#i want him bad bad bad bad bad

[zorosdimples]

i can see yuuji accidentally discovering his piss kink by simply being over-enthusiastic.

like… he’s fucking into you at a frenzied pace and he’s been going for hours—you’re only semi-conscious because his stamina is insane and you can’t keep up. when he realizes he’s pissing it’s too late: he shoots blanks into your cunt and immediately has an oh shit moment. he just rides it out and pisses inside of you because what else is he going to do? make a mess on the bed? anyway, he finds the experience so much hotter than he could’ve imagined.

alternatively, he’s been worshipping your pussy for what feels like an eternity and he keeps pushing you to orgasm one more time—please baby, just give me one more. but at this point you’re overstimulated to hell and his thick fingers have been putting too much pressure on your bladder; you whine that if he keeps it up, you’re going to piss. either he doesn’t believe you or he doesn’t hear you, because you end up pissing. and he only starts catching it in his mouth after he stares in awe for a few beats while your stream splashes his face.

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[asweetprologue]

this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)

[michameinmicha]

Do you ever miss a character from a show but not like in the way that you want to rewatch the whole show because theres so much stuff going on and thats not what youre looking for but you miss your boy

[lynx-tales]

I am OBSESSED With the Assassin’s Creed motherfucker parkouring around Paris in the opening ceremonies

[pangur-and-grim]

the world is too big for this tiny boy

[cozymodeonpoint]

senshi fans: learning how to make nutritious meals for themselves

laios fans: down bad

marcille fans: lesbianism

chilchuck fans: putting that man in situations

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[nat-20s]

Every time that the stakes are now So So So high in Doctor Who I'm like. Congratulations to Fourteen for well and truly fucking off. His ass is NOT dealing with death gods his ass is trying to get rid of the spider mites on the basil

[overlordjanefire]

Why is he like that

[chloesimaginationthings]

At least Matpat lives on in the FNAF universe

[hinamie]

parenthood was not on my 2024 bingo card but clearly life is full of surprises

[whimsyvixen]

Ask me what type of romantic dreams I have at night.

The man in my dreams:

(He wasn't happy I escaped from my gilded cage)

[ultrviolecnt]

HUGH JACKMAN BEHIND THE SCENES OF XMEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE (2009)

[sneckoil]

rizz so bad it's good