#i think this is more than just an affection 😦

[xlivr]

i think I'm starting become vi and I've come across this realization in the shower

[imsofuckinggayforwomen]

SANEMI HEAD CANONS

(as determined in the previous poll)

Hello everyone! Thanks so much for all of the 300+ votes I got on that poll, that’s like crazy 😦 rengoku and sanemi tied so we’re just gonna write for both! Rengoku’s will be in a separate post because imma be shitfaced when I’m done with this.

These head canons will involve sfw and nsfw, so if you are a minor please do not read past the part labeled NSFW

Warnings: Smut, Fem reader

(MINORS DO NOT CONTINUE AFTER THE NSFW LABEL I AM SLASH SRS)

Sanemi

Sfw

He’s a cold guy, giving out glares to anyone that looks in his direction.

But for you, his eyes briefly soften.

He refuses to admit it, but he truly turns into mush when you’re around.

Always keeps a hand on one of your body parts, hand, thigh, waist. He’s extremely protective, especially after losing the majority of his loved ones. He swears to protect you forever. Poor genya

Shows more affection when the two of you are alone, not wanting his coworkers to see him all lovey dovey. Only you get to see that

He’s like one of those guys that talk to you in a baby voice asking for attention but then the moment someone walks into the room his voice drops like 5 octaves.

Literally will not let you get out of bed earlier than him. Like his arms anchor you to the bed.

If you’re also a hashira, he makes sure that you both are always assigned together on missions. He knows you are capable enough to take care of yourself, but he can’t help the fear of not being there when you need him.

Trains with you but absolutely refuses to actually spar you. He couldn’t bare the thought of accidentally hurting you.

If he’s called out on his love for you in public he literally turns into a tomato.

NSFW

Oh boy, this guy is insane

He wants to love and cherish your beautiful body but he can’t help but feel the need to claim you

Once you give him the go ahead, he quite literally pounces on you.

Eats you out for hours, it’s basically impossible to pry him off.

Will start out by teasing you, giving small kitten licks to your wetness. He loves the frustrated face you make when he doesn’t give you what you want.

Cant tease forever, he yearns to see you throbbing with pleasure.

When he starts sucking your clit, you almost double over.

This man has a goal and he IS going to get it.

doesn’t even think about his own needs until his face and fingers are drenched in your arousal.

When he finally gets to the real shit, he starts extremely slow. Not wanting to hurt you.

He gives you time to adjust before carefully thrusting into you

However, when pleased mewls began to erupt from your mouth, he simply cannot hold back any longer

Bro changes his pace entirely, gripping onto your thighs and pulling his hips all the way back.

At first, you’re confused, but then he slams himself back into you.

Your breath literally disappears from your lungs as he feverishly thrusts into you.

Please pull his hair

He Bites and sucks on your neck whilst your fingers curl into his white locks.

Reaches his free hand down to passionately rub your clit, quite different from his hips roughly knocking into yours.

When you begin to reach your climax, he nearly finishes from the sight of you.

As your back arches in pleasure, his fingers quicken and his hips continue their pace.

When your orgasm hits, his does as well. The both of you moaning and riding out your high’s together.

immediately gets you water and makes sure you are okay.

Aftercare 100000%

Runs a nice bath and washes your hair for you

don’t comment on his flushed face.

If you fall asleep in the bath, he’ll dry you off and carry you to bed.

I hope you guys liked this!! I’m going to continue rengoku’s part in a separate post, I’ll probably write it later tonight after I shower and do my 1000 step skin care routine.

Comments, likes, reblogs are all appreciated!!

[anxiousnerdwritings]

since we on the ropic of sibling reader can you imagine how pissed bruce + batfam (and alfred, to a degree) would be if like talia ever did get with sibling!reader, she'd be smug af bcuz if bruce's sibling lives in the manor, it gives her a chance to see her love and her ex in one trip. cut to damian standing in the back conflicted that his uncle/aunt has the chance to become another mom/dad but also looking at his mother like "why are you dating my uncle/aunt 😦🤨"

can you imagine tho bruce throwing an aggressive fit if his sibling chooses to date Hal of all people?? Clark, Diana? He's sees the appeal tbh; he won't be too happy, but he sees the vision. Oliver, Dina? another pair of 'sees the appeal'. But Hal???? no no no bruce is shutting that shit down and fast. Barry is really the only safe option and even then he can quite literally sweep his sibling off their feet and away from the safety of the manor.

i want to imagine that the kids feel very strongly against this but also play matchmaker yk?? like some do it to piss bruce off (mainly jason, damian) and a few others do it for the drama (steph + cass by association, dick). the rest are a mix of both.

Talia totally takes pleasure in rubbing it in Bruce’s face that she’s with his sibling now and she loves seeing Bruce affected by it. He’s not jealous that she’s with someone else, let alone his sibling, honestly he couldn’t care less about that. No, it’s the fact that his sibling is in a relationship in general. Bruce is very much the type who thinks that no one is worthy of being with his sibling and no matter what they will never meet his standards for being a romantic partner to his beloved sibling who more than deserves the world and everything else. Not to mention Bruce knows damn well that Talia plans to take the Reader with her eventually and he’s having none of that.

I could kind of see Damian actually wanting the Reader to be more of a mother/father to him, they already act like one to him so why not officially become his second mom/dad. It wasn’t really until Talia was very open with her romantic intentions towards the Reader that had Damian really leaning towards making it all happen. I could also see Damian being very bratty and extremely jealous thinking of the Reader becoming a parent and having a family of their own that didn’t include him. As far as he’s concerned his aunt/uncle is already like another mom/dad to him and to have their focus and affections being taken off of him really irritates and frustrates him to no end. But when Talia mentions offhandedly about taking the Reader home with her, all bets are off and he’s fighting to keep them with him and Bruce. Unless the Reader was actually willing to go with Talia and start a life with her and the League of Assassins then Damian may be willing to go with them, not only to keep an eye on the Reader but also to stay with them as well.

All the batkids have their own OTP ships for the Reader and they would definitely play matchmaker to make it come true. Mush to Bruce’s horror and disdain. His own kids are going against him when it comes to the Reader’s love life. While he believes they shouldn’t have one whatsoever, the kids have their own ideas of what the Reader’s love life should really be. Also, this is all totally happening behind the Reader’s back without their knowledge. And I have no boyfriend that all the Reader’s suitors have and will continue to make impromptu and uninvited visits to the manor to see and spend time with the Reader. Whether the romantic yanderes were in actuality invited by/planned with the respective Baylis shipping them with the Reader or they came of their own accord to be around the Reader is debatable. But it certainly gets on Bruce’s nerves. Hell, even Alfred has his own ship of who the Reader should end up with adding more towards the betrayal Bruce feels with everyone in the batfamily going against him like this.

Just imagining Bruce’s reaction to Hal pulling up to the manor to take the Reader out on a date is so hilarious. I can’t help but see him being the one to answer the door only to slam it in Hal’s face when he sees him. If the Reader is adamant about going out with Hal then Bruce would totally be sat on their bed the whole time they’re getting ready trying to persuade them to cancel or at least go for someone else other than Hal. Bruce just Turing into a bratty sibling is just too funny not to think about. He definitely glares daggers at Hal the whole time he’s there. The only compromise Bruce could come to is either having the Reader and Hal’s date at the manor so it can be monitored or the date turning into a double date with Bruce and either Selina or some random woman he takes out just so he can keep an eye on his precious sibling. (I can’t help but imagine not only Bruce but the rest of the batfamily dressed in hilarious disguises spying on the Reader and whoever they’re on a date with. Or even the respective yandere’s rival suitors doing the same thing too.)

If you think Bruce’s reaction to his sibling dating Hal is bad, imagine how he takes to learning the Reader is going out with Guy Gardner.

