#i wanna travel with them and be an absolute menace

[elenaxnena]

Letho, Serrit, Auckes and Gaetan all went to Zerrikania and are living it up.

[f1amour]

「 ✦ F1 GRID — LETS GET PHYSICAL

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drivers included | max verstappen, charles leclerc, carlos sainz, lando norris, oscar piastri, daniel ricciardo, franco colapinto, lewis hamilton

description | drivers and their favorite kinks

content warnings | mature content ahead — 18+ only, minors do not interact

authors note | hope everyone enjoys reading this one! if you have any requests for drabbles or blurbs involving those i write for please send it in and i will try to get it out as soon as possible <3 *not spelled checked*

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— 𝐌𝐀𝐗 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐍 ¹

҉ PRAISE KINK !

— whether he praised you or you praised him; max verstappen was an absolute whore for praising

— both in public and behind closed doors he would take the praises only from you. being a three time world champion as many reminded him of his accomplishments he’d down play it. but you? oh he loved when you’d sing his praises

— “you did so great out there, maxie. no one does it like you.” praising him in public after a great race would look like that. behind closed doors was another story; “right there, max. fuck you’re doing so well keep going.” “only you know my body, no one compares”

— on the other hand max loved praising you and he was an absolute menace for it when he’d have you bent over the bed fucking you with his hands gripping your hair; “come on, baby. squeezing me so tight you love being handled like this, hmm?” “you’re doing so well for me, baby.” “such a good girl for me.”

҉ QUICKIES !

— max loved taking his time with you but with his busy schedule especially on race weekends he couldn’t give you enough time. however, he always made the most of the 10-20 minutes you had together on any occasion.

— whether it be 10 minutes before he’s gotta go out for the national anthem or 15 minutes before he is due to attend the press conference he would grab you and take you in any room that had a lock. “fuck that’s it, you’re doing so good for me baby.” “gonna have you cum three times before i gotta be out there in ten minutes. you like that?”

— 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐙 ⁵⁵

҉ HAIR PULLING KINK !

— the man has beautiful hair…how can he not have a hair pulling kink?

— carlos loved pulling your hair whether it was while you rode his cock or he was taking you from behind; he loved having his hands in your hair

— but it was when you pull his hair that really gets him going both intimately but whenever you’d be watching a movie or out with friends your hand would go to the nape of his neck and travel up to his hair giving it a soft tug

— between your legs carlos is eating you out both sloppily and hungrily, tongue against your aching core his fingers now at your entrance giving you extra pleasure when they’re stretching you out, “fuck. just like that carlos,” you tangle your fingers in his hair giving it a rough tug when he rubs his thumb on your clit

— every thrust his fingers would give your cunt and tongue giving your folds so much attention you’d tug his hair closer to your pussy if that was possible; “fuck, baby, do that again. harder.” “god, hermosa, gonna make me cum in my pants if you keep pulling my hair like that.” “right there, keep doing that princesa. wanna suffocate in your pussy.”

҉ DIRTY TALK !

— his native language being spanish played a role in his love for dirty talking he loved the reaction he’d get out of you when you’d hear him speaking to you in spanish

— morning, noon, night; carlos fucked you any moment he had some free time which was rare but on those occasions he did he make sure to speak his dirty thoughts of you: and to you

— “fuck, my good girl, chokin’ on my cock” “that’s it, hermosa. let them all hear whose fucking your tight pussy…the only man who makes you cum.” “te ves tan perfecta para mí de rodillas llena de mí. mi bella princesa.”

— 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐂 ¹⁶

҉ ORAL !

— charles loved having you on your knees mouth stuffed with his cock. your lips showing his tip some extra love with a few kisses after finishing in your mouth and you’d take him once again pulling him in your mouth again for another round.

— what he loved the most though? spending hours in between your thighs giving you multiple orgasms until you are begging him to stop (very rare to want him to stop)

҉ ROUGH SEX !

— despite seemingly carrying a calm demeanor around friends & family behind closed doors charles loved being rough with you in bed. especially after yet another week where ferrari fucks up his race he feels the best place to let out his stress and anger is on you. which you gladly took.

— rough and sloppy kisses you share entering his hotel room to his rough hands pushing you onto the bed and fucking you with his fingers until you’re squirting all over him and the bedsheets.

— your face pressed down on the mattress while he takes you from behind arching your back and yanking on your hair pulling you close to his chest he’d give you another rough thrush while whispering the most vulgar sentences to come out of his mouth.

— 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒 ⁴

҉ COCKWARMING !

— sometimes being weeks apart from each other you wanted to feel as close as possible while catching up on what you’d miss. you’d get settled on his lap moaning at the feeling of him stretching you after being gone for so long. you’d get comfortable and you would both talk about what you had been up to the last few weeks

— streaming with max you’d make sure his camera was off before you climbed on his lap. he would be confused as to what you were doing but the moment you take his cock out of his briefs and sinking down on him he’d hold his moans in and grab your waist pulling you closer.

- turning his mic off he lets out a whine when you rock your hips against him, “fuck, baby, can’t do this right now i’m so close to winning.” you’d agree with him and tell him to finish the game you’ll just wait for him; still sitting on him with his cock deep inside you. safe to say he lost the game just to play again, enjoying the feeling of his cock resting inside you

҉ SHOWER SEX !

— lando loved it when he’d be showering and you’d join him halfway through giving him some extra attention that he desperately wanted. he loved the intimacy about it when you’d help rinse of the shampoo in his hair or how he’d glide the body gel all over your body

— you loved it when it was a post race win or podium and he’d drag you to the small bathroom in his drivers room and shove you against the shower wall giving your pussy some extra love while you pull on his hair before he would have his cock shoved deep in your aching cunt, getting some loud moans out of you which he’d cover up with a kiss

— 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐍 ⁴⁴

҉ PHONE SEX !

— being a formula 1 driver was a demanding job which required lewis to travel almost all year long and you couldn’t always go along with him due to your job. you missed him all the time when he was gone but especially on the days when you were extra needy were the worst

— that’s why he’d stay on the phone with you all day despite his busy schedule. he’d have one airpod in while having to be in a meeting not listening to the less important subjects so he’d listen to you and what you were doing for the day

— but then on days where your vibrator wasn’t enough you’d call or facetime your boyfriend begging him to help you through your orgasm, it also helped that he had the most soothing voice that constantly brought you to tears when he’d have your face shoved on the mattress, ass pressed against him as he fucked you

— “oh…’m so close, lew” you’d whimper through the facetime call, your phone propped against your nightstand while you grind your aching cunt against a pillow. desperately needing more release your reach to rub your clit when lewis’ voice fills the phone, “i didn’t say you could do that, did i?” he questions, he was due to be in the media pen in 10 minutes but he wouldn’t let you take the easy way out to cum before he left

— “please, baby, need to cum please,” you beg lewis as your movements speed up. “don’t use your hand. keep fucking youself on my pillow, i’ll be home in a few days and take such good care of you. that’s it baby, be a good girl and cum for me.” his encouragement is more than enough to have you squeezing your breasts and nipples as your release spills all over the pillow

҉ MIRROR SEX !　

— you weren’t sure if it was you or lewis who decided adding a mirror to the ceiling of your bedroom was the best option for your sex life but either way you were two happy people

— you enjoyed watching lewis fucking you his eyes meeting your through the mirror; he loved having you bounce on his cock watching the way you threw your head back moans filling the room. he loved it so much he requested his drivers room to have a mirror on the ceiling as well. after many warnings not to they finally gave in and gave him what he (and you) wanted

— his hand around your throat with two fingers deep inside your pussy he’d whisper dirty thoughts into your ear, “you look so pretty for me like this. wanna see you cum for me, sweet girl. that’s it you’re squeezing my fingers so good,” you’d bite your lip trying to suppress your moans in the small room knowing anyone walking by could easily hear you

— 𝐎𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑 𝐏𝐈𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈 ⁸¹

҉ DRY HUMPING !　

— again, being a formula one driver was a demanding sport. a demanding sport that kept your sex life with oscar very low many, many, many times. so when you had the chance to feel a little bit closer to your boyfriend you took the chance.

— whether against the wall of his drivers room with your clothed pussy rubbing against his race suit or in bed on his lap before ha has to catch a flight to the next race; you were both absolutely infatuated with each other and dry humping

— drivers room; oscar would be leaned up against the wall while your hips grind against his thigh, “osc,” you whine as he moves your panties to the side rubbing your clit while you con the to fuck yourself on him, “shh, be a good girl for me and stay quiet. then after the race i’ll stuff you full of my cock all night.” his words have you biting down on his shoulder as you cum all over his thigh

҉ SQUIRTING !　

— he had discovered this one night while you both watched a movie, laying between his thighs your head pressed against his chest his hand trailed down to your shorts pulling them off with nothing else underneath he worked his fingers inside you. soon enough you had squirted all over his hand and bedsheets; a first for both of you

— that just started something inside oscar which was wanting to make you squirt any chance he got. you could be exhausted from work or a long flight but you’d let him have his way with you. at the end you’d be filling the room with sounds of pleasure as his fingers or cock fucked your tight cunt until he reached the exact spot that had you squirting all over him

— "so wet for me, and so fuckin' tight." "i can feel how close you are baby, gonna make a mess all over our sheets, hmm?" he praises you, his fingers curling deep inside you. his groans and your moans fill the room as you squirt all over his hand and sheets making a mess like he had said. pulling away from you he now plays between your thighs and smiles up at you, “time to clean this mess up.”

— 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐎 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 ⁴³

҉ DIRTY TALK !　

— you’ve seen franco in interviews he was a talker so it wasn’t a surprised he was a talker behind closed doors as well. he had a filthy mouth on him when it came to you and he never stopped praising you

— “eso es amor, apretándome tan bien. let me hear your pretty moans.” “cum all over my cock, amor. fuck, fuck—look so perfect for me.” “gonna let me fuck you against the door? gonna make sir everyone hears what a filthy whore you are.” you’d think by now you’d get tired of his constant yapping (sometimes you did) but when he fucked you? you loved hearing his voice the entire time

҉ ORAL !　

