#i told myself i wasnt going to make an au of it i TOLD MYSELF

[mudzdale]

well i really like the clip that @/xreno chose for their habit voiceclaim. david ogden stier's voice work is always so full and sincere, and so intrinsically inspiring; it made me want to do some expression practice to it... but of course that wound up going from a couple gestural warmups to a complete set, lol.

anyways. sigh. knockoff lilo and stitch au in development i guess.

[roxyzwritez]

au writing shit idk

heres the Rough Plan for my first few eps:

ep1: the au branches off of canon in the final SU ep, Change Your Mind. renamed to Change Your World. when white yoinks the gem out of steven and pinksteven reforms and whiteasks W H E R E I S P I N K the response is something along the lines of "i am right here, but fuck you im not talking to you." (girlboss) and white gets the "im a child, what's your problem" and has the perfectionist meltdown, then steven's like "sorry but we gotta head out" and they're like "PINK WHAT THE FUCK?" steven goes "im not pink just leave earth alone" the gems agree and give steven The Legs™️.

pearl latches onto the idea that rose is still alive in there. (didn't write that tho just had it cut to this next bit oops) her and greg build a thing to connect to the gem that will essentially connect to pink/rose im just gonna call her rose damnit and allow her to communicate w everyone. shes like "...hey guys. uh. sorry for trying to kill myself i guess that didn't work but i have been minecraft spectating steven for the entirety of his existence with no ability to do anything but think and watch" pearl has a lesbian implosion, everyone's all happy n shit. steven eventually asks about the lying and she's like "yeag i done bad there. i just wanted to keep you guys together" (now that i think abt it there was no mention of bismuth here.. oops,) garnet gives her a Garnet Specil motivational speech and she's like "i missed you too garnet" (i forgot to mention, garnet violently explode-unfuses and ruby+sapphire are just bumbling with happy when rose spoke) amethyst has her own moment (she thought this was all bullshit and started playing fortnite upstairs but between games she heard rose and a p p e a r e d)

anyway rose then is thinking "oh man i gotta talk to so many ppl" and realizes eh guys nothing to worry abt just a HAPPY TO LISTEN, HAPPY TO STAY, HAPPILY WATCHING HER DR- but we should go there NOW" so they do, spinel is understandably distraught and breaks the gemspeaker in half but feels bad about it. she comes with the gang to earth, they show her around, a new gemspeaker is made and they reconcile. yippy! also spinel ate one of ALL. big donut flavors. sadie allowed this just for on e because steven is the LORD AND SAVIOR OF THE STEVEN UNIVERSE haha funny.

anyway she and bismuth talk. bis is kinda like "yeah i wasnt very gamer sorry about that herhee" again ignoring that SHE lied about the bubbling, conveniently forgot to explore that conversation for ease of writing and so i didn't need to go "how do i utilize my 2 iq points to channel these characters and get them to have a coherent, consistent to character conversation about this situation"

peri and lapis are called over by bismuth who doesn't say shit to them for the surprise. lapis is like "yeah ok hit me" peri is more curious. rose speaks, peridot fangirls and lapis is like "oh shit that's historically significant " peri is like "I NEED TO RESEARCH:)))" and runs off. spoiler: gem cloning

bis brings up the idea. rose is like "yeah that sounds legit" (the gem cloning conundrum took me way too long to understand. i drove my friend crazy. "hey can u explain every single quantum detail of this in the most verbose way i dont understand" but eventually i understood it JUUUUST enough to write it lmao i still don't get it)

rose n steven talk in roses room. all happy n shit. greg is told abt the plan and hes like oh shit i gotta clean up and steven is like "you know her standards. she don't give a shit" hes like "yeag"

peri makes progress! she made a little clump!! (explaining the gem cloning: theyre making essentially an empty gem with the powers but no consciousness inside. when its ready, white will take steven's gem out again, rose reforms, and the new gem gets ever so graciously stabbed into his belly where the old one was.)

peri tells steven its gonna take a year. he's like "well okay better than like hundreds of years" then he goes off to talk to the diamonds. he brings the speaker with. rose lets out the thousands of years of distrust and anger at the dismonds and they are humbled even more than when they got pinkd and rose is like "you WILL heal all the shattered ones i don't give a shit" and theyre like "whatever you say little one" (yes they do indeed heal the fallen. probably with regular shipments of steven fluid. that sounded wrong but im not a freak like that hes still 14)

also they go back home and steven talks to rose abt "you told the diamonds you literally wanted to die are you fr?" she explains and hes like YOU FATHERFUCKER, YOU ARE AMAZING AND YOU CAN'T DO THAT (crying)"

next episode is just year-long filler but i made it actually good by making it essentially a montage of lapis and peri in the barn becoming lesbian for eachother. finally, a controversial move on my part, they decide to overcome lapis's fear of fusion and fuse for stevens birthday. their fusion is turquoise (took way too long coming up with a fucking name) and can corrode (water + metal) and can morph/control metal (liquify n stuff. definitely not taken from a lapidot fusion concept i found on google images.) garnet is like "hey pearl look at these silly lesbians " pearls like "damn relatable" garnets like "yeag"

a week or a few after the bday, the gem is finally ready. everyone is excited until steven asks how this is gonna work. peri is like UHHHHH... 😊 and lapis is just "eh just take that one out, stick this one in!" peri goes NNNO- but after some damage control and telling everyone steven will be fine hes like "well i better get some good sleep then. big day!"

there's more but im done typing my fingers are about to go peridot and fuckin fly away let me know if you want the like 1other episode and the minisode after that

[jax-rabbitt]

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[gam3rsuar5sr3x]

problems with sending bible verses and the judgement of teachers and the church and undertale

