#i wanna Smorch him on. his Cheek

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

3 am time to get Emotional abt current gerards lil Cheeks

[lughbrennusstanblog]

Illain, you beautiful person, you,

[xx0ct0-m4rzxx]

I LOOOOVXXHSSHDT

MY BOOYFRIEEEEEENRNDFB

His face looks so cute when hes smiling n I just wanna cup his cheeks n SMORCH but only when Im over this sickness and when Im 18 n move out

He looks like his hair is rly soft n I wanna play wif it

He got a big step in his life yesterday n IM!! SO!!! PROUD!!!!

but also

Im scared to see how his voice is gonna sound bc its probably gonna be hot

And no, I wont say who it is cause idk if he wants it to be on here

BUT I LKMF HIMMM

SO MUUUUUCH

ITS 2AM N IM TIIIRED BUT I LOOOOOOODBDBBHHDH HIM!!!!

HE MAKES MY HEART GO ❤🌸❤🌸💖🌸❤🌸💖🌸💖🌸❤🌸❤🌸💖🌸🌸❤🌸❤🌸💖🌸💖🌸❤🌸❤🌸💖🌸🌸❤❤💖🌸❤🌸❤🌸🌸❤🌸❤🌸💖🌸❤🌸❤🌸💖❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸🌸❤💖💖❤🌸❤🌸❤💖💖❤🌸❤🌸❤💖❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤💖❤🌸❤🌸!!!!!

[valorxdrive]

♕ - “That many people really.. wanna give me one of those? I-- wow.”

Talk about flustering! The idea alone is enough to cause his cheeks to a modest crimson shade appear on his cheeks. He didn’t think people wanted to smorch him.

Those kills on the other hand.

[bizarre-star]

YO. Can I have some cuddling and smooching headcanons for my favorite Cherry Boy? Wanna. Give him a smorch. And hold his hand.

Me too. ;~; Can we take turns smooching the cherry boi, please? 

「Kakyoin」

Honestly, before you, this boy was not that experienced in the world of romance. Sure, he had crushes here and there, and can recall a couple of regrettable notes he passed against his better judgement. But to you, he was a natural at this.

Remarkably, his lips are considerably soft. Maybe it’s all that cherry chapstick he applies before bed.

Kisses come in all types with Kakyoin. Quick pecks on the lips are given often, snuck in between conversation, or in passing, or while stuck on a video game loading screen. Usually these are accompanied by a squeeze of your hand.

However, when it comes to more passionate kissing, that’s where he really shines. He always starts off slow, a velvety hand carefully cupping your cheek, as if you’d shatter with the slightest pressure. Gradually, it’ll become more teasing - a flick of his sharp tongue along your bottom lip, a hand sliding up your backside. By the end of it, his once delicate touches will have turned into full on groping, and his lips will be pressed against yours with the weight of his feelings.

Simple spooning is probably his favorite cuddling position. He likes to slide his arm under your neck to avoid having it falling asleep, which helps maintain his comfort. Besides that, linking your legs together in a loose hug is fine too, especially for those hot nights.

While sitting up, he’s a fan of having you lay in his lap in some fashion. Whether your head is resting on his thigh while he plays with your hair, or if you’re full on sitting between his legs while he’s playing games, it’s all great to him.

Holding hands in public is great, but most often, he’ll choose to link your arms together. Sometimes he’ll throw in a “m’lady” as a joke, just to make you cringe.

[skuulduggery-blog]

(ꈍᴗꈍ)ε｀*) and ♪⁽⁽٩( ᐖ )۶⁾⁾ ₍₍٩( ᐛ )۶₎₎♪

@zweiherzen | physical detail ask meme: accepting.

