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Good evening, everyone! Let's banish our Sunday Scaries with Day 7 on the advent calendar of THE LATEST LITERACY WALLCHART FOR CHILDREN. And, not to oversell it or anything, but it's a good one. A really good one, actually. I think I might make you scroll for it.
I am aware you haven't seen every fact yet, but let me assure you that this cabbage fact specifically has been commented on by *everyone* who has ever visited THE LATEST LITERACY WALLCHART FOR CHILDREN. It is so poetic and resonant and pleasant on the tongue. Almost meditative.
"so large the cabbage is." I wouldn't want to diminish it with excess chatter, so let's just leave it there. I've already said too much. I haven't said enough.
#i thought that i heard you cabbage#i thought that i heard you large#i think i thought i'm a little drunk#THE LATEST LITERACY WALLCHART FOR CHILDREN#advent calendar
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Left this abandoned in the drafts (which is a bit ironic) but it's a spin on this post, where instead of Apollo just being locked in some room on Olympus somewhere, he's bound to the ruins of an abandoned Ancient Greek city. Maybe somewhere near Delphi, maybe Troy, idk.
#trials of apollo#toa apollo#lester papadopoulos#sunny speaks#would this count as another au? idk#apollart#I got this Idea after learning about ancient Thera (which I can't believe I didn't know about before)#It was kind of the Ancient Greek equivalent to Pompeii? Except the volcanic eruption was MUCH more catastrophic#but because the eruption was so big the people on the island had warning signs for like a decade before it happened#So we have ruins that have been perfectly preserved but there are no bodies#Bc all the people were able to evacuate before the disaster#I mean there aren't even animal corpses at these sites they got everyone out#Fun fact this is also considered to be a large reason why Minoan civilization ended up falling apart#ANYWAYS all that aside I heard “abandoned ruins that have been perfectly preserved in ash” and immediately thought “Hmmmm yes ... suffering#Though to be clear I would not put Apollo in the ruins of ancient Thera (Tho the thought of him being the local cryptid of Santorini is fun#But you know what other city was burned to the ground? Heeheehee
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Converting-in-a-small-towncore:
-Getting stopped in the middle of the street or store
-Everyone talks about you behind your back (and you only find out when your goyish friends/family mention it)
-Closest shul is at minimum forty miles away
-The closest place for conversion is another one hundred miles away
-It's not unlikely you're the only one like you in the whole town
-Where is the kosher section.
-Having to sacrifice aspects of practice that literally can't be done because of where you live and learning how to accept that
-You're going to be so happy regardless, relishing in the offline, yet equally tiny jewish community you've found
#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#yes this is largely based on my own experiences and a bit of what i've heard others talk about#rio romeo was right... small towns don't forgive#it sounds like i'm complaining and i kind of am - kvetching is my profession. but i AM grateful#there just comes a time where i'm Done with the feeling of all eyes being On You#if i could go through life being visibly associated with jews and never being looked at or talked to about it i think it'd be nice
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Ash IG Story
#if you could have heard the noise i made clicking on this 🦅#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton#ashton irwin#instagram#ai ig#video#the 5sos show tour cincinnati#kh4f post#here's my thought process#ooh Ashton IG Story 😃#ooh he's looking soft and cozy 😍#🥰 beard 🥰#👹 notices hole in the side of his shirt 👹#👹 is distracted by largeness of hand 👹#☺️ arm ☺️#🕺 bee gees 🕺#💋 smooch💋#end scene 😌#the 5sos show tour
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i can't believe how much this company apparently does not want my money
#this is about marqueetv#my debit card expired this month and they emailed me about it before i went and got a new one#there was actually a mixup w the bank sending me a new one in the mail. they had smth wrong w my address#but i sorted that out w the bank and got a new debit card on friday#so i went to update my payment information and they said that there was something wrong w my card??? call my bank???#reader there is nothing wrong w my card#it's been good enough to make several other large and small purchases since friday#but i was like eh ok anyway i guess i'll try plugging in paypal (after i updated my card on paypal)#wouldnt accept paypal either for completely different reasons??? seemingly???#and i emailed support about it. you know. friday night as i was experiencing this problem#STILL havent heard back from them and their support is apparently available 7 days a week (though not 24 hours a day)#so??? you dont want my money??? is that it you dont want my money?#tales from diana#i got their 3 months for 99 cents fall discount deal#and the month expires on october 3rd#so... if i have to update my payment info after that... will my deal go away??#dunno and that's honestly kinda less important to me#i've enjoyed this month enough that i've thought yeah i could pay 9.99 a month for this#like i like the library they have a lot#if you don't know what marqueetv is it's a lot of plays and operas and documentaries#very focused on the performing arts and 'high culture' but i mainly got them for rsc productions#still there's some other stuff i wanna watch...#well i might not get to once thursday comes#they LITERALLY do not want my money#like. ok#i wanna give you my money
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I was backing up some old Tumblr posts, and ran over one that was babbling excitedly about the original Divinity: Original Sin and what an interesting job Larian (whom I otherwise didn't know) had done with it and how fun it was.