@metakazkz was one guy i shared it to. hes the one who made the abysstale and moonside comics, of course ill admit i admired him too much to the point of putting his au in my take on dustfell (witch i think i,m at a possablility to quit because i saw a video on judgement day that scared me ill explain later) but to all my christian friends. my pastor did pray for me sence i had wierd ocd like thoughts like "i,m this person" or that person and it was usally about fictional characters like some of them were from undertale stuff and from roblox piggy like the abysstale frisk and sans and alphys (and i didnt want them cause i thought it was making me out to claim it and i refused cause my identity is in christ not in fictional characters) and plus evolution isnt biblical, and he told me that the lord told him that i was listening and watching some dark things that open up the door to demons and i had to cut off certian things and i first thought it was undertale but i kept listening to it until i saw a youtube short on a rebellious girl going to hell, and it scared me cause it had a scene from a movie of her out of body expierence and it was her in an ambulance and then shes in hell screaming (not burning but probably going to somewhere where she would burn) and laying down and it shows us shes screaming as she slowly gose into an area in her torment area and it scared the MESS out of me for some reason cause all i saw was her going somewhere and her screaming, i dont know what part of it scared me but i dont wanna see it ever again cause of how scary it was. but in the end i cut off undertale music and the entire genre of undertale and aus as a whole out of fear of going to hell, then i began repenting everyday just to make myself "clean" incase id die one of my nights on earth cause our lives could end in a flash and tomorrow isnt garunteed then i made it to sunday by the grace of god, and in the end i go from cutting it off without any problem of doing so to being greived by the fact i might have to cut it off and never enjoy undertale and its genre ever again, and not just undertale and aus but also piggy and the reading moonside comic with metakaz. but then that fear where i have to get clean from sin before dying went away and everytime i,m outside my room out my house i,m always thinking id wanna go enjoy undertale and aus and piggy and moonside comic (witch is fnaf fan so thats why i also wouldnt wanna read it) but whenever i go back into my room or am in my room i would have that tired feeling and irretated a bit like i shouldnt do it, so i told this to my mom and she asked if this was some religous spirit on me. to me it probably could have been cause i think "i gotta get clean or i,m going to hell" whenever i repent and in doing so i think i made the mistake of trusting in my works to get right with god, and she told me that it wasnt like i was trying to rebel against god whenever i listen to that stuff unless gods trying to call me away from it to show me something about or saying "hey come here". so i went along with the same thing she said and said it to myself as well. but of course she said that was as long as i put jesus first and by first we mean our priority cause the lord should be priority, as a result i still enjoyed it (probably too much) but i had a tendancy cut off undertale and piggy and moonside comic ect from time to time as well as waiting for a week or longer until i can finally go back to it (though i did during those weeks think of undertale and all that stuff). then i saw videos on judgement day and it really scared me cause the main character who got judged had sin of divorce and adultry but what had me back in the fear is that he justified his sin. it scared me cause i,m looking back at what i said saying "its not like i,m trying to rebel against god when i enjoy it its only when it becomes an idol" and i probably think i did go that far and shoudlnt have, it scared me and now i feel like by saying all that i think and feel as if i was trying justifying it as sin and got exposed. ima reblog

[mackspaws]

prob gonna organize my posts with tags so things will be easier to find, ima call this one #macks talks because why not, but I need to rant about aiden. i said id use this app more so im gonna

thinking about this old trailer thing makes me sob so hard every single time i remember it. "My Mia. I left her." YOU DID NOTTTTTTTTTTT YOU WERE FIVE

aiden and his savior complex and how he blames HIMSELF when he was quite literally just a little kid. 5 years old. DO YOU KNOW HOW SMALL A 5 YEAR OLD IS??? AND WALTZ PUT SO MUCH ON HIS SHOULDERS WITH MIA. I could rant about Waltz too, geninunely I love him as a character but holy shit it's super fucked up when you think about sure, he cared for Aiden, but he used a kid to save his own, and not just Aiden, SEVERAL kids. he was so obsessed with curing Mia bro fr experimented on literal children to cure her and only to an extent the world, because to him Mia IS his world. Waltz was a father but he wasnt a good one. His love for Mia only ended up hurting not only her and Aiden, but HIMSELF as well. They are such a fucked up little found family and god I love them so much, their dynamic is heartbreaking in the best ways.

just realized this started off as a regular Aiden rant and then delved into all three of them LMFAO WHOOPS but not uncommon for me in the slightest. i have so many thoughts and headcanons because we got way too little of them considering how important both Waltz and Mia are to Aiden's character. Plus you'd think the literal antagonist would have more than 35 minutes of cut scenes but lol guess not. Desperately I need more of them, I know it's highly unlikely for dlc2 considering that part of Aiden's life is pretty much over. So I will make it MYSELF

I have need to draw both of my Mia aus and rant about them too. One of them is a wholesome she lives au, and her and Aiden are happy bc they deserve to be. And another is a very much NOT wholesome au where she's a villain, very much inspired by jinx arcane though in the way she acts rather than backstory fjjgjg. I'm basically stealing her and making her my oc bc she deserves so much better, I hate how we get so little of her, I will forever be salty she quite literally just exists for Aiden's character and DIES in the end. Like I'm fine with her dying because that ending hurt me so bad and I loved how broken it made me but?? the fact that they barely even gave her a personality. we know so little about her and she's supposed to be the protagonist's only reason to keep going. so yeah she deserves better.

at the same time tho, I don't think I'd change what we got. I absolutely adore being able to piece together the story ourselves because the way its told is lowkey confusing and there are things they don't exactly do a good job at explaining, but even with how messy the story can be I LOVE it because what they have is MY SHIT!!! I LOVE A DEPRESSED COCKY PROTAGONIST WITH TRAUMA. I LOVE A FOUND FAMILY. I LOVE THE ANGST. and i LOVE being able to take these characters and add onto them and give them more love because they deserve it.

anyway rant over i think. thanks for reading the word vomit if you did lmfao, literally was just a bit of a barely understandable rant fhhgjg

[fobredactedove]

dallon breeding kink. fucking you again and again for hours, coming right up against your cervix and womb. crying that it’s too much, can’t take any more, it hurts. ‘i know sweetheart, just a little longer f’me, let me fill you up again, gotta put a baby in you, such a cute little thing.’ sobbing and u can tell it’s too much for him too but he just keeps going. trying to squirm away but he’s so much bigger than you. strong hands holding ur hips down with an iron grip. it had seemed so hot at first, so you’d agreed when he’d asked, but you regret it so bad now. didn’t know what you were getting yourself into, what he would do, how determined he would be. you didn’t actually want to get pregnant, he knew that, you thought neither of you wanted a baby, but now you’re so full of his cum. stuffed to the brim, tummy bulging with it a bit. delirious with it and realizing that he really was going to fuck a baby into you and there was nothing you could do about it, so terrified. something snapped and you realized he wasnt going to let you get plan-b in the morning. your fate starting to dawn on you. stuck as his little boywife waddling around with a huge stomach. baby wriggling around inside of you. your whole body changing so much because of what he did to you. sobbing even harder, begging him not to. repeating again and again that you didn’t want a baby. ‘you know that’s not true honey, you let me do this yeah? you told me you wanted me to breed you and fill you up. and now you’re saying you don’t? i don’t believe you sweetheart’

when he’s done he’s soso sweet and comforts you, hands stroking your belly as you wear the panties he forced onto you to keep his cum in you. him cuddling up around you, holding you close, and just as you start to trust him again, that he really didn’t mean it, it was just a kink, he whispers in your ear ‘you’re gonna make such a good mommy’ and a single tear rolls down your cheek. defeated. exhausted.

screaming and sobbing in pain as you have to give birth to his baby and he’s holding your hand and cooing at you about how cute you are, how he wants you like this all the time.

or ok i just made myself sad with this alternative ending it is all a kink and you’re involving cnc(note: the first c,) and you’re on birth control. afterwards he gives you such sweet and extensive aftercare, running a you a bubble bath and washing your hair, making sure he didn’t go too far and you really did enjoy it. you nod and say maybe you don’t want to do it again or at least for a little while but you liked making him happy. would do anything for him.

no wife/kids au i fully believe he got a vasectomy because women’s rights. and he just really likes coming inside of people. together (bc and vasectomy) you can unite the world. the end. sry this was long and at the end not deaddove-ey.

