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pricefudge · 6 years ago

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Avengers Endgame Rewatch - Spoilers!!!

So, I went and gave in to my baser desires and watched Endgame again. Beware, massive spoilers ahead, especially on the ending and my opinion on it. Because I need to shout it into the void. Long and Rambly.

I know a lot of people have a problem with how characters were treated (Thor’s depression as a joke? Not okay.), but I see the sense behind it. To be honest, and as much as I live in the timeline Thanos got out from and IW never happened, Tony Stark had to die. Because, we all know, we fans are craaaaazy sometimes. We would have bothered the creators so long until they revived the Iron Man Franchise with RDJ at the head and we would have lost our collective shit because it wasn’t what we wanted or expected (I mean, look at the whole Fantastic Beasts shitstorm) or worse gotten another actor - ha, no. Let’s let the poor actors retire. Same thing, but to a lesser extent, with Captain America and Black Widow.

So. much.

foreshadowing

I mean, with Tony it was obvious from the beginning. Movie rule - every character that gets happiness and domesticity dies (a dog gets mentioned? Character dies. Kids to go home to? Character dies. I won’t risk everything! Character dies. That whole fucking Howard Stark the Greater Good Scene? Character. effing. dies.) Believe me, the second time around I almost cried every time Tony was on Screen. That whole Morgan interaction? Cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Like every Tony fan, I felt vindicated at the beginning of the movie, the little argument he had with Steve. Yes. Tell him. First time around it was more cringe. Second time, YAS MAN. And, god, I can’t stop gushing about Dad!Tony. The growth. The love. The moment he was finally able to give Peter a hug. My heart was so open, my crops are watered (with my tears) and my skin is clear (due to tears washing away everything).

But I hadn’t expected the foreshadowing to hit so hard with Natasha. Like, whoaaaaa. Don’t do anything stupid. See you in a sec. Until later. Like whoaaaa, there were so many goodbyes directed at Nat and in my panic for Tony I completely missed it the first time. At least she got to say some kind of goodbye. Whoa.

And I imagine, Clint went back for her bones sometime. Or sent Carol. Because due to Soul Stone teleportation and very important goal, he couldn’t get her body back to the future, but like hell is he leaving his family there. She’s the girl he gave a second chance, the one he watched grow from machine to person, who pulled him out of the darkest spot he’s ever been in. The only reason she was even alive these last five years is bull-headed determination that there has to be something that can be done - she was the only one to stay at the Avengers compound. Did Not Move On. This was what she lived for and what she gave her live for. He probably interred her on compund grounds or next to the plot his family’s going to be resting in.

Now Captain America, Mister Steven G. Rogers. I do absolutely dislike his ending, but. BUT. Imagine the absolutely mind-boggling shenanigans he had to go through to keep the timeline intact. No, Sir, I am not Captain America. No you didn’t see me lift that car to get my son’s toy from under it. No, Peggy just married someone who looked extremely alike. No my name is Steve Rodgers, with a d, you see? Peggy probably took Howard Stark into the know, so he could hack all official files and exchange the picuters of Steve with some other dude. Probably explains his obsession with finding Steve, And their kids! Well kids, you’re gonna see Daddy in a lot of pictures and movies, but you must never tell anyone that he’s at home. And you’re gonna meet him at my funeral in the future, but don’t tell him anything! He doesn’t know yet he get’s the girl! It is a bit hilarious.

But people being mean on him for leaving behind Bucky - boy knew what Steve was gonna pull. “I’m gonna miss you, Bud! and “How could ? You’re taking all the stupid with you” for like the next five seconds? NAH. Bucky knew Steve wasn’t gonna come back spry and shiny. He was gonna pull some bull-headed thing. Bucky probably saw a picture of Older Peggy and Older Steve and thought - huh, she definitely got a type! - and suddenly time travel is a thing? Light-bulb moment! Ding ding ding! Get the girl :D. Don’t forget, Bucky was always right next to Steve during doing stupid things. He knew and approved. Don’t forget, he got a lot of healing done in Wakanda. Time for some healing for Steve.

On the other hand, Thor was just absolutely mistreated. I mean, props to Marvel for realizing emotions and trauma exist (again), minus points for handling. At least he is not magically healed and fit at the end through some heroic-fight-panacea. I loved Thor in Ragnarok. Why did you do this to him? I mean, I heard that Chris Hemsworth wasn’t interested in any more movies after Thor 2, understandably, so maybe it was in part to honour that decision. Shitty, but well........ And Bruce’s growth, puff. Where is it gone? Bye, Hulk, gonna miss your smashing. But at least he got in touch with his inner self. Even literally, hi Ancient One.

Every. Ducking. Character. Loved it. So many people, stories, faces, all together.