— the man was good with his tongue what more could you say? he was infatuated with having his tongue on your pussy for hours on end tasting how sweet you were. buried between your thighs as your hand stung on his hair, whines and moans escape your mouth begging him for more

— “franco, ‘m so close, right there,” you gasp feeling his tongue poking in your cunt as he devours you, “es todo princesa, déjalo ir por mí. mierda. sabes tan dulce.” you cum and he doesn’t let a drop escape his tongue as he licks you clean

— 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐎 ³ [retired]

҉ THIGH RIDING !　

— the man had a tattooed thigh…how could you not want to ride it? it first started on a night out with friends enjoying the sunset at the beach when daniel placed you on his lap your hand traced circles on the tattoos that littered his thigh; one thing led to another and you snuck off to the car and he let your imaginations come to life

— at a club filled with loud music and dark lights you’d take advantage of the moment and grind yourself on his thigh enjoying the feeling, at home while he works on sending out some emails you’d keep him company with your core pressing against his thigh, anyplace and anywhere you were a menace for his thighs

— he loved it too, so much he’d started adding some more tattoos to his collection on his thighs which made you even more excited to ride him only to wait until he was healed to do so. you could ride his other thigh but something about fucking yourself on his tattooed thigh felt so so much more enthralling

— “you look so pretty like this, ridin' my thigh...makin' yourself cum.” “make yourself cum on my thigh right now, good girl. feels good, doesn't it?” his encouraging words bringing you to your third orgasm of the night just form riding his thigh, “come on, honey, gonna give me one more then i’ll fuck you for however long you want”

҉ FILMING !

— daniel loved having videos or pictures of the activities you got up to in the bedroom with each other. he loved watching the videos while he was away from you weeks on end. however, he loved it more whenever you got the chance to film each other especially for fun not because he’ll be gone for a few weeks and needed someone to fill the void

— daniel comfortably laying down between your thighs lapping at you like there’s no tomorrow, “danny, feel so good…oh,” you whine trying to hold the camera that was pointed at him steadily but you were so close. “that’s it baby, cum all over me you taste so fucking sweet. could never get enough of this,” he says only getting a second to breathe before he’s diving back between your thighs to bring you to your second orgasm of the night

— you loved the risk of having an album on your phones that were filled of videos and pictures of the two of you or sometimes of just one of you. you’d created a small album curated for daniel filled of pictures of you in lingerie or fully nude; the videos were another story. filled with you fucking yourself with your fingers, vibrator, a pillow; you made sure daniel was fulfilled for the weeks he wouldn’t have you

— daniel made a small photo album for you as well more so filled of the two of you, he knew how much you loved rewatching the videos of you two fucking. you loved the way he propped the camera against the nightstand and had you riding his cock until you begged him to let you cum or the time he fucked you in his drivers room facing the mirror on his door his hands on your breasts squeezing them while you rode him back against his chest holding onto the camera shakily and almost dropping it when he’d thrust up into your cunt

[enwoso]

hi! I absolutely love your alessia russo x child!reader posts. your writing is so good! if you’re up for writing some more for this universe could you maybe do something with reader being a menace with the england girls and causing some trouble? it’s okay if not!

DEVIL IN DISGUISE — alessia russo x child!reader

*back with my fave little universe! and don’t worry there are more bits to this little universe i am in the middle of writing them🙃*

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alessia had been on england camp since monday and it was now wednesday, you had accompanied her for the short camp.

but since arriving alessia hadn't had the most smooth couple of days like she usually would and that was because she wasn't able to take her eyes off you for more than a few seconds in fear that you would be up to something you shouldn't be.

on top of that she had noticed that a couple of things weren't here that she needed. like her training socks, which she had to go and ask the kit man for some spares putting it down to her forgetting them when being asked why she didn't have them. brushing it off she forgot about it quite quickly, you taking her focus as you were in your little trouble maker mood at the moment.

as the other day alessia had turned her back for one moment and you had vic pelova looking down into a full water bottle telling the dutch that she was looking at something inside the bottle before you squeezed the bottle into her face. ice cold water dripping down the poor dutches face.

today was travel day, the girls were playing back at wembley and had the day to recover after having a light training session early this morning.

everyone was eating breakfast, you had ate yours probably too fast for your mums liking but nevertheless she couldn’t be mad because at least you had eaten. knowing that you couldn’t play until you had eaten majority of your food.

alessia was sat talking with a few of the girls her gaze looking over to you every so often to check you weren't doing something you shouldn't of been doing — instead seeing you just colouring in content while also watching the cartoon that was playing on your ipad.

"so how is the little munchkin?" mary asked as alessia had turned her attention back to the table after checking on you for the fiftieth time in the past three minutes. alessia eyes going wide, pulling a face that said it all.

"that doesn't sound good" georgia pointed out as alessia hummed.

"she's starting to get a little naughty, like the other day i walked into her bedroom and she had drawn all over her walls and then proceeded to say it wasn't her even though she had the pen in her hand." alessia explained the girls trying to stifle their laughter as the blonde spoke.

"did it come off the walls at least?" beth asked as the blonde shook her head, proceeding to explain how her brother was thankfully going to repaint the walls for her.

"didn't she bite someone at nursery as well? tooney was on about that the other day, weren't she" millie commented looking towards mary for back up, the goal keeper nodding. the blonde groaning as she thought back to the day.

"wait you never told us girls this story"

"yeah i wanna hear it!"

"so i went and picked her up as usual after training, and then the teacher pulled me and began to tell me how she had bitten a little boy but when i asked her why she did it she said that the boy bit her first but the teacher never mentioned that part so i don't know what to think!" alessia explained the girls humming along to show that they were listening.

“are we sure she isn’t the devil in disguise?”

"well if he bit her first then her biting him is totally valid" georgia said shrugging mary agreeing mumbling something about it was good she was sticking up for herself — the other two however not as convinced, "yeah but if you give her that excuse, she'll go around biting everyone" beth said as the other two both hummed.

“that’s is true, she did make him a card to say sorry though so-“ alessia shrugged a chuckle coming from her as the others awed at the thought of you sitting and spending your own time to make a card to apologise.

“was the card made before or after you banned her from using pens?” millie asked but before alessia has a chance to reply you were heard yelling to get your mums attention.

"mummy! mummy!" you called over, alessia still talking with the girls, "look mummy!" you appeared a bright smile on your face as you held onto your top holding out a sticker.

“wow! what did you get that for?” your mum asked as she looked to you holding her hand out for you to high five. “i helped one of the coaches-“ you began but as you carried on your explanation, alessia’s eyes went wide your arms were covered in big bright red drawing and doodles you had done all up your arms

"oh my god" your mum whispered to herself, her hand stroking up your arm to find out if the pen was dry or not. "lovie, why have you done that for?" your mum sighed thinking about how on earth she was going to get the pen off.

you shrugged in response to your mums question, a smile on your face clearly happy about the colour of your arms, glancing over to the girls sat around the table who were trying to keep their smiles and laughter in.

"what have you drawn on your arms with?" your mum asked as your ran back over to your little table to grab the pen. alessia's head falling straight into her hands as a loud groan came from her.

"at least she knows what colour north london is!" leah joked trying to bring light to the situation, her and few others the only ones laughing as alessia brought her head back up shooting a dirty look to the captain.

"not the time leah." alessia mumbled through gritted teeth as she saw you running back over. pen in hand.

"this one mummy!" you held out a red sharpie towards the blonde. of course it couldn't have just been a simple crayola pen, it just had to be a permanent marker that you had somehow found.

mentally alessia was screaming, physically she was trying her best not to scream and stay as calm as possible.

"where did you find that lovie" alessia calmly asked as you explained how you got the pen, that you had found it in the pen pot which you weren't exactly lying you did find it in the pen pot but it wasn't your pen pot.

it was the pot that all the adults used but you didn't think they would mind if you borrowed it. alessia could feel her patience running thinner and thinner as the seconds went by.

since the drawing on walls situation at home incident alessia had made sure to hid each and every single pen possible, instead only allowing you to colour with pencils and even still that was under supervision. this was adding to the reasons of why it would be a while until you were able to retain your pen licence back.

"less have you seen my boot-" ella began holding one boot in her hand as she stopped at the sight of you, "woah that's a nasty sunburn tiny!" the manchurian gasped ruffling your hair as few laughs heard from her teammates as she turned to them not knowing what part of the joke she was missing.

"mate, how's she gonna get a tan never mind sunburn when it's seven degrees outside!" beth deadpanned as ella nodded along realising how silly her comment was.

"silly auntie ella, it's pen!" you giggled as ella's eyes went wide. the pieces fixing together but confusion hitting her as she knew about your redecoration of your room and the fact that alessia has hidden every pen in sight. "i thought you had banned her from using pens?"

"i have!"

“the devil in disguise strikes again!”

after many layers of baby oil and tissues most of the pen had came off your arms much to your protests that your mummy was getting rid of your artwork.

you had managed to make it down to the lobby where the team was beginning to gather for the bus arriving, people swarming around with big camera asking some of the girls questions.

you were sat with your mummy, you sat with a small coffee table in front of you. a picture game you had been playing with spread across the table.

"lovie? what's in the backpack?" you mum asked as you struggled to get it on your back, it looking very full. alessia trying to remember if it looked like that when you both arrived on camp.

“just my things” you huffed, the backpack dropping off your shoulder and onto the floor. “what things?” your mum pushed wondering what on earth you could have in your back to make it so heavy considering she had all your clothes, and your ipad in her bag.

