#i think it would have been cool if she'd been really buff too

[crepuscularqueens]

my thing about anne is that. i think in concept she had the potential to become more interesting but not in the way she exists in the story

[tourettesdog]

I am having extremely specific and niche ideas I must share. Specifically headcanons for Danny Phantom characters playing World of Warcraft

I feel like Sam would have been the first of them to get into WoW. Something other to play than Doomed, with a heavier focus on questing. She'd play on a PVP server and would be something of a legend on her realm.

She'd pretty much do everything, from hardcore raiding, to achievement hunting, to a little roleplaying on the side with friends.

She'd have two characters she swaps between, a troll warlock and an undead rogue, and would have the most min-maxed gear she can possibly get at all times. A "for the Horde!" girlie all the way. The warlock has tailoring/enchanting for professions, and the rogue mining/jewelcrafting, and she's got every recipe she can get her hands on for both.

I could see Sam trying to get Tucker and Danny into WoW, only to be wildly disappointed with their character decisions as both of them cozy up Alliance-side on a roleplaying realm.

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Tucker takes one glance at worgen and goes "I'm gonna be a fucking werewolf" and it's all over from there. His main would be a guardian/feral druid (tank and melee dps) with the corniest RP name you've ever seen, and he loves them dearly. He's always looking for new transmog to dress up with, and he takes his mining/engineering professions a little too seriously. He mostly plays with Danny, but probably has a horde alt Sam forced him to make so they could actually play together before cross-faction became a thing (I am being intentionally Vague about what expansions they'd be playing in).

Tucker's horde alt would be a tauren druid that ALSO runs engineering. Pretty much the same character, especially considering he spends 90% of his time in animal forms.

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Danny would start off playing a night elf monk and would get more into the RP of it than he ever wants to openly admit. He loves all of the flips and shit the monks do, and he's all in on the night elf aesthetic. He swaps between mistweaver and windwalker (healer and DPS), depending on what him and Tucker need to get shit done. He doesn't really focus a lot on the professions, instead going for dual gathering with mining and herbalism so he just has a lot of rocks and plants to throw at Tucker or onto the auction house.

After the accident though, Danny takes a long, staring look at death knights and decides he needs to play one-- for the memes. He's dogshit at it after playing monk for so long, but you can pry his frost (dps) death knight from his cold, half-dead hands.

The DK is just another night elf and when he's RPing, Danny likes to say it's the same character as the monk.

(Also I specifically think that Danny would play a nelf instead of a draenei because, as a trans Danny truther, I feel like the too-buff male draeneis would be a little Much for him, and the femme ones would be too dysphoric.)

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Val would very begrudgingly start playing WoW with them once she joins Team Phantom. She'd go Horde-side with Sam, with a tauren warrior decked head to toe in red. She quickly gets sucked into the game, and gets a little intense with farming for all of the things she wants-- mounts, cool transmog, some battle pets. She likes to do a lot of content alone, finding it fun to just go off questing, but she'll let herself be dragged into dungeons ever now and then. She just doesn't have the time or energy for raiding consistently.

Val winds up making a bunch of different alts eventually to keep collecting shit, and she gets scary good at gold farming so she can pay for her subscription with in-game currency. She's got a bunch of different professions she runs on her various alts, but the warrior's got mining/blacksmithing since the idea of making her own armor won her out.

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Dani plays on a laptop bought with Vlad's money, on a subscription also bought with Vlad's money. She takes one look at Val and Sam playing Horde-side and decides there is no other side to play.

She mains a vulpera hunter and is a troll through and through. She lives up to the hunter stereotype of accidentally pulling everything, but makes up for it by being scary good at DPS and PVP. Her and Val do a lot of mog and mount farming together, and some of her favorite things to collect are the battle pets and toys. She's got Meerah's Jukebox (a toy that plays a song about alpacas before exploding) hotkeyed to drop at a moment's notice.

She winds up getting a little too invested in alchemy, insisting she needs to be good at making goop.

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Wes would not play WoW, and would instead play FFXIV and would never shut up about how much better it is than WoW.

Bonus:

Lancer plays a lot of WoW during the summer when school is out. He's got a human mage who looks a bit like a buff version of him that he's been playing since the game released, and he's got all sorts of achievements and collectibles held onto from that era. He runs herbalism/inscription as a profession, and has every recipe for it under the sun. He still insists on riding his first horse mount that he ever got, and it has a Shakespearean name.

[archangeldyke-all]

Nurse Sevika!

Sevika would probably have the necessary empathy for the job given her own serious injuries of the past. She'd look good in scrubs, too.

That's all. I just love buff nurses.

Have a lovely evening <3

LOVE

men and minors dni

i could totally see her as a no-nonsense ER nurse.

she's got no patience for incompetent doctors or the countless drunk assholes she stitches up on the weekends. but when it comes to people who are in pain? sevika's a fucking heaven-send.

she's cool, calm and collected, always putting the patient's comfort first. she's usually the only one in the crowd of medical professionals surrounding a scared, wounded, patient who will actually talk to them in a cool, even voice.

"my name is sevika, i'm going to be your nurse. i've been doing this for years, i know it looks scary, but your break seems really clean. you'll be outta here in a few hours, healed in a few weeks, it's just a lot of blood. now lay back for me, i'm going to take your vitals as ran here gets you hooked up to some morphine for the pain."

or, she could be amazing in labor and delivery too-- i could really see her thriving in that kind of face paced environment.

she'd be nothing but kind to the moms, putting them and their birth plan before whatever bullshit the doctors try to spring on them at the last minute. she's an advocate for alternative births-- water births or standing births-- she doesn't give a shit if it's more inconvenient for the doctors.

she's all about the moms' comfort and health. she's not afraid to bitch at a doctor if her patient is shy, so long as it means her patient is comfortable.

she's the main support for a lot of single moms who are scared and alone during their delivery, often being the one to hold their hand while they push.

and she's always the one to talk some sense into scared-shitless dads, pulling them out in the hall when they start panicking after seeing between their girls' legs.