[xxnomadsxx]

so floyds colors in the movie look just ever so slightly duller than they did when the brozone bros were younger (at least to me) and that coupled with the down facing ear tips leads me to believe he’s a little gray himself (not surprising after…everything)

maybe thats one of the reasons he didn’t come back? he used to be the sensitive one, most likely the peace maker of the family who tried to talk things out (as seen when he tries to talk vanner into letting him go) and put on a smile to hide his own issues

what if he didn’t come back because he couldn’t do that anymore? that the issues he kept to himself were starting to affect his color and he thought others knowing would cause more issues then it would solve? that is until he was kidnapped and physically couldn’t.

now don’t be fooled im not defending him leaving branch alone by any means it was still a terrible thing to do im honestly just speculating with the little screen time floyd got

i love your au and the fun ideas that come with it keep it up with the amazing work!

also may i be dubbed 🐝 anon?

Thanks for the love!!! And don’t worry I’ll keep it up!

Floyd definitely had to have been grey right?!!?! Especially for a good period of time since his ears were deformed similar to Branch’s and when the other trolls went grey there ears stayed the same so he had to have been grey for a good period of time (maybe he turned grey during a rough patch in his solo career and felt like a failure leaving Branch for a failing career)

Honestly it would be hypocritical of me to hate on Floyd for not coming back because he was ashamed of being grey (when a part of the grey village au is how all the grey pop trolls are to ashamed to go back to pop village)

I give the brothers a lot of hate as you can see in my past posts with how the village is shown to despise them! When in reality I do LOVE them to!! I just have a lot of hate for their actions and feel they should be given consequences for them, such as their brother moving on and getting a new family (plus an entire village that hates them) Honestly I think it’s fine that they left, family can’t be forced to stay with you your entire life (like when your siblings go to college) my problem is how they left during an ARGUMENT! How they cut contact, How they left A BABY!!! In a town with a yearly genocide of trolls (and their grandma) He was left in the care of an old lady, an old lady who was old (I have nothing against grandparent caretakers) She would have had a difficult time raising a baby with her age (not to mention being a gambler, weird thing to learn about her) She seems to have done really well raising Branch from flashbacks in the show or when she’s talked about BUT STILL!! She also could’ve dropped dead any second (who knows what a trolls life expectancy is?!?!?! She could’ve been on death’s doorstep for all we know!)My point is they left him in a bad environment where he could die by the hands of troll eating Bergens Rosie did good, but she was old (also she let all her underage grandkids leave LIKE WHAT??!!?!! She was just playing rummy during the fight too 😦 wtf Rosie!!!)

Sorry this was a bit of a rant- and I don’t mean to offend anyone with how I think it was bad that grandma Rosiepuff was made his guardian because she is old!! I was mostly speaking through my cousins experience with how grandparents can’t be as attentive as they should when taking care of a kid (let alone a baby) because of their age, they will try their best they just have problems due to being older (I mean their bodies aren’t exactly as they used to be)

[pshenyasstuff]

Some sketches of my babies and y/n <3

And maybe I'll add a couple of thoughts about this variation.

cooking together

While cooking together, Karaku and Urogi usually do anything, but not cook. Urogi of course tries to help if he is asked about it, but it turns out badly. At least he tries. Karaku just eats and watches the others do something. Aizetsu and Sekido help y/n cook, but it usually ends up with Sekido getting dirty. Aizetsu is fine as long as he is not allowed to cut the onion, because the baby will then cry even more than usual (0((

Zohakuten does not participate in the cooking because he is still too young, but when he grows up he will be happy to help cook <3

Aizetsu

When Aizetsu has a nightmare or is just sad, he comes to you and cuddles with y/n while she cradles him like a baby. In the end they always fall asleep together 🥹

Don't ask me why but I think Aizetsu would watch Maya the Bee or Pororo. Just don't ask.

He probably wouldn't like games that are too violent, so he'd probably play some kind of peaceful and cute games

I don't know about his hobbies, but I think it would be drawing or jigsaw puzzles🤔

Kill me if he doesn't have a lot of soft toys in his room or he's not a fan of Hello Kitty

His mug would look like this:

Urogi

Urogi is definitely the type of child who jumps on his mother from a running start and hugs her tightly, especially when he misses her

He definitely has a little parrot, you can't convince me otherwise. The parrot has a cute name like "Kiwi"<3

I think we can all agree that he is a big fan of birds, so he would watch any bird documentary or bird cartoon

Bro rarely cleans his room unless he is reminded to clean💀

The most active among his brothers, so his hobbies would be related to sports, I guess

He must have had lice at least once in his life😦

His mug would look like this:

Sekido

Sekido doesn't have much affection for y/n at first, but over time he gets used to her and often holds her hand

I think he's the type of kid who watches horror movies at night thinking he's old enough but then bro can't sleep alone so he comes up to y/n saying things like "Ngh, just Karaku keeps me awake with his snoring 😒" and it doesn't matter that they sleep in different rooms

He's not a big fan of hugs, but he doesn't mind hugging occasionally

He is the oldest among the brothers and he loves to lead them. When y/n can't calm them down, Sekido takes on the role of parent.

He mostly gets mad at Karaku and Urogi. "STOP GIVING TROUBLE TO MOM, IDIOTS!"

I think he would be the only one who drinks coffee with y/n in the morning. His mug would look like this. He doesn't really care which mug to drink from as long as no one touches his mug.

Karaku

Fully enjoys kisses on the forehead and cheeks before bed, and he'll be really upset if y/n ever forget to kiss him.

He has such a soothing voice, so if he reads bedtime stories for his younger brothers, then they immediately fall asleep

Karaku watches horror movies with Sekido, but after just a few minutes of the movie, he looks like "😰"

Bro thinks babies are found in cabbage

I think his hobby would also be related to sports, but besides that, he could collect a herbarium

Maybe the type of kid who steals the parent's clothes

His mug would look like this, don't ask me why:

Zohakuten

He doesn't speak much, but for some reason he swears when his older brothers annoy him💀 how does he know these words..

He likes the company of Sekido, Aizetsu or y/n

He always says "mommy y/n" so adorably <3

I think he would be a fan of dragons and dinosaurs. I think he even has a soft toy dragon that he can't sleep without

As I said earlier, he and Sekido sometimes have violent outbursts where he screams and cries at the same time. After such situations, the poor baby asks for hugs on his own.

For some reason he gets jealous when his brothers try to stop him from hugging y/n. (Bro really looks like "😠")

So I hope you enjoyed this. Sorry if there are typos or anything like that.

[telly0uwhat]

how i think every character of bmw would react to eric and jack dating

cory:

he definitely doesn't have anything against it, but he finds it disgusting every time they show affection in front of him

jumped for joy when shawn reminded him that if the two of them got married they would be from the same family

shawn:

"what? are you telling me you just started dating now? last week when jack said "eric's my partner" i thought you guys were going to get married! i even bought a lamp with your faces on it"

#1 jeric supporter

topanga:

"i'm happy for you guys" and then she had to give cory and shawn 20 bucks for losing the bet.

(she is a great ally but she always thought that the two were just great friends like cory and shawn)

angela:

"shawn already told me that when we met. but i didn't agree with the lamp"

rachel:

"i'm so happy for you guys! i couldn't handle that whole story anymore, now we can be great girlfriends"

amy:

"aw guys that's great! i'm so glad you boys told me that, but it's not like we didn't notice"

loves jack more than her own son

alan:

stared at eric for about 30 secs like 😦 thinking about what to say

"look eric, i thought i would never have to go through this. i thought you were going to wait for us to have a guess and integrate jack into the family like no one noticed and i wouldn't have to have this conversation with you"

mr. feeny:

"well, i believe that the relationship between you, mr. matthews and mr. hunter, is quite remarkable and i have to admit that i had my doubts about this bond that you created. i'm glad that you cared to share this information with me, being in love is the best thing a human being can feel, don't lose what you have. but i think you gentlemen should explain some things to shawn"

morgan:

"eric, i told you that"

[d10nsaint]

DAPHINE

secretive plotter, kim dokja, yoo junghyuk, yoo sangah x gn!reader [separate]

another request from @rouecentric 😦⁉️🤯 so surprised rn. Anyways i love od but he’s not here because i don't wanna make them all have a romantic setting then have od be the only platonic one bcs he’s like 12.also tagging @elychee bcs they're AMAZING and wrote abt the lcf trio with a plus sized reader and you should really check it out [wink wink] i really tried to make this gn pls tell if it isn't THIS IS ALSO JUST ME SAYING NONSENSE BTW IT MIGHT NOT MAKE SENSE

ʚɞ Kim Dokja;

DOKJA is just happy he has a lover.