“do you want me to carry it for you?” your mum asked as you shook your head mumbling a no as you lifted the bag up with great difficulty onto the seat. “well how about i help you put it on, yeah?” she smiled as you nodded a little admitting defeat.

you picking your backpack back up and passing it to your mummy who was sat down on the chairs in the hotel lobby. you stood in between her legs waiting for her to help you put it on, slotting one arm through the strap and then the other.

you mummy keeping you still for a moment as she pulled the zip a little, showing a glimpse of what was inside. a confused look taking over the blondes face as the sight of things which definitely were not yours.

opening the bag up a little, alessia discovered where her lost training socks along with her headphones she had thought she had forgotten as well as ella’s lost boot, millie’s t’s shin pads, chloe’s water bottle and beth’s slider.

the blonde laughing to herself as she took each item out placing it on her lap, you turning about once you thought you mum had finished putting it the bag on your back. “mummy it feels light- hey there mine!” you frown turning around and seeing the things that were in your bag on her lap.

“lovie, these are the girls’ things” your mum explained, you backpack falling to the ground as your pout got bigger, “but i found them?” you said hopefully that you would be able to keep them.

“i know, but these still belong to the girls and they might be sad if they don’t have them anymore and we don’t want to upset anyone do we?” your mummy smiled softly, as you looked over to some of the girls who were starting to gather in the lobby before it was time to get on the bus, looking back at your mum you shook your head.

“good, now can i give these back to their rightful owners?” your mum laughed slightly as you pout loosened and you nodded. you mum kissing you on the forehead as she sat you on the chair she was on, picking up the items in her hand as you grabbed your ipad to watch. your mummy telling you she would be a few seconds.

the blonde walking over to the little huddle near the coffee machine where beth, ella and millie were. “are you now the lost property box like?” ella joked watching as alessia walked closer to them, millie and beth laughing as alessia sarcastically laughed along.

“one purple boot, two shin pads and a slider!” the blonde smiled as she handed each of them their stuff back. “where did you find these?” beth asked as she looked at her slider.

“lovie, ‘found’ them and she’d put them in her backpack” alessia explained as the three awed as a few giggles followed.

“the devil strikes again!”

[back2bluesidex]

In Motion - JJK (18+)

Pairing: Tattoo artist!Jungkook X Client!Fem!Reader

Theme: PWP, SMUT, Friends to FWB au

Wordcount: 1.4k+

Summary: You are finally letting Jungkook set everything in motion. And he is more than happy to show you what he has to offer.

Warnings: Rough sex, Jungkook is wearing a leather fit, he cums on her tits, he is kinky, he is a menace, unprotected sex (it's a no no), squirting twice, he callers her whore for once (because I had to put it!!) NSFW!!

Minors are not allowed in this blog!!

A/N: Here is another unhinged smut.

If you are standing right beside the door waiting for Jungkook to arrive, then you don’t wanna ponder upon it. Never in a million years will you ever admit that you are horny as fuck and you are desperate for you hot, handsome and absolutely stunning tattoo artist. 

Honestly, he has been dropping hints. He has been trying to let you know that both of you are on the same page but you, being you, have been playing hard to get. You are inflating your ego by reminding yourself that Jungkook is down bad for you even when he has a quite long queue of guys and girls trying to get fucked by him. 

But not anymore. 

You decided it’s about time you give in and take the chance. 

Your doorbell rings once, pulling you out of the thoughts. 

Taking a deep breath and a few moments (not to make it obvious that you were waiting just right beside the door), you open the door revealing Jungkook. 

Your eyes wander down his body. Just as always, he is in his tight black leather fits. An arm full of tattoos starts just where the short sleeve of his top ends. 

But before you could drink him in anymore, he is pushing you inside, making his way inside your condo without a single greeting. 

This guy doesn’t even bother asking for permission. 

He grabs you by your arms, interchanging your positions and pushing you into the door. 

“Finally. You came to your senses.” Jungkook mouthed briefly before aiming right at your neck.

You let out a breathy moan because, again, Jungkook doesn’t prep you with kisses. He straight on bites down on your skin. 

“I was always on my senses.” You interject. 

His hands travel down and reach to the knot of your robe, pulling the loose end hurriedly. 

“Uh-huh” he smirks, “Your little act of trying to play hard to get almost had me ending up on someone’s bed last night.” 

He removes the robe within a blink. You stand there naked for his eyes wearing only your underwear. 

“Oh? So, did you fuck them?” you place your question, tugging him closer, biting on his earlobe, eliciting a low chuckle from him. 

“I said almost, darling. They weren’t enticing enough. I jerked off thinking about you and the things I could do to you.” his throat vibrates on your lips as you continue to litter open-mouthed kisses all over his neck.

Jungkook’s hands find your tits. He grabs both of them with both of his hands, squeezing the swells and twisting the nipples as hard as he can. His thumb then brushes over the tattoo right under your left tit, his own creation and also the reason behind the pumping sexual tension started between you two. 

You are unbelievably wet right now and you don’t want to wait any more than you already have. And when Jungkook’s erection presses on your stomach, you lose it a little. 

“Take me to the bedroom.” you whine as Jungkook rolls his hip into yours enjoying the distressed look on your face. His hands don’t stop playing with your tits. 

“Look at you whoring right now. Who was denying my advances for the past few months, huh?” Jungkook smirks again, pinching on your nipple so hard that it makes you hiss. 

“Stop teasing, JK. fuck me or get lost.” you object. Your voice is somewhere between a moan and a whine. 

“I choose the first option.” he hoists you up, placing his hands right underneath your ass. You wrap your legs around him. Your core presses right onto his upper stomach. You are glad he chose to wear this extravagant leather top, otherwise he would have felt your wetness on his skin, which is kind of embarrassing. 

When Jungkook drops you on your mattress, you see his eyes drifting towards the evident wet spot on your red lacy underwear. He stands at the end of your bed right between your legs, which dangle off the edge. 

“Umm.. wanna taste that.” he mutters as he slowly pulls up his top above his head, leaving himself shirtless for your eyes. You raise one of your hands to touch that taut stomach and chest of his. But he slaps your hands away, grabs your wrists with one of his hands and pins them on your stomach. 

“Not so soon.” he purrs. 

His free hand pulls down your underwear in a swift motion. Goosebumps spread all across your skin as soon as your slicked cunt comes out of its cover. 

Jungkook wets his lips with his tongue once and then dives down between your legs, sitting on his knees. His fingers work their way to part your folds and give his tongue a free access to your clit. He licks a stripe off. 

“Oh Jungkook-” you whine, contained with pleasure. 

His lips wrap around your clit and he starts suckling on the bud. Your eyes roll back with the session. You moan out some incoherent words every time jungkook sucks a little hard. His fingers plunge their way into your hole with no hesitation. 

“O- Oh my g-god, Jungkook.” you shout at some point as you feel heat building in your stomach. 

“I waited so long for this.” Jungkook goes on speaking into your cunt, “Only I know how much I wanna see you like this.” he twists his fingers in a way and touches a spot that has you seeing stars. And before you know it.. You are squirting on his face. 

“Fuck, Y/N. You are raining.” Jungkook groans, detaching his face from your cunt. He lets your hands free while standing up and climbing on top of your body to attach his lips to yours. 

“Fuck, did I just-” 

“Yes. you just squirted all over me. Now taste yourself.” Jungkook crashes his lips on yours, poking his tongue into your mouth. You wrap your legs around his torso while your hands move to the south, touching his bulge through the leather of his pants. You squeeze it hard and Jungkook groans into your mouth. 

“Don’t get me started, Y/N. You know I get hot hearted.” he mumbles, nipping your lower lip. You moan. 

“As much as I would like to fuck that pretty little mouth of yours, that can wait. Right now, I need to fuck your cunt for all the time you kept me waiting.” he stated, standing up and unbuckling his belt. 

His cock springs up free as soon as it is out of its stuffy confinement. Your mouth waters at the sight. If you do this another time, you will certainly suck his soul out of him. 

“Like what you see?” he asks and you nod. 

“You could have gotten this cock inside of you ages ago. But no. Your ego is fatter than your ass.” He teases you. 

“Stop being a jerk.” you fight back, already being far too gone.

Jungkook positions his cock’s head right into your clit. He thrusts once through your folds, rubbing your clit deliciously with his tip. 

“Oh lord- Jung-jungkook where the fuck did you learn that?” You voice out loud, feeling your insides twitch again and he hasn’t even penetrated you yet. 

“You know, this is how I like it.” he breathes as he finally pushes his shaft inside you. 

His cock glides inside you so smoothly as if your cunt is made to accommodate it. 

And then he starts moving. Your bed starts squeaking as soon as he picks up a rhythmic pace. One of his hands reaches down to pluck your hands from the sheets and place them above your head. His mouth drops down to your nipple, sucking and biting on the same. The thumb of his free hand starts drawing tight circles on your clit. And that’s it. 

You squirt unannounced, again. 

“Fucking hell. Two times in a row.” You heard Jungkook chuckling darkly but you are so gone with the overpowering orgasm that you don’t catch his contorted face that signifies the fact that he is nearing too.

You only feel it when he pulls himself out of you, pumping himself once and then spilling his cum all over your already ruined body. 

It flies before you face like ropes of Champagne confetti. 

“How was it?” Jungkook breathes hard, still standing at the end of your bed leading down to face you. 

“The best I have ever had.” your answer makes him smirk. 

You are still trying to process everything, including the white stickiness all over your tits, and stomach, but soon you hear him speaking again, “So.. if you are ready and if you let me.. I can set us in motion.” 

And you know you are into this shit with Jeon Jungkook for a long time because there is no way you are denying him anymore, not when he can fuck you like this.

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[gojossocks]

Bf! Gojo Headcanons

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★ Has a mediocre fashion taste. usually hit or miss with his outfits because his build is really nice AND he is really good looking so no one really pays attention to how he dresses 

★ but then you came along so you gave him the ‘girlfriend effect’ then suddenly you transformed gojo into this fine ass even more attractive man because you made him he look richer 

★ spends money on absolutely ludicrous things .

“babe i got us Saint Laurent condoms!” he excitedly says, holding up 5 pieces of them. 

 “Satoru, I am on birth control.” 

★ loves touching you ALL THE TIME

★ like it’s even at a subconscious manner at this point, one time he gropes your ass while you were at a grocery store and you gave him no touching privileges for 3 hours.