And for all the very, very dedicated Loki stans out there - do it like me, live in timeline a) where Thanos left and nobody died or timeline b) where Loki got the Tesseract in NY, noped out of there and lived happily in shenanigans until Thanos went to get the Tesseract. Or timeline b.1) where Loki gave the Tesseract to Thanos and became one of his Children (like, Yikes). This evolves into b.1.1) where Thanos wins or b.1.2.) where the 1 in 14 million happens again and Loki also lives, because Hulk like Puny God and wants to redeem him. And to further these shenanigans let’s make b.1.2.1) where Loki long ago learned healing magic from his Mom, who Loves Him tm and manages to keep Tony alive, injured, but alive. Happy endings for all!

I mean, Endgame gives us ALL THE POSSIBILITIES. Endless timelines, endless headcanons, endless fic.

Once again, and louder for the ones in the back, THANK YOU TO ALL THE ACTORS, FILM CREW, SUPPORTERS, DIRECTORS, SCRIPT-WRITES, CATERERS AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO MADE THIS JOURNEY WITH US!!!!

#Avengers endgame #avengers #spoilers #Endgame #marvel endgame #tony stark #iron man #captain america #steve rogers #natasha romanoff #black widow #thor

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saccharinedanganimagines · 6 years ago

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Can i ask for a scenario where Shuichi, Hajime, Byakuya, and Kokichi made a deal with the reader to be only fuck-buddies? But reader grows feelings for them and they notice how sad they are everytime they do it and confronts them one time! They cry and oh fuck man well he also has feelings for them so??

Yes you can! I’m gonna assume you mean Twogami/Imposter Byakuya since I can’t write for DR1 characters yet. There’s no nsfw, just angst and only hints of the sexy times!

~ Mod Ouma

Feelings Fester and Frighten

Shuichi Saihara

Shuichi notices how the corners of your lips were pulled into a frown, you were sad. It wasn’t just a one time thing, it seemed to happen gradually over the past few times you two met up.

“Is there something wrong, S/O? W-We don’t have to do it today if you’re not up to it.”

It wasn’t healthy to bottle up your feelings, but he wordlessly agrees to hook up with you one last time after you insist on continuing.

He feels really bad that he was indulging in this while there clearly was something bothering you.

As someone who was holding off on his feelings too, he didn’t want you to hurt.

He’d often think of what it would be like to experience something more than physical with you. And that made him both curious and crestfallen.

So, Shuichi confronts you, wanting to help spare your feelings from whatever is making you sad.

“I know we made a deal to prevent things from… Developing further. But just know that I still care and if there’s anything bothering you, let me help.”

He tries and fails to make it look professional..

Then, you cry.

“A-Ah! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to push you, I j-just-“

And, you confess that you liked him. Romantically.

You felt that same as he did?

Shuichi considers leaving you alone to gather his thoughts for a moment. But he didn’t want you to take it the wrong way.

“Y-You don’t have to cry..” he meekly says, awkwardly attempting to tug at a hat that wasn’t on his head anymore.

“I’m not sure if I could fully pick apart my own feelings but.. I’d like to break the deal and actually get to know you better”

Shuichi is wary of jumping straight into a relationship, but he gives you and himself a chance to explore those feelings.

“Let’s.. Start again. Not just as.. friends with benefits this time.” He offers you a small smile.

He’s willing to give this a shot.

Hajime Hinata

Your relationship was thrown into a slight mess.

Hajime thought he was hurting you, he thought that maybe whatever had you upset was being reinforced by this relationship, by him- and it’s slowly turning toxic.

Aftercare became slightly awkward with the thought that he’s not satisfying you anymore.

That’s what he gets for liking you. Maybe he wasn’t enough anymore.

There’s no way you’d like him back, you two had a deal.

His feelings might be born from being touch-starved. That’s what he often told himself as he holds his feelings back for you.

But he knew that wasn’t just it.

He decided to confronts you, with a small hint of insecurity.

“Do you maybe.. Wanna put this on hold? I mean I still wanna continue but I know there’s something upsetting you.”

He really didn’t want what little interactions he had with you, but he thought it was for your own good.

That’s when you confess that you broke the deal and developed feelings for him.

At first, Hajime’s caught off guard as you were driven to tears.

“Hey.. Hey, it’s going to be alright. Don’t cry.” He felt comfortable enough to move closer to you and wipe your tears away.

“I guess I should’ve told you sooner too..”

“I have feelings for you too.”

Hajime both felt giddy and nervous about the sudden revelation.

“And I’m willing to actually acknowledge our feelings.. If you want to, of course.

Byakuya Twogami

Twogami’s a master of deception, as expected of the ultimate impostor.

Even if you try to hide your sadness, he’ll be able to see it.

He didn’t want to push you for information, but you seem to spiral into sadness the more he met with you.

Today, he decided that even though you might not agree to it, he’s gonna help you somehow.

