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#really focusing on the light. thing. for this animal#lanturn#no clue what to call this#bald#we'll go with that. anyway i have a vendetta against this thing#because of pmd eotds. explorers of the damn sky. thanks to that one commenter the last time i used that acronym#my team was a vulpix and a shinx. and with volt absorb these things were my worst nightmare#you can see why. also i just don't like the way it looks#i think outer wilds did it better tbh…………
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what inspired these hymns? :0
Excellent question, and one I've thought about a lot!
The whole concept took some inspiration from my personal experiences in fiction-based spirituality spaces, and from my time in a cult, where the worst parts of being in said cult were wrapped up in the 'weird but harmless' things that I didn't feel like I could discuss without mockery.
From there, I also thought a bit about how people treat situations like the Snapewives, which I'll admit did have some bearing on things. I felt like we didn't really have stories on the internet that showed a sympathetic side to situations like the Snapewives, that really captured how intertwined a lot of fiction-based spirituality gets with real-world identity.
I did also want to write a sequel/spinoff to my /r/nosleep series, Hotel For The Spirits, for a while — there were a lot of elements from that series that I felt I could have done better on or interrogated in retrospect, having written it when I was still in high school.
So that was what caused me to form the initial idea of making These Hymns, which was bolstered by needing to have a final project for my Digital Culture course I was taking in my last semester of undergraduate college. Ergo, this project came into existence, having a short version that I sent in as my final project and a longer version that's the one we can read online.
Generally speaking, I took a lot of inspiration from existing pieces of online series discussing the internet in making These Hymns Aren't For The Holy.
A few that come to mind right now in the genre:
The Northern Caves by @nostalgebraist absolutely blew my mind with the way it managed to capture the outer edges of a book series that didn't exist in the most delightfully House of Leaves-ian way while still managing to tell a coherent and striking interpersonal narrative between the different forum users. Definitely inspired me to go a bit hog-wild with making fictional media for These Hymns.
What Happens Next (will shock you) by @maximumgraves, a brilliant dark comedy webcomic that has never, ever left my head since I read it. It's a chilling tale that does cover a lot of very unlikeable, very online people while still making them sympathetic in their own ways. I truly think it's one of the best works of fiction at capturing the modern era of the internet and how wacky it's become, and deserves your attention. One of the characters, Milo, was definitely in my head while plotting the characterization of quietCrocodile, the main narrator of These Hymns.
Unauthorized Fan Treatise by Lauren James: Quite frankly, if you ever want to write a web-based story about the internet, this should be at the top of your list. This was the story that made me realize that projects like this were possible, and the edited multi-media approach it took impressed me deeply. Absolutely mindblowing how well it captures shipping culture in fandoms and how it goes wrong, tbh.
I was also very strongly inspired by Umineko: When They Cry, which I was in the middle of reading when actively plotting These Hymns Aren't For The Holy. Specifically, I was thinking of Episode 1 of Umineko, where one of the pivotal characters (Beatrice) isn't fully in the narrative yet but looms over it, haunting the narrative, influencing everyone's behavior — while another character (Battler) denies her existence. This back and forth of 'is it real, is it not?' influenced a lot about how I wrote Conway/the Corrupter Without Morals (the god that the Haunting Beasts worship) in These Hymns Aren't For The Holy, the specific way he's not present and yet /omnipresent/.
And then, of course, no mention of my inspirations is complete without namedropping the works of Sealtoast, creator of Recollect: Records of the Other Side, whose characters and stories inspired the creation of the Corrupter Without Morals/Conway in the first place. :3c
Hopefully this helps!
#the haunting of beasts#these hymns aren't for the holy#unfiction#alternate reality game#arg#digital horror#internet horror
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20 questions for fic writers
I was tagged by @bluedaddysgirl! Sorry this took so long. ;;
I'll tag: @withercrown @a-aristippus @lacertae-dreamscape @aevallare @loveoaths @kevystel @frogunderarock @wolveria @dreaminghour @bright-thorn @kitewithfish
And anyone else who wants an excuse to do this please tag me I'd love to read your answers!! 🥺💖💖💖
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
134.
2. What's your total A03 word count?
444,065
3. What fandoms do you write for?
I started my writing days in Overwatch and most of my fics are from that era, but most recently, I've written for Star Wars, Baldur's Gate 3 and Arcane.
4. What are your top five fics by kudos?
A New Era - First Jayvik fic I wrote, and somehow it's at the top of the jayvik ao3 tag by kudos even though it's mindrot I wrote between episode breaks. Sorry long form jayvik writers ;;
Lost Time - life-affirming jayvik sex after the s1 finale. I'm just now realizing that all my top kudos fics are jayvik LMAO
Opposites - jayvik fic where someone talks up Viktor at a party and Jayce gets jealous.
Arcane Ficlets - my randomly assorted Arcane stuff I wrote via tumblr asks. All jayvik too 😂
Warm Heart - Viktor has cold hands but Jayce knows just how to warm him up.
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
I try to! But sometimes it takes me months to get back to people. Once the inbox number ticks up I get a little nervous ;; which only makes the problem worse!
6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
I tend not to write anything that ends too angsty. I have one or two that have a sort of bad-end vibe. Usually I'll write an angsty ending then delete and rewrite. LOL
Maybe this silco/viktor fic: Back Down? Since Viktor knows he shouldn't be messing around with Silco but he's so drawn to him.
Runner up: one of my ramyatta fics Stargazing because it shows the difference between their past relationship and the present at the end, where they are no longer together. t _ t
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Probably Encore, since I wrote it because Outer Wilds canon endings beat me up so badly. LOL
8. Do you get hate on fics?
Very rarely!
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
Almost always. Any kind, basically. LOL I love pining and unestablished relationship like crazy, and both characters just falling into sex with each other. Blow jobs, possessiveness, breeding kinks, ritualistic sex, size difference, voyeurism, smell stuff, sex pollen, outfits... a VERY wide range. 😂
10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?
I almost never write them. I think I have written a few fics that just takes characters and puts them into another game's setting, but that's about it.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not that I know of?
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Yes! Most I had one of my ramyatta fics translated into chinese. I've also had my only symbrock fic made into a podfic.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
Not really. I've done a fic with bluedaddysgirl that was Thrawn/Cad Bane, but mostly I collaborate with artists to do illustrations of my work. I did some RPing back in the day, but none of that's going to see the light of day LOL
14. What's your all-time favorite ship?
Probably genyatta? But honestly, I have so so many. Obimaul also has a special place in my heart.
15. What's the WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
My last year's nanofic. It was an AU where Bo-Katan never saved Obi-Wan from Mandalore, so he remained Maul's prisoner. It was going to be a what if where Maul realizes he doesn't know what to do with Obi-Wan now that he's finally exacted his revenge, and they would slowly fall in love while doing powerplays the whole time. LOL It was a bit weird because I had to write it so fast, so a lot of the fic was just Savage and Obi-Wan interacting, so it almost made it seem as if they would be the better pairing TBH. It just needs so much reworking and IDK if I have the power. It probably just needs an entire re-write.
16. What are your writing strengths?
I feel I'm very good at condensing ideas into short word counts. I also think my sex scene writing, specifically my dirty talk, is pretty good! That's one of those things that I can't stand to read if it's bad in fanfic, so I try to make what they say as in character as I can. 😳
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Writing anything longer holy shit. I'm really terrible at it because as soon as I have to deal with pacing it's a death sentence for my motivation. 💀💀💀
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
It can be done well? But only if you are a fluent speaker. I personally don't do it because I'm an idiot who only knows one language, and I don't want to mess up the mood of writing by accidentally making an embarrassing gaff in another language.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
In my life? Probably Kingdom Hearts. On my ao3 account: Dragon Age: Inquisition.
20. Favorite fic you've ever written?
Definitely Polite Company, my Obimaul reverse AU fic. It's the longest thing I've ever written and posted. SUCH a comfort fic to me, and it was a blast to work on. There's just something so fun about writing Jedi Maul that I still can't get over it. The ideas kept coming for that fic which almost never happens for me, and somehow it was fairly well received, which I'm just so ridiculously grateful for. I'm always surprised at how much Obimaul isn't a main pairing for Obi-Wan when they have such ridiculous chemistry. Not even 600 fics on all of ao3 for them💀💀💀 A crime!!
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Since I’ve been posting about games, I’ve decided to make a list of games I’ve finished this year and rate them. Ive been having some really bad anxiety this year so games have been how I relax. I need suggestions for new games to play, so if you have any please let me know (especially if they’re anything like outer wilds I’m itching for a new experience like that).
Spider-Man 2: 9/10
I do love venom, so I knew I was gonna like this. Overall very good game, and one of the only games I bothered to get 100% completion on. That one achievement where you glide from one are to another super far away took me way too long.
Plagues Tale Requiem: 8/10
Never played the first game, I just saw this and was like “sure why not.” Tbh I knew nothing about it and had zero expectations going in. I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed it. I should probably play the first one now.
Outer Worlds: 6-7.5/10
There were some sections I did not enjoy but it was otherwise good. I loved Junlei and Parvati together (love me some lesbians). I played both of the DLC, and I think Peril on Gorgon was the better of the two, but Murder on Eridanos wasn’t bad.
Outer Wilds: 10000/10
No complaints. Perfect game. Don’t need to say anything else about this one. If you haven’t played it GO PLAY IT NOW. Don’t spoil yourself. Just go. All you need to know is that it’s a space exploration game and it’s good.
Superliminal: 8/10
I adore puzzle games, and this was no different. Part of me wishes it was longer, but overall I really liked it!
Horizon: Forbidden West: 8/10
Another game where I knew nothing about going into it and never played the first one. I honestly liked it way more than I thought. I liked that I got to have some friends at the base, and wish I could have taken them with me everywhere lol. I also really liked Zo and Varl. Never played the DLC, but I’ve been thinking about it.
Little Nightmares 2: 9/10
Another of the very few games I tried to get every achievement in (I failed). I’ve played this before, but replayed it this year to prepare for the third game. Honestly, I think I might like this one more than the first. I have high hopes for the next one!
#games#video games#Spiderman#horizon#outer wilds#I really need new games#I’ve finished all the games I have#:(
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Kinda wild to have that circling back to me lmao. Wednesday was amazing:
Estimations of the Tāmaki Makaurau Harbour Bridge leg of the Hīkoi mō te Tiriti over the Waitematā the other day are anything between five and twenty-five thousand people. If it's even close to the latter number, it's the biggest one ever to cross the Bridge. It was so large it had to be staggered into groups for safety, we were fucking swaying the 'clip on' outer lanes on the Bridge and had to keep stopping to let it settle, it was wild. On Wednesday, tangata Tiriti and tangata whenua came together and our feet shook the fucking Bridge. And I know several people who couldn't come because they don't have my luxury of only being mentally disabled and a bit out of shape. And there were many drivers crossing the Bridge who did not hate us for causing traffic, who were supporting us. Even bus drivers were waving and honking in support. Even this massive hīkoi does not fully embody the movement against the Treaty Principles Bill.
I went on my own, in my late father's shoes (the times changed so buying my own wasn't feasible, but tbh I'm glad I wore his), but ye gods I did not feel alone. David Seymour, may his memory be cursed, pontificates smugly about division, but the response to his Bill is kotahitanga. Unity. In the face of Seymour's division, Aotearoa comes together and spits in it. He will not tear our Treaty apart, not while we have a say about it.
On Wednesday, two thousand arrived at the Bridge of Remembrance in Ōtautahi Christchurch for an event mirroring ours. Yesterday, the rangatahi inspiration that is Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke of Te Pāti Māori led the Opposition and much of the public gallery, in Parliament, in a Haka against Seymour during the vote on whether or not the Bill passed its first reading. Today, ten thousand marched through Rotorua in the same hīkoi I joined for Tāmaki Makaurau.
Te Tiriti is a partnership. It is unity. In its truest form, it is the partnership our country should be built on. And while I have never been more ashamed of New Zealand for its Government today, I have never been so proud to be of Aotearoa. To be, I would like to think, tangata Tiriti.
Above, I point out that the idea that New Zealand did better than other colonial nations is, in truth, oversimplified and ignorant bollocks. But this hīkoi, this repudiation of David Seymour's smarmy assimilationist evil, gives me hope that maybe, just maybe, one day, it won't be. If this kotahitanga continues, with my generation. That we can truly rebuild ourselves as a nation of Te Tiriti.
TOITŪ TE TIRITI!
I know most of tumblr is thinking about the USA right now. but fuck the nz government right now too. tomorrow, the treaty principles bill, the 'worst, most comprehensive breach of Te Tiriti in modern times' is being introduced to parliament early, because there were activations planned country wide and the cowards decided to pull it forwards. fuck this government. a friend of mine had to go home early, crying. I've been in shock all day since it came out.
check on your Māori friends, e hoa mā. see what they need. see how you can help. everyday, we see and experience racism. from people around us, up to our government. community care will save us.