welcome to my twisted mind(doesn’t actually personally like degradation/rape kink stuff but somehow keeps almost and just ends up hurting my own feelings)

<3

[cyberdragoninfinity]

*stokes the fire* Aporia

thinking about that tweet that's like "i like your funny reply friend! you'll be buried in my pyramid with me when i die"--that's how i feel with you delightful anons who give me excuses to Go Bananas About Aporia. said with so much love in my heart. thank you <3

favorite thing about them: GOD. THERE REALLY IS SO MUCH. Of course I love his design, it's absolutely bonkers in the best way--if you told me two years ago there was a nine foot tall monster robot yugioh character with angel symbolism out the ass i would have been like EXCUSE ME. HELLO. *RUNNING OVER* but also!! his arc is just fucking GOOD. he's just this sad and complex and angry and miserable old old old man in a robot werelion body who's actually three people who are actually just one person. peak yugioh villain nonsense i absolutely adore it. and i LOVE when villains have the face turn and fight back against the Big Bad as much as they can. it goes hard!!! (but also, specific small thing thats one of my favorite things about him--it's like, very implied despite being Gigantic he's fairly dexterous and gentle with how he handles things?? Always grabbing his tiny cards very delicately and doings little tricks with them and in tag force 6 (Citizen Kane for Insane Aporia Girlies) he actively tells you the protagonist that he doesnt make mistakes with how much force to use with things (being a machine and all.) idk it's just very cute to me. it's a sweet detail.)

least favorite thing about them: pained smile. big man proper's literally only in.....about 9-10 episodes total??? <:) crying. wailing. my kingdom for a SLIVER of more screentime. it's also a shame like. 2/3s of his episodes never got dubbed, I would have absolutely adored to see what the dubbed version would have looked like!! (especially since those eps include like. my Favorite 5ds duels. it'd be like having two whole cakes babey!!!!)

favorite line: ok im restraining myself from picking something from Tag Force because all of his dialogue in TF6 makes me sick in the head and i love it but I WILL PICK. SOMETHING FROM THE ANIME. LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. god. it's gotta be these.

also "I was imprisoned by my feelings, so you can have my feelings" which he says immediately before this, also to Z-ONE. A.) theyre just raw as hell, B.) ooohhhh my god ohhhh my fucking godddddd he loved him so fucking muuuuuch buy my fucking SILENCE

brOTP: when people draw him being friends with leo and/or luna i get soooooo soft ;_____; my kingdom for an AU where aporia got to live and could interact with them for once not under the pretenses of needing to Kill Team 5Ds. WAUUGH. also i guess brotp adjacent but him interacting with his embodiments is so fucking funny and it's apparently just me and the tag force devs who see and know the truth on that.

OTP: ooouugh...oughhhhh you Know im talking bout those old old men!!!!! i am #1 absolute adorer of the Iliaster Four Stars Peepaw Polycule (Aporia/Z-one/Paradox/Antinomy) we know this we know this. but special mention to my most favorite combo of that of all, my beloved Z-ONE/Aporia. see above. it doesnt even have a damn ship name 🤪they just!!!! make me absolutely fucking insane. theyre married theyre divorced theyre god and his most devoted archangel theyre old friends theyre a Fleetwood Mac album and theyre EVERYTHING TO ME!!!!!!! the second i get over worrying about being annoying i will Not shut up about them even more!!!!!

nOTP: i think if you ship with rua/leo you should go to jail and then directly to hell immediately after <3

random headcanon: Aporia Aporiaaaa my beloved bisexual italian/cuban autistic nonbinary dadgirl. i think in another life where he wasnt Extremely Fucked Up and Died Like Five Times he could have been good with kids. also. i think in the implied fixed future where the Four Stars get to live normally he would be a furry. him and eurea both. furcon couple

unpopular opinion: he's a GOOD CHARACTER!!!! HE AND THE EPISODES HE'S IN HAVE MERIT!!!!!! NOBODY BUT LIKE MAYBE 12 PEOPLE GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THIS GUY BUT HE ROCKS AND I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HIM!!!!!!! drawing my big sword (draw tablet) I Will Make Them Know About Him. >:)c

song i associate with them: i, dana "the mountain goats lover" ninetales of course. keep finding tmg songs to associate with characters. And Genesis 30:3 is one of my favorite songs for Aporia, especially re: his dynamic with Z-ONE. "I will do what you ask me to do/Because of how I feel about you." IS SO!!! MUFFLED WAILING.

favorite picture of them: oh man. *slams my giant briefcase of aporia screenshots down on the table* ok. ok let's see. just ONE favorite? alright. ok. i got this. hm. this one i think

A.) aaauuughh i love his 'broken' form i need to draw it sometimes....the Moment energy lines...... B.) TINY TINY FUCKING CARDS!!!!, C.) this is from the exact moment where something in my brain clicked and was like "oh. oh this guy is in my head now for real. maybe i do fuck with his design" and. well. things snowballed <3

[augustrambles]

im gonna be honest

my favorite trope is streamer AUs

either if its reader being another streamer, the streamer's roomates who the streamer's viewers love, or the streamer's biggest fan.

ive seen so many streamers aus and i love them all and i CANNOT STOP thinking of streamer stan w reader being his biggest fan and sends him like 10 dollars and hes like 😱

"i- damn [insert ur user], thx for the donation!!"

AND WHEN THERE'S SCENES THAT SHOWS WHAT THE CHAT IS SAYING OHH I LOVE THAT

eric997cartman: LMFAO SIMP

LIKE I ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SEEING THOSE

i remember forcing myself to read wattpad stories of DSMP or corpsehusband just so i could see the streamer au and be happy cuz there wasnt any ys or dr ones

i do remember seeing a mha one, but im no longer in mha because of the fandom n the episodes js sucked. it was only good in 2020 and 2021, even 2022 a lil bit. but 2021-2020 ws my danganronpa phase.

oh danganronpa.

i promise you if you told me in 2020 that i would forget a character's name i wouldve laughed in your face, i still love danganronpa just not as obsessed as i was before

i mean now i have south park

i think in the future ill probably laugh at my south park interest rn LMAO id be bullying myself

i still bully my quarantine phase, but i ws srs going insane in quarantine tbh, developed severe anxiety i was pulling my hair out and doing unmentionable things for attention

tbh i still do #HPD

but of course nothing i'd get cancelled over i hope.. either way i was not in the right state at those moments so i dont really care

ive changed a lot either way lmfao, i used to say nya.

i have a screenshot of me and my ex-gf talking in 2020 and i used "uwu, nya" all that and it makes me cringe so hard.

my ex gf ws so mean tho, her name was savannah, she was 2 yrs older than me, i remember i had a boy best friend named jacob and he had a bf whos name ws i forgot so lets call him axel

and turns out savannah was dating axel behind my back n then axel SHOWED jacob ss's of him cheating on him like broo😭😭 proud for coming clean ig but dude.....

i met them on a roblox cafe so that makes sense

thank you for listening to me rant i love you

anyway yes im writing😓😓

i just havent found the right ideas to get me the lil boost i use to write everything

i recommend requesting⁉️⁉️💯💯🔥🔥

[wanderingchocolateeclair]

Pirate AU Snippet - Shinya edition <3

Because I did one from Tsunagu's pov, you now get one from Shinya's pov (only it takes place before the other snippet and involves more Lore! Yayyy!)

