#i wanna go to the aquapark

[meeludrawz]

Aquapark HCS - MHA Boys x Reader

A/N: I dreamed about going to the aquapark last night and got these ideas lmao Bakugo, Shigaraki, Dabi, Hawks, Shinsou, Deku

KATSUKI BAKUGO

Doesn't really like swimming but will go with you if you ask

DOESN'T want to lose you in the crowd so he follows you around like a puppy

He wants to try something that you don't want? Like those horrifyingly huge slides? He'll tell you EXACTLY where he's going and will want you to do the same but he knows he can't stop you if you get distracted so he won't leave your side often

He really doesn't want to lose you in a huge place like this, what would he do without you?

You know that calm river with donuts? You both hold hands and you both have fun pushing your donuts under the small waterfalls along the way

He also likes the wave pool

You two are holding hands the whole day and he helps you dry your hair in the hotel room

If you ask him, he might invest in a pool for your house

SHIGARAKI TOMURA

He doesn't like water but he'll go because you asked

He doesn't know how to swim, but again, he'll go because you asked

You want to teach him, of course, but he doesn't want to when there's tons of people

Shigaraki's considering to break in a pool in the middle of the night just so you can teach him and just so he can spend more time with you

If the Aquapark is indoors, he's fine. If outdoors, pour tons of sunscreen on him, because he's white af and u don't want him as red as a lobster

He loves the calm river with donuts, because he doesn't have to swim

Shiggy also loves the slides that has donuts

Back at the hotel, he's worn out and he flops on the bed, almost instantly asleep but he will fight the sleep demon as long as you're not in bed with him

Oh and also, you two helped each other to dry your hair <3

DABI - TOUYA TODOROKI (Quirkless au tho because he prob can't get in the water with those scars :((( )

He hates those places

Too much people, too much voices, too loud

But he'll go anyways because ain't no way you're going alone

He chills on the lounge chairs the whole time

Watching you like a proud boyfriend and making sure u don't drown either lol

Sometimes he'll chill sitting in the water or getting to ankle deep

He's not going farther even if u beg him to

He also likes the calm donut river, except those waterfall areas where he'll hop off his donut and walk away from those, yes, even if the water is waist deep

Back at the hotel, he helps you dry your hair

He also watches tv all night while you sleep against him <33

HAWKS - KEIGO TAKAMI

He LOVES THOSE!!

As soon as you asked to go to a waterpark, he already reserved tickets

The only annoying part is that he has to leave all his feathers in a bag in the hotel room, he doesn't want to accidentally smack someone with those lol

He tries everything, slides, wave pool, donut river, EVERYTHING

He's like an overexcited puppy!!

He'll buy those funky bottles that look like zigzags

He'll buy towels as a souvenir

Fans will often stop him for selfies and signatures but he'd refuse some, not everyone, so people don't bother you or him too much

Back at the hotel, you help him dry his hair, he loves it when you play with his hair

HITOSHI SHINSOU

He doesn't really mind these places but sometimes people are too loud for him

He spends the whole day following you around but whenever you part ways, he trusts you and knows you'll find him or that he will

Had to tie his hair because he can't see shit with his hair on his face

Doesn't like having his hair tied but you told him that he looked great and he internally screamed

This boi also needs lotta sunscreen

You guys got selfies that you sent to his dad, Aizawa

You're both thinking about bringing his family, Aizawa, Mic and Eri next time

He got takeouts to end the day and u both fell asleep watching tv

DEKU - IZUKU MIDORIYA

Everything he brought with him for this outing had All Might on it, his towel, his backpack, his sunscreen, his swimsuit shorts, water bottle, EVERYTHING

He was embarrassed by it but hey you love him don't ya? You didn't care

He bought more all might stuff by the end of the day dw

He's kinda scared of the slides so he didn't go but he cheered for you

Someone tried to hit on you

Deku wasn't happy with this

He told them nicely to "Fuck off", yes he said those two words

You were shook, since when did he swear

He said he might or might not have learned from Kacchan, which made sense

You often had to run to him because his hair was hiding his eyes and you helped him, you both often laughed about this

At the end of the day, you both fell asleep against each other after Deku called his mom and All Might, they get worried, of course

[catboyrightsdefender]

there are no words to express how much i hate my body

[snivel1]

Are people ready for old men titties and tummies?