After all, that wouldn’t be very fair to the person he liked.

Twogami hides his feelings for you, for numerous reasons.

But he can’t help but feel his heart ache every time you looked away from him or offered him a sad smile.

And he cherished every time you listen attentively to him whenever he selfishly indulged in revealing parts of himself to you that he’s kept hidden for a long time.

He’d step out of the deal to confide in you sometimes, and oddly, you let him- even doing the same, much to his surprise.

There was a silent bond of trust between the two of you.

He confronts you after a small while, heart filled with resolve and determination to be someone you can lean on.

“Before we begin, there is something I would like to tell you…”

He gets straight to the point.

“A fuck buddy is still a buddy! Do not forget that!” He’s a little strong with his implications, but he means well.

“So now, will you tell me what’s bothering you? Surely there is something I can do to help.”

He can’t help but feel panic bubble in his chest, letting some of it slip through his steely gaze as you started crying.

He’s torn, should he apologize? Keep up the act?

You give him no time to respond as you admit your feelings to him.

That’s when his facade drops into an expression of shock. He quickly recovers, however.

“D-Do not despair!” Is he being impulsive?

“F-For I… Byakuya Togami, will reciprocate your feelings!”

Too late to back out now.

He really did feel sparks of interest for you, the person beyond the occasional hookups.

“I’m willing to give my best as your partner! If you will have me, of course.”

That last line wasn’t quite a Byakuya thing to say, but rather, it was the words of the person beneath the guise.

The night continues with you two close to each other.

Kokichi Ouma

He merely comments on how upset you look, saying something among the lines of wiping the frown off our face and replacing it with lust.

But he knew something was hurting you. And hooking up was only gonna keep you running from it.

So he confronts you for your sake.

And to prevent his own feelings from growing deeper.

He wasn’t sure if it was his lust speaking or his heart.

But whenever he learned something new about you, he found himself wanted to learn more and he treasured what he did know.

He shouldn’t develop feelings, that was the deal.

So he confronts you with the intention of breaking things off, to spare all both your feelings from festering any further.

“Y’know, I’m starting to think being bang buddies with you’s getting boring.”

You could experience short-term hurt for now, but you’ll feel better if you thought he was being a jerk and possibly find the will to deal with whatever you’re upset with later on.

“We could spice things up! Buuut, I think I’m not the only one getting bored of this.”

You may not notice it, but he just offered you a chance to continue, to explain.

He tries to squash down the guilt crawling down his back as you cried. That was to be expected, he was acting harsh.

But he didn’t expect for the tears to accompany a confession.

Kokichi’s silent. So you did feel the same.

He suspected the sadness in your eyes was caused by distance you were forcing yourself into, he may be a walking lie detector, but he never asked any questions, so he didn’t have much to go on.

So the sadness was because you’ve been holding back on your feelings.

Like Kokichi.

“Hey now! Don’t cry! You’re gonna make me CRYYYyyyyYyyyYYY!!”

“Anyhow. S/O. You really shouldn’t be sad.”

“Cuz, I like you too you know!”

You might not believe it, but Kokichi feels like he should at least have a chance to prove it.

“So, we should end this deal- but wait for it- and start a new one!”

“Let’s actually get to know each other this time. How’s about a date in that laser tag arena downtown? It’s close to the restaurant you like!”

#shuichi saihara #shuichi saihara imagines #byakuya twogami #byakuya twogami imagines #hajime hinata #hajime hinata imagines #kokichi ouma #kokichi ouma imagines #kokichi oma #kokichi oma imagines #new danganronpa v3 #new danganronpa v3 imagine #danganronpa imagines #superdanganronpa 2 #superdanganronpa 2 imagine #angst #good end

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tellywoodtrash · 7 years ago

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ishqbaaz ep 400 - 404 lb

now, let’s see what fresh hell my idiot children have raised in the one week i left them unsupervised!

ep 400 (30.10.17)

ok you know what, i reallllllly do not care about this lameass shivika plot. i didn’t care one week ago when i was watching in real time, and now one week later, i literally couldn’t give less of a fuck. ugh. already disgruntled at having to sit through this garbage.

YOU FUCKERS SHOULD BE CONCENTRATING ON RIKARA, PAR NAHI, IDHAR BHI APNE AINVAYIII KE ISSUES. HONESTLY. THINK ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELVES FOR 4 MINUTES. AND IF YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT YOURSELVES, THINK PROPERLY LIKE NORMAL MARRIED COUPLES, AND GO BANG. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

ugh ok i really don’t care about anika’s nonsense mental issues when there’s literally so many other problems. fwding this bs.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, rikara!!!!!!!!

i am honestly so emosh rn. 😭😭😭

yaaaaaaas baby girl! call him out on his bs!

ok can’t help but feel a little bad for kunal’s kamar in this scene. is it just me or is he ladkhadaayiing a bit?