(ꈍᴗꈍ)ε｀*): do they prefer kisses on the cheek? forehead? what about neck kisses?

ok so i finally have a chance to gush about how much of a fucking stupid sappy diabetes-inducing sweet baby spy is when it comes to being romantic. OH MY GOD!! yeah ok hes a huge fucking stale-bread boring grumpy ‘ all work and no play ’ jerk on the usual, but holy fuck if u catch his heart it is WORTH the CENTURIES it takes to get him to warm up that icy cold exterior. it’s fucking squishy on the inside and his favorite thing amongst all of it: KISSES. ALWAYS!!!!! morning? mwah. goodbye? chaste lil’ peck. hello again? smorch. good night? KISSU. special occasion? you’re gettin’ loaded the fuck up bitch. tbh his favorite, since he’s normally taller than most people ( except all’y’all are fuckin giants here so maybe not ) kisses on the top of the head are his favorite!! it’s so fuckin’ cute dude ok??? but, since we got three options here i’ll tackle those.

kisses on the cheek: his usual plan of attack. they’re ok.

forehead: VERY sentimental and quiet and !!special!!. he’ll fucking just get so damn happy if he receives these though, just lil shy smiles and ‘ =w= ’.

neck kisses: he normally saves these for intimate situations, and he is a fuckin’ BITER he loooves leaving marks so count on that for a FACT. on the receiving end? he’ll melt. absolute goopy puddle. count on shit to go somewhere if you use these though.

♪⁽⁽٩( ᐖ )۶⁾⁾ ₍₍٩( ᐛ )۶₎₎♪: how are they like when they dance? are they stiff? fluid? a good dancer? do they prefer to dance with a lot of others, with one other person, or alone?

WOW KIT these are some gay questions, we got some more sappy shit comin’ right up!!! this one won’t be as big though because i don’t wanna get anybody’s hopes up about dancing because i absolutely loathe writing it.

he’s a very good dancer!! he comes from a family that’s owned a grape farm for lots of generations and they’re pretty big news in his little town so you can bet your ass they either hosted or were invited to a bunch’a parties, etc. ynno. rich ppl shit. he was raised with a nanny and the works, and of course, knowing how to dance was very big!! home-schooled. but we’re talking about dancing!! yeah, a lot of ballroom dancing, waltzing, and for a brief period of time he learned some SALSA for some stupid mission ( he’s not like wonderful at it but he knows it ). absolutely fluid. 100%. he prefers to keep dancing one-on-one with his someone special!! he’s not much of a showman when it comes to this cos he likes to keep it intimate, SORRY VOYEURS!!

[mathes0n]

Hey, you got anything more about the Thrilling intent camp AU?

- Thog and Ashe...... did NOT like each other at first. You take two people with no concept of social aptitude with similar-ish yet vastly different experiences. They but heads on several issues, but it became harder to hate each other as their friend group became one in the same. There came a point where Ashe offered Thog the rest of her pancakes, and Thog was like “wait I thought we hated each other???” and Ashe is like “wait are we still supposed to hate each other?? im new to this” they become best friends after that (they also kiss on the hood of ashe’s shitty pick up truck a few years in the future but thats neither here nor there)

- Thog and Batty are notorious for having bake offs at 4 in the morning because 1. theyre both depressed and have insomnia and 2. they want to prove theyre the better baker between the two (bc Dont is like. the BEST baker there is NO beating her). The other campers who live in their lodge have absolutely no problem with this, as this always means that theres a shitload of baked goods around the place

- ashe and firi’s first kiss was after they dared each other to climb the tallest tree in camp -- they both made it, and sat on the highest branch together while they’re hands brushed against each other..........then firi leaned over and pressed a quick smorch to ashe’s cheek. ashe was so fucking taken aback that she fell halfway down the tree before grabbing onto a branch, blushng furiously and COVERED in splinters. by the time firi got to her, ashe was still stuttering and blubbering in gay embarrassment. then she and firi went to a more sturdy branch and kissed in the LIPS!!! ashe covered her face w her hands for like 10 hours after

- markus has his dad mail him Super Nice Shampoo every week or so to keep his hair nice and silky. one week, he isnt able to send it, and everyone learns the truth: markus actually has super curly and thick hair when its not tended to carefully. kyr is absolutely in love with it

- sometimes during meadshire campfires, gregor is just.... there. he doesnt go to that camp, but most people there love his company and dont really tell him to leave. its only when xin starts making a damn fuss that they have to send him back to ohnorant

- narn and colvin are T H E power couple of ohnorant. theyre both scarily athletic, inhumanly strong, and also huge dorks. more than once, when a meadshire camper finds out that they hve to play against Narn and Colvin, they just straight up start crying