A small warm-up to figure out how I wanna draw them! They're going to the aquapark!! Watch out everyone, two silver foxes coming through!!!🗣🗣

[kickassfu]

Really gotta stop putting what my sister wants over what i want.

Like i get that she worries and wants to take me out with friends.

But after a full day out at an aquapark i knew going out for dinner and then going partying would be too much

No now Im just overwhelmed and want to cry lol

Just wanna be alone and rest 😭

[countlessrealities]

Morty's Birthday asks || @dynamoprotocol sent:

"Happy birthday. You're coming with me and Other Morty to the Prism Port arcade, right? You might wanna bring swim trunks, just FYI." Is she going to explain why Morty would need swim trunks at an arcade? Apparently not.

For an embarrassingly long moment, all Morty could do was blinking at Clarissa. The two of them weren't unfamiliar with each other, not anymore, but he always felt a little weird when he was around her. Not because of something she did or how she acted, of course. He thought that she was cool, really cool.

And maybe that was part of the problem, because at times he thought that she was too cool to like someone like him. Not that he would ever say it out loud.

The main root of his uneasiness, however, was Rick. When Clarissa had firstly entered in their lives, all he had known about her had been that she made Rick mad and even sadder than Unity did. He had mostly seen the two of them starting heated fights over everything, even if their yelling sessions somehow always went back to the same subject: their break-up.

Things had slowly gotten better with time, especially since Clarissa had started to date the other Rick. That fact had added a whole new layer of awkwardness to the whole thing, but it had also pushed his Rick to be more civil around her. After all, she was his boyfriend's girlfriend now, he had to behave.

Yet, it all left Morty wondering, because he couldn't tell where his grandfather and the woman stood with each other...which sort of meant that he didn't know where he stood with her either.

Her surprise appearance and the confusing announcement that followed hadn't helped his already usual nervousness when it came to her.

"A-An arcade? W-With FM?" He stuttered out, a puzzled frown forming on his face. "I-I...He didn't tell me about...y-you know. I-It's...I-I...and, uh, thanks? F-For the happy birthday, I-I mean."

Most of his words hadn't made sense, but the teen hardly acknowledge the fact. His mind was swarming with too many questions. Why hadn't his boyfriend told him about that outing? Did his Rick know about this? Should he tell him? What if he didn't approve of it?

And, most importantly, why did he need to bring his swimming trunks to go to an arcade? Was it a literal port? Or was it an arcade-slash-aquapark?

...Perhaps he should just stop thinking and do what Clarissa had told him instead. It was his birthday, he deserved to go somewhere fun and have a good time with his boyfriend and with that too cool handsome woman who seemed to like him for unknown reasons.

"G-Give me a minute to grab my stuff!" He exclaimed, perhaps a bit too loudly considering that she was right in front of him, and then he rushed towards the stairs. "B-Be back in five!"

His worries and confusion weren't gone, but he had decided to stash them away for the time being. He had more urgent things to worry about now. Like making a quick job out of packing up for the day and not tripping on his way back down the stairs, because that would have been really embarrassing.

[543634]

if we're still in touch when we're 18 i will save up money and take us both for a little vacation to that one german hangar with an aquapark inside. i was there once with my family and it was awesome

oh my god that would be so cool and tbh it sounds quite possible cuz im 18 in a little over two years yk (also i didnt even knew about this waterpark and i just googled it and damn i really wanna go there)

[lathalea]

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

The tumblr group The Hobbit (aka the Dwarf Lovers aka The Cult of Saint Bofur and the fanclub of Helicopter Dori) strikes again! This time we watched “The Desolation of Covid” or “Bilbo doesn't know what's going on: The Sequel”.

