#i want to put her in a jar and shake her. i want to put her in the blender and set it on high.

[crystallizsch]

SQUEEZING HER SQUEEZING HER— THIS WAS YOUR BIG CHRISTMAS PROJECT???

SHE LOOKS SO COZY IN HER SWEATER HELP ME im always in love with how you draw eyes and augh she looks so adorable and smug i want to put her in a jar and shake her the way you draw im ahhagdbhdjsjs

also i want to pinch every single one of everyone’s cheeks, i love how all their expressions are unique to their personalities i think you’ve done the poses SO well and expressive too and everyone is simultaneously soft and colorful and im just— 😭😭🫶💖💖🫶💕

Oh my...what's this? My, but a bunch of wonderful OCs wishing you all a very Merry Christmas!

@crystallizsch | @oya-oya-okay

@boopshoops | @thehollowwriter

@hagi-clvnk | @viperbunnies

@lficanthaveloveiwantpower | @sunnysidesevenup

@twtysevapr | @theolivetree123

@cheerleaderman | @ghostiidasponk

@fell-e | @starry-night-rose

@jadelover69 | @skibidibabygirl

Ummm hi!!!! Take this as a way to express my gratitude towards my mutuals. I don't usually make art for others, so I wanted to try and do something big for the holidays! I'm bad with words so I'll end it here heh....<3

I unfortunately had to cut out a few due to drawing the same thing over and over again becoming tasking, I started out with trying to include over 20 ocs heh....so really sorry for the ones I didn't draw!

If anyone wants a version without text and their oc in the centre of the canvas, feel free to dm me about it!

dividers

Merry Christmas! And if you don't celebrate it, I hope you have a wonderful day!

[jade-len]

dude i sound fucking insane trying to explain why a borderline insane bipolar manipulative two-faced vengeful maniac manwhore tyrannical domestic terrorist demonic emperor is my pathetic poor little meowmeow and how much i wanna put him in a warm blankie as i read him a nice bedtime story

[star-spangled-man]

watching taskmaster nz s5: spectacular give me 14 more seasons with abby howells right now!!!!

[gorgon-heap]

I Thank You: A Brief Account of Sonic’s No Good Terrible Very Bad Day (and Shadow’s even worse day)

@son1c’s sonic prime au has been jingling around my brain like a loose marble (especially the splinters of shadow), and this ask from @boom-fanfic-a-latta inspired me to actually sit down and write it :D

~~~

The first thing Shadow noticed was the noise.

It was hard not to notice it, honestly. The eerie silence of the Void was disconcerting, but this was something Shadow had never encountered before. This was an oppressive wall of sheer sound that filled the air and slammed into his ears the minute he entered the Boscage.

It knocked the wind out of him, and he sunk to his knees as he tried to regain his composure.

Dimly, he heard Sonic buzzing around him, jabbering about something. Shadow could only grit his teeth in response.

It’s so loud….How does Sonic not hear this?

He clapped a hand over his mouth in a desperate attempt to ground himself, to experience anything other than the oppressive sound. It didn’t work.

“Shadow? You alright?”

Shadow let out a shaky breath, and it took great effort for him to stop his ears from twitching. The last thing he needed was Sonic worrying about him.

“I’m fine. It’s just adjusting to a new Shatterverse.” Shadow forced himself to his feet. “Tell me about this world?”

Sonic didn’t look convinced, but didn’t press the issue. “The Bocage is entirely take over by huge plants. The forest floor is entirely inhospitable to life, and that means that—“

Plants. It couldn’t be.

Could it?

He felt a tear escape and leak down the side of his face. He was vaguely aware that Sonic, who had been staring at him with concern, had tracked that tear’s path with his eyes. But Shadow had bigger things to worry about. He, and probably he alone, could hear the Boscage.

And it was screaming.

~~~

It had been a few days. Some of the worst days of Shadow’s existence. Boscage Maze was a blur. The residents of the Boscage were a blur. The only thing that was clear was, paradoxically, the murmur of the forest. As it turns out, when billions of plants whisper in someone’s mind, it results in a cacophony, and the worst headache Shadow has ever had.