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There was a fight.

He found us. Tracked us down…

It’s expected, knowing that we possess both the Heart and Soul now. He’ll do anything to get them back and bring torment across the seas yet again, and I won’t let that happen.

She was angry. Rage swelling in waves and crashing against our ship, I felt the heat of her anger. Justifiable anger. 

This curse is painful.

For us it is hollowing, death, numbness, empty blank feelings and a hunger- a desire to feel human again.

But for her, it is writhing pain. The feeling of souls crushed under her waves, unable to be set free- it is darkness. A darkness that is spreading, becoming harder to avoid.

I feel that darkness. The torment that is spreading through her waves, I can feel it resonating within my hollow heart- my soul… do I even have one?

A heart, I do not have, I have been told many times.

A cold and uncaring man.

A heartless man. 

Shinya Kamihara, the man undeserving of anything. The captain that led his crew to ruin and death. The cursed captain.

It has been years since I felt the desire to feel, I’ve long given up on that dream. I do not deserve to feel again, I do not deserve the things that await me once this curse is lifted.

I do not deserve love.

And yet…

There was a moment... no- I’d play it off as the sea and her cruel tricks…

But…

That blond bastard. That idiot- that- that Tsunagu...

He fell, I do not recall how, by the recoil of the cannons or the wind’s attempt at pushing fate… he fell.

I don’t know why, but I pushed aside my pride to catch him- there was a rush of adrenaline through my bones- as if- as if I could feel…panic.

We need him. I constantly tell myself to stop the urges to throw him overboard, that annoying rasp of spitefulness and bold teasing in his voice makes me want to punch him- we need him to break this curse. I say.

But then why?

Why, in that moment, could I hear my own voice on the wind speaking such selfish words?

I need him. 

I can’t believe it. I truly am a fool.

I need him, to feel alive.

I did not wish to feel alive until he came along. Why… why?

How can a heartless man feel heartache for something he doesn’t deserve? Why does my heart yearn for a feeling I have lost?

I felt something when I held onto his arms, fighting against the wind and the pull of the vortex in the waves. I felt… panic. 

I could feel my heart.

There was a crack in the curse- just for that moment- the darkness eroded away and I could see fear in his eyes.

He’d never seemed scared- not once, since he came onto this ship, it was always fighting and stubborness from that bastard but…

Fear.

Not a word was spoken, yet I heard so clearly- he begged for me to not let him go, even knowing we cannot die, there was fear…

And why? Why did I feel that if I let him go, I would lose my only window to life itself- why did my heart scream at me to keep him safe-

And when he slipped from my grasp, I felt as if the sea tugged at my heart saying get him back- and even as I felt the currents pulling him away from me and the blinding pain of the water in my lungs when I followed, it wasnt until we surfaced again with him back in my arms, that I realised.

It was those eyes, god, those eyes…

Those same eyes that I saw as a child, many years ago, when a young boy saved me from the consequences of my starvation and need.

Those beautiful green eyes- 

The windows to the soul, and if that soul shines a more beautiful sea-green than the ocean herself, what could possibly reside deep within, other than something the heart desires.

Something my heart desires.

What does my hollow heart desire?

Is it gold? Treasures? All that which I lost my heart and my family for - all for that greed?

Is it life? Love? To be cared for? The things I no longer feel?

Or is it three feet away from me, retching into a bucket and shivering from cold? Is it an annoying rich boy, that fell into the water to save my life, pushing me out of the way of an occurring gunfight and getting knocked overboard instead? The man that’s saved me more times than he knows?

Would he know?

There is said to be another curse like mine, one that resides within one’s soul and can be seen more as a blessing by those around it. One born from tragedy and the ruin of a soul at the beginning of life. An attraction to other curses.

One that also resides within this cruel curse of death.

I am certain. It is in his eyes. It is in the way his words bring encouragement to everyone, like the wind in the sails pushing us towards our fate.

If I am the embodiment of the sea, and he has the spirit of the wind within him… 

It’s almost poetic, that the heart and soul could come together bearing the very same curses as the monster that doomed us with undying death.

I have hope.

For the first time in years, I can feel myself longing for this curse to be over. I do not deserve this freedom, yet my heart yearns for it. If he stays…

…

He calls me captain.

It’s teasing, a sort of fierce and brave mockery- but not willingfully harmful.

At first, I wanted to carve that word out of his mouth. When he found out who I was… I hated how it sounded- coming from such an annoying need to get on my nerves. Ignorant of how that title is behind me, I even snapped at him over it…

And then he stopped. For a while. I realised he didn’t mean any harm by it… he was… considerate.

‘Captain’ he calls me now. It’s softer. It is teasing, but it’s genuine. My heart knows it… even not present in my own chest, I feel as if it is beating again some days. Is the curse eroding? Or have we become too far lost within it, that life is starting to adapt?

Captain.

I am not deserving of that name. Not after I let my greed take the lives of my crew… my family. I loathe the memories that return at the hint of my time as captain.

But…

When he says it, my heart seems to forget it’s rage. It feels… hopeful. As if my days as captain could resume once more, and maybe… would it be too much to ask him to join me?

He is looking at me again. I expected him to make a snarky comment… he thanked me.

How can a man with no soul still be so god damn patient and selfless?

…

I have decided.

We will lift this curse. And once it is lifted, I will embrace my heart once more. I was foolish to think I didn’t need it.

A blood moon is approaching… I wonder how he’ll react if I bare my heart to him. Will he be frightened? Confused? I want to be kind to him, even when my heartless body will not let me. I want to care. I shall repay him for all the kindness he has shown me.

Once this curse is lifted…

Tsunagu Hakamata shall have my heart.

----

<3

[askglassanon]

Incorrect Quotes: Glass Addition

Spare Keys (derogatory)

Glass, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Firestorm: Hey. Comet: Hello. Prism: Hi! Glass: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Serum: We were out of Doritos.

— (Can't think of a funny title)

Glass: Can I be frank with you guys? Firestorm: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Serum: Can I still be Serum? Comet: Shh, let Frank speak.

— Glass if she was mortal

Glass: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Bee: You're like 15 years old Glass: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

— Why is this so accurate?

Glass: Bee... Bee: Oh no, 'Bee' in b-flat. Bee: You're disappointed.

— This is low-key interchangeable

Glass, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Bee: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

—

FFR!Glass: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Comet: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

— Modern nobody dies AU

Glass, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing. Serum: Okay Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink? Glass: Orange soda, please! Serum: I'll have the strawberry soda. Firestorm: Me too, strawberry soda. Glass:

— MND AU Follow up (Oddly in character)

Glass, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Serum: You did WHAT– Firestorm: William Snakepeare

— MND part 3

Glass: I trust Serum. Firestorm: You think they know what they're doing? Glass: I wouldn't go that far.

