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[definitelynuwonhere]

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Congratulations Darlin’! You have won the Sexiest Listener Character Tournament

[pantheresssy]

I need some professor!Abby x Student!reader pls:)

(If you feel comfortable writing it!)

loved this!!! abby is a college teacher on her 30s and r is on her 26s, this doesn’t have much smut and maybe abby is a soft!dom?? idk. this is so short im sorry, hope you like itt………………. every time that abby watched you from her table, eyes glued on you like a eagle on its prey, your body shaken. you weren’t far from being one for her; the always gentle and intelligent student, with the best behavior, the one that she not-so-discreetly favored and the one she never treated coldly. when you looked back, to the day your started college, you couldn’t see how that secret dynamic had started, you just kew that you were trapped on it, on her. it looked like the books you readed when you were younger, telling history’s about teachers and students, a ludic thing that seemed so far away from your reality. until abby made it real.

you had made the possible and impossible to keep it a secret, hidden and locked at seven keys. abby, however, was there to make everything harder. not only for you, but for both. she wasn’t a discreet person, being who she was and with her face (and muscles) it was quite impossible for her to go unnoticed. this never stopped her from having you when she wanted anyway. and, eventually, didn’t stopped you either.

“y’know, i’ve never planned on being caught with you here. don’t wanna be kicked out on my last year.” you said while she kissed your neck, her nose smelling where she had blown the little kisses. abby hummed and you laughed, squeezing her arms. “i’m serious, anderson. we’ve never done this here in the four years we’ve been together, have you imagined being caught now?”

she denied it, holding your hips and kneading your meat on her palms. “all i can think now is fucking you on this table, but you’re making it too hard for me.”

she pushed you down and pulled you forward, placing your pussy right on top of her thigh. with her grip, she made you move back and forth on her chosen rhythm, the table moving with you e scraping from time to time on the floor. you sighed, biting your lower lip with a smile. “i wouldn’t do it if you listened to me”

“i am! more than i wanted and definitely not in the the way i wanted.” she moved away from your neck only to get closer to your mouth, rubbing your lips together. you gasped and put your hand where her thigh meet the bone of her hip, giving yourself more pressure and speed. but even so, you didn’t stop talking, saying that you would have to go and that anyone could come in. “shut the fuck up and let me-“

the noises of steps getting closer telling that the others students were coming back made her stop and went silent. you, even when you heart seemed that was going to come out of your throat with fear of someone seeing you both like that, gave her a final kiss and pulled away from a very discontented abby. “i’ll see you at my place.” you blinked, adjusting your tits on your bra while walked to the door, opening it.

abby stayed still at the same position you let her, looking composed and without a hair out of place, but she was so lost. her eyes weren’t focus on anyone that came in without suspecting anything that happened in there less than a minute ago. you left her there with a needed pussy and a wanting of making you come. all because you didn’t shut your fucking mouth.

[zomb-rabbit]

WOOOO LETS GO YAY YAY YAY ^_^ Romantic Alphabet with Tim Wright ? :3

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U GOT ITT !!!!!!!

🚬 Romantic alphabet with Tim Wright :)

A = Attention, how much attention do they want in the relationship?

he's not gonna ask for it, and it'll be a little awkward for him to actually be getting attention for the first bit of the relationship- but he LOVVESSSS IITTTTTT this guy swoons so hard when you're lovin on him however you choose to (he might get a little overwhelmed, though, make sure you listen when he tells you it's not the best time !!)

B = Baby, do they want a family? Why/why not?

in Tim's ideal world, the two of you are far away from wherever you are and you live way out in the countryside, with as many kids and/or pets as you want. but, for right now, he'd much rather keep it just the two of you with a pet or two- he doesn't want to put anyone in any more danger than he already feels like he has.

C = Cuddle, do they like to cuddle and show affection? How?

OOOOOO BUDDYYYYY he's a very very shy snuggle bug. most days you'll have to initiate things- lay your head on his shoulder, hold onto his arm, lay down in his lap- and it almost always ends in a nap when you're further along in your relationship. he'll pull you into his lap or grab your thighs to get you straddled over him when the two of you are going to bed, though :))

D = Dates, what are dates with them like? What do they like to do? 

he's not the biggest formal date guy, as much as he'd like to be. he does like to take you to a drive in movie every now and then, but most of y'all's dating life is centered around late night drives, quiet walks through the woods together, or really anything to do with enjoying each others presence. if you hint hint wink wink at him about wanting to go somewhere or do something specific, though, he'll do his best.

E = Equal, do they prefer to be more dominant or submissive in the relationship?

he's an old fashioned (and paranoid) guy !! he wants to be the one to drive you around, do the heavy lifting, pay for everything- let this man spoil you rotten while you sit pretty

F = Fights, how do they handle arguments? How quick are they to forgive?

fights with Tim usually are the result of one or both of you bottling up emotions for too long. when you guys have a serious fight, he knows himself and he knows he needs some time alone for a little while- nothing extreme, just enough time to get himself calm and levelheaded. forgiveness for him comes relatively easy depending on what it was about- you thought he was mad at you because he was a little quieter or cold for a few days? he gets why you'd think that, he'll try and make sure you know what's up with him next time. you were caught going through his personal belongings/phone because you were looking for something you might not like? you're gonna be shit outta luck for a while. his privacy means a lot to him, invading it is never a good idea for either of you

G = Gratitude, how grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them? 

VERY !! he may not be bubbling over with words of praise for how amazing and wonderful you treat him, but all throughout the day he'll have his chin resting on your shoulder and whispering small praises your way, little kisses when he sees you doing any chores around the house, and if you play your cards right, little monologues to you late at night when he thinks you're asleep

H = Honesty, are they honest with their s/o? How important is it to them in a relationship? 

he's an honest man about most things to you, the only area i can see this being a problem in is his work. he doesn't wanna talk about what he does, why he does it, where he goes- any of it. he wants to keep you and the things that plague the back of his mind separate.

I = Insight, how easy is it for them to read their partner? (Mood, thoughts, etc.)

he'd definitely know if something was up with you, but that doesn't mean he's gonna push on it. you'll get one or two "y'alright?"'s before he drops it. he knows that not every issue is one that needs to be let out, and he does his best to respect that. one of his favorite things though is when he can tell you're excited but you're trying to keep your cool about it, he can't get over how wide your smile is or how you keep shifting your weight on your feet- adorable to him

J = Jealousy, do they get jealous? If so, how easily? How do they deal with it?

quietly jealous. when you're talking to someone that clearly has an interest in you, it's a hand on your hip, massaging your shoulder, pulling you closer. it won't end in violence if they back off, but if it does get there he'll make it fast dwdw <3 usually levelheaded about it though!! just might lead to things later

K = Kiss, what are their kisses like? Who kissed who first?

YOU KISSED HIM !!! he was so nervous about messing it up or making you uncomfortable he ended up just staring at your lips, it was the first time he took you out on a late night drive around town since you two became official and he had walked you up to your front door. his breath caught in his throat, he fiddled with the belt loop on your pants as he held your hips before you pulled him into a kiss with your hands on his cheeks. it completely melted him; his face heating up as he pushed his lips harder into yours, he craved it even as he was getting what he wanted.

L = Love, who said “I love you” first? How often do they say it? When did they realize they were in love?

you told him you loved him and he was this 🤏 close to crying. it reminded him of how starved of it he'd been for so long, and while he didn't cry, he certainly held you close for a long, long time with his face buried in your hair

M = Marriage, do they want to get married? How long do they have to be in the relationship beforehand? What would the marriage be like?

he wants to get married so bad. he wants that ring on your finger, to see you all dressed up, to have the world know you're his- just as soon as you get away from all this, he's popping the question. 

N = Nickname, what are the nicknames they have for their s/o? Do they like when their s/o uses nicknames?

i feel like he would try not to acknowledge it when you use nicknames/petnames with him, but he thinks it's so cute when you do :) i can see him calling you darlin' a lot

O = Open, how long does it take for them to open up to their s/o?

long. long time. there are some things from his past that he just might never talk about, honestly. most of the reason isn't anything to do with you specifically, just that he doesn't wanna relive those moments or uncover something that sparks up new nightmares. the other part is him being scared that despite all of the other things you know about him- his job, what he does, Masky as a whole really- it'll be what's deep down and irreversible inside him that scares you away.

P = PDA, how do they feel about public displays of affection? What kind of PDA do they show?

not the biggest fan of PDA i feel like !! his hand in your back pocket or around your waist isn't uncommon, but i seriously doubt that he'd wanna be swapping spit im front of y'all's friends

Q = Quality Time, what do they like to do for quality time with their s/o?

essentially parallel play 😭 you two don't have to be talking or doing the same thing, as long as you're in the same space he's happy :))

R = Reunion, how do they react after being apart from their s/o? How do they cope when they’re away?

HE HATES IT AND THEN ACTS ALL TOUGH GUY ABOUT IT 🙄🙄 he'll text you pictures of things he sees on the road or bring you snacks on the way home, tell him you missed him and watch his face get all pink it's adorable

S = Sad, how do they cheer their s/o up when they are feeling down? How do they like to be cheered up?

honestly just tell him what you need. space? he's outta your way, just come find him when you need him. physical comfort? he's holding you the whole rest of the night and rubbing circles on your back when you cry into his chest. wanna talk? he's great at listening, especially on the porch over a cig

T = Thrill, do they need to try out new things to spice up your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine? 

unless you have something in mind, you're one of the only peaceful things Tim has in his life, and he so desperately needs it to stay that way.

