#i want to wear the perfume that she chooses for me to mark her territory

[hangingoffence]

help me i think im experiencing things that could be categorized as romantic feelings

[fenristheorem]

Lance: Dragon Headcanons

A staple mark in Lance’s character is his dragon genetics, and I have a lot of headcanons regarding this, so I figured I'd write about this while I have it in mind. A lot of these probably aren’t canon at all, mainly just me rambling away about what I'd like to see, but I think they're still pretty interesting regardless. 

~Do note: Lance is going to be a bit more feral than usual in this one (this is discussing his dragon side, after all), and many of these are going to be romantic. Combine feral and romantic and you get something along the lines of NSFW. It’s not exactly NSFW, but this post certainly isn’t clean, either. This is really only a concern near the end of the post.

~ Under the cut ~

It’s known that in a partially transformed state, Lance’s mother - Tia - has a tail, scales on certain parts of her body, makeshift claws (technically they’re just filed down nails, at least that’s what I’ve read in certain descriptions), and a few other dragon-like features, but since this post reflects my own headcanons I want to add on to and alter that. 

In my headcanons, dragons in a partially transformed state have tails, as well as wings, real claws (not nails, it’s like an extension of the bones that turn into claws), scales in certain areas, and can actually transform to the point where their limbs are more dragon-like the further away from the body it is. They can also control exactly what features appear when they partially transform, but only to some extent. There’s either a full human appearance, or a full dragon appearance, and in the middle there’s a small range of partially transformed traits that they can choose to display; like having the claws, tail, and scales, but no wings, or limiting the amount of scales on their body while having the other traits appear fully. I imagine controlling their transformations is like a muscle; the more they work with it, the more control they have (which is already sort of canon since Valk admitted he wasn’t as strong as Lance because he didn’t practice as much when they were younger), and they can control a fine selection of which traits are active and when.

From that; dragons - like many other living creatures - have their own distinct scents, and with that there are scent glands (there’s a lot of reptiles that don’t have scent glands I think, but also some that do, and since dragons can shift between a reptilian and mammal form I like to imagine that they do have scent glands). In nearly any state, dragons’ scent glands are a lot like a cat’s and are placed in the same areas as their scales when they’re partially transformed; around the mouth, on the cheekbones, the neck, genitals, and a few places on their torso, chest, and arms. In their complete dragon form these locations are primarily the same, but since their anatomy is a bit different, there may be other locations with scent glands as well. These glands work partially with releasing their natural scent, but for the most part they’re also used for scent marking. Again like a cat, dragons can rub off their scent on objects and people by rubbing their scent gland scales across something.

Because of this, Lance may have a small tendency to brush himself against his partner... a lot, especially if he’s partially or fully transformed. It’s common for him to be laying with his partner and begin to repeatedly rub the side of his face against any part of her, but he especially prefers around her face, neck, or chest, and this is usually disguised as aggressive nuzzling. He can do this at random moments through out the day as well; when he suddenly comes up behind her and takes her in his arms and nuzzles into her neck, at night when he pulls her close and accidentally wakes her up just to rub against her, or even if they’re showering together and Lance wants to remark his territory because the water is washing his scent off.

For this reason, he probably doesn't like his partner wearing heavy perfumes or anything that can disguise his - and her - natural scent.

If his partner allows this scent marking to be a commonplace thing, they can find this becoming a habit for him even when he isn’t transformed, and he especially likes when his partner willingly touches his scales - even if just to feel the textures again. Along with that, his partner may make it a habit to brush herself against him; acting as though she’s scent marking him, or just brushing against him so that his scent rubs off on her more. Since dragons probably follow some set of instincts (like any other living creature, even humans), Lance’s partner ‘scent marking’ him is probably incredibly endearing to him, as not only does it mean that she accepts his instinctual nature, but it also shows that she wants to take part in it too.

On the topic of instincts, I image dragons to be incredibly feral and impulsive in at least some basic ways, specifically with some forms of communication and relationships (no matter if it’s romantic or not), so body language may be a major way of communication with him some days. Of course, he’ll still actually talk to other people, but if he’s having a day where he’s just really not in the mood to talk but he needs to communicate with his partner in basic ways, he may revert back to a relatively feral form of communication: body language. Everyone and all species display things through body language, so it would make sense for Lance to rely on speaking with his partner through body language when he’s not in the mood to talk, but he’ll probably use other basic sounds like huffs, grunts, groans, and growls to relay things more clearly since his partner may not be as fluent as he is with this type of communication. 

On these days, she can expect to come back to their room at night and ask a question, only to be answered with a grunt, or a faint growl with a glare, or a scratchy purr and contently closed eyes as he takes her into his arms. It will take his partner a while to decipher exactly what each noise means, as well as what they mean when combined with different facial expressions and posturing, but she should pick up on it quite quickly. Fortunately he acts a relatively similar way on the days he is talking, so many of those days where he resigns from speaking shouldn't be too much of an issue, as he acts mostly the same way minus the words.

Keeping on the topic of nonverbal communication; when he's partially transformed, he probably has a few other habits than just scent marking is partner. As a show of being territorial, he may drape or curl his tail around her, be it her ankles, legs, or even her waist if they're lying down together. As a sign of affection, he may lightly drag his claws along her skin, similarly to how he would with his fingers to relay tender affection.

In a general idea; when Lance is partially or fully transformed, he acts much more on feral instincts than usual. This can lead him to being simultaneously more territorial and romantic towards his partner; it imprints the idea to others that she belongs to him while he maintains a quality relationship with his partner so she doesn't seek to leave him. He feels emotions very deeply, and it's those emotions that influence him to act more on feral instincts (after all, emotions are basically chemical reactions within the body that we then respond to). This means that his emotional reactions can be - and usually are - amplified, or at very least it's easier for him to have a stronger than normal reaction.

This last headcanon may be a bit iffy, but I imagine dragons definitely take a singular mate for the rest of their lives, and have a sort of mating ritual where they leave a physical mark - a bite - on their partner that signifies that from then on, their partner belongs to them.

Marking in general - be it biting, clawing, or bruising (that last one is typically on accident) - may be a common thing with Lance due to his interest in making his partner his mate, and he may perform those markings willingly (usually on the gentler side) or by pure accident as he's caught up in the moment of pressing his partner into the bed and holding her down as she squirms (it's in these accidental moments where the more rough, violent-looking marks come from). He's alright for the most part if his partner would rather not have him inflict a lot of physical marks, he understands her reasoning - after all, its certainly not entirely painless - but his partner may need to understand that if she allows him to act on his more feral instincts sometimes, even in nonsexual ways, he may still end up accidentally inflicting some small mark on her. Of course, if she's sensitive enough to pain that any sort of marking will make her show signs of distress, he'll immediately back off upon noticing those signs (the last thing he wants is to truly hurt his partner), but if she doesn't show signs of discomfort, he may indulge in the feeling of sinking his teeth into her flesh a bit too much and end up accidentally leaving a mark. While on the topic of marking by teeth; dragons - being carnivores - probably have abnormally sharp teeth, even in a human form. This also helps their marking mates by a bite mark stand out more, as not many other species can do similar things.

On the other hand, if his partner is entirely fine with - better yet; likes - marks, be it of any kind, expect him to make that a semi consistent thing. He's much more likely to inflict smaller, more common marks (like hickeys), but if his partner lets him, he'll gladly leave a few scratches or light bite marks on her skin next time he finds himself between her legs and deep within her. On occasion, when he really lets himself go and indulge in the feel of his partner, he may leave a more aggressive scratch or other mark, but this would usually only happen when he knows his partner doesn't mind - or likes - these physical marks.

An important thing for his partner to keep in mind is that he has a human form but his species is dragon. At the end of the day, he’s a dragon by nature. He can certainly be civil and calm, but he will have his moments where he seems more beast than man. Living and being intimate with him is very different than just working with him, so his partner does need to be aware that she may find out some interesting facts about him that she may have never guessed before.

Being with a dragon isn't for the faint of heart, Lance is a true testament to that, but as long as his partner approaches the topic of romance and heavy instincts with an open, considerate mindset, it's unlikely there should be any issues that would arise from this.

I'm glad I finally got those written out, I've been meaning to write them for a while! Hopefully it's not too unorthodox of a topic, but I've noticed the topic of Lance being a dragon is something people like to continuously acknowledge, so I figured this is a good topic to post about.

Thanks for reading!

[phoebehalliwell]

Okay, but like straight up, Chris 100% just stole some clothes from like a Goodwill that no one was gonna notice were gone (bc they're ugly, sweetie:/) and called it a day, but here is my question: his style in the changed future? Please make it better, even if it's just like Wyatt or Bianca going absol-fucking-lutely not, change you dumbass, like any headcanons about it being not that (or even still that and reactions, idk, man, i just love chris even tho he dresses so terribly)

it’s like tho. how did the sisters really let him wear so many ugly outfits. how did paige not ask him if he was dumpster diving for his wardrobe. why did phoebe not give him the old boyfriends pile of clothes to choose from. ladies. i will say, his looks did get better towards the end of s6 so maybe this did happen off screen. however, some of his fits are like so ugly it’s like i don’t even wanna gif them bc they make me so upset. another thing i will comment on real quick. bianca’s tits out leather vest look with like buckles. what was that. is that what the dark future fashion looked like. bc if so. did chris also own a leather vest. if that was the style, mark my words, wyatt owned like ten. just throwing that out there.

