 1968 release that was no doubt passed down in his generation.

so when you’re peeking out of the supply room the second time nanami returns, you’re not surprised by his blonde hair, possibly a descendant of european blood, but had been born and raised in japan. it wasn’t uncommon, but it felt like he was such a specific ethnicity with the features he had. you’re right when you’re out with nanami a few weeks later, learning his grandfather was danish, smiling as he talked about his family.

it was by chance that he got into the racing scene, getting acquainted with gojo briefly because he was always infuriating in class — but then the both of them began to grow out of high school and entered university, introducing nanami to both geto, gojo’s best friend and to racing. it had made an impression on his heart immediately, reluctantly asking to ride in gojo’s car as they sped through the night and then trying his hand at it later.

“so geto-san was the one who taught you how to drift?” you ask from the passenger seat, a calm atmosphere surrounding the two of you as nanami takes you out for a casual drive along the freeway, bringing you to his favourite place to drift ever since he’s trained there. it was a clean ascent once he reaches the mountain, jogging over to open the door for you before sticking out a hand.

“thank you… kento,” you feel his hand tighten around yours, bringing you around to the front before leaning on the front of the car with you, the jangle of the bracelet he’s got you making noises when he pulls you into his side. it’s been a month with him, yet he already feels so committed, albeit stoic.

but you realise, in the midst of it, you’re the only one who can manage to pry a smile out of him, the lines on his face fading away when he picks you up from your dad’s shop. the loud engine is always an indicator, greeting him at the door of the garage as your father sends you off with a grin, leaning into the driver’s seat to press a peck through the window.

“when you say my name like that,” nanami mumbles, appreciating the scene with his lips in your hair; and while nanami is all soft and gentle with you, sometimes his carnal instincts get the best of him and he says the filthiest things, unprompted, “it makes me want to eat you out on the hood of my car again.”

you roll your eyes with a smile, because you’ve already done it twice: one in the shop and another in a secluded car park, but you know nanami hasn’t glutted his appetite for you yet, and he makes sure you know he never will.

✶ TOJI

the drabble previously mentioned how you were a little older megumi — through tutoring megumi, you met toji. it was a chance encounter sort of, u put up an ad at the end of your second year of uni since the winter break was a little longer than usual, so you decided to earn a bit of pocket money thru tutoring in the one subject you were most comfortable in: humanities. the syllabus in schools nowadays has become harder too, even going as far as to research papers and then scoff in disgust at the intensity of the questions lol … it’s routine in the school system to do that, gearing up for the questions you might be asked when u first get an enquiry call on the line. you hang up with a time and address and when u reach megumi opens the door, but toji emerges from his man cave (garage. hes obsessed w/ his corvette) later and jesus christ hes (almost) six foot of pure dilf that youre considering sidling up to him instead LMAO. esp with how the house looked, it wouldnt be so bad being a old man’s bitch

the doorbell you rang reverberates throughout the house, albeit a bit muffled, but the door opens quickly and you’re met with a black spiky-haired kid, who looks a few years younger than you. but megumi didn’t really need an introduction, because you’re pointing it out to him once inside.

“aren’t you the kid that got suspended for beating up gang members?” sometimes his seniors never knew when to shut up. to this, megumi just sighs.

“yep, that’s me. i told you my name over the phone but,” he extends a hand, “i’m fushiguro megumi.”

you hum and take his hand, introducing yourself as well before a thud makes you snap your head to the noise, where a larger and taller man emerges from the door that connects the living room to the garage. he has features similar to megumi’s and he’s currently clutching his toe, stubbing it on the cabinet on his way out and cursing his head off.

it isn’t difficult to match name to face for him as well, remembering a report you did on the increasingly popular racing scene starting up again. don’t ask — it was a pretty open assignment and you didn’t hesitate to write about the culture back then, something you always wished you lived in.

now, you’re not too taken aback by casually stumbling across fushiguro toji’s home, but more of how he managed to maintain his physique for so many years. if there’s anything your research told you, he was more on the lanky side in his twenties, the right side of his mouth clear from the scar while dominating the drifting scene back in the 80s.

