#i think you now have a good idea of their dymanic lol

[braverynight]

Incorrect Quotes Ft. The Warriors and Mages Squad! (Snorpy, Chandlo, Riamam and Pylaar)

Chandlo: That's greatly offensive to my people.

Pylaar: College dropouts?

Pylaar: We need to open this locked door. Riamam, give me your credit card.

Riamam: Here.

Pylaar, pocketing it: Thanks. Chandlo, break down the door.

Chandlo: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Snorpy: Yes.

Chandlo: I love you.

Snorpy: It back.

*Later*

Riamam: Why is Chandlo crying face-down on the floor?

Riamam: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.

Snorpy: That is not something you actually have installed.

Riamam: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

*playing twister*

Snorpy: Right hand red.

Riamam: *ends up on top of Pylaar*

Pylaar: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Snorpy: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

Pylaar: How do you want your coffee?

Riamam: Black, like my soul.

Pylaar:

Pylaar: Riamam, your soul is a latte.

Pylaar: Look at the buns on that guy!

Snorpy: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*

Chandlo: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!

Pylaar: I'm not going back to jail!

Chandlo: HELP! I TOLD SNORPY I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Riamam, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Chandlo: Would you take a bullet for me?

Snorpy: ...yes?

*Riamam angrily burst into the room*

Chandlo: *running away* Great, thanks!

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Riamam, with Chandlo and Pylaar behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Riamam: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

Riamam: Snorpy FUCKING FELL OFF!

Chandlo: Pylaar is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.

Snorpy: Some people are like slinkies.

Pylaar: What?

Snorpy: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Pylaar:

Pylaar: Please don't push Riamam down the stairs.

Snorpy, pushing Riamam down the stairs: Too late.

Riamam: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?

Pylaar, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.

Snorpy: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Pylaar: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Riamam, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Snorpy: You're a bad influence.

Pylaar: And you don't know your sayings.

Riamam: Do dragons fart fire?

Snorpy: I don't know.

Riamam: I thought you went to college.

Riamam: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.

Chandlo: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?

Riamam: I like the way you think.

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.

Pylaar: I choose to waive that right!

Pylaar: *screaming*

Snorpy: Who hurt you?

Riamam: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Snorpy: ...Yes, actually.

Chandlo: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Pylaar: It’s not water.

Chandlo: Vodka! I like your sty-

Pylaar: It’s vinegar.

Chandlo: …What?

Pylaar: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

*At a bank teller window*

Riamam, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!

Snorpy: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!

Riamam: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*

Snorpy: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!

Pylaar: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

Snorpy: Yesterday, I overheard Chandlo saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Riamam replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Riamam: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

Pylaar: Fake?

Chandlo: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Riamam: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Chandlo: You don’t have to wear…

Riamam: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

Pylaar: This is getting embarrassing.

Riamam: Getting? We’re already there!

Riamam: Hey.

Snorpy: Hey?

Riamam: I can't sleep. :/

Snorpy: I can. Goodnight.

Chandlo: Where's Riamam?

Snorpy: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Snorpy, shouting: Pylaar sucks!

Riamam, distantly: Pylaar is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Snorpy: Found them.

Pylaar, watching Chandlo do something stupid: Riamam, you're officially only the second highest risk here.

Riamam: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—

Pylaar: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

Chandlo: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Riamam: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Chandlo for dinner.

Snorpy: What is wrong with you people?

Pylaar: Shut up, chocolate.

Riamam: honk.

Pylaar: WHAT.

Riamam: HONK.

Pylaar: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Riamam: So how’s the food Pylaar made?

Snorpy: It's great! Compliments to them.

Riamam: *goes to the kitchen*

Riamam: You're adorable.

Pylaar: *blushes*

Snorpy: Riamam just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Chandlo: Riamam, I am questioning your sanity...

Snorpy: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

Riamam, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Chandlo, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Pylaar, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Snorpy, trembling: What are we playing?!

Chandlo: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Pylaar: Uh, Snorpy and Riamam are not getting along.

Chandlo: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Pylaar: You may have a point.