Really.

He also loves hugging you after a warm day—you’re just so soft and sweet to him (like anybody would be. hes so

He loves touching you. Hes just such a sucker for affection because he had none when he was younger, and he'd be elated to have someone who could handle his touch and affirm him throughout the day that its okay and they dont mind.

When it comes to your body,he really likes your chest.He lays on it when you both are lying down on the couch or even in bed. But once, one thing led to another on the couch and his head ended up on your thighs. he was literally shaking. His mind was going a million miles per hour and his face went beet red, and it was to the point where you had to make sure he was okay.

ʚɞ Yoo Sangah;

SANGAH is so naturally sweet and was raised in a way that everyone is the same—and thats how she sees people! Of course, not until she finds an s/o whos plus sized. She finally realizes the beauty of plus sized bodies !!

after a long day of work getting harassed, she just wants to go home and settle down in her lovers arms with a book and some detox tea !!

once, she was laying atop you reading a book with your back against the armrest of the couch and her back against yours, and then she realized something—you were very soft. Well, to her, atleast. Ever since, you’ve always been the big spoon!!

Shes never really had impure thoughts about you or your body….in fact, you’d have to bring stuff like that up to her in a conversation because of how little she thinks of it, so i cant really do the thigh thing

ʚɞ Yoo Junghyuk/Joonhyuk;

JUNGHYUK would just be happy that you’d survive a situation where he can't get you both food. ( Idk why i wrote that,i can't go 5 hours without getting hungry)

He’d usually carry you around as a form of training—and never admit it. He also does it just to be able to hold you, but whatever.

He'd be very fond of you (in his head) and try to be very subtle with it-he'd throw you a high grade item and say,'here,you're weak' and if you call him out, he'd glare at you and do nothing else.

By the time that you both are dating, he'd have opened up and really cherished you,hoping to make you happy and give you a life like him of the past would have.

If theres a point where youre dating and not fighting for your lives, he'd love to [secretly] just hold you in his arms and cherish you. It doesnt matter if he's standing up or laying down.He's just so happy to have you in his empty regressor life.

ʚɞ Secretive Plotter;

PLOTTER really doesnt care about body types, even when they come to his s/o UNLESS its very unhealthy.

As i’d suppose that you and plotter would be in a nice,loving and healthy relationship, he’s seen your body—no matter how insecure you are. He loves you no matter what, and nobody should ever dare to talk bad about your body and your habits or else he’d (as I said in a previous post) reign hell upon that person.

Putting the reassurance aside, hes very glad to have a thicker/ plus sized partner, due to how much his body is developed. He wouldnt have to see you as a doll and try to hold back his natural strength with all his might (i mean he still has to hold back) but its better than nothing!

he LOVES to put his hand on your thighs. He can't go a DAY without putting his hands on them, if its meant to be a reassuring caress or a more intimate touch. Male? Female? Something in between? He doesn’t care.

[ohimsummer]

Feed us more suguru and his pregnant lover thoughts please 🥺❤️

How would he be throughout the pregnancy? As your baby grows..

The back and neck massages he would give, would he massage your boobs too if they’re sore..

The baby shopping 🥺

If you get insecure about your weight or embarrassed at the large size of your baby bump

How would he react to the first kick?

Nighttime routine with him as being pregnant

Would he be strict with your diet?

The Pregnancy cravings 🥺❤️

Also being needy at ungodly hours 🫣🫣

GIVE US YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT THESE PLS AND ANYTHING ELSE!!!!!🥺❤️❤️

I think every time suguru goes out, whatever he looks at it reminds him of you and the baby.

Green onesie and he’s imaging your baby in a cute little frog onesie. A cat on the street and he thinks about getting them a little Kitty plushie. A red pen and he’s imagining when they can finally hold things and they’re coloring with a red crayon. It really never ends <<<333

ALSO YES YES MASSAGES YOUR CHEST!!! any part of you that’s sore—legs, feet, thighs, sides, etc. ask and you shall receive (or don’t, he’ll still do it anyway because suguru just Knows)

Suguru tears up when you guys go shoe shopping for The Little One because it’s like omg…these shoes are so so little….they’re going on his cute little baby 🥹 he is So Excited to help them into their clothes and tie their little shoes and show off his mini-me <<<333 also he is PREPAREDDD you guys stock up on so many diapers and wipes and other little baby necessities. you could say he’s going overboard but truthfully you never know </3 you two would rather be safe than sorry

suguru is worshipping your body CONSTANTLY there’s almost no time to feel bad about yourself unless the weight of your insecurities start to outweigh his affections. and if he senses for even a moment that that is the case, suguru is peppering you and your belly in kisses and whispering sweet nothings and caressing your body so much, reminding you of how much he loves you and how he’s so grateful for everything you do for him <<<<333

the first kick….i talked about him feeling the baby kick before but I think the first FIRST time he feels it, you guys are cuddling on the couch, you laying between his legs with your head on his chest while you two watch a movie, and he’s rubbing your belly. and then it just sort of happens out of the blue, his hand goes still and there is this little kick and you jump a little so now suguru also knows he wasn’t imagining things <<333

(After the initial shock wears off he’s like “😦🤨 okay okay” and starts rubbing your belly again because clearly da little one was unhappy that he stopped 😭)

nighttime routine is usually doing your skincare but he does yours for you first and then you two have little small talk while suguru finishes washing his face :3 he helps you put your hair up if you want and anything else you may need, fluffs the pillows and then zzzz mmimimi (he usually falls asleep a couple minutes after you. He likes to look at you all pretty and peaceful and he thinks about how great his life is <<33 loverboy smh)

he’s not like STRICT strict but ofc suguru encouraged you to eat things healthy for both u and the baby hfjfjd pregnancy cravings are one thing but yk he also makes sure you eat like veggies and proteins and stuff with actual nutritional value :>>

AS FOR BEING NEEDY, suguru is nothing if not consistent in helping you with your needs so ofc even if it’s a random 2am morning, he is going to muster up every drop of energy he has to make sure you are fully satisfied 😌

[hyper-jam]

More SecurityWaiter/DreamTheory headcanons I literally cannot get enough of them (part 2 😋😋😋)

This one is probably gonna be fairly romantic and affection focused cause I have brainrot

-Mike gets flustered so so easily because he’s literally chronically bitchless and this is the first time he’s experienced romantic affection EVER however he’s ALSO horribly oblivious and tired so it takes him forever to process flirting and affection half the time but then when he does he just turns bright red and his brain stops working

-Mike gets so incredibly dazed every time Ness kisses him on the lips. A cheek peck or smth is one thing and it will leave him flustered but any and all genuine mouth kisses leaves him completely speechless for a solid second and Ness thinks it’s the cutest thing ever (because it is)

-I saw that whole “Ness has freckles and Mike likes to kiss/count them” thing but literally shut up it is so the other way around cause Mike literally has freckles and Ness would do that shit and it would make Mike feel so warm and fuzzy and just ashsmskkskdkansjsksksjjs and Ness just thinks he’s adorable (BECAUSE HE IS !!!!!!) /lh

-they are such cuddlers they cuddle so much cause Mike is always so sleepy and Ness just loves playing with his hair and watching him as he looks so peaceful because cuddling with Ness actually helps him sleep and on the somewhat common occasion he starts having a nightmare Ness will gently nudge and kiss him awake and comfort him and then Mike can ACTUALLY GET SOME REST FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE DEAR GOD