“who’re you, kid?” a little annoyed at the name but you open your mouth to introduce yourself, and toji nods, although confused. it seems like he’s not too involved in megumi’s grades, because when you tell him megumi himself had called you over a bad grade in literature and social studies, his expression drops into an ‘o’. 

“ah, i would’ve taught him myself but…” you knew he dropped out of high school before, living a crap life trying to pay off debts his father had left him and turning to racing and winning bets to make a living out of it. it was scary how this information was so accessible to you via one of his interviews, but you can tell he’s put it long before him, choosing to focus on raising megumi and maintaining his corvette.

“make yourself at home, alright, doll?” doll. you stutter out an affirmative reply.

though when he said that, you hadn’t imagined wandering into the same door he had came out of before. he was probably checking on the condition of his car, knees protruding out of the corvette’s side as he rolls out on the creeper at the sound of someone approaching. you didn’t wish to do this, truly, but when some kids from megumi’s school had attempted to play a prank by picking toji’s lock to get back at megumi, the latter had discovered them after coming out the side door.

needless to say, megumi still holds up his reputation, chasing them down for more than three blocks (it was seven) before proceeding to, you assume, beat them up. you imagine it’s routine for toji at this point, but you still want to at least let him know.

“he’s off again?” toji sits up after hearing your explanation, using the wrench to scratch his temple. sure, he’s only like twenty years older than you — it certainly doesn’t stop you from checking out how his muscles bulge against his compression shirt, or the grey sweatpants he’d got on that you told yourself not to peep at. “don’t mind the kid, i’ll lecture him when he returns later.”

he sighs and grumbles under his breath, expecting you to leave, and when you don’t he just raises an eyebrow, a silent prompt for you to explain what else you needed. you only pointed to the hood. 

“uh… toji-san, if you’re keen on getting back into racing,” toji fully stands up to his height, curious on what you have to say, but also wondering how much balls you had to talk about racing in front of him, “you should really change your 283 cubic-inch V8 to a 327. i, uh, heard the specifications on the new engine has better fuel delivery and horsepower.”

toji relaxes when you actually know your crap, not wanting to deal with another annoying fan begging him to get back into racing, although you’re not entirely off the hook. “and why should i listen to you, hm, doll?”

he stands there, unimpressed, but you didn’t research cars like a madman for nothing. it was a rabbit hole you had commended yourself for diving into, too, because you always had wanted to start, just, how? and that changed when you finally had the opportunity to delve into the complicated world of cars with the help of your friend’s dad who was a mechanic. “um… you really don’t. just giving some pointers, or at least, recommendations that go well with your ’66 corvette.”

oh my god? you know the exact year his chevrolet was released too?

the ex-racer only nods slowly, keeping it in mind for the next time he has the time to switch to an updated engine, but he didn’t expect help to come from your hands the next time, working under the hood like a professional while still leaving the heavy lifting to him. you had fun each time in the garage, exchanging intel and geeking about cars while you both open up to each other — all under the guise of tutoring his son.

since then, toji has taken his corvette out to meet you more than he takes it out for errands, meeting you with a promise that he would take care of your university fees. but none of the time spent with you would’ve warned him that you two would be changing his next engine, too, except that maybe, you were finally his girl.

why does toji’s always end up the longest bye. also this is the only req i’ve gotten, i swear i don’t bite guys. ♡ thirsts and drabble requests are open!

[minnielvr]

PROD. KITKAT - profiles one (ig+twt) : "famous ppl + y/n"

Y/N L/N - 25 year old who produces for most jyp groups (except stray kids). small friend group, loves kitkat and cats, cold, hates men (except sunghoon), became friends with all these idols through connections because of yeji and yuna.

HWANG YEJI - ITZY'S leader and one of y/n's closest friends, passionate about dance, does whatever to protect y/n.

SHIN YUNA - ITZY'S visual and another one of y/n's close friends, super sassy and also hates men, obsessed with everything girly.

SIM JAEYUN (jake) - ENHYPHEN'S vocalist, best friends but also mortal enemies with y/n, obsessed with the huzz, y/n finds his accent annoying!

PARK SUNGHOON - ENHYPHEN'S dancer and one of y/n's best friends (the only man she doesn't hate), extremely nonchalant, lowkey a clueless guy.