He was beginning to have trouble remembering why he was there, his goal in coming here, and even who he was. He just shuffled behind Sonic as they navigated the jungle.

Today, they were visiting….somewhere. Egg…something? Shadow couldn’t remember, but Tails was leading the way. Or, this Shatterverse’s Tails. His head hurt too much to care.

He was also didn’t care when he met Windthrow. A tiny voice at the back of his mind reminded him that, but for the Deafening Sounds, he would have been astounded.

A larger, stronger, and more feral Sonic. Would wonders ever cease.

Shadow was roused from his thoughts as they arrived at their destination. It was an unassuming structure, with vine tendrils snaking around, but generally well kept. As they walked through the entryway, he absently noted that the design reminded him of the Ark.

They stepped into the entryway, and the doors swung shut, leaving their little group in the quiet hallway.

And it was quiet. It was utterly silent.

He felt his shoulders sag in relief. He didn’t realize how awful the noise was. It didn’t even bother him that there was a slight buzzing from the overhead lights.

“Shadow, everything alright?” Sonic’s voice boomed in his ears. It hurt, and made his ears twitch, but he welcomed it.

Shadow nodded slowly. He still felt a little dazed, but it was a relief to be able to think clearly for the first time in what felt like forever.

~~~

Sonic was worried.

Well, he was worried about a lot of things. This was an extremely bad situation, and he was well aware that that was an understatement. But in particular, Sonic was worried about Shadow. He was acting more reclusive and irritable than usual. Which was saying something.

Whenever they were at the Egg Base, Shadow disappeared, even though Sonic looked everywhere in the building. And when they were outside, he acted distracted and upset. Every time Sonic asked him what was wrong, he would respond (in true Shadow fashion) with a snappish “Nothing”. But his constant ear twitching and eyes darting back and forth belied his distress. So did his muttering under his breath.

Sonic had decided not to continue pestering him. He instead focused all his attention and worry on finding the Shard.

The sooner we find it, the sooner I get Shadow out of here. The sooner I fix my stupid mistake.

Currently, they were in the Egg Base, and surprisingly, Shadow was hanging out with the group. Sonic was grateful to see that he looked relaxed, even if it was only a little bit. The weird dude who looked kind of like Eggman was showing off his latest creation, which was a metal version of Windthrow.

But as Metal Windthrow was powered on, Sonic was distracted by a faint gasp behind him. He turned and saw Shadow standing there completely rigid, chest heaving and eyes darting wildly. His ears wouldn’t stop twitching. He locked eyes with Sonic, before he fled the room.

Sonic got up to follow up, but stopped when he felt a large paw on his shoulder. Windthrow excitedly pointed at his metal counterpart, and threw back his head and howled. Metal Windthrow followed suit, and his rusty howl joined Windthrow’s. Sonic couldn’t help but smile fondly at what was soon to be a fast friendship. His smile fell as he turned and strode out of the room, determined to find Shadow.

~~~

He didn’t see Shadow for days after that, until one day Sonic entered the dining room. Shadow was standing at one of the tables, poring over the map that they had crudely drawn.

“Shadow! There you are! Are you alright? You disappeared! I’ve been looking everywhere for this Shard but haven’t found anything yet. Hey, what do you think—”Sonic’s nervous rambling was cut off by Shadow’s voice, which was uncharacteristically quiet.

“Sonic. Everything is okay. I just needed some to adjust to the Boscage Maze.” At this, Sonic frowned and opened his mouth, and closed it again. He sat down at the table, watching Shadow’s green eyes rake over the map. He looked—well, calm. But at the same time, he didn’t look well adjusted at all. He still had a dazed look, and there were heavy bags under his eyes.

“Are you sure? You can rest today, and we can go look tomorrow!” Shadow gave a small, fond smile, and Sonic felt his concern tie itself into knots in his stomach.

“We are fine, and in fact quite like being outside among the trees. It’s like coming home.” He turned and strode towards the door. “Let us go now and find Thorn Rose. Finding the Shard is our top priority.” Sonic pushed his worries aside. Shadow was right. The Shard was the most important thing.