★ he gets really pouty when he doesn’t get what he wants and you give in all the time because who wouldn't?

★ gets cocky when he makes you a blushing mess 

“shut the fuck up, satoru.” 

“I will if you kiss me.”  then that would get YOU to shut up and him smirking at you. 

★ Gojo has an oral fixation so he also makes it your problem. candy wrappers everywhere and he tastes sweet all the time because of that.

★ Speaking of kisses, he is absolutely addicted to your lips. won’t stop until you’re both out of breath and your lips are swollen— gets filthy while doing it too. 

“Satoru, please stop kissing me. My lips would bleed at this point."

“Can’t help it baby, you taste so sweet.” he would smile before plunging right back to your lips and would let out a satisfied hum when you gasp into his mouth, granting him access to slide his tongue right into your mouth. That way, your lips would get their rest, because he is tongue fucking you :D

★ Also has a huge fixation on you, good luck on having anything done with him in the same vicinity as you.

★ You have a paper to work on? No worries! You can sit between his legs while you do it. It’s not his fault that you can’t concentrate on writing when he’s just being a good boyfriend, licking and giving you hickies on your neck. It’s also not his fault that you were just wearing his shirt and those baby blue lace panties that he loves so much.

★His hand would travel under his your shirt to cup your boobs,  while the other that’s resting on your hip slowly inched its way to your covered cunt. 

He would chuckle when he elicits a needy whimper from you when he moves his hand away from your pussy. Well, you’re busy so he’s going to have fun, right? 

Gojo’s obsessed with your tits, he’s shameless when he’s kneading and squeezing them, his thumbs grazing over your hardened nipples– savoring the way you squirm. 

“pay attention to your paper, babe. don’t mind me." Then seconds after, he’s bringing his lips to yours as he rubs your clit through your panties, swallowing your moans. 

“I’ll give you what you want when you’re done with what you’re doing.” He murmurs softly to your ear. 

“p-please…Satoru, quit teasing me–” he loves it when you guide his hand where you need it the most. He gives in of course, ripping your panties so he could insert his long fingers inside your pussy.

He would overstimulate you, your paper long forgotten as your laptop falls off your lap. Don’t even think of trying to stop him, he wouldn’t stop until he’s satisfied. 

“You asked for this. You’ll take it like a good girl, won’t you?” 

Once you come down from your high, he brings his soaked fingers into his mouth, savoring the taste of you. Then maybe if he makes you cum twice or thrice more, he would reward you with his cock— filling you to the brim the whole night. Who cares about your finals? He could just pay your professor to make you pass.

★ He is an absolute menace but he is the best boyfriend ever.

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[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Can I request Glitchy red being followed around by a Child NPC with Ice types who he defeated..and at that moment they gained sentience/snapped outta the NPC behavior and now..travels and follows him around bc they’re like “WOAHHH YOUR SO COOL!! :00 :3” and like chats up a storm and and see him as they’re idol and as a big brother figure and wants to be friends with him headcanons? He isn’t lonely anymore! :3

Awe yeah wholesome times <3

........

"I guess that's one way to break the ice!"

Although it may have been humorous to the player, Glitchy Red wasn't laughing at your post-battle line at all.

Nor did he feel any sort of victory in defeating you, one of the only NPCs with a functional Pokémon battle.

You did have some high-leveled ice types for such a young trainer class, but that just reminded him of how broken this game is...and how you really weren't any different from the others.

You were merely puppeteered by scripted dialogue, standing in the same place forever as you handed him his prize: a thousand pokedollars.

Yet he didn't wanna take them. He had millions in his inventory already, but it was all useless to him.

So he tries returning them to you, insisting that you deserved it more.

But you don't even react, instead repeating that same phrase over and over again.

"Take the damn money, kid. You need it more than me."

"I guess that's one way to break the ice!"

"I swear if you say that one more time..."

"I guess that's one way to-!"

"Shut up." In a small fit of frustration, Glitchy Red takes your hand and puts the money into your palm himself, fingers curling around it as he stares intensely at you with glowing eyes.

Yet his anger quickly subsides..and he wonders why tf he thought anything would be different with you.

He's just so lonely here and wishes somebody would wake up.

But after seeing you glitch, he steps back and thinks you're gonna disappear into oblivion thanks to him.

He turns away, not wanting to see it.

However he barely takes a few steps forward before he feels something grab the back of your shirt.

And it's...your hand????

"Red, it's you!! The champion!! Oh my gosh...what happened to this place? Why is everything so weird?"

He's stunned into complete silence, taking a moment to process the fact that someone must've heard him.....because you broke free of your programming!

He doesn't know how you did it or how he could've done it, but he's shocked as he watches you heal your Pokémon, bringing out the Cloyster, Dewgong, and Lapras he just defeated.

"Everyone! This is Red, and he's the coolest!! Can you believe we had a chance to fight him???" You whisper excitedly to your team, completely aware of the tall menacing glitchy man standing next to you.

Ever since then, you've been following him around the map, but mostly in Glitch City where you saw the same anomalies as him.

Yet you weren't have a total freakout or a crisis over it like he did....as you're too busy chatting about everything you admired about him.

And even though you have sentience now, you still retained your habit of using ice-related puns

He's certain you're mistaking his achievements for the actual Red's...or the version of himself in Gold that got casted as a "final boss" NPC.

However, you didn't seem aware of that. So who was he to crush your dreams?

Especially the dreams of the only other character in this cursed world that liked him and could talk to him?

Besides, being deemed a failure by his creators and basically left to rot took a toll on him....he never thought himself worthy of praise or positive attention.

Not even the words from NPCs helped, because he knew they were all scripted lines written into the game. They were empty.

But he believes yours 100% because you're alive and truly do mean them.

You wonder why he looked so angry all the time...and when he finally tells you the reason, he's afraid you're gonna run off scared.

Yet you hug him and promise to never leave his side.

That also makes him absolutely TERRIFIED of you possibly despawning/getting corrupted from touching him...

But nothing bad happens at all.

He may have shed a few tears after hugging you back, only to hide his face with his hat after letting you go....completely denying the fact he was crying.

Although he doesn't show it, he's genuinely happy not to be alone anymore and finds living here a little more bearable.

[asmolbirb]

Birb liveblogs the final Temeraire trilogy: League of Dragons

Overseas travel edition! I devoured this book on a 15hr flight without the ability to update my reactions live, so here they are all in one go, with much less screaming in the tags

So obvs I’m devastated that Tharkay is gone again but it’s tickling me pink that Laurence is like “oh we’re cuddling on dragonback? It’s Tharkay or bust for me uwu”. And it’s undeniably hysterical that in the middle of The Most Important War Effort So Far, Novik is taking extra time to discuss dragonback cuddle logistics. Truly zero notes

Naomi Novik stop killing off everyone Laurence cares about challenge ToT ToT ToT

Laurence screaming and thrashing while Hammond and Temeraire play dress up with him might be the funniest running gag in the entire series

I LIED the funniest running gag in the series is every single description of Temeraire “heroically” expressing 1 singular generosity

The Miss Merkelyte romcom C plot is absolutely sending me. What the fuck is happening lmao

CALL THARKAY A FUCKIN WHACKAMOLE THE WAY HE’S ALWAYS POPPING UP OUT OF RANDOM-ASS HOLES IN EVERY WRETCHED SWATH OF BACKCOUNTRY ON THE PLANET

“I’m soooo over my act of treason it doesn’t bother me at all” <- words dreamed up by the utterly deranged (someone who is not over his act of treason even a little bit)

Awwww baby’s first PTSD…….. :(

This will not surprise anyone but I’m immediately obsessed with Ning. Big fan of a character whose primary narrative purpose is to tell everyone they’re being big old idiots

Hoo boy the way Laurence handles his authority, particularly when reprimanding rude subordinates, sets off my competency kink like no one’s business. And he’s built like a linebacker on top of that?? *fans self* I’m so so glad we get to see him be a proper captain again, it’s a lovely bit of closure to finish out the series

“My dear, that is the Temeraire, herself” PARDON ME I MUST SQUEAL, I’m so unbelievably soft for this owo

Laughing my ass off at Laurence turning his raggedy band of ferals into a bunch of crypto bros

Man remember in the first few books when the divine wind was this mighty and rare thing? And now it seems Temeraire is loosing the thing twice a chapter. I love *clenches fist* a tangible depiction of growth over the length of a narrative

Crying screaming gnashing my teeth over Tharkay showing up out of nowhere at the end of everything and saying “hey. Do u wanna retire with me while ur dragon menaces the government? Do u wanna do that maybe forever? Haha jk……. unless…..?” They’re both so silly and speaking in so much euphemism. It’s gonna take them 10 years to even kiss each other. I’m coming apart at the seams about it

[meraki-yao]

Can you even imagine being on set with Nick and Taylor when they were in their full on two person bubble of just egging each other on and teasing and laughing and pushing each other and supporting each other and taking the mick but then going right back into pouring their hearts out of their eyes and their bodies and words they way they could? They must have been annoying as hell and constant menaces to everyone around them but also ....that's like watching a supernova happen up close.

That's the thing: I can and I can't, because it's not just them switching between their own playfulness and firstprince's absolute love and devotion, it's also the fact that according to Matthew, there's so much more to their dynamic

Don't get me wrong, I really just love shows of affection in general, and their quips and banter just seem so freaking fun and happiness-inducing to watch

But there's also what Matthew said about the vulnerability they share: about how they have to hug each other whenever they have to act aggressive and mean to each other (which isn't even that much), how when they filmed the Kensington confrontation, Taylor cried, Nick heard Taylor and then he cried, how both of them took turns being brave and learned to become Alex and Henry together.