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Tony Stark and Reed Richards for the character ask thing

TONY STARK

how i feel about this character: 😬 ngl i... don't care for him. at all. i don't vehemently hate him, there's definitely times where i appreciate him & his personality but it's few and far between and i... genuinely do not get the hype. i think its mostly mcu fans' fault for my dislike, its just he's fucking EVERYWHERE now, it's impossible to miss him? like he plays a big role in EVERY avengers comic now, he gets ongoing titles all the time, and it's just so frustrating especially when you consider characters who used to be more or less on the same level on them (like hank pym! who, by the way, has been dead for 6 consecutive years! that would never happen with tony!) or even more popular than him now get streamlined because of the mcu's popularity. by himself, i don't really mind him that much, but with how famous he is now and how large and frankly annoying his fan base is i just... now really do not like the character.

all the people i ship romantically with this character: short list here; reed, because i find their dymanic of reed as someone who does everything for his family and will do everything and anything he can to protect their interests above everyone else but also wants to keep his hands clean and believes, genuinely, in the good of the world, and tony as someone who will do horrendous things in the name of the greater good who always has the bigger picture in mind interesting. i also don't know a lot about it but he seems cute with rhodey? even if i think rhodey deserves a bigger chance to be his own character away from tony as is sometimes denied i can always appreciate a good best friends to lovers dymanic :)

my non romantic otp for this character: um? i honestly don't know 😭 i don't like him enough to say, i guess him n reed again? him n rhodey again? help 😭😭😭

my unpopular opinion of this character: he does not deserve the fame he has. like, i dont mean to sound jealous or whatever but pre 2007 movie he was not the most well liked character or even that popular. like obviously he had fans because he had solo series on and off for a very long time but it just feels SO ridiculous that tony stark has a bigger fandom than the fucking fantastic four. THE FANTASTIC FOUR. marvel's first superhero team, and yet??? like okay. he might have things to offer i don't see. he obviously does, i mean, he got three movies and multiple solo series. but he has most certainly not got enough as a character to overshadow the fantastic four, the x-men, etc and i will never forgive the mcu & mcu fans (and mark miller, he deserves blame too) for making it so. again, by himself he's fine but it is ridiculous to me that a one note white character that appeared in his third film (harley keener or... whatever) has 2000s more fics than THE PROTAGONIST OF INTO THE SPIDERVERSE, MILES MORALES. it is just... so vile and frustrating to me.

one thing i wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: he didn't exist <3 jk jk um i'm not sure? i guess it would be funny if he was like... stick thin underneath the armour. like idk. he's in the armour 24/7 it makes sense to me for him to be a skinny little nerd under there. like completely fucking small. like you can't be a superhero AND be a billionaire and avoid all those taxes AND run the avengers AND run multiple massive corporations and still work out... even if you take away eating and sleeping there's just not enough time... it would be funny if he was just a tiny little boy underneath all that djndndbf

my otp: gonna say him and rhodey again. like i say, can never resist a good best friends to lovers dymanic.

my cross over ship: jdjshdhdh literally none i don't think about him enough to consider it <3

headcanon fact: 100% think he was the one to offer reed that money to star in a p*rno it's just so funny to me to imagine dhsnndnd

REED RICHARDS

how i feel about this character: HE'S MY BOY! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! like i guess it's paradoxical considering how similar he is to tony in some ways but man i just love reed so much. i so genuinely think reed richards is what tony stark fans want him to be. like they (mcu fans) make up elaborate headcanons of him being a good dad and an ethical billionaire and its like no that's reed richards? canonically he's gone broke bc he refuses to get money off his inventions... u have the wrong man... anyway he's also an asexual LEGEND i do not take criticism and ofc. autistic icon. literally he's so autistic it makes me <3 i love him dearly.

all the people i ship romantically with this character: it would be easier to list the people i DON'T ship with him lol. sue, obviously, victor ofc, and ben are the big ones, but i just LOVE his dymanic with t'challa and i think they would rlly work it... i also love the idea of him with namor, idk with victor it's just so funny to imagine reed as like. bizarrely attractive to rulers of foreign countries. blackagar faces the same problem <3 i also do believe him n hank pym dated in college for a bit... all their weird little microaggressions towards each other just makes me feel that way... again i do like him w/ tony and i made this weird au where he and emma frost got together which if prompted i WILL talk about. probably. more but yeah <3

my non romantic otp for this character: while i do LOVE them together as lovers i just love. benreed generally <3 like they're LITERALLY besties they love each other sm and i'm tired of pretending they don't????? so many people ignore this relationship and it makes me so sad!!! they're best friends they love each other fight for each other fight with each other theyre literally besties... smh put some respect on the benreed name 😤

my unpopular opinion of this character: i don't think this is that unpopular but it is in certain circles so! i genuinely think reed is the best marvel dad! like you can talk abt others all u want but the fact is that reed is the only character i can think of who has always been there in his kid's lives and has consistently put their needs first. like not saying other characters are bad but even at his worst writing he's always done his best for his kids and certainly has been full of love for them. other characters at their worse have. murdered their own kids <3 genuinely he's the best marvel dad and sure there's not a lot of competition but. yeah <3

one thing i wish would happen/had happened with this character: I WANT A CANONICAL AUTISM DIAGNOSIS NOW. literally he is SO autistic & there are... no big autistic marvel characters! at all! literally none! the closest we have is legion (who was written in an incredible ableist way and autism hasnt been used to describe him in a solid 30 years) and monet (and it turned out it wasn't monet but one of her twin sisters impersonating her :/) so it would just mean so much to see a canonically autistic character like reed who is older & has a wife and kids who he loves and who they love in return on panel. like so much of the rep we DO have is like, young kids or teens and idk an autistic adult would just mean so much to me. especially one like reed who is as selfless & loving as he is.

