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I'm sorry 🤷🏻♀️
#lord raiden#raiden#raiden mortal kombat#mortal kombat#mk1#mk raiden#raidenmk#he looks like g man#i wanna eat his ass#fyp#mortal kombat 1
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i think coryo needs a latina lightskin girlie to put him in place and top him even though she's like 1,60 in height and luckily i am all of that!!!
#young coriolanus snow#coriolanus snow x reader#the hunger games the ballad of songbirds & snakes#i wanna eat his ass#i need him BIBLICALLY
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Before bed I can't take that image of Tommy's GINORMOUS BIG DELICIOUS ASS away from my head.
I guess we are not sleeping tonight 😁.
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#1 Adopt Red Shark Auction (Close)
sb 7$
auction here: https://ych.commishes.com/auction/show/2S6OS/adopt-1-red-shark/
#adoptable#auction#open adopts#oc adopt#adopt#character adopt#shark#shark oc#i wanna eat his ass#open auction
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SO FUCKING NOM NOM DELISH
can we please address the tummy. how i wanna literally cook this man and eat him up. i- the things i wanna do to him i’m literally too embarrassed to put in writing
nom nom delish (or, Pedro in NYC on October 22) 😈
#OKAY FINE#FINE YEAH#I WANNA EAT HIS ASS#WHAT ABOUT IT????#OKAY SO MAYBE I WANT HIM FACE DOWN IN THE MATTRESS#MAYBE I WANT HIS PRETTY COCK LEAKING ALL OVER THE SHEETS WHILE I LICK INTO HIS LITTLE HOLE#WOULD I LOVE IT IF HIS HAND CAME BEHIND MY HEAD AND FORCED ME DEEPER???#MAYBE#DO I WANT HIS MEATY THIGHS SHAKING AS HE CUMS ALL OVER THE SHEETS????#FUCK YES#WHAT ABOUT IT#HES A MEAL#AND IM FUCKING HUNGRY#SHUT UP#HIGH 🐇#randoms w bun!!
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Just feeling like I really wanna slobber all over Eddie Munson’s balls right now idk.
#I miss him#like I wanna just slobber all over it#and maybe eat his ass a lil too#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson thoughts#eddie munson smut
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Goodnight everyone I’ll be dreaming of this man
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gyatt dayum vidcund nice uh.. girll you have there
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ok I can’t believe I’m coming off anon but I’m the artist lol. I made this after rereading digimon gojo at least a million times. Def not my best work but I hope you like it 😚😚
(btw ur so talented ily aghhh 😩😩😩)
OMG HELLOO?!?! 💞💞
WAIT NO UR THE TALENTED ONE!! 😩🫵🏽🩷
This is saurrrrr cute! AHHHH I LOVE IT SM!!
Waiiiit you didnt want to share THIS?!?!? It's so good hello!?!? omg if i could even draw this well y'all wouldnt be able to tell me shit id draw the most diabolical stuff jkfhskjfhsbdj.
Ahh thank you for liking our otaku king sm! I def think you captured how much he loves bunny in this 🥹🩵🥹🩵 his expression is too cute!
(sorry it took me a minute to respond I've been so tired/busy lately and havent been sleeping the best)
#ೃ༝💌⁀➷ 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉мαιℓ#omg no i love this sm#i wanna eat him uppppppp#ride his lil otaku ass until he cries#imma link to this in the masterlist so ppl can see it!#otaku!gojo#otaku!gojo art#gojo x reader#gojo x you#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru
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you can always tell when someone doesn't have maga men in their life and god it makes me angry.. "if you're nice and compassionate you can be the one woman that makes them realize women aren't mean!" my mom bent over backwards for my dad for 25 fucking years he has plenty of other women kissing his ass and it never changed anything. do you really think that before being radicalized they never knew a single kind woman? they were never friends with a nice girl? alt-right men's problem with women isn't just that they've experienced too many mean women and they need to be shown that women can be nice, it's that they think women are inferior and don't deserve rights and don't understand anything so you can do what you want with them. and it takes a lot more than being nice to show someone that you aren't inferior. this isn't a case of being nice even when it's hard for the sake of deradicalization, it's about spending every fucking interaction with someone trying to get them to see you as a human being with value and a functioning intellect while they just laugh and show you that's never going to happen.