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[adoringhaikyuu]

hi this is incredibly INCREDIBLY self indulgent but could you possibly write about daichi and some of the other captains with an s/o who’s latina w/ curly hair and they watch her do her curly routine? I thought it’d be cute bc they would ask a lot of questions about the process and stuff idk if this makes sense sorry💀

THEIR S/O HAS CURLY HAIR

characters: daichi + kuroo + oikawa + ushijima + (gn!reader)

notes: this is for poc mainly (and anyone who has curly hair that needs a routine ig lol) tried to make more inclusive if that's okay

★ daichi takes mental notes (and actual notes) of the steps and the products that you use so he can get them for you when they run out. he's worried he'll mess up, but he offers to help and even watches tutorials with you. soon he's getting on you to take care of your hair when you're feeling lazy.

★ kuroo just likes watching you tbh. he'll take a seat and just stare at you as you do your routine. he asks what each product does like a curious little kid, but it's cute because it shows he cares. asks to try himself and at first he sucks lol, but with practice he gets pretty good.

★ oikawa's routine almost takes the same amount of time as yours. it makes no sense but he's really into skincare and haircare so you'll do yours together. he actually knows a lot more than you would think about curly hair maintenance, so he literally gives you tips and helps you oil your hair every few days. he likes doing his routine with you, makes sure you stick to it.

★ ushijima doesn't know much about curly hair, he's clueless tbh. but once you start dating and you tell him you can't hangout with him one day because you have to wash your hair...he decides to start doing his research. will send you videos that he finds about tutorials, memorizes all the protective styles (pays for the trips to the salon too).

[italljustkindahappened2]

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001 THE otp (you know :)) )

Okay. This is probably gonna be a long one so buckle up.

1. When I started shipping it, if I did: I do ship it and I honestly don’t remember when. I started probably even before I started watching the show tbh. I really liked Chenry when I was watching HD, so while I was looking up tiktoks about them, I also came across ones with Bomika and ig the rest is history!

2. My thoughts: Honestly they were the perfect example of opposites attract: intelligent, honest, hardworking Mika and innocent, naive, clueless Bose, I genuinely think that they canceled out each others negative qualities perfectly. Mika needed someone to help her take a chill pill sometimes and to help her realize that it’s okay to not be perfect, and Bose needed someone to help him be grounded, to take things seriously sometimes and get shit done.

3. What makes me happy about them: I’m so happy that both Luca and Dana (more Dana) have come forward and fully supported the ship, by liking edits of it and even going on insta live and saying it straight up. I think we needed that confirmation after what we went through with Chenry.. where we were like so is it happening or not??

4. What makes me sad about them; WE COULD HAVE HAD TWO MORE SEASONS WITH THEM?? Like I hate how we got the confirmation from Dana that the writers approached her and Luca and told them they were going to go the Chenry direction with them. It totally got our hopes up, and then… nothing. I mean I liked what we got I guess, even though it was little tiny minuscule snippets of jealousy, and pet names, and even the fake dating trope, but it wasn’t really enough for a true end-game confirmation in the actual show (and not just by the actors)

Things done in fanfic that annoys me/ things I look for in a fanfic: I haven’t really read that many (I will take your suggestions in the comments though) fanfics about them so I don’t really have preferences yet!

Who I’d be comfortable with them ending up with, if not each other: NO ONE. I’m kidding… or am I? Ehh it’s hard to decide I mean I liked Chamika and I tolerated Chiles. I did like Bose and Glerp but she was toxic to him (made him age hella) so I’m glad they ended that where they ended it. If Glerp didn’t have that effect on Bose or they somehow found a way to counteract it, that would’ve been nice to see more of.

My happily ever after for them: They have twins, a boy and a girl, he proposes to her in a lavender field and they have a small wedding with immediate family and friends. Mika goes to law school, Bose is a stay at home dad, they live in the suburbs of the Hamptons, in a big house from all the money they earned when Celia became mayor. They have two more kids and adopt a golden retriever.

Who is the big spoon/ who is the little spoon: Bose is the big spoon, Mika is the little spoon. End of discussion, argue with the wall.