That is something so, so beautiful. I don't know why but I somehow visualize it as a crystal ball held carefully between them with light streaks of rainbow reflected inside. I don't know if that makes sense, but what I'm trying to say is that they built something beautiful together, and as much as that's between them, I wanna see it so, so badly

This is why I'm desperate for behind-the-scenes footage and B rolls, and now that the strike is over, stories about filming from them

It's impossible but if there was some sort of time travelling/ wish-granting magic then yes, I really freaking want to be on set, as you said, it must have been a mixture between affectionate annoyance and watching magic being made

[boxfullaturtles]

What is your kingdoms heart au

Please I wanna know info dump everything to me pls

Hee hee hee! Okay!!!! So!

Originally I just wanted to do character designs and Keyblade designs 'cause I love doing that stuff. But then I got Too Into It. As you do.

Raph, Leo, Donnie, Mikey, and April (and Casey Junior when he shows up) are all Keybearers in training. Dunno who's training them, because it's not Splinter. Actually played with the idea of the boys losing Splinter to Darkness but dunno if I wanna do that to them,, >> I'm still working on the profiles for Raph, Donnie, April, and Casey.

Anyway! They're all in training, learning how to work as a team, properly wield their Keyblades, use magic, the power of the Heart and all that jazz. They pop around to different worlds to expand their minds and be heroes and everything. I don't have a solid plot or anything, just vague ideas and snapshots of moments.

Like Casey Jr comes from future where their World fell to the Darkness--specifically the Krang. The Krang command legions of Heartless on top of the body horror shit they already do, so they're double the danger. In Casey's timeline, everyone fell one by one. Donnie went first, then Leo, then Raph, then April. Mikey was the only one left. Time travel in Kingdom Hearts is funky and has some weird rules about only being able to travel along your own timeline or something. But screw that. Mikey's a badass mage. He sacrifices his own heart to tear open a portal and send Casey back in time to stop the Krang invasion and the spread of Darkness.

And then I just got little ideas like, Donnie built the Turtle Tank Gummi Ship (and its Teenie Ships, the Shell Hogs). He has a space entirely to himself in the Gummi Garage that Chip and Dale just kind of gave him. He...tolerates them, at the most. Donnie's also got a lab in KH AU, but absolutely NO ONE is allowed in it. If he locks it, not even a Keyblade can open that baby up. He doesn't let anyone in there and he's extremely protective of whatever it is he works on. The others do eventually find out what he's doing and it's not...great. They'd be angry with him were it not for how they find out.

Leo doesn't actually get his Portal Chopped ability until after they stop the Krang invasion. I dunno how those events played out, probably drastically different from the movie lol, but I'm feeling the kind of "end of KH1, I will lock myself in the Realm of Darkness to spare my friends" kind of thing? Buuuuttt while he does think being able to wield two Keyblades is boss as fuck, he does not like Before the Fall. So he doesn't use Portal Chopped a lot. Maybe he should get over himself a bit.

I also like to think about them going to Disney Town and making an absolute menace of themselves. Mikey gets himself sick eating too much ice cream, Leo keeps trying to sneak into Disney Castle, Donnie probably pisses off the wrong people, Raph's gotten too excited about something and broken a few things OR he chases after Leo and they get into a friendly spat and cause a huge mess. April gave up trying to wrangle them a long time ago, she just watches the descent into madness with tired resignation.

KH Leo is extremely competitive and if something's got a score or record, he's got to beat it. He will absolutely be number one in everything on every world. It drives everyone else nuts.

So yeah it's just bits and bobs and ideas floating around. Mostly KH AU exists for me to play with designs. I love Keyblade design so much like holy shit it's so cool

[taggedmemes]

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH / 1.3 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

'so he's a fancy man with a fancy ship, and he travels with a brigade of imbeciles.'

'he bested you at swordplay.'

'it was an ambush. completely unprofessional.'

'would you rather we just attack them, kill them, throw them out to the sharks?'

'i want to handle this personally.'

'we want to make a good impression.'

'instead of killing with weapons, he kills with... kindness.'

'polite menace. that'll be my brand.'

'as i said before, i'm not the strongest writer.'

'since we're on the subject of bad vibes...'

'he's kind of bringin' everyone down, bit of a pirate pooper.'

'nah, i was just gonna say kill him.'

'oh, cut off all his limbs and turn his back into a table.'

'what ya need... is a fence.'

'it's become quite touristy, i've heard, and just not as cool anymore.'

'you mean for the thing with her husband?'

'the thi... yes, the thing where you killed him.'

'she's got, like, twenty husbands.'

'that's different. ese bastardito caught me unawares.'

'maybe in your next life, you'll be a little less nosey, huh?'

'i don't think that's a good idea, us being on the same team and all.'

'you made a wise decision today, and i feel really good about this.'

'you don't know what it's like in there!'

'oh god, why're you so sweaty?'

'we have been exercising together because we want our bodies to be smaller.'

'i'm glad you're making friends, but tighten up, mate.'

'i need your help getting me dressed for the big day.'

'i remember when this place was gritty.'

'quite the hellish cesspool.'

'make people feel underdressed, and suddenly you're the one in charge.'

'no, no, no, no, no! oh god, this isn't happening!'

'aww, come on! you couldn't have sidestepped?'

'man for sale! man for sale! healthy, sturdy, obedient man for sale!'

'i think you might wanna adjust the pitch because it's quite unclear what you're selling.'

'check out this fabulous booty i'm hawkin'!'

'someone, buy my booty!'

'he thinks you're a prostitute.'

'i'm no prostitute, mate!'

'we could've made magic.'

'it's a shithole. there's a lot of crime, and, uh, diseases, and, uh, poorly mixed drinks.'

'does look a bit scary in there.'

'i'm gonna need you to hold it together.'

'look tortured.'

'this is not keeping a low profile.'

'you have got some world-class, rock-hard absolutely titanic balls coming in here.'

'you know, i actually thought you'd be dead by now.'

'i actually thought you were kind of mad at me, if i'm honest.'

'well, i kind of recommended you hire a waitress who stabbed your favourite husband up, so.'

'the bitch who stole my life. the bitch who stole my joy.'

'thought it were kind of gauche if i'm honest.'

'what about your sexy little friend over there?'

'i mean, we serve that. do you want blood?'

'it's juice from the nose jar.'

'for some inexplicable reason, my boss would like a word with you.'

'tell him he's got terrible taste in flunkies, and he can go suck eggs in hell.'

'to my dead hubby!'

'i keep an altar to him in the back with a couple of his mementos.'

'now give me back my dagger.'

'i loves me a thief.'

'you're stiff in all the wrong places.'

'i got bad news for you, genital pirate.'

'none of my other husbands have a problem with it.'

'don't be too hard on yourself. anyone could break a nose jar.'

'you and i, we shouldn't have this kind of rapport.'

'are you the fancy man selling the british bloke?'

'i guess you could say i'm a bit of a pickpocket from back in the day.'

'i made an assortment of tapas. tapas means 'little plates'.'

'they're like catnip to spaniards.'

'loving your ladder setup, by the way. very stable.'

'oh, thank god it's out. i'm so bad at keeping secrets.'

'is that it? were those your last words?'

[walkyjake]

Meu Listens to Teenage Gizzard (2010-2011)

Main Post - Optional Supplementary Post

Preliminary

Technically this was a 2020 release, but the songs are from the very very early days of gizz ^_^ then one day they decided to put them out into the world for real... some of these songs were made before Ambrose was even in the band!

It’s a garage punk, surf kinda psych rock compilation album. Its very lo-fi, like you can hear the noise bouncing off of the walls. Made back when Stu was still couch surfing I reckon, and they were just playing at random shows and probably weren’t even called King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard yet. it’s cool to think about that kind of era, for any band i think. The novelty of being just a whatever group of guys playing music just cuz! it’s kind of beautiful.

This is actually the first gizz album I got on vinyl (along with Butterfly 3000). It was a gift from my mother... ^_^ she must’ve just picked the first albums she saw on the Gizzverse store HA! I havent listened to it yet but the disc is SUPER pretty, honestly one of my fav I own. it’s the... blue cloudy holy water pressing by needlejuice. cool..!

Oh yeah... so given this is the first one I’m listening to, and I know that there won’t be much to say about the songs, this will be quite simple. That is the nature of this album.

I basically am just listening + writing + have the Genius page open on another monitor for lyrics. And then maybe I’ll look for related things about this album (and all the others) like live vids and trivia and yeah. ok.

king gizzard is born!!!

1. Hey There (3:57)

It’s a song about falling in love. It’s cute. I did not know that in the middle of the song he goes “Girl what’s in my hair?” a buncha times. I like how jumpy that part sounds! It’s a simple garage song. It feels really laid-back, like compared to how the gizz albums after this open. Like I think of Elbow from 12 Bar Bruise and it has a bit more of a punchy and organized vibe than this. Teen Gizz is like the most barebones sound… it’s cool.

2. Ants & Bats (3:13)

The like, bassline I think, that plays throughout the whole song is so cool. This song feels menacing. Ohh the part at around 1:40 where the key changes! What that’s so cool I didn’t expect that. This song feels like bugs crawling, I guess that makes sense. Bugs stalking around their environment being evil and awesome. These lyrics here are also very good:

Woo woo woo woo woo Woo woo woo woo woo Woo woo woo woo woo Woo woo woo woo woo Woo woo woo woo woo Woo woo woo woo woo Woo woo woo woo woo Woo woo woo woo woo Woo woo woo woo woo

3. Sleep (3:40)

Stu loves writing songs about sleep! (Sleep Drifter, Sleepwalker, I’m Sleepin’ In) Wow!

I got up early And you've got up too And you pull me under And you say "My leg" But I don't wanna go back to sleep again But I don't wanna stay like this for five more minutes

This is cute, he’s writing about his partner. I guess that is kind of a theme in this album because you will hardly see that in the music going forward (here and there, like in Honey, or the Butterfly 3000 title track)

It’s very bouncy! A lot of these songs are just bouncy and are a little bit hard to distinguish from each other. And it seems Stu is always making noises like he sounds like he’s running around in circles in a chamber or something.

4. Summer! (2:48)

I’ve seen this before! In the future!