#aotearoa#hīkoi mō te tiriti#te tiriti o waitangi#treaty of waitangi#kotahitanga#unity#toitū te tiriti
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what i played in 2021: ranked
just thought i would do a wrap up post of games i played this year and how i felt about them, since i like 1. making lists 2. ranking things and 3. talking about video games. i don't think i did one last year so i might do another retroactive one after this. categories are: games played to completion for the first time (could have been started in a different year); games started in this year for the first time; and games i've watched other people play (wife, friends). rankings are based on how much i liked them, not how objectively good they are. i will edit this list if i play something new in the next three days but i don't think i will lol
here are the lists if you don't want to read the long post
games beaten, ranked: the great ace attorney chronicles; transistor; deltarune chapter 2; final fantasy vii remake; sagebrush; aer: memories of old; donut county
games started, ranked: tactics ogre; vagrant story; echoes of the eye (outer wilds dlc); mass effect andromeda; cattails; divinity: original sin 2; baldur's gate: enhanced edition; coffee talk
games watched, ranked: paradise killer; little nightmares 1 & 2; the witness
PART 1: BEATEN
1. the great ace attorney chronicles. technically two games, but i'm counting them as one experience; the first game i also found to be slightly better than the second. i was on the edge of my seat pretty much the whole time. there were some frustrating mechanics and i hated van zieks, but the music was phenomenal and so was a vast majority of the cast, including some very memorable one-off side characters. loved the portrayal of "herlock sholmes" especially.
would i replay it: maybe, but only after several years have passed, so i forget most of the "puzzles." the nature of ace attorney games
2. transistor. unfortunately i did love this one. it has some pretty intense flaws (much like TGAAC tbh) but there was so much i loved about it... the setting, the music, the protagonists, the general mood. i struggled with the combat at first but now i really enjoy it, it takes a lot of mental energy but there's nothing else quite like it, they really managed to make a single protagonist action game feel turn-based lol.
would i replay it: i have literally already started new game+
3. deltarune chapter 2. objectively better than transistor just from a sheer storytelling perspective. toby fox has done it again. not much else to say that hasn't already been said, just reiterating suselle rocks, i would die for noelle, and for the love of god i just want to play the finished game already. biggest downside: too many minigames
would i replay it: i imagine so, but only probably when the next chapter(s) is/are released, like i did this year with ch1
4. final fantasy vii remake. started this one in 2020 but didn't finish it until like february this year? man there is so much i like about this game, but i hated how much it dragged. there was too much filler material and the combat began to feel incredibly slow and frustrating about 70% of the way through. really enjoyed the basic story though (not including some of the annoying window dressing) and how it's choosing to diverge from the original, i think that's the best choice. visually stunning but i hate that all the sexy girls have sameface. aerith carried this fucking game, she was the best part of it and they did such a good job with her when she's been butchered in almost every other non-og ffvii thing she's been in
would i replay it: i would replay all the aerith-centered chapters for sure, i don't think i would take it from start to finish though. if/when i get a ps5 i'll look into the dlc
5. sagebrush. steep drop off from the last game, now we're sort of in lukewarm territory. i did like sagebrush a lot though for a two hour video game about a topic that's been done to death (christian cults). i thought the twist about the protagonist was nice and expertly foreshadowed. the graphics were trying to emulate 90s ps1 & pc games, and it absolutely succeeded, i loved just walking around and viewing the scenery. much like transistor, i think the best part of the game was the mood. walking simulator, you're never in danger, but the graphics & soundtrack had me on edge the entire time. solid game to play on halloween
would i replay it: i played it on my sister's ps4, so eventually i want to play it on my own and get all the trophies (which is quite easy to do)
6. aer: memories of old. this one was just all right. the soft polygonal style was beautiful, and the soundtrack was pretty. i liked the peaceful, non-combat atmosphere. the world was huge and empty, but i was somewhat frustrated with the lack of things to do. it easily had the best flying mechanics of any game i've ever played. i just wanted to fly around and explore, but there wasn't much to actually do or see, and i was always disappointed when the game took me to a puzzle dungeon since the puzzles were easy and you couldn't fly while inside. no journal meant it was hard to keep track of the lore. constantly side-eyeing the use of the term "spirit animal"
would i replay it: i could see myself putting it on just to fly around in the world for a little while, but i don't think i would play the story through again
7. donut county. a game where the premise is "reverse katamari damacy." despite including some puzzle-based mechanics in most of the levels, i found it much easier than katamari. the levels were too short and i didn't care for the bizarre frame story that tried too hard to be deep, but i enjoyed the general gameplay. graphics were cute. i sort of wished this game was literally just all levels (more of them & longer) with some kind of impenetrable but very simple story (like katamari) or no story at all, like you're just making huge holes in the ground and that's it
would i replay it: i think now that i've beaten the game i have the option to replay levels? so i would make use of that. but i have no desire to play through the story again
PART 2: STARTED
1. tactics ogre: let us cling together. man i'm genuinely so mad i didn't finish the law route before the turn of the year but whatever. really interesting game, i LOVE the diverging story paths and what they do for the characters, i love seeing the bones of FFT inside it, i really enjoy (most of) the story. matsuno does an extremely good job of storytelling with limited space as usual (short, text-based scenes, little sprite guys). it's fucking hard though lol, even with the chariot system battles can be really tough. i really have to take my time with it; battles in FFT usually last me 15 minutes, 30 minutes tops, but in TO they average about an hour. and there are so many game mechanics i haven't even messed with yet, like crafting. difficult game with deep themes and a lot of charm
will i come back to it: i'm planning to continue picking my way through it over 2022, provided my psp doesn't finally melt. the goal would be to do law -> neutral -> chaos -> back to law -> coda, but that will take a lot of time, depending on how much side material i do
2. vagrant story. i've technically started & stopped this game like three times, but this year is the farthest i've gotten into it so i'm counting it lmao. just like tactics ogre (and all of matsuno's other games): difficult game with deep themes and a lot of charm. i LOVE the aesthetics especially, though the soundtrack is mostly meh for me. it takes so much of my mental energy to focus on it that i can usually only play it for one to two hours at a time. but it's really incredible the amount of genre-bending matsuno does with the story of this game, and how fucking good the "cinematography" is of these blocky ps1 guys. seriously i have yet to play another game where the characters have such memorable and theatrical body language
will i come back to it: yes i'm stubborn. the question is whether i'll restart from the beginning, or pick up from where i left off. i really want to do the second one, but if i wait too long i'm not gonna remember how to play the damn thing
3. echoes of the eye (outer wilds dlc). counting this as a game because it's literally like 2/3rds the size of outer wilds itself. really interesting dlc with a fantastic premise, wonderful music, and a good story... the problem is i'm too scared to actually play it. i keep setting up my approach and then being too frightened to follow through! at this point i know all the spoilers and could theoretically just complete the endgame, but i want to actually get the knowledge of how to do so in game before i just do it myself. sigh. i'll just keep white-water rafting, because that's incredibly fun
will i come back to it: ): i don't know. i want to beat it, but i think i might have too much anxiety now. it's exactly the same with the outer wilds base game... absolutely love it but can't complete it
4. mass effect andromeda. oh god i forgot i started this game in like february lol. fun fact i monster factory'd my first character and zoe and i named her "cunty rider," which the game then censored, rip. deeply flawed game, so hilarious it's so high on this list. fucked up animation, too big, bland story, etc. it was still kind of fun for a while though, sort of like how eating cotton candy is fun until you get sick
will i come back to it: maybe? i could see myself popping it in for another ten hours. i do really want to romance vetra. but it's not very good, there's a reason i stopped, i got soooo bored lol
5. cattails. stardew valley meets warrior cats. decent fun for a game i basically got for free (on sale + gift card). the little cat sprites are so fucking cute (not the talk sprites though, those are ungodly). it was enjoyable to spend a couple hours exploring, hunting prey, and gathering herbs, but minus the little kitty cats the game is kind of ugly. i'm mostly disappointed with how unimaginative it is, like... you're telling me wild cats would have stores? and you would have currency to exchange for goods? even warrior cats didn't have such nonsense smh. also the main premise, restoring the ancient temple in the center of the map, is so much like the central premise of restoring the community center in stardew valley that it feels almost like plagiarism LMAO.
will i come back to it: also a maybe. i might sink a few more hours into it if i feel like playing as a small gray cat again. i'll have to relearn how to hunt though which tbh when you're keeping track of your hunger meter was kind of a pain in the ass
6. divinity: original sin 2. i think i got maybe an hour or two into it before stopping? so i can't give a full review. but zoe and i were incredibly unimpressed with the designs of the women and i didn't care for the general humor of the game. i'm also very intimidated by crpgs; i've only played dragon age, which is crpg-lite (i don't think i've ever used the tactical cameras in any of the games). but i do want to give it a fair shot again eventually
will i come back to it: probably at some point, i'm always in the market for interesting roleplaying games
7. baldur's gate: enhanced edition. just like dos2 i literally only played the tutorial (in this case, not even the beginning of the game, just like, the actual non-story-related tutorial level). a crpg just like dos2 but even more impenetrable. i can't say whether i liked it or not, i was mostly flabbergasted by the spellbooks and somewhat annoyed by what voice acting was present
will i come back to it: maybe...?? i want to. but it is definitely intimidating ngl.
8. coffee talk. a cute visual novel where you run a coffee shop that is only open at night in the middle of urban fantasy seattle. decently cute premise that got weird fast when this elf and this succubus were complaining about their parents hating their relationship for cultural reasons, and i legitimately just turned the game off when there was that newspaper headline about orcs protesting that they've been unfairly targeted for a recent virus that emerged from africa. EXTREMELY bad taste. on a lesser note the latte art mechanic is completely inscrutable
will i come back to it: almost definitely not. the writing was subpar even without the fantastic racism
PART 3: WATCHED
1. paradise killer. combination open world game, mystery game, and visual novel. you're some kind of god/alien living in a hellish paradise with other gods/aliens, and then a murder is committed. vaporwave aesthetics with a fantastic soundtrack. i watched zoe play this one and it's easily one of the most unique games i've ever seen, it'll stick with me for some time. almost every single major character in the game is an absolutely godawful horrible person, which is very fun and almost necessary considering the nature of their paradise. it tries a lot of new stuff with the mystery conventions and the way the endgame trial works, in that you can accuse basically anybody of anything as long as you have the proof, and the game will not tell you if you did it right or wrong, you just live with your decisions. only part i haven't seen yet is the post-trial segment, we haven't played through the epilogue
would i play it myself: i hope to in a few years, after i've forgotten most of it. it was really fun watching zoe play it though, it's an excellent zoe game
2. little nightmares 1 & 2. i'm sort of ranking these in the same slot since i watched @organizationhimself play them one after the other, but just to be clear LN2 is VASTLY superior to LN1. the narrative is so much better, there is an extremely well done central emotional tie connecting you to the main characters, the setting is incredibly beautiful and eerie, the scares are (mostly) much scarier... LN2 improved upon literally every aspect of LN1. really fun experiences though, loved watching ax play them.
would i play them myself: i know how i am with scary games. absolutely not. so i'm extra glad i got to experience them with a friend instead
3. the witness. i watched zoe play some of this until she stopped playing in disgust. she said the puzzles were fun, but she couldn't take the sheer condescension dripping from its storytelling. the game is so clearly made by a guy who does not think highly of other video games and doesn't care to actually ask if the critiques he's making of the medium have already been critiqued in better, more interesting ways. idk why all these dumbasses think they can make "technology bad and make you stupid!1!!" stories using the medium of VIDEO GAMES and not think of the obvious problem with that
would i play it myself: god no. even if the overarching theme didn't suck ass, i don't usually like games that are mostly just puzzles
PART 4: MISC
did my "canon" playthroughs of DAO and DA2 this year, including all the DLC for the first time (hadn't ever played Mark of the Assassin, as well as a huge chunk of the DAO ones). started my canon run of DAI, but not feeling it r/n, since i'm hot off of playing it all through again for ax. we made a handsome dwarf named bingus and romanced dorian, one of the few remaining romances i hadn't completed yet myself
loved replaying final fantasy tactics: the war of the lions back in april/may. i've only played that version of FFT once, so it was fun to revisit, especially with zoe hooked this time. comparing the scripts of the WOTL translation, the PS1 translation, and the original japanese was extremely enjoyable. i used to replay FFT once a year. now i have too many video games i want to play to make that happen, so playing a version of FFT in 2021 felt like coming home, doubly so since i got to share it with my wife. rekindled my love for my most favorite game of all time
also i played through the first battle of the project triangle strategy demo earlier this year. the gameplay was fun, but oh man... i can tell this is going to be octopath traveler 2, re: bad storytelling. they're absolutely trying to do a tactics ogre thing with this "morality/liberty/utility" story routes business. while i found octopath charming, i'm a little more offended by PTS copying the FFT formula because i'm wayyyy more attached to FFT. apparently it's coming out in march 2022 so like three months from now and it will literally just be called "triangle strategy." ok.
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hello, it’s me, back once again~ i was so sad by how short the chapter was 😭 i could read this story for forever long i am not joking
i was expecting to get a chapter of their festival date (i know it wasn’t a date but it was a date) so for a minute i was confused like did i miss a chapter?? but then it all made perfect sense and i m e l t e d when she called him gyu and he got all shy 😭 like please jennie was sus when she heard oc call him mingyu now imagine if she hears her call him GYU
okay theory time - gyuri’s mom is a random person mingyu slept with once. the info i have to back this up: in an earlier chapter he said he hadn’t had a one night stand since gyuri was born. this means he had at least one prior to her birth (which could be the mom or could not be). two: he said the last time he’d been that nervous around his parents was when he got “someone” pregnant. maybe it was written that way to not let anything slip but i feel like referring to mom as “someone” is very disconnected and detached and therefore i don’t think it was a serious girlfriend, maybe just a casual thing (or i could be totally wrong who knows (you do) ahshsh). now the reason he hides gyuri so much? the end of this chapter! our mingyu turned out to be the most eligible bachelor and the media didn’t even know gyuri existed? for some reason in my head i thought he was very protective of her but it never crossed my mind that people didn’t know about her existence. so i don’t think he shields her so much bc of her mom or anyone looking for gyuri, i think it’s just bc no one knows about her.
my theory for upcoming chapter: this article forces oc and mingyu to talk about why they were confused as being a family. they discuss the truth behind gyuri’s mom / talk about what happened between them / kiss and get together and stay together forever (pls) and then mingyu proceeds to tell the media heck yes this is my baby girl and this is the love of my life (this is just late night thoughts after reading the chapter i know whatever you wrote is much better than anything i could imagine).
here you go, i’ve delivered yet another ridiculously long message. to fellow my daisy readers - i’m so sorry if you read this message + my theories without meaning to. to our talented my daisy writer, thanks again for another great chapter!!
yesss it's the shortest one in the whole series 😭😭 promise the next one would be longer tho!