-sorry I’m so autism abt these guys

-anyways

-Ness is all abt pet names dear god like Sugar obviously yes but he will literally call Mike anything and everything and Mike will barely pull out a “babe” or a “hon” and that’s like it but Ness is just like “baby, babe, my love, hon, honey, sugarplum, pumpkin, muffin cakes, kitten whiskers, meow meow, pookie, schnookums, puppy, doll, meatloaf, sweetheart, light of my life, I literally love you” and Mike is just like “😦😦😦 wait the fuck did you just call me-“

-they like to hold hands and like Ness is a fast walker so he’ll hold Mike’s hand to help him keep up or if he doesn’t wanna hold hands then Mike will like hang onto his shirt or bag or jacket or whatever else is available so he doesn’t get left in the dust (I’m projecting I’m the short friend who’s love language is physical touch this is literally just me)

-Mike is so physical touch but also gets embarrassed about PDA so he like won’t do much in public but as soon as they get home Mike is like all over him (quite literally like he leans on Ness and cuddles them and shit cause he’s just a little eepy cozy guy) and Ness is more abt the yapping (aka words of affirmation, hence pet names and such) but he also loves physical affection and he knows Mike likes it and it makes him flustered so he’ll purposely play things up and be extra touchy and just ahskslskskdlslsks HELP IM SO AUTISM ABT THESE GUYS

-they are so clingy idc they will text each other for as long as Ness stays up while Mike is working, then they see each other at Sparky’s and Ness forgets they have other tables to worry abt half the time cause they’re so focused on Mike, and then whenever they hang out in private they’re like never more than a few feet away from each other waaaaahhhhhhh

-they both get anxiety when the other doesn’t respond for a while, Mike cause he’s got abandonment/attachment issues, and Ness because Mike is severely mentally ill and him not responding could mean ANYTHING and again they’re also just both clingy asf with each other

-hugs. Such huggers. I know I already said they cuddle but they also hug so so much. Mike always needs a good hug and Ness is more than happy to give him one

-GOD UGH I CANT EVEN

-sorry

-again

-erm

-anyways

-Ness loves playing with Mike’s hair so much. Mike finds it really relaxing and comforting and Ness loves seeing him like that

-they are so so so orange cat x black dog energy GOOD LORD (Ness is the orange cat and Mike is the black dog obviously. Like yes Mike is a soggy cat but he’s also literally just a puppy like look at him)

-I’m being so cringe who let me on tumblr I’m getting too comfortable on here (it gets worse)

-RAAAAAHHHHH

-ok i need to stop before i explode

-I love them sm

-I’m gonna shut up now

-thank you and goodnight

[mercillery]

Your writing is so goooood, I’m hooked! Damnatio SFW alphabet, I’m begging 🙏🏼

WARNINGS: GENDER NOT SPECIFIED + NOT PROOFREAD

NOTES: I had to do a retake because I could’ve sworn I did a Damnatio SFW alphabet but apparently not? 😦 I got a bit dry and lazy at the end, sorry!

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

In public? Absolutely not. Public displays of affection are not his style. I’ve stated this so many times and will continue to do so: Damnatio is a private man. He does not want the whole world to know you are together. He values privacy a lot. The most he’ll show affection for you in public is by simply letting you lock your arms with him or just holding his arm, nothing more. The man’s idea of romance in public is letting you walk slightly closer to him than usual. Don’t take it personally, though. It's just Damnatio being—well, Damnatio.

In private? Well, he rarely initiates physical affection on his own. It's not that he doesn't enjoy it—he's just more reserved, even when it's just the two of you. However, if you take the lead and initiate a hug or a kiss, he'll certainly reciprocate. It’s not that he doesn’t want to show affection; he’s just not the type to start it. So, while you might not get spontaneous cuddles or surprise kisses, Damnatio is definitely not going to reject your advances. Just make sure the curtains are drawn and the door is locked—he's all about keeping things dignified and private.

Damnatio shows his affection through words of affirmation and acts of service. When you’re going through your toughest moments, and it’s just the two of you, he’ll reveal a small part of his vulnerability, telling you how proud he is of you and how much he cares. Alongside these heartfelt words, he'll offer logical advice to help you navigate whatever difficult situation you’re facing. Sometimes, he doesn't even need to say the words outright; you can tell what he wants to convey with just a glance. This subtle communication might go unnoticed by others, but you can read him like a book, and you appreciate these unspoken moments of understanding.

If you’re prone to forgetting things, worry not—Damnatio is your knight in shining armor. He’ll remind you of every single task you have for the day, even going as far as writing a to-do list and sticking it on the fridge, complete with a little doodle of his face in the corner 😐 as a small humorous reminder. You can almost hear him emphasizing the "to-do list" part with that stern yet caring look of his.

Damnatio also rises with the dawn, and one of his acts of service is preparing breakfast for both of you. It’s these small, subtle things he does that really show how much he cares, even if you don’t realize it immediately. But if you’re attentive, you’ll catch on to these gestures and appreciate them all the more. So, while Damnatio might not be the most physically affectionate partner, his love shines through in these thoughtful actions and supportive words, making you feel cherished and cared for in his own unique way.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

As a best friend, Damnatio Kira would be a steadfast and reliable presence in your life. He’s not one to form superficial connections; he values depth and sincerity, so his friendships are built on a solid foundation of trust and mutual respect. Damnatio's reserved and serious nature might make him appear aloof at first, but once you’re his best friend, you’ll see a side of him that is considerate and deeply caring—in his own reserved way, of course.

Damnatio isn't the type to engage in small talk or frivolous activities, but he excels at offering sound advice and providing a balanced perspective, especially during difficult situations. He thinks logically and can see through the chaos to offer a clear, reasoned solution. When you’re feeling overwhelmed, he’s the friend who will very firmly help you sort through your thoughts, providing both support and practical guidance. His serious demeanor might mean he’s not the life of the party, but he’s the one who will always have your back, no matter what.

I think the only way you could possibly start a friendship with Damnatio is by working alongside him in the Magic Parliament. Given that he’s all about justice and holds the position of chairman, it's hard to imagine him forging friendships outside of this context. He’s dedicated to his work and principles, and that’s where his social interactions naturally occur.

If you share his commitment to justice and find yourself in the same professional environment, you have a solid chance of getting to know him. Being colleagues provides common ground and opportunities for interaction that might not exist otherwise. Whether it's collaborating on a case or engaging in discussions about the law, these shared experiences can pave the way for a deeper connection!

But don't expect it to be easy or quick. Damnatio values depth and sincerity in his relationships, so building his trust will take time and effort. You’ll need to demonstrate your dedication to justice and your competence in your role. Over time, as he sees your commitment and integrity, he’ll begin to open up. So, while it might seem like a tall order to become friends with someone as reserved and focused as Damnatio, working in the Magic Parliament alongside him is the most realistic way to bridge that gap.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

As mentioned in part A, Damnatio isn't one to initiate affection, or much of it at all. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t enjoy it. If you take the lead and initiate physical affection, Damnatio is likely to reciprocate—as long as it’s behind closed doors and away from prying eyes. So, if you were to suddenly cuddle him, he wouldn’t mind at all. In fact, he does appreciate it, though his appreciation can come across as a bit reserved.

Damnatio's way of liking affection is more about the quiet comfort it brings than grand displays of emotion. So, while he may not be the most outwardly affectionate partner, he still values and enjoys those intimate moments you share. It’s a quiet kind of affection, but it’s genuine all the same. This part probably should’ve gone to part A, but whatever.

As for how Damnatio likes to cuddle, he's adaptable and goes along with however you want to cuddle. He doesn’t have a preferred cuddling position; he’s more about making you comfortable and happy. But if you’re curious, he does have a small habit that shows his affection—he’ll always have an arm around you. It’s a subtle yet meaningful gesture that signifies his return of affection. So, whether you want to snuggle up close or just rest your head on his shoulder, he’s perfectly content. And that arm around you? It’s his quiet way of holding you close and letting you know he cares, even if he doesn’t say it out loud.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

THE BIG QUESTION: DOES HE WANT TO SETTLE DOWN? No, yes, maybe, no, yes, yes, no, maybe, no, no, yes, no, no, no, yes, maybe, maybe, maybe, yes, no, maybe, yes, no, no, maybe, yes—MAYBE. The answer here is maybe.