"listen to me: breathe. in... out... in... out... there you go. now, i need you to get your shit together and get back in there. you'll never be able to forgive yourself if you're not there for your girl in this moment because you saw a bit of blood. you think that's bad? imagine how she feels right now. take a deep breath, close your eyes if you don't wanna see it-- and get back in there."

lol but now i'm thinking about you guys meeting:

you pass out from dehydration in public and sevika's the only medical professional nearby, so she stops to help, obviously.

but when you wake up in the beautiful, strong nurse's arms, your heartrate shoots up so quick and gets so fast, that sevika's convinced you need to get to a hospital.

and you have to awkwardly explain to her that you're not having heart palpitations because of any underlying medical condition-- you're actually just crazily attracted to her. lmaooooo

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[trendywaifus]

🔥 anon here! thank you for the suggestion!

yess absolutely, i was thinking she'd be a bit competitive during sex too. it makes everything so much hotter 😌 i can imagine being out of commission for the rest of the day bc it would get really intense but she would be even more energized lol.

i think alhaitham and wriothesley will probably be the buffest models we'll get... but i think there is the possibility capitano could be buffer under his clothes like the other anon said!

i wasn't expecting that either but i think it's pretty cool tbh sghdgf reminds me of yang from rwby... i've always been a fan of hair/eye color changing from emotions or powers. RIGHT... how am i supposed to not think dirty thoughts about her... it's kind of funny bc when i saw her design for the first time i didn't like it bc of how different it is from every genshin character we've had so far but now i am absolutely obsessed and think she's the hottest character in the game i guess i just needed to get over the initial shock of the designs going in a brand new direction 🤔

will you be playing 5.0? :o

yeah I’d need like EIGHT bottles of water after fucking mavuika. feixiao and mavuika are like two sides of the same coin😭

alham and wrio aren’t even that buff imo but hoyo at least gotta make cap a taller model 😭 lets pray this man has a sleeper build.

I haven’t watched rwby like that but she totally reminds me of yang! the hair changing is cool but it kinda looks awkward in some angles I’ve noticed during her fight with cap😭 regardless, I love her design, but some of her redesigns I’ve seen from other artists fit SO much better on her. the design direction they’re taking for natlan is interesting but overall could of been better. similar situation like sumeru. I love you mavuika but ei and miko will always be my #1 and #2.

will I be playing 5.0….hahaa prob not. I’m not even done with sumeru, fontaine, or the CHASM quest. so im behindddddddddd. I don’t really have any motivation to ply genshin like that 😇

[antiv3nom]

ive been enabled so im making a new post for it <3 n e ways welcome to my list of what characters the straw hats would play in guilty gear strive

luffy - sin kiske/may

ok first of all im entirely biased but luffy would fucking LOVE sin, like the bit of him eating to get buffs would DEEPLY entertain luffy (although he'd use it entirely way too much and get blown up for it)

but for both characters, i think he'd be a big fan of doing like one hit and a simple combo and absolutely DESTROYING someone's health bar, which fits for both of these. he wouldn't be very GOOD at the game because he wouldn't be able to sit still and wait for openings or anything of the sort but boy would he be great at corner pressure (until he gets dp'd)

zoro - nagoriyuki

i swear to you im not just giving the sword guy the sword guy (although that's certainly a factor because i bet you that'd influence zoro's character decision) but like. zoro is also the type to want to do one combo that does a ton of damage

i think he'd be moderately better than luffy and defense and neutral though, being able to open people up with pokes (cough cough beyblade cough cough), but he'd CONSTANTLY spend too much blood, although he plays surprisingly well inside of blood rage

nami - asuka r#

nami is the type to want to stand on one side of the screen with her opponent on the other side of the screen and just shoot so many fucking cubes at them honestly. plus i think she'd be really great at keeping track of spells and resources while she plays

however if u can get in on her? it's over, she has negative defense and constantly flails and mashes her way to death, but otherwise she's a pretty solid player. also, im a wizard's whimsy believer regarding nami so. asuka!

usopp - happy chaos/axl low

usopp is ALSO a zoner main but like. to the fucking extreme. hes GOING to guard crush loop you from across the entire screen hes GOING to rensen your ass for a whole round hes GOING to be sent through the fucking wall if you close in on him

sanji - giovanna

ok so i actually think this is a cool decision because like. we see gio use her hands in like...2? 3? of her moves? like its 5p 2p and 6p and thats about it. and its GIVING SANJI!!!!

i do think that sanji would have fun playing a rushdown character but also he'd get so good at playing defense bc he doesnt want to let gio get harmed

chopper - jack-o' valentine

CHOPPER WOULD HAVE A FUCKING BLAST PLAYING JACK-O'!!!!! i dont think hed be good at strive by a long stretch but hed LOVEEEE controlling the goobers and all the silly animations hed be having the time of his life

the ASSUMPTION might be faust but i think chopper finds him too creepy to enjoy playing him regularly

robin - anji

robin is a fucking MASTER in neutral i am convinced of this, specifically that she can just. get her opponent to do what she wants. so easily. and then she uses spin and kills them! as is her right!!!

this one is more vibes than anything but i do think she'd enjoy spin and counter as moves to just fuck with her opponent in a major way, plus anji just being a graceful motherfucker

franky - potemkin/goldlewis dickinson

franky doesnt want to play your silly little game. he doesnt want to hold your mix, he doesnt want to set up oki, he doesnt want to play neutral, he wants to KILL YOU AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE

this isnt how he approaches things in life but i think theres something about strive that would just make him want to do the biggest damage possible with the least amount of hits and he'd want to land every fucking pot buster and behemoth typhoon to ever exist. unfortunately this means he wouldnt entirely be engaging with the strategy side of the game and would frequently be blown up but if he can get one grab on you hes happy.