I skipped the festival ~date~ because I want you all to go wild with your imagination and decide yourself whatever happened during that festival :p what matters is: it opened a whole emotion gate for the both of them that has been waiting to be opened since like.. chapter 2 jbdjhsdbf
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AH i always enjoy reading your theory and deductions 😌 you're so nice to do this i hope u know i appreciate the time you take to type all this down😭😭 here's my comment on this episode and the next one's theory: some of the stuffs you said aren't that far off what i've written 😼😼 just gotta figure out which is which :p
there's only one single hint about the whole... Gyuri's secrecy to the outer world, tbh. In chapter 3, when she went missing in the building, no one recognizes her. Perhaps theyre busy too, perhaps they dont notice this small girl loitering around the lobby. I did say the lobby was always empty more often than not. But this is their CEO's kid and no one, not even the security recognizes her??
That's it, the only blatant hint I've ever dropped abt her secret existence hoho you'll know if there's any other hint in the next chapter 😚😚
and please dont think its ridiculous, it's readers like you that make writing much less exhausting and worth the hours and hours I spent writing this💗
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Oh tysm wes. I hope you don't mind me asking here, (unless you prefer like me asking on a different blog), what were the changes you saw on T? And have you ever had thoughts of doubt or whatever? I think it's more a personal thing that I need to work on confidence and stuff but my biggest worry is that I'd doubt whatever decision I make-- whether I take it or not (and whether i stay on it or not) and sorta feel.... fake ig?
ur welcome!
I definitely have had doubts, especially before I started. I have less now that I’m on it because it really made me feel a lot happier and better about myself, which helps a lot to calm those thoughts. it is hard though when so many people on the internet like TERFs and transmeds and stuff are so concerned with Fake Trans People(TM) ruining feminism or whatever like it’s total bullshit but it is infectious. i can never engage with those types of people or look at that content for too long because it makes me feel so awful.
but anyways. changes that I saw on T:
hairiness - so i say this as someone with dark dark brown hair and who was extremely hairy even prior to going on T, i did get even hairier pretty quickly. including facial hair. i was not someone who ever wanted facial hair but once it started happening i didn’t mind it too much. i already had a little facial hair from before. so this can definitely vary especially if you have a lighter color hair like red or blonde.
my period stopped
my voice did get lower, like a fair amount. i don’t do any voice training stuff though personally. i feel like i have a good Lispy Gay(TM) register that i am happy with lmao. for the most part now when i get misgendered it’s like 90% over the phone/due to my voice tbh
as i’ve been saying, it made me feel better emotionally. i have multiple mental health diagnoses and am also on antidepressants for a while prior to this. but this really helped in stabilizing my mood too. i don’t feel like it made me angry or aggressive or anything like some trans guys worry about.
i gained weight, it definitely makes me hungrier/messed with my metabolism. but i feel like after a while i got into a rhythm and my weight stabilized.
my shoulders got broader and my jaw got a little more square? i have a very round moon face and i feel like it’s not a huge change, but just a bit to make my face a little more masculine.
my body temp raised a LOT. like i used to be always cold and now i am basically a walking heater. this was probably the most inconvenient for me because i am very heat sensitive and i sweat a lot. but now i can also withstand cold temps a lot better.
my hairline has changed - ive been stressing recently abt the whole Am I Balding thing but i think its more that my hair is super grown out which changed my part from a side part to a middle part which i absolutely hate. and i think one of the things that trans guys worry abt the most is going on T and balding. this is one of those genetic lottery things like if you know it’s very prevalent in your family then there’s a chance but if not then....who knows?
it does give me a bit of acne as well - kind of like the first time i went through puberty.
erm i think these are all the main things that are not genital/sex related - i will know describe those under this Read More in case people would rather not know lol
Wes
i did get clitoral growth - i would say in an average way? nothing wild but there is much more obvious flaccid/hard stages. i never really had bottom dysphoria so i didn’t really have any expectations or cares about it.
my libido did raise, esp at the beginning. prior to t for me it was a lot more sporadic. but more importantly my orgasms got a lot more intense which was a definite plus lmao!
i sometimes go through “dry spells” where i don’t produce as much discharge, esp after Sexual Stuff(TM). this can get really annoying bc friction so occasionally i use a “vaginal moisturizer” mainly marketed for menopausal women but going on T is literally just forcing ur body through early menopause. here’s an example of that kind of product, & there’s also an external version that helps if you do experience that friction on your outer parts too.
this is all I can really think of! i hope you’ve found this helpful & sorry if some of this is TMI lol !
Wes (again!)
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I just finished Outer Wilds and oh my god....
I hope one day I can share with y'all something so impactful. It just feels hard to because of how the current climate of things are but at the same time I think it's time.
I really think Outer Wilds is now something that is like the event that brought Nicholas and Ash's friendship together. Like you look at these two very different people that were only originally brought together as assigned roommates and they had a few similar interests, but they were annoying to each other and bickered a lot (they still do) and there was even a time that Nicholas had enough and tried to swap with Cody's old roommate since that guy couldn't live with Cody only for Nicholas to find out himself that he couldn't live in the same room as Cody either and went back to sharing with Ash. They started to get along a little better and got to know more about each other through shared interests like cryptids, the paranormal, and space even if they have different reasons for being interested. And then they heard about Outer Wilds around the same time and thought to play it alongside each other. One of the best choices of that made them friends. The chaos they would've shared between them, solving things in different ways, chatting about it from their beds until they fell asleep, and then getting to the end....the emotions. I think they both would've been sobbing.
I cried. I did contain myself a bit, but it might hit me more later. Ik this is mainly a sims blog (tbh idc it's mine and I can do whatever I want) but if you haven't played Outer Wilds you need to play Outer Wilds.
My summary of playing Outer Wilds so far has boiled down to having serious beef with Ash Twin and every time I get pissed all I think of is Ash just reacting like:
I also like to imagine that Ash and Nicholas experienced Outer Wilds together and it was a very important bonding experience in their friendship.
Like omg I can just imagine sometimes those two having a lazy day in their room and Ash being Ash gets bored and grabs an instrument or two of theirs and starts playing the song and Nicholas whistles along. Oh it fills my heart.
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July 17: 2x26 Assignment: Earth
Finally finished up S2 of TOS yesterday. That was... a rough episode tbh. I’m just gonna say it: back door pilots are bad! They’re bad. If I wanted to watch that other show, I’d watch it.
Wow, they’re just really jumping right in, huh? “Here we are, on a routine mission into the past, using a time travel method that we invented nbd.”
Investigating desperate problems in the year 2020...2016.... no wait 1968.
Ooh, Spock in the transport room today. Does he have a whole extra random station there? That’s so weird; I’ve never seen that before. It’s like hidden in the corner.
Cat!! Cat!!
What a good actor. I’m still bitter that wikipedia has a whole section about the casting for “Isis the cat” that talks entirely about the human who played Isis for 2 minutes and nothing about the talented feline actor. Where did they find her? How did they teach her to act?
She has a lot of thoughts about Kirk.
I wrote down “Scully, you’ve got to see this” in my notes and I’ve already forgotten what it refers to lol. Some moment that I thought would fit well with my favorite x-files meme.
Change history, you say? Spock is intrigued. ...Admittedly, Spock is often intrigued.
“What if it turns out you’re an invading alien from the future?” Honestly...let him invade. You’re not supposed to be here anyway.
I’m pretty insulted by this. The aliens went through all this trouble to help in 1968...where are our alien helpers NOW?
The cat straight up attacked his face.
Kirk is so fond of Spock being fond of the cat.
“It’s a lovely animal. I feel myself strangely drawn to it.”
Kirk is way too confused by Seven--an allegedly human person with super-human abilities that he says come from aliens--and yet, he’s met Charlie X so??? Is this not the same?
Kirk’s got the whole crew checking in on zoom.
(I actually do like this sequence of him getting video calls from different parts of the ship.)
“Weren’t orbiting H-bombs a huge problem in 1968?” Looks at the camera like he’s on The Office. Not the subtlest bit of writing in the “social commentary” genre. I do say this with love, though. I always enjoy when they comment on contemporary problems.
“He has a totally perfect body.” Lol don’t distract these two bisexuals.
[soft meowing]
“The prisoner has escaped.” The way this is shot, it looks like he’s talking about the cat.
Hmm, I do love the decor. Very 60s. This honestly immediately feels like a different show, and a much more dated show; even when the Enterprise time travels, it tends not to time travel to... office space.
Love the little sounds the computer makes.
So is Isis supposed to be one of the fancy aliens? It’s never explained but one must assume she is.
Aw, he’s petting her paw.
So I assumed the cats sounds are real, but just dubbed. They’re not lol. Which I guess isn’t surprising: this cat makes a lot of noises! They were provided by a human voice actress.
Damn.... I want a secret bookshelf that turns around to reveal a super computer with a big screen. “Computer... play Netflix.”
That’s what Seven does in his spare time.
The computer is an AI. “Beta 5 snobbery” lol.
Where are OUR alien overlords to stop US from destroying ourselves before WE can mature into a peaceful society?
This is really masterful exposition lol. Not forced or awkward at all.
ST sure does love the snooty female computer trope.
“Get us the proper costumes.” Yes, get Spock his Requisite Hat.
Omicron IV....that’s one of the names they use in Futurama lol. Such nerds.
Another excellent Spock Hat.
I love Seven’s various IDs. Great style. I wish my driver’s license looked like those.
“Who do you think you are?” He hasn’t decided yet. That’s why he was shifting through his IDs.
Seven is not smart lol. Like, he should have figured out way faster that this lady isn’t one of the Alien Overlords. He asks her the code question, she doesn’t understand it, and he... assumes she’s just really in character? Dude, that’s what the code questions are for!!! To help you identify people! Otherwise you could just straight up ask: are you an alien?
Instead he’s like “oh, you silly alien, you’re playing with me,” and then is forced to trap her, reveal his whole mission, and ultimately ensnare her in his plan.
I want that typewriter. Voice recognition typewriter.
"My incompetence has made you aware of very secret devices." Well at least he knows.
Trained cat!
The alien overlords were killed in a random car accident. That’s ironic.
Oh look, a real rocket!
Brown pants + short sleeved shirt + tie is such a Classic 60s look.
This security guard doesn’t think it’s weird that this random dude has a cat with him? Is this part of Isis’s alien power?
Except for the part where it’s a weapon, it’s pretty cool to see all this build up to, like... launching stuff into space. Exciting.
Isis likes to be on shoulders. Just like Little Guy.
New hat for Spock. His outer wear hat, and now his fancy hat. There is something to be said for this ep, and that is Kirk and Spock in suits.
Amazing how they literally launched rockets with computers that old. Like seeing the big bank of primitive computers is totally wild. We put people on the moon that way! Amazing.
“Meow.” Lol, Isis is stressed so she’s speaking like a cat. That’s a pretty funny joke actually.
Seven is so incompetent. If he’d just let the Enterprise help, Scotty could have fixed that rocket issue in like 3 seconds.
Lol everyone’s just pulling Gary through space. Now on the Enterprise. Now in the office.
Why does this computer have a hug black screen if it only displays images on the small white circle?
"Spock and I in custody. Main characters, doing nothing, knowing nothing, totally useless and irrelevant. I have never felt more helpless." Literally what is even the point of them today? Does Spock even have lines outside of “I like the cat”?
Isis is jealous of Roberta. Is she.. in a relationship with Seven lol?
Uhura is listening to everyone in the world. She probably has a universal translator on, but I do feel like this scene implies she just...understands all the languages.
So now the warhead is armed and heading to somewhere vague... in other words, everyone has collectively made the situation worse.
....Or this was Seven’s plan all along? To scare people into ceasing to be so careful with nuclear weaponry? As someone who knows humans better than this guy, I think this is a dumbass plan.
“That’s why so many people in my generation are kind of crazy and rebels.” Same, sweetheart.
Really this is just a story about bad communication. If Seven had told Kirk his plan upfront, Kirk would have helped him. And if Kirk weren’t so insistent on involving himself in something just because he happens to be somewhere he probably shouldn’t be, we wouldn’t have this issue either. The hubris of everyone.
Overall, just a really forced narrative imo.
Or that’s how it was supposed to be lol. The Irony of time travel. By it’s nature, everything has already worked out.
Kirk and Spock are like “You’re welcome. Peace out.”
Honestly... Isis was the only good part. Such a talented cat actor!! Or trio of cat actors, I guess. Had to do all those stunts and stuff.. .amazing. I also liked the concept of Isis. How she turned into a human later just to troll Roberta. How she’s never really explained--one must assume, an alien? Plus I pretty much never get tired of human + animal teams where the animal makes animal noises and the human just understands and answers in English.
