is oli gonna be a maid bouncer. like. customers are gonna try to get handsy with the maidboys and dante's first reaction is to snap someone's wrist in twain
rei becomes an unpredictable liability bc he could do SO many things. he could not care. he could escalate the inappropriate touching for personal gain. he could poison their drink (with higher chances of fatality than usual)
so oli needs to be the mediator of all
making sure customers don't act out of line
and that staff don't kill someone
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all he has to do is wield a menu like his holy book and everyone will behave
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THEY LOOK ADORABLE OMG??? I can't get over Solomon's outfit it's so cute??? And ALSO MY SON LUKE LUKE OMG THE LTIGLE PNEGDIFOMRNFH 😭😭😭 also for simeon I just rly like him teehee 👉👈
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hi hello if you do floyd and jade (and all the others really) like that ruggie and leona i'll just die on the spot (very positive)
3 a.m. and you activated my brain just now
-hypmic anon (this time i'm bringing a blanket for u)
Get ur coffin ready hypmic anon 💪
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Lord Jaime Lannister (Waters), bastard son of Tyrion Lannister and Nadya Dormaire and Lord of Casterly Rock (and depending on the AU, Prince of the Five Kingdoms)
I had this commission done by the ever incredible @murmel-malt (thanks again!💕), and I love it so much! Jaime looks exactly how I imagined him, and the clothes are so cool and detailed. Needless to say, I’m obsessed!
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