#i think that’s Audrey

[xx-sketchy-xx]

Audrey (My O.C): Hey Howdy! I got a joke!

Howdy: What is it?

Audrey: I heard about this lady who had quadruplets.

Howdy: Woah! That's a lot! What are their names?

Audrey: Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Fred.

Howdy: Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Fred?

Audrey: Yeah!

Howdy: What happened to Mo?

Audrey: Oh, she don't want no mo'! (No more)

Audrey and Howdy: *Laughing like crazy in the store*

Frank: *Towards Eddie* I thought my cousin Audrey was better than this...

[uhlillie]

feed me, leon

[systarkitty]

wandersong!!

[miss-mossball]

tangles

[lucy-moderatz]

You slipped this note underneath my door night before last. I did? I wanted to help you. For Laura.

[signalstatic]

guh

[paperbooart]

went on a plane for the first time in my life to see little shop of horrors in prince george

[dragondawdles]

screenshot redraw of miss redheart featuring rare dragon colorpicking technique

(comedically crunched original screenshot for reference)

[guillotine-drop]

This is the first thing the Lucky 38 group chat gets from Six after being radio silent for a month

(Image under cut)

[vinegar-rights]

Audrey^2

[windwenn]

Audrey! Im doing a little series of some of the female twin peaks characters, mostly so i can use this nice brush lol

[nimarts]

Just saw your timeloop thing for Mim

Can you do Kiwi and Audrey too ( ・∇・)

I was going to wait to answer this because I wanted to redo Miriam's and make it look nicer but I don't think I'm going to :') Here you go!! I love putting these guys in Situations

[mushed-kid]

made a third part

[windybluebelles]

I love Percy Weasley, I love him so fucking much oh my god-, AHEM, anyway-

Because I love Percy, I want to make everyone else love him, so he is Polyamorous. Poly Percy as I like to call him.

My ideal situation is that, fucking, everyone is inlove with Percy. Oliver, Marcus, Penny, Audrey, the list goes on but they are my main guys.

So they all love Percy, and cause they love Percy they are down to be in a relationship where they are all dating him and none of them are dating eachother. Except by the end of the first week or so they are all madly obsessed with eachother.

Falling inlove with Percy was a gradual thing, of course they always thought he was nice and stuff, but they didn’t fall in love til about a year on.

With eachother tho? It was like they were dunked headfirst into boiling water. Zero preparation.

Percy is just standing off to the side like that one pimp guy

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

audrey redheart wandersong drives me so insane it’s sickening. i make myself sick thinking about that freak. and i could talk about the obvious stuff- like how she wanted to be a hero to be revered and by the end of the game no one even thinks about her anymore- but i’m going deeper than that.

audrey was a bad hero. not because she’s immoral (even though she is) and not because she’s self centered (even though she is). but she straight up does not have the necessary skills for the task at hand.

audrey can’t speak the shapes-and-colors language of the overseers. granted, kiwi couldn’t either, at first, but that was easily resolved by an overseer, and eyala probably could have done the same thing, too. miriam canonically studied and learned the language just like anyone else would learn any other language.

but audrey doesn’t know it. whatever the overseers say is just colorful nonsense to her… you would think it would be pretty helpful to a heroic quest to be able to understand the language of your opponents.

but if you’re not supposed to know what you’re doing, it makes sense not to be able to glean any context from the ‘monsters’ you’re killing, doesn’t it?

audrey’s meant to be a high society big shot, but she can’t even recognize what a potion of power is supposed to look like?

kiwi sees her as a cold blooded killer, but when she’s deprived of her sword, she can’t even improvise?

audrey skips over overseers (like going to the queen of winds after chapter 3, when for all intents and purposes it’d be easier to do them in the same order kiwi’s doing them in), and the more you think about it, it really does seem like she was barred from encountering the overseers at all until kiwi freed up the nexus point first.

if audrey was a hero- The Hero- shouldn’t she have been able to do that herself??

audrey isn’t a hero. or, at least, she wasn’t chosen to be a hero. because if a hero was chosen, things wouldn’t have gone to plan. they would have stopped.

audrey didn’t have to be a hero. she just had to be isolated, cynical, desperate for attention, and obedient enough to follow orders without asking questions.

[emilyskinners]

“close to you” by audrey gillispie // dan humphrey & blair waldorf in gossip girl