Damnatio has thought about that stage in life, but he’s never put much serious consideration into it. His mind is always occupied with upholding justice, so he just kind of sees where life takes him. So whether he decides to settle down depends on several factors, primarily how much he loves and trusts you and whether you want to settle down yourself. He hasn’t ruled it out, but it’s not at the forefront of his mind. If he develops a deep trust and love for you over the years and you express a strong desire to settle down, he will consider it. 

Damnatio is a man of principles and dedication, and if he believes you’re the right person, he’d be willing to make that commitment just for you. So, while the answer might not be a definitive yes or no, it hinges on the strength and depth of your relationship. If he’s convinced that you’re the one and you want to build a future together, he’ll settle down to make you happy.

Oh, he can definitely cook and clean. Just because Damnatio is a royal doesn't mean he's spoiled. In fact, he’s quite skilled in both areas. He’s a very good cook and a competent cleaner, though he excels more in the kitchen. I’d even go as far as to say that he’s like Gordon Ramsey level when it comes to cooking.

Cleaning? Well, he's good at it, but it's clear his passion lies more with cooking. He approaches cleaning with the same meticulous attention to detail, ensuring everything is spotless. So, while there’s not much to say about his cleaning skills beyond the fact that he’s proficient, his cooking is where he truly stands out. Whether it’s a casual dinner or a special occasion, you can count on Damnatio to deliver a meal that’s nothing short of extraordinary!

Someone edit Damnatio with a chef hat right now.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

If you lose him, you fumbled so badly I’m sorry.

No, but seriously, if Damnatio ever had to break up with you, he’d approach it with his usual stern and stoic demeanor. You’d be faced with the same composed and detached side he shows to everyone else, which might make you feel like a total stranger. It's not really his intention to make you feel this way—he just wants to be respectful and get it over with efficiently.

He’d be straightforward, explaining his reasons without sugarcoating anything. He believes in honesty and clarity, even if it’s painful. Despite the emotional weight of the situation, he’d maintain his composed exterior, making it clear that this is a decision he’s thought through carefully.

After delivering the news, he’d bid you well, expressing his genuine hope for your future happiness. It’s his way of being respectful and closing the chapter with dignity, even if it comes across as cold. In his mind, he’s doing what he believes is the right thing, treating the breakup with the same seriousness and integrity he applies to everything else in his life.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

How does he feel about commitment? Well, Damnatio takes commitment very seriously. If he's so dedicated and devoted to upholding justice, imagine how seriously he treats your relationship. He’s absolutely loyal and dedicated, treating your relationship with the same gravity and respect he gives to his role in the Magic Parliament. He doesn’t play games when it comes to commitment. When he’s in, he’s all in. He values trust, honesty, and mutual respect above all else, and he expects the same level of dedication from you.

He wouldn’t want to get married too quickly. Damnatio strikes me as a man who likes to take things slow and at an appropriate pace. He wants to learn and know more about you—your flaws, imperfections, perfections, non-flaws, and every single little thing that makes you who you are. He’s thorough and meticulous in all aspects of his life, and his approach to marriage is no different. He wants to ensure he’s not marrying someone who’s breaking the law, and he also wants to be absolutely certain that he’s 100% committed to the idea of marrying you.

For Damnatio, rushing into marriage without truly understanding each other isn’t an option. His careful consideration means that when he does decide to marry, it’s a decision made with full confidence and commitment. So, if you’re with Damnatio, be prepared for a journey of discovery and understanding. He wants to make sure that both of you are ready and fully aligned before walking down the aisle. This thoughtful approach might take time, but it’s all about ensuring a lasting and meaningful relationship. <3

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

His emotional gentleness is definitely an area where he could improve. Damnatio is heavily inclined toward logic and reason, often prioritizing them over emotions. While he understands that people have different emotional needs and he does make an effort to grasp those, he also wants others to use logical thinking more. So when you’re facing a stressful situation, he’ll default to logic first. His approach to offering advice is practical and well-reasoned, but it tends to lack the emotional warmth that might be comforting.

In essence, while his advice is undeniably useful and well thought out, it can sometimes come across as emotionally detached. He’s more focused on solving the problem than on providing the emotional support that could come with it. It’s not that he doesn’t care; it’s just that his method of caring is more about helping you find a logical solution than offering emotional comfort.

Physically, Damnatio is fairly gentle but with a firm touch—about a 50/50 mix, if that makes sense. He’s not excessively soft or overly forceful. It’s not really something that requires much reasoning; he’s just right in the middle.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

His hugs usually last only a few seconds—nothing too prolonged.

Damnatio doesn’t hug often, so it’s likely that you’d be the one to initiate hugs first. However, if it’s just the two of you, he’ll return the gesture.

His hugs might come across as somewhat dry, if that makes sense. While he appreciates the affection, he finds hugging a bit awkward. It’s not something he’s used to, and before you, he’s probably never hugged anyone—at least not that he can recall. But despite this, he values your attempts and will respond to them in his own way.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He will say the L word only when he’s absolutely, positively, surely, and completely certain that he truly loves you. This means it could take some time for him to reach that point, as he needs to be entirely confident in his feelings. But once he does say it, you can be certain he means it with all his heart. He doesn’t throw around such words lightly.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He’s not someone who’s easily jealous. If someone hits on you, whether it’s in front of him or not, he trusts that you’ll handle the situation and let them know you’re already taken. His trust in you is absolute, so there’s no room for jealousy. Sure, it might disappoint him slightly to see you being flirted with, but it’s more of a mild inconvenience than something that stirs up jealousy. His confidence in your relationship means he’s rarely, if ever, jealous. For Damnatio, it’s not about being possessive but about having faith in you and the strength of your bond.

Now, in those rare moments when Damnatio does feel jealous, he handles it with a great deal of maturity. He’s not the type to make a fuss, place blame on you, or lash out at the source of his jealousy. Instead, he might initially try to ignore the feeling, thinking it’ll go away soon, but if it becomes overwhelming, he’ll address it with you directly and calmly—like adults.

Damnatio believes in maintaining the integrity of your relationship, so he won’t let jealousy disrupt what you have. He understands that such feelings are natural but doesn’t see them as a reason to jeopardize your bond. His approach is thoughtful and measured, ensuring that even if jealousy arises, it’s managed in a way that’s respectful and constructive.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Again, if you initiate affection yourself, he will return it—kisses included. His kisses are never rough; they're always soft and gentle.

He doesn’t really have a preferred spot, but he usually goes for your cheek, considering it the most affectionate area to kiss.

He’d be the biggest liar in the world if he said neck kisses or jaw kisses didn’t affect him. Those areas are his weaknesses, and he can’t deny the effect they have on him.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Unfortunately, there’s not much change in his demeanor. He maintains his stern, reserved nature and unwavering commitment to justice, even in the presence of kids.

Need an example? Well, remember that time he tried to execute a 10-year-old girl? Yeah, it wasn't exactly a shining moment. Her eye magic indirectly caused harm to people, and despite the fact that she was possessed and had no control over that, Damnatio was ready to enforce the harshest punishment. Not exactly the poster child for “fun uncle” material.

He doesn’t soften up or become more approachable around children. He’s still that same coldly committed figure, focused on the letter of the law and the principles of justice above all else. So, if you were hoping to see him get all gooey-eyed and playful with kids, sorry to disappoint. Damnatio stays true to his stern and serious self, even in situations that might call for a bit more warmth and understanding.

So while he might appreciate the innocence and potential of children, his rigid sense of duty and justice overshadows any softer feelings. Maybe one day he’ll learn to relax a bit, but for now, kids get the same stern treatment as everyone else—sorry!

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He who wakes up at the crack of dawn. Damnatio has duties to accomplish, work to finish, and justice to uphold—so he starts his day early and strong with a cup of coffee to prepare for whatever lies ahead. By the time you wake up, he’s likely already out of bed, preparing coffee for both of you.