As a stand alone sci fi concept...it was okay. Kinda dated by now. The alien tech was nifty and Roberta could have grown on me. Maybe even Seven, though he left a lot to be desire. That said, the narrative relied a lot on people getting in each other’s way for no reason, which I find very frustrating.
But as a Star Trek episode....no. The main characters were just nuisances on the side lines!! I’m not even sure what Kirk’s mission here was--to try to figure out what Seven was doing? And stop him if necessary? But he never really decided if it was or not, until the point where not trusting him would basically cause a nuclear war? I don’t know, I found it all very frustrating. The melding of the original show and the spinoff was not smooth.
If I were watching this in 1968, I’d feel very cheated. THIS was the season finale? That’s it? I don’t even get a real Star Trek episode and now I have to wait months for anything new?
And what I get after all that waiting is Spock’s Brain?? I’d be tempted to quit. If I had a tumblr in 1969 I’d be writing multi-paragraph rants about how the best show on television has completely nose-dived lol.
But then there’s The Enterprise Incident, which is one of the best episodes... I don’t know, man. It’s a conundrum. I’ve only seen maybe half of season 3 but from what I remember it’s very uneven: some of the best eps (The Enterprise Incident, For the World Is Hollow, Day of the Dove) mixed in with some of the worst (Spock’s Brain, The Paradise Syndrome), plus some that are good concepts but shoddily executed (The Way to Eden). So we’ll see what I think about it when I see it all in one piece, in air date order.
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Daryl x Plus size!reader (mentioned briefly)
word count: 4,330
Warnings: injury, cursing, Carl is an adorable lil sheriff man.
GIFS NOT MINE, I just gathered them from the world wide interweb.
Summary: Y/N is injured on a run and Daryl worries about her. Later Daryl gets jealous when he thinks he hears Y/N talking about another guy. (crappy summary bc tbh this story did not go where I thought it was gonna.)
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To say I was stuck between a rock and a hard place would definitely be an understatement.
I had ducked into a building-an old diner- just down the street to shield myself from the hailstorm of bullets coming from snipers set up on top of almost every building on main street.
Only to discover that building was very much overrun. I must’ve had about 17 walkers coming at me from all directions. I was worn out and bleeding out of a bullet wound to my left shoulder so it was very clear I wasn’t going to make it out of this one.
That, however, didn’t mean I was going to go down easy.
I pull out my knife and plunge it into the head of the nearest walker which gives me a few precious seconds to reload my gun. Once I’ve put in a new clip I start popping off rounds as fast as I can, taking out as many walkers as possible while making my way toward the counter situated near the back. My shoulder screams in protest to every movement and I’m starting to feel light headed but I press on.
I have to make it back. I have to make it back. I have to make it back. I have to make it back. I have to make it back.
I repeat this mantra over and over again in my head. Its the only thing keeping me conscious right now.
I reach the bar and shove myself over it to put something between the vicious hoards of biters that’re on my tail. There’s 9 left which would normally be a bit more manageable but not with the way my vision is starting to black out around the edges.
I shake my head to refocus and wipe the sweat off my brow before raising my gun again.
The room finally blurs out just as I’m about to pull the trigger.
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“Damn it” Daryl mutters to himself as he crouches down behind an old barrel situated toward the end of the street.
His ammo is running low, he can’t move without getting hit by the snipers, and he’s lost track of Y/N. He knew he shouldn’t have brought her along on this run.
He glances around frantically and decides to make his way into the closest building and hope it’s clear. He’s a sitting duck otherwise.
The archer takes a moment to hype himself up, inhaling and exhaling deeply, jumping in place a bit before he bolts.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM.
The sounds of guns firing goes wild as soon as he steps out from his hiding spot and even though it only takes Daryl a few seconds to reach his target it feels like an eternity as he waits for the feeling of lead, ripping and tearing through him.
He’s honestly more surprised than he’d like to admit when he makes it to his destination unscathed.
The door slams behind him, drawing the attention of several walkers crowded at the back of the building. He takes a couple shots before his guns clicks, signalling it’s empty. He shoves the useless weapon into his belt and whips the crossbow from where it had been slung across his shoulder blades. He picks off the walkers one by one, taking out the closest ones first so as to be able to retrieve his arrows.
He made quick work of the walkers and then started toward the back to see if there was a second way out, hoping he could sneak to the next building over to look for Y/N. He paused at the door to the kitchen to swing it open just a bit and make sure it was clear.
Just as he was about to step through the doorway he heard snarling and moaning. A familiar sound. A warning. A walker. He recoiled away from the door and put his back to the wall, scanning the room, trying to find the source of the noise. He could hear a scratching noise and something dragging against wood. It became clear that the commotion was coming from behind the bar so he crept over, quickly, bow at the ready.
When he rounds the corner he has a clear line of sight of a walker with it’s bottom half hacked off, scratching and clawing it’s way toward a body, lying on the floor in a small puddle of fresh blood.
Y/N
Daryl quickly puts an arrow in the head of the geek making it’s way toward you and steps over it to crouch down next to you, checking your pulse. He breathes a sigh of relief when he can feel the thumping of your blood rushing through your veins, but it’s barely there which concerns him. He rips off your outer shirt so he can get a better look at the wound and winces. It’s bad. He bunches up the material in his hands and presses it to the bullet hole in an attempt to slow down the bleeding. Daryl glances around wildly, searching for anything useful but he comes up empty. He knows it’s just a matter of time before the shooters come down from their perches and burst in this place, guns blazing.
He’s not too keen on moving you in your condition but he also knows he can’t take on that entire group of survivors by himself. He grits his jaw in determination, knowing that he really only has the one option.
Quickly, he pulls the belt off from around his waist and uses it to secure the shirt to your chest, keeping pressure on the entry point.
Then he swings his crossbow back over his torso and picks up your limp body bridal style. He makes his way toward the kitchen, with renewed urgency, wary of any walkers that might be lurking around, and locates the back door. He kicks it open, breaking the door jamb, and steps out into the day. His eyes take a moment to adjust to the bright sun. Then he’s off, running into the treeline located some 40 yards away, looking for some type of cover. It’s a risky move. He’s exposed, out in the open with no way to defend himself. But it’s your best option at the moment so he does it without batting an eye.
His heart is pounding in his ears as he runs across the empty space, holding you close to his chest. And then the shots ring out, shattering the silence. Daryl surges forward even faster, moving as fast as his legs can possible carry him. As soon as he is a good distance into the tree line he sets you down and pulls out his gun, shoving in a new magazine and taking out any of the shooters who try to get too close.
“C’mon, c’mon!” he grunts as he continues to engage in the fire fight. He’s on his last magazine. Daryl takes more care to aim and shoot only when he’s sure he’s got the target pinned down; but there are too many of them.
Suddenly he hears the squealing of tires and a familiar silver truck comes careening around the corner of one of the buildings. Daryl lets a relieved smile catch on his lips when he sees Sasha, Rick, Carol and Glenn standing in the bed of the truck, opening fire on his assailants. Rick is popping off rounds like a man of fire and the others follow his lead.
Maggie jolts the truck to a stop at the treeline and shouts out the passenger window, “Get in!”
Daryl wastes no time in putting away his weapon and carrying you toward the car. Maggie reaches back and throws open the door to the backseat and Daryl jumps in as quickly as possible while still holding you in his arms. Before the door was even closed Daryl was already shouting “Go! Go!”
“Hang on!” Maggie warned the guys in the back before speeding on out of there, leaving the marauders in their dust. Glenn, Carol, Sasha and Rick all whooped and high-fived, celebrating a mission well done.
Daryl looks down at you, your head laid in his lap. He knows you’re not out of the woods yet, you lost a lot of blood. “How is she?” Maggie asks, seeing Daryl’s concerned face in the rear view mirror. “Not good.” Daryl mumbles, “she needs blood as soon as possible” Maggie nods in understanding, turns her gaze back to the road, grits her jaw in determination and punches the gas. “We’re gonna make it” she states, as if there’s no question.
Daryl lays his head against the window, watching the blur of scenery go by.
He hopes she’s right.
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When I wake up I’m laying on my cot back in the prison. I sit up quickly and immediately cringe at the pain from my gunshot wound. “Woah woah woah!” a voice chastises and then Hershel appears beside me, pushing me to lie back down. “You’ll pull out your drip!” When I resist he huffs in annoyance.
“Where’s Daryl? Is he ok?” I ask, concern lacing my tone.
Hershel rolls his eyes and walks toward the cell door, leaning out and calling, “Daryl, she’s awake. She wants to see you.”
I hear heavy footsteps and then Hershel gives me a look before stepping out of the doorway to meet Daryl. They exchange a few hushed words and then Daryl steps into the room and the vet disappears down the hall. I situate myself to sit up against the headboard and once again wince as I forget to compensate for my left side. Daryl takes a step forward in concern but I wave him off.
“How do you feel?” the archer asks, taking a seat on the stool next to my bed. “Never better” I joke and Daryl rolls his eyes but I see an amused smile tug at his lips.
“How about you? Are you hurt?” I question, scanning over his body, looking for any obvious signs of trauma. He shakes his head, his jagged hair swishing around at the movement. “Naw, jus’ had some close calls is all.” he dismisses. I nod, not outwardly showing the relief that I actually feel.
“So, what happened? I thought I was done for for sure when I passed out in that room full of walkers.”
Daryl huffs out a quiet laugh with no real humor to it. “Yeah, thankfully I got there just in time. Took out the walkers and then found you behind the bar.” he explains. My eyes widen slightly and anxiety crawls through me, “You didn’t have to carry me all the way here did you?” I question nervously. I am definitely not the skinniest girl in the world. To be blunt...I’m fat. It doesn’t bother me anymore; I love myself and the way I look but this....this was different. I inwardly cringe at the thought of Daryl struggling to carry me all the way back to the prison.
Daryl cocks his head, giving me a weird look. He must’ve caught on to my discomfort. I double my efforts to appear normal.
“No, I carried you to the woods behind the building and then Rick and a group came and picked us up in the truck.”
“Oh. Ok.”
I was slightly relieved but also slightly mortified that Daryl had still had to carry me at all.
“Thank you.” I mumble quietly, looking at my hands, fidgeting with the bandanna wrapped around my wrist.
When I look up, Daryl ducks his head, looking back up at me through the ends of his hair. “No problem. ‘M just glad we got back in time.” he says, gesturing toward the bag of blood hanging from the top bunk and the tube attaching it to me.
“Yeah.”
It’s quiet for a couple minutes, neither of us knowing what to say. I am so embarrassed that I can barely look at him and yet at the same time I just want him near me; want him to stay. I wrack my head for anything to say to break the silence.
He stands up suddenly from the stool and fidgets awkwardly.
“Well, I’d uh, better get going. I’m on watch soon.”
“Oh, ok.” I say, not being able to help the smallest bit of disappointment from staining my voice. “Would you mind sending Beth in here to keep me company?” I request, already bored at the idea of having to stay in this tiny room by myself for the next week or so. Daryl nods and starts quickly toward the door.
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Daryl had hardly been to see me after that while I was recovering and everyone else was really busy so I was bored out of my mind every day that Hershel fussed at me to stay in bed. As soon as I didn’t feel like I’d pass out when I wore myself out I was up and about- though Hershel insisted I wear a sling.
Carl became by self-appointed body guard since I was unable to defend myself well at the moment so he now followed me nearly everywhere. I loved the kid and we had always been close but he was starting to drive me a bit insane.
“Carl, it’s fine, I’m just going to go for a walk.” I say, rolling my eyes as I fight with a 14 year old about leaving the building.
“Yeah but you should at least stay inside the fences. It’s not safe for you to be out there on your own!” he argues, keeping pace with me as I march toward the gate.
“What if you get caught off guard by a group?”
“I can still shoot a gun Carl, I’m not completely useless.”
“Yeah but you can’t reload it.” he retorts. I give him a look and he drops the snark. “C’mon, just let me come with you.”
“No, Carl. I need some time to myself.” I say firmly, coming to a stop in front of the gate. “So, you gonna help me open this or what?” I ask, gesturing toward the pulley system that controls the gateway. Just then I hear a gruff voice behind me.
“Whas’ going on here?” Daryl questions.
I turn, “Carl, won’t let me leave.” I complain. Daryl’s eyes shifted over to the lanky brown-haired boy under the sheriff’s hat.
“She shouldn’t be going outside the gates on her own!” he argues, voice tense with frustration.
Daryl’s gaze returns to me. “Kid’s right.” he mumbled, chewing on his lip subconsciously. I pretend I don’t notice every time he does that.
“Daryl...” I whine. “I just need some freaking space! I’ve been cooped up inside this place for too long!”
Daryl hums in thought as he continues to chew on his lower lip for a moment. “Guess you could come with me. ’M about to go huntin’” he grunts.
I raise my eyebrows and turn to look at Carl hopefully. “Is that good enough for you Sheriff?” I ask, using my playful nickname for the Grimes boy.
He rolls his eyes and waves his hand in dismissal. “Yeah, yeah whatever, that’s fine.” he huffs. He places his hand on the holster by his side and looks to Daryl, “just keep an eye on her.”
I scoff. “You know I’m the adult here right?” I sass. Carl just smirks before turning and loping away back to the prison. I roll my eyes. “That kid is crazy.”
Daryl huffs out a bit of a laugh, “Yeah, just like his old man.”
I laugh breezily and nod in agreement, watching Carl walk away.