Remember, you’re reading our silly comments below at your own risk. Oh, and they are NSFW. Sometimes ;)

They hear Beorn's roaring in the background. Thorin: Friend or foe? Gandalf (whispers): ...a furry Dwarves: *internally screaming*

Thorin: *being majestic*

Things get wild at Beorn's. Everyone: Gandalf really needs to stop throwing parties at houses that do no belong to him

The furious bear roars at the dwarves inside Beorn's house. Gandalf (smug mode on): This is our host Dwarves: Fuck Gandalf you've been smoking too much weed again! Gandalf (swag mode on): we are fine

Bilbo plays with his, ahem, ring. Everyone: Bilbo, it's not polite to fondle your things around other people

Thorin: *being majestic, part deux*

Azog and Necromancer at Dol Guldur Azog: I finished my homework Necromancer: Ok now clean your room Azog: but Dad you promised me i can play with my friend

Thorin: *being majestically majestic*

Meeting Beorn, he's pissed at the amount of dwarves Beorn: I'd kill you but the hobbit is cute

Thorin: *impatient brooding* Also Thorin: TIME IS MONEY

More dwarves appear. Beorn to Gandalf: are there any more? Even more Dwarves appear. Beorn: FUCK OFF ALREADY

Galadriel and Gandalf have a long distance relationship. (DID SOMEONE SAY A 'SHIP'?) Galadriel: sends a very long SMS about the evil forces gathering Gandalf: seen

At the border of Mirkwood. Gandalf: oh the forest is scary... OK CYA GUYS!

Dwarves traveling through Mirkwood Everyone: is it smart to let Thorin lead ? Everyone: Guys, do you really want to follow Thorin?

Rain in Mirkwood. Everyone: OH LOOK WET DWARVES Thorin appears on the screen. Everyone: Ah, Majestically Moist Dwarves.

Crossing a river in Mirkwood. Thorin: send the lightest first bc I wanna see Bilbo's cute ass

Everyone is hallucinating. Is it shrooms or did they eat something at Beorn's? When Bombur said brownies he didnt say that type of brownies I tell you, they stole some shit from gandalf! Bilbo: I'm totally high but thorin still looks hot

Thorin *hallucinates majestically*

Thorin tries to shoot a deer :'( THORIN YOU LITTLE BITCH! Correction, you majestic bitch!

Poor Thorin. He misses everithing: the road to bag end, the trail in Mirkwood, the deer, everything.

They got lost in Mirkwood (we're looking at you, Thorin) Thorin: we're going east Everyone: Thorin you don’t even know where east is!

Bilbo is playing with his *ring* again. He’s so uneccessarily sensual with it It's Thorin's fault. He sang once and made Bilbo realize he was gay as hell

The meeting between Thorin and Thranduil. Oh shit now we have the epic fight of the majestic kings... you mean two divas having a cat fight?

Thorin x Thrandy FTW! Thirsty Thranduil looks at Thorin: THERE IS THE KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN THAT I TOO DESIRE Thorin: *glares majestically, trying to hide a blush* Thranduil: *wink* YOU KNOW, ONE KING WITH ANOTHER Everyone: Oh, an arranged marriage! Thranduil: *stares at Thorin* Thorin: *stares back at Thranduil* Everyone: Guys is it me or does Thrandy look like hes having an orgasm

Balin - daddy vibes: WHAT DID U SAY TO THRANDUIL Thorin: I told him he was shitty and I hated his face and HE'S NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. Balin: *facepalm*

Thranduil and Tauriel scene, he says Leggy is off limits. Everyone: Thranduil, dude, you just cockblocked your son!

In the dungeons. You know, they went into the cells fully dressed...so where did all their clothes go? They played strip poker, duh

Wine barrel escape. AQUAPARK TIME! Thorin *majestic even when in a barrel and wet* Bilbo: well i was planning on sharing a barrel with thorin but ok The elvenkings magical barrel ride. Available now at Universal studios.

Kili gets wounded. Everyone: KILI THIS IS NOT HOW YOU GET YOUR ELVISH GIRL TO NOTICE YOU! Tauriel arrives. Everyone: ... or is it?

