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It’s funny to me when a gay for pay porn actor has to kiss someone in a scene and you can TELL he’s not into it. It’s like, oh yeah I’ve made that face when I worked register and had to listen to a woman talk about how this is “her” target and she’s a valued regular and all that. It’s the customer service “this is my job” face and I find it kinda funny to see in porn lol
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So like I’m in a space where I’m really beaten down about romance and love but I’m trying really hard to not let it get to me. It’s hard but I’m hanging in there
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oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?
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sometimes when really hot people like my stuff or like engage with my blog I’m like “you meant to do that? With me?? Are you sure???”
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I was the most handsome boy at the Olive Garden To-Go parking 😇
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This is gonna sound weird, but this photo is the first time I’ve looked at myself and gone like “oh wow I’m in shape”
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Okay so I wanna knit a shirt and ALSO attempt my first sweater, but my gauge/tension/whatever is hella inconsistent. Do I just do swatches to work on it or just start the project and go from there??
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Sometimes I forget what I used to look like and I’m like… woah
#I don’t think twink me was bad or wrong or ugly or whatever#so please don’t ’both are great!’ bc I know that lol
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i have receipts on cloth mother that would change everything
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every so often I remind myself that I don’t have to let people back in after they chose to leave
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I’m being very brave and working overtime today. Please talk to me I’m so bored and very chatty
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the usual pose, a Uniqlo shirt, and a stubble n stache combo
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oh so I just can’t catch a break today, that’s fuckin nice
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