U = Understanding, how well do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

usually very !! as long as you're treating him with respect, you'll get it right back at you. he knows that just existing is hard enough as is, he's not looking to stress you out any more.

V = Value, how important is the relationship to them? What is its worth in comparison to other things in their life?

you mean the world to him !!! deeply madly truly he would do anything for you. you've brought back the light in his life and he hates thinking of what it'd be like if you left.

W = Wild Card, a random relationship headcanon

iiii can't think of anything with the reader, but i can tell you for a FACT him and brian used to mess around in college together

X = Explicit, a NSFW headcanon

he's so embarrassed but he so wants you to take control of him. it'll take a lot of trust, but when you get there?? you could have him however you want him

Y = Your Name, if they did get married to their s/o, who would take whose last name?

i think he'd prefer to have you two share his last name just because it's something he's always dreamed about- but tbh if your last name is just straight up cooler he's down to go either way

Z = Zz, how do they like to sleep with their partner? What time do they like to go to sleep/wake up, ideally?

he's GOTTA be holding you. sometimes he doesn't even fall asleep holding you, but when the two of you wake up he's hot a grip on you. he feels awful if he has to leave in the middle of the night for work or do overnight trips- tries to leave a little note on the nightstand about where he's going and a lil 'Love you'

[taradactylus]

Been off from tumblr a bit but I just wanna share my general thoughts about TSAMS, especially today's episode...

‼️Quick warning for suicide and self harm mention‼️

I feel betrayed. I legit cried. Out of embarassment, betrayal, and pure but well-reserved anger.

I'm not going to be quiet about how to show handled Sun's problem. Not one fucking media type ever dares to normally bring up suicidal problems, the people who suffer from this, the amount of kids and adults who DIE from such thoughts. This isn't about the overly edgy teenagers who want to normalize cutting yourself is okey and cool. This is about the people who suffered for months and years with such conditions while the world made fun of them or ignored their calls for help. Ignored the signs.

USA doesn't have much of a public transport where the show is going on. But here we do. And a lot of trains are late every day. Late for hours because of "mechanical issues". 8 out of 10 times the mechanical issue is a local kid who jumped front of the train. A teenager fed up with life. An adult who lost their way. An ederly too impatient for death.

I have waited months. Months. To see how Sun deals with it. A character I fell in love with not in a romantic sense, a character who shared way too many of my own problems from hallucinations from abuse till betrayal. A character who was pushed and pulled their entire life around people who slapped you then said they love you. I wanted to see how he heals out from it.

The signs were there. Everywhere. Sun said it out loud once that he at least fantasized about death. EVEN OLD MOON KNEW ABOUT THIS! He literally told New Moon Sun would be capable of doing it.

So why... why through Miku, the character used as the "weird fandom girl" symbol do they bring up such a delicate topic? A topic that is not delicate because you have to tip toe around the people who live with self destructive thoughts day and night, but delicate because it matters to be properly heard out AND NO ONE LISTENS!

Not one fucking media listens. A lot of us out there rely on fandoms. Stories we can escape to because the world never listens. And call me a self-projector all you want dear creators or whoever writes the story, but you either just pulled the cheapest and most dumbest way to close off a story line with solving Sun's problems off-screen, or you just legit don't give a fuck about people who "self-projected".

Honestly, what if I did? What if in a sense, I saw myself in Sun? A Sunshine of a character ruined and changed by the things that happened to him. Am I not allowed to relate to him? Am I an annoying "fan-girl" for caring about how he heals because I myself have no idea how to do it either? Or am I like Miku for hoping someone calls out on his behaviour because that's something I've wanted my entire life and never got?

And here I am, still somehow hoping Sun is lying. That he is in denial. That there is more to what was shown... but honestly? How long should I wait and hope while the character I started to like is now becoming a bit too toxic?

And with all due respect, I'm taking this episode personally. The creators watch the fandom. Probably have their secret accounts to see what the people theorize. And if Sun is not lying, and suicide is an annoying topic and we are self-projecting too much onto Sun, with all due respect, dear creators... grow the fuck up and educate yourself.

I don't need the world to pity my ass for having self-harming habits, wishing to die and even attempted suicide before (I'm getting my ass to therapy in the meantime so do not worry about me), but all I want from content creators to fucking educate themselfes before bringing up such topics. TO CARE A BIT MAYBE?!

I have survived my worst times, but not everyone does (it's not about who is weaker or stronger, only utter guilt held me back, without that I'd be long gone), andI want for those who has no help feel like they're heard and seen. Cause literally that's all itt takes sometimes to maybe save someone's life.

So yeah. I'm utterly disappointed in this episode. Not because I want the world to know that I'm suicidal and everyone should tip toe around me and "omg pls give me attention" ect ect ect...

Im disappointed because I had hopes for TSAMS to maybe, maybe be an example and bring this topic up normally for a change. But well... here goes my hope for an educational approach of suicide and self harm in a popular show.

[jupiterisaroace]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

(Tried finding an Uliana GIF but all that’s showing up is Morgie so you get a mischievous Morgie ;-;)

ALMOST TIME FOR @brokenmilkcrates TO COME BACK FROM THE DEAD…ARE YOU READY? :3

[bubblebaththoughts]

GORL dbf!joel fucking reader while she's doing the dishes amd her dad is in the other room 😵‍💫😵‍💫

ooh.. yall are something different.. i love itt!

She could hear the football game playing in the other room, her father and his "bestfriend", Joel were in there, though they were quiet in this moment.

Joel was new, him and her father became close in about a span of two months, she had met him before, and now here he was, intruding on their "father-daughter" time.

Not that Y/n was jealous, she was happy her father had a friend he liked so much.

She just wasn't aware he would be showing up tonight.

But of course, he did, with a six pack and a bottle of whiskey.

Y/n felt tired so she was cleaning up the mess she made while making dinner before she headed home, not wanting to leave the mess to her father.

She didn't hear him walk up behind her to throw his empty bottle away, nor did she hear him when he was barely a foot away from her.

"What are you doin'?" He asked as he stepped closer

She didn't direct acknowledge him, just said "dishes."

His hand suddenly landed on her hip, causing her to hesitate on her task at hand becore continuing. "You need any help?" He asked, she could smell the alcohol on his breath

"No. Joel, you're drunk, you should go sit down." She directed, pointing back towards the general direction of the living room.

His hand began moving up and down, caressing her waist down to her butt. "I'm not drunk, baby." He almost laughed "Maybe a little buzzed."

Finally she looked at him, "What do you want?"

One side of his mouth turned up, "You want me to answer that honestly?" He asked, letting his hand squeeze at her hip

The more eye contact they made, the more he squeezed her hip. It all started to work at one thing.

Her breathing faltered and she felt herself involuntarily clenching around nothing.

Everything began to be too much all at once.

He leaned closer "I wanna make you like me." He added a little kiss to her neck "I wanna have you excited to see me."

As he kissed on her neck he felt her gulp."You excited to see me baby?"

She didn't answer, her breathing too out of control for her to take a second to speak.

"You want me to check? Is that it?" He asked, by now his hand was toying with the button of her jeans.

His head tilted to the side when she didn't answer, looking like a puppy. "What do ya want, baby?"

She slightly nodded, giving him all the confirmation he needed.

His hand dipped low, feeling around, making everything that much worse for her.

"How come you never told me you liked me this much?" He asked, his mouth was so close to her ear "Lemme try somethin' else."

Suddenly her jeans were being ripped down and Joel was on his knees behind her.

"Oh my god." He breathed in awe "Look at this ass." He said as he squeezed at it

"What about dad?" She asked, stopping his actions

"Shh, listen, baby." He said

She could now here the snores coming from the other room.

Before she could say anything Joel was pulling her panties down with a wide smile.

"Would ya look at that." He almost scoffed as his fingers glided over the slick skin

He wasn't exactly doing anything, which just made her more frustrated.

But then, as if he could read her mind, his tongue latched on to her.

Her hands gripped the edge of the counter, she wasn't sure what to do.

Soon enough he felt the muscles in her thighs tense, her knees tried to close together, and she began clenching around his tongue as much as she could.

"Joel- I think- I." She cut herself off when he pushed a finger in, his tongue working her clit now

No one's ever came close to be doing what he was doing to her. But now he was, and she was cumming.

As soon as she did he pulled away, leaving her finger to stimulate her clit as he rested his chin on her ass, looking up at the way her shoulder blades were pushed together, and how her head fell forward with her hair all over the place.

As she recovered, he rose to his feet once again. "Come 'ere, honey."

He saw the way her nose scrunched at the petname as she took her jeans off completely. "What? You don't like honey?"

He once again had her up against the counter, only this time they were facing eachother. "Come on, get up there."

With his help, she was now sitting, with nothing to cover her, on the counter. Luckily, she had already wiped this one down.

"You been teasin' me ever since I met you." He began as he unbuckled his belt. "So I want you to remember this the next time you try that."

Suddenly, she was pulled forward, onto his bare, throbbing cock. She gasped, loudly, but his hand now covered her mouth, and he whispered "Stay quiet now, wouldn't want to give your dear old dad a heart attack if he woke up, huh?"

He then let his hand slide down, holding her jaw and neck and pulled slightly back out, before slamming back in.