UGH GTFO SHIVIKA I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU TWO RN UNLESS YOU’RE FUCKING.

anika has legittttttttttttt lost her goddamned mind. honestly, what the fuck have they done to my girl????

IS THIS HONESTLY AN ISSUE???? LIKE???? I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE TWO ASSHOLES RIGHT NOW. JUST GTFO MY SCREEN BEFORE I RAGE QUIT WATCHING THIS EP.

lmao ok kunal ki saaas phul rahi hai, someone give the poor boy a sec to catch his breath.

YAS GAURI ASKKKKKKKKKKKK HIMMMMMMMM

pffffffft, don’t even talk about shivika’s ishqbaazi rn gauri, coz... i just can’t.

“WOH DONO EK DUSRE KO NEECHA NAHI DIKHAATE KABHI.”

ok someone needs to sit gauri down and tell her all of bade bhaiyya ke puraane paap.

and rudra’s just going snip-happy on ajay’s car like a toddler in crafts class. best.

ok ruvya nonsense is what i care about least in this show so fwd fwd fwd.

this trope of shit getting stuck in each other’s jewelry and what not is literally the worst.

OK RUDRA NEEDS TO BE GIVEN ONE TIGHT SLAP. WHY THE FUCK IS BHAVYA EVEN PUTTING UP WITH THIS BS? SHE JUST NEEDS TO TELL SHIVAAY WHAT’S UP AND GTFO THE STUPID “BOND” CLAUSE.

god i’m just so mad at heterosexuality rn. all these ppl just need to leave each other alone already, coz together, they just make each other and everyone else miserable as fuck.

YAS GAURI. TEAR THAT DUPATTA. FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES OF THE HEGEMONIC INSTITUTION THAT IS MATRIMONY IN THE DESI SOCIETYYYYYYYYYYYY

why am i being forced to watch this utter TRASH that is this shivika plot? it’s literally worse than the ruvya plot. #bloodyUNSAHIKKABLE (something for my southie peeps there.)

never thought i’d relate SO MUCH with shivaay during an argument, but hey, here we are. matlab facepalm kar kar ke mera toh mooh hi laal ho gaya hai.

ok what even is this editing? ffs, kuch toh transition effect daalo scenes ke beech mein.

oh gauriiiiiiii, my baby girl, don’t cryyyyyyyyy. mera dillll jaltaaa haiiiiii. i can’t bear to see you like this. 😥😥😥😢😢😢

ok i can’t bear his crying either, but he deserves to cry a little, so dil pe patthar rakh ke seh loongi main.

GOD SRSLY ANIKA YOU NEED TO GROW UP.

great. usko bhi pakad ke taana and issue. shivaay just leave her be. let her go eat something and she’ll calm the fuck down in time and come find you. 🙄🙄🙄

i’m just fwding this garbage, because after EVERYTHING they went though, if she still doesn’t trust him, phir mujhe kuch nahi kehna. honestly, so done with this.

ok just in case i didn’t hate men enough in this episode, ajay’s here to MAKE SURE ki koi kasar reh toh nahi gayi. 😒😒😒

okay fuckkkkk offf shitty ajayyyyyyy, with your crappy unibrow.

OMFG HAATH LAGAAYA, SAALE KAMEENE HIMMAT KAISE HUIIIIII KAAAT KE GANDE NAALI MEIN NA PHENK DOON MAIN

ok this grownass man has been TOLD the issue to his face and he’s still like “idk why she’s mad at me?????” why are men like thisssss?????

god why won’t this shitty ass episode enddddddddddddddd??? 400th episode my ass.

waah, bhavya’s gonna solve the mysteries of the feminine mind for bhaiyya.

lol this little golu molu baby sardar. what a cutie.

this show really nails their casting of kids. highly surprising how all of them are non annoying.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN BRING BACK HER KHOYA HUA CONFIDENCE? BY SEXING HER. SO PLEASE. GET TO IT. MATLAB, TUM AADMI HO YA PAJAMA?!!?!

GOD FINALLLLLLLLLLY THIS DAMN EPISODE IS FUCKING OVER. HALLELUJAH.

ep 401 (31.10.17)

aaaaaaaand golu molu is back.

shivaay, don’t you have enough issues in your life???? ek aur issue ke beech mein taang adaa rahe ho???? go talk to your stupid wife.

... is there a reason he got outta costume for this????

and god the ugly blue filter. hate. HAAAAAAAAATE. WHY DO THEY USE IT EVERY TIME THESE TWO HAVE A SCENE IN THIS LOCATION????? IT’S SO FUCKING UGLY.

man do i haaaave to watch this???? he’s just gonna be all i promise ill love you when you’re old and blah blah blah physical looks don’t matter dil matters and blah blah.