And not to be all "I liked them before it was cool," but it was kind of heartwarming to read something from before I had any idea what was coming down the pipe with D:OS2 and BG3.
#my source hunters' love was true <3#my dad actually ran over it on kickstarter and thought it seemed like my sort of thing#and we got d:os2 largely bc we loved d:os#then it turned out a bunch of us in my grad school d&d group adored d:os (i know it's not really an obscure fave)#and we were !!!!! about d:os2#and later it was one of them who texted me like HAVE YOU HEARD???? /THEY'RE/ DOING BG3!!!!!!!!!!#and our little group was thrilled for years just thinking about it and now we're having a blast#:)#anghraine babbles#anghraine's gaming#divinity: original sin#pretty sure i sold my soul to larian studios
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texture and makeup for the ask game :3
Texture: Does your OC favor any specific kinds of cloth or textures? Is there anything they can't wear or don't like? What sort of fabrics do they prefer?
Vanora generally wears and prefers light, airy fabrics that are good for hot, humid climates like on Elo. Linen and other plant based fibers especially. She might have something special from silk, but that's a BIG might, depending on what was available and if she was successful at saving up for it xD Probably something small though. She doesn't like anything too stiff or restrictive feeling, so she wouldn't like taffeta, and she's cranky about needing to wear boots and close toed shoes in the Empire xD She does like velvet though; she'll give the Empire that one.
Makeup: Does your OC wear makeup? How often? What kind? Why do they wear makeup, and do they like it?
Sometimes! She doesn't generally wear a full face of makeup, but she'll wear eyeliner or eye shadow on occasion and for fun. Often it's a basic black kohl, but she likes brightly colored ones if she can find them (especially pink). She thinks it's fun and cute, and she likes fun, cute things and also eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man. If she had it, she might wear a bit of blush or lip tint too, but that doesn't cross her mind often enough to bother with searching for it.
#ask games#vanora#she would make sure to remove her makeup before bed#because she is not a fan of the smudge slept in my eyeliner raccoon look xD#she's vain enough to think about that even on the road lol#i imagine her dad probably wears kohl on occasion and vanora picked it up from him#though 'you can't fight bad guys if you ain't cute' is not in his thought process xD#or maybe it is idk#her parents are still largely mysteries to me beyond being disgustingly in love#and very obvious and obnoxious about it#the rest of the party may be thinkng oh no did this npc sleep with my dad#and vanora's just there like has this npc met my parents and will i have to hear more about their exploits#because if so she's leaving xD she has heard too much already lmao
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you ever just see a post and just
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#Worst emoji combo ever but it’s gon be such big depression hours down here so scroll if you want im on the brink of throwing up#don’t you just bloody love it how over the past 3 years you’ve only seen people the large total of…. 4 times!!! An average of seeing someon#outside of school 1.3 times per year!! What a bloody fantastic way to spend your teenage years!#Don’t you also just love it when people talk right to you about how they all went out together over the weekend and like did some stupid#shit like your average high schooler would do and you’re just like “oh. I went to my 1 and a half hour long dance class and got ignored the#entire time and when you did try to talk they just spoke over you” oh my fucking god I hate that place so much even the teacher fucking#ignores me once we were going in a circle and she was asking everyone what they got for Christmas and I was in the middle of the circle so#thought hey maybe someone will actually acknowledge my existence but she fucking ignored me and went to next person like why the fuck#And now I’m debating staying in that shithole bc I was invited to a gc for that class and I stupidly thought that someone might want me#There. I wasn’t even invited I secretly scanned the qr code to join over someone else’s shoulder#everyone else there is the best of bloody friends and I’m just there talking to one friend who I don’t even think is my friend#“Hey man I’m really fucking sad rn can I talk to you” “womp womp have you heard stupid fact no.3848594 about my ocs while I ignore you when#you talk about anything else about me” oh my god shut up literally no one else sane would see someone like that their closest friend rn#At least someone wants to talk to me#Like what is it that makes people not want to see my please just tell me I’ll change I’m amazing at