If you’re someone who wakes up late, expect a gentle nudge or a soft call to get you up. He’ll make sure you join him for that morning coffee, believing it’s important to start the day together. He might even turn you into an early riser with his persistent yet caring morning routine.

His mornings are structured and purposeful, setting the tone for a productive day. Sharing that morning coffee with him isn’t just about caffeine; it’s more like a quiet moment of connection before the busyness of the day takes over. So while you might not be naturally inclined to wake up at dawn, Damnatio’s routine has a way of bringing you into his world, one early morning at a time!

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

He rises early and falls early, meaning he goes to sleep early as well. Before going to sleep, he always makes sure to remind you not to stay up too late, almost sounding like a concerned parent. He doesn’t insist that you go to bed at the same time as him; he respects your sleep schedule as long as you don’t push it to unreasonable hours like 3 or 4 in the morning.

Believe me—this man will literally scold you if he catches you wide awake at those late hours. He’s serious about maintaining a healthy routine and genuinely worries about your well-being. It’s not just about enforcing a rule; it’s about ensuring you get enough rest to be at your best. So, while he might come off as a bit strict, his intentions are rooted in care and concern for you.

So if you’re a night owl, be prepared for some gentle (or not-so-gentle) reminders to hit the hay at a reasonable hour.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He starts revealing things about himself only when he's absolutely sure he trusts you—when trust is firmly established. This process definitely takes time and requires a good deal of patience, so prepare.

While you might feel a bit impatient or frustrated with how reserved he is about his himself, it's crucial not to rush him. Pushing him to open up before he's ready might actually make him take even longer to share those deeper parts of himself.

Once he feels fully secure, he’ll start revealing everything about himself more openly. It’s like peeling back layers—each layer reveals a little more, and eventually, you get to see the whole picture. At first, he might just share small anecdotes or thoughts, but over time, he’ll delve into his deeper experiences and vulnerabilities.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Not that easily angered unless it involves someone breaking the law. But even then, he’s not too angry, just really fierce about upholding justice.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Despite his mind being constantly occupied with work and upholding justice, Damnatio remembers almost everything about you. His attention to detail extends beyond his professional life and into your relationship. He might occasionally forget the very small things momentarily, but they eventually come back to him with a bit of thought.

Whether it’s your favorite book, a story you told him in passing, or the way you take your coffee, he makes an effort to remember. So even though he has a lot on his plate, you’re never far from his thoughts, and he values every little detail that makes you—well, you.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

His favorite moments in your relationship are when you’re by his side after a particularly stressful, work-filled day and it’s just the two of you alone. Honestly, just being around you after a stressful day makes him feel at ease. These quiet, intimate moments where you both unwind together are what he cherishes most. Whether you’re talking softly about your day or simply sitting in comfortable silence, your presence alone is enough to bring him a sense of peace and relaxation. You’re like his charging station lol.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Unless you’re particularly vulnerable or lack any fighting or defending capabilities, Damnatio isn’t overly protective. He trusts that you can handle yourself just fine without him constantly hovering. He has confidence in your strength and abilities, and this trust allows him to give you the space you need.

However, if you are more vulnerable or less capable of defending yourself, he still won’t be around every corner you turn. Instead, he’ll adopt a more balanced approach, checking up on you from time to time to ensure you’re okay. He believes in giving you the independence to manage on your own while still providing support when needed.

Damnatio has never really been the one receiving protection; it's usually him doing the protecting. Because of this, he doesn't have a strong preference for how he likes to be protected. As long as you somehow look out for him, he genuinely appreciates it and makes sure to thank you.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He puts effort into all aspects of your relationship equally—and quite a lot of it, too. Damnatio understands the importance of dates, anniversaries, gifts, and everyday tasks, and he ensures that each one receives the attention it deserves.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

His cold devotion to justice. While it's admirable how dedicated he is to upholding justice, he can be incredibly ruthless about it. You sometimes wish he’d show just a little bit more mercy, but that's just how he is, and it's unlikely to change.

His unwavering commitment to justice means he often views situations in black and white, leaving little room for compassion or leniency. This can be frustrating, especially when you see the potential for more humane solutions. However, this relentless pursuit of justice is a core part of who he is, and it's deeply ingrained in his personality.

You understand that his dedication is rooted in a desire to create a fair and just world, but you can't help but wish he’d soften his approach sometimes. Unfortunately, this is one aspect of Damnatio that remains steadfast, and learning to navigate this part of his personality is a challenge you have to face together.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He isn’t too concerned with his looks. As long as his hair is perfectly combed back like always and his green robe is free of dirty marks, he’s content. Basically, he’s focused on maintaining a tidy and professional appearance rather than worrying about fashion or trends.

Damnatio’s priorities lie in presenting himself as competent and respectable. He doesn’t spend much time fussing over his appearance beyond these basic standards. His hair is always meticulously styled, and his robe is kept immaculate, ensuring he looks polished and ready for his duties.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yes, Damnatio would feel incomplete without you. If, for whatever reason, you decided to leave him or something happened to you, it would undoubtedly affect him deeply. He would definitely be thinking about it, and it might even distract him from his work just a little. Despite his stoic exterior, Damnatio isn't immune to the pain of loss. The bond you share is unique and significant, and its absence would leave a noticeable void in his life.

While he would try to maintain his composed demeanor and continue his duties, the emotional impact would be undeniable. In those moments of solitude, his thoughts would inevitably drift to you, reflecting on the times you spent together and the connection you had. It’s not something he would easily move past, and it would likely stay with him for a long time. Yeah, for such a stoic and stern man, it’s kinda crazy that you’ve got him this way. But he makes sure to hide his pain well, not wanting others to notice and wanting to keep his professionalism.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He plays the piano. That’s it. That’s the headcanon. I imagine he finds a unique kind of solace in playing it. For him, playing the piano isn't just a hobby; it's a way to unwind and express himself in a deeply personal manner.

I’m saying this because every piano player I’ve ever met seems to exude a certain majesty…

…which aligns perfectly with Damnatio’s own regal presence, y’know?

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Someone who BREAKS THE LAW. That’s it. If you’re a law-breaker, that’s the biggest and immediate red flag for him. He has zero tolerance for any form of illegal activity, and he’s ready to reprimand you without hesitation.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

Always sleeps on his back.

And he adheres to a very strict sleep schedule.

The man needs his beauty sleep.

[bunnihearted]

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and no but fr it's easy for ppl to say im dramatic or too much or 'should just get over it'. but i've never had love feelings like this for anyone ever... i could go into depth but that's just the jist: i love this person so deeply so deeply it's so rare and so all consuming. and i might seem lame or stupid or pathetic but these feelings have been controlling me for 1.5yrs... (the crush developed fast). like actually controlling my life and idk what to do abt it. and it freaks me out bc i have gotten over crushes!!! i had one on a guy i knew and was friends with, but i didnt realize i had a crush until after we had 0 contact w eo. and it took me like 4yrs until i could think of him without chest pain and dread in my stomach??? then i had one on my physical therapist, but bc that relationship was strictly professional and he had no platonic nor physical interest in me, and i didnt even see him when my sessions ended, i got over him in 1 year and now dont even think of him. but this is different... it's also different bc it is the most "romance" (like incl. any share sexual and platonic and affectionate energy etc) that i've also received from my crush. like this is even harder for me to let go bc even if it wasnt an actual relationship, it felt close to one (esp so for me since i've never even had a relationship). plus my feelings and thoughts and sentiments i expressed wasnt one sided. so ..... like i am genuinely scared abt how i will get past this bc i cant live w this pain??? since im extra emotional like much more than an average person it hurts so fucking bad like so fucking bad. and it scares me bc 1) i dont wanna feel like this plus i keep thinking of it and 2) if i keep feeling like this it will close me off from meeting new potentional connections. so like yeah ppl can be dismissive all they want but i really dont want to feel like this bc it hurts so bad and it drives me insane and it is actually affecting my life... like im unable to function properly bc like ppl with whole full lives and are also not made like me might be normal abt things but.. this was al i wanted dreamed abt and just felt so much for and like idk what to do without it and idk how to function w it.