“i’m not trying, i AM cute.”

pffffffffft. ek toh overconfidence ki hadh. you’re not even that cute. doosra, bebe!Anika is this close to taking off her chandni and beating all the cute outta you.

my god i cannot be gladder than i am to be utterly single rn, coz jesus above, being in a relationship looks fucking exhausting. yahaan mujhse apne emotions aur issues jhele nahi jaate, and you have to be deal with someone elses’ neuroses too???? no thanks.

i am baby!sardar and he is me. utterly sick of these ppl and screaming “meri jaan baksh do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

called shivaay’s nonsense speech almost down to the word. not feeling particularly proud about it tho, coz that just means the writing of this show is just thaaaaat thakela.

OMG ANIKA WHICH OTHER WOMAN WOULD EVEN WANT THIS STUPID GODFORSAKEN DEMON OF A MAN?????????? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT????????? THAT LITERALLY NO OTHER WOMAN IN ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH CAN TOLERATE HIM?????

ok i swear to god rudra needs to get hit by a bus or something. #freeBhavya

WHY WON’T THIS STUPID SCENE END OMG

fwding. don’t care. gimme gauri. NOW. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

OOOOH. WHY’S BULBUL COMING TO OMKI????? is she realising that she’d rather be married to repentant hottie shaayar rather than ugly unibrow handsy fucker???

ok. clue has been given that richa is the reason. use your goddamn brain now, omki.

god his sexyyyyy agony whisper voice. it’s doing things to meeeeeeee. 😍😍😍

haaaaaye his face. be still my beating heart.

of course. ajay is daksh 2.0, but not even half as entertaining.

i miss daksh, man. after svetlana, he’s the most lolz delivering waala villain this show has ever had.

OK WHAT EVEN IS THIS OUTFIT GAURI IS WEARING LORD ABOVE NA SAR HAI NA PAIR, JAANE KAISE TEEN CHAAR CHICHDE JOD DIYE HAI AUR USKO “OUTFIT” BULA RAHE HO

angsty sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy eyes are being maaaaaade. 😭😭😭

and ugly ajay is noticinggg and grinding his teeth all shivaay-style.

ughhhhh ajay you’re the fucking worst. i really fucking hope the oberois go to town on you and repeatedly kick you in the nuts.

ok shivaay’s outfit has actually made me go blind and i’m now watching this episode with my mann ki aankhein. 😣😣😣

shivaay still can’t understand the concept of consent and free will. honestly, i think this idiot needs to have the point beaten into him.

aisi time par bhi isko shayari sooj rahi hai. emo!maxxxxx only my son is.

“mujhse vaada karo hum aur kuch nahi karenge.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOY DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR OBEROI KIN AT ALL??????? SHAADI KHUD KI HO YA KISI AUR KI, TAMASHA TOH KARNA HI HAI!

omfgggggggg anika, COZ PYAAAR (woh bhi aisa ek number ka ghatiyaaaa “pyaar”) ISN’T EVERYTHING IN LIFE OK????

ok anika just don’t give a fuck anymoreeee.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand the wig is offfff.

why’s gauri shocked? she fully knew anika was here? they slept in the same bed???

ajay is the shivaay of bareilly. all authoritative and shouty and shiz. pity that the real shivaay is here, and about to teach him how it’s really done.

LMAO MAAAAAAAAAA IS LIKE “I DIDN’T KNOW NOTHING! MAIN TOH ALLAH MIYAAN KI GAAAIII HOON!!” 😂😂😂😂

shivaay’s having a haaaaaard time controlling himself. teeth grinding and eye rolling to the max.

lololololololol looks like ajay’s maa itself shall be cockblocking him.

“THA NAHI. HOON.”

daaaaaaaaaayum son!

LMAO SHIVAAY’S FACE LIKE “I TRIED, MAN. I TRIED.”

styyyyyylish and tadi-filled removal of pagdis and wigs.

god kunal, tumhe koi haq nahi banta ki tum itne khoobsurat lago. NOT FAIR! 😫😫😫😫

lol nakuul’s champu hair, compared to the other two’s faaaaaahbulous, totally-unaffected-by-pagdi hair.

obligatory ‘haaye my beautiful boys!’ waala shot. 😍😍😍

gauri be like WHY ARE MY SASURAAL WAALE SUCH FREAKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG

EP 402 (01.11.17)

LMAO like whaaaaaaaat trip is ajay even on? she’s HIS wife, not yours. what “cheeeen lega” and all??? kuch bhi. chal hatt, chutiya kahinka.

can’t wait for obros to hand ajay’s ass to him. coz he’s quite honestly asking for it.

hee hee hee, i shall always get a kick outta shivaay jumping men who have like at least half a foot on him and trying to fight them. my smol fighty baby.