my otp: tie between doomreed and reedsue! any option that gets this noodle nerd lots of love i'm good for tbh

my cross over ship: him and ralph dibney from dc should date... they have so much in common... stretchy autistic man who's very smart and kind of silly who loves his wife sue who pegs him 🥴 they'd have so much to talk about sjbdhdhd also imagining the look on ben's face realising there's TWO of them is. so funny.

headcanon fact: he's aromantic he's asexual and neither of these stop him from his very meaningful & passionate relationship with his wife :)

assorted character ask game!

[labellerose-acheron]

BDRPwrimo Day Thirty -- BDRP Character Wishlist

Clementine’s Characters You Are Required to Get or She’s Kicking You Out of the RP 

A list of 10+ characters you’d like to see in the RP (for you to play or someone else!)

Kiongozi Kimani [skeleton]

obviously i’ve mentioned this a bunch of times, but i would just to love to have Kion around! my son!! he’s a lot like simba (though tbh way more chill) and i think having that dymanic could be really fun. maybe it’s a little contentious because kion resents leaving kenya or simba trying to parent him. or it is strained because kion is still mad about that time simba didn’t talk to his fam for like 3 years. there is a lot to unpack!

Aladdin Abboud [skeleton]

okay, so i put out a plot call for this but i have a SUPER great idea for a jasmine/aladdin duo. there is lot open to tweak about it and i don’t wanna give too much away but i WILL say it involves time travel and demons. hmu.

Inside Out Gang [skeleton]

any of them!! we already have a few people interested, we really only need one or two more for a full set and i’m always obsessed with coming in with a full team. imagine the found family vibes! maybe some of them haven’t seen each other in a while! they’re kind of famous! lots of angst to go around. plus some people haven’t chosen who they are really settled on yet, so there is wiggle room for who people want! 

Copper Russell [skeleton]

i love vixey. i love tod. i love the fox and the hound more than life. i played copp at one point and i loved him!! he’d be a great small town cop to come into town. or just your average like farmhand or a less flashy job. i think he could be really fun and his backstory is wide open.

Henri Cogsworth [skeleton]

i have always wanted a cogsworth around! i love the batb gang (lumiere is great too.) it would be so fun for him to be an uncle figure to belle. either having known her father (maurice is a clockmaker/inventor so if he does anything with clocks, boom.) OR i actually have a plot where belle is gonna meet her mom’s side of the fam so that could be fun!

Gaston LeGume [skeleton]

i just think he’s neat. seriously. he’s always been so fun when we’ve had versions of him in the RP. and i love coming up with wacky bgs for him/belle (though ofc not required!) -- from out right enemies to weird childhood friends and gaston just irritates her lol. i think he could have a lot of good shit going on, the deer has so much potential and with characters like the order and clayton around it’s just a good time for him. 

Ryan Macintosh [skeleton]

speaking of the order! bring my nephew! i want to have so many nephews!! he could be so much fun as we move into our next phase of order stuff, don’t miss out! time is running down. ~~

Nanette “Nana” Darling [skeleton]

i am literally obsessed with the darlings. i really love them so much, they all have such an interesting dynamic, but you know what they are missing? the Mom Friend (TM) who fusses over everyone and is just sweet as pie! there is even a potential to make her mixed race, why not? ?

Woody Pride/Buzz Lightyear [skeleton/skeleton]

i put this as a duo, because much like mike and sully, i feel like they are iconique and should come in together. i could potentially be convinced to pick up woody lol. it would be ,, really easy to do. also buzz lightyear was once in the rp as john boyega and i just think someone should do that again bc it was literally amazing. big brained.

Peter Pan [skeleton]

i guess i’m a peter pan bitch now i hate it. BUT -- as i have said a million times, i LOVE the fae/unseelie. he would be so fun as another prince, but he could also be super fun as a human who made a deal with a queen and lived to regret it or something. i think there is plenty of potential there. 

speed round: more villains. more batb characters. ALADDIN/MIDDLE EASTERN characters. more lion king characters. more order people. more anti-magick people (on any scale.) okay bye love y’all <3

[brw]

Reed and Sue for the character ask please?