- DODGEBALL MATCHES!!!!! they get SCARILY intense, and some campers straight up try to hide in the woods when its dodgeball time between the two camps. surprisingly, narn and colvin go down pretty quickly-- they have a killer throwing arm, but narn cant aim for shit and colvin doesnt seem to understand the concept of not getting smacked in the face with the ball. thog is notably really good at it, but ohnorant goes undefeated, almost entirely because gregor is a scrawny and flexible ball of energy who is the impossible target

- thog and ashe have really bad insomnia and sometimes like to meet up by the campfire and just talk about dumb gay shit. ashe probably told thog about how gorgeous firi was a million times over, and when firi and ashe finally get together, thog teases ashe by threatening to tell firi all the embarrassing shit that ashe said abt her 

UUUH IDK THATS ALL I HAVE RN but feel free to ask about anything more specific if u have anything u wanna hear!

[extraneousdominomask]

Zooplecoop AU where Sly Cooper, Carmelita Fox, Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde are in Poly relationship.

[Interior: living room. Carmelita, Judy and Nick are sitting around a table, busily doing paperwork - though Nick appears to be doodling in the margins of a finished form. The silence is comfortable, an atmosphere of peaceful productivity.][Until Sly bursts in.]S: Hey, everybody! [He sets down a bag of groceries.] Good to see you all.

J: Hiya!!

C: Hi, sweetie.

N: Hey.S: How was everyone’s day?J: Oh, it was awesome! I tackled somebody off a moving train!N: It was terrifying.C: I caught her.J: Ha ha, yeah.S: Nice! Shame I missed it. If it’s any consolation, though, I went on a dessert run on my way home! [He rifles through the bag, displaying each item in turn.] For Carmelita, some nice chocolates -C: Oh, Ringtail! Thank you!S: - Judy gets some carrotcake -J: Har har. Oh, wait, that’s actually a really good brand…S: And for Nick, a box of popsicles, some gummi sweets, two boxes of chocolate chip cookies and a packet of blueberry muffins.N: Now we’re talking. Thanks. Seriously.J: Jeez, Sly, way to show favouritism.S: You two are health nuts! I provided exactly as much dessert as you’re liable to eat, and no more. Nick and I, on the other hand, are upfront in our terrible diets.N: Only way to live!C: And what are you having?S: Isn’t it obvious? I’ll be stealing bits and pieces of all yours.N: Ah. Suddenly my larger share has become a burden. I’m gonna be beset from all angles, aren’t I?

S: Oh, Nick. I always beset you from all angles. [He kisses him on the cheek. smorch.]

J: Heh. Get a room.

N: This is a room!

J: A different room.

S: I bought pasta for dinner, too. New recipe I wanna try. Better start on that now, actually…

C: Need a hand?

S: Nah! I spent all this morning goofing off while you guys were actually working. You finish your homework, I got this.

J: Movie over dinner?

All: Heck yeah!