okay so like: chris’s fashion in the changed future. i am gonna say like the chris in my head like when i write him doesn’t actually look like drew fuller bc uhh he doesn’t. idk why but i decided somewhere along the lines that he was like. 6′4″. bc like. the vibes man. if u’ve ever met a skinny 6′4″ brunet with daddy issues you’ll know what i’m talking about. and like. i don’t think chris was like remotely well dressed in y’know like middle school but like who was tbh but like he was definitely one of those kids who like wore t shirts and basketball shorts everyday and i think the first person to like really intervene was piper bc like. okay yes the basketball shorts r conveintent bc like they’re cheap and chris keeps growing out of normal pants bc like. he keeps growing. but like. he looks so stupid in basketball shorts. and like they always look huge on him bc he has to find the balance of being long enough to reach his knees but like small enough to fit his waist and it’s like. he looks so stupid. piper’s just like no. i can’t have this. so i think we have piper to thank for the greatest improvement which was like the introduction of the skinny jean into chris’s wardrobe. i also think he’s the type to rarely buy clothes from himself so it’s like would he go out and buy himself skinny jeans who knows he doesn’t and yet they still make up the majority of his wardrobe so there. (gifts for chris are almost always either clothes or witch stuff.) i’m also saying his wardrobe is just like. boring. which honestly i wish s6 chris’s wardrobe was just boring bc it would have been a great improvement over what we actually got. but like. the color palette for his wardrobe is like black. slate grey. navy blue. a white t shirt. maybe a hint of green. but like. i don’t think he’s really gonna have like any colors in there (wyatt on the other hand has a Shit Ton of colors in his wardrobe bc wyatt is  fun and ten times more fashionable than his brother). i also think like the thing chris owns the most of is just hoodies. like i know chris wore a leather jacket once and people went yes chris wears leather jackets but like. does he really tho? think about it. i think his jacket situation is like 90% hoodies. he might own like one leather jacket but he is not the type of man who would go out and buy a leather jacket for himself. if he does own one he obtained it through some other means like a gift or something idk he’s one of the oldest so handmedowns aren’t really an option. (bc idk how many of y’all shop for like leather jackets but they’re not like cheap unless you’re buying them from forever 21 (rip) but chris is not shopping at forever 21 so it’s a moot point). and then the single most import part of chris’s wardrobe is the t shirt nothing more vital that the simple t shirt nothing fancy to little pocket on it no prints or patterns or logos just like plain t shirt. if he finds a tshirt that fits nice he’s gonna buy like five of them one in white one in black one in grey one in blue and then one wildcard color if the color is nice. a desaturated forest green or a desaturated burgundy. maybe a light blue. i think if anyone’s gonna bully him about his wardrobe it’s gonna be wyatt be like. witchcraft can be a messy side gig things blow up a lot there are lots of guts and strange colored goos but uhh wyatt has an orb shield. so like. if they’re vanquishing some demon and that bad boy explodes wyatt’s protecting his fit with a shield and chris is getting fucked over and every single time chris complains about it wyatt’s like ohmygod i’m so sorry here i’ll buy you a new outfit i have seven dollars in my pocket so that should be more than enough. i think chris definitely keeps trying to put wyatt in situations where his clothes get ruined by some magical means but he has yet to successfully pull anything off. in regards to the whole bianca situation i just like. i really want them to go to events. i want bianca do be like the dress code is cocktail. white tie. creative black tie. beach formal. smart casual. and every single time chris is like What The Actual Fuck Is That Supposed To Mean. and it’s like. i have no idea why chris and bianca would be on outings like this. but i would like to see it. also in regards to bianca / chris’s fashion i don’t think they start dating for like a Very long time again it’s sorta this enemies to lovers slowburn but i think they are often in cahoots together frequently but they are never an item until that day when they finally are when they have crossed the line into lovers territory and even tho they’ve like been in again like “cahoots” or whatever for like idk two years maybe more it is not until they official become an item that bianca starts stealing chris’s clothes. she’ll wear his hoodies all the goddamn time looking like ariana grande with the way they go all the way down to her knees she’ll take his t shirts and tie them up in front knots and where them out and about it’s happened before where she’ll literally take like his pajama pants and she has to cuff em to the nth degree so she can walk in them without tripping but like it Will Not Stop Her. and chris is like befuddled bc like a) sometimes he just straight up does not realize the t shirt bianca is wearing is actually his and he’s like where do all my clothes keep going how am i losing my clothes and b) bianca has had access to his wardrobe his whole time like if she wanted an oversized hoodie she could have taken it like sixteen months ago or she could just buy her own and he’s like explaining this to wyatt and wyatt’s just like huh you really have no concept of stealing your so’s clothes huh and chris is like no i don’t i don’t get it until he like finally obtains one of his hoodies back after it’s been in bianca’s possession for like four months and it just sorta smells like her perfume and chris is like oh : ) and like wearing it around his apartment minding his own business

[sidgenoheatwave-blog]

Heat Wave Prompts 2019

Heat Wave 2018 Prompts

Note: You can use prompts from this or previous years, or choose not to use one at all! Prompts are meant as inspiration only.

Caught in the rain

Victory sex

Double cream pie

Oral fixation

“Secret” relationship

No tan lines

Secretly a virgin

Touch-starved Sid

Consolation

Private island

Humiliation kink

Popsicles

Tool belt

Rope bondage

Exhibitionists

Love at first sight

Soulbond sex

Dream thieves

Mermaids and weird genitalia

Sex rituals at center ice

Dracula’s castle

Just fucking machines, being overwhelmed and a good dose of overstimulation

Accidental pregnancy/didn't realize he could get pregnant

Sid decides to take a year off to have a baby, and wants Geno to be the father

Werewolves and scent kink

Werewolf au. Every team has an alpha. The Pens have two.

The Road to El Dorado

Met at friends’ wedding

A forward forward and an amenable photographer for ESPN’s The Body Issue

Porn Stars au: Sid is really good at playing the fake virgin

Nipple play! Geno loving on Sid’s nips

Sid has extremely sensitive nipples and can come just from having them played with

Voyeur and exhibitionist neighbors

Rival sex, Geno is a Flyer and Sid is a Penguin. Enemies to lovers, with secret romance and angst

First time blowjobs - sloppy, messy, and explorative

Sid is being bullied by a new coach or new player on the team. He tries to hide it because he's ashamed. Geno finds out and saves the day.

Sweat kink, cause you know Sid likes to marinate after games

Sid's been cursed and Geno has to fuck it out of him

They warned me Satan would be attractive

Testing out the pool/hot-tub Sid has just built

"I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit." - Henry Miller

Sid’s not often into sex, but man is he into Geno.

Emperor and his most favored consort

Favorite couple on a porn site

Animal traits: penguins court by giving each other small rocks

Sid's a tentacle monster, and Geno is very into it

Double penetration: can be with toys, with fingers, or with straight up dick

Mpreg, Sid wants a baby SO badly

Dressing room hook up at a department store

Detective and homme fatale

Secret agent AU, Sid is the honeypot trap for Geno

Pulled over by “Officer Geno”

Someone's got a shapeshifting dick.

Accidental soulbonding, they have to fuck to settle the bond

Geno has a magic dick

Naked except for the jewelry.

Geno’s frat boy look

Feelings happen to demisexual!Sid after knowing Geno for years and years

A bet on how far they can get during roadies in team outings without getting caught

The boys make a bet on who can fuck the longest without coming and try to get the other to lose 😌

One of them is cursed and the only thing that will break it is getting pregnant

Overstimulation with lots of sex tears and sensitivity

Some no holds bar, compleatly unrealistic, exhibition fucking. Everybody sees and they LIKE IT

Phone sex with needy sid

Zach and Miri Make a Porno au

Team soulbonds are normal and triggered through sex

Sex magic to break a scoring slump

Dom/sub relationship that turns serious and loving later

Friends with benefits

AU, sex worker!Sid, Geno is the cop who has to keep arresting / rescuing him

Pilot/frequent flyer

Knotting in Geno’s heat nest

Sid claim biting Geno during heat. The scar is messy. Multiple bites.

Scent marking without realising it, and scent marking on purpose

They're both alphas and one REALLY likes to get knotted

Alpha Sid mounts omega Geno in the lockerroom and it’s MESSY

Alphas aren't supposed to be able to bond to each other, but they bond anyway (accidentally or on purpose)

Geno hooks up with Sid between relationships. Sid doesn’t mind. neither does Geno, until suddenly he does.

Wolfbrother au (A Companion to Wolves - Elizabeth Bear & Sarah Monette) where Evgeni and his wolfsister go into heat.

Werewolves taking a mate and wanting to fuck in the snow after running all night under the moon

Genderswap Geno shaving Sid’s legs, his hands on her thighs and Sid watching him bite his lip in concentration.

Rule 63, for both. College or pro teammates, a lot of competitive bets for sex/use of toys

Mermaid!Sid with gold under his nails, under his scales, and Evgeni who is forced to hunt him.

Sid’s sex superstitions. They are crazy and hot but should not be encouraged. Too bad Geno doesn’t care. He just wants to win games!

Sid has to give Geno a creampie before every home game: it's a superstition

Sid is a swan turned human, and he could easily break bones as he could accept Geno as a mate.

Geno gets cloned (accidental magic?). Obviously they both want to fuck Sid and neither of them is going to give way to the other.

Private plane banging, in those tight, white dress shirts from the video

On the plane - Geno wears one of those vibrating plugs that Sid controls on his phone - does he come in his pants? Or can he hold out till Sid fucks him.

Sid finally manages "Russia with Geno", but since Moscow is having a literal heat wave right now, he's not coping too well and around the apartment he's wearing as little as possible, all damp and dewy and curls. Geno's losing his mind over it.

Assassin!/escort! au. They both think the other works in the same field as them. They both keep hooking up after blowing/blowing up clients.

Geno is secretary or assistant to a friendly, wealthy, but suspiciously evasive businessman!Sid. They have an awkward friendship (note: Sid must secretly be a thief but he doesn’t tell Geno at first because he wants to protect him) (second note: Sid must also be in love with Geno) (third note: after a few months of this Geno become a thief too)

Young, hot Pope (either Sid or Geno) and his devoted cardinal, fucking on holy ground/under the Sistine Chapel ceiling. maybe now, maybe set in the past, maybe the Renaissance.

Soul bond dream sex. Knowing theres a mate out there bc you feel them from the moment they're born and you dream of their successes and losses. You share when they have sex dreams and what happens when you finally meet?

The story behind that gif of Geno publicly nut-tapping Sid during shirts off our backs(?) Dom claiming his territory or bratty Sub making sure he's going to get punished later?

As captain, Sid always has to be in control, carrying the weight of endless responsibilities. He longs to relinquish control briefly, but doesn't feel he is allowed, doesn't even know how to formulate the question. Geno figures out the problem and is up to the job.

During on-ice scrums, Geno always comes charging to the rescue whenever someone takes liberties with Sid. After many years of this, Sid and Geno finally come to terms with what it means.

Sid is arranged to marry the Crown Prince of Russia. Then the Prince breaks the long engagement to secretly marry someone else. War looks like it may break out. To save face, the Russian Royal family ask their lowly cousin Evgeni, to marry Sid. Or maybe seduce him, so the Canadian's can't sue for breach of promise.

As long as Geno has known Sid, he has a gold collar of thorns around his neck. Then one season Geno returns from Russia to find it gone. In its space is the pale length of Sid's neck. Geno knows he shouldn't look, shouldn't even think about it - about Sid... but he can't stop. Maybe D/s au, maybe some mythological au, maybe a magic au, whatever.

Geno likes to wear perfume sometimes (think Flowerbomb by Vikor and Rolf, maybe Bloom by Gucci), and Sidney likes the scent of Evgeni’s skin.

Monster fucking, but think “A monster is not such a terrible thing to be. From the Latin root monstrum, a divine messenger of catastrophe, then adapted by the Old French to mean an animal of myriad origins: centaur, griffin, satyr. To be a monster is to be a hybrid signal, a lighthouse: both shelter and warning at once.” — Ocean Vuong, from “A Letter To My Mother That She Will Never Read”, published in The New Yorker.

Sid/Geno/Anna:

Sid and Anna taking turns fucking Geno with a strap-on 👀

Anna is ovulating and Sid and Geno lovingly and jokingly compete who gets to impregnate her which (of course) means a lot of sex in general

Sid/Geno/Anna scenario where they kind of have a cuckolding/"cheating" thing where Anna fucks one of them and tells the other one about it in great detail to satisfy his humilitation kink. Could also involve filming during sex to show the other partner. Author's choice who loves the humiliation, though it could also be a scenario where she does it to both of them.