changing my personality to fit others#promise me on that I’ve done it my entire life#Even just messaging me more than once every year and I’d consider you my best friend this is how bad I’m getting#What is so bloody bad about me that no one else likes I don’t care how badly you fucking word it just something#It shouldn’t be normal to wish death on people you call your mates bc you heard about them all going out together without you#Oh dear did the gc’s without me in it there’s one for every friend group I’ve ever been in why isn’t there one for the main group I’m in rn#Idfc anymore just tell me what I’m doing wrong I keep asking people if they want to go out or how far away they live from some place#And it’s always met with ignoring me talking over me or immediately changing the subject#Please if you’re someone I know irl what the fuck am I doing fucking wrong I can’t fucking do this anymore be as mean as you like#Why the fuck does no one ever want to be around me why do I hear so much about stuff others are doing together but never me#It shouldn’t be normal to prefer being in a toxic relationship than what I’m in rn#I fucking hate everything
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standing directly in front of (under?) john during the spontaneous unplugged performance of memories due to technical difficulties from this show was honest to god one of the top 10 musical moments of my entire life. the moment at the very end when the sound kicks back in just as he hits the final chorus? i genuinely think i understand what it felt like to be in the crowd at the newport folk in 64 when dylan went electric
#semi unrelated but the contradictory lore/urban legends behind that dylan performance is actually so fascinating to me#theres this general narrative that it outraged pete seeger (including that he tried to take an axe to the cables?) and the crowd booed dyla#and while most accounts have pete reacting negatively the two narratives i've heard are a. that pete's elderly father was at the performanc#and the noise was upsetting him and b. that pete thought dylan's lyrics were too important to be drowned out by the excessive noise#the second one comes from pete himself iirc#and the axe thing seems to come from the fact that another act performing that day was a group of prison singers and as part of their#performance (which pete had arranged) they were chopping a large stump on stage with axes to keep time#so it was likely mixed up narratives regarding that?#also i think they had the director of the festival listen back to the tapes of the crowd booing dylan and he said that they were booing the#fact that dylan was being forced to leave the stage after exceeding his allotted time#so. the more you know!#the mountain goats
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Not nonbinary as in “third distinct gender” or “lack of gender”, nonbinary as in “pressure’s off; I don’t have to label whatever the fuck is going on in there”
#blue chatter#truly I am struggling to explain to my mom why I am feeling like this#she heard ‘nonbinary’ and thought ‘oh you feel disconnected from womanhood’#which? sure? kinda? depends on the day?#but it’s not like I’m throwing out the feminine parts of me#I love the feminine parts of me#but calling myself a woman is incorrect. smth else is going on in there altering my self-perception of gender#some of it is androgyny. I like that#but there’s also smth else and I cannot precisely name it#but there is a large relief in not locking myself into ‘I am a woman’#it’s like when you finally take off pants that are too tight#like ‘oh I can breathe again’#‘oh that pain I stopped registering is suddenly relieved and I feel much better’#it’s not that I don’t have feminine parts of myself; it’s that there’s more that doesn’t fit#and I don’t like labeling it much bc I don’t wanna get shoved into a bunch more boxes#like I can finally call a spade a spade instead of wondering if I’m trans enough to feel a certain way#or if I’m making everything up in my head or if I’m just GNC or or or#nah we’re good. smth nonbinary is going on and that’s all we gotta say about it.#I can study it like a bug at my own leisure but I don’t gotta figure it out on a deadline
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*opens Google Docs* HERE WE GO AGAIN
#yeah I’m working on the next chapter#Largely due to Sophie and her wonderful words#I know we’ve all heard how feedback really encourages writers#But yeah those comments have really motivated me#I know you can’t @ people in the tags but Sophie if you’re seeing this#Thank you so much for everything you said#I’m so glad you enjoyed my fic and you taking the time to leave such a thoughtful review means more to me than you can imagine#(Though apologies for keeping you up late)#Tmbs#the mysterious benedict society#tpf#writing
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fawniel thoughts hour….