He legs wrapped around his waist leaving him not much room to go anywhere, so he held on to her knees as he began deeply thrusting into her.

"Fuck, you're just suckin' me right back in aren't ya?" He almost laughed as his thumb caressed her bottom lip, his other hand was rubbing her clit, stimulating her inside and out. But he stopped, grabbing one of her hands to do it.

"Show me how you cum on cock, baby." He said as his thrusting began pounding deeply into her

He could feel himself almost tightening, and she could see the veins in his neck bulge out.

"Fuck Joel. I'm there, please don't stop."

As she said that he felt himself beginning to cum "Mm, cum for me again." He grunted

The feeling of him spill into her pushed her over the edge, and now she was coming too.

He pulled out once he had realized what he had done. "Damn it, I'm sorry. I'll uh- I'll get you plan b or somethin'."

"Don't worry about it." She said, though she was still out of breath, she hopped down from the counter. "I'm on birth control."

They cleaned themselves up and slipped their clothes back on.

"Is this a one time thing?" Joel asked, once they were decent

"Depends." She shrugged, and with that she began to leave, heading towards the door.

Leaving him at a utter loss for words. The door shutting made him almost flinch.

He sighed, not sure if what happened was a good or bad thing.

hi!! hope you enjoyed!

xx, maryah.

[jimxnslight]

next part of fools gold pleaseeeee i love itt.

Um you can totally ignore this and im really sorry if this is rude but um you should totally include more of oc being a badass and then when someone else comes along goes back to being ditzy and soft, i think people want to see more of that cuz it such an interesting take on a character because she has two different personalities and its totally crazy. Like you can have her try to kill jungkook again with force this time and then someone comes in the room and she hides the knife behind her back (that has blood on it. His and hers) and sweetly asks them about their day. I personally want to see her try to kill jungkook a bunch of times and then like the fifth time she realizes hes just as crazy as she her maybe even more abd kinda feels her heart swoon but pushes it deep deep down. Jungkook would be comepletely unfazed by the murder attempts and just go on with his day except for the entertainment and amusement he would get through out the day bcuz his tiny ditzy wife is trying to kill him and then at maybe an important event she would try to kill him and he'd get angry and show her some casual dominance and tell her to shape up cuz there are dangerous and important people there and she would listen yk cuz of the threats.

Btw ik he has dirt on her and is bkackmailing her to be a good wife but she can carry out the murder attempts in secret but he could 100% know whats going on but finds it super funny and just lets her do her thing.

But honey you do a great job alr and im not telling you how to write your story its just some ideas and im sorry if it offends you but i think you are amazing.

OMGG I don’t wanna spoil anything but there’s one scene that you described that I have planned for chapter 4. Not gonna say which one to keep at least some suspense but omggg you described it almost exactly lmaoo 😭

Ahh don’t worry you haven’t offended me at all! I guess I should mention that I’m very open to (respectful) recomendations and opinions as long as everyone keeps in mind that I’m not obligated to write the story the way they want. But aside from that I’m very interested in hearing what you guys think of the story so far, so don’t be hesitant or anything!

I don’t think I can say much in regards to the way oc will be without spoiling stuff, but I hope you guys will enjoy what I have planned. And tysm for the kind words 🥺

Anyways random little update: this ask motivated me to write 4.5k words in one sitting (yes my brain is currently fried), which means 8k words down and just 2 more scenes to go 🙏

[3416]

Listening to good luck babe! by Chapelle Roan and can't get this brain rot several years in the future 1634 AU out of my head because it's just SO Mitch coded. I've never understood why all the fanfics have Mitch as this super out there confident gay when he's arguably the most jock like good Canadian boy that wakes up decades later and realizes oh shittt.... meanwhile Auston confident bi king has been seeing dudes on the DL for years and like lol. Lmao even get back to me when you get over yourself and realize this isn't ever going to go away idiot... good luck babe!!

i really need to get into chapelle roan... loved everything i've seen and heard, i'm just not in a music headspace rn, idk but LOVE THIS. YOU GET ITT TT T T T TTTTT

i try to cut fic characterization some slack bc we all see them differently obv, and if i put myself in the shoes of some of these writers, esp back when auston and mitch were rookies... they prob DID look different than they do now with a more fully formed picture year after year. auston more the calm/quiet/repressed one and mitch the flamboyant rookie who latched himself onto 4983242 men and was open and happy w his emotions before he kinda got smothered by the hate and media..., so i get where the initial thoughts come from but. you are absolutely RIGHT that where they actually stand as people in an rpf canon space imo is like......... mitch is heavily like Just Bros ! Just Dude Things ! Wanna spend my life around my Guys and it's where I'm happiest and most myself ! while going and following the conventional path of marrying your longtime teenage sweetheart with 2.5 kids (ok just zeus for now) in the suburbs of your hometown. auston's certainly come into his own in a lot of ways externally, which i love to interpret that as internally too... figured out what he likes and doesn't... knows himself pretty well. splits time between his fancy condo townhouse in toronto where he calls home now but ALSO in his massive ass summer mansion in arizona. best of both worlds in lots of ways.

[hxzxrdous]

Hey

So I made something really cool

Read this lyrics while listening to Making Love Out of Nothing at All by Air Supply

I know just how to whisPew 😔

And I know just how to cr'a'y 😔

I know just where to find the answersss

And I know just how to liEE

I know just how to faeke it

And I know just how to scheeeme 😔

I know just when to face the truthhh 😔

And then I know just when to dreeaaam 😔

And I know just where to touch youUUu 😔

And I know just WAT to proveE

I know when to pull you closerRR

AND I KNOW WHEN TO LET YOU LOOSE

AND I KNOW THE NIGHT IS FAEDING

AND I KNOW THE TIME'S GONNA FLAAY

AND I'M NEVER GONNA TELL YOU EVERYTHING I GOTTA TELL YOU

BUT I KNOW I GOTTA GIVE IT A TRY 🗣

AND I KNOW THE ROADS TO RICHESSSS

AND I KNOW THE WAYS TO FA'E'MEEE

I KNOW ALL THE RULES AND THEN I KNOW HOW TO BREAK EMM 🗣

AND I ALWAYS KNOW THE NAME OF THE GAME

But I don't know how to leave youuu 😔

And I'll never let you fallll

...

And I don't know how you do I(t)😔

Maaaking loooove oooout of noothing at aaall

(Makin love 🗣 )

Out of nothing at all

(Makin loveee🗣)

Out of nothing at all

(Makin looveee🗣)

...

Out of nothing at all

(Makin loveee🗣)

Out of nothing at all

(Makin love 🗣 )

Out of nothing at all

(Makin loveee🗣)

'ADAF' nothing at all

DRUMSSSSSs

EVERY TIME I SEE YOU ALL THE RAAYS OF THE SUUN ARE ALL STREAMING THROUGH THE WAVES IN YOUR HEIRRRR 🗣

AND EVERY STAR IN THE SKY IS TAKING AIM AT YOUR EYESS LIKE A SPOOOTLAIGHT 🗣🗣

THE BEITING OF MY HEART IS A DRUM AND IT'S LOSTTT

AND IT'S LOOKING FOR A RHYTHM LIKE YOUUUU

YOU CAN TAKE THE DARKNESS FROM THE PIT OF THE NAIGHTTT

AND TURN IT TO A BEACONN BURNING ENDLESSLY BRIGHTTT

I'VE GOTTA FOLLOW IT 🗣

'CAUSE EVERYTHING I KNOW🗣

WELL, IT'S NOTHING 🗣 'TIL I GIVE IT TO YOUU 🗣🗣🗣 !!!!

(Sick asf instrumentals)

I CAN MAKEEE THE RUNNER STUMBLEEE

I CAN MAKEE THE FINAAL BLOCKKK

AND I CAN MAKE EVERY TACKLE AT THE SOUND OF THE WHISTLE

I CAN MAKE ALL THE STADIUMS ROCK

I CAN MAKE TONIGHT FOREVEER

OR I CAN MAKE IT DISAPPEAR BY THE DAWNN

AND I CAN MAKE YOU EVERY PROMISE THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE

AND I CAN MAKE ALL YOUR DEMONS BE GONE 🗣

BUT I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE ITT WITHOUT. YOU.

DO YOU REALLY WANNA SEE ME CRawl...

And I'm never gonna make it like you doo... 😔

Making loveeee out of nothing at allll

(Making love)

Out of nothing at all

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Out of nothing at all

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Out of nothing at all

(Making love)

Out of nothing at all

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Out of nothing at 🫠 all 🫠

(making love)

LOVEEEE

OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL (MAKIN LOVE)

bum bum

OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL (MAKIN LOVE)

bum bum

OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL (MAKIN LOVE)

bum bum

LOVEEEEE

OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL (MAKIN LOVE)

bum bum LOVE

OUT OF NOTHING AT AAAALL (MAKIN LOVE)

bum bum LOVE

OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL (MAKIN LOVE)

bum bum LOVE

LOVEEEEE LOVEE

OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL (MAKIN LOVE)

bum bum LOVE

OUT OF NOTHING AT AAAALL (MAKIN LOVE)

bum bum LOVE

OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL (MAKIN LOVEEEEEEE LOVEEE LOVEEEE)

bum bum

OUT OF NOTHING AT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

makin love makin love makin love

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

MAKIN LOVE

LOVEEEEE

OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL

MAKIN LOVE

OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL

MAKING LOVE

OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL

MAKING LOVE LOVEE LOVEEEEEE

DRUMSDRUMSDRUMS

(On FIYA)

MAKIN LOVE AAH AAH MAKIN LOVE AAH Ahh ah makin lovee aah ahh makin love ma...