i cannot stress this enough: random women are not just going out and Being Mean to men. ur average guy interacts with plenty of women throughout his life- close women amongst their friends and family, casual interactions etc. most people don't start out being shunned by women, they start out being treated as NORMAL. & when they show their disrespect in normal society, it isn't tolerated, but when they go to alt-right spaces (which they're pushed towards online) they're told they're allowed to be as horrible as they want with no consequences because they're entitled to everything. it isn't "women aren't welcoming and the alt-right is so friendly so i'll become alt-right," it's "women don't let me disrespect them and the alt-right tells me fuck them, do whatever you want, you're entitled to it all" and why would you choose the group where you have to be a normal accountable person when there's a group that will reward you for being a shithead who gives no fucks?
the alt-right can afford to be more friendly and welcoming because they can allow bigotry. this can't work the same way for progressive spaces because we can be as kind & welcoming as possible but at the end of the day we have lines where we have to say "this behavior/speech isn't allowed in this space," and for certain people, that just can't win against a space where you can be as nasty as you want. these posts always end with a disclaimer saying "of course being kind doesnt mean you need to tolerate their bigotries" but what they don't realize and what drives me crazy is that women not tolerating bigotry IS the "women are mean" that radicalized them in the first place. they perceive you pushing back on any bigotry or bullshit as you being a meanie and treating them like they're ontologically evil. the 'kindness' they need to be deradicalized is you letting them walk all over you.
idk what the answer is to deradicalizing them and im sure relationships are part of it but you can be as kind as you want and all it will do is destroy you ime. i cant stand to see people (who have never even successfully deradicalized any man by being nice btw they always speak in hypotheticals and not from experience) double down on telling women to do things that will see no results and only hurt them, especially when any woman who has tried can tell you exactly how it went
#being as nasty as possible & shitting on everyone while giving no fucks makes you popular in certain spaces. that's tempting no matter what#to immature ppl. part of growing up is learning that you cant do that and real relationships need you to not do that#but that sucks. you could just ignore it and join the alt-right to be a manchild forever#if ur an asshole who wld u wanna hang out with: ur wife who says please dont be an asshole to me or ur bros who say she's a hysterical bitc#& u did nothing wrong?#if u had a maga dad/brother/uncle & u heard the way they talk about women its never abt being mean lol#it's abt how women are hysterical & sensitive & get upset at everything they do#im so sorry but a normal guy (i know & am friends with many) doesnt simply become an MRA because his girl friends made 1 men suck joke#if a guy truly has no fulfilling friendships with women or girls to the point where some feminist group 'being too mean' can radicalize him#bc he doesnt have any kind women in his life to prove that wrong. he already had issues.#you reach a certain point in your friendship with these guys where youve been SO kind and so supportive and welcoming and played therapist#for ages and then they turn around and say 'im voting trump cuz i like his personality better lol i dont care about rights and that bs'#even if you can deradicalize someone by being kind thats years of insane unreciprocated energy for ONE guy#who will end up being the person who never posts abt feminism except to say i became alt right because women were mean so be nice girls!#nobody tells anyone else to accept full blown bigots in their spaces either much less BEFRIEND them#bc nobody is expected to do this kind of service except women. <3#eat ass.
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I Was Just A Girl, Then | Arthur & John
Tags: John/Abigail, past Eliza/Arthur, and referenced VanDerMatthews; (CW) teen pregnancy (Abigail), canon character death, whole lotta brotherly angst, does it count as comfort if it doesn't work?, vignettes Words: 1.5k A/N: I think a lot about the fact she was only around 18 when she gave birth to Jack. Good grief.