It's hot, it's mean, summer, to me Green grass, won't last, sky blue, me too

These are lyrics that are repurposed in the Gumboot Soup song Muddy Water!!! It’s cute. Absolutely a summer feeling song ^_^

Ah now this album is starting to make sense to me. It’s the kind of album I will have on in the background. But that’s good. Some music is like that, where it sounds better when they are played as “accompaniment music.” I’d listen to this while I’m outside and it’s really hot. Since I’m traveling this summer to go see Gizz play live, maybe I’ll listen to this a bunch while I am outside. I think that would be nice.

I’ve always loved how, in both this song and Muddy Water, that there’s kind of a movement the song simulates in my mind. It feels like stepping one foot in front of the other but not at the same time. Like the left foot stays in the air for a long time as you bring it over and the right foot comes over really quickly. And you wave your arms out like an airplane would make turns. Kind of like how a drunk person would walk maybe, lol? Like in a comical sense. A lot of songs can evoke this imaginary feeling of a specific kind of movement/kinesthetic sensation.

5. Eddie Cousin (2:38)

The lyrics here are very simple!!! OK, kind of goes without saying because thats how this album is. Hehe. Also there’s a female vocalist in the back here huh? This definitely seems like the most garage song so far. Like I actually feel like I’m in a garage with a buncha people because some friend told me that they know some guys who play music and they invited me to go listen and it’s just this really freeball kinda party thing happening its sooooo funny. This song is cool.

Also they played it on TV? Lol. This is a funny video. Look how young they are ‘_ `

6. Fried (3:10)

Ohh, the beginning kind of reminds me of how Eyes Like The Sky sounds. But then it gets back to more garage. Yknow how it is !!!

I suppose another part of the album where I am thinking, “this is so funny, to think about the kind of music Stu is writing nowadays, and how complex it all has become.” And that’s literally just how evolution is. Over 12 years or so. But even then this is still good ^_^

7. Good To Me (2:23)

Oh yeah I like this one! It has a more sudden start and it’s just a catchy tune idk. It’s swing?? ohhh. And that female voice is back. Oh but “The repetitive lyrics make it very clear that the girl in the song doesn’t treat the narrator well.” Oh How Unfortunate. Neat song though.

8. Tomb/Beach (3:46)

OHH ^_^ Woa this one is especially good! Like all the rest are nice quaint songs but this one has a much cooler vibe to me. It has more interesting lyrics, I love how it opens, it sounds like a wave crashing a lot into like a really small cave so there’s a lot of pressure into one small space. Like a whirlpool.

Lie in the whirl Makes you hurt Lie in the sky Makes you high In my tomb, in my tomb In my tomb, in my tomb

Definitely makes sense!!! But yeah, the guitar soundsss or whatever that play in the beginning and the end of the song cus that’s where you hear them more isolated. I love those. Awesome song.

9. Trench Foot (1:55)

AHHH this song is hitting me with a pool noodle thats what it feels like. OHH THERES HARMONICA!!! Hello Ambrose =D I love all the chanting and yelling.

There’s a lot more instrument sounds here with that harmonica like I kind of hear some kinda clanging and ohh its cool. Short song but cool.

10. Life Is Cool (2:10)

YEAHH!!! I already listen to this a bit, out of all the songs in the album! This my favorite! It’s so so so fun and I think encapsulates very very early gizz the best!

Life is cool Then you die Stick a needle in your eye Cars are fun Then you crash

Omg, there’s also a little more lyrics about self harm… Interesting because this is the most cheerful sounding on this album I think. But I suppose I can understand it. It’s kind of a careless attitude song.

I can not describe specifically how wondrous this song is though. Like the rest of this album it’s like awesome crashing waves. No wonder the album cover is Like That. But it’s so so cute. I like that it’s the closer.

This is such a “King Gizzard” song to me. The gizz songs that have this particular effect on me, where they make me particularly happy in a sense separate from how usually makes me happy. From the specific composition of the song, there is like this Minutia of high twangy guitar notes that play at the second set of verses about a minute in the song and I think they are cute. All the woos and chanting and stuff. They’re in all the other songs but it seems special here I think. It is sooo joyous on somewhat of a more overarching scale. OK, I realize now that it literally just makes me think about how “life is cool,” isn’t that so silly. Well it’s awesome and I love it.

And that is kind of a feeling that I experience throughout all of the discog. This really intense feeling of insurmountably and awe and like gratefulness, or something. Some songs just REALLY capture that and so. Life Is Cool is definitely one of those.

I wish I could hear it live someday but. They’ve only played it once ever. Alas!

Afterthoughts

Theres so much noise in this album. I love the guitar feedback sounds and how rough it is. It sounds like they made the songs on this album with a metal can and some nails. And they kicked some dirt around and it got eeeverywhere <- they just did that for fun though.

I think it’s cute! There really is not much else to say but having the context of all the music I have to listen to next is really cool... Because I already see the path of progression and evolution of the band and whatever. Humble beginnings... ‘w` Consensus: cool kicky summer album. life is cool is my favorite. so cute, so youthful.

[seung-scrittore]

all of them

was js gonna reply with “no” but challenge accepted

🖌️ - Do you have/want any tattoos?

i hv 2 rn, i wanna get a full body piece in a couple years

💚 - What's your favourite colour?

black / orange

🍕 - What's the last thing you ate?

🌯 !

���️ - What time is it where you are rn?

22:17 or 10:17 pm EST

🌟 - What is your zodiac sign?

libra ♎️

[ MORE ANSWERS BELOW CUT LMAO 💀 ]

🌍 - What is your favourite accent?

aussie, but im biased cuz of my own accent 💀

⚡️- Do you have any scars?

more than i can count but theyre all small so idc

🌺 - What's your MBTI type?

esfp-t

🥀 - Favourite animated movie?

…idk… tie between the first ice age movie & up !

📺 - Favourite show?

shameless

😂 - Are you ticklish?

barely but yes

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

if that’s what my partner wants absolutely

😳 - Do you like your name?

yes ?? what does this question mean 😭

💙 - What colour is your bedroom?

grey

🤓 - How did you get your name?

my mommy

🎓 - When did/do you graduate?

n/a, prefer not to answer publicly

🍄 - Do you have/want any piercings?

yep, 6 rn. i want more in the future tho

👀 - What colour are your eyes?

greyish-greenish-bluish? idrk i always get dif opinions

👱‍♀️ - What is your go to hairstyle?

uhm,, messy

🥂 - Have you ever drank underage?

n/a, won’t catch me incriminating myself on main ‼️

🍾 - Have you ever gotten drunk?

n/a, ^

😱 - What's your biggest fear?

being forgotten prolly,, or chickens

🥵 - Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

too cold

🌦️ - What's your favourite weather?

hm… post-rain, when it’s foggy n a little gross but it feels calming to be out,,

🍂 - What's your favourite season?

fall/autumn

🐷 - What's your favourite animal?

wallabies !!!!

🐶- Do you have any pets?

yes, 4 kitties ! they’re menaces, i love my kids

😴 - What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

60 something hours,,, in my defense i’ve been an insomniac since i was little

🎨- Any hobbies?

sketching, soccer, rugby, journaling, gaming,, etc.

🛩️ - If travelling was free, where's the first place you'd go?

i alr travel a lot (my poor wallet) but i haven’t gone to the caribbean yet,,, i’d go to jamaica 🇯🇲

🎇 -What's your most searched thing on Google?

idk… probably random definitions

📱 - Favourite app on your phone?

spotify >>>>

🤠 - Are you more of a city person or a country person?

i wouldnt survive in the country,, im a city boy 100%

[moonlight-tmd]

I want to learn more about bee's twin sibling! oh, what would be the team prime's reaction that bee has a sibling? or bee himself for that matter! I'm guessing that they got separated when they were forged so he probably doesn't remember 'em.

as well as the au where bee turn into a 'con! that's like so cool, and with him meeting the team again later would make such good angst lmao

Yeah those are ideas that are temporary- there's not much in-depth lore about them. (i lie as i write this post)

For the lost-sibbling this i imagine her name would be Mantis- she looks exactly like Bumblebee except she has lashes and ever-so-slightly more feminine figure. Really hard to spot the difference. Even their voices sound very similar. I had two ideas about this- she's either just like Bee but more mean and " i will fight you no matter what", or a total opposite- she seems too nice to be a 'con, she's relaxed and laid back- sleepy in mannerism almost. Still she's smarter than Bee- most of the time.

They got separated when they got forged and Bee had the whole story with the bad carequarters, Mantis was the lucky one. Since Bee is an autobot, it's obvious she's a Decepticon. She's a secret scout/in-terrain spy, unlike Bee she did pass and got into higher con ranks. She matches Blitzwing in rank even. barely anyone knows about her existace- since she is so small similar to an autobot it's easier for her to blend in. I imagine she has blue glass to attach to her optics, like contacts, and a magnetic autobot logo to stick on top of her Decepticon one to really get in ther autobot act.

As for the reactions: Bee met her when he was investigating some suspicious activity. They look at each other before saying lines like "you look like me" and "who are you?" before Mantis says time and place and the he has to come alone and runs off. Bee doesn't tell them about the weird bot and meets her in the spot- thru sharing their sparkling hood experiences, few of the facts match up and they come to a conclusion they are family. From then on Mantis and Bee pull pranks on the autobots. It's hilarious.

I imagine it's heckton of trouble if BlitzBee takes place. Mantis is stuck with this Switcharoo following her with puppy-love optics and Bee is constantly dealing with drama cuz 'he' did something. Then later i imagine she joins the autobot repair crew cuz they're nice and ooh boy it's Sentinel's worst nightmare. Bee has duplicated- well not really, i imagine she would get a deep blue paint with white stripes to contrast her brother. and that this big love-fool stops going after her by accident.

I imagine if anyone would know about Mantis when she's Decepticon from the Autobots it would be Jettwins- they're also twins, and they do mess around behind Jazz's back so they get it. Those 4 are absolute menaces together. Speaking of- Bee and Mantis got the 'twin powers' like the jets. They can finish each other sentences, guess what the other is thinking perfectly, etc.