[l1v1n-f0r-th3-m1nut3]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T BREATHE WHAT IS THIS SPOTIFY ?!??

i wanna believe it’s not real but i know @drummers-hit-itt-harder would listen to this

[enmi-land]

HELLO DIDIIII Sooooo I made the btbt cover andddd here it issss

BTBT-MILA X NI-KI

btwww If you listen to it and wonder why Ni-ki's voice is more highpitched than usual it's because the ai model i used is old and therefore it is more high pitched buttt anyways i hope you like itt mwah🤭💓💓

(i was going to do a cc lyrics buttt it took way to long and i couldn't do it :'( and i even made the layouts and everything if you wanna see them then here they are 🥹)

and I'll send in another asl showing you the new posters i made for wonyoung and le sserafim cause they're literally so mila coded😭😭😭

love you

-mina💌

WAAAAAIT OMG HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS IN MY INBOX 😭😭😭 IM SO SORRY BB FOR NOT RELAISING YOU SENT IT ALREADY BUT AHHH IM SHAKING IN EXCITEMENT CANT WAIT TO SEE IT AKSJKSJSOSND IMMA SHUT UP AND OISTJE 🩷🩷🩷 but omggg thank you sm for the effort that you put into this ☹️☹️🩷🩷 don’t worry I’m sure it’s perfect!! the thought is what counts!! but ahhh excuse me for a second while I enjoy this masterpiece you’vee created!! 🤭🤭 BUT ALSO eagerly waiting your other aks with ur poster bc ik they gonna be good good 😍😍

[candyn-gutz]

hi. a song for u

also. do u have a switch. and/or mario kart. bc i constantly want to play mario kart with people but no one has it </3

WAAAAH TY!! i'm omw to listen to it after i post this. skdnsbd

and i do! but i don't have mario cart :[ and u need the online subscription thingy to be able to play with friends right? i really wanna but . wah. why are they so expensive i dont get itt.

[goremet-chef]

try not to be mentally ill challenge literally impossible okay right theres the thing??? (ramble? not really a vent im not feelin bad SKJFS maybe rant is better)

its like a "damned if i do, damned if i dont" situation. if i dont say anything i suffer in silence and it eats away at me until i forget or i feel better, and if i say something then it just makes it WORSE. i do not know how to. cope with this KSJDFS

like i know damn well communication is key, but all the times ive communicated about this sort of thing, it just.. people see me a certain way. they see me as broken, depressed, traumatized, MENTALLY ILL. its so. fucking annoying its like this pity i hate it because i dont need to be pitied

i remember _ used to say that about me, the thing about bpd is for a lot of borderlines, yr symptoms are worse when yr in a relationship, and that was the case for me, i was like. MISERABLE i was crying every day and trying desperately to get any sorta love from him (that wasnt just on me tho, he was so shitty fr) and he used to be like.. wow, you really are just broken and it? ?? my brain at the time would mistake that weird half assed pity for genuine affection cuz he basically kept me tied to him but ? he wouldnt date me or show me affection often unless he wanted to like. do e-rp (which is why i hate that shit so much now SFKJF sad i used to love roleplaying) but he didnt want me to date anyone either like i HAD an option. not a very good one but still and i asked assuming he didnt care about me and the answer would be yes, but no he said he wasnt comfortable with me dating someone else. so HE could date whoever he wanted cuz he wasnt gonna date me, but i couldnt. i told him at the time how unfair that was and he was just like "i know..." like he couldnt give me a solid answer why it was hell cuz he was my FP so i had to listen to him in my head. its so. GUHH he sucked ass im so glad i barely think of him anymore

its just like. you try and share hey im gonna be vulnerable rn and let you know that im in some sort of mental distress and i wanna communicate that, but

people dont get it!!! because when it comes to bpd theres no.. theres not really valid reason!! like in MY head there is, but not to anyone else. so for everyone there isnt even a reason for me to bring it up and that just make me look even more crazy its. I HATE ITT no one understands unless theyre borderline too its so. frustrating man

i dont want people to see me like that, i hate it so much id rather just never tell when somethings bothering me cuz eventually ill get over it until it rears its head again yknow? its wack asf

[tieria-erde]

tagged by nika @pianofish ty!!! :3

last song i listened to:

im being honest it was summer buzz by nika...! go listenn please their music is always so beautiful. i wanna do a cover of this song sometime soon... (probably not acapella this time bc i like the percussion too much) i have vague ideas for an mv that i am not sure i have the skill to execute but i wanna try anyway. i need to lay down some thumbnails but i see it in my brain it's similar in style to iyowa's imawanokiwa mv

alsoo this wasnt the question but im recommending this vocaduo song because its really pretty and i like it a lot

currently watching:

i watched spirited away for the first time this past week it was soo lovely...! a while back i went on a mall date with a friend and i bought a cute spirited away button down just because it was purple and i said to myself "well i haven't watched spirited away but if i watch it and like it that'll justify the purchase right?" and then forgot to watch it... but now i have, and i liked it, so i can wear that shirt without a heavy conscience 👍

currently reading:

not really "current" but i recently read the storytelling animal by jonathan gottschall for one of my classes next semester and i liked it! some parts i found irritating but it was still a fun read to pick apart. ive also been meaning to get back to reading the insomniacs after school manga... the anime was so so so wonderful but the only scanlation i've found for the manga doesn't look all that high quality ;w; i still wanna read it though

oh also JUST last week finished rereading heir's game by suspu, beautiful beautiful comic. andd last month i reread when the day comes by omyo which is my favorite webtoon of alllll time ever. sorry for being a webtoon guy i promise i do it with a distinct theme-understanding air 💜

current obsession:

i have been working for like a month on english translyrics for eimin no susume by narumiya. this isnt my first attempt at writing translyrics (i have tried so many times to write translyrics for itte by yorushika but i think that song's just impossible to translate well in general) but it is the first time ive gotten anywhere close to finishing them... im not as mindblowingly depressed as i was a few weeks ago so im not actually sure i'll still want to cover the song by the time i finish these lyrics but i wanna see it through to the end! and its a fun song to sing anyhow (speaking of covers ive been sitting on this 90% complete cover for a while that i just need to finish recording harmonies on..... maybe i'll go do that after i post this)

also my mom made egg tarts yesterday and they are so awesome and tasty. obsessed with those for sure as well

this isn't really an obsession but i also want to mention i started gnosia a week or so ago at the recommendation of a friend, i kind of got off on a rocky start with it because it wasn't what i was expecting (i am a diehard fan of hidden role games but the singleplayer gameplay just does not scratch that same itch for me) but once i got past that i really started liking it...! i haven't played in a few days but i wanna get back to it

tag 9 people:

umm i dont know that many people ^_^ do it if u wanna do it! no pressure @larnax @vivi-mire @neildylandy @thebeggarlover @ptolemaiios @sunnymatsu

[egorax]

This is my review of 100 gecs discography including their respective solo and side projects, which means that this list will include the following discographies:

CAKE POP (Dylan Brady side project)

Dylan Brady (member of 100 gecs)

Laura Les (member of 100 gecs)

osno1 (an alias for Laura Les)

100 gecs

This is also a very diverse discography, including studio albums, remix albums, live shows, DJ sets, and what are commonly referred to as The Minecraft Shows, which were digital concerts that were hosted in Minecraft due to Dylan and Laura living in different states at the time, money constraints, and quarantine, but I will be referring to them as the Digital Shows as some of the shows weren’t actually hosted in Minecraft, but they were all held in some way digitally. I will label what each release is with the following indicators:

[S] - studio album

[R] - remix album

[L] - live show

[DJ] - DJ set

[DS] - digital show/Minecraft show

I will be laying thing out like this:

Year - Album title - artist name [I] 6/10

1 - Song 1 1/10 \\note about the song

2 - Song 2 7/10 \\note about the song \\dog

3 - Song 3 6/10 \\note about the song

Album description/explanation of review

2013 - tape 1 - this town makes me sick sometimes - Laura Les [S] 5/10

1 - friends drive by 4/10 \\I was overall uncomfortable while listening

2 - i wanna try cocaine 5/10 \\this would probably get a better rating if it weren’t so amplified

3 - cheif keef cant breathe 4/10 \\no comment, it’s just loud

4 - i just wanna go home 5/10 \\it’s cool I guess

5 - random act of violence 5/10 \\there’s just so much noise

This is a very bizarre EP, it was deleted almost immediately after it was released and I can see why, I don’t think it’s really meant to be listened to, I think it was more of a personal thing, because the version that was released is extremely over amplified to the point it’s hard to even understand, but from what I could make out it sounded more like Laura was just venting and getting stuff out of her head than anything else.

Something to note is that while it was released in 2017, it was recorded "some time in 2013".