Over the next couple of days, Shadow took charge of searching the Shard. He would stay out long after Sonic returned to the Egg Base for the night, and would even be gone before he woke up in the morning. He knew that Shadow was the Ultimate Loner, but he couldn’t shake the nagging feeling in the back of his mind. There was something that he couldn’t quite put his finger on, something he was missing. And it had everything to do with the strange way Shadow was acting.

~~~

Sonic burst into the clearing, almost crashing into Shadow in his excitement.

“Shadow, there you are! I have a good lead on the Shard! We can grab it and fit the prism back together! We’re one step closer to going home!” Shadow looked up sharply with a glint in his eyes that made Sonic uneasy. As quick as it had appeared, Shadow’s face had smoothed back into that same calm expression he had had for the past couple of days.

“That’s good to hear, Sonic. But we don’t need to rush things. The Boscage is truly wonderful. I’m glad to have been able to experience it. In fact, we are sorry for our past anger. You see, it wouldn’t have existed if you hadn’t shattered the Paradox Prism. So, how could I be angry? I thank you, Sonic the Hedgehog.”

I thank you.

Sonic’s blood ran cold.

Shadow…

He took a step towards who…or whatever was controlling Shadow. “Who are you! What have you done with Shadow!”

‘Shadow’ just smiled. “We are Shadow. It would be rude to ignore this gift you have sent us. You have granted us a way to communicate with you, and a way to protect the Boscage.”

Sonic’s shoulders slumped, his chin hitting his chest.

Shadow…what have I done to you?

[tomato-ace]

I just remembered that claudine (at least within the stage play canon) is fully convinced (or is trying [and mostly failing, honestly] to convice others) that she's, and I quote: "passively oozing jealousy at Tendou Maya" (AND HAS BEEN DOING SO FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS)

I don't know what I'm trying to get at with this, she's just really dumb (when it comes to emotions [read: tendou maya]) and I love her

[teeth-in-a-mason-jar]

y'all I'm brainrotting too hard on the silt verses to NOT write a song or some poetry or paint something or idk

I'll update y'all if I do anything

Please listen to the silt verses

[songforten]

when people ask me my feelings on clara oswald i always just think of this screencap from new girl

[kerizaret]

good morning keri!! hope you feel better already )): sending you a big big hug!!

Morning!!! Thank you, I do, I spent some time with my sister in the evening and at night and we had fun! So today is all nice <33 accepting the hug gratefully though and sending more back 🫂🫂🫶

[bloodsweatandpotato]

I love this picrew so much I just had to make my boy Helian.

[pissybird]

How do you make those collage wallpapers? I want one of Emerie

[dykes4timrand]

i need more people from jays past to appear. i need her to see her classmates all grown up or just people she met in passing at a navy dinner- not even people that were important to her life, i just want her to be faced with the fact that shes about to go to war against these people, that they’re a part of the broken system now and if she wants to change it, to tear it down, they’re going to get hurt.

[dykestoklasa]

can I be So real. i've had a crush on the same youtube girl since 2012 and like.. why is it cool and silly when a girl has a crush on a mike but i as a lesbian just feel like a huge creep :|

[stinkrascal]

can never beat the exhausted allegations 😮‍💨

[kochanski]

ANYWAYS decided that instead of writing literally any of the ideas I had before I was gonna just write some short-form kochanski/lister cause... im in a Mood about it lately and I don't really know why

[night-dark-woods]

ID. gifs from the two, intercut.

1. ginger snaps. Brigitte asks, "If I wasn't here, would you eat her?"

2. yellowjackets. A closeup on Jackie's ear in Shauna's hand.

3. ginger snaps. Ginger steps away from a dead body, and replies in disgust, "God, that'd be like, fucking her."

4. yellowjackets. Shauna stares at the ear, conflicted, then crams it in her mouth.

End ID.

Ginger Snaps (2000) ~ Yellowjackets (2021)

[babieswrld]

RIP Jonas Miller you would have loved the enemies to lovers trope