OMFG OMKARA KO CHAANTA. AB TOH NAHI BACHEGA TU BETA. AB TOH TICKET KATAA HI LE WAAPSI KI.

WHY’S RUDRA STOPPING SHIVAAY???? BRO, YOU’RE SUPP TO JUMP AJAY TOO???? MY GOD, NIKKAMMA KA NIKAMMA ONLY THIS IDIOT BOY IS. WHEN YOU GONNA START PULLING YOUR DAMN WEIGHT AROUND HERE, ASSHOLE???????????????

awwww man shivaay’s face is making me cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😭😭😭😭

OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGG BULBUL CALLING OUT TO BADE BHAIYYE #MYBROTPLIVES #shivriHameshaAmarRahe

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BITCCCCCCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

ab baby bulbul ne aadesh diya hai tohhh...

lol bulbul’s bloodlust will not be satisfied with just the one obro. she wants them ALL to go to town on these bareilly bastards. and that’s allllllllll the encouragement hubs needs.

how awesome is this shot of bulbul and her three protectors tho! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

gimme some shots of anika and bhavya kicking ass too plz???

ugh no, they’re relegated to cheerleaders. how lame.

LMAO GAURI’S HAPPINESS AT THE CHAOS, FADING AWAY AT RICHA/MUKESH’S WTF FACES HAHAHAHA

shivaay’s like bro i’ve had enough of this small town bs. can we gtfo here pls?

god i realllllly hate gauri’s outfit. it’s drowninggggg her tiny frame.

“hum waapas nahi jaa sakte.”

lmao everyone’s faces like “behen itna maar dhaar karne se pehle nahi bol sakti thi???? phukat mein energy waste.”

i really love how shivaay is having waaaaaaay more of a devastated reaction than om at gauri not coming back.

protip to shivaay: just legally adopt gauri (like you did sahil), so she’ll be your sister no matter what the fuck goes on in the rikara marriage.

... we’re back in OM?

oh yes we are. unless shivaay authoritatively makes hot chocolate for ppl in others’ kitchens as well.

ok that sleeved vest looks really bad under THAT kurta, shivaay.

shivaay, ever heard of giving someone (anyone!) personal space? no? ok cool.

CAN A MAN ANGSTILY MOPE IN THE DARK ABOUT HIS WIFE MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE IN PEACE? PLEASE???!?!?!!!!!!

heavy vibes of post-ishaana kadhi-chawal scene no?

still one of my eternal fave obro scenes. (“main iss baare mein baat nahi karna chahta!” *talks about it for 2 hours*)

“hota hai.”

haan is ghar mein toh aksar hota hai, ki biwi kisi aur se shaadi karne chali jaati hai, lekin NORMAL LOGON KE SAATH aisa nahi hota.

oh boyyyyyy, shivaay ke khurafaati dimaag mein idea.

meanwhile gauri is doing full intezaam of bhaagna from there.

gosh gauri, since when are you such a terrible liar???

maa is doing everything she can to cover bitiyaa’s ass. love it.

ajayyyyy doesn’t even wanna marry her???? then why’s he so insistenttttt?????

STOP LYING TO HER SHIVAAY. FOR FUCKS SAKE HAVE YOU LEARNTTTTTTTTT NOTHINGGGGGG. GOD.

“shankar ji apni chiraiyya ka dhyaan rakhlenge.”

YUP. IN THE FORM OF BADE BHAIYAAAAAA. WHO’S FLYING OVER AS WE SPEAK TO SAVE HIS BABY BIRD.

omg how daaaaaaare he LIE TO HER FACE LIKE THIS. BITCH, ONE. YOU A HELLA SUCKY LIAR. AND TWO. SHE KNOWS YOUR DUMB ASS BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF.

“WE GOT OURSELVES A BULBUL TO KIDNAP.”

god this asshole really going to fucking kidnap gauri. srsly, it’s like he learned nothing from his first wedding.

“yaar hum raat ko ghee lene jaa rahe hai????”

LOLOLOL

fuck, my hearttttttttttt. god i love these stupidass boys so much.

ooooooooooh gauri is overhearinggggg.

YAAAAAAAAAS BULBUL YOU BEAT THE F OUTTA THIS ASSHOLE.

pffffffffft, oh nowwwww she wants to call omkiiiiiii.

of course he won’t pick up. girl, this is why you should depend on no man.

ugh the cgi for the helicopter is so terrible.

lol gauri has emptied her whole wardrobe into making escape waali rassi. she’s seen golmaal (puraana waala, not the chutiya new ones) one too many times i think.

pffffffffffft waise toh bada kidnapping ka plan bana raha tha??? karne ka time aaya toh shivaay is just standing there frozen and other two just pushed him to side and moved on.