ok yeah maybe i sound crazy but like genuinely i feel insane abt it. and ppl just tell u to move on but like ?!?!?!?!? i dont know i dont know. if i met the first person i've loved like this at 25 ... what does that mean???????? if just crushes have taken me years to get past, how long will this take and how much will it hurt??? im like genuinely terrified bc i cant even imagine my life without them 🙃🙃🙃 i cant imagine wanting anyone else or feeling this way with anyone else 🙃🙃🙃🙃 and i know what ppl say ok i know i know!!!!! but i just cant?? idk how to process that bc im 25.. and i have /never/ felt this way.... maybe it just sounds crazy but i think i was made for them (but its sad when they arent made for me ofc</3). and might sound crazy but everyone are different and i just needed smth like this and idk!!!! yes i sound crazy idc im like so scared of emotions and how deep they are and idk what to do. bc apparently therapists dont want u coming to them to talk abt this and like ummmmm what if i cant let this go and keep going insane forever. i saw someone say they had unrequited love for someone for 10yrs and couldnt get over it. what the fuck?!?!? i wanna scream like how is this real 😦😦😦😦 is there any drug for me to take to lose all my emotions?!?!? 🫨🫨🫨🫨

[practicedvmm13fullofpotatoes]

lol wait what? info about the element swapped Simons?? oh my gosh???

(really long post, i think) (and uh these are just copy pasted from my texts to my fren) (also includes texts from my fren) (ps. when it’s my text, it’s this. when it’s my fren’s text, it’s this)

The fire object is a necklace, the slime object is a bracelet and the candy object is.. uh.. earrings I guess?

Fire!Simon is moody and irritable, Candy!Simon is obsessive and kinda possessive and Slime!Simon is a lazy dude with not a lot of cares

Candy!Simon eating candy subjects real??? Yes. Why? Because I said so

I would like to think that the other cursed objects (the earrings, necklace and bracelet) don’t really make the user go mad like the crown did. Like, yeah, the Candy/Slime/Fire!Simons are still a little insane but not like Ice King. The earrings, necklace and bracelet just kinda morphed Simon’s personality a bit. It kinda changed depending on what he felt when he wore it.

I guess, that’s how I would explain it

Candy!Simon was just so smitten for Betty when he found the earrings. He was like "These would look good on Betty! I should give this to her!" and when he showed Betty, he wore them as a joke but then the moment he did, he was just all over her saying like "Oh, my princess! I love you so, so much, more than you could ever know!" and Betty’s really confused and I guess a bit scared because he’s just all over her, smothering her with love and affection. "Yeah, thanks, you love me and I love you too but like.. What the hell? Something happened, what’s wrong w/you?" And Candy!Simon just spawned chocolate outta thin air for Betty

Fire!Simon was angry when he found the necklace (something happened maybe and he’s just pissed off over something). He showed Betty, put the necklace on and just began to take his anger out on her, scaring Betty and making her run away- And like. That’s super terrifying too because… FIRE POWERS

HE MIGHT BURN HER😭😭

Yeah and when he removed the necklace, he doesn’t remember much of what happened except for Betty’s terrified screams like "Simon! Please— Stop!"

😦

Her screams are forever just in his memory, even a thousand years later

Slimon meanwhile was just super tired and unmotivated when he found the bracelet. He showed Betty, put it on and just kinda.. collapsed on the floor because he was tired—

Betty was concerned, ofc. Like, imagine your fiancé just putting on a bracelet and then they just FELL

Slimon was fine and he was just like "Yeah, I’m fine Betty, don’t stress about it too much, princess.. Or whatever.."

You can tell that Fire!Simon’s Betty may or may not be the most traumatized—

Candy!Simon’s Betty is like "Aww, that’s sweet and all but.. something’s wrong" and Slimon’s Betty is like "Oh, um, alright? If you say so.." as she picks up Slimon and places him on the couch

Lemme just say this, in the other element Simon things, the elements are swapped around.

In Fire!Simon’s Ooo, it’s Candy swapped with Slime and Fire swapped with Ice

In Candy!Simon’s Ooo, it’s Candy Swapped with Ice and Slime swapped with Fire

And in Slime!Simon’s Ooo, it’s Ice swapped with Slime and Fire swapped with Candy

The princesses in their Ooos would be diff names ofc

F!S’ Ooo - Princess Ooze (Slime!PB), Frost Princess (Ice!Flame Princess) and Sugar Princess (Candy!Slime Princess)

C!S’ Ooo - Princess Glacier (Ice!PB), Sludge Princess (Slime!Flame Princess, this name is prolly gonna change) and Blaze Princess (Fire!Slime Princess)

S!S’ Ooo - Princess Blaze (Fire!PB), Caramel Princess (Candy!Flame Princess, prolly gonna change) and Icicle Princess (Ice!Slime Princess, prolly gonna change)

How about the Winter King versions of them

Practically the same. Slimon is much more productive, Fire!Simon is less irritable and Candy!Simon is less obsessive

Hmm, Candy is Sweet, Slime is Goo and Fire is Flare

[maxemilianverstappen]

but stuff happened, lol. Multiple times. And Charles numerously times was acting passive aggressive towards max and there no way Max never saw it. I wish I could just ship them and think “wow, Max obsessed with Charles, how cute😍😍😍” but I’m just annoyed bitch who see it as Max wants some validation from Charles(of all people, him😦). He also was very neutral towards Charles so after 3 month seeing them interact gives me an ick. Okey, I’m agree, Max is the one who needs to decide to himself after all. also, what did you notice as Seb fan?

Brooo..... Max wanting validation?? Lol, that guy needs no validation from anyone. And I neither interpret his actions as being needy nor as seeking validation. Max is possibly the most "complete/whole" person I have ever seen. Let me explain what I mean.

Anyone going thru that childhood and with that guy as a father becomes a scarred person, and we all agree with it. Max is scarred, too. But he also seems to have reached to some sense of peace within himself about his family and his childhood. I won't presume how hard it must have been or how much hurt he must still be carrying, but again, he looks and acts much more in control of himself and his life and grounded and level headed than anyone I have ever seen. He is one of those people who have found his own self-worth and fulfillment in themselves and never in the eyes of others or how others see or perceive them. Max doesn't give a fuck about what others think of him at all. He isn't a people pleaser. He's the last person on that grid who would act against his principles/his thoughts just so that he can look more palatable for other people's approval. This guy has "realized" himself. He is a whole person. He doesn't need anyone to feel that way. And this is exactly why I adore him so much.

Him being fond of Charles doesn't mean he wants his validation and that's why he follows him around like a lost puppy. Growing up together, he knows Charles is a talented racer and he knows when he tells him stuff Charles would understand. Maybe that's just that. A camaraderie of growing up together and being passionate about the same thing in equal ardor and knowing the other understands you. That's all.

I think we all are looking at these people's friendships/relationships from shippy lenses too much. And I know you said you don't ship them, but I am not just talking about romantic stuff. We only see them as much as they let us, and we all interpret their interactions according to our own preconceived ideas about them and even do some self reflection/mirroring. Some people's headcanons affect fans' perception of these guys without even them realizing it. It is not so deep. They are just interacting. If they start to think they aren't the people they think the other guy was, then they can simply stop.

About Seb, I meant how Charles used to act with Seb and how the team fucked Seb over during those years with Charles manager always wearing Binotto's ears off in the garage, lol.

[madamefist]

HOLY SHIT!!! A lot of things happened in this chapter!!! Where do I start?!

1- Esmérelda is a b@#&!

2- Buttercup lost her powers TWICE!

3- Mike is bi! YAY! xD

4- Drama between the sisters! :(

5- Esmérelda is a bitch!!!

6- Him and Esmérelda are aware that Brick doesn't get affected by Esmé's influence!!! 😱

7- Poor Buttercup! My heart broke for her in this chapter! 😢

8- Butch is the best boyfriend Buttercup could ever asked for! 😭

9- ESMÉRELDA IS A BITCH!