For the Bee becomes Decepticon- it's basically after a few of "do this - but i don't wanna plus it's dangerous - don't care, do as i say" missions and learning that 'cons are not so bad and just want eqality he finally snaps and runs away, joining the Decepticons. And so, he helps them get the Allspark and win the war- the repair crew stays just a repair crew, unknown to them Bee has made Megatron not kill them and leave them to their actual job instead cuz they are good at it.

Sari steps in Bee's place and Prowl doesn't die and they're all traveling from place to place doing their thing and getting paid. Until one time they get assigned to a project and travel to some secluded part of Cybertron where there is a new colony building and they have to build a space bridge from scratch. Then they recognize their missing's friend voice coiming from a black-colored mech with yellow accents and slightly orange gradient to them. it is Bumblebee, rocking that Decepticon insignia with deep lavender optics to match. His horns are bigger and he got heels along with those shoulder-guards he had in his cybertron alt mode.

And so he is their boss for the entire time they are in the area- he was chosen to monitor the construction of this building, which is really massive. They have some beef along the way, but they learn Bee hasn't become a tyrant- they learn from a long-time guard about how Bee has chimed his 5 cents to the new work regulations- higher pays, better temporary-quarters and treatment. Anyone who'll treat the workers poorly or talk down to them will be send to his office and most likely be stripped of a job. It's a strict code but it's very good- the situation in the ranks has changed drastically for good since he got in charge. He is both feared and respected. They also learn that the building will be the future Carequarters- they know Bee was raised in a very bad Carequarters, they are surprised but they can't help but smile at the fact Bee is trying his best for the better future.

One time there was an accident on the site and Bee rushed to get Ratchet cuz their actual medic was off to do something in the one of the major cities. Ratchet got assigned to be the medic til the end of the project. Bulkhead also gets a side offer to paint the play area and Prowl helps him and there's just a beautiful colorful flower-field pattern, it also helps that the center play-area is stylized to mimic earth's tree. It's truly amazing. But of course, something has to go wrong- there's the final meeting with all of the workers with Bee giving a really good speech about how he's glad they managed to pull this off and give the next generation a better future then all of a sudden the walls crumble-

A raid of Autobot escapees led by Sentinel breaks in and steal what they can. The workers are injured, guards are killed and Sentinel is surprised to see Optimus there and tries to pull him into the rebellion- Sentinel gets his aft handed back to him by Bee with his electrocuting staff (all the training paid off finally) and the group is arrested, the ones who managed to run are stopped by other Decepticons. Now Bee is devastated, so much work down the drain, he unintentionally snaps at Sari and others as he goes back to his office to cry. He contacts Megatron about it and his Conjunx Blitzwing is sent to aid with the security while the workers are basically starting over with the building. Only then the earth autobots learn that Bee is with Blitzwing. So the construction is being complete again, Bee is anxious something is gonna happen again but Blitz is there to reassure him about everything.

Again, he gives the speech and then Megatron himself comes to look everything over before the grand opening and Bee compliments how good of a job his workers have done- the space bridge crew especially. The place is open and everyone goes home. Not before Bee goes over to talk with his old team tho- he thanks them and they don't have to reffer to him as 'sir' anymore. When they get on their ship they are surprised to see gifts for each of them with a note saying "Bonus for the fast work!" I imagine they meet for few other projects and then regain contact as friends. Bee helps them out whenever he can and invites them to major events.

Geez this is a text wall, good job if you made it this far.

[spooky-enthusiast]

Intro

Hello! I'm Sclera, a traveling trainer from Galar with an interest in mythology, Legendaries, and all manner of unusual happenings.

I don't want this post to get too long, so I'll put a quick rundown of my team and any other relevant information under the cut.

Olwyn is a Unovan Zoroark, and the first Pokémon I ever caught. They're a lot less shy than you'd expect from a Zoroark-line 'mon, and capable of both incredible shenanigans and incredible sweetness.

Popcorn is a Whimsicott. He's an absolute menace whom I love dearly. His floof is full of mysteries and his mind is full of schemes.

Wander is a Golisopod. He's a very friendly boy who loves scritchies and going for swims. He can and has carried me like a sack of potatoes.

Serras is an Aegislash. He's a very polite 'mon, though he is prone to literal worried hovering. He's also not a big fan of touch.

Herrah is a Mimikyu. She prefers to keep busy, whether through training, working on a massive quilt, or riding around on my shoulders and making friends.

Isolde is a Cursola. (For those unfamiliar, Cursola is the evolution of Galar's regional Corsola variant.) She's a bit shy, but sweet and surprisingly mischievous once you get to know her.

//OOC information

Both muse and mun are 18+, but would prefer to keep the blog SFW.

Open to interactions with other PKMN irl blogs at any time!

I tend to approach the matter of Pokémon intelligence similarly to the anime, with some added lore treating them like magical creatures with all the strange rules that entails. If you wanna know more about how something works, just ask!

I'll try to keep things lore-neutral, though I will be referencing the events of the mainline games, with a few bits from side-games I find interesting. I also tend to treat some game mechanics - namely EXP, levels, base stats, and move statistics - as in-universe ways of quantifying abstract concepts in Pokémon battling. Competitive battling jargon, more or less. If something doesn't work for your lore, feel free to ignore it.

[vickysaurus]

If you’ve finished watching Prehistoric Planet, caught the dino bug, and want to watch more, well, I’ve got recommendations for some fantastic older Mesozoic documentaries and shows! I’m only gonna list my faves, but if you have good ones to add, feel free to do so!

Walking With Dinosaurs (1999)

The classic, the one I grew up with. A six episode miniseries that spans the entire Mesozoic, from the Triassic to the Cretaceous. Each episode focuses on a specific location and usually has one specific animal that’s more or less the main character, while also showing off others as they are encountered. The science and effects are 23 years old by now, so don’t expect much fluff or great CGI, but they used what they had very well. It helps a lot that the close-up shots are done using incredibly charming animatronics rather than CGI. The gorgeous music and Kenneth Branagh’s narration add a ton more personality to everything. You will cry about an Ornithocheirus at the end of his journey. There were three special bonus episodes released over the next few years that have Nigel Marven (more on him later) time travelling to see the dinosaurs in person. There are also two sequel series: Walking With Beasts and Walking With Monsters. WWM explores the Paleozoic but went through it too fast and suffers from some ‘Awesomebro-yness’ in my opinion but there’s not much else to turn to if you wanna see the Paleozoic unfortunately. WWB explores the Cenozoic and is every bit as good as WWD. When I had my recovery day after my third covid vaccine I put on all three in chronological order and just marathoned them and the various little aches didn’t bother me all day as I watched the history of the Earth from the Cambrian to the Quaternary.

Prehistoric Park (2006)

Time-travelling Nigel Marven returns from the Walking With Dinosaurs specials to bring back extinct animals to the present. As you might guess, it’s a bit more on the fictional side, but all the animals are really well done and scientific, as are the ecosystems they travel back to. The modern day parts are much more about actually properly running a zoo, including things like enrichment, proper animal care, and cranky zookeepers with a heart of gold becoming Ornithomimus parents than Jurassic Park type scenarios. Nigel doesn’t just get dinosaurs; he goes to the Cenozoic several times and even takes a trip to the Carboniferous for its giant arthropods. Recent enough that feathers are starting to appear on some dinosaurs, particularly the adorable Microraptors. Nigel is an absolute menace and I don’t know who gave him access to a time portal but i’m glad they did. The recent game Prehistoric Kingdom was strongly inspired by this one, to the point of having Nigel voice the tutorials and trailers. Features a friendly herd of Titanosaurs with a disregard for fences causing more havoc than any carnivores ever could.

When Dinosaurs Roamed America (2001)

America’s answer to Walking With Dinosaurs. A single two-hour long documentary spanning the whole of Mesozoic America and really focussing on how the dinosaurs developed between its segments. The only time I ever remember seeing the Early Jurassic depicted, and the only one on this list to treat the end-Permian and end-Triassic extinctions and how important they were for dinosaur evolution. Though it does blame asteroids for them. Very good stuff, aside from a scene where Velociraptors continue eating their prey even as a forest fire sets them on fire. It’s very America-centric, but that’s no weakness. John Goodman makes for a surprisingly good narrator and throws in a sneaky Flintstones joke or two.

Dinosaur Revolution (2011)

This is a bit of an odd one, and it might or might not be your jam, but it certainly is mine. It is essentially a mashup between a dinosaur documentary and dinosaur Looney Tunes. Very silly slapstick segments focussing on specific dinosaurs with somewhat anthropomorphic behaviours get intercut with scientists explaining the latest of 2011 paleontology. The animation is a bit naff but the designs are really good and there’s a lot of feathers. It highlights behavioural traits like intelligence and parental care a lot. Two of its episodes cover pretty much the whole Mesozoic in no particular order, two episodes do Walking With Dinosaurs style covering of a single animal’s story in a single ecosystem. Shunosaurus eats mushrooms and has a bad trip. Lots of mammals go flying after getting thrown about. In a true Blackadder Goes Forth type pivot, the final episode of this very silly slapsticky show has the most haunting and tragic depiction of the K-Pg extinction I’ve ever seen.