— Imagine if Glass was ever this bold (Fun fact this Quote was in the Unshipping category)

Glass: I just wanna be called cute 21/7. Firefly: Why no 24/7? Glass: Snack breaks.

— Hehe >:3

Firefly: *holds a gun out to Glass* Glass: I-I don't believe in guns. Firefly: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

—

Bee: Why do you hang out with me? Glass: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me! Bee: … Bee: I feel a bit sorry for you.

— If Serum had a childhood

Serum: *watching their house burn down* Serum: Serum: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

— Four am (original prompt mentioned bread but I don't think Serum would like bread)

Pyrite : *Turns on the kitchen light* Serum: *Sitting at the table, eating sardines from the can* Pyrite : It’s four in the morning. Serum: Turn the light back off.

— Donnie would teach Serum to be a little menace

Serum: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASNT. NOBODY IS LAUGHING. Serum: *pulls up a graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! IVE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY! Pyrite : I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst. Serum: CONGRATULATIONS! YOUVE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERES A MEDAL! *pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help*

— Oh my gosh the Celestial AU!?

Celestial!Glass: Three words. Say them and I'm yours. Celestial!Raph: Three words. Celestial!Glass: ♡

— Seems about right

Glass: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Glowbug: It’s not a joke. Glowbug: *sniffles* Glowbug: I’m a legit snack

— Serum wouldn't break and enter casually with zero hesitation

Pyrite : Serum, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Pyrite : Now let’s break into this apartment.

— .. Yeah. Given Potion's genuine and general lack of concern for potions safety this is accurate

Serum: Are you sure this is safe? Potion : Safer than Flintstone vitamin gummies in a bottle. Potion : Keep twisting, junior! All you’re gonna get is clicks.

— FIRST TRY!

Comet: Potion , you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break. Potion : DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”

— Wasp Glass probably

Bee: You shouldn't be using a straw. Glass: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. Bee: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

—

Glass: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders? Firefly : Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man. Glass: THE WHO? Firefly : Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?

[frost-bites-slushies]

x

sometimes i forget that im never allowed to go back, that i cant participate over there anymore as much as id love to. i cant post anything about that anymore and its just my fault. im scared what people are saying about me there, i dont know and its so very scary.

i dont know how i couldve stayed in that fandom after what i did, but i want to, but i also know id only open myself up to reminding them of me after they likely started to move on. i dont want to be that selfish, i hurt people, i affected people, but i still like to just. fantasize over what i would do.

i'd love to have made a little fan character, based on one of my cute little plushies maybe, probably the apprentice to my favorite character in that au. probably shit at cooking just like me too, but they keep em around cuz theyre sweet eheeh

iunno, i can only dream though, as much as i wish i could make it real. i know the people there and i know they know eachother, theres no doubt at least one warned their friends about me. my favorite creator from that fandom blocked me, i still see snippets of their work through reblogs, but. i know they told the other creators in that fandom about me. to look out for me maybe. i dont know why some of those creators havent blocked me yet, but i can count my blessings i suppose, but i wouldnt complain if they did block me, because i deserve it entirely.

i dont know, i just. wish. maybe if i changed my name? maybe if i tried to change everything about myself so i wasnt recognizable? so much about me would be lost, the characters i developed for years before now, the name i got from nice memories with past friends of mine. but i would be free. i would be able to go back, to do what i want to do, to come back smarter and more informed as someone new.

but that would just be lying. and lying got me here. i would lose so much, and would it be worth it? to be able to participate in something i love if i have to limit myself forever? i can never talk how i want, draw how i want, ill have to get rid of my sona and make it unique enough that they couldnt track me down. but if i do reenter that fandom, ill be found out by them as quick as a heartbeat, because i talked with them so often and shared so much of myself.

and they put all that information i trusted them with into making a post about me. they put the art that i gave to them as gifts in the post so people could recognize how i draw, they put the details of how i interact with others and how i use my account online so people could figure me out even if i didnt post art, and im damn sure if i didnt delete it, my discord would be in the post too. if i showed my face, im sure they would have slapped that in there. im surprised they didnt try and detail what my fucking voice sounded like.

because of a stupid dingy little post they made, im restricted from things i love, because even after knowing me for months, they think i didnt feel guilt. that i wanted to hurt them and i did it on purpose. that i didnt learn from what i did to them. they think i was so immature that i didnt know what i did wrong.

do they still think that? do they believe i am really so immature and stupid that i wouldnt learn? i was their best friend. i was so close to all of them. i believed them all to be sweet people, but they made me terrified of coming back to the internet at all. I didnt run away for my own selfishness, i ran so they didnt have to see my face again, but the very person i listened to them fucking shit talk about behind closed doors found my account and outed me.

do you know how much shit i have on them? the things i could say about them? how awful they are in private? i believe only two people of the group are genuinely nice people, and even then they still cut me off, like they had every right to do. but they didnt make me terrified, they didnt yell and scream at me, they didnt call me a "slippery rat" and a manipulative lying bastard. They wanted to believe in me, but they rightfully took the victim side and cut me out. one figured out a bit later that they were wrong for trying to keep contact with me, the other was only dissapointed in me, which hurt significantly more than hateful words.

only two people of the whole group were respectful to me. they treated me like a human that did something awful, and not just a sick, twisted and manipulative monster. one of the group tried to manipulate one of the two people that were willing to keep contact and help me change. this person told my friend to just pretend to be my friend, and ghost me once i got new friends or felt better, to be my fake friend and dissapear once "everything was fine".

another ranted and called me hateful things in a reblog of the stupid post on me. they said i was a rat, that i "got away before they could get to me", assumedly to curse at me in dms like in that reblog. they told me to never come back, that nobody likes me, that i no longer had a place in that fandom.

i was scared, and i still am. but ive said that enough times. I've been scared for a while, and the people that are still beside me know that.

i just wish i could do what i love, but as they said, i dont have a place there anymore.

i think ill come back as someone new.

[i-cant-stop-fandoming-help]

Im. Talking about this too cuz its making me miserable and i dont have therapy for two weeks. Probably wont be calmly worded. Vent thingy ig so you can scroll past. Mainly me yelling into the abyss so i dont bash my head into a wall.

Youre horrible. I hate you. I fucking hate you.

"Octo, nana, the other one i forgot the name of" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. FORGETTING ME OR ALASTOR? PRESUMABLY ME SINCE I FUCKING KNOW YOUVE SENT ME YOUR FICS BEFORE. ALL OF WHICH ARE DELETED FROM MY DOCS THING BECAUSE I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH YOU AGAIN.

"K*bairaz drew cp!" THE CHARACTERS ARE CANON ADULTS. THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY LINUJ. "Fuck mika fr being fine with it" BEING FINE WITH AN ADULT DRSWING NSFW OF CANONICAL ADULT CHARACTERS? YEAH. SHAME ON ME FOR THAT I GUESS.