“’M gonna go tell Rick we’re leaving and then we can go. Wait here.” Daryl instructs abruptly before stalking away toward the garden where Rick is harvesting the literal fruits of his labor. A small smile crosses my face. I’m glad Rick is getting to have this time of peace. He deserves it.
“Hey,” a familiar voice says behind me. I turn and smile at Michonne. “Hey. What’s up?”
The woman leans to my left a bit to look over my shoulder at Daryl and then looks back to me expectantly. “You tell me.”
I roll my eyes. “Stop.” I say in mock annoyance. Michonne pouts her lush lips at me. “When are you going to tell him?” she pesters. “I’m not!” I defend “For the billionth time Michonne, Daryl doesn’t think of me like that and I am not going to risk our friendship, ok?” It’s Michonne’s turn to roll her eyes at me. “When are you and Rick going to stop playing games and get together already?” I question, diverting her attention. She gives me a deadpan look which I return pointedly. I am just as stubborn as her, if not more so.
“Don’t try and change the subject” she says suddenly and I curse under my breath at my failed attempt. “You’re going hunting with him right?”
I nod hesitantly, unsure as to where she’s going with this.
“Good. It would be the perfect time to tell him!” she points out.
“No.”
“Oh c’mon Y/N! He obviously wants you too!”
“No!”
“At least think about it!” she pleads.
“Think about what?” Daryl says, suddenly right next to me. I jump a bit, startled. “Nothing.” I dismiss quickly, silently praying that Michonne will keep her mouth shut. I turn to Daryl, “You ready to go?” I ask. He nods, looking between Michonne and I with his eyes narrowed in curiosity.
“Alright then, let’s go. Michonne can you open the gate please?” I say, widening my eyes at her in a wordless warning to not say anything stupid. She rolls her eyes, “Yeah sure. But think about what I said.” she says, seriously before turning and marching toward the pulley system, tugging down the rope so the gate opened just enough for Daryl and I to slip out.
We sprint across the clearing around the prison and duck into the woods as quickly as we can, taking out any biters that get too close. Once we’ve put some distance between us and the clearing Daryl walks forward a few paces, eyes trained on the forest floor, searching for any trace of wildlife. I stay closer to the treeline, keeping watch while Daryl gets his bearings. Once I’m sure the coast is clear I walk over to where the hunter is crouched, looking at the muddy ground over his shoulder. “Find anything?” I question. He grunts, “Maybe.” and then stands up.
He starts walking farther into the woods and I follow loosely, enjoying being out of the confines of the prison for the first time in 2 weeks. There are birds swooping and playing around in the treetops and I lean my head back to watch them.
That was probably one of the things I missed most about before, the peace. I mean, of course I miss coffee and wifi and stuff but really, all of that you can live without. But peace, a feeling of safety, is irreplaceable. It’s not something I experience a lot these days but right now, outside, with the breeze playing in my hair and Daryl there to protect me, I feel safe. My eyes shine, smiling all on their own as they dance with the movements of the birds above head.
“So,” Daryl says, clearing his throat, interrupting the silence. I tip my head forward again to look at his back as he continues tracking. “You and Jamie huh?” he asks quietly. I cock my head to the side in confusion. “What?”
Daryl stops and shifts awkwardly, lowering his crossbow from where he had had it positioned just under his chin. “I heard you and Michonne talking about ‘im. You ain’t exactly subtle about having a thing for the guy.” Daryl says. I don’t miss the slight aggression in his voice.
Jamie was one of the new recruits we had picked up. Rick and a group that I happened to be part of had found him squatting in a storeroom at the back of a convenience store. I admit that Jamie is an attractive guy, ropey muscles, dark, curly hair and playful eyes. But even when he had attached himself to me his first couple of weeks at the prison I hadn’t given him a second glance, too enamored by Daryl to even consider something with Jamie. Once he got the message I wasn’t interested he and I had become friends, often ending up on watch together.
I scoff at the idea of me liking Jamie. “Yeah, um, no. Jamie is just a friend. He’s a nice guy and all but not my type.” I dismiss, shaking my head.
Daryl shoots me an unbelieving look over his shoulder.
“Seriously,” I defend, “I don’t like him like that.” I pause for a moment and then throw in offhandedly, “I prefer guys who are a bit more headstrong; independent.”
Daryl’s steps falter for just a second and I feel a flash of panic jolt through me, thinking maybe he caught on to my little hint. I stop too, still a few paces behind him and try to control my suddenly shaky breathing.
“I think I lost the trail.” he mumbles finally and I let out a relieved breath before my eyebrows scrunch in confusion. Daryl never loses a trail.
“Are you alright?”
“’M fine.” he snaps, starting forward again.
“Psh, yeah sure. That was convincing.” I sass back. When he doesn’t say anything else I jog to catch up with him, grabbing his arm to pull him to a stop.
“Seriously, what’s up?” I question, ducking my head to catch his gaze when he looks down.
“Nothin’, get off me woman!” he bites but it’s half-hearted. I give him a look, paying no mind to his rude behavior “Daryl, c’mon, just tell me what’s bothering you.” I press, my voice tinged with concern.
“NOTHIN’!” he shouts, yanking his arm away from my grasp. “Just leave me the fuck alone and go back to your damn boyfriend!”
I flinch at first but then my face scrunches in anger and I roll my eyes. “We’ve already covered this dumbass. Jamie and I are just friends. Why do you care anyway?” I spit, crossing my arms in annoyance.
He turns and starts marching away, muttering something under his breath.
“No,” I call indignantly, traipsing after him “whatever you have to say, grow a pair and say it to my face.” I nag, not ready to let this go.
Daryl stops and whirls around to face me so suddenly that I nearly crash into him.
“Ya wanna know why I care?” he growls, his jaw gritted and eyes boring into mine. My mouth opens but no words come out. I’m momentarily caught off guard. He seems to take this as a sign to continue.
“Because, I was a fucking idiot and I let myself fall in love with you.” he yells, swinging his arm around is agitation like he always does.
My eyes widen in shock and disbelief at his confession. The gears in my brain seem to be working double time, trying to figure out what he could possibly mean other than that and my eyes dart around his features, looking for a lie.
I find none.
“Daryl, I-” I say and then cut myself off. I am at a loss for words. I never in a million years expected this to happen. Daryl makes a noise in the back of his throat at my lack of words and his eyes harden. I know it’s only to cover up the hurt though. His lips part and I can tell he is about to say something else so I speak up first,
“Do you mean that?” I ask, my voice barely above a whisper.
He pauses at that, looking taken aback. His countenance softening when he sees the vulnerability in my eyes. I am raw, exposed. He hesitates for a moment and then nods slowly, uncertainly.
There is silence for another moment as I process his reply. And then a smile breaks out onto my face while a airy laugh of relief slips past my lips.
“I love you too.” I tell him. “I have for a long time. I love you, Daryl.” I exclaim, my voice gaining more conviction as I gain confidence. He grins at me and I love the way his eyes squint with happiness. It’s a rare and beautiful sight which only serves to make my heart swell. He reaches forward and gathers me into his arms, hugging me to him tightly. I immediately return his embrace, burying my face into his worn leather vest. He quickly pulls away just enough to kiss me, strong arms still holding me as if he’s afraid I’ll disappear, though he moves a hand to cup the back of my neck. I melt into the kiss, leaning up on my toes to meet him halfway. His scruffy facial hair brushes against my cheeks which makes me smile. I feel light-headed; dizzy but in the best kind of way. He kisses me so hard that he has to tighten his grip on my waist to keep me in place. We’re both smiling when we finally pull away, our foreheads rested against each other as we pant for breath.
“Why didn’t you say something before?” I ask, genuinely curious.
He pulls away enough to lower his head and shrugs, turning shy again. “D’know, just thought a girl like you wouldn’t want a guy like me.” he murmers. I smile adoringly at him, placing my hand on his cheek to get him to look at me. “Well I guess we’re both idiots because I thought a guy like you wouldn’t want a girl like me.”
His eyes lock onto mine, looking slightly alarmed. “I do.” he insists. I laugh, leaning closer to his again so that our breaths mingle. “And I want you too.”
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Entity Sorting Thing
Oookay. This tool is mostly for people like me (the Eye) who has the consistent urge to categorize myself AND everyone I know into whatever categories I think are neat, like the entities. Just for fun, some theorizing on different entities and how they interact with their avatars so that you can maybe apply it to the real world, and there’s canon examples of each one too. Feel free to ask questions or contribute whatever you want, this is not at all set in stone and my ideas are bound to change tbh. Let's start?
Primary entity- The one you would (willingly but maybe unwittingly) become an avatar for. The one you just sorta vibe with the most! Mine is the Eye. I think I'd be a fantastic Archivist, if not an Archive. I like to know things, especially things about people, and I've done questionable things to get more information. It is sort of me at my best, being a fantastic observer, and me at my worst, which is things like ignoring privacy a bit and pressuring people into telling me things. Sorry, everyone I know. I'm working on it. Canon examples are the obvious ones, Jon being the Eye, Jude Perry as the Desolatiom, Daisy as the Hunt, etc. Jane Prentiss had her whole "join the thing that loves you," which can apply here, an entity you feel welcomed by, but that's clearly not the experience of every avatar and might also be specific to the Corruption.
Secondary entity- This is a degree removed from yourself, your outer being rather than your core being, the one that is influenced more by experience. It's the one that just doesn't really scare you, but it's more because it's a friend than you just personally don't think it's that scary. The one you know and understand how to deal with it. Essentially, the backup entity if being an avatar for the first one doesn't work out. Mine would be the Lonely, because that's just how my life was for a long time. Not a lot of friends, but luckily I had just enough people in my life to both learn to cope with it and to become less lonely and find new people. I'm not scared of the lonely. If Peter Lukas trapped me in his weird house or his weird beach, I would chill there for a while, sure, but I'd probably also still be able to simply leave when I wanted. This one's tricky for canon examples, as fictional characters have less dimension than real people and fit better into just their primary entity. Though, if the Lonely isn't Martin's primary, since he never became a full avatar, I'd say it's his secondary. It vibes with his personality way too much to just be tertiary. Similarly, Gertrude’s would be the Desolation I think. She has a lot of connections to it through Agnes, and she also really enjoys arson and blowing things up. That said, ignore this one if you like, it's mostly just for fun.
Tertiary entity- The one that you don't necessarily vibe with yourself, but you feel it's involvement in your life regardless. It's about the things that you cannot control at all, perhaps just being in the wrong place at the wrong time. This one lets you think about actual events that have happened in your life, which I think is fun. This one is what most statements givers experience I feel, because it wasn't necessarily because they were called to the entity. The entity just decided to prey upon them, right? It's mostly random, or bad luck. Mine is the Hunt. That's sort of hard to explain I guess, I just sort of feel like I'm being hunted a lot. Don't read into it. I also grew up in the mountains and there's a lot of wild animals around there, so if you're hiking alone and see fresh mountain lion tracks.... There's no good way to know for sure if you're actively being hunted. Feels like that happens a lot, and the general feelings of being hunted come up a lot for whatever reason. And this relates to, you know, anxiety because I act that way around people, too, watching and trying to figure out what they're thinking. If somebody "wants to talk to me?" dear god. Anyways, as I just did, for this one it's beat to think about real experiences you've had and do your best to relate it to an entity that can be like. A recurring theme in your life. Jon's would be the Web, of course. And Mike Crew's tertiary is the Spiral, something that chose him but he doesn't want.
#tma#the magnus archives#meta#entities#entity quiz#thanks for reading!!!!#i dont know if anyone cares?#i care so much though#as an ex uhhhh homestuck who got way to into classpecting theory
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Someone on the RDR discord I’m in suggested that Bill/Kieran could be a thing and I can’t stop thinking about it tbh.
Like, of all of them, Bill’s fanatic loyalty to Dutch would likely drive him to hate that skinny probably-an-O’Driscoll kid the most, right? Hate him and maybe plot to get rid of him on Dutch’s behalf, refusing to trust him, assuming he’s going to turn on them at any minute and show his true colors (Bill knew men like that in his army days, men who talked fine but when your back was turned they were on you like coyotes).
So he’s surprised when Kieran stays with the gang, surprised but still not trusting, so maybe he follows him around a little, makes sure he always knows where he is. Sleeps near him at night. Sits near him at meals. Rides out with him when he goes fishing, even though Bill hates fishing and considers it a waste of time (hunting is quicker and at least you get the satisfaction of shooting something).
(cut because this got long - also spoilers for the late game and, uh, nsfw? possibly?)
And Kieran is keen to show anyone he can that he’s willing to be a member of the gang properly, and though he’s heard stories of Bill’s wildness he doesn’t know him really, so he’s not as wary as he should be and he starts talking. Sharing stories. Asking Bill about himself and listens, honestly, to the answers, in a way that Bill hasn’t experienced in a long time (it’s clear most of them in the gang don’t think much of Bill and avoid him wherever possible, and they think he doesn’t notice -- not that he cares).
So Bill finds himself opening up a little, in his way. On a long nighttime ride back from a stagecoach robbery he tells Kieran about his army days -- the horrors and the glories, maybe expanding on his own heroics a little. And Kieran asks him why he was discharged, and Bill goes from nothing to raging in half a second and asks him how the hell he knows about that, was he going through his papers? Was he lookin’ at things he has no business lookin’ in, like a goddamn sneak? And Kieran stammers out that Uncle told him about it one night, and Bill hauls his horse to a stop and swings down from the saddle to grab Kieran down from his mount, dragging him down so he scuffs and scrambles in the dusty grass, cursing and yelling about Kieran being a no-good O’Driscoll spy and how he should kill him and leave him right here. And Kieran grabs his wrists and begs for Bill to let him go, that he ain’t going to tell anyone, that it’s ok because he knows what it’s like, he knows, he’s got the same secret, see, it’s been eating him up inside --
And Bill stops dead with his hands in Kieran’s shirt front and says, what the hell do you mean?