[chuuyrr]

Pretty pleaseee do a one-shot where the first years keeps on poking, squishing, and biting (you know what I mean) kikufuku's cheeks! Then she starts to get annoyed and tries to avoid them for the next few days.

when the first-years keep biting scarlet witch! baby fushiguro! reader's cheeks

jujutsu kaisen x reader

masterlist of the series

╰➤ CW(s): possible spoilers for jujutsu kaisen, major themes of fluff, soft! itadori, megumi & nobara content, sukuna being a meanie to poor scarlet witch! baby fushiguro! reader <\3

╰➤ PAIRING(s): platonic! itadori yuuji x reader, platonic! fushiguro megumi x reader, platonic! kugisaki nobara x reader, platonic! ryomen sukuna x reader, dad! gojo satoru x child! reader

aww, this request is so cute omg >< thank you so much for requesting and for being patient, enjoy reading ♡

at first, megumi, yuuji and nobara found it a bit odd of their sensei to call you kikufuku because it's literally a sweet, a dessert, well, that was until they realized that for themselves. there's one particular reason as to why gojo satoru loved calling you that, it was your cheeks. your cheeks were so round and squishy, it was absolutely adorable. no wonder gojo can't go on his day without at least pinching or kissing your cheek, so it wasn't long until the first-years started doing it.

it first started with megumi, your half older brother. surprising, i know. megumi isn't the type to kiss or pinch your cheeks though, he just likes poking it. that was bearable and all was pretty much okay until nobara started pinching your cheeks and eventually yuuji being the one to bite them.

the first-years just couldn't help but smother you at this point. even sukuna was a literal menace. you know how sukuna appears on yuuji's cheekbones as an eye and mouth? well, whenever your face was pressed up all adorably against yuuji's face, the king of curses deadass bites your cheek, resulting you to slapping yuuji in the face because of it once out of surprise 💀

even sukuna couldn't resist sweet little you.

you loved physical affection, you really do, but all the cheek poking, squishing and biting of your cheek became too much for you. hence, the silent treatment. as usual, with no one to babysit you, gojo had to bring you to jujutsu tech with them. you always were excited to go with him, except for today.

gojo was dressing up in his bedroom, putting on his jacket and trousers. "kikufuku! are you done dressing up? we're gonna go see gumi-nii and his friends. you're staying over at megumi's dorm, remember?" he hollered after slipping on his shoes and grabbing his suitcase to get up and look for you.

"don't wanna!" you cried out from your bedroom, earning a baffled expression from your dad.

"what?" gojo entered your room to see you hiding under the covers of your bed with your stuffies and pillows. "kikufuku? what's wrong? are you not feeling well?" this raised gojo's concern.

"no, but i don't wanna go! i want uncle nanami or auntie iori." you continued, poking your head out of the covers to pout and whine at your dad who was standing at your doorframe.

"kikufuku, baby. your uncle nanami is on a mission and your auntie iori is at kyoto." gojo sighed, chuckling softly think that missing them was the reason for your behavior. "and you can't travel universes little missy. i'm going on a business trip later after i drop you off."

"but i don't want gumi-nii!" you persisted as gojo pulled and picked you up from the covers before slinging your baby bag on his back. "don't leave meee, daddyyy." you held onto gojo's neck, clinging to him as he carried you with one arm after flicking the lights off your room and closing the door.

"i'm not leaving you just yet, kikufuku. it's going to be okay. i'll ring nanamin and utahime to see if their available, will that suffice?" gojo drew you away from him enough to face you.

"okay." you pouted in defeat, nodding your head begrudgingly.

"i promise i'll bring you souvinirs like the usual." gojo kissed your forehead before pulling you closer to his embrace as he exited the house with his bag and yours.

gojo noticed how you were constantly looking left and right when you two arrived at tokyo jujutsu tech, and how you were clinging to him like a koala and refusing to let go. he wondered if it was just one of those days when you were extra clingy, or if you were simply looking for nanami or utahime. gojo watched as you passed by the grounds and let out a small shriek when the first-years came running as soon as they saw you and your father.

"gojo-sensei! [name]-chaaan!~"

while megumi followed them, nobara and yuuji exclaimed in a singalong tone of voice, both nobara and yuuji already had their hands outstretched, most likely to squish and poke your cheeks. oh no.

"oi, megumi-kun! yuuji-kun! nobara-chan!" gojo smiled as he greeted his students, but you dissipated from his arms and turned into a red mist as soon as the first-years arrived.

"e-eh? kikufuku?!" gojo and the first-years students were both surprised to find you gone from his arms when you were literally clinging to him. "where did you go?!"

they eventually found you before they all panicked, but you were literally on top of a tree, clinging to a branch like some cat.

"[name]-chan?!" gojo and the first-years students sweat-dropped, "w-what are you doing up there?!"

gojo sighed, shaking his head and chuckling as he saw you, "oh boy."

"come on, [name]-chan! let's get you down from there, m'kay? just stay put!" yuuji yelled as he dashed towards the tree you were perched on.

"noooo!" you cried out, then vanished from their sight, using your chaos magic to teleport before yuuji could catch you, but this time, you reappeared behind gojo and grabbed his legs.

"are you playing a game of tag?" gojo looked down at you, puzzled, and reached out a hand to ruffle your hair. "kikufuku, you need to go with them. i'm gonna be late for my trip."

"no!" you shook your head, proceeding to hide behind his towering legs. "don't wanna!"

"eh? what's wrong, [name]-chan?" nobara asked, tipping her head at the side as she made grabby-hands towards you. "don't you wanna come with us?"

"no! i don't want to go." you persisted, continuing to cling to gojo, wrapping your tiny arms around his leg tightly. "i want to stay with daddy."

gojo eventually had no choice but to leave you alone since you don't seem to want the first-years for whatever reason he doesn't know, so he just ended up giving you to yaga before he left, and they couldn't help but notice how your ignoring game became increasingly obvious.

when one of the first-years approaches you, you scurry towards yaga, clinging to him like you did before gojo left, or you simply run away. you avoided them all day, hiding whenever nobara and yuuji were about to approach, most likely to poke or pinch your cheeks. you also had no choice but to sleep in megumi's dorm by the time night fell, but he noticed you had put up a wall of pillows between you and him before you two did, and you didn't even bother saying goodnight to him like you always do.

since gojo was on a business trip, you were forced to stay at jujutsu tech for a few days until he returned, which is why things had gotten significantly more difficult, and the first-years were worried. you weren't behaving that way around the second-years.

"did you guys make [name] upset or something?"

while all of you were on the grounds of the jujutsu tech, maki was the first to speak up about the issue, but you were busy doing zoomies with inumaki and panda. "[name] just asked if she could sleep in my dorm just a while ago."

"what? but, i don't think we did anything." nobara frowned, leaning against her knuckles and resting her elbow on her thigh.

"[name] has been avoiding us since gojo-sensei brought her over," megumi exclaimed before letting out a long sigh. "she won't talk or eat with us, and she runs away whenever she sees us; she won't even sleep next to me without a wall of pillows between us."

"do you think [name]-chan hates us?" yuuji's eyes widened and a worried expression crossed his face.

"so it's that bad, huh?" maki raised an eyebrow and shook her head in response to their statements. "alright, i'll talk to [name] about it."

"please do, maki-san! you're our hope!" itadori and nobara exclaimed together, clasping their hands.

maki stood up and strolled over to where you, panda, and inumaki were. you ran up to maki as soon as you saw her and happily wrapped your tiny arms around her legs.

"maki-nee!" you exclaimed, looking up at her as she ruffled your hair.

"hey, kid." maki smiled before gently pulling away from your embrace, squatting down to your height, "do you mind if i ask you a quick question?"

"what is it?" you asked, blinking.

"what did those guys do to you, huh? they said you've been avoiding them for days now. what's up with that?" maki asked, tilting her head as she looked at you.

you locked your gaze on her for a brief moment before turning away, puffing up your cheeks as you fiddled with your fingers, "they kept squishing and poking my cheeks, and biting too, especially yuuji-nii and sukuna-nii."

maki, inumaki, and panda all looked at you in surprise before she snickered. "r-really, now?"

"don't laugh!" you exclaimed, now pouting, "it was kind of annoying me, that's all."

"but avoiding them isn't always going to work," maki said, clearing her throat before her face deepened into a serious expression. "you shouldn't hide your feelings, instead, tell them honestly how you feel. now, i want you to go to itadori, fushiguro, and kugisaki and tell them you're upset because they kept squishing, biting, and poking your cheeks."

"but why?" you frowned at this.

"so they know how it makes you feel, and you don't have to keep avoiding them anymore," maki explained before patting your head.

"okay, maki-nee." you nodded in understanding.

"atta' girl. don't worry, panda and inumaki will be right here to support you." maki gave you a thumbs up, while inumaki and panda nodded and gave you an 'okay' sign using their hands and paws.

you quickly left the second-year students and ran up to megumi, nobara, and yuuji, who were sitting on the porch.

"[name]-chan?" nobara asked, watching along with megumi and yuuji as you took a deep breath and stood in front of them.

"i don't like it when you guys squish, poke and bite my cheeks everytime. it's.. it's making me upset." you expressed as you fiddled with your fingers, looking at each and every single one of them. "a-and i'm sorry for avoiding you. i got really annoyed."

"oh, so that's why!" an imaginary light bulb shone above their heads right that instant.

"we're so sorry, [name]-chan! we didn't mean to make you upset!" yuuji cried out before hanging his head in shame.

"you should have told us, we wouldn't be mad." megumi beckoned you to come over to him, and you did, resulting in him embracing you and gently patting your back. "you had us worried. i actually thought you were getting detached from us.. we're sorry."

"we're really sorry, [name]-chan! can we hug you too, as an apology?" nobara apologized, opening her arms along with yuuji. "we won't do that as much anymore."

with a smile, you nodded your head and opened your arms to yuuji and nobara, "it's okay with me."

yuuji and nobara happily embraced you as megumi held you, and the four of you shared a sweet group hug as maki, panda, and inumaki nodded in agreement. everything was finally alright until your cheek brushed up against yuuji's, and sukuna, being an absolute menace of a curse king, chomped your cheek.

"s-sukuna-nii.. h-he.." as tears streamed down your face, your [color] eyes instantly turned into a glowing red color. "he bit my cheek.."

yuuji immediately pulled away from you and yelled at the king of curses that had morphed into an eye and mouth on his face, "SUKUNA!"

nobara had also pulled away and screamed angrily before stomping towards the vessel of the king of curses. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO [NAME]-CHAN, HUH?!"

and that's how yuuji ended up getting punched in the face, knocked out, by nobara, while you were bawling your eyes out to megumi and the second-years about how sukuna was big meanie. on the bright side, you made amends with the first-years, but it appears that the king of curses will be subjected to your silent treatment this time.