Abigail is too young to look at Arthur with this much— pain. Pain is what it is, and he'd like to think his hesitancy to call it that is entirely because John is his brother, and men should always think their family is innocent.
Her hair is dark and long; her face is round and soft. In the light of the campfire, she looks like a woman he once knew. Shadows cradle her, fall harsh on the side of her belly that's facing the night. Grimshaw will need to alter her dresses a second time, and soon.
"He's your brother," Abigail is saying, throat thick with emotion, and he feels so very uncomfortable. He knows he is. He holds her hands, anyways, the knuckles rosy and chapped with the chill coming over the air in the last month, rough against his palms. She's never had soft hands, none of them have.
The seasons are changing, and so did John. He's been gone for six months.
"You know him. You know the way he thinks, don't you?" She's moved on from hoping, because he's not answered any of her letters. Now, Abigail is grieving. She doesn't know what she's asking, but Arthur does. "Why did he—?" A choke cuts her off before he can.
His face feels tight, almost as tight as his chest. "I used to know him," he says.
This grief is worse than when Abigail began to show, because now it is shared.
He thinks of Eliza, and if some other man held her hands, entirely enclosed in his, while she cried because she was unwanted, because her life had been decided for her by a wanderer who hadn't had to hold up the same burdens. Condemned to what so many girls dream of playing house, but— girls should never be with child. He looks down at Abigail's hands instead of at her face, how the fire catches the tears welling up in her eyes.
She's a strong girl. She wouldn't have survived as long as she has if she weren't, and he knows she will go on for much longer, too. It feels wrong to see her cry, and to feel the shards of heart pulsing through the veins along the backs of her hands whenever he gains the consciousness to stroke a thumb over one.
He's not used to comforting people. Not women, especially, who expect so much more than a clap on the back and a companion to sit out the silence with,the way Hosea taught him was proper for a man to offer, lest he be misunderstood. Never stopped him from treating Dutch how he treats Abigail, now. It seems so much kinder than silence.
Arthur is walking over those shards, and whatever he says could crack them into more. Abigail squeezes at his fingers and he lets her.
"It ain't you, Abigail," he says.
It's John.
She misconstrues what he means, and lets out a small sob of: "I know, Arthur."
Yesterday, Arthur wished they would've hanged him with his father before he had a chance to grow up mean. Today, he told John they should've hanged him when he was still sprouting.
After giving him that nasty, black ring around his eye, of course. He supposes it'd only be fair to give him one in return, brothers in bruises. Hosea seems more sad than anything and Dutch, more or less disappointed. Arthur thinks both are unwarranted, even if they are — as far as he knows — less severe than the anger he deserves for acting out as their son. Lyle would've given him a fresh scar along his face. His chin stings at the thought.
His son is dead.
Eliza, too, but not even grief can lie to him enough to think that they would ever spend a life together. He has little to mourn besides a woman that he wronged and his own pathetic attempts to redeem himself in her eyes, which he knew wasn't possible.
She cried when she saw him at the saloon, wandering through, all those months ago. When he had recognized her and taken her into his arms, she slapped him harder than he thought a woman their age could ever hit. They had dinner. She said he ruined her life and that pregnancy was her worst fear as if it were the weather, all over weeks-old bread that he thought tasted just fine as fresh before she spoke, and started to cry again. Then, it all seemed stale.
Issac's absence hurts differently.
Only men are supposed to die. Not boys, lest they open their mouth the way John has. Mocking him. Can't even shoot a gun let alone— and he's mocking him for trying to be a man.
It hurt because Arthur told himself the same things. He had a handle on things until he didn't, and now the reins have slipped from his fists again.
Issac's fists. They were so small, even though he was growing like a weed. Another month, he would've needed new clothes that Arthur could have stolen the fabric for. He wonders, now and then, how tall Issac would have gotten.