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

honorable mentions: quotes that didnt make it into my recent "the signs as" post

but wAS THE DOCTOR NOrMAN BATES????? good evening, you dirty homestuck lmo i lunch what are you, a chump welcome to your tape i nominate cordy for bucket duty PENNSYLVANIAAAAAA you got me. i am a cute polyamorous fuck thats allergic to spice "Yahtzee" said Dave. "Oppan Gangnam Style," her brain said approvingly. "Bruh," said Terezi. 🐴esist "i ship it" bb said blankly. the score is now Cordy 826, Jacob Asshole. welcome to scenic Screwup City, population Allison Keith "fuck up", see under "shut the" at least we have memes to dull the pain of existence i once had a dream that the kid who played rico in hannah montana went to our school im allison, from gym class im karina, from hell imagine if all babies sounded like Cr1tikal i think i convinced my moms friend to name her son eridan gay love! bee communism, and robot communism for that matter, sleepless in seattle 2: electric boogaloo yknow i dont think nebraska exists ava and emma are pyromaniacs, more at 11 dont you >:3c at me young man how did you know chess the musical was a musical about chess i hate shakespeare but ive alrready sold my soul to the bard *someone sends me a video of a furry convention* this is cyberbullying okay ive wanted to do this for a while but guys i gotta come out to you im a communist and a lesbian but more importantly a communist "disgusting" beef cheek bernie will pierce me DIE COMMIE FUCKER kisses smorch is a valid fantroll name i sweater god sounds like something a daddy dom would say amelia have you ever heard of a wild concept called church and the redemption of sin my entire body is in tangible pain!!! n'y'all welcome to hellmurder island ill be your concierge LEEEEEEEEROY NJENKINS hatsune malfoy maybe the REAL horcruxes were the friends we made along the way *soccer mom voice* sorry marlene, you arent daddy material pumpkin party in sea hitler's water apocalypse: the real straight agenda I HAVE WEAK THUMBS, LIZZIE my name. is will SHAW. *accidentally flushed my pad down the toilet* well this has gone completely fucking pear shaped, looks like theres no other way outta it. youre going to have to decapitate m no but listen have you ever actually played russian roulette dave strider, hatsune miku, and vlad the impaler walk into a bar, brandon you chicken fried fuck chapter one; old man megido and the freezer of doom STEALING MY PHONE WONT CHANGE YOUR INCESTUOUS FEELINGS ANDREW *blasting metal crusher* fuck me mettaton hey cordy what happens if i snort pop rocks "you die" shit really fuck you and fuck your dog biscuits!! young man, are you suggesting we blackmail batman i identify as an anime character, i promise i am pikachu in my heart im a fucking winner! a winner!!!! oh shit its sans undertale OH SHIT ITS JOHN HOMESTUCK O H S H I T I T S D I P P E R G R A V I T Y F A L L S No Archive Warnings Apply: Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido fucking mc escher YOUVE MURDERED US BOTH, YOU SON OF A BITCH, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU *loudly humming megalovania* "please" sbear ov juddice shes fuckinh whispering the lyrics to funkytown in my ear *ievan polkka blasting* taste THIS rainbow! goddammit janet b-buddy? *dani california blasting* listen. have you ever seen 2001: a space odyssey? "no" okay watch it and tell me being in love with hal 9000 is wrong i warned you about the stairs bro, i told you dog IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING ELLLLLLECTRIC LEMONNNNNNN *screaming* MARQUISE SPINNERET MINDFANG eat me, lizzie millican! mushroom dance, mushroom dance, whatever could it mean? "it means youve lived a life of sin" *loud and squeakily* aND EVERY TIME WE ToUC H— DOES ANYONE HAVE THE VIDEO OF ME SWALLOWING RUBBER "nah" ha! youre broke! why is beetlejuice mossy WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAT i am the left brain, i am the left brain work very hard till my inevitable death brain you got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brains might I L I K E O R E O S A N D P U S S Y welcome to antisocials anonymous *angrily* tHIS is why youre nEVER GONNA BE STAGE MANAGER *someone sneezes* shut the fuck up your blood is like a venetian delicacy also send nudes DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT THOSE ARE MY MINECRAFT PANTIES YOU SON OF A BITCH we should all go to comic con as homeless people with aids "no, annick" ITS BETTER THAN UNDERTALE im so sorry mr strizzle "lance lance revolution" please watch less voltron im pretty sure thats called cystic fibrosis Annick DuChateau has changed her name to 4 Entire DQ Blizzards in a Trench Coat on the count of three everyone kinkshame karina thats gay charlotte!!!! thats gay!!!! "and his memes arent funny" HEY NOW babbay pullmd close rin the backerseart of yowizr rofetr WHERE ARE MY HEADPHONES IM GONNA TAKE BLEACH SHOTS i cant believe brandons a directioner "i cant believe jacks emo" cry me a table, linda *groping an undertale body pillow* kama sutra, siena *singing off key* oNE RinG to RULE THem aLL soak me in your finest milks daddy who is our messiah? ... mrs d'angelo (our science teacher) *brandishing a plastic horseshoe* take it back, fuckboy i hate the library. everyone hates the library. you know what? heres your three dollars. ill see you in hell every time you speak, i hear the sound it makes when pac-man dies rey picks up kylo and dunks him in the trash. fucking obliterated are you a parking ticket? the future terrifies me if you cant put an end to moffat's shit writing you cant put an end of my life cake. stick it in your hoo-hah POLICE PUT THE CUMMIES ON THE GROUND oh you love homestuck? name five of his albums your room has posters with the dead eyes of Cameron Diaz boring through the souls of all who enter--- sollux feels trapped in a hell of "Wheels on the Bus" holy shit is that kurt cobain "yahtzee" said dave "ahem. undertale" then im gonna pull out my dads bigass bowling ball like "this is 1/800 the mass of vy canis majoris" only dumbfucks play magic the gathering in his free time, reginald enjoys BODY SLAMMING CIVILIANS WITH HIS WHEELCHAIR YES EGGSY blondie screeches to a halt, another comrade fallen meggers preggers THE HOT WINGS AVA THE HOT WINGS lizzie dont name your kid onomatopoeia annick youre a running joke in my household i can cut fabric lady but if you wanna see a super special skill i can cut human flesh you kids with your understuck and hometale im extra homosexual, but im in love with him. god bless that man. his laugh is my text tone bellybutton fetish KARINA ITS FIVE AM