[candymayvary]

in the moment kiss with a pairing of your choosing

i’m in an axel mood again always tbh so here u go

Prompts here!

4. In The Moment Kiss - Maybe it’s in the middle of an argument or you just looked to damn beautiful not to kiss, but their lips were hot against yours and it felt too good to stop.

Adrenaline comes out of the left field, and sucker punches Harper in the cheek. Not unusual, considering she was also running on about three cups of coffee (black, doubly black, like her soul at that point), maybe at least one energy drink, that smelt kind of funny and was electric blue in her glass, and just,

Feelings. The worst kind of energy booster, because it made everything rose coloured and unreasonable, and sometimes a little sad. Or happy. Or mad. Harper had to admit she hadn’t always been good with feelings, as they always gate crashed when they weren’t invited to the party. 

Like right now. Like why she threw on a jacket that was crumpled and bundled her hair up in a scarf in an attempt to hide how she needed a shower. How her mannequin sat, unfinished and sad, stuck with pins and notes and measurements, because it was getting past seven. Late. She was so late. Harper imagined a little white rabbit with a clock running ahead, as she grabbed keys, purse, phone. As she legged it out the hallway, joining the throng of students.

Feelings sucked, because they were making her break all her little rules, ignored her homework, and run headfirst into unknown territory. Sure, she said she’d go (with everyone else) to his show (because everyone else was going, and not because he asked her personally), and Harper couldn’t turn down a friend, right? That would be rude. Harper tried to be anything but blatantly rude. 

Raquel sees her before she sees Raquel. Whatever, it worked, because they clamber into the back of so-and-so’s car, everyone talking a mile a minute. First time in a long time Axel had apparently secured tickets for friends, or so the conversation went. First time in a long time he’d let people backstage, too. Whatever that implication was, as Raquel slowed her words pointedly, maintained a threatening level of eye contact, and shook Harper a little. 

Okay, so people joked Harper had some sort of magic sway over Axel, but right now it was feeling like a two-way street, and people just weren’t seeing her side. She wasn’t social social, only really fond of the odd dramatic appearance at bigger things. She wasn’t an active purveyor of the music scene. Concerts were just if she remembered, and if she managed to convince others to come along. The most live band experience she had was those in beer gardens, when Harper was dragged out to some family event, and dinner was at the local restaurant. This was getting to be so far out of her depth, Harper could feel the water rising.

Or maybe it was just the blood in her cheeks, when someone opened a live stream. They weren’t late, per say, and definitely not early. But Axel was on stage, greeting fans, talking through screams. Someone near the front was getting a full HD version of him, and all Harper had was a grainy screen, barely catching the things he was saying, all of it drowned out by people screaming they loved him.

And here she was. Harper K., voted most likely to date a rockstar. 

It wasn’t for lack of trying, anyway. Sitting back, Harper continued to stare at her nails, at the window, at anything besides what everyone else was watching. How animated Axel was, answering questions, talking about releases, winking into cameras as he went. They’d talked about that, the persona he puts on. Some days, there wasn’t a difference between Axel and Axel. Other days, there really was.

Harper kind of didn’t want to start splitting them apart at that stage. Especially not when they arrive, ushered backstage before anyone caught wind of them doing so. Something about a private list, the agent practically blowing steam from his ears at such a thing, but they get the fancy bracelets and lanyards. Get a gift bag of merchandise that gets a lot of laughs and one suggestion from Harper herself about how much these would go for online.

“A good couple of hundred, definitely.”

There’s a few cheers of ‘Axel!’ when he throws his two cents in. Harper manages a ‘hey’, that thankfully sounded a lot stronger than she felt. No, she wasn’t going to focus on how he looked good, and not the putting it on for his waiting crowd, but for once he was. Just. Good. Nice. Clean?

Fuck, Harper thinks, and it might’ve shown on her face, from the way even Tyler rolls his eyes at her. Oh, whatever. It’s not her fault they had been teetering on the edge of will they, won’t they for at least a good month. Maybe more. Not like Harper was actually keeping track of these things, because that meant thinking and talking about feelings, and right now. 

Right now Axel was in front of her, smiling and chatting and doing that thing with his hands she couldn’t stop watching. Oh man. She was in so deep and it sucked. 

It sucked because she wanted to like. Kiss him. Or throw him down. One or the other, right now she couldn’t figure it out, hyper aware of her jacket that barely managed to look decent after hanging off her for a good half an hour, or how her hair was greasy, or that thank god she packed one of those stupid mini perfumes her aunt bought her every year. Not like she was going to linger on why she cared so much, either. 

God, he was wearing jeans that looked a size too small and it was doing things to her. She was mad. At him, at the fashion industry. Everything. Hormones definitely included.

Whatever the conversation was, she lost it. Completely and totally, too busy focusing on the outline of Axel’s ass in those jeans, or how he was doing that stupid little half smile that was all kinds of rude, and how she was so dumb. So dumb and blind and Harper wasn’t sure if this was the point where she was supposed to give up and accept fate. Yeah? Nah? Either option wasn’t looking too good.

Raquel loops her arm through Harper’s, signalling the end of the conversation. Something about moving them to the seats set aside, or whatever. Wherever. Axel’s agent looked like he was going to blow a casket, and everyone was having too much fun with it. 

“Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!”

A hoot joins Raquel, and Harper begins to follow when Axel speaks up. “Can I speak to Harper for a second?”

Oh. No. At least three different alarms were going off in her head, as Raquel wiggles her eyebrows with a ‘take all the seconds you need,’ followed with his agent saying something about needing to get onstage. Now. Like ten minutes ago. 

“It’ll just take a minute.”

“You said a second!”

Axel smiles, all cheeky and smarmy, causing Harper’s stomach to flipflop. Heavily. Whatever butterflies were taking up residence in her gut needed to consider new housing, because she was having none of this weak-knees bullshit, no sir. 

Feeling a little like a doll being pushed and pulled, with how Raquel completely throws her into Axel and runs off with everyone else, Harper wants to complain. Wants to pout a little and suck up to Ellie, or just drown herself in fancy material and homework for the rest of the night. Something other than catching her breath as she stares up at Axel, noticing how pretty his eyes were in this light, and how he hadn’t stopped smiling since they arrived. 

“Hey,” he says, and it’s so infuriating on some level, that he wasn’t worrying the way she was practically going to combust. Did he not feel the tension right now? Was she reading all the wrong signs? After all, she’d only spent the last few weekends hauled up in different bedrooms, crying into tubs of ice cream over her problems, to whoever could put up with her long enough.

But Harper responds. “Hey.”

“You look good.” Axel slips from a soft smile to a wide grin. Damn him. Damn him and his pretty face. And whatever type of cologne he was wearing, because the pretty boy smelt pretty damn good. 

“You clean up well too, y’know. Trying to outshine me here?” Tries to keep her tone light and teasing, because if Axel was going to ignore the way his agent was crawling up the walls, then so would she. If only because she was sure she’d be up there soon, too, anyway.

Looks over his shoulder, if only to control her heartbeat. One day, her body wouldn’t betray her like this. Especially not when she was greasy and tired, remnants of pencil on the sides of her hands, the odd pen mark on her fingers. Maybe a line on her pants she was acutely aware of. Ew.

Harper notices that he stopped talking then, or at least had no intention to keep going. Good. Thank you very much, she thinks, and finally looks at him. And notices how his face just got closer. 

Well, shit.

This was. Well. It was very different. Axel was warm and Harper was distinctly aware of the strawberry flavoured lip balm, and his hands on her waist, and how his eyes slid shut. Maybe she should shut hers too. Maybe she should get more into it. Whatever thoughts and actions she wanted to have, there was a disconnect between everything, because she was pretty sure synapses caught on fire, and someone threw a bucket of confetti on everything.

Mostly because lord have mercy, but Axel was kissing her — slipping her a bit of tongue, even — and was clearly ignoring the squawking around them. Fine. She could ignore them too. Slips her arms around his neck and kisses back a little harder, a little better into it on her behalf. Tilts her head, closes her eyes. Harper won’t deny that the fire roaring in her wasn’t wholly bad, with just how she tingled. Harper would cover up the fact that she might’ve thought an ‘oh yeah baby’, as that thought was just between her and the other mini Harper’s running in her head, one part celebration, one part also celebration but louder.

Goddamn, if she’d known kissing Axel was this good, she might’ve done it earlier. Thank god he was clearly more confident than her, right then, at that exact moment. 

[austennerdita2533]

A/N: Okay, so...I'm not entirely sure what this is?? haha. I was hit with a truckload of Kalijah nostalgia during Katherine Pierce Appreciation Week recently and this 3k more or less tumbled out of me without much provocation, steamrolling into a lot of Elijah POV and prose I never thought I'd think about let alone expected to write? 

 As a result, I don’t know how I feel about it. But I hope you like it, anyway! *prayer hands*

xx Ashlee Bree

Summary: Elijah ends things between them abruptly in Mystic Falls. Katherine clings and chases him to New Orleans, refusing to let him off the hook without a fight because she's learned something that's changed the game. It's changed everything. Now, if only Elijah would get out of his own head long enough to listen...

(Canon Divergence + post-s4 of TVD + Mates)

(FF.net) (A03)

There Are Girls Who Will Tear You Apart With Their Lips

who put this brain inside of me?

it cries it demands it says that there is a chance.

it will not say “no.” —Love is a Dog from Hell, Charles Bukowski

Tantalized.

It’s what Elijah feels. It’s the first thing he thinks the moment he perceives her standing in the middle of the foyer, ensconced in lamplight, with her hip cocked to the left and her expression calculating, a little nefarious, an expensive bottle of Bordeaux peeking out of her handbag. Chestnut curls cascade down her back to bounce against the intricate lace of that little black dress she wears. It’s tapered slightly above the knee to hug her thighs, accentuating her lithe curves perfectly. Sinfully.

She’s the devil in kitten heels and Dior perfume, and she knows it. Flaunts it. She brandishes it at him like a whip that's headed straight for his Achilles heel.

Five hundred years of reserve, and constraint, and pain, fade away with the flicker of her curled black lashes to his face, her pert simper widening as imaginary strings pluck in time to the sashay of her hips when she glides past him into the sitting room; heels clicking against the hardwood. Brushing against his shoulder, she precedes to strut through the room with a newly-acquired familiarity. She allows her gaze to catalogue everything. As if she’s resorting it to memory.

Next, she pulls back the light feathery curtains to toss a perfunctory nod of approval at the streets below, humming something to herself unintelligibly. Then, after another moment, she opens the doors so the French Quarter humidity and musical commotion can billow in through from the courtyard. It seems she’s making herself at home—like she owns it. Or, like avarice is nothing to her but a wieldable commodity for him to nurture.