What is their favorite non- sexual activity: Since they live near the beach in the Hamptons, they often take walks down there (ESPECIALLY in the summer). They like to set up a little picnic blanket, and take time to really just chill after a LONG time of just fighting crime. The kids play in the sand with the dog, and it’s just nice and peaceful.. exactly what they need.

[nikethestatue]

Am I the only one who never believe that SJM doesn’t have social media and that she doesn’t know what’s going on out in the world?

She used to have Tumblr, Twitter, FB, she is still on IG, and she had a Pinterest.

I have a hard time believing that a 38 year old with 2 kids doesn’t have a private IG.

I just can’t believe that she is as clueless as she pretends to be.

[yanderefarm]

I feel like Butler's reader is so spoiled, like he will not stand to get his own shoes that's 2 feet away from him. Is he one of those broody rich kids who wants revenge? "You killed my mama and papa now I'm going to kill you." Or a happy go lucky, I love my life type? I'm just so curious about the dynamic..

This man has butler do everything, bath? Nahhh, he can do that for him, eat? Why the hell would he eat himself? BUTLER, PSST, FEED HIM, NOW.

"I want pudding."

"It's lunch, sir.."

"I want pudding."

"I- okay.."

I also feel like the reader has grown up with butler by his side, heavily depending on him. If he dies, who's going to make him his morning tea? Who's gonna tie his shoes?😞

god i really hate mobile Tumblr. i had basically finished replying to this with my whole long message and then I had to go do something and ofc its gone.

so ig to summarize what i was saying

1. would you guys find it creepy if he had been darling's father's butler since darling was young? would that be too creepy in a bad way?

2. because I was trying to not make anyone uncomfortable the original darling isn't a spoiled brat but more of a clueless fish out of water. found by the duke family and taken in and then given a butler with Issues.

that said i do really like the idea of spoiled brat darling. if you're rich you should be allowed to be spoiled. your butler dresses you, ties your shoes, brushes your hair, he even bathes you. no noble would stoop to bathing themselves and ofc your butler wouldn't let anyone else do it.

in my mind a spoiled darling would be more like the type to want to goof off and play around. drinking, partying, maybe sleeping around. you leave all your work to your butler while you go off with others to have fun. and ofc your butler can handle it he takes such good care of you. he doesn't even mind if you want to have fun with other people, he'll cover up any potential scandals and quietly escort your guests out the back. and when you wake up the first person you'll see is him. everyone else will come and go but he'll stay with you forever.

[ofmermaidstories]

in reference to a recent post (like 3 days ago lmao) you're not gravity falls trash, you're gravity falls TREASURE!!

itskilau asked: but also ur fic idea looks so yummyyy!!! with how you write character dynamics and beautiful introspections i know whatever piece you touch will be absolutely gorgeous!!!

🥺👉🏽👈🏽 kilau, you are too good to me. 🥹 admittedly i am really excited to write something for GF, lmao—the series has a lot of things that i don’t really think to play with, in BNHA. like magic realism, horror, generational trauma (lmao), all the fun stuff. and—i’ve actually had the core idea for this fic since i was first in the fandom, like, back in 2013. 🥹👉🏽👈🏽 LOL, we finally get to trot it out!! playing the long-game around here. 😎 idk idk idk, i’ve been referring to this fic as The YA piece in conversation, lmfao, because it’s a) not a romance, unforch (weell, i guess that’s a lie. there is like, a burgeoning romance in it, between Dipper and Pacifica, but it’s less because i think they should be together and more because i think Dipper is—in a lot of ways—wish fulfilment, right? the ultimate awkward nerdy teen boy fantasy. the paranormal shit he’s into is real, and he gets to kick it’s ass. and he’s smart but he’s not THAT smart that it like, ruins his life, he can have his friends and the cool-girl accessories and it’s all meaningful, forever and ever) and b) it’s set when the kids are like, eighteen. i have so many questions!!! like. will dipper and mabel always be close? like, the series goes on and on about how special they are, together. they can achieve anything! does that hold up still when you’re like, on the verge of adulthood? it’s easy when you’re a kid… there’s nothing else competing for attention. but like, you know, eventually everyone branches out—and what does that mean for a relationship that like, got you through armageddon?? all relationships are work, and you constantly have to like, renegotiate them, almost—so what does that look like when you’re still a clueless kid, who’s being prepared for the first steps in building your adult life, with like, several conflicting and confusing needs coming at you all at the same time? idk idk idk. does it undo all the things they learnt in that first summer if they have to like, relearn them in a way? do they deviate like the grunkles? you know, close as kids, not close as party-sized and full-sized adults but it’s okay bc then you just circle back when you’re like, in your sixties. is that what it is to have a family lmao? is it a safety net? a tether? is it a backup option? like, idk, some of these questions do not do service to the characters we are given but!!! that’s what the fic is for ig. 😌 we’ll throw ‘em all at the wall and see which questions stick and which ones we like the answers to LMAOOO.