Much worse is another voice telling him that Eliza wouldn't have missed him had he died, because John had spoken it into reality. He had drawn it from the pit of his thoughts the way he always does — how Hosea and Dutch are able to, too, because apparently sleeping in the same camp makes your dreams intertwine and writhe around one another just enough — and he had given it life.
It's the first cigarette they've shared since John returned.
Arthur said they should've hanged him, and then said it twice more in the same week. Old habits die hard. John hadn't found it quite as funny as Dutch had, and neither had Hosea.
Dutch doesn't often realize when Arthur is capable of fratricide.
He's older now, but he isn't. John's nose still has that mean crack to it, scraggly old beard at his jaw, and he looks as much like a kicked dog as ever. Always has looked defensive, and sad. Arthur doesn't like to consider that he's picked it up from him, and that he picked it up from Hosea. The chains that bind suffocate the most when he yanks at them.
John's an ugly sight against the setting sun. He misses when he could tell him as much and John would laugh instead of saying it wasn't very fair. Fair, fair, fair— that's all men care about: fairness. Life isn't fair, so maybe John really is all grown up, because he expects some kind of civility out of a world where people like them die in the streets everyday.
He dreams despite it all. Arthur does not, and that is why they aren't the same.
Surely, they cannot be the same. Eliza cried at the sight of his face, and Abigail fell to her knees. Arthur is nothing like his brother.
He misses John terribly. He misses when he could tell him he was ugly, and when he could push him into the water and feel good about calming the panic in his eyes.
Isn't that what brothers do? Torment and save, over and over? This only feels like one or the other, day after day.
John asked to bum a goddamn cigarette when he proposed a smoke, though he must have his own pack. Arthur was handing it over filter-out before he even opened his mouth. The instruments are out of sync, but the music still plays.
He misses adding onto one another's insults of Dutch's operas, when he first began listening to them. That was only two years ago, but the memory tells him they were both boys yet.
It seems warmer than this summer evening. John's hair is shifty and blue-black where once it looked like it could've been brown when he was born, merely darkened with age. The sun used to show some part of the man that the night couldn't. Anymore he's all midnight, all of the time. And when he looks at Arthur, his eyes are full of shame that he knows intimately and yet not at all.
"She's jus' happy you're home," Arthur says, before he can speak.
John grimaces. "I know."
Arthur likes to think he is not all nighttime himself. Every loathing thought dissipates when he must confront the issue of John Marston, and he finds himself a better man in every way. Beneath the jealousy, he knows he's better in no way at all.
The creek is still from where they sit. Arthur feels the anger build up, and he can hardly swallow it down enough to even his voice.
"I held her hand while she gave birth," he says. Turns to John, and lets the hatred seep into his eyes. "It should'a been you, Marston."
John looks away, and grimaces. "I know."
He could say that she screamed unlike anything he'd ever heard before; that he found very little beauty in the newborn, like Susan had, that he thought maybe he should visit his mother's grave, if he could find it, he hadn't thought of her in over ten years; that he had seen the look on Hosea's face while he wiped the cool cloth over her forehead: disappointment, and not in Abigail.
None of it would change anything.
#red dead redemption 2#rdr2 fanfic#rdr2#arthur morgan#abigail marston#oneshot#sfw#john marston#angst#johnigail#I guess.... *narrows eyes*#Arthur fucking HATES his ass. His own and also John's#“No matter what you've done you're still my brother” was my inspiration bc when I hear that I wanna eat drywall
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Im SO UNWELL ABOUT THIS MAN(?)....