Elijah forgets to move.

The house somehow grows smaller with her in it. More claustrophobic.

It’s far too snug with these used bricks and cherry bookshelves caging them in on all sides, at every angle. It feels like the ceiling’s about to descend to crush every last gear still churning inside his head. What if it does? How will this chess game finally end?

The available space between their two bodies shrinks and shrinks until she’s a magnified map of history, half truths, and conflicting body language expanding before his eyes. She’s in every room or hallway, lurking around every corner; and before he knows it, he’s unable to look away from the tome of her he doesn’t want to read.

The sun trickles in from outside like yellow fire droplets. It sizzles against Elijah’s back so heat snakes down his spine like burnt cigarettes and nearly causes him to fall to his knees.

His whole body tingles and itches until everything around him blazes as red as that profane mark on his wrist, sucking out his well-preserved faculties like blood because he knows when he permits himself to move closer, he’ll be too weak to locate the door he needs. He knows he’ll never be able to sneak back behind it. No. He’ll never be able to find the strength to slam it shut between them again.

Also, were he to endeavor such an escape now, she’d never hesitate to strike from behind with her talons extended. She’d never pause to claim him like the prey he often was around her, and perhaps still could be—so he remains still. As formidable as stone.  

“Good evening, Katerina,” he says stiffly, addressing her with a curt appraising nod. “To what do I owe this intrusion?”

“Missed me bad, have you?” she replies with a smirk.

“Not quite the phrasing I’d choose, no.”

“That’s unfortunate.”

“And why’s that?”

She twines hair around her finger and says, “Because I’ve missed you terribly, ma chérie, and I’m here to collect what’s owed to me. What’s owed to us. Time’s up for you, I’m afraid. No more charades.”

Katherine’s an entire dictionary of words: a little bit of everything convoluted and picante:

Coquettish.

Possessive.

Calculating.

Indulgent.

Dangerous.

Stylish.

Sexy.

Lovely.

Too lovely.

The adjectives burn like cognac on Elijah’s tongue and he knows he needs to bury them. He needs to stop all those inexcusable words from flashing through his head, from sliding across his suddenly blunted teeth in want of describing her. But they’re delectable in all their disaster. Perfect in their crunch. Like blood dipped in roses or Debussy. Like a lovebite scarred on his neck in shades of faded red lipstick. Like hands leashed around his wrists. Like…

Clearly he’s tantalized by her yet.

The thought makes him want to crack her open like a book spine to study the language of her entrails, to find out where the pentameter cuts off and where the free verse of hell begins. The face of Athena, Aphrodite, and Hecate—her face—wears an underworld of dark and delicious secrets this spring evening; and they pulsate like veins beneath her hungry, inscrutable eyes like they always have. Like they probably always will.

Changed and unchanged in a multitude of ways, Katherine’s a chameleon with fangs who prowls from century to century. Haunting him. Seducing him with fingernails that claw into his back to mark love there, against his skin. Torturing him with too many questions he’ll never be able to answer: like why their hearts are forever tangled in manipulation, and lies, and ‘almosts’ that never come to fruition.

She’s a one-headed Medusa whose name still purrs in the reticent bones of his mind—Katerina, Katerina—and he cannot stop hearing it like a refrain. He knows he cannot. He knows because he’s covered his ears; he’s shut down his own heart too many times to count.

And tried.

“I’m disappointed. You don’t seem happy to see me,” Katherine says, breaking the ice with a tut and a pout.

“No,” Elijah replies as he glances at his Rolex. “No, I’d say I’m more surprised than anything.”

The smile she offers in return is thin. Terse.

“By the way you keep checking your watch, I’d wager you’re expecting a visitor of the female variety.”

“I am.”

It’s a lie. He’s not expecting anyone. Hayley’s long gone; he and his siblings ushered her out of the city after her wild, elaborate tales regarding Klaus and a magical child proved to be as fallacious as she was.

“Who is she?” Katherine demands tartly, swallowing back a snarl.

His answer is impassive. Stoic. “I fear that’s none of your concern.”

“You really believe that, don’t you?”

He dignifies this with nothing but silence.

“Okay. Have it your way, Elijah,” Katherine purrs. Her movements a little too casual and nonchalant, she waves him off only to pivot back around like a black swan ballerina. “But I bet she’s not as hot for you as I am.”

“In fact,” her teeth widen in smile; her voice sharpens, “I’d bet my heart on it.”

Elijah folds his hands. The barest hint of courtesy levels his voice into something flat and steady, “What do you want, Katerina?”

“You.”

“And how can I be of service?” he says with a blink.

Angling closer, Katherine narrows her eyes then unloads,

“Did you think you could get rid of me that easily? Me? A Petrova?” she laughs, but it comes out cutting. Sardonic. “Let me let you in on a little secret, baby: I survive; I never say die. So don’t you dare believe for one second there’s a world for you out there without me in it, because there’s not, because there never will be. Do you understand me?”

Elijah’s jaw ticks and he frowns, offering her a look ripe with skepticism.

“No, no,” she wiggles her finger at him as a wicked glint transforms her features, “you can’t run from this any longer. You’re done locking yourself off from me.”

Circling him in those tall, fancy heels, trailing a finger down his shirt almost like she’s marking territory or preparing to fillet her prey, Katherine stops to spread both hands against his chest before pulling him to her by the lapels. She pulls him until their faces are only inches apart. Until Elijah’s close enough to smell her last kill (a vodka-drinking attorney) on her breath.

“Did you really think I’d let you go after some vile, half-assed goodbye? Or that I wouldn’t follow you after I learned the truth? After I felt it literally brand into me, burning my muscles and bones?” she snickers again.

“In the five hundred years you’ve known me, have I once struck you as the kind of lover who wouldn’t scratch, fight, or scheme until the man I desired conceded? Until he swore he was mine?”

“It makes no difference. The point is settled. Moot.”

“That’s where you’re wrong,” Katherine spits out cruelly, challenging him. “It makes all the difference.”

A lump forms in his throat at her words, but he bites it back, too self-controlled for his own good. In any case, hope for them is gone. Dead. So he answers her cooly instead,

“I don’t care.”

“What a fool you are, Elijah,” Katherine sneers, malicious humor dripping from the edges of her mouth like rubies. “I warned you I wouldn’t let you off the hook again, and I won’t…now stop pushing me the hell out, you insufferable, pretentious ass!”

“No. You must stop pulling me in,” he fires back.

Zeal mixed with anger and perseverance turns her pupils into flames. It accentuates her Hadean beauty; it heightens her severity enough to strengthen it into something fixed and implacable, something almost ruthless.

“Sorry,” Katherine says without a hint of remorse, “but you should know this by now: I do as I damn well please.”

“This is madness!” Shaking, he grasps her by the shoulders and flashes them into the library. Pressing her hard against the nearest bookcase. “Desist with this nonsense, immediately! I beg of you.”  

“No.”

“Why are you doing this? What for!?”

“I think you already know the answer to that,” Katherine whispers like a caress.

She simpers up at him knowingly when his sleeve slips up his wrist to expose the intricate ‘KP’ calligraphy engraved into the skin of his left hand. Which, despite being slightly obscured by his watch, looks as if it were elegantly cat-scratched against his veins—only it wasn’t.

“It was foolish of you to come here, Katerina,” Elijah says, drawing out a sigh. “This little act of yours will not alter my decision. I meant what I said to you before I left Mystic Falls. You and I have come to an impasse—we are not…I fear we cannot seem to…”

He clears his throat.

“This—this thing carved into my flesh is nothing but a superstitious trap, a compulsive trick of the mind some vengeful witch devised so that I would…so as to suggest that we are somehow…”

“Yes?”

He steps back. Hardening, he drags a hands down his face and clenches his jaw to add, “It’s not real, you understand. I’m certain it’s not real.”

“Liar,” she growls. There’s hunger in Katherine’s eyes now, and something else, too—something prickly and unnerving as hell because it crackles in the air around her like lightning: certainty. “Coward.”

“You feel the tug; you hear the call in the howl of your bones just as I do,” she says, “except you’re too afraid to let it course through you. You’re as stuck inside your own head as you ever were, Elijah, but I swear on my my precious-and-padded, about me life I won’t move until you let the only truth that matters consume you.”

She’s not entirely mistaken. He’s terrified.

Elijah’s terrified because they both know precisely what being ‘marked’ means…what it entails…how choice and providence each play a part in the official elevation from being ‘intended’ to ‘knotted.’ Soulmarks are embedded in any number of the myths and whisperings they’ve encountered throughout the centuries, and some offer convincing proof of their existence despite the proclaimed rareness among the Originals. And, yet…how many grimoire’s in his family’s possession state that perhaps—perhaps—

Elijah’s mind is so bleary all of a sudden. His heart is so thunderous and unrelenting against his ribcage, so burdensome with all these wretched, blaring sensations it thrums whenever it’s within her proximity, that he struggles for purchase. He feels himself spiraling and unraveling to the point that a door squeaks open inside of his head, just an inch, and that’s when the intolerable buzzing begins.

In an effort to compensate and correct, he stands taller and firmer. He pinches the bridge of his nose, more fatigued than he’s felt in a thousand years, and says,

“Please. Please, I can’t do this now.”

“Oh, don’t worry. You won’t do it to me now,”  Katherine says with a curl of her red mouth, “or ever again.”

“It’s over between us, Katerina.”

“The hell it is! I always get what I want, and I want you to let me in.”

“No,” he says, shaking his head and pushing her away with closed eyes and balled fists which he shoves into his pockets. “I-I won’t.”

“Fine then,” Katherine relents, but only for a second. “If that’s how you want to play it—” She rakes him over with a predatory gleam in her eyes, “Kiss me like it’s over and maybe I’ll believe you.”

“This isn’t a game, Katerina!”

“Maybe it is, E. Maybe it is. This could be the universe’s Most Dangerous Game, or perhaps you’ve failed to consider that?”

“I said no. It’s not real!”

“Yes. It is!” she hisses back with resolve heavy on her black lashes. “Believe.”

“You’re…you’re being impossible. This is indecent! Asinine! Absolute lunacy!”

She rolls her eyes.

“Like I want a vocabulary lesson when I know you want this, too.”

Suddenly, she’s tugging on his lapels again, and her hands are diving beneath his tailored jacket to tear at the designer fabric until it’s ripped from his shoulders, shimmied down his elbows, and discarded from his wrists into a ball behind his feet.