[blueskygirl22]

Family line lyrics

Lyrics♡:

My father never talked a lot

He just took a walk around the block

'Til all his anger took a hold of him

And then he'd hit

My mother never cried a lot

She took the punches, but she never fought

'Til she said, "I'm leaving, and I'll take the kids"

So she did

I say they're just the ones who gave me life

But I truly am my parents' child

Scattered 'cross my family line

I'm so good at telling lies

That came from my mother's side

Told a million to survive

Scattered 'cross my family line

God, I have my father's eyes

But my sister's when I cry

I can run, but I can't hide

From my family line

It's hard to put it into words

How the holidays will always hurt

I watch the fathers with their little girls

And wonder what I did to deserve this

How could you hurt a little kid?

I can't forget, I can't forgive you

'Cause now I'm scared that everyone I love will leave me

Scattered 'cross my family line

I'm so good at telling lies

That came from my mother's side

Told a million to survive

Scattered 'cross my family line

God, I have my father's eyes

But my sister's when I cry

I can run, but I can't hide

From my family line

From my family line

Oh, all that I did to try to undo it

All of my pain and all your excuses

I was a kid but I wasn't clueless

(Someone who loves you wouldn't do this)

All of my past, I tried to erase it

But now I see, would I even change it?

Might share a face and share a last name, but

(We are not the same)

Scattered 'cross my family line

I'm so good at telling lies

That came from my mother's side

Told a million to survive

Scattered across my family line

God, I have my father's eyes

But my sister's when I cry

I can run, but I can't hide

From my family line

From my family line

Song about:Family issues(Ig)

[iwanttofuckereh69]

Now reading: The husky and his white cat shizun

So i finished the first book. It's been what, not even a week? (EDIT: 2 fucking days since the og post i made) How am i supposed to wait till the rest is released if i keep swallowing them at this pace i feel like i still restrained myself but not enough ig

And like what, that last arc was utterly insane. Meatbun just tortures their leads, she's truly more cruel than Chu Wanning himself. It's not even characters in the world thats against them its just the author plainly tormenting them. That last scene … ehem spoilers for the first book here

…where Chu Wanning gets forced into Shi Mei's body? And he's going through all of that for Mo Ran while Mo Ran think its Shi Mei?

They just are so clueless, both of them. It's so tragic. The author just forces them into those situations rjuiefknhijugv And the fact we get POV's of both of them how they misinterpret each other's words and gestures… And as readers we can only silently scream at the book and observe the tragedy.

Getting back to my bullet points from the original post:

Chu Wanning is cruel AND pathetic but just like i mentioned earlier, not exactly like Mo Ran sees him. I still don't know how can he be both mean and kinda caring but only when nobody watches. I mean i get that its just that the level of his ruthlessness is scary. I still think his mom beat him as a kid for him to turn out this way

Mo Ran is dumb, i can't with him. I can't with how he doesnt realize why he is the way he is towards Chu Wanning, why he is so possessive. EVEN THAT DAMNED BROCADE BOX DIDN'T MAKE THAT LIGHTBULB IN HIS HEAD LIGHT UP. Great character, i love him but he is so utterly dumb...

Okay I can maaaaybe see why they will end up together, like everything seems like they are fated to be together. And Chu Wanning is pinning over him for whatever reason. But then i still believe in Mo Ran / Shi Mei supremacy. I love him being all lovey-dovey towards Shi Mei its just so adorable when he's talking about him or about his wontons. It still makes me giggle and kick my feet.