10- Brick can see the future??! 😦

11- The Blues finally made up! YAY! xD

12- Blossom finally told her sisters about her heart attacks. I'm glad.

13- Brick started to put two to two together, but he's still not making a move!!! C'mon, Brick! Do something!!!

14- ESMÉRELDA IS A FUCKING BITCH!!!!

Phew! I think that's everything! xD You really know how to write villains, Madamefist! First, Melvin, now Esmé. Seriously, I'm starting to hate her more than Melvin. The Reds didn't get a lot of focus, but I was glad that Blossom told Brick about what the Professor said to her. My heart also broke when her sister ganged on her when Esmé accused her. It was really hard to read. :(

But I can't but just noticed Brick's new "ability" if you will call it that. He now can dream about the future? Can foresee the future? Similar to Him? Hmmmm... it's quite interesting, I have to say.

But man, the ending, with Him appearing and telling Esmé to kill Buttercup... I'm both scared and excited for the next chapter! This chapter was worth the wait for sure. But I do hope you update within a month, I really want to know what will happen next!!!

You take care now. 😄

Okay.. 1 - Yes, you are correct 😂 2 - Poor BC 😭 3 - Yay Mike 💖💜💙 4 - I think we need to refer to number 1 for this one.. I didn't enjoy writing them being horrible to each other I gotta admit! 5 - Yes, that is very true 6 - Yes - they know stuff Brick doesn't - wouldn't that annoy him! 7 - She's going through it.. You wait till the next chapter 🫠😬 8 - 😬😬😬 9 - STILL VERY TRUE. 10 - 🤔🤔🤔 11 - Yay blues 💙 12 - About time really..! 13 - He needs to trust his gut more doesn't he... 14 - YESSSSSSSSSSSS 😆 Thank you so much! I don't know what it says about me as a person being able to pull off writing evil well, but I'm gunna take it as a compliment either way 😏🤣 The reds will take centre stage soon - I worry about my fics being tooooo red sometimes. They are my favourites to write, but I do love the greens - struggle with the blues (but that doesn't mean I don't love them) - but gave myself a little personal goal to try & write them better/more in my Choices/Prophecy fics. I'll do my very best to get chapter 8 up within the month 🫶

[princepipper]

So Gabe and Pip didn't kiss until they started dating, but what sort of things did they do that might have clued them in on liking each other? They were friends for a long time, surely something must have changed along the line that made them realize they had stronger feelings. 😉

AH... yeah they had their first kiss at some point after they got together ✨officially✨ which probably would mean like, 2-3 years into dating at least since it took forever for them to even process that they were a couple lol.

I guess what you're asking is, did they flirt or anything, or maybe more how they knew they wanted to date? l have a fic lined up for the story of how they started going out, and it's already roughly written, hehe.

But, if you want some thoughts, I can give 'em. Here...

I guess to make it easier I'll split things up between Pipper and Gabe.

For Pip:

moving to Thornville as a kid meant leaving behind any friends and relatives (other than her mom ofc) back in Canada, and so she literally knew nothing/no one and was very anxious because of it!

so when her and Gabe started to befriend each other, the combination of him being similar to her with interests and such as well as offering some relief since she now KNEW someone other than her mom was huge when it comes to her overall attachment to Gabriel

I've said it before, but her and Gabe just clicked, in a way that was unique since Gabe's not exactly the most approachable guy

So stemming from her attachment, Pip developed very strong feelings toward Gabe, nothing more than platonic affection at first. She always wanted to hang out, talk to him, listen and support him, and she was (and is) FIERCELY protective of him from bullies and rude people

But as for anything like a crush on Gabe... that likely would not have developed until she was a little older, maybe about 15? And even then at first she wouldn't recognize it as a crush, she wouldn't understand why all of a sudden she feels a fluttering in her stomach sometimes when he's with her, or why she feels stressed or anxious if he's showing excessive interest in someone else (idk if he ever would do that, but even as minor as his brief "relationship" that was with bitter lmao. gabe's like "i have a boyfriend!" and pip is just like "😦 ...really? cool😭")

and by the time she's 17 she understands it completely but also is NOT giving away her feelings, she hides it because she's too worried that gabe will be grossed out or something and it will ruin their friendship

this plays out in the fic i have planned about how they start dating. poor pip just wasn't ready to confess at all haha

Meanwhile, for Gabe:

Gabe's a little different than Pip, which shouldn't come as a big shock since he struggles to process his feelings normally

When he first meets Pip as a kid, and it states this in my writing, he didn't really care at all. It was the classic case of parents mingling and kids being forced to interact

Gabe literally had no opinion on the girl next door to him, and he didn't think for a second that she would ever have any impact on his life

but as the story goes, she starts talking to him at school over something like his drawings or whatever, and when it's apparent they share some common interests, he indulges and is ok to chat

in Gabe's mind, he wasn't opposed to pip being a friend, but he wasn't used to it at all. even as a kid he'd been a bit of an outcast, and so anyone being nice to him like that was very weird, and made him question their intentions

of course pip had nothing malicious up her sleeve, and honestly, Gabe figured that out pretty quickly- she was simple, but very kind, and she genuinely wanted to be around him. it was still weird but he allowed it and liked that he had made a real friend

when his mental health got bad, things shifted. gabe went to the hospital for a while, which was pretty lonely. his answers on one's blog say that his experience there was boring and that "there were lots of weirdos", which tells me he didn't talk to anyone

and like my previous posts say, pip was quick and persistent when it came to finding him again once he was home. gabe at that point was probably unstable and exhausted from it all, so it's a good thing in a way that his dad kept pip away at first!

once they do start to talk and hang out again, things aren't too bad. he's not the same, but he's also not that different... he's just a teenager dealing with a lot on his plate and so having to be pip's friend is harder for him to do

gabe doesn't ever doubt that they are in fact friends, though. there is the instance of him lashing out once in their youth where he very rudely tells her that she means nothing to him (which causes a small fight), but ultimately this was due to him battling his symptoms and stress, and pip forgave him quickly

once Gabe starts to mature and settles on the proper medications, he relents a little about his former behaviour and realizes he's really glad to have Pip around after everything!

unlike pip there was no grand realization of any deeper feelings, and also no denial- gabe knew that pip was important to him in a way no one else was. but he also didn't really feel the need to act on that, he didn't think it was that important to make a big deal out of it and ask her out

not until his 19th birthday, when he's finishing his first year of university does he start to consider that hey, my life is progressing pretty steadily and i don't know where it will take me. but i DO know i want pip to be there too.

and he decides that when she turns 18 the next year he will ask her to be his girlfriend

*wheezes*

Ok, so then, that's about it for how they felt about each other. You mentioned flirting, and I'm sorry to say that neither of them is good at that sort of thing, and never attempted it. Pip sometimes teases Gabe after they're a couple, she likes pet names and joking about how she has the most handsome and smart boyfriend/husband ever, which always makes Gabe crack up.

But otherwise, they didn't know that the feeling was ever mutual, and I can't pinpoint any moments that made them think "Oh my god, I have a thing for them!" when they were younger. If anything Pip probably just got overthinking about something small like her hand holding his for a second or something he said that really wasn't meaningful but SOUNDED like it was. Idk. Either way, it worked out, they are a great dynamic. >:3

[lifewiththelulus]

With Cirrus parents, they themselves weren’t against her being trans but were afraid of the bullying she would have been put through and that train of thought really clouded their judgement.

Having parents that say they're accepting but really don't act like it can be so hurtful ;-;

The only good decision they had was leaving custody of their children to Breeze.

You said they got into an accident right?

Yeah, through illness that affects air people. The air in them gets drier and drier until they are nothing more than wisps 😦 There isn’t a cure So they’re plug had to be pulled before they went through the worst of it.

Fuck that's heartbreaking

they at least got to apologize to Cirrus before they left.

I did have a similar thing I was thinking for Mimi. Briar is a single mother. She's just become very overprotective and Karen like

So many parental issues. At least Hazel and Vapor have a good deal