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druid-for-hire · 2 years

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[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

#dinosaur #evolution #comic #prehistoric #animal #wildlife #paleontology #biology #poetry #comics #original #my art #archaeopteryx has no direct living descendants i know #but i wanted something aerial and the dinosaur to bird connection is classic and well known anyway #also the chicken over any other bird is very on purpose #its the mix of truth and comedy and genuineness and the fantastic in the mundane #its me asking you to see something so wonderful in something taken so un-seriously #and to love it both ways #also the jurassic park thing #where someone saw the reconstructed gait of a dino #and said. hey hang on. i know that walk.#and pulled up footage of a chicken walking #which jumpstarted the entire study into the link between dinosaurs and birds #in the end take whatever you want from it i just thought id provide some insight #i always like it when other artists do #the point is that i enjoy when people laugh at the end and when they dont #and i like it when they cry. i like it best when they both laugh and cry. eeaao intent #anyway mourn your losses but to live is to change #also hi guys i finally figured out tipping after 5 months so no more annoying ko-fi link #the antidote to despair is awe

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peevishpants · 5 months

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fuck it... bird sneaks

#weiwei art #birds #rooster #chicken #canada goose #shoes #crocs #air jordans #original art #look man im proud of my lime green offbrand crocs and ill draw them as much as i want!

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magentasnail · 3 months

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so I started playing stardew valley, and now it's the only thing I want to do with my life

I had to trick myself by drawing stardew things, namely krobus my beloved

#my brain is screaming at me for posting at a bad hour #but when it comes to me doing things if i dont finish them in one sitting i never do #so I want to post it now #please be kind to me and rb it to prove my brain it's fine #krobus #stardew valley #stardew #stardew valley krobus #sdv krobus #void chicken #strange bun #art #stardew fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #my art #artist #drawing #digital artist

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tooquirkytolose · 7 months

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Everyone loves my moms mexican rice and proclaim it the best they've ever had and I see a lot of recipes out there that are either too fussy or too bland so I'll just list the things my mom does that she says make it good

-you really truly do not need chicken bouillon/chicken broth. Plain water is fine, my mom started omitting the bouillon when I became vegetarian so I could eat it and literally no one knows the difference its fine

- you don't need cumin or cilantro you just need onion, garlic, salt and tomato sauce (or jarred tomatoes)

-FRY YOUR RICE!!! in oil!!! Fry until golden brown and nutty, DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP it adds flavor and deepens the color of the end product if you don't fry your rice in oil it looks pale and unappetizing

-blend your water, chopped onion, garlic cloves, and tomato sauce (or jarred tomatoes) add this liquid to the fried rice after you've drained the excess oil, cook like regular rice

You will now be the envy of all mexican mothers and taquerias 👍

#i mean if you WANT chicken broth thats fine #but believe me when i say most people are flabbergasted its not included in her recipe #i...dont know exact measurements shes one of those eyeballing it type of gals

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podcast-hemocytoblast · 11 months

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What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

#the magnus archives #tma #michael distortion #the distortion #i think this would make everyone’s lives worse #the eye 🤝(<-phishing) the spiral #tricking someone into thinking you’re someone they can trust so that theyll give you info they can use against you?#that shits both eye and spiral coded af tbh #edit: for those who have said that they want a fic of this i would like to clarify that other people can do what they want with this idea #but i personally cannot write for shit #so i cannot provide a fic. unless you want it bland as hell and written in ieee format #sorry y’all. my skillsets are infodumping about spiders unprompted and eating chicken nugget

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inkskinned · 3 months

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i had a dream last night that i organized a tumblr meetup and we all agreed to go to a local bar together. so i go to the bar but it was a really busy night and i didn't want to ask every stranger "are u here for tumblr reasons" bc that's embarrassing and i'm shy. so i just got a drink and felt very awkward & hoped someone would approach me. tried to look inviting and like i was from tumblr but not like i was "from tumblr". when i left some girl stopped me to ask if i was there for the meetup but i was too shy and asked what's tumblr?

in the dream i went home to make a post about how nobody showed up to the tumblr meetup but my entire dash was people saying they'd gone to the bar but were too fucking shy to admit to being on tumblr so we'd all just had a drink and gone home