[kkukkung]

v lorge ask compilation below

some of these asks date back like??? a few months??? dsdjkfhk... they’re ordered from newest to oldest i’m so sorry... messy messy

Ur blog is the plush jooheon is going like 😯😷😨😷😷 😵😫😱 to

it... is......... honestly i think jooheon is the member i’d get along w the least irl?? i can’t explain it but?? mb bc he’s a libra? also the fact that hyungwon received that huge shrimp plush n held it like a foetus is so :’’0000

annie tumblr is gonna censor ur whole blog cause ur gay

Good.

so... shart is ur New fav word now huh, guess that ges into my dictionary now...

shart made a comeback from 2016 me’s vocab and i don’t even know how it happened? :(

Sjdnkwldwnnw u ruined that punch scene in shine forever,, I can't watch it without thinking about your "my meat, me" gif 

the best gif i ever made??? gkjkjf sorry i rly am the most irrelevant person on this damn website? also that rly was my first thought when i watched the mv.... or maybe second thought after thinking “god i wish shownu would punch me like that”

changkyun is really so happy recently, he smiles so much and his eyes crinkle, its the cutest thing i have ever seen like ??!?! i want to protect him, just roll him up in a blanket and show him memes on my phone

he is!!!!! his happiness is my own happiness?? and when he smiles ur right he goes like >__< he’s rly the cutest boy alive? and this ask is so relatable esp the last part... if ck were my friend irl i’d just text him memes all day???

pls deactivate

relatable

I'm so soft rn. How can I FUCKING tell them how much I love them. Like I want to grab wonho's sweet squishy face and give his forehead a big SMOOCH. These boys deserve so much and I want to convey that to them in person but I CAN'T. And if I had the chance I'd probably ugly crying too hard to say anything.

this ask is so cute??? and i understand the dilemma like... idols are ppl who give & receive so much love every day expressed in 28347982 different ways so it’s hard knowing how to rly... Let Them Know just how happy they make u thru their existence alone? crying with u anon

yikes wait what happened w jinyoung?? i thought he was one of the few unproblematic ones...

[diff anon] jinyoung was on a tv show where he was playing a past love interest or something and he kisses the actress who's only 14..

i.... won’t comment on this bc i don’t want to stir up old drama but :/ aah i see... thank u for letting me know!

i started talking like you and another person who has similar typing patterns to you and now all my friends hate me bc of slorp and spicy

sdfjkghksdfkjfgkjds im rly sorry this happened to u... at first my friends were resistant but after a while they started picking it up as well thru exposure so... infect them jksfjjkgf... also add shart to the menu i guess? :/

Kihyun's kink is making people flustered. On the gifseft he's like "There's so many things I can do with my mouth, let me show you honey." He will grab your neck firmly yet delicately while he invades your personal space. Keeping eye contact is troublesome, this new proximity tastes as dangerous as the underlying promise of what will come next. But Hyungwon never figured it out since he backed out, breaking the siren's spell.

(response to this gifset i think? jshdfkjff) BLEASE... im writing a hyungki fic right now as we speak ✍️📝 anyway i like this characterisation of dom!kihyun bc irl he would be very dominant ??? and in fics he’s always the bottom just bc he’s #smol 🙄 but i mean he’s ?? so aware of his own sex appeal sometimes so he’d be like a switch/top/power bottom imo

you're right, you aren't into vore. More like in slorping and smorching knees/feet, and other nsfw things.

tbh im only fake horny :/ im a romantic deep down.. want to watch the sunset with lmh....... accidentally drop my bag of skittles on the dirt and he eats them up like a vacuum cleaner jksfdhkjgfkjfdhjgfjhjks

Annie, i feel like you'll understand me. Whenever I see Minhyuk, i feel a mixture of extreme lust, great anger and a desire to have my head bashed in because he's real and nothing else matters anymore. It's really.... not what i wanted in life 

another #relatable ask... i want to take minhyuk out on a candlelit dinner date but like.... at kfc and we’ll both be touching each other’s cheeks with our greasy hands like animals... like raccoons scavenging for trash in a dumpster

'kihyun stans are foot fetishists'' UHM!!! this is tru i would slorp kihyuns whole foot in one go

i don’t rmbr writing this but skjdfhfgsdkjgjk it... it really is true huh...

hi annie, i just wanted to ask you what your take on wonho's personality is? ive read your tags before and how you say he is very romantic in how he presents things, and i thought that was interesting!

aaa, i think i’ll write a proper post on this later bc it’s also something that interests me a lot... until then i’ll just say that i think he’s indeed very romantic and loves pleasing people... his driving force is rly Love u know... love for people (family, members, fans), for his job, for music, etc... he’s very soft and imaginative and sometimes that comes across as a kind of childish innocence?? more on this later

i wanna kno more abt the customer whos coming in more lately,, i lov regulars that come in at my job - it's such an interesting half relationship

hgfjjjsk this ask is from a month ago n i think i was talking abt that customer who asked me if i wanted to die but in a casual way?? jsfdkh i work at a tobacco store so this guy asked me if i smoked n i was like “uhm no i don’t” so he went “what? are you afraid to die?” and i stood there like... kind of dumbfounded for a sec jksfhg but he’s a nice guy n very cool... nvr seen his eyes b4 bc he always has rly dark shades on n he buys the cheapest cigarettes n leaves. but most regulars i get are like chinese international students spending their parents’ money on cigs and some sweet old men who always want the same smokes... there’s this one old man who always wears matching vintage suits n pairs it w a fancy hat n once he complimented my outfit and i was thrilled?? also some creeps come n chat me up while im working sometimes which is a bit :/// but mostly i like my job and it’s interesting interacting w regulars! thank u for this ask n im sry if this was like super boring lmao

idc what it says about me but Minhyuk rushing to eat chicken bones off the fucking floor brought him from 'would play Mario Kart and share nachos with' to 'would play Mario Kart and share bodily fluids with' levels

i want to Die.................... when he tried to eat those half-eaten chicken bones off the ground....... that was the moment that solidified his image as a Dirty Dirt Man in my head like he’s a Real Gremlin... i said it for fun b4 but it’s... a real thing. he’s actually Disgusting skjdfhjdkf... also anon u sound like a gremlin too??? join our big gremlin family???

wtf is "That" ????? and why is it related to kihyuck ?? - knowing ur tags it should be something gross, but u said it in such an onimous way; annie, i am scared.

i genuinely don’t rmbr what this was abt djgjs i write a lot of tags that don’t make sense even to me like a few weeks later?? sjdfjhkjsk i’m sorry... gotta start answering these in time so they actually have any kind of relevance... 

"That kink where you just want to be crushed....just like pulverized. Asking for a friend" Bless this tag

again.. don’t rmbr writing this tag and don’t rmbr the post i wrote it for but um, yeah, sounds like smth i said jkfdgsjfdjk im so sorry...

i just had a dream where minhyuk showed up, called me sexy and then left???

fun fact whenever ppl tell me abt their dreams here it’s always to do with minhyuk doing something weird??? also God I Wish That Were Me...

why do u say jooheon is def experienced tho? he legit said he never had a girlfriend in his life and it's clear seeing him interact with women, he has no idea what to do? unless you mean gay experiences, that's probably very true

THE LAST LINE OF THIS ASK JKDHKJD.... um i think joobs is experienced bc i actually think he’s sorta smooth? he’s pretty flirtatious w female hosts on the shows mx appears on like... w jimin on asc and w seulgi on idol battle likes... i don’t mean experience as in a lot of idk.. sexual experiences (if anything he’d b the type to be v devoted to someone if he was dating them i think) but i feel like he does know how to present himself in a certain... attractive light especially in front of cute girls? idk if i’m saying this right... 

ur minhyuk tags are so fnny and hella relatable im dying n 😂😭😂

my minhyuk tags: slorp... asterisk asterisk asterisk x10... nut... gremlin dirt man... nut nut... nutting... dksjfgkj but thank u?

but you ARE funny lol I laughed so hard at that bird/Shownu reference

gfjkgjkjk u can tell how old these asks are from the things they’re referring to... but nevertheless thank u sm im sry im a mess... at least im a funny mess to a select few ppl... thank u for enjoying my messy blob... i lov u

no exit ep 5 was a mess but wonho was lookin reeeal cute w those glasses tbh

???? what the fuck, where they serious about that fuckin Mathew the tiger??? If yes, then again, wtf??

jdsfjksk i still can’t believe Those Episodes of no exit rly happened...

i love your tags so much especially the ones where you imply that minhyuk's actually an alien "# he rly doesn't know what to do w his arms he hasn't possessed a human body in so long" lol

HE RLY IS AN ALIEN... like he’s obviously attractive n was popular in school n smart n funny n cute but sometimes he does the most unexplainable things n it makes me rly wonder if he’s human??? he’s so fucking weird u kno i love my alien gremlin dirt man... take me for a ride in ur ufo...

You @ wonho: :( sweet baby u deserve everything good You @ minhyuk: literally slorp my p**** you fucking snake

SHUT UP...

i started using slorp too help

this ask was sent 3 months ago... i can’t believe i’ve been saying slorp for three months...

um..... i luv u???smorch

smorch u back??? big sloppy smorch that leaves u disgusted???

Hey Annie, would you mind a short description of the Monsta X No Exit Chanel+ video?

i’m sry abt how late this is jsfdjkg but if anyone’s still interested... yeah the no exit video where they explained the hypnotism was p much just bts of jooheon and shownu getting hypnotised... and it kind of legitimised it ig bc joobs said he was concentrating super super super hard (and hypnotism only works when ur focusing that much??) n so did shownu... my ch+ actually expired recently so this is just from what i rmbr hfdjsdjkh if anyone else can contribute pls do! otherwise i will get a renewal soon and after that i could do a better summary if you’re still interested! sorry!!

Um...why are jooheons vocals slept on...what the fcuk he's so??? Nice to listen to??

tbh why is jooheon such a golden boy... literally good at everything... can sing dance (one of the best dancers in mx??) and rap.... compose... write lyrics... play 328974 diff instruments... cute n sexy at the same time.... what the fuck

I'm trying to figure out what your censored tags are but apparently my vocabulary of nasties is pretty limited

im glad??? pls don’t read the next part of this ask compilation ksfhkgsd

!!!nsfw asks... spare urself please...!!!

uhhhhhh for the nastea ask comp... kihyuns p*thy eating lips??? true, but whats the most to least best at eating out ranking order?

1. kihyun/wonho

2. shownu (would try v hard??? earnest man??)

3. hyungwon (idk i think he’s gotta be Good somehow i mean look at his lips??)

4. jooheon

5. changkyun

6. minhyuk (can’t find clitoris :/)

I would like to hear more about kihyun's p**** e**ing lips tbh 👀... please elaborate

idk what to say but i feel like the way he moves his lips sometimes is ??? erotic jskfdhkgjfdj and same w wonho... also the lisp has some relevance 2 ***** eating idk there’s a tie there somewhere...

I FEEL DIRTY WATCHING KIHYUNS BODY ROLLS ON WEEKLY IDOL I WOULD **** his **** at fucking lightning speed

rmbr when we thought sexy!kihyun Peaked during beautiful era w the return of the black hair but now he’s running around w a blindfold n showing off his new shredded body at any given moment.. yeah

(in reference to minhyuk probly not knowing where the clit is) minhyuk: *reaches into the back of your throat and flicks your uvula* "hows that feel babe? ;)"

reading this took years off my life i hate u

I disagree.Minhyuk is probably the most kinky out of monsta x.He just doesn't show it like every other expert in the field 👀👀

mmm i think hyungwon could be a Freak? jskdhfkg but ur right minhyuk is definitely someone who’s up for like... experimental stuff :/