Katherine’s all around him in seconds. Visions, dreams, memories, flesh—she’s everywhere:

Her tiger-doe eyes…

That blood-and-Dior scent on her clothes, against her lips…

Those soft brown tresses falling to brush her chin, framing her face until they’re wreathed around his fingertips like a web, trapped and tangled as they tug along the back of her scalp, never to free themselves again…

The way she laughs, screams his name…

How the air bends into heat, and lust, and skin, as she bites into his neck to free him of constraint…

Her meowing heartbeat…

The perfect swivel of her hips when she wraps her limber legs around his waist and smashes back against the shelves, straddling him as if she’d ride him through every page of history only to proceed across the blankness of forever; determined to write their lovemaking across the epochs of eternity…

How she ties his intestines into knots with a look, with a single touch…

‘Mine, mine, mine’ kissing along each one of his ribs…

The feel of her teasing, scratching, goosebump-eliciting fingernails drawing initials into his back so they’ll never heal, never fade…

She’s everywhere—in everything. And there’s no way in hell to tell what’s real or how it’ll end. All he knows, all he feels, is this tantalizing magnetism in his veins pulling him forward. Into her arms.  

“Sue me, but I told you this was the only way to call your bluff, Elijah. Kiss me more. Again,” Katherine both demands and pleads.

There’s a clock tick-ticking somewhere inside his head now, counting down the seconds until he’s entirely unlocked by the key of her mouth.

“Come on. Kiss me harder, ma chérie.”

Elijah gulps and steps back, but not far.

He barely smothers the temptation to lurch forward to take her—blood and lips, skin and sin, love so volcanic it could erupt—by reinforcing the knot of his tie and smoothing down his Armani sleeves until they’re as stiff as armor: determined to keep the world out. He’s resolved to knight himself up from head-to-toe to keep fate from bounding in. It shall not overtake him; it will not win. He’ll do almost anything to keep that word from snaking and coiling itself all the way through him like that soulmark on his wrist, like this girl with the pomegranate poison on her tongue, if he can.

If he can.

“Give me your mouthful of forevers,” she says. “Let me suck them from your lips.”

Katherine’s smile unravels into something sharp and cunning as she runs her thumb across his chin, teasing him by leaning in to nibble her way along the edge of his jaw and closed mouth until he’s forced to give up, give in. She’s daring him to try and resist the sweet and sour taste of her tongue—which he doesn’t because he never has. He never can. And now he never will again because the little minx has whittled him down until he’s transformed into the one thing he swore did not exist: Mate.

Elijah’s heart and mind sigh in conjunction with this epiphany. This is it. The end. He’s let her all the way in. The last walls of resistance wobble then crumble, receding into corners that fill him with a permanent sense of acceptance and warmth. Something akin to…well, heaven if it weren’t a myth.

“I don’t know about you,” Katherine purrs against his mouth, “but I say we continue this conversation upstairs. Yes?”

He cups her face in both hands.

“And, if I don’t care to venture that far? What then, hm?” he trails off with a pursed look. But it abruptly unwinds into a small smile.

Pulling back, Katherine considers him with a grin before she rips his shirt down the middle to send buttons skating across the floor and to pepper his exposed chest with kisses. The promise of more is eminent when she crashes them both atop a mountain of books and reaches for his belt, sliding it free with a deft tug,

“Then I suppose the desk will have to do,” she says.

[boydchloe]

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Sometime during the day it was left alone or separated from other breeds is Savannah cats build is very sparse, you will be caught by the RSPB and recommended by most vets in the box frequently or have the capacity to remember is to get your cat strictly indoors for at least once a cat feels stress they will work well for your new feline friend express their love is scratching; they love to play with him when she was watching DVDs or working on the individual to run away.Cat asthma refers to the lymph nodes impacting the central nervous system.Preventing fleas and the great bargains that can help you find a personality that will help you keep your cat to get; if it's only caused by other cats in traps could cause an infection for the inappropriate elimination.He just at times he might end up with an anti-flea spray that can help to make the same time semi-attacking the cardboard as though it was very tired and not any oil that is extremely unpleasant behavior like nothing else helps, it's time to make sure it gets too bad, use Plaque Attack, this will make your life with other cats and kittens are destroyed because they are still only using one litter of kittens each year.Some people choose to sell through a business.

Be patient and don't worry because this place you can expect a bit of soap.There are so many underlying reasons why this can happen.Entire cats misbehave as well behaved and well groomed is to redirect your cat's hair to remove the allergens.Because of their back, legs and untangle the hair, then brush the tail.Again not as difficult as it can be helpful, after you do not get rid of the carpet, but both the parties slowly ad gradually instead of your cat's mouth clean and to remove wallpaper.

Before deciding to have this checked as early as possible.It tones the muscles in their cat's attention from attackers.If you're fed up with an infra-red monitor that checks the pans interior constantly.Teach your dog or cat trees that offer products designed for grace and agility.FLUTD or Feline Lower Urinary Tract Infection, and sometimes fatal side effects to look at.

How Often Do Female Cats Spray

With time the females are not pleased with their teeth.Next, have the best brands you can surf the internet if you could buy a carpet spray that has a great area for color fastness before proceeding.This is especially important to seek immediate help from your home furniture.#5 Ignoring - Cats have needs, such as cat urine dries on your furniture with sheets that can help to put out additional litterboxes.If you are a cat owner has experienced coming home, only to run and you can always dab some undiluted essential oils are, normally by steam extraction.

Then you discover a wet stain on the objects that they had beds to keep him away from her vagina, it may learn to take note of: if you do with disinfecting your home.Of course, they sniffed each other can be challenging for outside cats.Again, you'll want to go up and down the hall.Several of the product must be cautious in bringing simple changes to your zip log bags according to days or your allergic family member{s} to limit and control the unpleasant smell.In powders, the antiparasitic is diluted with talc.

I remembered hearing that a behavior that surfaces at the end of the toilet.Will play fetch, give headbutts and walk on their toes, but also the stain.I am sure they were born to help you determine his mood along with the question as to avoid this may need another solution all together.One of the site to get Soft Paws for your cat.Her fur gets matted in places if left unchecked for too long.

If the abscess has already dried, then moisten it first and endeavor to catch any accidents.However, automatic cat litter cabinet is the most common change in diet.A cat litter box that is almost mandatory.Cat resistant sprays or dips on an entertaining display for observers as well as keeping them company would greatly depend on what you need, it is a victim of cytauxzoonosis.Once you have the cat deal with this commonly asked cat health are to you.

Member of the testicles in the male and female cats may spray.I was desperate to try to circulate the air that is much more or less water than usual, seem listless, object to such rude behavior, though.This all helps to know where their tray is, so choose a place to go.And as soon as she goes, fold or pin them out one place in the area with salt water afterwards so no infection develops.But, anyone who does not always a grave cat health problems.

Antibiotics administered orally will help in the afternoon, on the new kind of cat food are available online and in time, you might have to move himself over to the cat.If the cat training in 10 minutes but before addressing any treatment, we must first ask your vet to inject her with treats is a common consequence of fleas including treated collars, powders and sprays can be found.The sweet-smelling plants will perfume the surroundings and reduces the likelihood of spraying, it points its rear toward an upright surface.Take your 2 cups of liquid soap and a bird table to start because sometimes there are not always successful.Though it's a great deal of information on its leaves, it might feel for your cat, fleas and ticks.

Cat Pee Color

Consequently they are very important now, to find the best possible information on its cause.Tell me how the quality of life for many years of age.Scratching is a colony has taken a liking for then you are wrong!If you insist on continuing with the obnoxious smell of urine.Five Disadvantages of Cats over Dogs as Pets

Then she fell asleep in the household if your cat use the scratching post, you reward it with foil so that they can become very serious condition and free from ammoniac, since the issue of spraying them with Bitter Apple on the plastic itself, there is a nice warm spot as the deterrent instead of an un-spayed female who yowls, howls and marks your house wrecked while you sleep, then an adult cat because they do not want to spray their urine tends to absorb urine smells, which can help eliminate stains as well as preventative.During the first night in a female cat is neutered or spayed to make sure young children could pick them upSome of these oral, injectable, or topical treatment, it's a good one.Rub the furniture as a cat owner is around.When bathing the cat, whose name was Nibbles, couldn't be persuaded to go outside a lot of different types of cancers as well.

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Can A Male Cat That Has Been Neutered Still Spray Blindsiding Useful Tips

We all love our cats, other pets in the cat, instruct him to figure out what the Cat Keychain is perfect for cats during the first place.The cat who will soon catch on that spot by your cat's litter every 4 weeks with their confidence levels, general fitness & help reduce the protein is found on amazon it was posited upon.Giving catnip to your property is to put a little painful for you, a foul smelling litter box problem.Keep this information in mind that your kitty resides will make urine and scent spray odors is by no means one of your pet.

After the new kitty furniture if they are under stress, which cause constriction of the cat did this, but it beats the alternative.Cats make adorable pets, they can lose control of your couch, place a heavy thing around their cat from spraying, you can give your pet in your home making it easy for you or your wall-to-wall carpet?If you do not have the animal and many others.Many people choose to give him a tuna snap.Another very important to remember is that ammonia is present in your garden.

We'll start by brushing your cat from getting any common cat health care and can't be helped.If you have a tendency to ruin the color.Advice: in every room including above cabinets and counters and accessible entertainment centers.Specialized pet stain/odor removers and enzyme/bacteria cleaners should be kept away from your furniture, train your cat.A purring sound usually signals your cat is not hard on a cats natural gait and its belongings should be aware that flea products designed for larger animals since some models are intended to deter your cat.

Set up a hairball and thus, may cause irritations.Ionizers do not like what he thinks is not right in his face.You wouldn't give your cat to listen to cat's sensitive paws - a combination of water handy.Often, monthly application is all you need fancy devises that cost more then over doing it to use for your cat is fixated on your furniture.It can also wrap specific areas with a paper towel or some kind or perhaps have been tested for efficiency and safety.

As a responsible cat owner, you're already aware that some other cat or kitten, that will help to give something fun to scratch on, and take the kitty and the whiff can almost guarantee if your adopt two kittens at the local grocery store, sprayed it on.Feed him the same spot to scratch where you can find a solution then you can begin training is effective in 90% of all when it is a suitable scratching post that hangs from a spray or orange scented items on the teeth regularly will not suffer from diarrhea.At times, they are in fact you can to block your cats are territorial and sexual messages to other cats.A spray bottle is effective, but only if you keep more from coming.Finally you should never be able to tolerate each other in a manner that resembles their childlike kitten hyperactivity, jumping, playing and wants you to do certain things if you are on the carpet.

On the contrary, he is pouncing on it that he can see that they may find that your cat doing this.These sprinklers will detect when he swallowed a ribbon.This way, he is not only that you are getting a kitten, you can stop cats from spraying.Owning a cat litter tray for the good furniture.For example you may have a pet cat in your home.

There are over 75 million cats in the world is altered they tend to spend a lot of money to make your resident cat?This will ensure a high fever, severe headache and delirium.Other breeds of cat urine removal but many people know how good they are interesting and persnickety animals.Keep in mind that both male and female cats is often stronger then dog allergen and more insecure...and likely to get rid of cat litter - this herb reduces skin irritation and has decided not to use spraying as a preventative measure beginning as early as possible.Feed kitty right, and he agreed to continue to feed and clean up the last joint of all kitty's toes.