And Kieran slowly gathers his feet under him and says, I got the same secret sir, I know what it’s like, to be.. to want..
Bill drops him and steps away, wiping the back of his mouth with his wrist. Says he doesn’t know what the hell Kieran is talking about.
And Kieran straightens up and carefully goes over to Bill, like he’s approaching a wounded beast that he’s not sure is going to turn and bury its claws in his belly. Gently, puts a hand on his shoulder.
Says, we don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want. But I ain’t going to tell your secret, sir, any more than I would my own.
And Bill turns around slowly, breathing hard and nostrils flared, confusion on his face like a bear trying to work out if he’s being hunted. Trying to figure out what angle the kid is driving, what he’s trying to do. He’s not used to someone giving him something he hasn’t already demanded, or taken by force.
Bill squints at him and growls, you really mean that?
The reply: really I do, sir.
And Bill steps in close to him. Says, I should still kill ya.
Kieran sort of takes a breath. Says, are you going to?
And Bill grunts, like he's considering it. Then says, nah.
Kieran relaxes a little. He runs his hand through his hair. Says, that's good, 'cause I wasn't looking to di --
He doesn't finish what he's saying because Bill has sort of lurched forward and is kissing him on the mouth. It's awkward and sloppy because it's been years since Bill kissed anyone, but Kieran moans against his lips like a swooning girl anyway. And then they're both fumbling and pawing at each other, racing to get off their outer layer of clothes, and Bill half-marches Kieran over to a stand of trees and pulls his britches down and presses him up against a trunk of one of them and they fuck like that, clumsy and painful and exhilarating in the feel of being touched at all.
Then afterwards, they sit together and share from Bill's hip flask, and Bill has one arm around Kieran's shoulders, almost like he's afraid Kieran will turn and run away. And in a quiet and broken voice he tells Kieran about the first man he ever loved, maybe the only man he ever loved more than Dutch at least, the man he would have gone to the ends of the Earth for. The man who volunteered himself up for prison when they were both caught in Bill's tent, on the condition that Bill's sentence would be reduced. The man who, as far as Bill knows, died alone in that prison, likely wondering if it was worth it.
Kieran doesn't offer him comfort because they both know how little words like that can help wounds that deep. Instead he sits and listens, and after a while they resume their journey back to the camp and the world that's waiting for them.
And maybe that's how it goes for a while. Maybe Bill's watching over Kieran takes on a faintly protective air, though he never opens up emotionally as much as he did that first time, but they reach a kind of an understanding. There isn't precisely any trust, but a mutual need that the other can fulfill, or perhaps Kieran making payment in kind for being allowed to stay in the gang, or Bill trying to make some kind of apology. Either way it usually means Kieran on his knees or standing with his trousers around his ankles, gasping and spilling his seed onto the ground as Bill huffs endearments in his ear.
Bill's treatment of Kieran in camp doesn't change, more due to the fact that Bill can't change the habits of a lifetime than any kind of planned deception. Their encounters elsewhere remain separate, like they're happening to different people. Neither of them expresses the desire to change that.
As the gang's luck begins to worsen, after that bad business in Rhodes and Arthur getting taken, Bill becomes more and more distracted, until it’s been a while since he’s seen Kieran in camp at all. And once he realises, after asking around, that nobody has seen him, he gets drunker than he has done for a while, taking himself out to a shitty backwater saloon and driving himself towards oblivion with gritted teeth because it's easier than admitting he's been deceived. And he’s sure, so sure, that Kieran has betrayed them all, that he was right all along not to trust him fully, that he should have done for him when he had the chance, that he was a fool for hoping --
And then the horse comes riding in to Shady Belle with Kieran’s body on his back, his head gone, those hands that Bill knows so well gone stiff and lifeless as twigs.
And after the gunsmoke has cleared, they bury him in a wide field where birds chase each other over the meadow flowers.
Bill hangs back beneath the trees and doesn’t approach the grave. Instead he watches for a while, then turns away, thinking that at least there’s one less person in the world that will end up leaving him behind.
Maybe it’s better that way.
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OKAY HI I'M BACK i had a few minutes of going "wtf wtf where did radeon go??? i literally had it open 2 days ago??" turns out while updating a driver it got uninstalled bc i selected install drivers only??? idk
so, i haven't actually tried it but it DOES have an instant replay save. "Instant Replay allows you to instantly save a video, of a predefined duration, of your last gaming moment." it goes from 15 seconds to 20 minutes and there's also an instant GIF option of 5 to 30 seconds. and "In-Game Replay" which says "While in-game, allows you to instantly play back a video of your last gaming moment."
Radeon also has a streaming function, which i haven't used. i haven't used radeon much so idk how well it holds up, it came preinstalled on my pc. i can test out the instant replay save later today, i'm kinda interested in that, see if it's similar/better than having OBS open while playing a game.
also you gave me a minor crisis last night or rather made a past one resurface where i go "am i better at video games than i think???" because like I know Fromsoft games are hard but i also feel like i overlevel and also i summon npcs for all the fights i can? so, i will be getting Celeste when it goes on sale and We Shall See.
i don't really mind being called deathloop anon lol although i'm also the one who recommended outer wilds (which i am forever crying about tbh) ...and also ff12 ages ago lmao ✌
TWENTY MINUTES thats actually perfect...i cant imagine i would need anything too much longer. maybe i'll start using radeon 😭 doubly good if it can replace obs, which has been my bestie for many years but is sometimes lacking in the functionality department. UUUGH i miss streaming stuff it was so fun :(
also i KNEW that was you re: outer wilds...........ff12 surprised me though
BIG mood re video game skill...i breezed through SO much of asscreed but in the end i think it's only bc i was overleveled as shit. once you get past 50 nothing is difficult anymore but i still even after 187 hours mastered the art of blocking :/ embarrassing :/// i would be soooo fascinated to see how u do on celeste. yk for Science
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TEXTS; AV & GEORGIE
JULY
AV Ryan
What's that real fun German phrase you taught me? 'That's sausage to me.' or 'That's like sausage to me.' Or something?
Also hey George, glad you're here.
Georgie Ryan
The one that means you don't care, right? That's sausage to me. Das ist mir Wurst, if you wanna say it in German.
Hey AV. Glad to be here.
What's up with the strip club and stuff?
AV Ryan
Das ist mir Wurst, that's it. Lemme guess, Roe already told you all about it? It was fun, you came a day too late.
Georgie Ryan
Nah, I haven't asked Roe yet
I just know about the aliens story
Sadly, tbh
AV Ryan
Well that just means we need to go out again
Georgie Ryan
Not opposed
All for it, really
I heard it's a big island anyway
AV Ryan
From the looks of it it does look like there's a lot of shit we can do.
Georgie Ryan
Yeah. I saw some of it on the way to the grocery store. It's a cute town, very fancy Academy
AV Ryan
I mean it’s an old legacy school right? Makes sense that it’s fancy AF
Georgie Ryan
I guess
I just wasn't expecting having to brush my hair in the morning to fit in
AV Ryan
Fuck that, let your hair be wild
Georgie Ryan
For sure, I was joking
AV Ryan
Yeah I knew that. Okay so we have like a week before we go to Mexico start teaching me the Español por favor!
Georgie Ryan
You wanna know the basic stuff? The stuff to avoid? Or the fun stuff?
AV Ryan
All of the above?
Georgie Ryan
Alright, gimme a moment
AV Ryan
As soon as I figure out my finances, I'll treat you to lunch as compensation
Georgie Ryan
Nah, it's fine AV! You know I'm happy to teach you this stuff
AV Ryan
Okay but like I still want to take advantage of us being here and take you out to lunch one of these days.
Georgie Ryan
Alright, deal
It's not compensation tho, we're hanging out
Okay, unidade 1. Very important sentence.
[ Voice message ] Yo solo estoy bromeando.
It means "I'm just kidding"
AV Ryan
Lol. No one can ever say you don't know me. That's probably exactly what I need before I go down there and offend someone on accident.
[ Voice Message ]: Yo solo estoy bromeando.
Like that?
Georgie Ryan
I love you, but we're trying not to cause an international accident down there
Mhm, yeah! Just add a little extra R
[ Voice message ]: Bro**meando
AV Ryan
I'll be careful. The last thing I want to do is get thrown in a Mexican jail.
[ Voice Message ]: Yo solo estoy bromeando. Better?
Georgie Ryan
That's perfect AV! Like, real good!
Alright, now also real important stuff. Is there anything you absolutely do not want in you food or drinks? Or is everything game?
AV Ryan
Bugs I absolutely want 0 bugs in any of my shit. Except tequila
Georgie Ryan
Alright, so you can go the easy route or the fancy route, up to you!
[ Voice message ] No insectos, correcto?
[ Voice message ] No hay insectos en su receta, correcto?
First one means "no bugs, right?" and the second one means "there are no bugs in your recipe, right?"
AV Ryan
Now you know imma pick the fancy way.
[ Voice message ] No hay insectos en su receta, correcto?
Georgie Ryan
And I love you for it
Sounds awesome!!! That's it!
AV Ryan
Awesome
okay last one for today: do you think aliens are real?
Georgie Ryan
Ohhh, good one!
[ Voice message ] Tú piensas que extraterrestres existen?
AV Ryan
Legit. Amazing actually.
[ Voice message ] Tú piensas que extraterrestres existen?
Georgie Ryan
Yep, that's it! Just go a bit slower on the extraterrestres and you'll be fine!
AV Ryan
Yer wonderful! What are you most excited about in Mexico?
Georgie Ryan
The vacation
Just kidding, the food too
And I kinda wanna know if it's like a stay at a hotel and do whatever you want school trip or if they have guided tours through the city and stuff, because I def wanna go in one of those
AV Ryan
This school seems like the place that would have one of those for us. And if not, you could make that happen easy.
Georgie Ryan
It does, right?
I feel like they're going to have all of our minutes planned out for us, no joke.
For sure! I could ask the people that actually live there for the real cool spots too
AV Ryan
Hey, it's free so I'm not complaining. Fuck yea. That's what I did when I was in Hawaii. The locals really made my three years there special.
Georgie Ryan
Neither am I! A whole planned vacation? Sign me up.
You got to know all the cool restaurants and hang out spots? If we ever end up there in one of these school trips, you gotta show us.
AV Ryan
Yuppers and even better the uncrowded local beaches. Oh you know I will
Georgie Ryan
That's golden info right there
AV Ryan
Hell yes
Georgie Ryan
Hey AV, you free anytime this week?
AV Ryan
I'm always free, what's up?
Georgie Ryan
These escorting rules and having to be paired up to go to town
I wanna check if the fancy hotel or the gallery have any job openings.
AV Ryan
I got you. Tell me when.
Georgie Ryan
Wednesday morninggg
AV Ryan
Yeah okay. While we're out nah nevermind What time?
Georgie Ryan
What? What is it
Like around 10?
AV Ryan
I had to look to see if there was a Veteran Affairs office on island and there isn't. So I'll just have to do it online which I hate but whatever
Yeah 10 works
Georgie Ryan
Want me to do it with you? I can offer words of encouragement or of distraction
Cool! Thanks AV!
AV Ryan
Maybe proof read all the applications and forms before I submit them?
Yeah, I'll come pick you up
Georgie Ryan
Yeah, sure! I can help with that
Cool cool cool, I'll be ready
AV Ryan
That way I can start getting my benefits again
Georgie Ryan
Got itttt! Important stuff then
I'll def help
We can do it before we head into town?
AV Ryan
Yeah okay
AV Ryan
Thanks for helping me this morning. Did you do everything you needed to do while we were in town?
Georgie Ryan
No problemmm. If you need more help with those, let me know!
I did, yeah! I'm leaning towards the gallery's job opening. Seems less... stuck up than the hotel. But I'll apply for both.
AV Ryan
Okay I will. Hopefully this worked and we won’t have to do it again but you know how the military is
Which positions did you apply for?
Georgie Ryan
Yeah
But it's totally fine, AV. I don't mind doing it again, as long as you get your stuff in the end
Soooo, at the hotel I applied for guest manager. And at the gallery for tourist receptionist.
AV Ryan
Yeah I know but it’s just annoying when you have to do all the paperwork again and again just because they can’t get their shit together. I really do appreciate you though, George. Oh you’ll definitely get it both of them, definitely. You have the whole I speak five languages thing going for you
Georgie Ryan
That is for sure, because they just come up with new weird rules all the time too
Yeah, I hope so! I'm leaning towards the gallery, seems a bit nicer. But whatever I get is cool, gotta pay for those pizzas somehow
AV Ryan
It honestly does and it fucking sucks Yeah, money does make the world go round
Georgie Ryan
Unfortunately
AV Ryan
Yeah fuck capitalism
Georgie Ryan
Yeah
You have any weekend plans?
AV Ryan
I’m hitting the outer town with El but that’s about it You?
Georgie Ryan
No plans yet
Probably gonna check some of this stuff out, these events they got going on
AV Ryan
How many events do they have going? It seems like it's been a lot already
Georgie Ryan
I think there's at least one a day? For this entire week at least
I saw something about exercises and silent disco and lasertag
AV Ryan
Is there a fun one tomorrow?