OCTO HAD TO TALK WITH RAY BECAUSE MR BRADY/MHC/WHATEVER WAS SPREADING AND SAYING BULLSHIT ABOUT THAT AND OCTO WAS CLEARING EVERYRHING BRADY SAID UP.

IM NOT GONNA BE A FUCKING PISSBABY IF I HAVE A DISCOMFORT OVER AN ARTIST. "Nooooo dont interact with them theyre a discomfort for me" IM NOT GOING TO THROW A FIT IF ANY OF MY FRIENDS TALKS WITH THAT ARTIST TO CLEAR UP POSSIBLY LIFE RUINING ALLEGATIONS. THAT IS UTTER BULLSHIT.

ALSO, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW TSUREI BECAME A DISCOMFORT WHEN YOU NEVER FUCKING TOLD ME. I MADE, LIKE, ONE POST SAYING I WAS WRITING A FIC FOR IT. IS THAT WHAT THE BLOCK WAS FOR?

YOU HAD TSUREI INVOLVED IN ONE OF YOUR AUS, YOU TALKED ABOUT THE PAIRING MULTIPLE TIMES. HOW WAS I MEANT TO KNOW. BECAUSE YOU PORTRAYED IR AS ABUSIVE??? WHEN THE AU WAS BASED ON A SONG ABOUT ABUSE?? BUT YOU STILL MENTIONED THE SHIP A FEW TIMES IN MANY NON ABUSIVE SCENARIOS. AND THE FIC I WAS WRITING WAS FOR A FRIEND, BY THE FUCKING WAY.

^ALSO TO ADD ONTO THIS, IN AUGUST, I DMED YOU ABOUT A TSUREI ANGST FIC AND SAID "It's a Tsurei angst fic because they are a divorced couple." AND TO MAKE IT EASIER ON MYSELF, HERE ARE SCREENSHOTS.

ALSO, WE DIDNT CARE ABOUT YOU? JANUARY 19TH, 2023, 11:44 PM. I SAID "can i vent?" FOLLOWED BY "actually, maybe not, its about something that might make you uncomfy."

I WAS MISERABLE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO ME AT SCHOOL THAT DAY, AND IT WAS STRESSING ME OUT, AND I NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE, ANYONE, ABOUT IT, BUT I STILL PUSHED IT DOWN FOR YOUR SAKE.

THERE WAS ANOTHER TIME, I DONT REMEMEBR WHAT MONTH, WHERE I WAS SO, SO CLOSE TO TEARS AND STILL DODNT VENT TO YOU BUT STILL LET TOU TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR TRAUMA AND WHATEVER EVEN TJOUGH I PROBABLY WASNT IN THE SPOT FOR IT MENTALLY.

YOU WERE PART OF THE ENCLOSURE FAMILY. WE WOULD HAVE GROUP THERAPY SESSIONS TIME TO TIME AND TRY TO COMFORT EACHOTHER. WE DID CARE FOR YOU, AND YOUR AUS, AND WE TRIED TO HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING.

DONT YOU PULL THIS FUCK FUCK SHIT WITH ME. IF YOU PULL THIS SHIT AND SPREAD HORSESHIT ONE MORE TIME, AND TRY TO RUIN OCTO OR I OR NANA OR ALASTORS NAMES AGAIN, I WILL NOT FUCKING HESITATE TO DROP SCREENSHOTS OF THE CRAP YOUVE PULLED.

AND IF YOURE UNDER THE AGE OF 13, GET OFF THE INTERNET ITS GOING TO MESS YOU UP BIG. ABOVE IT? YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

I AM LETTING MYSELF BE ANGRY, AND NOBODY CAN STOP THAT.

[margotquinsel]

Modern Encanto Au

Chapter 9 neighbours

Agustin turned round to see what made that noise. He obviously thought it was Mickey Mouse, it wasn't, in fact it was the new neighbour.

"Why howdy there!"

"Hello/"

"You just got 'ere?"

"Erm yeah."

"I didnt scare you? Did !?"

"You didnt, dont worry."

"Certainly scared me.." Isabela whispered to her sisters. Julieta heard this and nudged her, you could tell that she was also frightened.

" So where ya from?"

"Columbia, well, thats not where i'm from but my wife and her side are from...there. em where are you from?"

"Texas, Austin. Where abouts in columbia do you stay?""

" Valle de Coroca."

" never been. Is it nice?"

"Yeah.. Very nice, lovely tow- "

" Oh must be great 'iving there."

Julieta wanted to sleep. She was getting very annoyed at the lady. Agustin had the keys and if she asked for the keys the lady might think that Julieta hated her and never wanted to see her again, even if they've just met.

"Well, we better head inside , my girls.." He looked back at his daughters and his wife.

"They're exhausted after many hours of travelling."

"Oh , I see. The cabins are lovely, you'll love them. Well then, go on."

Agustin took the key out of his pocket and unlocked the door, expecting the lady to go to her own cabin she walked right in.

"what a lovely place!" The lady exclaimed "Betta than mine!"

Julieta wasnt happy that she was in there new cabin.

"I'm so sorry but i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you to leave." Julieta told her.

"Why?"

"Because we've only known each other for what 4 minutes 2 minutes?"

"I dont see a problem."

"Well I do, please leave."

"Thats so rude."

"Please leave, I'm not going to say it one more time."

"I only wanted to have to have a wee look."

"Leave please."

"Out of respect, I think you should leave, you're making my wife uncomfortable."

After a couple minutes of trying to get her to leave, she gave up and stopped arguing.

"Finally.."

The family were relieved that she was gone.

"Theres 3 bedrooms."

"I should get one to myself since I'm the oldest."

'I dont mind sharing with someone.¨

[gam3rsuar5sr3x]

amen. i dont think i might send anymore bible verses cause i dont think i should become a teacher at all cause scripters say the things we teach jesus judge us by strictly and with greater strictness than others.

but i will say that he is real and ill never forget the bible verses i shared.