#exocolonist#iwatex#sym exocolonist#dys exocolonist#yeah I couldnt be assed to do his stupid body armor properly y_y#anyway do u ever think abt how this planets native sapient species was worms#and considering some endings Sol could technically totally recall memories abt them#what if they start thinking abt it too much#also dys is there to tell sym humans dont break their necks every time theyre surprised#and eats a sandwich#for reasons#i just think he deserves a snack#bottom is first attempts...Ive since decided on how I wanna draw Sol better#solsym#is anyone even still into this game
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🛸 Unidentified friend-shaped object🛸
(ID: Kirby series fanart of Shadow Kirby interacting with Doc. Top left - SK wearing the Spark hat, giving off arcs of electricity and running for his life as Doc chases after him in his UFO, a metal claw grabber extended from the front, a thought bubble over his head showing a Charge Tank. Top right - SK flying away in Doc’s UFO, sticking his tongue out and waving cheekily down at the bespectacled rat, who hops up and down in steaming anger. Bottom right - Doc hovering in his UFO, a flexible metal arm with a gloved hand at the end extending from the underside and reaching for SK, in his own gold-and-gray UFO form, who looks up at the hand in surprise. Bottom left - Doc standing professorially in front of a projection screen covered in scribbles and simplified images of his UFO, blabbering on while SK, sitting in front of him, rubs his head in clear confusion. END ID.)
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 (you’re here!) | Part 6 | Part 7 | Compilation
Sketch started btw 12/23 - 05/24, render started 05/28/24, finished 05/31/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24.
#veins art#veins fanart#kirby series#kirby#shadow kirby#doc kirby#the squeaks#friendship#gonna turn the kid into a freakin' Tesla Coil if no one stops him#Daroach be like “Doc buddy I love ya you're like a father to me - please stop tryna turn people into batteries”#Dark be like “no no let him cook - I wanna see what happens”#been hanging out with thieves too long - he's already committing grand theft auto#(who's more proud - Dark or Daroach?)#old rat yells at puffball#SK likes getting to see all of Doc's neat machines and robots#but his ass does NOT understand aeronautics#“it's important you understand the mechanics behind the machine before you can capably pilot one"#“that's nice Uncle Doc but... I can literally just eat it and turn into one no problem”#sends the kid back through the Mirror with a mountain of science homework to do#(Dark does not help him)#veinsfullofstars
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I go from not drawing for months to being hit with inspiration at midnight when I'm supposed to be studying and furiously sketching like a man possessed
#my art#cherry doodles#alnst#alien stage#SO HEAR ME OUT#ALNST ALICE IN WONDERLAND AU#this has probably already been done but WHO CARES#so we got mad hatter hyuna in a pirate queen aesthetic#who has tea parties with rabbit mizi#we got fake ass smile shit eating grin ivan who fcks around with alice till#alice till who spotted rabbit mizi and fell in love and followed her down the rabbit hole#and of course we have the trigger happy crazy red queen luka#whos chopping off heads left and right#and has History with mad hatter hyuna#and then finally we got caterpillar sua#who has literally zero fucks to give unless your name starts with an m and ends with izi#anyways sua's design im imagining more of a butterfly-jellyfish design instead of caterpillar#very puffy and flowy#i rlly wanna put till in a dress but i think ill put him in those effeminate/young boy type of aristocratic clothes#luka is full-on brat girl queen clothes#im a little stuck on ivan's clothes bc i feel like his is gonna end up the most boring of the cast so im thinking more on it#i think i might go with that black butler type of gothic style for him#i wanna keep his design relatively clean but not too bland
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"chu wanning had absolutely no reply to that"
#2ha#mo ran#erha#二哈和他的白猫师尊#mo weiyu#i wanna chew his leg off#dumb husky and his white cat shizun#fav scene so far#EVEN THOU I'M ONLY LIKE 1/4 THRU VOLUME 2??#meatbun doesn't eat meat#FINALLY ONE PEACEFUL MOMENT IN THE NOVEL AFTER MY HEART SHATTERED TO THE CORE AND FELL TO MY FEET.#i will beat your ass one day#WATCH OUT WATCH OUT#cwn ):
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Ya know, ever since I got some confidence and got in better shape and got my sex drive back, I havent even so much as smooched anyone
#aint that just the way of the west#i wanna try tossing a guy around in bed#or lifting him upside down so i can eat his ass#cest la bee#all in due time
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