Georgie Ryan
It's lots of classes
Improv, gym, and communication
AV Ryan
They don’t sound like fun
Georgie Ryan
Right?
There's laser tag on Sunday though. That's promising
AV Ryan
We should all do that
Georgie Ryan
Right? I think so too
I can suggest it after we find Elisa her nightlight!
AV Ryan
Sounds good to me
Georgie Ryan
Awesome
Georgie Ryan
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdWL6equ/
AV Ryan
That’s awesome!
AUGUST
Georgie Ryan
Did you hear back from the forms, AV?
AV Ryan
Of course not
Georgie Ryan
Damn.
AV Ryan
Honestly, I’m not even surprised. It’s how they always do. Especially since I’ve been inactive for over a year.
Georgie Ryan
Doesn't sound very fair to me. If it's your right, then it's your right.
I'm sorry AV, I hope it works out
AV Ryan
It is what it is. The next step is a phone call I don’t want to make
Georgie Ryan
Want me to pretend to be you?
AV Ryan
Would you?
Georgie Ryan
Of course!
AV Ryan
Okay but next week, I’m sick of thinking about it right now
Georgie Ryan
No problemmm!
How's school then? And the classes you picked?
AV Ryan
I’ll be honest, I’m not paying much attention. You?
Georgie Ryan
I got notes
And one of the professors looks good
But that's it
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AU Exchange
Dear AUex creator!
I am very excited about most AUs, especially if they feature alternative explanations and use the canon dynamics to add something different, so if one of my tag combinations lead you towards an idea, I'd be pretty stoked to receive it, even if you don't use my prompts.
My AO3 name is Prinzenhasserin, and you can find some more of my exchange letters here.
In the grand scale of canon divergent AUs and setting change AUs I happen to love both! And if you want to combine the two, I'm also happy to receive them :D
If you want something more to base your ideas on, here's a non-exclusive list of things I like:
General likes:
loyalty
odd couples!
found family, dysfunctional families that nevertheless love each other
historical stories for same-sex pairings that aren't unhappy but that fit with the society of the time (so like, spinster ladies living together; bachelors-for-life)
cultural differences! age differences! height differences!
heists, rescue missions
character driven narratives
dragons, fairy tales, magical realism, urban fantasy
Space AUs
competent characters
people not realising they’re the most competent at their job/hobby
people failing their way to success
happy endings, earning your happy ending, open yet hopeful endings
cynical humour
mutual pining
everything is better in suits, corsetry, fancy dresses
Identity shenanigans (secret identities, mistaken identities)
Blatant Lies
Enemies becoming friends and/or lovers
outsider POV
epistolary, poetry, unusual narrative formats
orange/blue morality (that is, not entirely human morality); grey/grey morality
non-verbal expressions of affection
DNW:
breaking up requested pairings,
permanent death of the requested characters (if they come back from death, they shouldn’t come back wrong but they can be ghosts),
pregnancy as a main plot point
Legally Blonde
Fanfiction (Medium)
Elle Woods
Group: Vivian Kensington/Elle Woods
ALL: Starfleet Academy AU
ALL: Space Opera AU
ALL: Regency-Inspired Science Fiction AU
All: Space Privateers AU
ALL: Hyperspace test pilot AU
ALL: Character comes into an inheritance with strange conditions
ALL: Organized Crime
ALL: Marriage of Convenience AU
DNW: breaking up requested pairings, permanent death of the requested characters (if they come back from death, they shouldn’t come back wrong but they can be ghosts), pregnancy as a main plot point
STARFLEET ACADEMY
- so I really have wanted a Starfleet Academy AU for Legally Blonde for years now. There are a few really awesome picture sets here https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/cosmically-blonde, if you want the inspiration...
- otherwise: Elle Woods goes into Starfleet with her great SAT scores ("what, like it's haaard?") I can give or take the romantic subplot of the first movie (but I really ship her with Vivian Kensington, who can come from a family of starfleet captains, or engineers or whatever)
- I take even just a snippet of her application! or the way she gets accepted. or how her sorority sisters react to her wanting to go to Starfleet?
SPACE OPERA AU
- I'd love the entire plot translated into a space setting! Space law Harvard, why not. (I hope there's at least a few aliens, and space affirmative action, but I'd also take plenty of robots)
- really, go wild.
REGENCY-INSPIRED SCIFI
- does Elle have to go to space-Harvard to get back her boyfriend, and then it turns out she really wants to go to space-Harvard instead, and there's a comedy of errors because apparently it isn't explicitly forbidden for women to go but there's not really any space for her?
- also good: her parents not understanding why she needs to get her boyfriend back/to go to space-Harvard, but supporting her anyway
- Vivian Kensington who dreamed to go to space-Harvard feeling betrayed that someone like Elle got in on a whim; and then slowly realising how she was hiding her hard work behind a facade and slowly falling in love with her with added SPACE REGENCY, somehow, idk
SPACE PRIVATEERS
- the boyfriend dumps her to go space pirating like his parents always wanted for him, and Elle gets a commission of war just so that she can hunt him down, and then along the way decides she rather wants to stick with pirating (because it's more lucrative, and also she has fun doing it)
HYPERSPACE TEST PILOT
- Elle follows her boyfriend to hyperspace test pilot academy, only to find hyperspace test piloting much more interesting than him.
- if this involves tentacles in any way, or transformations into cyborgs to pilot hyperspace ships, I'm game
ORGANIZED CRIME
- Elle's parents belong to the mob, and Elle studies law to become a mob lawyer? i'd buy this if her enthusiasm for fairness was a front, but I'd also buy this if there's a corrupt government and the mob is the slightly better option-- or if the boyfriend was actually in the mob, and Elle joins to get him back, and takes over while she's there, that works too
- (I have no problem with either assassination or murder, but I'd rather not see the longterm consequences of drug addiction though if you want to mention it that's fine.)
MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE
- Elle or Vivian need a scholarship and/or a dorm room and the one they can get is only open for married couples, and Vivian/Elle agree and then they fall in love (or not)
- if you want to add more or different tropes, really, I'd love it
Character comes into INHERITANCE WITH STRANGE CONDITIONS
- yes please.
- Elle needs to marry before she can get her trustfund/access to her property? or exorcise the ghost, and she talks it into leaving instead?
- or maybe it's Vivian whose wacky aunt wants her to experience life to the fullest, and she needs to go on a roadtrip to Vegas with a friend, and Vivian only has Elle since she dumped Walther?
Ocean's 8
Fanfiction (Medium)
Debbie Ocean (Ocean's 8)
Group: Lou Miller/Debbie Ocean
ALL: Space Pirates AU
ALL: Regency-Inspired Science Fiction AU
ALL: Regency AU
ALL: Character comes into an inheritance with strange conditions
ALL: Marriage of Convenience AU
Oh god, don't remind me of these twos sexual tension! (Except please do.) I loved all the outfit changes, the sheer outrageous gumption of doing the heist like they did (but tbh, also the sheer outrageous way Debbie lived her entire life, so if you rather want to focus on that, that'd be great too)
I know I did not want you to break up requested pairings, but I don't mind if the Debbie/Lou thing is tumultuous and fucked-up? Like say, sleeping with whoever Richard Armitage played. I like them best at their grumpy movie-selves, but any other dynamic is great also.
I'd love to see how that translates into a different setting, like say space pirates, or a regency inspired AU, or a combination of both :D
SPACE PIRATES
- how does Debbie built her crew? how does the MET gala translate into a space setting--casino planet? rich tourist spot? a fundraising drive to fund the museum of culture in outer space?
- are any of the women aliens that Debbie hired with abilities that lend themselves well to subterfuge and theft?
- Debbie and Lou in a small space craft, sharing their bunk because they needed to fit in Daphne Kruger into their ship and there are no other bunks left?
REGENCY AU
- Debbie playing up her "I'm only a woman, what could I have done"-look, and robbing the entire aristocracy blind-- tbh, I'd love an appearance by her brother Danny if only to have someone appreciate her genius properly. (And so that she can tell him to stop stealing his marks, probably)
- what's her usual trick to get money fast? does she sell powdered mummy? fake glass as diamonds? does she have an empire of shell companies that lure in investors by promising stuff? selling islands that are either uninhabitable or don't exist?
- Debbie and Lou settling together with a house full of riches and a harem of young admirers after their biggest con?
REGENCY-INSPIRED SCI-FI
-YES! i don't know quite what I want from it-- the thumbing at class differences? the problems with authorities Debbie is going to have? a Debbie/Lou relationship that is really most blatant and very private at the same time?
- aliens! in corsets! and suits!
Character comes into INHERITANCE WITH STRANGE CONDITIONS
- Debbie gets an inheritance from Danny, but first she has to get back at someone/steal a diamond/bankrupt an enemy
- or! it leads to Debbie finding out about the curse put on her family, that their love-life will always lead to them getting caught, and before she can marry/move in with Lou, she has to take care of the curse
Crossover Fandom
Fanfiction (Medium)
Group: Buffy Summers (BTVS) & Anakin Skywalker (SW) & Ahsoka Tano (SW)
Group: Buffy Summers (BTVS)/Ahsoka Tano (SW)
Group: Cher Horowitz (Clueless)/Elle Woods (Legally Blonde)
Group: Jane Marple (Miss Marple) & Hercule Poirot (Poirot)
Group: Jyn Erso (Rogue One)/Amilyn Holdo (SWST)
ALL: Character makes an SO up and SO turns out to be real person
ALL: Character comes into an inheritance with strange conditions
All: Space Privateers AU
ALL: Space Florist AU
ALL: Time Travel
STAR WARS/BUFFY
Star Wars has slowly sucked me into its sphere again, and I just think pairing Ahsoka (and Anakin) with the Vampire Slayer who defeats Evil sounds like the most fun. I don't care if they meet because of Time or Dimension Travel, or whatever, or because Buffy manages to open a pocket dimension in Sunnydale-- though I would rather read space adventures than Anakin Skywalker in a coffeeshop, trying to fend off vampires.
Does Buffy make up an alien she has fallen in love with, and then Ahsoka stumbles out of the pocket dimension and is exactly how she described her, headtails and all?
Or maybe it's the other way around, and Ahsoka gets a talisman from her grandmother for a summon when she desperately needs help, and she uses it (when she leaves the Jedi Order? during a fight she almost looses?) Buffy comes out of it?
Or maybe, instead of making Ahsoka and Anakin join the Clone Army, the Senate gives them a letter of marque with which they travel through the galaxy, fucking up slavers, and finding Buffy who coincidentally is also fucking up slavers?
Or maybe an AU in which Anakin didn't become a jedi for whatever reasons and instead became a space privateer, hunting slavers, and he finds both Ahsoka and Buffy and they become a team?
Or perhaps Anakin starts a flower business with his mother, except they run into trouble with the flower smuggling business, and while he's being interrogated somewhere Buffy rescues him (because real flowers in space is where the money is at, obviously)
CHER HOROWITZ (CLUELESS)/ ELLE WOODS (LEGALLY BLONDE)
- Character comes into an inheritance with strange conditions: either one of them! they have to find a macguffin! they need to marry to get the deed to the property! they find out that their great-grandmother was an alien and need to do some quick intergalactic diplomacy!
- or! there's Cher and her father is really worried about her since she broke up with Josh, and so she makes up this awesome lawyer that only exists in her brain, except then she meets Elle...
- look, in my mind Space Florists are really in demand-- the 1% like to have extravagant things, you see, and importing real flowers from far off corners of the universe is probably the most extravagant thing ever. There's an entire smuggling industry around getting fresh flowers fast and fresh to where they need to go. If you want either one of them to own a flower business, that would be interesting! or, Cher is an environmentalist who tries to curtail the flower industry, and Elle is the lawyer helping her?
- Space Privateers!
Jane MARPLE & Hercule POIROT
I feel like they would not like each other at all. Or maybe they would, but they'd despair of each other's affectations, and would only barely be able to talk with each other before getting annoyed by the other. Or perhaps, they might even be acquaintances who met during their adventures, and were suspicious of the other's motives until they found out about their investigations-- of two different crimes that maybe turn out to have the same perpetrator?
- I'd love Jane as an immortal being, but I forgot to request something for that, but I'd also love her as a timetravelling hero who is quite happy to be seen as just a tottering old woman. Does Poirot notice her real self?
- Poirot gets notice of an inheritance from a woman who he never met, who thinks she has been murdered, and then he starts seeing her everywhere... (she could be a ghost? or it's part of the inheritance? or maybe she leaves a diary) This is against my DNW, but I'd like it anyway.
- space privateers
- space florists are the people the most crimes happen to in space; it is Known (I'd love an AU in which for some reason they have a space flower business together! or maybe there's a case a space florist is involved in, I'm really not fussy :D)
Miss Marple
Fanfiction (Medium)
Jane Marple (Christie)
ALL: Character comes into an inheritance with strange conditions
ALL: Character is slowly turning into an eldritch creature
ALL: Forbidden magic exists that can be used to raise the dead
ALL: Space Florist AU
ALL: Space AU
ALL: Organized Crime
ALL: One character is a dragon
INHERITANCE WITH STRANGE CONDITIONS
- Miss Marple inherits a dragon hoard, because what the dragon hoards is... unsolved crimes? small-town happenings? detectives? and the dragon feels like Miss Marple is the ideal recipient of that hoard
- Miss Marple's great-great-grandmother happened to be an eldritch creature, and sometimes it skips a few generations, but now that her grandmother vanished, Miss Marple has to deal with it instead
- Miss Marple inherits money, but she needs to solve a murder to get to it
SLOWLY TURNING INTO AN ELDRITCH CREATURE
- Miss Marple's great-great-grandmother happened to be an eldritch creature, and sometimes it skips a few generations, but now that her grandmother vanished, Miss Marple has to deal with it instead
- There's always been a Miss Marple at St. Mary Mead's. Sometimes, there needs to be a new one.