brook - i-no

look. ok. the music connection is awesome and i think brook would enjoy mixing you into oblivion but. i have never met an i-no player who doesnt play her at least in part because she's hot. and thats absofuckinglutely how brook would choose who he plays LMAO

like its JUST the nature of the world. but in terms of gameplay yeah i think he'd like flitting around the screen with her hoverdash and divekicks and he'd have so much fun with her pressure and mix

jinbe - sol badguy

ok for legal reasons i have to specify that like i have met jinbe and know him im thr series but not super well so take my opinions with a grain of salt. but anyways i think jinbe would have a lot of fun with sol, he feels like the type who wouldnt like play strive much on his own but REALLY get into it when playing with other people, and i need him to experience the euphoria of hitting a clean hit hvv or getting a wallbounce combo

i also think he's another fan of doing a shit ton of damage all at once but i think he's willing to do some comboing and some setups to get there, and i think he's get REALLY fucking good at stagger pressure it would be scary

[namig42]

random OC ask: if your OC inexplicably had access to real-world media, what character would be their favorite? what character would they unreasoningly despise? why?

Alright, I'm gonna speed round their favorites, then I'll come back in another post with the ones they loathe.

Also hello, sorry I took forever to respond, I have been on vacation and also got a pretty ring from my new fiancee (I have been saying that word too much lol)

My OCs Favorite Fictional Characters!

Wyndolyn

Wyn would adore Zarya from Overwatch. She would see the badass buff babe who talks about hugging like Siberian bear and want to be just like her. (This is absolutely not based on real life experience.)

Helena

Mizu from Blue Eye Samurai. Helena would think that she's sooo cool and complex, finding comfort in someone who isolates themselves still managing to find connections in the world. She would also buy a sword and cosplay as her.

Dahlia

Aang from ATLA. She'd love Aang's goofy, playful nature and his whole character arc, from a kid running from his duties to a powerful bender that finds a way to maintain his beliefs, no matter the obstacle.

Dahlia would love the Avatar series, and since she grew up so sheltered, she'd have no idea that it's actually a super popular show that there's a huge community for. She'd definitely bring it up in conversation thinking that she's introducing something cool and new to people, then quickly learn how many people have loved the show for years and be pleasantly surprised that she can just gush with people.

Vero

Vero would be a big fan of musicals and classic films. She strikes me as someone that would resonate and admire Veronica from Heathers a lot, and when she learns about the musical version of Heathers? Forget about it. She's learning all of Veronica's parts in a day.

Sahed

Sahed is definitely a DnD and LotR nerd that has the lore memorized from both franchises. He has all the books and a bunch of art, posters, and figurines of his favorite character Smaug that would clutter up his room. Smaug would also inspire him to become a scaley, just sayin.

Sahed would also love the Fire Emblem series, and his favorite character would probably be someone like Tharja (practices curses on her own daughter) or Arvis (the main antagonist in FE4 who wipes out a whole army with one meteor shower).

Velora

Velora is a cozy gamer for sure. She'd love building her island to perfection in Animal Crossing and marrying every townie in Stardew Valley. Though she'd optimize her gameplay and romance everyone in town, her favorite character in Stardew that she would always come back to would be Shane. She likes being able to help him and earning his affection, since it always seems really genuine during his supports.

Gardon

Gardon would love a conflicted father archetype like Joel from The Last of Us. He would gravitate towards flawed characters who find some redemption in the world, and Joel is the epitome of that.

Lin'rai

Lin would love Marceline from Adventure Time and ship Bubbline so hard. Her dream girl is very similar to PB, and she sees a lot of herself in Marcy. She'd also be a Steven Universe fan who relates a lot to Pearl and simps over Rose Quartz, even though she knows how problematic Rose is. Mystery Girl from the episode "Last One Out of Beach City" would also be high on her crush list.

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Okay, this took way more thought than I anticipated, but this all tracks pretty well.

My partner saw Vero being into Heathers and went, "really??" He didn't think Vero would be a Veronica/Heathers person, but when I asked what he thought she'd like, he was like, "I don't know, I just didn't get Veronica vibes."

Useless. I can't wait to marry this dingus.

[finniestoncrane]

Okay so even though Arkham Eddie and Connie are like canonicallly married in my heart, what would Connie think of the other riddlers? What would they think of her?

If Arkham Eddie wasn't in the picture would she fall for any of them??

I just have to know I love Connie sm ♡♡♡

- Effy♡

ok i have been dwelling on this and thinking hard about it since you sent it in ef so let's DO THIS

also here's an image i posted of connie in the server but haven't posted here. she has exceptional boba aim

dano: i think connie has the potential to be most afraid of this eddie. she's not a fan of the unpredictable nature, it unsettles her. outside of his mask and criminal violence, she'd find him adorable, but he's for sure the most terrifying to her. i think he'd like her though! she's weird and shy but in a loud and defiant way. he could learn a thing or two from her

young justice: she'd be all over him. and i think it would terrify him to have someone as vocally into him as she would be. but she wouldn't be able to help herself. he's like a baby version of her eddie, he needs love. she'd find it hard not to squish his cheeks constantly. i think having someone who was so super vocal about how adorable he was at every opportunity would do wonders for him. he'd love her for sure

telltale: the accidentally a little bit too loud whispering of the word "daddy"... she'd be all over him. it's debatable whether he'd reciprocate any of her feelings at all, but she'd be taken in instantaneously by a silver fox with a smug attitude and the energy to... do... so... many... things...