@metakazkz was one guy i shared it to. hes the one who made the abysstale and moonside comics, of course ill admit i admired him too much to the point of putting his au in my take on dustfell (witch i think i,m at a possablility to quit because i saw a video on judgement day that scared me ill explain later) but to all my christian friends. my pastor did pray for me sence i had wierd ocd like thoughts like "i,m this person" or that person and it was usally about fictional characters like some of them were from undertale stuff and from roblox piggy like the abysstale frisk and sans and alphys (and i didnt want them cause i thought it was making me out to claim it and i refused cause my identity is in christ not in fictional characters) and plus evolution isnt biblical, and he told me that the lord told him that i was listening and watching some dark things that open up the door to demons and i had to cut off certian things and i first thought it was undertale but i kept listening to it until i saw a youtube short on a rebellious girl going to hell, and it scared me cause it had a scene from a movie of her out of body expierence and it was her in an ambulance and then shes in hell screaming (not burning but probably going to somewhere where she would burn) and laying down and it shows us shes screaming as she slowly gose into an area in her torment area and it scared the MESS out of me for some reason cause all i saw was her going somewhere and her screaming, i dont know what part of it scared me but i dont wanna see it ever again cause of how scary it was. but in the end i cut off undertale music and the entire genre of undertale and aus as a whole out of fear of going to hell, then i began repenting everyday just to make myself "clean" incase id die one of my nights on earth cause our lives could end in a flash and tomorrow isnt garunteed then i made it to sunday by the grace of god, and in the end i go from cutting it off without any problem of doing so to being greived by the fact i might have to cut it off and never enjoy undertale and its genre ever again, and not just undertale and aus but also piggy and the reading moonside comic with metakaz. but then that fear where i have to get clean from sin before dying went away and everytime i,m outside my room out my house i,m always thinking id wanna go enjoy undertale and aus and piggy and moonside comic (witch is fnaf fan so thats why i also wouldnt wanna read it) but whenever i go back into my room or am in my room i would have that tired feeling and irretated a bit like i shouldnt do it, so i told this to my mom and she asked if this was some religous spirit on me. to me it probably could have been cause i think "i gotta get clean or i,m going to hell" whenever i repent and in doing so i think i made the mistake of trusting in my works to get right with god, and she told me that it wasnt like i was trying to rebel against god whenever i listen to that stuff unless gods trying to call me away from it to show me something about or saying "hey come here". so i went along with the same thing she said and said it to myself as well. but of course she said that was as long as i put jesus first and by first we mean our priority cause the lord should be priority, as a result i still enjoyed it (probably too much) but i had a tendancy cut off undertale and piggy and moonside comic ect from time to time as well as waiting for a week or longer until i can finally go back to it (though i did during those weeks think of undertale and all that stuff). then i saw videos on judgement day and it really scared me cause the main character who got judged had sin of divorce and adultry but what had me back in the fear is that he justified his sin. it scared me cause i,m looking back at what i said saying "its not like i,m trying to rebel against god when i enjoy it its only when it becomes an idol" and i probably think i did go that far and shoudlnt have, it scared me and now i feel like by saying all that i think and feel as if i was trying justifying it as sin and got exposed.

Episode 1572/1758. The Scripture art series from Revelation to Genesis.

[funkys-pen]

“Oohhh!!! That soulmate au where any writing on their arms shows up on the others arm!!! And they end up complaining about each other to each other until one of them finally realizes” [prompt via @mothman-files​]

word count: 1056 | warnings: none ! | overall: fwhip/jimmy, soulmate au :D

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Hello?

woah?? hello???

Hi.

Im your soulmate.

what??? no way

Yes way.

this is so weird, what?

Were you not expecting this? Eventually I mean

no?

how’s this even work?

When I write on my arm it shows up on yours. And vice versa

oh??

I take it soulmates aren’t a big thing in your culture.

i guess not

Thats fine. Its mainly a human thing.

and yet here i am

and yet here you are

-

how have you been?

-

Sorry. I felt you write something but I didnt see it. Ive been really busy.

it’s alright.

i just asked how you are :)

Aw.

Ive been fine. You?

same here.

-

I know its been a while again. Im sorry. Lots of family stuff.

I probably wont be back for a while. Have a good day though

all good. i hope everything turns out alright.

-

2.5 per star

3 stars

7.5 hearts per rocket

2 rockets bare

what murder am i witnessing?

Oh

Im sorry I forgot you could see this

you’re fine, you’re fine

been like… a couple years, i get it.

you’re definitely plotting murder though, whats up with that?

Ugh. Just this guy.

Hes annoying as hell.

so you’re killing him?

yeah.

okay. fair

whatd he do to you anyways?

Not much today.

He doesnt really do much, hes just irritating and its funny when hes mad.

i think i’m about to learn my soulmate’s a massive prick.

Me? No, never.

Yeah, a little bit.

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i might be ready to plot a murder myself

Oh? Do tell

this smug twit. he took something of mine and cgod i hate this guy.

Whatd he take?

idk if i can tell you that.

something really important to me.

Secrets, secrets.

Whyd he take it?

hell if i know.

to be a twit.

He sounds like an ass.

he is.

Best of luck. Kill him slowly and terribly for me.

i will.

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i think i just made a really big mistake.

i’m sorry. i know its late

Its fine. Me too actually.

what’d you do?

Dont think I can say.

me neither.

if you do something, and you know the consequences, but you’re just so angry that you don’t really realize the severity

does that make you a bad person?

I dont think so.

why not?

I guess its all about intent in the end, right?

You didnt really mean to do what you did.

But maybe thats just wishful thinking cause I sort of did the same thing.

huh.

Not quite, I mean. I wasnt really angry. I just didnt expect everything to happen like it did. I probably shouldve.

i get it

Or maybe were both just assholes.

maybe. we’re destined for each other for a reason.

Right.

I need to go to bed. If I can.

alright. rest well.

<3

I’ll try. You too.

<3

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by the way, did i tell you i got my thing back?

the thing he stole from me.

Oh good :) Congrats

-

what's your name anyways?

Oh I definitely cant tell you that

aw, come on

No seriously. Youll know exactly who I am.

what are you, a celebrity?

Something like that

How about you, what’s your name?

well now im worried about saying mine.

What are you, a celebrity?

i mean sort of??

its a really generic name but i feel like it + the things i’ve told you would clue you off

especially if you know my empi

ignore that

Wait

No chance

ignore that ignore that

Youre an emperor?

Who are you?

dammit

Wait

Oh for fucks sake.

what?

-

hello?

-

look, i’m sorry if that freaked you out or something but

Its not that, christ.

I mean it kind of is, I guess

Ugh.

Hi Jimmy

there it is

hi.

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you’re not a citizen are you

no one out of the codlands calls me jimmy

and we don’t do the whole soulmate thing here.

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so after much deliberation, i think i’ve figured you out

Go ahead.

sausage.

Oh my fucking god.

what’s that mean?

Howd you get that. Please do tell.

is that a no?

well because we stopped talking due to your family issues right

and around that time was when the whole grimlands heir thing happened

and you’re too mean to be gem, and sausage is the twins like stepbrother or something

Godbrother

And Gems pretty mean.

either way

it was either sausage or fwhip.

and you wrote to me after the end fight saying you made a mistake and sausage helped free the demon

+you wouldn’t tell me your name because i’d know

fWhip also has a pretty unique name

and he led you to the dragon in the first place.

i mean sure

but that would mean fwhip is my soulmate

Is that really that much more unbelievable than it being sausage?

eh. sausage isnt really all that bad.

but not him, got it.

well there goes my one lead.

What do you mean?

the family issues thing. i can’t remember anything else around that time.

What about fWhip?

Again. That’d mean he’s my soulmate.

Jimmy.

what?

Youre ridiculous.

what??

come on, what do you mean?

Im going to fly to the Codlands and Im going to kill you

what’d i do???

wait really?????