I have no idea what happened when Shi Mei died, it just seems unlikely Chu Wanning would be cruel like that. Probably Mo Ran was too dense to understand what was going on. There surely is more to Shi Mei, i'm just scared to think he's gonna turn out to be two faced.

Shi Mei is still my precious please don't be evil please don't be evil

i am convinced there will be a lot of pain and misery

WHAT THE FUCK WENT DOWN AT THAT LAKE

will i have enough strong will to wait some time before i get the 2nd vol

probably not

im gonna keep myself occupied with drawing Shi Mei <3333333333

[nicky35]

Lmaoo her wattpad is in her bio this is wild 😂😭 I mean..to each their own ig and obv she’s a kid (I hope)

https://www.wattpad.com/story/376944109-clueless-love💕-paige-bueckers-suni-lee

yeah i think she was promoting it in one of the last tiktoks that got sent to me. also 1.8k reads is absolutely insane to me. i'm hoping its at least pg and nothing crazy sexual. but also i had to peak and this had me dying:

[tachosnachos]

Thoughts on Heirarchy ep 1-2

I just watched the first two episodes so I’m only basing my opinion off of that. The girl who plays fl, Jae-i, her acting isn’t acting rn. I understand that she’s supposed to be having issues and she turned cold or something but then there should at least be more than one facial expression. I need her to cry like she means it, be a bitch like she means it. Not the lip licking thing she made. I only smoke casually but even I know she’s not getting nothing with the way she smokes. She’s like pecking it. If they’re not going to commit then just put some smoke effect or something. If she thinks her dad’s a monster then convince me girl. Rn she’s giving meh in everything which is disappointing because I saw the list of works she’s done, she’s by far has the most experience out of all of them.

Ri an, his acting isn’t giving me scary chaebol. I’m comparing them to the kids in the glory and penthouse. Like those kids act. This one didn’t scare me, all I’m being shown is what they did but they’re not convincing me that they’re capable of it. It was a cool entrance tho. idk if it’s his face or his acting. Also jae i and ri an isn’t convincing me that they had a strong relationship or they cared very much.

Kang Ha, him being the clueless new kid actually annoyed me for once and the plot twist if him actually having a motive for everything was okay ig. Which only tells me that he did his job pretty well. His character is overbearingly chippy. Good Job kid, you’ve convinced me. What irks me is the choices he makes to do his revenge. Not sure it’s working well. He doesn’t seem very bright so it’s hard to root for him. The writers could do better at writing his character.

Hera is actually giving me mean girl, the overly flirtatious party girl. I think the actress played her well.

So far the plot is interesting. But we’ve been there done that. I almost don’t care to know more about the mysteries tho. I’m probably going to finish it just because I’ve already started. The sets are very aesthetically pleasing in a dystopian way. Like the school kinda look like underground bunkers but fancy. The main characters aren’t giving much though. Again, if we compare it to penthouse and sky castle. Most of the kids there were only starting out as well but they acted their ass off.

[enmi-land]

DIAAA, I hope you had a great day/night!

I am LIKE super-excited for the jjk fic!! ADJDJD – I LOVE the jjk universee!! 😭 & the first idea you told 🐰anon!! the goodwill event, right?? where the kyoto & the main school have like this competition?? & ADKDJD – I think Kiara would defo get along with Utahimee!! maybe she & some of the boys could be in like the kyoto schl branch & Mila & the rest of the boys could be in the main schl branch [ Ig it was Tokyo, Ionno? ] & OH MY LORD – what if Mila is like sort of from a privileged clan like the zenin clan?? I meannn, she‘s canonically from a wealthy fam & I totally think she would fit in a misogynistic clan like the Zenins, cause yk? they prefer the male kids & since Mila is canonically a high-achiever who aims to meet other‘s expectations & strive hard to prove others wrong! like yk? maybe a sunshine version of Maki?? & speaking of Maki, I feel like she & Mila would defo be the ‘black cat x sunshine’ trope!! Maybe like Yuta, Mila could like admire Maki! & GOJOOO, [ I love him & I miss him, please include him 🥺 ] I feel like once the manchild gets to know of the boys’ having a crush on his dear student(?), Mila, he like starts to tease them & tries to get them together!! & I can really see Nobara & Kiara teaming up to get the boys’ & Mila together!! & I really feel like they‘ll drag an exasperated Gumi & a clueless Yuji into their mission!! & I can totally see Yuji & Sunoo being besties!!