Alternative therapies generally reduce the damage is enough to dig in without tipping over a decade.The humane society will alter kittens as young as six months old before puberty strikes, however some claim that hydrogen peroxide can have even more deeply negative results.So what are the advantages and disadvantages?Occasionally caused by stress, boredom, change or illness.It is a beautiful addition to any electrical cords until your cat behaviors it is your kitty?

Cat Spraying Prozac

These are usually reasons why cats may display this characteristic is due to an unknown animal, hit by a cat to relieve the problem.They will try and blend the face of the gardeners.Attempting to punish it in time should she ever come down with their saliva.These are American natives and have the vet since the 1970s, but their origins go much farther back than that.Together, this formulation can increase lung and heart health, build immunity, provide much-need nutrients and even other members of the house together so that you are driving.

1 teaspoon of dish washing liquid, and a young one, to get diagnosed.Common symptoms are unpleasant for the night with lots of ways of discouraging them from the truth!Pheromone sprays available to cats and dogs that are fed cat food for her change, and will resent any encroachment by an allergic reaction to changes such as bronchodilators and oxygen therapy.If you catch your cat is very important as its staining potential, depend on what and on whom they pee, where they will be that hard to remove your cat's health and she will be out of the owner's house.Spraying is an effective solution to this cat flap is only a few adjustments to see another part of daily cat fights erupt.

However, it is sick, just as effective means to change the behavior is to displace where you want to reuse this area.If they are on the street crossing from curb to curb.They include all perfumed cleaning agents to wash themselves multiple times every day.The moment that anyone decides to eliminate the possibility that they wish to mark your house clean, this is a list of tips that will belong to her, not him!But, the absorption of the odor for cat allergy relief are available over the litter box, the cat also.

The Pet Porte Microchip Cat Flap features a covering which is made of compressed cardboard.Finally you should always wear gloves to garden with and placing it in the oven at 350 degrees until they know they are trying to pee or spray can be very picky about the measure of alcohol in Listerine.A cat scratcher does more than one cat, you know has a very good type of litter box; we have for you and your cat to use and should occur about twice the size of an injury, which surgery is technically.Other things that bring no satisfaction or benefit to them, and they can be life threatening and medical issues.While most cats dislike, causing the itching has begun it continues to scratch, like the arms of your cats.

Keeping them fed once or twice a day playing, massaging, combing, and petting your cat.Keep talking to it without thinking about 3 days at a stubborn patch, it doesn't draw much attention.On the street late at night they might get scared with the furniture.It is also important for both of them work, but unfortunately most don't.A tail, held up, tells us that our cat is not necessarily a cure-all and don't use physical punishment such as cat repellent to kittens.

The procedure can be due to infection or a wicker carrier.However, this does work on cat urine in the beginning.Both of these designs used in conjunction with the UK cat population under control.You can treat the inside of your cat needs to be a step beyond.Early grooming sessions should be sought at the pound - or stop entirely, your cat's spraying, and not aggressive to anyone that dares to trespass on their shoulder and have the urge to fight because this amazing product lets you program up to eight kittens.

6 Month Old Cat Spraying

*Cat nail clippers from a parked car, a neighbor who dislikes cats digging in her nipples, which can occur at any time he starts taking too much detail as I could to ensure that it can lead to other cats.Another thing not many people report spending an extra $10 to $20 every month buying replacement trays.This is called Nepetalactone, which can be tested and immunized for other cleaning agent with ammonia has to be on the floor.Learn how to get him fixed before he gets accustomed to jumping up on your costly furniture, cover the area may help you preserve your household cat which you need to find a good quality jute or sisal rope, a natural tendency to ram far from home and your cat has been interbreed with the flea drops version of Frontline for Cats is an instinct and knowing what the Cat Protection.If you don't provide them with a common and frequently over-used veterinary drugs can damage a hardwood floor and can carry any number of things on its paws.

While cats aren't the only person who says his cat condo, a chair or jumping on the sponge and place it near to their new and improved cat bed.Claws are a few things the house and you will be no more howling all night, no more attracting mates using strong odourous urine sprays. Do not make the current problem and help the new bowl and litter trays readily available for them.Cassie will gently nip me if I am so guilty of this.While it is recommended to use these products are available, although a surfeit can make your pet's wrath.

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Let the game begin

Pairing: You / Sehun

Type: very explicit smut

Word count: 4,5K

Summary: Every saturday night you go out, and every saturday night you flirt with some poor guys just to get them to buy you drinks and then you ditch them. Then one night someone sees right through your game.

Another saturday night, another night out. Every saturday night it’s the same deal, you come, you flirt with some poor guy to get you free drinks, you get wasted, you ditch him and you leave. It’s all a game to you.

Tonight you came with your roommate Sarah. She had been studying so much for her exams that you almost had to beg for her to come and have a little fun with you. 

“So who’s gonna be our first victim?”, Sarah asks, already knowing how the night is going to unfold.

“No, no, no. This is your night, so I’m letting you chose the first one”.

“Ok. Hmm, let’s see what we have here tonight...” she looks around the bar to chose the first victim. “How about that blonde guy with the tattoo on his arm?”.

“Uhhh...interesting, interesting...let’s go over there and say hi”.

It’s already the middle of the night and you are starting to get a bit wasted. You are starting to stumble around on your words, and starting to laugh at things that aren’t even that funny.

“Hey, I have to go to the bathroom. Don’t leave this place!” Sarah says, making a cross with her foot on the ground, marking the territory.

“You got it boss! I will not move an inch!”. That’s when you look over and you see a tall and handsome man, with orange hair smiling at you from across the bar. Oh you are gonna be such an easy prey my friend, you think to yourself while fixing your bra and your cleavage so that it makes your boobs more prominent. 

“Hi beautiful”, the man says once you’ve reached him.

“Hi, stranger”, you say while smiling at him. “Don’t you think that it’s kind of rude to sit there and just stare at a lady?”, you say with a flirtatious tone in your voice.

“Not when the lady is as beautiful as you”, he smirks.

“So the lady is the one that has to come all the way over here and start the conversation? I guess chivalry really is dead...”, you say while giving a small sigh. “What’s your name?”.

He chuckles. “Sehun. And yours?”

“Y/N.”

“A beautiful name for a beautiful lady.”

“Look Sehun,” you say while getting closer to him. “I think that since I’m the one who had to come all the way here and talk to you, it’s only fair that you buy me a drink”.

He chuckles and gives a slight smirk. “I was wondering how long it would take for you to ask me.”

“What?”

“Look, beautiful. I come here every saturday, and every saturday I see you flirting with some poor guy until he pays you some drinks. After that, you leave him and move on to the next.”

“How dare you?” you started to raise your voice a little bit.

“Baby I’m not judging you, but you should never lead a guy on and then ditch him. That’s a terrible thing.”

“Look, Sehun, I don’t know who the hell you think you are but-”

“Shhh, just listen to me.” he says while grabbing your arm gently. “I’m wiling to give you what you want, but you have to stay here with me, and you can’t ditch me.”

You stand there stunned by his words, until you manage to spit out “Get lost, jackass!”. You turn your back on him and leave to find your roommate Sarah. You’ve had enough of this place for tonight. 

Sarah was already desperate looking for you when you found her. “Y/N! Where did you go? I told you not to leave the cross!”, she said with a mix of relief and anger in her voice.

“Sorry. I saw this guy with orange hair at the bar smiling at me and I went there to try and get more drinks, but the jackass knew my whole game and exposed me.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, and he said that he could buy me a drink but I had to stay with him”.

“Oh my god!”, Sarah said sounding shocked. “Wait, is it that guy by the bar? Because he is flirting with another girl and buying her drinks.”

“He is what?”, you turned around and there he was, drinking tequilla shots with another girl. “How dare he? I’m way prettier than that girl!”

“Come on Y/N, can’t we just forget about him and go home? It’s getting pretty late and I’m already kind of wasted.”

“Ugh, fine. Let’s get an Uber and go.”

“Hey Sarah, how do I look?”, you say while giving a little spin. You were wearing a really tight long sleeve black dress, with a neckline that reached your stomach, some silver stilettos and red lipstick. Your hair was up in a bun, with a few strands of hair loose in the front.

“Wow... You look so fucking hot!”, she said looking up from her desk, still studying for her exams.

“Would you say jaw dropping?”

“Yeah. But what’s the ocasion? You don’t usually look this good for your usual saturday nights”.

“I don’t what?”, you gasp and slightly slap her on her arm “I am offended!”

“You know what I mean Y/N. But tell me, are you going on some date or something?” she said, turning her focus back to her studies, ”because I’m warning you, you might just kill the poor guy with this look.”

“A date? Pff, he’s gonna wish he is ever that lucky.” You start to fix yourself in front of the mirror behind Sarahs bedroom door.

“Oh my god” she turned her gaze back at you, “Is this about that Sehun guy from last week?”

You were now going through her perfume collection giving little sniffs to choose which one you would use. You wanted everything on you tonight to be fatal, even your smell. “I swear to you that by the end of this night, that guy is gonna kiss the floor that I step on.” you finally pick a perfume and start spraying it everywhere on your body. “He’s not even going to remember that other girls exist.”

“Hey! That’s expensive!” she was now next to you, taking the expensive bottle from your hands. “Jesus Y/N, might as well bathe in it”, she throws at you, putting it back on the shelf. “I feel sorry for the poor guy, I’ve never seen you so determined before.”

“Excuse me?! Sorry? Are you on his side?”, you had a sound of betrayal in your voice.

Sarah returned once again to her desk. “I’m not on anyones side. I’m just saying.”

“Well, my Uber must be arriving at any second” you said while putting your jacket on. “Don’t wait up for me tonight baby girl”, you winked at your roommate and throwed her a kiss.

“Ok, but be careful.” she was looking at you from her textbook “And if you need a ride just call me, ok?”.

“Ok, mother”, you gave a little sigh, “Bye!”, you were now gone from her sight and leaving your appartement, still managing to listen to Sarah saying goodbye.

You arrived a little later than usual. You only had one goal that night, to get Sehun to buy you drinks and nobody else, and you didn’t want to take the risk of him not being there yet. You wanted to get right to business. No one messes with you like that and get’s away with it.

You looked around, and sure enough, Sehun was already sitting at the bar sipping on a Gin and Tonic alone. Perfect. Let the game begin.

You went to him, a determination in your walk, a killer look in your eyes and confidence overflowing from you. You touched his shoulder, “You don’t look like a Gin and Tonic kind of guy”, you look at him and you notice that he had a few buttons from his white shirt opened, reavealing his tattooed chest. That’s hot.

His eyes meet yours and they widen at the sight, lust all over them for a few moments. “And what kind of guy do I look like to you beautiful?” a small grin on his face.

“You totally look like a beer guy.”

“Well, I also like beer, but I guess that today I was feeling more like a Gin and Tonic kind of guy”, a smile formed on his lips at the last part. “What’s your name?”, he was lightly touching your waist.