ORGANIZED CRIME
- Miss Marple knows who murdered all of the people because she's the one arranging all the hits and bringing her contesters into jail is a nice plus.
- or! Miss Marple is a fixer who is hired to bring light into the mob's many betrayals, and she does so because it reminds her of the cutthroat nature of her knitting circle and the mob boss asked nice and politely, not like the local inspector.
RAISE THE DEAD
- Miss Marple likes to chat with dead people, and that's how she knows so much about murders. Of course, since she's a nice old lady, and necromancy isn't exactly on the up-and-up, she doesn't mention that.
SPACE AU
- Miss Marple is from a small town in Coruscant, or wherever, and solves space crimes.
SPACE FLORIST
- So I do know that Miss Marple doesn't have a job, canonically. But it would be really funny if she had a flower business in space, and everyone always underestimated the trouble florist have. But there's many additional dangers to the flower trade in space: some people (aliens) like to send each other flowers from far off worlds they know are poisonous to breathe for that species, some people get high on flowers, and trading flowers involves some serious money (so there's a lot of smuggling of poisonous, maybe illegal flowers going on)
- either way, i'd love adventures involving space flower trade
Grace and Frankie
Fanfiction (Medium)
Group: Grace Hanson/Frankie Bergstein
ALL: Regency-Inspired Science Fiction AU
ALL: Space Florist AU
ALL: classical musicians AU
Grace and Frankie: Grace and Frankie marry each other
All: Character has a secret identity
ALL: Organized Crime
ALL: Character comes into an inheritance with strange conditions
REGENCY SCIFI
I am here for it, and if it involves my favourite old lesbian couple, then even better!
SPACE FLORIST AU
Grace and Frankie are obviously still living on a beach somewhere, but instead of investing in a dildo manufacturer, they invest in a local flower shop--maybe one with sex pollen to encourage the sex drive of older women?
CLASSICAL MUSICIANS AU
Grace and Frankie feel like they need to collaborate now that their husbands are collaborating, and their respective fields compliment each other well, so it would be ideal (since their husbands were their usual collaborators) but Frankie’s approach is so free-style, and Grace’s approach is so very technical and they need time to arrange themselves.
THEY MARRY EACH OTHER
I don’t care for when, only that they do. Would also read an AU, in which they married each other instead of their husbands :D
CHARACTER HAS A SECRET IDENTITY
- Grace is secretly a superhero? or perhaps a voice actress for romance novels that Frankie likes to read
- Frankie was the girl Grace slept with in college, but only one of them knows
- One of them is a mob boss
ORGANIZED CRIME
yes please.
INHERITANCE WITH STRANGE CONDITIONS
- Grace and Frankie have to marry to fulfil the conditions!
- Grace and Frankie have to fulfil a ridiculous request, and fall in love?
Naruto
Fanfiction (Medium)
Group: Dai-nana-han | Team 7 (Naruto)
Group: Yamanaka Ino/Haruno Sakuro
Group: Maito Gai | Might Guy/Hatake Kakashi
Group: Nara Shikamaru/Uzumaki Naruto
Group: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
ALL: Time Travel
Naruto: Uzushio wasn't destroyed
Naruto: Sasuke is possessed
Naruto: Sakura is a necromancer
ALL: Character's love interest is actually a tentacle monster
All: Space Privateers AU
ALL: Canon Character can see ghosts
ALL: Character comes into an inheritance with strange conditions
I really love these characters and I’d love anything about these freeforms. (And I hope to add more prompts tomorrow, but feel free to not use them!)
TIME TRAVEL
yes! time loops, groundhog scenarios, dimensional hopping, making the past work out differently, fix it fics -- I’m not so much a fan of dark endings, but Sasuke travelling back in time to, idk, murder Itachi, and failing, and becoming something resembling a human being with feelings would be great too.
UZUSHIO WASN’T DESTROYED
I’m still bitter we didn’t get a story line about the Uzumaki clan. Or like, the diaspora of the Uzushio people. Or like, anything about the village it had been, and why nobody remembers it.
SASUKE IS POSSESSED
look, it’d be cool? also, it’d explain a lot.
SAKURA IS A NECROMANCER
how will this change the way Team 7 operates? does Orochimaru want to kidnap the entirety of Team 7 (and does he succeed?)
CHARACTER’S LOVE INTEREST IS ACTUALLY A TENTACLE MONSTER
I don’t care who, but omg, yes please. (You can’t tell me that this doesn’t fit the wacky Naruto worldbuilding, come on, there’s ninja that fight with bubbles. and paper. and fucking Kisame with his shark dicks)
SPACE PRIVATEERS AU
Instead of ninja getting their permit from the daimyo, they’re pirates who get their permit from a shadowy government?
INHERITANCE WITH STRANGE CONDITIONS
yes please! does Ino have to prove herself in mind arts? does Sasuke get a ghost sword he can only use to restore people back to life, but only if he first manages to climb a mountain? does Naruto inherit a ton of money, but only if he travels to Uzushio?
CHARACTER CAN SEE GHOSTS
Sasuke is haunted by the people he killed. Naruto is haunted by a lot of red-heads who teach him pranks, and like to see him eat ramen. Kakashi sees the people who he killed, and they generally seem to prefer his dogs. Sakura’s ghosts teach her stuff she wouldn’t normally know. Or something else, maybe?
Harry Potter
Fanfiction (Medium)
Group: Regulus Black/Harry Potter
Group: Sirius Black & Harry Potter
Group: Nymphadora Tonks/OFC
Group: Nymphadora Tonks & Regulus Black & Harry Potter
Group: Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
HP: Regulus Black lives
HP: Tonks becomes Lord Black
HP: Sirius survived the battle in the Department of Mysteries
HP: Time Travel
HP: Harry is the Master of Death and thus immortal
HP: Sirius never goes to Azkaban
HP: Sirius is exonerated after POA
ALL: One character is a time traveler from a different era
ALL: Character comes into an inheritance with strange conditions
ALL: Marriage of Convenience AU
HP: Voldemort's end is early and anticlimactic
I love the magic, and I love cracky takes on this. I have read so many HP time travel AUs and tropey magical crack, but I cannot get enough of it, and there’s especially always a lack of my favourite characters, even though there’s so much fic already.
REGULUS BLACK LIVES
Basically, what it says. Does he time travel? Does Kreacher manage to go back to save him? Does he schlepp himself out of the cave and wakes up with a case of amnesia?
TONKS BECOMES LORD BLACK
So, I really think that this is an underused trope, because it would be so great-- the House of the “Always Pure”, gloomy Grimmauld Place with bubbly, pink-haired Tonks as its figurehead? Sign me up.
Perhaps she inherits because Sirius is in prison, and everyone else presumed dead, and her mother is the oldest? Or there’s a loophole for metamorphmagi to inherit? (Does she need to prove that she can morph a fully functional dick?)
Also great would be Tonks opening her house for Harry for the summer. Or tricky ministry politics by the Malfoys who want the Black House for themselves?
SIRIUS SURVIVES; SIRIUS NEVER GOES TO AZKABAN; SIRIUS IS EXONERATED
Pretty self-explanatory. Does he time-travel? Does he kidnap Umbridge and torture her explain that she’s overstepping her bounds? Does he make Crouch eat it? Does he rescue Harry from the Dursleys/boredom/Mrs Figg?
INHERITANCE WITH STRANGE CONDITIONS
Omg, really. This is the opportunity to go really wild. I hope there’s lots of magical circumstances, and perhaps vows or magical traditions. It’s kinda canon, too, with Dumbledore and his snitch, book, and deluminator, but I’d also appreciate a story in which they have to fulfil someone’s last will.
MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE AU
yes please! Tonks needs to prove that she intends to raise children, and finds a friend who needs a place to live so they can cheat the Black Inheritance Rituals, or something? I read this for contrived reasons, or for friends just living together, or for slowly developing romance, but all pairings I asked for are great for this!
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Fanfiction (Medium)
Group: Ahsoka Tano & Leia Organa & Luke Skywalker (SWST)
Group: Amilyn Holdo/Leia Organa/Jyn Erso (SWST)
Group: Ahsoka Tano & Luke Skywalker (SWST)
ALL: Space Pirates AU
SWST: Leia did become a Jedi and goes after the New Order herself
SW: Luke turns to the Dark Side and Leia has to learn her powers and bring him back
SW: Leia and Luke raised as Jedi
ALL: Robot Revolution
SWST: General Leia Organa time travels back to the Tantive IV at the start of ANH
ALL: Canon Character can see ghosts
I'm requesting all these things under the Sequel Trilogy, because I really like things set in the future, and I'd love to see the continuation of the OT-- if you want to set it during the ST that's great! But I'm also interested in the 30 years between OT and ST.
SPACE PIRATES
So, the new republic took time to built probably, and I can see every single of the requested characters taking the time out of their busy schedules to start (and finish) a war with any of the pirates blocking the trade routes (and trading slaves); possibly even without permission from the New Republic.
Or, if you want to recreate the Trilogy with a space pirate dynasty, instead of a Jedi dynasty, that would be grand too.
- ‘Canon Character can see ghosts’, ‘Leia becomes a Jedi and goes after the New Order herself’, and ‘Luke turns to the Dark Side and Leia has to learn her powers to bring him back’ are pretty self-explanatory, I feel? but to reiterate, I’d love all those groups, together or apart.
ROBOT REVOLUTION
I'm all for droid rights, and I feel like the droids are definitely under-utilised in their usefulness of bringing down the New Order. Or the New Republic. Or sneaking into ships and casino's to retrieve stuff.
- General Leia Organa time travels back to the Tantive IV at the start of ANH
Does General Leia try to resurrect the New Republic? Is her younger self aware of her? Does she steal a flotilla for herself and wage war on slavers/the order/politicians who blackballed her when she was younger? Maybe she sacrifices herself to take out the Death Star leaving her younger self more time to get the rebellion going?
LUKE AND LEIA RAISED AS JEDI
look, I'm not sure this request makes entirely sense within the sequel trilogy, but what would the far-reaching consequences be if Luke and Leia had been raised as Jedi? would they have had a relationship with their father's padawan? would Leia have noticed Snoke? would she have been tempted to go dark, or have gone dark, and what kind of impact would that have made on Luke? would he have felt as responsible as with her son, or would he have dragged her back the same as what he did with his father?
Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
Fanfiction (Medium)
Group: Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader (SWPT)
group: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker (SWPT)
Group: Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker (SWPT)
ALL: Robot Revolution
ALL: Different First Meeting - Captured by Slavers
SWPT: Force Ghost Qui-Gon trying to influence events
SWPT: Qui-Gon survives the battle with Maul
ALL: Time Travel
ALL: Space Florist AU
All: Space Privateers AU
ALL: Hyperspace test pilot AU
SETTING AU
(Space Florist, Space Privateers, Hyperspace Test Pilot, Robot Revolution)
Any of these sound great, and I love any of those with or without them being set in the Star Wars universe (but they could conceivably all be set there too!)
TIME TRAVEL
I like spontaneous time travel, or closed loops, or dimensional hopping, or going back into the past!person, or force ghosts influencing the past, or groundhog-day scenarios
DIFFERENT MEETING CAPTURED BY SLAVERS
-Yes, please. This could also be combined with space florists, space privateers, hyperspace test pilots or robot revolution, depending on who was captured and who freed them, and where this happened. What if Padme gave Anakin a letter of marque? or the opportunity to go to space pilot academy? what if Anakin started the robot revolution by trying to rescue Padme (or Obi-Wan?) from slavers? what if Padme gave Anakin (and Shmi) a flower business to manage after she was rescued by Anakin?
or maybe Padme is the one to rescue Anakin? and sets him up with her family's flower business because he has no other skills?
FORCE GHOST QUI-GON INFLUENCING THINGS; QUI-GON SURVIVES
Dude, wouldn't it be great if a force entity could tell them who the Sith in the senate was? I always thought so, and I'd think Anakin would appreciate Qui-Gon's help with both Obi-Wan and Padme too. Or simply with not, you know, going dark-- or successfully freeing all the slaves, and the clones, and Shmi and while we're at it a robot revolution would be cool too (or just one of these things, I'm simply very greedy :P)
Qui-Gon actually teaching Anakin the way of the force (and possibly doing something about Shmi) would be great, too. Or simply seeing the change alive!Qui-Gon had on future!Anakin
Gentleman Bastards
Fanfiction (Medium)
Group: Locke Lamora/Jean Tannen
ALL: All Characters Genderswapped
ALL: Ocean's 8 AU
ALL: Ocean's Eleven-esque heist
It'd be so cool. Jeanne Tannen, the big-hulked butch who could break Locke Lamora in half? Yes please. You could also swap every single character in the entire series--I'd love to read it. Would also read it as an Ocean's 8 Fusion, or an Ocean's Eleven-esque heist, or like, simply chilling out after canon things happened.
(Sadly I forgot I could request art, because this would be very awesome to look at, but I'm equally ecstatic about having actual descriptions of Locke being a little shit but also a woman.)
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