2014 - APPROPRIATE - Dylan Brady & Death Grips [R] 7/10

1 - BURN THROUGH IT (Lil Boy) 7/10

2 - PIRATE (Anne Bonny) 8/10

3 - ON MY WAY (TWO HEAVENS) 7/10

4 - BOUNCIN (Stockton) 7/10

5 - FUCK WHOS WATCHING (Whatever I Want) 7/10 \\it’s only 56 seconds

6 - FEELING IT (Takyon) 6/10

7 - TRAMP (You Might Think He Loves You) 6/10 \\strangely calm and chaotic at the same time

8 - FEEL ME NOW (Black Dice) 6/10

9 - ICE GRIPS (Artificial Death) 6/10

10 - I'VE GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY (Lock Your Doors) 6/10

This whole album is just Death Grips remixes, it’s honestly kind of interesting when you listen to something for the first time and you already know all the words, it’s interesting

2014 - Zero Halliburton - Dylan Brady [S] 5/10

1 - Zero Halliburton 6/10 \\I love the Daft Punk sample in this song

2 - Fizzy Lifting Drinks (Interlude) 4/10

3 - Box Car // Jug Of Wine 5/10

4 - Mountain & Beach 5/10

5 - Knives 5/10

6 - Pyrotechnics 5/10

7 - Give Me Back My Phone 6/10

8 - Fedex 8/10

9 - Ice Grass 5/10

10 - Yoda 4/10

11 - Sam Rothstein 5/10

12 - You Were Crying (Bonus) 5/10

13 - Look How Far We’ve Come (Bonus) 8/10

The instrumentals on this album are alright but the’re nothing in comparison to APPROPRIATE

2015 - Iff Itt Mmakkesss U Happyyyyy - osno1 [S] 4/10

1 - Iff Itt Mmakkesss U Happyyyyy 4/10 \\this was deleted

It is just weird ambience and slowed down audio of Laura saying “if it makes you happy.”

2015 - Better Get Sharper; Better Change Yr Name - osno1 [S] 4/10

1 - Better Get Sharper; Better Change Yr Name 4/10 \\this is 25 minutes long

Like tape 1, this was also deleted soon after it’s release, but unlike tape 1, there is only 1 song and it’s 25 minutes long, this also seems to be Laura’s first time going as osno1. This single is just as noisy and amplified as tape 1 and it is pretty hard to sit through, it feels a lot slower than tape 1 though. It seems that certain parts distort over time and eventually fade out as the same vocals loop over and over again throughout the song… it’s very unnerving. The end has a very weird, loud guitar.

2015 - All I Ever Wanted - Dylan Brady [S] 5/10

1 - Piano Prelude 5/10 \\this song makes me laugh because it sounds so dumb

2 - Let Go / Enemies feat. Nok from The Future & Night Lovell 7/10 \\the drums that start about halfway through the song are really good

3 - Little Bando 5/10

4 - 314 feat. Night Lovell 5/10

5 - Trailing Some New Kill feat. Ravenna Golden & Kevin Abstract 5/10

6 - All I Ever Wanted 4/10

7 - Yee feat. Nok From The Future 4/10 \\the bass is good

8 - U>Them feat. Ketema 4/10

9 - Gold Teeth 6/10 \\I often wonder who the kid in the intro to this song is and how he’s doing now

10 - Unknown Caller PT. 2 feat. Saputo 5/10

11 - Finale (Marvin Gaye Cover) 6/10

My rating will likely be somewhat biased as this is a hip hop-esque album, and I’m personally not a huge fan of hip hop. This album just feels empty, it’s alright but I don’t really get anything out of most of it.

2015 - fuck art #1 [sorry grandpa, im gonna wear a dress if i want to] - osno1 [S] 7/10

1 - fuck art #1 [sorry grandpa, im gonna wear a dress if i want to] 7/10 \\this song is so chaotic and I love it \\dog

There is a dog barking sound in this song, which is somewhat significant since at some point after 100 gecs was released Laura and Dylan said that they would put a dog bark in at least one song from every album, at the time of this songs release none of this had been said yet but from now on I’m going to be mentioning a dog bark in the notes of the songs if I hear one.

This song seems to be a bunch of songs by other artists mixed together and sped up.

2015 - Cake Pop - CAKE POP [S] 7/10

1 - Birthday Party (ft. Dylan Brady) 7/10

2 - Midnight Boys (ft. Dylan Brady & Adam Newcomer) 7/10

3 - I Love Cheeseburgers, Apples Pies 7/10

4 - Poison (ft. Lewis Grant) 6/10

5 - Do You Think I'm Mean? (ft. Dylan Brady, Robel Ketema & Night Lovell) 6/10

6 - 757 Remix (ft. Calvin Lewis, The Kid Devo, Robel Ketema & Dylan Brady) [Bonus] 6/10 \\this song is in no way related to the song 757 by 100 gecs released 2023, this is a remix of another song with the same name

7 - Do You Think I'm Mean? (Five Star Hotel Remix) (ft. Dylan Brady, Robel Ketema & Night Lovell) [Bonus] 7/10 \\I love when one song is significantly louder than every other song on an album

It seems that around 2015 is when both Dylan and Laura really started refining their skills.

2016 - Sticky Fingers - CAKE POP [S] 6/10

1 - Sticky Fingers feat. Lewis Grant, Dylan Brady & osno1 6/10 \\this is the oldest song I can think of that features both Dylan and Laura, which leads me to believe that this is the collaboration that helped inspire them to make 100 gecs

2016 - No Sleep Nun Days Coming Soon - osno1 [S] 1/10

1 - No Sleep Nun Days Coming Soon 1/10 \\My ears hurt :(

this song is indescribably loud, I actually had to lower the volume so that I could tolerate it

2016 - 100 gecs - 100 gecs [S] 9/10

1 - dog food 8/10

2 - gum 9/10 \\dog

3 - bloodstains 10/10 \\this is legitimately one of my all time favorite songs

4 - fuck teeth 10/10 \\this is the song that got me into 100 gecs \\dog

5 - 25 bands and a geccco 8/10 \\dog

2016 - Choker - Dylan Brady [S] 5/10

1 - Lbvs 5/10

2 - Coming Down 5/10

3 - Seattle 5/10

4 - Marlboro Man 6/10

5 - Go Away 5/10

6 - Will You Look for Me When You Need Someone 5/10

My opinions on this album are very neutral

2016 - hello kitty skates to the fuckin CEMETARY - osno1 [S] 6/10

1 - ditch a body in the laundry (feat. Dylan Brady) 8/10

2 - gone with a knife; given all wrong 6/10

3 - nothing just hangin out 6/10

4 - cemetary 4 6/10

5 - there are a lot of things wrong but i dont hate the world only myself maybe 5/10

With the exception of ditch a body in the laundry, the songs on this album aren’t very good on their own, but it’s good as one piece

2017 - dead serious and out of options - osno1 [S] 5/10

1 - dead serious and out of options 5/10 \\dog

The song is goofy

2017 - Dog Show - Dylan Brady [S] 7/10

1 - Lately 7/10

2 - Hit Me 8/10

3 - 127 Hrs in Bed 7/10

4 - Cum Stains 6/10

5 - My First Time 6/10 \\S O M U C H B A S S

I like it but it would like it more if it weren’t so loud

2017 - sticky glue+ - osno1 [S] 7/10

1 - sticky glue+ 7/10 \\according to Laura Les, this song was made in 1 hour \\dog

Laura is just talking about sticky stuff

2017 - i just dont wanna name it anything with "beach" in the title - osno1 [S] 8/10

1 - how to dress as human 7/10

2 - dumb pics 8/10 \\dog

3 - darkest part of day 8/10 \\dog

4 - creep 4 yr bones 10/10 \\dog

This is honestly just a really good EP, it shows major improvement from Laura’s other works.

2017 - A Conversation I Overheard - osno1 [S] 8/10

1 - A Conversation I Overheard 8/10

In this song Laura takes a more rock-esque approach to her music, this song seems to be about her struggles with an eating disorder

2017 - Date Night ❤ - Dylan Brady [S] 6/10

1 - ​date night !! 💎🎀 6/10 \\who puts emojis in their song titles

2 - i hope its ok !! (dinner w my parents) 6/10

3 - ​u can find me here 💙 6/10

4 - will u go 2 the dance w me 6/10

It’s alright but not my favorite

2017 - LETHAL POISON FOR THE SYSTEM - 99jakes, Black Dresses & osno1 [S] 7/10

2 - Paper Planes (osno1 "i Want The Laugh Cry Emoji On My Tombstone" remix) 7/10 \\dog

This is the most annoying remix on the EP and of course Laura did it, it’s like a bomb is going off in my head and honestly I enjoy it.