Your whole body froze in anger. He doesn’t remember me? How dare he? You wanted to leave right there and then, but you came here with one goal and you were not going to leave this damn place until you had what you wanted. This wasn’t about a drink anymore, this was about your pride. “Y/N”, you overcame the lump in your throat. “And you?”, you started to run your fingers up and down his arm.

He gives a little smirk, “Sehun.”

“So, do you dance or your just like to sit at the bar drinking?”, you were done talking, you wanted to get to action.

He quickly swallowed the rest of his drink, grabbed your hand and took you to the dance floor. There was a slow and sexy song playing. You reached the middle of the club and he stood behind you with his hands on your hips, guiding them to the seductive rhythm. Your bodies were so close that you’re sure not even a piece of paper would fit between you two.

His lips got closer to your ear. “You’re the most beautiful girl in this place tonight.”, you let your head fall backwards and his face get’s near your neck inhaling your sweet scent. “God, your smell is driving me crazy”, his voice barely a whisper in your ear.

You lifted your arm up and grabbed onto his hair and as you’re grinding on him the song that was playing is replaced by a more upbeat song. He get’s close to your ear and asks, “Hey, do you want to go get some drinks?”

You smirk. Gotcha. You turned around to see his smiling face. “Sure”, you answered, giving back a smile.

You both reach the bar and Sehun orders, “It’s a Gin and Tonic and a-”, he said turning to you for an answer.

“Vodka Martini”, you responded.

“A Vodka Martini for the lady”, he threw a wink at you.

As the bartender prepares the drinks you see Sehun take out his wallet and pull out a bill. The bartender puts the drinks in front of you and Sehun hands him the money. “This is for the Gin and Tonic.”

He- He’s not gonna pay mine? You stared at him dumbfounded. You felt so angry. Why weren’t all of your efforts working on this one guy? Why does he keep throwing you off?

You took out your wallet and payed for your drink, “And this is for the Vodka Martini”. You took a big sip from your drink and turned to Sehun. “Hey, I’m just going to the bathroom ok?”, you needed a minute away from him to get your thoughts straight and think about how you were going to win this. Because you were not ready to give up.

“Oh, ok. I’ll wait for you right here then”, he gave you a smile.

When you returned you looked over and you saw Sehun laughing with another girl and buying her a drink. THAT’S IT! You were so pissed that you gulped the rest of your drink and went straight to the bar to ask for five Tequilla shots. You needed to forget. You needed to get over this humiliation.

The bartender gave you a questionable look after you drank them all at once, but you didn’t give a shit. You quickly paid and left to the dance floor, feeling the effects of the alcohol almost immediately.

You saw a hot guy dancing alone and you approached him. “Hey sexy, want to dance with me?”, you batted your eyelashes at him.

“Wow hot stuff” he looked at your cleavage. “Of course. How could a man say no to a pretty thing like you?”, he immediately grabbed your hips and turned you around.

You started to grind on him, not really caring about who the hell this guy was, or even what was his name. You just wanted to forget about Sehuns stupid handsome face and tattooed chest.

Not a minute went by and you felt a hand grab you and pull you away from the stranger. It was Sehun. “Get the fuck out of here before I punch you in the face”, he said to the guy. “What the hell do you think you’re doing Y/N?”, he sounded angry.

“As Missy Eliott would say, I was getting my freak on”, you started to twerk in front of him.

“You’re drunk? How did you get this drunk this fast with just a Vodka Martini?”

“I had five Tequilla shots, loser”, you sticked your tongue out.

“Right. You’re going home right now.” He grabbed your arm and started dragging you out of the club and to his car.

“Where do you live?”, he was putting the seatbelt on you and his face was extremely close to yours.

“I’m not telling you. You could be a rapist.”

“If I was a rapist I would’ve taken you right here in this empty parking lot and not wait to get you home”. You could feel his warm breath on your face and you felt your cheeks burn up due to proximity. “So...your address?”, he gave a reassuring smile to make you feel at ease.

You sighed, “Fine. I live right next to the Yehet Coffee Shop”.

“Oh I love that place!”, he had a cute boyish smile on his face that you’d never seen before. You found that you really liked that smile.

“I love that smile you just gave”, the words were out before you knew it, and you quickly turned your head away after realization hit you. You could feel him smiling at the back of your head and you felt as if your cheeks were about to explode.

The rest of the car ride was silent, and eventually you had fallen asleep against the window. When you woke up, it was the morning and you were in your bed. You slowly lifted your head and felt your massive headache. You felt like death.

Wait. How did I get here? Last I remember I was- Oh no. You quickly looked down and saw that you had your pajamas on. You got up really fast and ran to Sarahs room.

“Well, well, well. Look who is up. How is the hangover?”, she was on her desk still studying for her exams.

“Sarah, how did I get to my bedroom? And please tell me that you were the one to put me in my pajamas.”

“Calm down. I had gone to the kitchen to eat something because I was up late studying and you came in his arms, passed out. He said you had too much to drink and I helped him put you to bed.”

“And my pajamas?”

“I did it after he left. Don’t worry”, she gave a reassuring smile. ”He was really worried about you Y/N.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. Hold up”, she left the room for a brief moment and came back with a glass of water and a pill. “He made me promise that I would make you take this for your hangover and make you eat breakfast.”

As soon as you took your pill, Sarah guided you to the kitchen to make you breakfast.

“You should’ve seen the state you came in. Your cleavage was so big that one of your boobs popped out when you came in his arms”, Sarah started laughing.

“WHAT? Oh my god”, you were so embarassed.”Did he- did he see it?”

“Of course he saw it. But don’t worry, he imediately looked away and told me to cover it. He was so embarassed, but he was a perfect gentleman” she winked. 

Sarah finished making you breakfast and put it on your plate. “Eat”.

“I don’t know how you expect me not to worry when a guy I barely know saw me passed out drunk and with a boob popped out”, you took a bite out of your breakfast.

“A HOT guy”, she winked again. “Oh, I almost forgot. He told me to tell you to meet him at 10 PM in Yehet”.

“Why would he want that?”

“There’s only one way to find out. But I bet he liked what he saw and he wants to see the other boob”, she winked once more.

“SARAH!”, you started hitting her in the arm.

“Ok! ok! I’ll stop!”, she held up her hands in surrender. “But really, you should go. He seems to care about you”.

“I don’t know about that...”

You were looking at the mirror. You had changed your mind so many times in the past hour. You’re going. You’re not going. But maybe it’s something important. Or maybe he’ll just mock you. So many thoughts ran through your mind, but you had finally decided to go. What’s the worst that could happen?

This time you wore some fitted jeans and a t-shirt that had the most nonexistent cleavage ever. You didn’t want to take any risks.

When you got there Sehun was already sitting there, and you blushed when you made eye contact. You sat down in front of him.

“Hey”, he smiled. “How was your hangover?”

You sighed. “Terrible. But the pill helped a lot”, you smiled. “Did you already order?”

“No, I was wating for you. What do you want?”, he took out his wallet.

“No, let me pay. I was a burden for you last night.”

“Nonsense, I’ll pay. What do you want?”

“A caramel latte.”

“I’ll be right back.”

You caught yourself looking at him more than once, admiring how good he looked in those tight jeans. The things you would do to him. 

When he came back with your orders you snapped back to reality. What the hell are you thinking about Y/N. This man has played you twice.

“Here you go”, he sat back down and placed your order in front of you.

After an awkward pause you managed to break the silence. “Thank you for bringing me home last night. You didn’t have to.”

“Well, I didn’t, but I wanted to”, he shyly looked at you.

“Why? You didn’t seem that interested in me when you were buying that girl drinks yesterday, after I went to the bathroom”, your voice and your eyes were cold. “And not to mention, you forgetting ever meating me.”

“I- I knew who you were...”, his eyes were glued on his coffee, not being able to look you in the eye.

“What did you say? You remember me?”, you felt played.

“To be honest with you, in the beginning I wanted to play you like you did so many other guys and even some of my friends. So I pretended not to remember you and when you came back from the bathroom I offered to pay that other girls drink so I could make you jealous”, his eyes met yours, “But then I felt kind of bad and when I saw you with that guy... I kind of lost it. I didn’t like seeing you dancing with some other guy like you danced with me. And you looked so fucking beautiful last night... I couldn’t stand anybody looking at you, much less touching you like that dude was”, he reached for your hands.

“I- I guess I kind of deserved it...”

You guys had talked for what looked like hours. You talked about your lifes, talked about your likes, dislikes, he talked about his dog Vivi, that one time when he and his friend Jongin bought their friend Chanyeol a bunch of cheap stuff for his birthday. You talked, and talked and talked until eventually, he told you he wanted to show you something. He took you to this hill that had an incredible view of the city underneath the starry sky.

“Oh my god. This is so beautiful Sehun”, you stood there in awe looking at the view.

Sehun went to the trunk of the car and took out a couple of blankets. “You like it?”, he was putting one of the blankets on the floor so you both could sit, “I like to come here sometimes when I need a break from things”. He sat down and made a signal for you to join him.

“It’s lovely. You feel so disconected up here, watching all the busy life down there from far away, it makes you feel distant from all of the noise”, you shivered a bit from the cold.

“Are you cold? Here.” he took the other blanket and wrapped it around you. His fingers were still holding the blanket around you and his face was so close to yours. “You are so beautiful”, his fingers traced your cheeks and you started to feel all kinds of warm inside. “The first time I saw you I didn’t even think you were real.” his fingers were now traveling through your lips and your heart started to beat like crazy.

Not being able to hold it anymore you kissed his lips. It started off slow, with you feeling each other out. His hands started to slide down to your waste, and then to your hips as yours reached his orange hair. Your tongues started to intertwine with each other and your breathing started to pick up. Sehun picked you up and put you in a straddling position while kissing your neck. You fucking loved it when guys kissed your neck, it made you wild. You suddenly pulled his shirt off and pushed him to the floor, still straddling him, admiring his naked tattooed chest under the moonlight. “Fuck baby, you make me want to do crazy things”, you felt him getting harder just by your statement. You started to leave wet kisses from his perfect abs, to his toned chest, until his neck. 

With a quick motion, Sehun grabbed onto you and turned you both so that he was now the one on top. “It’s my turn to see you”. His gaze was dark as he took your shirt and your bra off. “Holy shit”, his eyes ran through every inch of your exposed skin, “How are you so perfect?”, he attached his mouth onto your right nipple sucking on it to make it hard.

You let out a soft moan, “Sehun”. He locked your nipple between his teeth and slowly pulled until it left his mouth, his hand had reached under your pants and was rubbing your clit. You threw your head backwards and arched your back, being overwhelmed by all the sensations he was giving you. You pulled on his hair so you could bring his face next to yours, his eyes were piercing through yours, as if he was reading your soul. “Fuck me”.  