#gideon shut the hell up challenge#u can tell we are trying so hard to write smth bc we keep thinking up situations. but anyway#them just laying together asking a bunch of 20 questions type things#(he asks their favorite color and they laugh bc shouldn’t their ~number one fan~ know that already? and he gets embarrassed#and is like I MEAN I /DID/…. but that info is old !!! and I want to hear it from u ☺️)#(fawn says blue and he’s like 👀 oh really… any favorite shade…. and they’re like hm!! 😌 guess u will never know)#but danny asks if they have any siblings….. he knows they said they were part of a batch? but he doesn’t know how….#(‘tank babies?’ fawn suggests bc he’s trying to come up w a nicer way to say it but can’t and he does an embarrassed little laugh bc yeah)#fawn who has only ever lied to the rangers abt it (they grew up on a farm and had a large family sure but ‘no one worth mentioning’?)#(not ashamed of their siblings but scared to talk abt them. to show any sort of weakness. ric would have pried; he always does.)#and yet. sitting here w him now. not sidestep (either one) and herald. just fawn and danny. they tell him#and it’s hard to explain how you can know someone without ever Knowing them. how u can have names when all u have are pictures and feelings#but they manage. and when they’re done danny says that he’s sorry for their loss. the first time they’re ever heard it.#probs the first time they’ve ever genuinely Acknowledged it since they were recycled. and fawn says yeah. says thank you. says I’m sorry.#oh u thought we were done w siblings ?? sike . ocean and sunny u will always be canon 2 me
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#random personal stuff#everybody hide I'm going to have a controversial thought#because I couldn't say it out loud#since arguing with my friend's husband in a Braum's wasn't on my to-do list tonight#but whether you endorse someone's opinions / worldview / theology / whatever#does not make them automatically blameless against any allegation#you shouldn't get a free pass just because people like you and think you're 'a good guy'#we need to examine all facts without bias and hold everyone to the same standards#because this is how bad things get covered up rather than dealt with#and you can't just say 'oh in a large group there are always going to be [a particularly evil kind of criminal] things like this happen'#like it's no big deal#especially when you're not likely to be the sort of person who suffers from such crimes#actually the more I think about what I heard tonight the more it disturbs me#I don't think the person espousing these views realizes the full implications of what he's saying#and I'm kind of concerned about the kind of people my friends are allowing to influence them#it's not my problem to solve#but it just bothers me
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Sorry if I had to say this: *Takes a deep breath while sweatdrop* Sakurai deserve better.
I used to be a sakurai defender like you, then I took an Olympus to the Frontal Lobe. Followed immediately after by a Heian Kyo to the Occipital Lobe.
I stand by everything I said in this post. I never said in that post Sakurai was competent. She was not, is still is not. She's long proven to be an extremely capable writer when given some guidance and/or when someone else is there to keep her fangirling in check. We have proof* of this in Summer 5, Little Big Tengu, Babylonia, and LB4. We also have proof that she's the world's most prolific character assassin when left alone for more than 5 minutes as shown with Shimousa, Septem, Summer 4, and the two aforementioned lostbelts.
*or as much proof as a game that refuses to properly credit its writers can be
It is fairly well documented that part of the reason Sakurai got immediately put so high up at Delightworks is because she was a Nasu superfan and Nasu pretty much just handed her the Prototype and Extra casts to go nuts with. That's not me saying she has no talent or merit and doesn't deserve a place in the industry - those claims are provably untrue. But it's also provable that she got where she is through Nasu's nepotism and that lack of qualification has shone through time and time again.
Lostbelt 2 is what best sums up Sakurai. It's both so bad that I "skipped" about 40% of it and got an empirically better story experience for doing so, and yet it's also so good that it has not one, not even a couple, but several of my favorite moments in the entire story to date.
Characters that have been directly credited to Sakurai like Douman, Tomoe, Xu Fu, Quetz, Sigurd, Napoleon, Surtr, Caligula, Gorgon, and more prove that Sakurai is capable of incredible writing.
None of that changes her track record of not only making the EXACT same mistakes every time she's called in to take the lead in writing a non-event chapter (and more than one event chapter), but arguably been worse about those mistakes every time she's put wholly in charge of a chapter, from Septem to London to Shimousa to LB2 to Olympus to Heian Kyo.
TLDR: Sakurai is not some objectively good or bad character. She's a real person who is not 100% consistent in anything. She's clearly talented but that doesn't change the actual work we've been presented, which has repeatedly indicated she needs someone to reign her in or her work inevitably tanks in quality due to her eccentricities that range from harmless to outright problematic. She is frequently derided as a scapegoat which is not only unjust and typically just how people try and shield Nasu himself from criticism despite her being part of his responsibilities as the one with the final say in everything, but also detracts from the genuine criticism Sakurai still deserves given some of the truly awful content that has been directly attributed to her.