2017 - laura les drops HEAVY BIRTHDAY BASS - Laura Les [DS] 7/10

1 - dog food (osno1 puppy chow remix) 8/10 \\dog

2 - paper planes (osno1 lethal poison remix) 7/10 \\dog

3 - barbie girl (osno1 punching a hole in the wall remix) 2/10 \\it is a crime to make me listen to any form of this song

4 - how to dress as human (LOUDMIX) 7/10

5 - dumb pics (LOUDMIX) 8/10 \\dog

6 - X (osno1 21 pound timbs flip) 7/10

7 - GONE (osno1 heavy halloween remix) 6/10 \\dog

8 - i miss you (osno1 psalms 6:6 remix) 6/10

9 - bloodstains (osno1 victory lap remix) 8/10 \\dog

10 - magnolia (osno1 lazy kitty flip) 6/10

11 - SAUSAGE (osno1 RIP vine remix) 7/10

12 - peanut butter jelly time (osno1 mumblecore remix) 6/10

13 - ss2 7.5/10

14 - i fucking hate being 17 7/10

15 - BEAUTIFUL GIRLS (osno1 BUCKwild nxc RMX) 6/10 \\dog

16 - monster 7/10

17 - teenagers (osno1 sad prom will never end remix) 7/10 \\dog

While there were a few people watching live, most viewers saw the show digitally

2018 - Remixes 2017 - osno1 [R] 7/10

1 - london bridge (osno1 remix) 9/10

2 - we r who we r (osno1 remix) 7/10

3 - barbie girl (osno1 punching a hole in the wall remix) 2/10

4 - i miss you (osno1 psalms 6:6 remix) 7/10

5 - when love hurts (osno1 remix) 6/10

6 - beautiful girls (osno1 big fuck remix) 6/10 \\dog

7 - 100 gecs - bloodstains (osno1 victory lap remix) 8/10 \\dog

8 - X (osno1 21 pound timbs flip) 7/10

9 - BLNTSMK - GONE (osno1 heavy halloween remix) 5/10 \\dog

10 - Lil West - Bit My Tongue (osno1 VIP flip) 7/10 \\Laura actually produced this song, which allowed her to have more resources when making a remix \\dog

11 - magnolia (osno1 lazy kitty flip) 6/10

12 - peanut butter jelly time (osno1 mumblecore remix) 6/10

13 - SAUSAGE (osno1 RIP vine remix) 7/10

14 - 100 gecs - dog food (osno1 puppy chow remix) 10/10 \\dog

15 - mr brightside (osno1 remix) 7/10

16 - scars (osno1 SUPER LAZY remix) 6/10 \\this HAS to be satire, it can’t not be satire, I wont except it

17 - Bloom - VISION (osno1 raving and loving remix) 6/10 \\dog

18 - teenagers (osno1 sad prom will never die remix) 7/10 \\dog

Most of the songs are just sped up and sound effects are added.

2018 - Big Summer Jams 2018 - Laura Les [S] 7/10

1 - pirate (feat. Lil West and Lewis Grant) 8/10 \\honestly pretty good for rap

2 - feels good (feat. Dylan Brady and Laura Les) 7/10 \\dog

3 - hell yeah brother (feat. Lil West, Lewis Grant, and Girls Rituals) 7/10

4 - being on yr own (feat. Calvin, lil mai, and SYBYR) 6/10

5 - the river (feat. scum, Yung Skrrt, and 99jakes) 7/10

6 - livin my best life! 6/10

This is probably Laura’s most normal sounding release

2018 - Coalchella - 100 gecs [DS] 10/10

1 - Intro (feat. Anthony Fantano)

2 - I Don't Have Any Fun 10/10 \\this should have been put on an album

3 - (more talking lol)

4 - im addicted to energy drinks / we could try 10/10 \\this is also an amazing song

5 - LauraCantGetOutOfMinecraft.mp3

6 - ringtone (demo) 10/10 \\this is the best version of the song

7 - (talking again)

8 - dogfood - osno1 puppy chow remix 10/10 \\the bass isn’t as overbearing on this version \\dog

9 - (chitchat break)

10 - Drove U Crazy (dylan brady remix) 9/10

11 - minecraft jokes told by someone who doesnt play minecraft

12 - i fuck it up 7/10

13 - We Could Go Anywhere 10/10 \\I really like this song

I didn’t rank the intermissions because it seemed unnecessary.

This is an amazing release that I think every 100 gecs fan needs to hear. It is also my favorite digital show.

2018 - Peace & Love - Dylan Brady [S] 9/10

1 - Key Of C 8/10

2 - I'll Make You Miss Me All The Time 9/10

3 - Walking Through The Park 8/10 \\short and sweet

4 - 7/11 Drone 8/10

5 - What I Made 4 U [Lofi-Dub] 8/10

6 - Of Course I Still Love You 10/10 \\this song is about Dylan’s relationship with his dad

I might have cried while listening to Of Course I Still Love You once, the whole EP is good but OCISLY is on another level

2018 - november2018 - Laura Les [S] 7/10

1 - scar 20181129 6/10

2 - fox 20181129 7/10

3 - cleaning your room can be fun 20181129 8/10 \\gotta love the unnecessary blast beat

4 - beat up 20181129 7/10

5 - tripp 20181129 6/10

This album is exclusive to Laura’s Patrion, it consists of demos made in November of 2018

2018 - december2018 - Laura Les [S] 6/10

1 - distney princess 6/10 \\dog

2 - dreams demo 2018 5/10

3 - evening news 6/10

4 - i wish (summer singles) 5/10

5 - in the place of dreams 5/10

6 - nail polish 6/10

7 - sad happy hardcore 7/10

8 - shadows in our eyes 6/10

9 - tetetencho 6/10

This album is also exclusive to Laura’s Patrion, it consists of demos made in December of 2018

2019 - Fire Festival - 100 gecs [DS] 8/10

1 - gecgecgec (demo) 7/10 \\some of the notes on this are different to the main release

2 - gec 2 Ü (demo) 8/10 \\this version is significantly different to the main release

3 - 745 sticky (demo) 8/10 \\the quality of the vocals are significantly improved in the main release \\dog

4 - I Need Help Immidiately (demo) 3/10

5 - xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx (demo) 8/10

6 - No Future Bass in My Fucking Room 7/10

7 - money machine (demo) 8/10

It’s not the best but overall this is a pretty good show

2019 - 1000 gecs - 100 gecs [S] 10/10

1 - 745 sticky 10/10 \\dog

2 - money machine 10/10 \\the opening line always makes me laugh

3 - 800db cloud 10/10

4 - I Need Help Immediately 4/10 \\it’s an intermission, don’t expect it to be good

5 - stupid horse 10/10

6 - xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx 9/10

7 - ringtone 10/10 \\they took out my favorite part but the part that replaced it is still good

8 - gecgecgec 9/10

9 - hand crushed by a mallet 10/10

10 - gec 2 Ü 9/10

This is genuinely one of my top ten albums, I listen to it regularly. It’s also a nice break from what I usually listen to, as this album is not super serious. This album is very fun and lighthearted, and not too silly, just the right amount of goofy.

2019 - 100 gecs & The Chamber of Secrets - 100 gecs [DJ] 8/10

1 - NTS Intro (Pixar Remix) 8/10 \\this is honestly a sick intro

2 - 745 sticky [NTS] 10/10 \\dog

3 - Soap Theme 3 5/10

4 - money machine [NTS] 10/10

5 - Chamber of Secrets Wholetone 6/10

6 - 800db cloud [NTS] 10/10

7 - quiet mode (sicko mode remix) 8/10 \\this song is unnecessarily funny

8 - stupid horse [NTS] 10/10

9 - If I Can't Have Ü (Dylan Brady Remix) [NTS] 7/10

10 - Act 5 ! 6/10

11 - Steal Her Man (Laura Les Remix) 7/10

12 - Cake (Dylan Brady Remix) 6/10

13 - Too Much Sauce Noise 1/10

14 - Blame It On Your Love (Dylan Brady Remix) 7/10

15 - California Girls (Dylan Brady Remix) 7/10

16 - Hand Crushed by a Mallet [NTS] 10/10

17 - Eat Yr Nylon 5/10

18 - ringtone [NTS] 10/10

19 - No Future Bass In My Fucking Room [NTS] 7/10

20 - Kid Cudi (NTS Remix) 7/10

21 - Abandon All Life 7/10

22 - gecgecgec [NTS] 9/10

23 - xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx [NTS] 9/10

24 - Eternally Yours 6/10

25 - Rock Band 8/10

26 - Baby (Dylan Brady Remix) 5/10 \\>:(

27 - 12 Tone 1 4/10

28 - How to Dress as Human [NTS] 7/10

29 - Of Course I Still Love You [NTS] 10/10

30 - Bit My Tongue (osno1 NTS flip) 9/10 \\this version is much closer to the original than the one on Remixes 2017 \\dog

31 - bloodstains [NTS] 10/10

32 - I CANT GET NO REST (Sanchez Mix) 6/10

33 - I Need Help Immidiately [NTS] 4/10

34 - 420 Mix 6/10

35 - creep 4 yr bones [NTS] 10/10 \\dog

36 - ditch a body in the laundry [NTS] 8/10

37 - gec 2 Ü [NTS] 9/10

This whole show was broadcasted over NTS radio

2019 - Mine Gala - 100 gecs [DS] 6/10

1 - came to my show (intro) [demo] 6/10 \\there might be a dog bark here, I’m not sure

2 - came to my show (demo) 7/10

3 - Without Me (MineGala Remix) 6/10

4 - instrumental 1 7/10 \\goofy

5 - ooooooooohhhhhhhh + Instrumental 2 9/10

6 - Feel Good Inc (MineGala Remix) 8/10

7 - Instrumental 3 8/10

8 - Shoota (MineGala Remix) 7/10 \\there also might be a dog here

9 - Potion Seller (MineGala Remix) 7/10 \\how do you even remix this?!?