REED

Sexuality Headcanon: I definitely see him as asexual!! Despite being almost 50 in canon he’s only ever really been with one person, Sue. He was only shown to have one girlfriend previously and even then their relationship for the most part seemed fairly one-sided so! Also despite being one of marvel’s oldest characters I could probably count all the times he seemed attracted to people on one hand fdcbfvhjvfbhj. he is an ace king <3

Gender Headcanon: A man but only by association <3 jk kinda but um i am fluid abt this! i definitely have written fics about him being trans or nonbinary so! but also it’s not a constant and i have plenty of cis-ish reed stories so yeah cdbdcbhjfcj.

A ship I have with said character: Him and Sue ofc is a big one :> one of the best classic marvel couples, if not the best! but ofc DoomReed is also a banger + him and Ben make a cute best friends to lovers dymanic fjhnfdv

A BROTP I have with said character: Him and Ben 2: the electric boogaloo vfjhfjfvjdv but um yeah! they have a very sweet underrated friendship??? like i’ve said, why don’t they hug more! they’re best friends and more people should remember that abt their dymanic reed is way too polite to ben jfc i’ve called my friends idiots (affectionate) at least 100 times. BUT aside from that he has a very nice dymanic with the other marvel scientists (tm), honestly “Atomic Knights Of The Round Table” how much more nerdy can you get jfc. definitely want to see some flashbacks to them playing DND cdddfhfvhfh. and finally him & jen! i find it very cute and sweet how close Reed is to random people tbh, he’s a human capybara.

A NOTP I have with said character: I dunno if I really have one? I haven’t seen anything that really made me go “ew” with regards to Reed. Most stuff is OK conceptually. I guess at a stretch (lol) that au where Natasha/Black Widow had a crush on him was kinda weird. But that’s about it dcbfdhjdfvdh

A random headcanon: IDK why but I see him as a clothes hoarder. One of those people who’s wardrobe is 80% stuff he borrowed and then never gave back from others bhcfdhbfvdh. When he does buy his own clothes they’re absolutely awful and garish <3 so he just ends up taking others. Perk of stretching; everything fits. I also think he could be good at baking but only when extremely stressed out idk why cfdchfdfdvhj.

General Opinion over said character: Legend <3 get’s a bad rep for sure. Just an autistic stretchy man who loves his family very much and is a good dad. I hope he’s having a good day. One of the Comfort Characters (tm) for me. Do wish his funko pop could like. stand up and not fall down BUT ASIDE FROM THAT. 10/10 a perfect character for my wants and needs. 

SUE

Sexuality Headcanon: Bi sapiosexual <3 /hj

Gender Headcanon: Similar to Reed I don’t have anything strong however her and reed have strong t4t vibes and I like the idea a lot tbh. Easily could be marvel’s trans milf representation if they were not cowards! but um yeah fchjfcdhfdhj. nothing strong but a lot of nice concepts <3

A ship I have with said character: Yet again, her n Reed! They’re very sweet and the fact that they’ve been going strong as long as they have is an achievement! BUT ALSO her and alicia have strong Gal Pals (tm) energy so that’s also fun. I also rlly like BenReedSue for her I just think she deserves to have two handsome boys love her a lot.

A BROTP I have with said character: Her and Jan Van Dyne have such a nice cute friendship! I definitely liked when you can see them go out for lunch n stuff and gossip about their pet scientists and kick ass together they should do it more often. They’re good friends! I don’t think it’s been on panel much but I would also like to see her friendship with Wanda! They obviously talked at least once bc Sue copied her opera gloves look for a bit so they obviously are close enough that Sue felt comfortable to do that, so I’d like to see more of them too! I think they’d have more in common than realised. and OFC her and Alicia again. Very sweet and nice. I like how much they care abt each other and look out for one another.

A NOTP I have with said character: Her and Namor <3 get that shit away from me

A random headcanon: NO idea why and I think this may be a latent piece of canon in the back of my mind that I cannot recall but I think she plays guitar, specifically base and is pretty decent at it. I also think that the few movies she starred in in Ye Olde Days have become cult classics now :>

General Opinion over said character: Wife <3 one of the most powerful marvel characters in universe and i’d like everyone to remember it! More than capable of kicking ass. should be allowed to go feral more often. Also deserves to be drawn as the 50 year old she is jfc stop making her look Vaguely 20 she is the same age as Reed and Ben and I will maintain this until the day I die <3 sufferer of Eldest Daughter Syndrome but we can’t all be perfect. Marvel keeps nerfing her by having her be written by D*n Sl*tt and B*rne because if they let her be the 50 something y/o milf capable of taking out the Avengers in 0.5 seconds she’d be too powerful for them to contain.

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