-

you could’ve just told me.

You couldve just guessed better.

And I reiterate, you are dense as brick.

“What about fWhip” “How do you know it isnt fWhip” etc etc

Seriously I thought I was being too obvious.

well clearly you weren’t

it's not my fault. why would you be my soulmate i hate you

You didnt seem very hateful when you k

okay okay okay i get it

that aside

that aside you're just not what i expected

Uh huh

You literally called me a prick when I was talking about blowing you up, I think that

you were talking about me???

fits my bill pretty well

Yes??

God you are hopeless.

<3

aw. that heart feels passive aggressive.

Maybe it is.

whatever

we need to talk about this tomorrow

Oh are we going to be doing as much talking as we did today

Thats “talking”, with quotation marks, by the way. In case you couldnt tell.

shut up

cod i hate you

Do I need to remind you of my previous comment?

shove off

<3

<3

[x3kristax3]

Be That Girl- AU

We’re cuddling on the couch watching a movie, he knows I had a rough couple days at work and he did too at the cyber security office. He grabbed chinese on his way over and made sure to get both of our favorites and some beer. I swear he’s the only man that has figured out what beer I like.

Six months ago, I went to a company event with one of my friends as her plus one. I wasn’t too happy about it as she works for a cyber security company but I went anywhere after breaking up with my boyfriend I needed to get out of the house. I never imagined I would see a guy like him there. His black hair, blue eyes, and that smile caught my attention. Oh that smile, I couldn’t stay away from him. He didn’t have a plus one with him and my friend didn’t mention he was taken. We instantly hit it off.  The way he looked at me that day sent shivers down my spine and I couldn’t stay away from him. What we both thought was going to be a one-night stand ended us falling in love.

He pauses the movie to bring the take out containers into the kitchen and I see his phone go off. I look at it and my heart breaks

Jessy: Hey babe, when will you be home?

As I’m holding his phone he comes out of the kitchen, “MC why do you have my phone?”

“I was about to tell you, you had a notification but now I need to know something more.” I say tossing his phone on the coffee table and he see’s the text message.

"I'm sorry, I should have ended it with her when I realized my feelings for you." His head tilts forward after putting down two more beers.

"Why didn't you tell me when we met?" I sit looking at him.

"I was planning on it but you took my breath away. She couldn't make it that day becaue of her work which is normal for both of us. I had no intention of hooking up let alone falling in love that day." He looks in my eyes.

I see the heartbreak but how do I know this isn't an act. He hid it for six months from both of us. I never wanted to be that girl. The girl that takes another woman's man. I look away from him.

"You should leave, Jake." I say trying to hold back the tears.

"MC, please let me explain." His voice is soft and emotional.

"No, please go. I never wanted to be THAT girl ``I yell trying to stop the tears.

I watch Jake walk out of the apartment head hung low. I turn off the tv and clean up the food. How can I be so stupid to think a guy like him would be interested in only me? Why didn't Cleo tell me he was with someone? How long has he been seeing her?

I toss the plate across the kitchen and it shatters. My heart can't take this right now.

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3 weeks later

Cleo got a promotion in the company and asked me to join her and a bunch of her coworkers for drinks. She told me he wasnt going to be there so I finally agreed after she begged for a bit. I just got home from work and throw on a pair of jeans and a button down shirt and heels. I told her I would meet her at the bar.

I finally get there and this place is packed. I mansge to get in before they have to stop people and I see her and a bunch of people at a table. I start to head over but then I see him and this gorgeous red hair clinging to him. I head to the bar to get myself a drink and Cleo comes up and taps my shoulder. I turn around and she instantly knows.

“Drink is on my tab. I’m sorry, he told me he wasn’t going to come.” she says

“So a double whiskey and coke” I say with a laugh.

“Go ahead, you need it. I will tell you though, MC. He ended it with her about two weeks ago. She just doesn’t want to let him go.” she states as she flags down the bartender to get my drink added to her tab.

“Why doesn’t he tell her off?” I ask at this point just annoyed with the whole thing.

“He thinks he doesn’t stand a chance to get you back.” she says as she walks back to the table with everyone. I stand there watching as he hands me two drinks for her and me. I grab them and head over to her.

“Cleo… you don’t drop that bombshell and walk away!” I exclaim in front of everyone.

“Yes I do” she say say with a smirk, sitting down, leaving the only spot for me to sit is next to Jake.

I stare at her as she grabs her drink from me. “Ugh you're getting me another drink for that” I state as I sit down next to him. I see the girl on the other side of him, drinking her beer and for the first time I see him push her away.

We sit there for a bit drinking and laughing and I see the pool table opened up. I jump up and grab Cleo’s hand and pull her towards it. She must have looked back because as we get to the table I see Jake, Ryan who she has been dating for a couple months, and that redhead. I roll my eyes and grab a pool stick.

“Cleo and Ryan, Jake and I?” I ask him

“How do you know Jake?” she asks.

“I went to a company thing with Cleo. I’m MC by the way.” I say with a fake smile.

“Jessy, also I want to play pool.”

“I think it's more fair if a girl and guy against another pair, and I did run over here for the table. So it’s only fair that I play.” I say as I take a drink and realize it’s finished.

“Jessy, why don’t you go get us all a drink on my tab” Jake says.

I can tell he’s trying to get her away but she doesn't want to leave him alone. “Whiskey and coke” I say with a smile.

Cleo and Ryan tell their beers and I roll my eyes as it's both I hate. I see Jessy roll her eyes as she walks away. Once she's far enough away, I’m setting up the table and I feel a hand on my lower back. I look over and see Jake and let out a sign.

“Jake, you hurt me in ways you don’t even know.” I say grabbing a pool stick.

“Here let me break it for us” he grabs it from my hand and breaks it.

“How about this, if we win, you give me another chance. I ended it with her.” he states

“And if we lose, you let it go” I state with my hand out.

“Deal,” he smiles as he grabs my hand.

“What do we get out of this?” Cleo asks.

“A game of pool with your best friend,” I say with a smile.

We play a game and win. I get so into the game and drinking even with Jessy there. As we win the game I jump into Jake's arms. I see the smile on his face as he catches me. I swear my breathing get stuck in my throat. I jump down and he pulls me close, ‘a deal is a deal” he whispers into my ear.

I notice Jessy storms off for the first time tonight away from him and she realizes what is going on. “Jake, does she know you cheated?” I ask.

``Yes, but she thinks we can work it out.” he says not releasing me from his grip.

I look over and see her kissing some random dude, ‘well that ship has sailed’ i giggle as i tilt my head. He looks over and then back and me and kisses me deep and passionately.

I lose focus of everything and give in to him. The drinks aren’t helping my case of being mad at him.

He finally pulls away and I notice the group is looking at us, including her. He makes me look back into this eyes, “I want you and only you. I’m an idiot to not have ended that when I met you.”

His voice and his eyes as he says that looking into me makes me melt into him, “don’t ever do that again because there won’t be another chance.” I say with a smile.