Honestly I just wish she'd stick to writing events. Her style of heavily leaning into certain tropes and hamming it up more than other writers lends itself perfectly to events and lets her strike a balance of drama and comedy that other writers typically go too far in one direction to land, something that again is best exemplified by Summer 5, which was led by Higashide with her [implied to have been] heavily helping with things hence so many of her characters making up the central cast.
#yeah you heard right Babylonia. Quick reminder that Nasu didn't just walk in - write all of Camelot + Babylonia - and walk out.#the majority of the cast in those two chapters are officially listed as characters Sakurai is partially or wholly in charge of.#and that applies to all the chapters really. Some chapters are largely written by just one person yes but its pretty clear from the casting#that most events heavily involve multiple people and i feel like this whole 'attribute each chapter solely to one person' mentality#is a direct and intended consequence of them obfuscating who's in charge of what so much#fgo#fate grand order#dont play gachas kids#never thought i'd get an ask
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Just beat Mario Odyssey. It was cool but I dunno if I’ll do the post game stuff or get all the moons. This definitely made me realize I’m definitely not much of a platformer guy. My hand eye coordination is just NOT good enough for it DHJDHDHSJSK
#so… yeah. i think of the switch games ive played this year ive preferred kirby#still very good and well crafted though!#if anyones played: let me know if im missing out on like… some large enjoyment by forgoing the postgame#or if i thought the game was just kind of ‘okay’ other than presentation then i’m good#maybe i’ll get a few moons those are fun#but i’ve heard the postgame kingdoms r super rough and require you to like… actually be good at the platforming parts
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Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share...
Edit: Now with an ID from @a-captions-blog! Thank you for writing it!
[Art description: A Pokémon-themed comic featuring OP as a Pikachu. Long description follows.
1. The tips of Pikachu’s ears are shown with text that says, ‘I’m a Pikachu / My world is filled with lots of cool stuff. Sometimes it feels like anything is possible!’ Under this is a collage showing a Charizard, a Pidgeotto, a Nidoking, an Eevee, and an Ivysaur, all in the background as the Pikachu looks up in wonder. Text reads, ‘All sorts of types, all sorts of attacks, all sorts of Pokemon.’
2. Text says, ‘But...only two ways a Pikachu’s tail could look.’ Two boxes in the upper corners show the male and female Pikachu tails, respectively. The male has a rectangular end to his tale, and the female has a heart-shaped end to hers. Text continues, ‘So then, what am I?’ A large drawing of the narrator Pikachu is shown, with an arrow pointing to their tail, whose end is split somewhat like scissors and doesn’t match either the male or female drawing above.
3. Text says, ‘Too pointy to be [female], too much of a V-shape to be [male]. I thought there was something wrong with me.’ Under this are three cascading panels showing the Pikachu from below at an angle emphasizing their tail. The second panel shows mel further away, and in the final panel she have disappeared entirely. Text on the panels reads, ‘I felt / very, very, very / alone.’
4. Text says, ‘But then, something happened. I found others like me.’ The art shows the narrator reaching out to another Pikachu. Under this are three other Pikachu. One has a rounded tail, one has a tail that has been stitched up to be rectangular, and one has a tail with a slight spike at the tip.
5. Closeups are shown of each of the tails from the previous panel, with text that says, ‘Round tails, scarred tails, spiky tails.’ Under this is a drawing of the Pikachu all hugging with lightning coming from their cheeks. Text reads, ‘They told me nothing was wrong with me, and I wasn´t alone anymore.’
6. Text says, ‘There are many ways a Pikachu’s tail can look. I’ve heard there’s at least over 30 different variations.’ Under this are two panels. The first panel shows the narrator lying on their back on a background of male and female symbols. Text reads, ‘Some days are still hard.’ In the second panel, the Pikachu with the scarred tail is shown with text that says, ‘My friend tells me her tail used to look just like mine. It was taken from her.’
8. The narrator is shown sitting and looking upwards. Text reads, ‘Some trainers won’t accept Pikachu that aren’t [male] or [female]. They alter our tails without our consent. But things are getting better. We are making change. We’re fighting so that our tails will be left alone.’ Under this is a panel showing the four Pikachu running happily towards the right. Text reads, ‘We’re all on a spectrum. Every tail looks different; anything is possible.’
The final text reads, ‘This is a comic about intersex people.’ The watermark in the lower right says @ PostManic. \End descriptions
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