10 - Appalachian Spring (MineGala Remix) 4/10

11 - My Heart Will Go On (MineGala Remix) 5/10 \\I don’t like the original so i’m somewhat biased

12 - toothless (demo) 8/10

This is probably their weakest show, despite this, some of their most popular non-album songs to play live came from this show

2019 - Summer Nights - 100 gecs [DS] 8/10

1 - Intro of Darkness 8/10

2 - 800db bongrip 9/10 \\this is a very interesting remix

3 - instrumental 1 7/10

4 - what Ü think that we think is cool 8/10

5 - CAR CRASH 9/10

6 - MAND CRUSHED BY A HALLET 8/10 \\dog

7 - Stronger (Summer Nights Remix) 6/10

8 - instrumental 2 4/10

9 - when im holding Ü 6/10

10 - gec dance 7/10

11 - my boys got his own allstar 8/10 \\this song makes me take psychic damage

This is honestly a pretty good show but it takes a while to get used to because of how powerful the bass is, sometimes it starts to drown out the music

2020 - Square Garden - 100 gecs [DS] 8/10

1 - THX Intro 2/10

2 - TIGER 9/10 \\how the hell did they make such a good song out of eeny meeny miny moe

3 - fallen 4 Ü 10/10 \\ one of their best songs

4 - the mall 7/10

5 - Last Train To Awesometown (SquareGarden Remix) 7/10 \\I’m honestly somewhat intimidated by Parry Gripp, how does someone become this popular over music made for children

6 - small pipe (live @ fishcenter) 5/10

7 - Instrumental 1 5/10

8 - CHEST 7/10 \\this is music from a bad timeline

9 - Thos Moser (SquareGarden Remix) 8/10 \\this is significantly better than the original \\dog

10 - we got numbers in the title 4/10

11 - One Two Buckle My Shoe 9/10 \\this is actually a very early demo of Hey Big Man

12 - Metalcore Song 8/10

13 - ice cream pizza 4/10

14 - What's That Smell? 8/10 \\this song is about Laura’s fucked up tooth that caused her to have to get eight root canals and eventually she had to have it removed, this song is definitely acquired taste

15 - Instrumental 2 3/10 \\ass

16 - when i walk away 5/10

17 - 800db cloud (live @ fishcenter) 10/10

18 - SquareGarden outro 3/10

This is my third favorite digital show, it has so many great unreleased songs

2020 - 1000 gecs And The Tree Of Clues - 100 gecs [R]

1 - Money Machine (A.G. Cook Remix) 7/10

2 - Ringtone (Remix) feat. Charli XCX, Kero Kero Bonito, Rico Nasty 9/10 \\I think the KKB AAC line is clever \\dog

3 - 745 Sticky (Injury Reserve Remix) 8/10

4 - Gec 2 Ü (Danny L Harle Harlecore Remix) 7/10

5 - Hand Crushed By A Mallet (Remix) feat. Craig Owens, Fall Out Boy, Nicole Dollanganger 10/10 \\this remix is on another level, it’s just so well done.

6 - 800db Cloud (Ricco Harver Remix) 8/10

7 - Stupid Horse (Remix) feat. Count Baldor, GFOTY 4/10 \\this remix is just so annoying -_-

8 - Ringtone (umru Remix) 6/10

9 - xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx (Remix) feat. Hannah Diamond, Tommy Cash 1/10 \\I cannot stand this song

10 - 745 Sticky (Black Dresses Remix) 8/10 \\when they said “y̷̛̰͍̬̰̦̠̓͑̿̔̈́͒͒ͅę̴̡͓͖̤̞̥̻́̉͐̿̆͛͜ǎ̶̧̦̞̦̘͕̠̳̬̇͑̊̓̐” I fealt that

11 - Gecgecgec (Remix) feat. Lil West, Tony Velour 9/10

12 - xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx (99jakes Remix) 7/10

13 - Gec 2 Ü (Remix) feat. Dorian Electra 9/10

14 - Hand Crushed By A Mallet (Nothankyou Remix) 9/10

15 - Came To My Show (Intro) 7/10

16 - Came To My Show 9/10

17 - Toothless 8/10

18 - Small Pipe (Live At Fishcenter) 5/10

19 - 800db Cloud (Live At Fishcenter) 10/10

This is definitely my favorite remix album. Most remix albums I hear, like Reanimation by LINKIN PARK, feel very lacking, but this one is really well done. :)

2020 - Lavapalooza - 100 gecs [DS] 9/10

1 - can Ü hear me now 10/10 \\I love this song so much

2 - Blackout (Lavapalooza Remix) 9/10

3 - Delete my Fuckn Socials feat. Alice Gas 9/10

4 - ​Ievan Polkka (Lavapalooza Remix) 7/10

5 - mischief 10/10

6 - MTC (Lavapalooza Remix) 7/10

7 - geccraft 10/10

8 - Old MacDonald 6/10 \\funny

9 - torture me (demo) 9/10

10 - always miss Ü 9/10

This is my second favorite digital show, it has no skip worthy songs, in my opinion.

2020 - Appleville - 100 gecs [DS] 6/10

1 - ratratrat (intro) 7/10

2 - Want Ü 2 Love Me 9/10

3 - It's Tricky x War Pigs (Appleville Mashup) 4/10

4 - Blinded by the Light [Manfred Mann] (feat. Tony Velour) 6/10

5 - cook real good 7/10

It’s a cool concept but I can’t bring myself to really enjoy this show.

2020 - DISCO4 :: PART I - HEALTH [S] 8/10

3 - POWER FANTASY (feat. 100 gecs) 8/10

Honestly a pretty good song, I’m glad that HEALTH and 100 gecs did a collaboration

2020 - LONELY MACHINES - 3OH!3 [S] 8/10

1 - LONELY MACHINES (feat. 100 gecs) 8/10

I’ve never been a 3OH!3 fan but this song is pretty good

2020 - laura les @ 909fest - Laura Les [DS] 8/10

1 - The Boys Are Back In Town (Remix) 6/10

2 - West Virginia (Does your dad wanna kill me) 7/10

3 - hand crushed by a mallet (909 Remix) 8/10 \\dog

4 - Get this collar off my neck 7/10

5 - Run Rabbit Run (800 db remix) 8/10 \\same as the end part of the Summer Nights remix

6 - Come Back Someday 7/10

7 - Comedy 6/10

8 - Happy Fartcore 6/10 \\:(

9 - Starlight 8/10

10 - Bangarang (Laura Les remix) 7/10

11 - Walls Are Closing In 8/10

12 - Hardcore Will Never Die 8/10

It’s pretty alright, definitely better than I was expecting

2020 - live at HEAV3N goes 2 H3LL - 100 gecs [DJ] 7/10

1 - live at HEAV3N goes 2 H3LL 7/10

this is a single hour long recording of the set, I couldn’t find a version with the tracks separated to bare with me please

2020 - Laura Les @ A2B2 - Laura Les [DS] 8/10

1 - Tired 6/10 \\the oof breaks me

2 - Haunted (demo) 8/10

3 - Ken 7/10

4 - Bring A Gun 6/10 \\funny intermission

5 - Whats Happening 8/10 \\wasn’t expecting anything like this

6 - In The Trunk. 5/10

7 - U X Me 8/10

8 - And Make Sure Its Loaded 7/10

This set was pretty good but so was most of Night of Fire

2020 - sympathy 4 the grinch - 100 gecs [S] 9/10

1 - sympathy 4 the grinch 9/10

One of the only good christmas songs

2021 - One Step Closer (100 gecs Reanimation) - LINKIN PARK [S] 9/10

1 - One Step Closer (100 gecs Reanimation) 9/10

Though I’m disappointed that LP wasn’t able to go through with the whole second Reanimation, I’m so glad that this song happened, I’ve probably listened to it more than the regular version of One Step Closer

2021 - Haunted - Laura Les [S] 9/10

1 - Haunted 9/10

This song took a while for me to get into but it really started to stick with me recently

2021 - Live @ Vampalooza - laura les & petal supply [DS]

1 - vamp_intro 5/10

2 - Lately 8/10

3 - I <3 U a lot 7/10

4 - ddiscombbobulated 6/10

5 - PRTY GRL 7/10

6 - Kiss Goodnight 7/10

It was an alright show, some of the talking seemed a bit unnecessary

2021 - Cake Pop 2 - CAKE POP [S] 8/10

1 - black rum 10/10 \\the vocals on this song are so good

2 - cake happy 7/10

3 - whistle 9/10

4 - magic 5/10

5 - ether 7/10

6 - candy floss 7/10

7 - satin bedsheets 6/10

8 - boom (let version) 8/10 \\this is the original version of the song, after its release Dylan changed the line “let the speaker go boom” to “make the speaker go boom”

8 - boom (make version) 9/10 \\I prefer this version

9 - pombachu 8/10 \\wtf is the outro(s)

10 - almost famous 9/10

This is honestly a HUGE step up from the last album 6 years prior

2021 - Live at Terminal 5 - 100 gecs [L] 10/10

1 - crowd's hyped (Live at Terminal 5 Intro)

2 - hey big man (Live at Terminal 5) 9/10

3 - new york fricking city (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

4 - stupid horse (Live at Terminal 5) 9/10

5 - what's up y'all (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

6 - 757 (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10

7 - new york, new york (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

8 - gamelan (Live at Terminal 5) 7/10

9 - new york, new york (Frank Sinatra cover) [Live at Terminal 5] 7/10

10 - ringtone (Live at Terminal 5) 9/10

11 - somebody's watching (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

12 - fallen 4 Ü (Live at Terminal 5) 9/10

13 - the great city of new york (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

14 - hollywood baby (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10 \\I had this version of the song on repeat until it’s release

15 - new york (Live at Terminal 5)

16 - gecgecgec (Live at Terminal 5) 8/10

17 - 3DS (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

18 - hand crushed by a mallet (Live at Terminal 5) 9/10

19 - new york, new york (Frank Sinatra cover) [part 2] {Live at Terminal 5} 6/10

20 - billie knows jamie (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10 \\I love the improv in this version of the song. Something to note about this track is during this show they play the studio versions of the songs in the background for the instrumentals and they also have the vocals in the background for the effects that they can’t do live, the vocals aren’t in the background for this song which implies that the vocals hadn’t been recorded yet, this also explains why there was an improv part in the middle of the song, they hadn’t finished the lyrics yet.