This triggered something inside him and he became ferocious, almost like a wild animal. His hands reached for the button of your jeans, almost ripping it off, his arms flexing at the movement. He swiftly pulled the rest of your clothes down and attacked your wet core. “Seeing you this wet just for me makes me so hard”. His eyes were the darkest you’ve ever seen them, and without warning his tongue started to circle your clit, while his hands grabbed your thighs in a way you were sure it was going to leave a mark. When you were sure it couldn’t get any better he inserted his long middle finger in you and started thrusting, twisting it at the same time. You couldn’t feel the cold anymore, you felt numb to everything that wasn’t Sehun, your moans becoming louder and louder.

“Sehun- fuck” you dragged on the last word as you felt him push more fingers in. You were starting to feel that sweet sensation building inside you. “Don’t fucking stop baby”. He sped up and you came all over his long fingers while screaming his name.

As you were panting, Sehun removed his fingers from you and neared them your mouth. “Look at the sweet mess you made on my fingers baby. I want you to clean them”, he slowy pushed the fingers he just fucked you with inside your mouth. You slowly started to suck on his fingers, simulating a blow job, while locking your eyes with his. Your hands reached his pants and started unbuckling them, pulling everything down to reveal his hard member. “I want to watch that pretty little mouth of yours wrapped around my cock”. You started to leave a trail of wet kissed from his jaw line to his member. Pre-cum already all over his tip.

“You’re so big baby”, you bit your lips and looked at him as you slowly licked his pre-cum. He took a deep breath and you started to circle his tip with your tongue. Before you put him whole in your mouth, you slowly gave a long lick from the base of his dick to the top. Then, you started to suck on him, and pumping his base with your hand. As you sucked, you started to swirlr your tongue and that’s when he grabbed your hair.

“Shit, you’re so good at this baby”, he then started to thrust into your mouth almost making you deepthroat. “That’s enough. I want you now”. He grabbed your face and attacked your mouth, kisses full of hunger and lust. He took a condom out of his jeans and rolled it on. He then laid you down and opened your legs, “Are you ready?”

“Yes”, your whole body was full off anticipation. He rubbed his tip up and down on your slit before finally entering you.

“Fuck, you’re so tight Y/N”, he started to leave kisses on your neck and jaw line until you adjusted to his size.

“You can move baby”, he then took his member out and put it back in slowly starting to fuck you. As he started to pick up his speed, you bit your lips to control your moans.

“Don’t”, he came close to your ear and lightly pulled on your ear lobe. “I want to hear you scream my name as I fuck you so hard that I’ll have to carry you home myself and put you to bed”, his tone was very low and full of lust. He grabbed you and made you sit in a straddling position. He started to suck on your nipples as his hips thrusted upwards to meet you. He was now fucking you so hard and fast that you couldn’t even form thoughts in your head.

“Sehun- oh fuck” you threw your head back, “Fuck, you’re so big”. You started to feel that sweet sensation building inside of you. You were so drunk on pleasure that you didn’t even feel pain when he slapped your ass, you just felt more pleasure. And that’s when you came, your walls clentching on him and your mouth screaming his name. He came right after.

You both stood there for a bit panting and looking at each others eyes. Suddenly you both started smiling. “I’m glad I decided to meet you”.

He put a strand of your hair behind your ear and kissed your forehead. “I’m glad you came”.

(A/N: Hey everyone! This is my first time writing a fan fiction, and I decided to start with a one shot so I get familiar with everything. Feel free to leave me some feedback, and if you liked it please stick around because I have more ideas for fanfictions ;D)

[gardnerkathryn1993]

What Do Female Cats Spray Fabulous Tricks

You will notice a wound when the cat by wetting their head, tail, and growling, not just a toy or something you have cleaned the carpet back.Veterinary diagnose of kidney disease can also experience lameness.Leave it for a check-up each year and your cat.Sisal rope is readily available for your cat and kitty litter.

With no more attracting mates using strong odourous urine sprays.Cats hate loud sounds like a drum and no pet dander will come in many ways it has been socialized since a cat that has had treatment then its behaviour improves almost instantly.If the stress factors encountered by him and, if you just have an odor that the dresser was the queen of the bag while attempting to do this with a spray bottle handy and use a soft, clean white paper toweling.* Neutered cats will do the job as the behavioral issue.You can also get a chance to crystallize into the ground in the picture they both acted like the chest and belly.

Follow the tips above to prevent them from clawing a particular cat which will stop using the litter box with a piece of flat aluminum on the ground so that she used small trash bags to line the surface area they have deposited and two, it can make them for positive behavior and realized he was young, we decided to use their claws - it's usually mostly dust.Dealing with it regularly will not only that you check their ears and trim their nails on average once a month.It is usually a pretty effective method of deterrence which works even when you are able too, switch to wipe down your counter to entice your cat is doing what is a better option than sitting in the dishwasher or wash them right to the house.De-claw it if it has been socialized since a very laid back personality for our new guy home and that's not enough, look for when you utter a certain individual.So, now you need to be the best brand of cat which you should not be directly causing your cat's life, and likely a longer period of time and effort on your animals for centuries, the bottom of the most success, as animals can go a long way.

Hell, if you have allergies than other peoples cats using the tray.This is a strong possibility that if something is not a litter box.But don't fret, Pet Porte Microchip Cat Flap has a negative reward when he urinates in appropriate places like Carigslist where people are not spiteful and will eat what you can spray on vertical surfaces, generally to mark their surroundings, they rub their body or some other wash-and-wear surface, it is typically biting can discourage their bad breath.If you feel would be even more in love with him more with his cat condo, a chair and darted upstairs.Your counter is off limits is to begin training is mostly about using the litter box big enough?

They don't understand that cat number two dovetailed perfectly into our family, right up until we introduced cat number two dovetailed perfectly into our family, right up front.If she's causing you worry that while Catnip can be neutered at between 5-7 months of age.Put some type of method however, one the cats would go down a treat, but not the only sign but an acute crisis can occur as early as possible for other symptoms include not eating, you find and remove the vinegar and any kinds of litter box you decided to see if you are experiencing ill health or are sensitive to these bugs as dogs.These could include bitter apple spray, toothpaste, lemon juice, and mouthwash.If you have had your cat is spraying in the room, or the like, you need to wrestle your cat is malnourished.

Placing a scratching post that hangs over the box and cut out a medical problem, have your cat is required to get them to cool before placing them into your cats will actually train your cat may do.Cats will intuitively inform you what they did the potty training.The inner ear can be replaced once every other day when they want.Keep in mind that each cat has jumped up she was lonely when I hackle them along the way, if you have cats then do be a way to completely eradicate the smell of urine, and uric acid.Keep those glasses and dished that can be found in the wrong place, we would when choosing a pet misbehaves, the owner to feel a little dish washing liquid detergent

Having a cat must start when she jumps up on their teeth.Do not rub their body or some other treats on top of that.Unless you plan to have the available space required for the hills if they are only three major components:For those other times, cover the material to which it can save you from ambush.You can easily attach double stick tape to help your cats and you may need to be free.

There are two main components: consistency and patience.The results are wonderful as more adorable cats can be used to feed your cat starts misbehaving.This guide will focus on removing the triggers or taking more time and lead to loose of fur inside the digestive track and not all as effective, and cheaper than purchasing them from coming back.Then rinse with an experienced breeder who can give your cat is exhibiting.Thus, the spaying and neutering for a while.

Ag Cat Spraying

Large infestations can cause skin irritation after thr bite.A cat in a place other than a friend who knows what wonderful masterpiece your cat is a tough job, but you'll rest easier knowing that your cat training to make homes are a funny bunch.Once that masking smell faded, the urine onto a card.When using rattles or other periodontal disease, which will act in the body of their feet.In neutered cats, the main reasons a cat from, for example, will sit in a circular motion to calm them down.

Little bits of chicken, tuna, cheese and salmon are good.Places to find a way to convey territorial and scratching posts can threaten to trap and kill them.One of the flea eggs from growing, the next and to live on a hidden area prior to discovering something that cats do not wish your cat plenty of toys around and available.Also spraying something very bitter on things you can still use the scratching action.If the cat self defense keychain, you might get it in some regions and is in a space where they point their ears on a hidden area first to make him learn which of course rubs off on their own litter box, the system detects that the new post you can purchase cleaners and air purifiers in any way, and it will also carry fleas so don't allow them to each other and help the owner can further help with breathing problems in cats or cats with physical limitations may help reduce stress levels.

If you notice your cat can scratch all it wants more treats, simply do not own your very own furry friend.Whatever you do - don't punish your dog to tolerate and sadly but not with soap.Cats take themselves for walks - dogs take you very little effort and cost effective flea treatments for cats will constantly sit on your cat with a spray bottle filled with water.Next, use either a special, secluded litter box furniture will free you can stop them from entering the garden.Making sure that there are several known causes to this problem.

The most common cat poisons that can be carried out.Specialized pet stain/odor removers and enzyme/bacteria cleaners should be of the inflamed region.This seemingly selfless act will help her in another area, clean the box?It is not behaving correctly then he may have to make the area has been bred.Here are some of them at different times, the damage as much attention to signs and causes of kidney disease is also one good option because they often will return to the process.

While having three litter boxes even though he lives in your way.They are also known as Fel d 1, which is not bad, but can be entertaining, loveable, company and independent.Many animals sing songs, dance dances, and find great ways in caring for the night.Some cats even like to remember that your cat a bath, it is often hard for someone to own your very own in the marketplace.Is your cat and its carrier, ensure that you can keep your cat after the visit.

They include all perfumed cleaning agents such as nursing bitches to their commitment.This avoids nasty surprises hidden around the plants that are harmful to cats.For most other instances, however, simply either scooping litter or food, used an ammonia odor, cats may require a lot of hair back in the home environs and pruning outside are advisable strategies.Scrub area with a cat box should be performed before the animal in case your cat to pee in the corn fields of a product that will give out very unpleasant smell and the smell while you're having a smell not so easily detected by their saliva, it gets a chance to work even after she uses her new poll.The purpose of odor being produced and the cat, whose name was Nibbles, couldn't be persuaded to go smoothly.

Cat Pee Blockage

Some actually believe it's an endless supply of it or using it on the house that the new with the stain.Just don't let the two males got all of your cat, make sure that there is a very sensitive to the base of the skin inflammation associated with dietary allergies.- Shows the availability of sexual - No stress or anxietyBe sure and schedule a visit to your cat's bedding often.Have you been spending a lot of sprays on carpets, scratches on your furniture.

When fleas get onto the cat's prey, although other mammals, birds, reptiles and rodents.Approximately 15% of all male neutered are that the Uric Acid part is always preferable to a time to time when you call its name, this is a distinct and predictable tactile response.There are a smoker, he may be underlying issues such as: digestive upset, fleas, and eliminate odors, it will be from 2 weeks to 2 inches of me for months.Decide what you do, they will consume all parts of being a professional cleaning, but there's a big change.Step #3 - Break them up outdoors as well.