LMAO HER INNER MONOLOGUE I LOVE GAURIIIIIIIIIII SO MUCH

LOLOLOLOL HE WAS GONNA BUST INTO A SHER AND RUDRA’S FRUSTRATION

“YEH KAISA AADMI HAI???? BHAABI MUBARAK HO, HUM AAPKO KIDNAP KARNE AAYE HAI.” LMAOOOOOOOOOO

be still my beating heart! 😍😍😍😍

omfg ommmmmmmmmm you idiot her headdddddddddd!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand great. ajay and minions are here. ugh.

obros exchanging “it’s go time!!!!!!” faces.

wow. that was hella easy.

ep 403 (02.11.17)

wow, gauri still hasn’t regained consciousness? maybe you shoulda taken her to a doctor for a ct scan or something first.

“bhaiyya, aur koi illegal kaam karna hai ya main sone jaaon?” LMAO

anika’s detective dimaag is on during half-sleep also. AMAZING.

but never fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! billu’s here to romance it outta her. haaaaaaye.

ugh. fuck these two ridiculously attractive assholes who won’t bang and insist on killing me with sexual tension.

uh ohhhhhhhh, billu made a boo boo! wife is on to him!

omg look how tiny shrenu’s feeeeet are!

ugh my heart. can these two just be happy now... pleaseeeee. they’re the life raft i have to tie myself to now that shivika are... just... idk what.

snort. fucking idiot.

“japan mere zehen main hai kyunki it’s my favt. country. wahan ki jo mount fuji hai na, it’s a really good mountain! mujhe wahan ka khaana bhi bohut pasand hai!”

LMAO WHAT IS THIS A NIBANDH HE WROTE FOR INTERNATIONAL DAY AT SCHOOL?????

omfggggg “sabudaana vada khaaya hai tumne japan ka???” hahahahahahaha

I NEED SPACE?????? BITCH GO MAKE AN OBEROI COLONY ON MARS THEN. BADA AAYA SPACE MAANGNE WAALA.

IDGI???? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TELL HER GAURI’S IN THE HOUSE???? WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER?????

goddddd anika, why must you discuss all your marriage matters with some other person????

lol anika calling bhavya out on knowing rudra wasn’t home last night haha

ouffffff anika, you really need to get a hobby. like, take up watercolours. or knitting. maybe get a pet. horseriding?you need SOMETHING to distract you from the fuckery that is this house and your weirdass marriage.

LMAO RUDRA “usually kidnapping ke baad phiroti ke liye call karte hai. main karoon kya???”

“BIWI HAI MERI, GHADDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂

“we have to keep it under wraps”... MAYBE START BY CLOSING YOUR DAMN DOOR?!?!!?!?

lolololol man i’m loving the return of omRu scenes. i reallyyyyy missed these two together.

OMFG OM EK TOH SHE’S UNCONSCIOUS UPAR SE YOU’RE WRAPPING HER AND STASHING HER IN A CUPBOARD????

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the sisters are here. with their shak waali nazrein.

the face on an honest man who isn’t lying his pants off. amazing.

oh hooooooo anikaaaa, you’re so annoyinggggg when you get like this.

pfffffffft. brothers are here. ab hoga tamasha.

LMAO AND TAMASHAAA IT IS. THE WAY HE FAINTED ONTO THE BED HAHAHAHAH

ouff the amount of nautanki.

LMAO THE WAY HE GOT UP ALL FINE AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE AND FELL AGAIN LOLOLOLOL

lol for first time rudra is doing bagaavat against his eternal master bhaabi

OMFG THE WAY RUDRA JUST PICKED HIM UP AND TOOK HIM I AM DYING HAHAHAHAHA

ohhhhh boy she’s going back into om’s room.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand caught!

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “DEKHO KAUN AAYA HAI!!!! GAURI! AA GAYI!” HAHAHAHAHHAHHA I AM FUCKING DYING OMG HAHAHAHAHA

ok, what exactly is anika’s problem here? she also wanted gauri to come back? matlab... i really don’t get her newfangled issues these days.

kabhi nahi socha tha ki yeh din bhi dekhne padenge where i’d be on shivaay’s side during arguments. waah re prabhu, teri leela.

gauri’s having a legit “main kahaaan hoon?” moment.

great anika has taken her lecturebaaazi outside to the devars. she’s really getting on my last nerve these days.

like i get her point and all, but behen, tum apne buddhi waale dhong se kaunsa usko izzat-o-aabroo se lene gayi thi???? matlab kuchhhhh bhi.

lmao anika ki toh tain tain phisssssssssssss ho gayiiii.

and lolololol look at this idiot boy who’s not even hugging her back, he’s just like OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO SOMEONE TELL ME?!?!!?!?!

lmao shivaay’s look of triumph. he’s literally likeeeee

ouff ok gauri, heavy on the mythological references this early in the morning.

lmaoooo shivaay knocking om on the back for the patti thing. matlab, when sso thinks you’re being a little extra, know you’ve gone truly overboard.

ugh ok she forgave him already??? itnaaa bhi lightly nahi jhaadna tha matter ko.

anika be like behen, y u no tell plan? ainvayiiii mein moral science lecture diye phir rahi thi.

ok i really thought the anika learns about gauri title was about the chutki secret, but siiiiiiiiigh.

aaaaaand these two are fighting.