unburied: i don't really know much about pokemon, except i know the villains are team rocket. and i think connie and this eddie would 100% be the team rocket of their universe. i think the other rogues would refer to them as the "wonder twins" in a cruel, ironic way. they'd be far too mischievous and adorable together

btaa: honestly? i think she'd be fine to work with him, but she'd probably get along better with miss tuesday. if it wasn't for the fact that he sounded so incredibly handsome and charming and sexy, she'd think of him the same way as telltale. she needs a bit of something weird about a boy, and btas and twojar are too classically handsome for her. the combination of her and miss tuesday would drive btaa insane, so she might not last long

gotham: it's autism for autism romance. connie is... hyper-aware of how people can be cruel and dismissive and mean when someone's trying to talk about their interests, so she'd definitely be one of ed's favourite people immediately. plus tall and skinny and smaller and fat is a top tier pairing silhouette, a classic. AND connie likes gross things and criminology. and she likes holding hands and kissing without tongues, both things i am sure ed is fond of, just look at him

twojar: all bodies are beautiful, but connie's not super into like buff guys? bad experiences, they tend to either not like her because she's fat or think she needs to work out more because she's fat. which is a shame because i think he would be into having something soft to press against his rock hard tits

btas: oh god this has the potential to be the sweetest combination, and the most valuable for both of them! i don't know how well they'd do romantically, but the two of them as a duo? even just as friends? bliss. connie would appreciate having an eddie who was polite and calm and willing to explain things and i know he would love having a wide-eyed little idiot to listen to everything he said and go "wow that's so cool" afterwards

capullo: as a self-insert, i'm afraid connie would be hugely attracted to this loser. BUT as a slightly better version of myself, she's aware of her worth as a human being and would probably give him a miss. yeah he might be fun to flirt with or to tease, but she'd avoid being pulled into his bullshit. and i think he'd curse himself for that because he would be very aware of what he was missing

[azuraskys]

say for a fun a Headcanons all the champions reactions to hearing that there S/O returned from an exercise trip to get fit and thy see there S/O is all buff and has a 6 pack.

A buddy of mine saw the Champion's s/o take their shirt off in the shower and he said that they had an 8-pack... That the Champion's s/o is shredded.

In all seriousness though, this is a very unique request! I like when you guys keep me on my toes.

Putting this under a read more so its not too long :)

The Champions reacting to their s/o coming back absolutely ripped

Link

He would have the most fun in this situation. Age of Calamity canonically confirms Link is a freak of nature, who can parry entire slabs of floor with ease. Having his s/o come back absolutely ripped would be like woah.

He'd check out his s/o's muscles before giving an enthusiastic thumbs up.

But overall, not much would really change! Link isn't really one to necessarily make a big deal out of appearances or ability, so he'd just act the same toward his s/o as he did before they got buff. Though he'd offer for them to come along with him if he's going for a run or something.

Link would want to see how many things they can lift, including himself.

To keep those muscles, you need protein. Link likes to cook... if they asked, he'd make a super cool protein-filled dish for his s/o just to try it out.

Urbosa

"Why didn't you let me tag along?" is probably the first thing she'd say. She's an athletic woman with a six-pack of her own, she'd want to experience whatever challenge her s/o faced to get this buff.

She'd offer to exercise with them to help them keep it up, or just for fun. She's proud of their ability.

Urbosa would want to start training her s/o to use a weapon like hers, if they didn't already. She likes someone who can defend themself properly.

Would playfully punch her s/o's abdomen and be like "Hard as steel! Nice."

But we all know Urbosa would love her s/o no matter what they looked like. What she's really amazed with is their dedication to exercise that much to even get a six-pack. She knows how much training you have to do to get there. Its hard, unforgiving work sometimes.

Daruk

"You look different from the last time I saw you. Did you do something with your hair?"

Daruk isn't being stupid, he just isn't one to necessarily... notice changes like that in someone's body. His own body is what he worries about.

But after seeing how strong his s/o has become, he's super proud of them! Though he tends to overestimate their ability a bit too much.

"Try lifting this boulder- wait, what do you mean you can't? Thinking like that won't get you anywhere!"

Would offer his s/o Prime Rock Roast to "help with bulking up" if he hasn't tried that already. Definitely would get them a sized version of his weapon to have them swing around.

Makes a joke about "rock hard abs".

Revali

"Where on Earth did you go?" Is probably his thought. One minute his s/o was their usual self, and the next they're suddenly super muscular and able to do things they couldn't before.

But really, that's of no consequence to him. His s/o is free to do whatever they want with their body. He'll still love them.

Seeing as the Rito's main form of, well, almost everything involves being in the air, he can't really physically train with his s/o, but he'll fly above them if they go for a run or idly watch them while doing something if they decide to exercise at home.

The Rito diet is already really good for keeping muscle, so there's nothing to worry about there! But he'd probably suggest they eat a little more if they're particularly active.

May or may not side-eye his s/o's abs while they're working out. Not in a bad way.

Mipha

Mipha would honestly just tell her s/o they look great! "I see you've been working hard!"

Swimming is a great physical activity. She'd love to do that with her s/o as a form of training/exercise, praising them a lot as they make their way through the water.

Mipha definitely loves her s/o no matter what, so her demeanor also wouldn't really change much. She'd just appreciate their vitality.

If asked to feel her s/o's abs, she'd probably touch them very lightly before taking her hand away and getting a little flustered. That feels very intimate to her.

She'd be very worried if her s/o chose to take up a weapon if they didn't have one already. She knows they're capable, but its still so tense to watch!

[thequeenofsodor]

ill help you out! belle?

I have so many conflicting feelings about Belle. On the one hand, she's one of my favorite genres of steam loco (big suburban tank engines), and her being a buff firefighter lady would be very appealing to my gay ass if she weren't a locomotive. On the other hand, they literally *only* use her for firefighting, her water cannons are probably the stupidest modification ever made to a locomotive (besides perhaps Diesel 10's claw, but that at least looks cool), and she's given the short end of the stick when it comes to how the writers wrote her personality (or lack thereof).

I deeply loathe the way she's introduced, too. She makes a super cool entrance in Day of the Diesels, only to need to be pushed back to get water because her stupid ass cannons drained all the water from her tanks. Then when she gets to the Steamworks, they immediately tell her that she's not good enough to handle firefighting, and they're going to get a Big Strong Man to help her. It reeks of sexism to me and they basically poise her to become irrelevant because she's instantly upstaged by the Ultimate Toy; Fiery Flynn. I think it would have been (as the kiddos say) Based AF of them to have the Railway's main designated firefighter be a woman, but Flynn's mere existence ruins that.

Her water cannons make her over-specialized, and the only thing she ever pulls is Rocky. I really wish she didn't have the cannons and was just an engine who worked at the rescue center who was capable of doing odd jobs, delivering the breakdown trains to wherever they're needed, and filling in for failed engines. So basically, she deserved the stupid ass "Official Safety Engine" title they gave Emily in Season 24. Emily has no right to that title when Belle has been there the whole damn time!

It's not like she needs the cannons to put fires out anyway, she can just do what Thomas and Percy do in the Old Slow Coach episode and the beginning of Day of the Diesels!

Trying to move on to positives, I rather like her livery. The logo for the Search & Rescue Center is a bit gaudy but palette-wise she feels like a rather elegant alternate take on NW Blue? I also really like the Standard 4 tank engines in general, they're so huge and powerful-looking. I think if she weren't given those stupid cannons, she'd look quite smart pulling suburban passenger trains for the North Western...

Overall, I just wish she was good. I really want her to be. I'm still having trouble coming up with a good re-interpretation of her, I might make a post on it if I can ever figure it out.

also, she and rebecca are girlfriends. deal with it

[aneenasevla]

SpooKengan 1 - Halloween Birthday

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Made in Collab with @useless-bi-otch

The weather was cooling down, autumn approaching fast, and the leaves on the oak trees were already turning yellow. Early in the morning, the Buff Couple was doing their usual cooper routine, and this time they were a little more bundled up.

“You look upset”, Ohma comments when he sees her scowling at the scenery around them for a moment.

"Oh… no, it's nothing," Kanami replies, hesitating a bit, but under his gaze, she gives in with a sigh "No, really, it's silly. It’s just that seeing this environment reminds me of my birthday, at the end of autumn. That's it, no big deal…"

"Ohh yeah", he nods and looks at the leaves "but why'd that be silly? It's a good season to have a birthday party..."

"Yeah, the atmosphere is really great, and so is the food", That's when she goes back to making a sour face "But that's the problem. My birthday is very close to Halloween. They practically happen at the same time. And because of that, my birthday always ended up being kind of sidelined, you know? And when it didn't, it was always with the same theme, the same food, it was almost always a costume party... every now and then it's fun, but every single year? I dunno, there were times that it got tiring."

"Hmmm… yeah, that's a lot of birthdays," he says half engrossed, half not thinking about the implications of the comment. She stares at him with a mixture of indignation and hilarity.

"Are you calling me old? Huh? Seaweed-head monster."

"Huh?" He raises an eyebrow "No, I'm older than you. I just said that that's a lot of supposedly boring birthdays" he shrugs "So you're kinda bummed about that."

"Not necessarily. I just don't have much patience left for this same ol' dance, over and over again..." She sighs.

"Hnn, that sucks. I wanted to know what it's like. I've never went to one of your birthday parties before."

That made her shut up. She turns to him, blinking, surprised to realize what his words had implied.

"Oh… it's true. You've never experienced these things before… gee, Ohma" She scratches the back of her head, embarassed "Sorry about that. I've been just complaining non-stop about having it all, when you never had the chance to have this kinda experience..."

"I don't really mind" he looks around, his poker face matching the calm atmosphere  "you said you don't like it, so we don't have to do it. Why should we, if you wouldn't have any fun?"

"I didn't had fun anymore because it was always the same thing, with the same people, the same itinerary, the same food and the same costumes..." She tries to explain, still embarrassed "After some time, everyone just seemed to be on autopilot, doing these things because it was expected at the time, you know? So I kinda went with the flow. But you… you've never experienced these things. You still don't know what it's like to dress up for halloween, to see the kids going trick or treating, to make some jack-o'-lanterns… and I bet you've never had a pumpkin pie before" She gives him a shy smile.

"Pumpkin pie?" he repeats, genuinely interested, looking at her. Talking about food was always the easiest way to get his attention. It was kinda unbelievable.

"Yea! It's basically the only seasonal food that I haven't gotten sick of yet. And… I would love to bake one for you" She blushes a little "I'd love to make you dress up, to show you some halloween decorations… these things weren't fun to me anymore because they also weren't fun for anyone close to me. But this will be your first time doing any of that. And I think that, with you, I can experience this as if it's new for me too" She holds onto his arm, smiling brightly "So? What do you say?

He looks at her as if analyzing her, and then smiles "It sounds nice. You look happy again… so yeah, we can do that."

She smiles more, leaning the side of her head against his shoulder. Maybe if she saw autumn through Ohma's eyes, she'd stop finding it so repetitive and boring. Nothing had been repetitive and boring since he'd come into her life, after all.

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[albatris]

hello! I invented Georgia Blue, like, yesterday and am Wondering which oc of yours she would get along with !!

she's 14, does ballet, autistic + semi-verbal, going thru the onset of a psychotic disorder (i have not picked Which One yet), likes cats more than people, really misses her sibling (who is. a ghost now), is afraid of cars (because projection), and watches horror films alone at night because she's on another level entirely

she sounds v cool!!! I like her already!!

if you think she'd get along well with someone who'd be a sort of goofy older brother type I think she and Tris would vibe together!! as long as she's okay with endless terrible puns :P

he's a sweet kid, very earnest and cheerful and excitable, will be anyone's hype man, but due to his monotone and flat affect he's also an excellent choice for not being an Overwhelming And Loud hype man lmao. he has an anxious streak and doesn't like loud noises or the outdoors, BUT around anxious friends he does his best to override his own anxiety to be there for them

he's been through (is going through?) the wringer of a psychotic disorder that kicked in young (schizophrenia), and is a little awkward and clumsy when it comes to advice-giving but definitely knows the importance of a good support system, n fellow psychotics gotta watch out for each other. he's happy to offer tips or an ear to listen or just to simply vibe in solidarity

but ye, he also likes cats more than people so no problems there, would probably love to just hang out together with some kitties or talk about cats if she's feelin it. since he likes cats more than people, he's also very used to hangouts being just "vaguely vibing in the same space without talking" which I feel like is something she'd maybe also enjoy? parallel play my beloved

and he would absolutely bug her for horror movie recommendations hahaha. he wasn't allowed to engage with a lot of horror/fantasy/etc media growing up because his parents thought he was too ~impressionable~ and ~prone to getting reality and fantasy mixed up~ and he just sort of stayed away from it until Shara one day was like HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN ANY X FILES and made him watch her favourite episodes

he's very squeamish and anxious but watches horror stuff anyway because he's like. haha. look at me making my own media choices. I'm so powerful *hides behind seven cushions every time the killer comes on screen*

that being said, anywhere Tris goes there is at least a 60% chance Shara is there too, and I feel like she and Shara might vibe also, though Shara's a bit more bouncy and hyperactive and intense...... she's a fellow semi-verbal autistic horror movie buff (n likely schizotypal too) :3 also a very passionate kindhearted person, but with wacky mad scientist vibes and ms frizzle outfits and an adoration for puzzles and the paranormal :P

also

Tris Greer 🤝 Georgia Blue: capital s Stuff happening to their siblings and having to deal with the grief and confusion of missing them

[littleeyesofpallas]

I was going to do these at random but then i got it in my head to stage these as an alternative first round of fights like in the manga, even though we really didn't get to see most of those play out...

To start i feel like the most obvious match up that we missed out on would've been Zaraki fighting Driscoll: For one Zaraki works around the bankai theft by not having one, and his whole made for battle/blood knight character type plays directly with The Overkill. Kind of like in his fight with Nnoitra, it'd make for a great emphasis on what Zaraki's actual strengths are; not that he simply fights and kills people, but that his supposed infinite potential comes from being pushed to his limits and learning to adapt and overcome new opponents. By contrast Overkill only gives Driscoll more power based on killcount, even if the people he slaughters are weak and he doesn't learn anything from fighting them.

So, the fight could start with the two of them both hacking their way through waves of faceless low rank goons to draw a parallel, but in the fight itself Zaraki's emphasis would be on drawing on meaningful fighting experience even with no bankai, while Driscoll would rely on a stolen bankai and a superficial killcount. There could be a fun moment where in a fit of desperation Driscoll tries to boost his power by squeezing in extra kills, targeting more weaklings, and lashes out at Yachiru, but she deflects his attack all on her own, he's shocked and confused, and in the moment of hesitation Zaraki lands the finishing blow.

Much less thematic, but I feel like Bambietta, with The Explode, would've made for a better counter measure to Byakuya's Senbonzakura. She could've opened the fight with her projectiles and Byakuya would got through his usual routine of fighting at a distance and being dodgy and precise with his blocks and counters, until suddenly he'd realize there were less petals than before, and Bambi could explain how every time he "blocked" her Explode projectiles they turned some of his thousands of blades into bombs and blew up. And she'd taunt him about how many blades does he have left and how long can he keep up defending himself while sacrificing his petals. He'd smugly use his bankai to summon up its crazy number of petals and ask if her explosions can keep up with so many petals, but then we'd get the reveal and she'd seal it away. Then Byakuya would have the moment of stark realization where he has zero petals to fight with. And then he'd get blown to hell and back before ending up in basically the same situation he was in with As Nodt in the actual manga shoved into the back of a bloody crater.

Similarly I don't think there's too much thematic resonance in this match up but I like some of the kind of obtuse dynamic they could have. it's never properly addressed, but we do know that Candice is technically one of the newer Sternritter, as she's said to have less control over her Vollstandig when hers is involuntarily prompted. Giving her lightning theme I like the idea that maybe she's something of a prodigy herself. Obviously not as young as Hitsugaya, proportionally speaking, but a fast learner and someone who rocketed up the ranks of the Wandenreich as a genius technician of Quincy skills. Hitsugaya could have a little back and forth about what it means to be a genius, and the difference between instantaneous intuition and carefully practiced talent. It would prompt his bankai and how real power comes from sober self reflection and not self aggrandizement, but then she'd take advantage of his weather gathering, like he used with Tier, and use it to amplify her lightning, get one good hit in, Hitsugaya would brush it off and ready a counter attack, and she'd seal his bankai.

Also room for some kind of banter with Rangiku, I'm sure. Probably with her calling Rangiku old and starting a whole cliche back and forth over that.

Meninas deserved more love, and screen time, and a real fight to herself. I feel like the best way to really illustrate her schift as The Power would've been to have her, and not the early unrevealed PePe, be the one to fight Jidanbou. Not that the gate guardians even make much sense being involved when the Quincy didn't invade through the four gates, but still... I'd love to see little Mini just arm wrestle Jidanbou and/or the other gigantic gate guardians into submission effortlessly. Have Komamura show up with his bankai as the one thing even bigger than the gate guardians. And then Mini steals it, instead of Bambietta, and gets into a raw strength beatdown with Komamura himself as the biggest of the captains.

I'm still mad she never hulked out properly. We only ever got the one panel of her with a buff arm going after Liltotto when she got lovestruck. Unrelated to this iteration of alternate fights, but it also would've been neat to see her fight Kira; he'd try and utilize his shikai the usual way, but Meninas would just get bulkier the heavier Wabisuke made her to carry the additional weight. And then Kira would end up baffled and terrified in the shadow of a fully hulked out Meninas.

Maybe a little too obvious, but I feel like a proper wushu fight between Sui-Feng and Cang Du was stolen from us. It also would've been a perfect set up for the bankai theft because Sui-Feng could go full assassin but immediately run into the problem that if Cang Du's Iron skin can't be pierced, then she can't leave any marks to hit twice. So obviously that makes her only option the bankai, and he can swipe it from there. I feel like unlike most of the other captains Sui-Feng would get to have a cool moment where she still fights Cang Du to a standstill even without her bankai, but then of course he just sinks back into the shadows at the end of the first raid.

This one feels like a stretch, but for all the weirdness of PePe and the creative choices that went into him, I liked the little bit of his explanation of his powers where it wasn't just a romantic or erotic kind of Love that his power controlled, but that he compared it to the instinctive need to protect an innocent baby. And with Jizo being the patron deity of dead children, it would have been really cool to see him have some thematic play with Mayuri. I know it's not how his powers worked in canon, but I actually would've really liked if his power wasn't as directly focused on himself. So that he could provoke people to act on their strong desires to the detriment of logic, but without a lot of direct control over it. So he'd hit Mayuri, and Mayuri would shrug it off because he doesn't care about anyone and then without warning Nemu would be put in danger in the course of the fight and Mayuri would be compelled to protect her. And he wouldn't know what happened as he threw himself in the way of an attack. Then like everyone else he'd pull bankai and PePe could steal it, so that weird creepy cupid man could have a giant creepy baby. but more importantly Mayuri could quietly and furiously ruminate on his feelings during the interim training arc

I know Mayuri didn't actually lose his bankai with the rest during the first attack in the manga, but it felt like he should have since his was part of that batch of SS arc bankai we saw earliest and got kind of accustomed to throughout the rest of the Arrancar arc. (more so than Sui-Feng's at least) Actually in regards to that same sentiment, I feel like renji should have lost his bankai too, even though his ostensibly posed less of a threat than some of the more well honed captains'. It's a shame that so many of the lieutenants just kinda got lost in the background of this arc. It would've been really cool to see the gotei compensate the loss of their bankai by doing more tagteams and group fights

[1007xf]

Whoah DST OC. Her name is Dr. Wexler (full name Wexler Flavia Ana-Maria, 20 years old, she/her/any pronoun she doesn't care about gender) and she is a doctor. I'm not sure for now what kind of doctor exactly (she is still in "beta") but probably a surgeon. In her quest to find a cure for all imperfections in the human body she decides to listen to some cryptic dreams she had involving the... moon? More rambling below cut.

She was a "gifted kid" so to speak. She has been training to become a doctor ever since she was a child, mostly pushed by her parents, especially her father. She shone as the most intelligent between her other 4 siblings and it sort of gave her a superiority complex. She is indeed smart and a quick learner but she is also pretty immature and has no concept of personal space. She'll ask you a million questions with no filter. She grew up to be a Bastard but a Bastard with ambition and a goal: perfect the human body. Not in an eugenics way but rather in a weird bio-transhumanism/finding the panacea way. She worked day and night but eventually all progress came to a halt and she slipped into despair with each moment that passed. She stopped sleeping to dedicate herself to her work and the sleep deprivation caused her to start hearing weird whispers and seeing bizarre wisps of light vaguely shapes like people in the corners of her vision. It all culminates in her passing out due to exhaustion. Wexler has a dream during this slumber about what she thought was the moon "watching her". When she woke up, a considerable amount of time had passed and on her desk there was a sheet of paper with writing in a language she didn't understand. Since then she dedicated herself to deciphering these texts and she got better and better at it in time. Now she was intentionally depriving herself of sleep in order to pass out again and have the same "moon" dreams, only to wake up to more pages with unknown text she had written presumably while unconscious. But at one point, she got a bit too close. And the next time she woke up, she was in The Constant.

And that's the basic outline of her story for now. Obviously it will be subject to change and tweaks. The real idea behind Wexler is that I think a character that got into The Constant via a deal with Alter rather than with Them/Maxwell is pretty cool.

As for her physical design I think I'll play around with the hair more. I like the idea with the spirals being implemented since they're used in so many of the designs in DST but I'm not sure exactly how. (The white streak is a side effect of using Moon magic btw, she is not getting white hairs naturally at 20 years of age lmao). The outfit I really like. It's simple and it gets the job done. This was drawn in a sorta pseudo DST style. I'm mainly just playing around with ideas here :P

As for how she would integrate in gameplay... definitely some sort of offensive support character centered around giving buffs to your teammates. Though I'd like if she could also use those buffs on herself so she isn't obsolete in solo. I mean she'd be able to craft boostershots, healing salves, honey poultices, whatever the weed healing item was called and telltale hearts straight away that's something I guess lol. There are sketches of how some exclusive items to her would look like up there.

[icharchivist]

Weirdly specifice question: in the context of a normal modern AU where everyone is alive and emotionally stable, which college majors do you think the ffvii cast would take? Just for whoever you can imagine it.

ooooh that's such a cool idea :o

wild how the most unrealistic part of your ask is the "emotionally stable" part, so except for like, if the lack of stability involves "mass murder" (looking at you Sephiroth), i'll still probably be playing with some of the stuff that were influenced by their past in the game.

but that's such a cool idea!!!

i'm mostly doing it with the main cast from the OG + of CC if you don't mind o7

-Cloud: My biggest Modern AU Job for Cloud has always been Mechanic for some reasons? I'm probably just too caught up by how cool he looks on a bike and want to make it his passion more than it is in game, but i think it'd be pretty nice if he was indeed, so i'd see him pursue a diploma in Mechanic Engineery of some type? Otherwise i could see him becoming a programmer or a coder with how much the Remake insists at how good he is at hacking.

-Barret: Mhmm this one is tough. I'd love to see him in Environmental science considering his passions with saving the Earth, but he does tend to get confused a lot when we enter into details in the OG at least (i don't think it happened much in the Remake though?). He'd totally still be a Green Activist Through and Through. Also i could see him having a sidejob working in street works and stuff like that (isn't it his job in AC?)

-Tifa: Oh this one is tough. Tbh i could totally see her pursue Touristic cursus such as translating and history considering she did use to do that before. She would still pursue being a Martial Artist but that'd be more a hobby and downtime thing. As for any diploma to take care of a restaurant or bar, tbh i think she would wing in without even it being something she's pursuing at school. More like a sidegig that ended up taking a lot of her involvement and now she takes care of it but she never studied for it.

-Aerith: Really hard to see her do anything but Florist tbh, but i also don't think she'd pursue studies for that, she's a natural. I could see her be a history buff and looking though ancient civilization studies's diploma, with an interest about history of how the Earth changed and everything, all while she's helping taking care of the uni's gardens and giving a hand at the local Florist shop she may or may not take over one day.

-Nanaki: So huh of course he's a dog/wolf so that's hard to see him as anything else in a Modern AU, but in case you want an AU where his existence is still considered "humanlike" or downright human AU, i'd definitely see him having an astronomy major. Working on the stars, anything like that.

-Reeves: This one's easy just take canon in Engineery, mostly focused on public spaces and everything. Reeves's job remains pretty on point in a modern AU so any studies leading him up to that would work. Otherwise he'd probably also have a sidegig in robotic and technology. Can work on it as a double cursus?

-Vincent: ...... I'm trying to work this list with either passion or work we've seen them do but with that in mind, what the hell would Vincent do. Maybe he could pursue a Science degree like his father because of family pressure? also maybe because that one girl in the science class is pretty cute even though she hangs out with that one jackass? But at the same time everything about Vincent's design scream "Litt major" so....

-Yuffie: If you keep "Modern AU but with all of ffvii's place" and all that, definitely a student in Wutai political and cultural history. (without even having it with the actual political climate of the ffvii world) It *is* her country but i do think she's the type to be digging around in her country in general. Also she's down to fight her professor if they start talking shit and the classes sure have got more entertaining since she's able to just yell "that's propaganda you dipshit" at your teacher. Also she is completely always stealing Zack's meal during lunchbreak everytime so much so Zack is planning ahead and brings two with him. He's resigned.

-Cid: Astrophysics studies. I don't even think i have to explain this one, do i? Though i've always been a sucker for modern Au that also explore him as a mechanic, especially if it's the guy Cloud is learning after. In AU where he still have the same agegap with everyone, i think we can totally picture him still as a washed up Astrophysician who worked for NASA or similar, got desillusioned in some way by the system, and decided instead to retire into a garage and do mechanism works, being instead the very grumpy old man that has the garagehouse next to the uni where Cloud is doing half time jobs at. And once in a while it brings a ragtag group of teenagers coming to invade his house and sofa. Rascals, all of them, he says with a smile.

-Zack: This one is hard. Honestly to me he's always a Major Jock so you know he's in any sports teams who would have him and stuff like that. But as for what to study, i honestly feel like he lacks the patience and concentration to be working on anything that he isn't truly, 100% passionated about, while also being pretty good in some fields like science and stuff which he grasps pretty well, but is a real airhead about it and isn't caring out of passion per se. he's definitely a helper and he's always doing any side jobs he can, or even charity jobs, where it's just about helping people. But i really have a hard time pinning him into an uni cursus per se? Maybe he'd resignedly push through a science cursus with the idea that it opens any doors he wants and he's good at it without really the passion behind it but that's all i can think of.

-Sephiroth: This one is hard with how well. *waves hand* but i could totally see him end up in an Ancient Civilization History Study cursus as well. and he's be opened to the conspiration about aliens. I could see him and Aerith being in the same class at uni and often ending up clashing having debates, but otherwise getting along fine (mostly based on Sephiroth's personality before he snapped into mass murder rage)

Genesis: Litterature student focused on Theater are you kidding me, is that even a question. Also probably doing a double cursus with business major on the side mostly in case he needs to take over his parents's business one day, but he's completely devoted to the Litterature arts. Please save his class he made a 2 hours long presentation on Loveless the otherday ple-

-Angeal: That's tough. It's hard to imagine him doing other stuff than what the game set up for him.... But i could see him taking up litterature to follow Genesis and he says he regrets every moments everytime. He's also in the same sportteams as Zack and Zack sees him as his senpai, and he is on friendly terms with Aerith because they both work on the Uni's gardens together.

-Rufus: Business major, which he doesn't even specifically need since he's going to inherit Daddy's CEO position anytime anyway. There is an unspoken rule on campus to not let Barret and Rufus on the same corridors at the same time because there's been known to have been altercations.

-The Turks: i genuinely can't think of anything individually for them but i could imagine them working in some engineery fields? they're all pretty clever and seems to know their way around mechanisms so i don't see why not.

-Jessie: Theater, of course. She's in Genesis's class and she's suffering.

-Biggs: He's canonically done some teaching so i could see him pursue studies to be an elementary school teacher.

-Wedge: works at the local animal refuge, probably with a vet school on the side in order to help out the best he can.

Anyone else i'm not mentioning (like, mostly, the others directors aside from Reeves) are mostly because it feels straight forward (mostly Engineery with Hojo/Hollander/Lucrecia being instead in science)

But that's about the outlines i'd give out or the general ideas i run with with modern AU when i think about it a little too hard ahah

that was fun! hope you enjoyed it!! :D

Take care :3c