Kili probably got a boner 4 times since meeting Tauriel. Like 1 time per minute? Yeah seriously their romance is like 5 minutes long.

Gandalf meets Radagast at the Bitch King of Angmar's... whoops Witch King of Angmar's tomb. Radagast: pick a more romantic place for a date next time, it only has 1 michelin star

Gandalf's crazy ass speech about the Nine being resurrected by the Necromancer and the menace they bring Radagast: Gandalf, you junkie! Everyone: Everything would have been easier if you just burned the fucking corpses

Gandalf speaks to Radagast of dwarves: we cannot forsake them

Everyone: You can't forsake them?! Gandalf you have been leaving them alone this entire time!

Thorin: *swims majestically*

The dwarves get to the shore of the river, safe and sound. Where’s Bilbo? He drowned.

A person appears with a bow. Oh look! Bard! Naah, It's Legolas in his pirate phase.

At the shore. Okay real question, where are Bilbo and Thorin in this scene? MAKING OUT IN THE BUSHES

Thorin *being majestic in the background*

Miserable, wet dwarves by the river. Thorin's wet hair: *majestic*

Thranduil's cloak: *swirls fashionably* Thranduil's sass kills people.

Legolas follows Tauriel out of Mirkwood. Legolas: SHIT ADA IS GOING TO KILL ME

Thorin: *wet, tired, pissed but still very majestic*

Thorin stinks with fish: *STILL MAJESTIC AF*

Thorin stares at the windlance and, yes, you guessed it, *brooding. majestically.*

Balin: Don't be such a little bitch, Thorin and take the weapons Bard gave us Thorin: *a majestic lil bitch face*

Flasahback with Azanulbizar. Flashback with Girion and the windlance. Wait a second, is Balins role just to make flashback scenes? Balin is needed for remembering things. He's a data disk, you know... An old floppy.

Dwalin in Laketown: *pissed 24/7*

Tauriel and Legolas with bows, aiming at each other. Everyone: MEXICAN STANDOFF!

Tauriel to Legolas: Mellon Legolas: *broken_heart* Everyone: He's just got mellon-zoned!

Everyone: Look, Thorin fucked up! Everyone else: He's majestic, not smart!

Meeting with the ppl of Laketown. Dwalin: This is Thorin, son of Thrain, son of Thror Thorin: *majestic as assdhsgfgdh fuck* Balin: shit Dwalin it was supposed to be a secret

Bilbo vouches for Thorin in Laketown. Thorin: *stares majestically and lovingly at Bilbo* Everyone: BAGGINSHIELD KISS!!!

Look at the face Legolas makes But it's Bard!

Bofur: He’s sick! Kili: *sick* Master of Laketown: WHERE IS YOUR FACE MASK

Thorin on a boat: *BEING INTENSELY MAJESTIC*

Everyone: It is the crossing of the Delaware! But with dwarves!

Thorin staring at Dale, Bilbo nearby. Everyone: Thorin, you dramatic bitch! Thorin: Look Master Baggins i am so horny right now come and get naked, I'm majestic

Thorin walks past Bilbo and then returns. LMAO WHY HE BRUSHED PAST HIM LIKE THAT TO BE MAJESTIC

Gandalf and Radagast's date at Dol Guldur, continued. Gandalf: are we exclusive now? Radagast: *mumbles* Gandalf: do I have your word Radagast: yes, yes *sigh*

Thorin *stares majestically at the entrance to Erebor* Bilbo: *swoon* Also Bilbo: how close can i stand to you without it looking suspicious that we are a couple

Thrain jumps at Gandalf. Gandalf: ooh i didnt know you were into this kind of stuff, Thrain, kinky! <3

Thrain remembers who he is. Thrain: I had a son... Everyone: YOU HAD TWO SONS JUST FORGET AND ENTIRE FUCKING CHILD AND WHAT ABOUT DIS Took classes from Denethor, did he?