#i have very vivid usually very logical dreams due to my ptsd #i'm skipping the part where i was really nervous about what to wear bc i didn't want to wear the wrong thing #also the drinks were all pink & with umbrellas . also after this in the dream there was this guy #who had been there in a chicken costume and was ''funny'' but then he was always outside my window #down the street . in the store. etc.#just standing there . moving like he was drowning. he kept signing that he was choking #and i was too scared to help while his feathers .... floating and bloated in the dry air #.... while he begged me with his weird puffy wings. silently. choking and choking and choking. his toes barely touching down #and meanwhile im like sorry dude i gotta jump on tumblr to talk about this bar experience #dream me: okay the drowning on dry land chicken guy is fine. but i draw the line at social anxiety

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inkie-heart · 3 months

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i am enjoy stardew valley

#stardew valley #inkieheart #i want golden chickens so bad but that requires finishing the game

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treasuregamble · 5 months

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please please go fall in love with tinlee on etsy

#tinleeshop if you want this removed please lmk if you see this. but i hope i send lots of people your way to make more of these cute things #png #transparent #transparent pngs #transparent png objects #transparent png #animals #polymer clay #artists on etsy #pngs #cats #ducks #chickens

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tofifee789 · 1 month

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just them but in their tarot card outfits <3

#I wanted to make an au fic outta this but I cant write huhuhuhu ;-;#jjba polnareff #jean pierre polnareff #jojo polnareff #jjba avdol #mohammed abdul #muhammad avdol #jojo avdol #jjba fanart #jojo fanart #jjba au #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo part 3 #art #chicken skewer <3 #avpol

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shelfperson · 5 months

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okay but WHYYY is no one talking about louis and daniel WHYYYYYYYYYY is no one talking about the greatest grandpa4grandpa relationship known to man and i don’t even mean romantically i mean in the most basic human platonic level their relationship is FASCINATING.

like louis SAUGHT HIM OUT after FIFTY YEARS he FOUND HIS BOY, this horrible infant who DID NOT UNDERSTAND A THING HE TOLD HIM, who saw his raw, decades-old pain and wanted in on it, AND HE GOES BACK FOR HIM BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE’S CHANGED. he can understand now. he can help him find the truth.

and like, they’re both absolutely terrified by each other because they’re both uniquely skilled at getting under each other’s skin and finding that truth (and also because… louis could just up and eat daniel anytime but shhhh…) and it’s because they UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. louis’s interviewing daniel as much as daniel’s interviewing him, just. pulling teeth from each other’s head, trying to pull out all the rot with such violence and cruelty (from both of them!! daniel is a cockwallop!!) but they want to help each other they CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER.

LIKE THIS????

THIS FUCKING SHIT?????

GAGGED ME. RUINED ME. I HAD TO STOP AND TAKE A WALK AROUND THE ROOM.

(the gifs are from @loumands account btw. great work my guy)

#look he still calls him danny idk what else you want from me #also like. they absolute gay on gay violence like oh my god #besides the obvious too like they’re both playing this game of homosexual chicken where daniel’s picking apart louis’ perception of lestat #and louis is just THROWING armand in his FACE like girl you are not exempt from this fucked up love trapezoid #FULLY IMPLICATED #anyway i love them they’re like those two old gay muppets to me #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #louis x daniel #interview with the vampire #iwtv #iwtv s2 #iwtv spoilers #DANLOU #DANLOU IS THEIR SHIPNAME THANK YOU PEOPLE IN THE TAGS

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pangur-and-grim · 21 hours

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in other news, my friends got mad at me and said that I was melting the whole server with my chicken farm, but it's not my fault they're filthy casuals

#I did cull 100 chickens tonight to make them happy #we have the genetics animal mod on and I'm breeding for maximum size and maximum leg height #I want chickens the size of men

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chickenchirps27 · 2 months

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Last night after reading a bit of the Book of Bill i went to sleep.

i had a dream that i had to team up with Bill Cipher to assassinate an angel.

I had to carve out its heart so that Bill would let me go.

I woke up very tired.

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twistedappletree · 9 months

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mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me