21 - rare intersection (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

22 - mememe (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10

23 - one million dollars (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10 \\Laura goes crazy on the guitar

24 - hope you're not doing sup-par (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

25 - money machine (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10 \\I love the fact that the whole crowd sings the opening lyrics

26 - insistent gec chanting (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

27 - what's that smell (Live at Terminal 5) 8/10

28 - i was on instagram today (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

29 - sympathy 4 the grinch (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10

30 - poll/thank you/last one (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

31 - 800db cloud (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10

I listened to this show everyday waiting for 10,000 gecs to come out. I genuinely love this show so much, I really wish I could get to actually see them live. I watched the recording of the show on the night of the album's release… I might’ve cried when it came out.

2022 - Snake Eyes - 100 gecs [S] 10/10

1 - Hey Big Man 10/10 \\I don’t care if the lyrics are cringy, the song goes crazy and the bass is amazingly intense

2 - Torture Me (feat. Skrillex) 9/10 \\they took out the part that I liked in the original version :(

3 - Runaway 10/10 \\when I first listened to this song I was so scared that it was going to be one of those shitty heartbreak songs and then it kicked and I absolutely lost my mind because this song is so fucking good.

So one night I decided to look up if any new info had come out about 10,000 gecs and there was an article that was 2 minutes old saying that this was released, I immediately bought it while sort of crying with joy because I really wanted new music and I finally got it.

H2023 - Boiler Room: 100 gecs in Los Angeles - 100 gecs [DJ] 7/10

1 - Commentary 1 6/10

2 - Eruption 6/10

3 - Where’s Your Head At (100 gecs Remix) 9/10

4 - Waves 7/10

5 - I Can't Stop 7/10

6 - Cinema [Virtual Riot Remix] 6/10

7 - 800db cloud (Ricco Harver Remix) 8/10

8 - Both [Remix] 7/10 \\I love unnecessary air horns

9 - Incredible / Blackout (Remix) 7/10

10 - A New Day Has Come (Remix) 6/10

11 - Werk / Go Hard (La.La.La) 7/10

12 - Are You That Somebody (Remix) 7/10

13 - Bust Down 6/10

14 - Get Up / Ugly 6/10

15 - Hate or Glory (Custome Edit) 7/10

16 - Haunted (Dylan Brady Remix) 7/10

17 - Jump Around 7/10

18 - Smiling 6/10

19 - ID1 7/10

20 - Z 6/10

21 - Hit Em 7/10

22 - Hey You There 6/10

23 - Heads Will Roll (A-Trak Remix) [Jay TP Edit] 6/10

24 - Heads Will Roll (Leroy Remix) 7/10

25 - Mantra (Nitepunk Remix) 7/10

26 - ID2 / ID3 7/10

27 - Void Song / Hello Music 6/10

28 - Jump in the Line 7/10

29 - Walkin' On the Sun 7/10

30 - Feel Good Inc. / Music Sounds Better with You (Leotrix Remix) 8/10

31 - TiK ToK (Leotrix Remix) 6/10

32 - Torture Me 8/10

33 - Join Us for a Bite 6/10 \\I’m just mad that I had to listen to a FNAF song

34 - Faneto 5/10

35 - McDonalds 7/10

36 - The Star 6/10

37 - Hounds 6/10

38 - OHFR? 7/10

39 - Report Card / Solar 7/10

40 - Divide & Conquer (Noisia Remix) / Livin' la Vida Loca (PLURGATTI BOY 420 Remix) 6/10

41 - Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites (Dirtyphonics Remix) / Yeah Right 8/10

42 - Immortals 6/10

43 - I Serve the Base 7/10

44 - Rock the Bells 8/10

45 - anthems (Dylan Brady Remix) 7/10

46 - Signatune (Thomas Bangalter Edit) 6/10

47 - Weeble Wobble 6/10

48 - De 38 Carregado / Better Off Alone (Weird Baile Remix) 6/10

49 - hand crushed by a mallet (Laura Les Remix) 8/10 \\dog

50 - xXXi wud nvrstøp ÜXXx (Shinigami Remix) 9/10

51 - Everytime We Touch (Remix) 7/10

52 - Satisfaction (Remix) 7/10

53 - ORANGE SODA 6/10

54 - Commentary 2 6/10

55 - Toxicity (100 gecs Remix) 9/10

56 - Woke Up This Morning (Remix) 7/10

57 - Commentary 3 5/10

It’s a pretty good show, it’s also an hour and 26 minutes long.

2023 - 10000 gecs - 100 gecs [S] 10/10

1 - Dumbest Girl Alive 10/10

2 - 757 10/10 \\I love the Star Wars noises \\possible dog bark here

2 - 757 (physical version) 10/10 \\the version of this song and BKJ on CD and vinyl are vastly different than the digital release

3 - Hollywood Baby 10/10

4 - Frog On The Floor 10/10

5 - Doritos & Fritos 10/10

6 - Billy Knows Jamie 10/10 \\I really like how aggressive this version is

6 - Billy Knows Jamie (physical version) 10/10 \\I honestly prefer this version but the other is just as good

7 - One Million Dollars 10/10 \\the guitar on this song is amazing

8 - The Most Wanted Person In The United States 10/10 \\dog, the dog bark is realistic this time

9 - I Got My Tooth Removed 10/10 \\if you pay close attention, after the second time Laura says “I got my tooth removed” you hear what sound like a small moan, if you slow the song down to about 40% of its original speed you can hear that the “moan” is actually some voice saying “I know” which is a really cool easter egg

10 - mememe 10/10

This is by far one of my favorite albums if it wasn’t apparent, it was well worth the wait. I still get chills whenever I listen to this album, it’s just so good and such a leap in quality from their first album. I wonder what 100,000 gecs will be like.

This is 32,124 characters long and took my around 4 days to do

Sorry if it is kinda rough, I don’t do this very often, but if your interested I’ve also made a review for Death Grips and Rammstein

I would absolutely appreciate any feedback I can get

:3

[internet-overdosed]

♪The phenomenon called internet angel

Is one postulated, organic alternating-current-lamp

Adorable rainbow illumination (Peace!)

(A complex of all transparent accounts)

This disgusting, icky-yucky shithole of a reality

Will all be wiped from your minds by the angel of charity, me!

Oh, but don’t tell any of the adults, okay?

Everything’s going to be all right, don’t be afraid now

Now log off all your social media and we’ll go see the ocean together

LET’S ALL QUIT THE INTERNET!

You pretend to understand, but you know nothing, do you?

Oh, what is sadness, really, now? What do you think loneliness is? Are you listening?

Can you all interact with me, but also get away from me? On it loops…

My favorite time of day is night, but it gets so cold by myself… Someone hold me please.

TBH I know I can be happy,

but I can’t stop pretending I’m not

I won’t let the haters get to me! I won’t suck up to my fanatics!

No matter how much work I put in,

I know I’m going straight to hell

Nah, I’m probably in one of the circles already

Likes are the best lawyer in hell

The hypocrite’s trap of the spider’s thread

But even as the pain takes over

I can’t tear myself away from the internet!

GO MAD!

Running through my body is ecstasy, melting down my throat is Myslee

My screen illuminates the dark, bathing me in anxiety

Can someone come and kill me please… Wait, no, I still don’t wanna die

Can the sun just never rise again?

I’m dying! Kill! Me! My head is gonna f*ckin explode!!!!!1

Despite everything, I’ll wade through the chaos with all my nerds

We’ll bear witness to something that can only be found there

From that terrifying, disturbed internet

These poison radio waves fall like beautiful snow

I went and got a therapist

When I went to see them, they told me to “get off the internet”

But when I imagined never seeing any of you guys again, I felt so hurt

I don’t care what happens in the real world; I like it here.

I still remember the first day I started to gain followers

Knowing people saw me and cared about me felt so comfy

Oh, who cares about anything anymore. One, two!

The internet’s the f*ckin best!

I can feel the swell of ecstasy. Deliver me to sweet dreams, dear Myslee

I feel you at my fingertips; swimming through the cyberspace, my internet boy

The sorrow twirls and descends as the internet game plays in the dark

I smile as I rest my head on you… Don’t ever forget your internet girl. Promise?

(OMG plz! fckn ded! bump thread! sure is summer here! kita━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!

anon! kys! nonnie! megalul!

newfriend! go lurk more! hey anon can we kiss!

nice digits! topkek! THIS SO MUCH!)

(kms! ITT! pic unrelated! dropped pic!

i don’t speak moonrunes! get back in the basement!

OMG plz! fckn ded! bump thread! sure is summer here! kita━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!

nice digits! topkek! THIS SO MUCH!)

Through the blue light of the world’s monitors

It is my mission to heal the loneliness of all nerds

For I am the internet angel