The secret door to Erebor. Last light of Durin's Day. The Company: Where is the key? Thorin: whoops left it at bag end

What shampoo do u use Thorin? Thorin: Thorial Paris

Thorin, defeated: what did we miss, Balin? Balin: *clueless* Everyone: Oh look, Old Floppy has no information. Who formated him?

Bilbo figures out the secret entrance by the moonlight. Bilbo: come back! if I have to open this door myself I swear to god I will murder everyone in this valley

Thorin takes the key: *hot, majestic, very hot and did we mention majestic?*

Bilbo stares at a relief inside Erebor: and what is this thing above the throne? Balin with sad eyes: that's the clitoris, bilbo. none of us have ever seen it

Bilbo: how will I know what to search for? Balin: theres only one clitoris on a woman, you'll know it when u see it... Bilbo: *stares* Balin: *sighs* i get if you're gay and its too much for you bilbo Bilbo: *stares* Balin: Oh Bilbo this is a suicide mission, ok have fun. BALIN OUT!

The necromancer attacks at Dol Guldur. Gandalf takes his wand: EXPECTO PATRONUM!

Sauron: *shows himself, the eye and the flames, you know the stuff* Gandalf: asdfhgdjh Sauron: so this is from my new autumn collection what do you think?

Bilbo walks around the treasure chamber, searching. Clueless Bilbo: clitoris, clitoris... hmmm

Smaug opens his eye. Bilbo: Sherlock, why r u wearing a dragon costume? Smaug: it's for a case, John

Smaug wakes up pissed. Smaug: I KNOW THE SMELL AND TASTE OF DWARF. Bilbo: Oh shit, I should have showered after sex.

Smaug: what r u doing here thief Bilbo: they told me one can find a clitoris here, i did not believe them!

Smaug: you think flattery will keep you alive? Bilbo: well it worked with thorin...

Everyone: SMAUG YOUR SHERLOCK IS SHOWING

Thorin: i will not risk this quest for one burglar Balin, the Old Floppy accessing the data: THORIN YOU WHORE HIS NAME IS BILBO

Hey, imagine the Witch King riding Smaug! Imagine Bilbo riding Smaug. Imagine Bilbo riding Thorin...

Gandalf has a strange relationship with cages. He learned bdsm from the dwarves. All the leather and metal shit dwarves have they are into some kinky shit don’t try and tell me they aren't. Erebor is literally a bdsm dungeon thats why they want it back.

Bard wakes up in a prison cell with a headache. Bard: omg who did i sleep with this time

Thorin escapes from the dragonfire (in a majestic way), his clothes burn. Everyone: This girl is oooon fiiiiireeeee

Dwalin is a fierce warrior throughout the movie. If he was a snack, he would be a protein bar. Smaug scene in the forges. Everyone: GO DWALIN PROTEIN BADASS! Dwalin makes his own protein powder, drinks, and health bars! Available now in a mountain near you.

A ff idea!!! Modern day dwalin gym nut who lives off protein shakes. Who's going to write it?

Thorin hanging in the air above Smaug. Everyone: Thorin is just turning into rock tarzan!

Thorin *majestically swings in the air*

Why is Smaug so cranky? He was Thorin's ex and now he's pissed that Thorin prefers a younger guy with a nice ass, Bilbo.

How do they gain an advantage against Smaug? Three words: Molotov cocktail Balin Oh, and Mario cart - Thorin edition

Smaug demolishes Erebor. Everyone: So much property damage... I hope Thorin has insurance

Smaug: *throws a fit* Everyone: He clearly needs a Snickers bar

Smaug flies away to destroy Laketown. Bilbo: oh fuck what have we done Thorin: its ok, its outside of Erebor, wanna go skinny dipping in a pool of gold?

You are the best group ever! 💙💙💙

@estethell @awkwardly-sitting-in-the-corner @deathlikessodaandpizza @missiemoosie @hopeforthefutre @theresonlyzuul @shrimpsthings @anunexpectedtmblr​

Missed the ‘An Unexpected Journey’ post? Here it is.

And here is The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies.