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#i tromped around in the woods in flip flops countless times as a child and never got it
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companies be putting aloe into shit that should not have aloe in it, for no fucking reason
post brought to you by: apparently they put that shit in MOUTHWASH now and now my mouth is itchy
#eliot posts
#also it is in SO MANY fucking ''hypoallergenic'' soaps and lotions
#very evil of them
#gotta use the shitty cheapo stuff sometimes cuz there's no plant bullshit just pure harmless Chemicals
#ironically i am allergic to aloe but NOT to poison ivy
#at least i don't think i am
#i tromped around in the woods in flip flops countless times as a child and never got it
#my dad's mostly immune to it too so i prolly inherited that. idk if my mother is or not?
#anyway this one time my dad was weeding around the hedges and fence and there was a shitload of poison ivy
#and he didn't bother to wear gloves and he was at it for Hours and only got a mild rash for a couple days
#he DID however get some nasty bruises that day because a deer snuck up behind him and kicked the shit out of him with its mighty hooves
#i was dozing off and not looking out my window i just heard him shouting and yelling for my mom to come help
#and SHE apparently also paid him no mind and didn't get up to look out the window
#cuz sometimes he just shouts shit or calls ppl over for no reason or to help him w shit he can do himself
#he kind of deserved it tho. like. karmically. he deserved to be kicked by SOMETHING.
#weird tangent there for fun
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