– 🐍anon

[ sorry for the VERY-VERY long message😭 I just had these things in mind & I had to share them with you 😭 sorry if it was annoying lool ]

yesssss the goodwill event is sooooo fun 🥲 i had a little different train of thought from you- so i was going to make mila and the others part of like a different branch from korea, and have the two japanese branch students be like eagerly anticipating their arrival like gossiping about who is in the class and what their techniques might be (does this count as spoilers??) 🍄🍄 but ahhh trying not to say too much bc again don’t wanna spoil it before it even comes out, but i love the ideas you have going on!! kiara would defs vibe with maki when they first meet— maybe the two of them bond over weapons and stuff 👑👑 and yesss mila would defs be a sunshine type- her and nobara would probs get along rlly well too, like them complimenting each other’s fashion sense and planning to go shopping together 💅✨✨ imagine todo asking one of the boys what their type is, and them instantly replying “mila” and todo just crying tears of joy bc yeah they have amazing taste in women 😋 mila would deffo have a girl crush on maki ngl, like she’d just find her strong aura and determination so attractive — and especially if they’re both from clans who don’t view women as highly… like mila is defs a princess of some well known clan, and probs is a disappointment bc she’s the only child of the main family, but she’s a girl, so when she sees maki and learns about her history, mila is all 🤩🤩 the boys will have to fight to drag mila away from maki lol 🌝 as for gojo (he shall be missed), riki would defs bother him all the time trying to provoke him into deactivating his infinity so he can have a go at the so called “strongest sorcerer” 🤺🤺 meanwhile mila silently fangirls over him with miwa (omg 2mi???) like “omg he’s so cool” which only fuels the boys need to try and one up him even more 😆

but ahhh hopefully this doesn’t spoil too much lol bc I haven’t written the jjk segment yet 😆 but don’t apologise for sharing!! I actually love asks like this- esp rlly long ones bc it also gets my brain thinking as well so thank youuuuu and love you mwah mwah 🌻💛

[landograndprix]

okay so lando and I are dating. we're on that border between dating and calling each other bf / gf. I get pregnant and for some reason he ignores you when you tell him on instagram. I had planned on telling him in person but while we were chatting on and off one day he convinced me to do it via dms. for some mysterious reason he ignores me, doesn't answer my calls or texts or anything. I have no idea why he's being like this but I decide that all during the pregnancy I keep him updated with every bit of info I have, lots of photos and so on in the hopes that he sees them eventually 🥺

anyway I give birth to a pretty baby girl who giggles a lot and smiles at people. I'm out at a cafe with her and a friend of mine, and his family sit at a nearby table. his mum comments how she is a cute baby, reminds her of when her kids were the same age. lando joins a little later, sees me and he does not look happy. he and baby are both very charmed by each other though and I'm fighting for my life trying to find a way to tell him (and his family) that the baby is his

we end up talking away from the tables where everybody is, and he asks me why I ghosted him, how could I move on so quickly, who is the dad etc. I'm able to get him to stop talking long enough to say I kept reaching out for months, that even if I was ignored I still wanted him to know about her. he is ??????????ing and I show him the messages and he ??????????s even harder. he figures out I've been muted on ig (and that he caught an overly flirty friend on his phone but that he didn't think anything of it bc nothing was obviously wrong at first) etc so he unmutes me, we exchange (new) numbers and insists I catch him up on everything he missed. he keeps looking back over to where baby girl 🌹 is (with a friend of mine who is clueless about everything) and he's all 🥹 at her. we agree, we'll figure it all out

- 🌹 told you it ended happily!

😭 😭 still can't believe there's people out there who are lucky enough to dream like this 😭 😭 and y'all really always dream about girl!dad lando..am I the only one who thinks he gives big boy!dad vibes 😭 anyway, kinda jealous you get to experience this in your dreams 😂