“aise hi rehna hai???? sudharna nahi hai???”

lol 1 crore ka sawaal pooch diya tumne anikaaaa

god you two, this relationship is fucking exhausting and i’m just a passive witness to it. I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE BEING IN IT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THERE GO THE PHONES.

ep 404 (03.11.17)

servants of the house be thinking ‘itne din se kitchen achcha khaasa saaf-sutra tha. lo aa gaye phir gandh machaane.’

godddddddddddddd rudra’s besura singing.

shivaay’s being hella relatable these days.

ok i really don’t like this shakki biwi nonsense of anika’s. like, stop ruining my girl pls.

awwww my chiraiyya and her bhaujai.

um, why is this person dressed literally in pinky’s clothes???

ok i don’t caaaaaaaaare about this nonsenseeeeee. fwding.

what even is happening?? you two have been married for like 3 hours and are still fucking up on a minute by minute basis. bade aaye rudra ko marriage advice dene waale.

I HATE THIS GARBAGE TROPE OF MEN IN DRAG ON INDIAN TV. DAMN YOU KAPIL SHARMA FOR STARTING THIS NONSENSE. A PLAGUE UPON YOUR (ILLEGALLY CONSTRUCTED) HOUSE!

lol shivaay and om inspecting the custard in the bg as if it’s some huuuuge lab experiment or something.

..... god anikaaaa, you’re a fucking idiot.

lmao bhavya’s such an enabler.

ouffff gauri, not you toooooooooooo.

anika idiot, custard toh lekar bhaagti.

he’s not gonna catch her. and this is gonna create a huge big raita. *siiiiiiiiiigh*

calllled it.

bhavya, my sweet, please find yourself a better man. you deserve sooooooooooo much better.

OMFG SHIVAAY PUT THE FUCKING PLATE DOWN. FUCKING IDIOT.

GOD THIS IS THE STUPIDEST PLOT EVER ITS FUCKING 4 AM WHY AM I WATCHING THIS GARBAGE

NOWWWWWWWWW WE TALKINGGGGGG 😏😏😏😏

oooooooooooooooh the chutkiiiiiiii photooooooooooooooo.

SHE’S IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH YOU. SHE’S MISSED YOU TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BABIESSSSSSS!!!! MY TWO GIRLSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

EVERY TIME I THINK OF THEM BEING SISTERS FOR REAL, MY HEART OVERFLOWS WITH FEELS

abbe, seedha seedha custard deke jaa na; yeh senti waala lecture kisko sunna hai.

that custard is fucking LIQUID. matlab, set hone tak toh sabrrr karta bro????

GOD I HATE THIS NONSENSE OF THE GIRL SAYING SOMETHING WHEN SHE MEANS SOMETHING ELSE. I KNOW WE DO THIS SHIT A LOT BUT WE REALLY GOTTA STOP. MEN DON’T UNDERSTAND IT THE WAY OTHER GIRLS DO. THEY JUST DON’T. SO STOP IT.

“400 episode ho gaye lekin anika abhi bhi yehi keh rahi hai ki SHIVAAAAY AAAP KYAAAA KAR RAHE HAI???”

i would laugh at the meta but i am too angry that you haven’t as much as made outttttttt yet. what the everlovingggg fuckkkkkkk. you ppl better bang before ep 500 so help me god. SO HELP ME GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ouffffff rudra, ever heard of personal space? you’re the worst. dafaaaa ho!

oh haaaaaaaaaai abhayyyyyy, you hotass demonchild. how you been???? actually, fuck you, where’s my girl tanya and how’s she been????

THIS IS LITERALLY DOODH AND JAM THAT HE’S FEEDING HER. LIKE.... IT’S ANNOYINGGGGG ME YOUGAIZ. IT’S ANNOYING ME SO MUCH.

dayummmm, omki making sex eyes at wife. will i get my tharak fulfilled here first????? will omki shomki and chutki maarofy baazi first?!?!?!

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I JUST MIGHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯

OMG FUCK YOU RUDRA MAY YOU NEVER HAVE ANOTHER ORGASM IN YOUR LIFE EVER AGAIN YOU STUPID COCKBLOCKER 😡😡😡😡

lmaooooo om’s glee when rudra finally left. i love this idiot child so much.

UGH BAATEIN?!?!?!!? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT BAATEIN?????GET BACK TO THE MAKING OUTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU STUPID NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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