#i think im hiliarious

[yiffblade]

[nobodiesunshine]

help

so the girl i like, aka my bestfriend, and i spent the whole of yesterday just cuddling. for like 6 hours straight. the onky time we weren't was when we were in seperate classes, other than that we were attached at the hip. hand holdinh, hugs, leaning on eachother, we literally did not seperate. she kissed my forehead too help.

and now today she sent me this tiktok, because she thinks this guy is literally the funniest person ever and sends me a lot of his videos, and they are funny but they're very questionable and this one opened with "you are my crush, you make me blush" followed by some not so pleasant words and then immediately after sent me a jimmy fragrance tiktok because she ALSO thinks hes hiliarious.

anyway basically im dying over these mixed signals because she'll do this and then immediately go cuddle her ex who is our mutual friend and im like???

shes bi!! idk if i've mentioned that but she is queer.

on easter this year she sent our other friend a message on discord, talking about me and she said AND I QUOTE "their lips on mine would be a gift from god" WHO THE FUCK SAYS THATSBSJHSHSHSJSNDNJDJDJDJSJJD😭😭

AND THEN AND THWN 30 MINUTES LATET SENT ME A MESSAGE SAYING "i'm in love with you" AND I WAS LIKE OMFG SHE LIKES ME BACK AGAHHSHSHSHSH only to get a follow up message 5 minutes later of "platonically!! lol"

fucking kill me what even the fuck😭😭

and she'll send me tiktoks of like opposite aesthetics because we have very opposite aesthetics and the tags will be #wlw #girlfriends #this is about LESBIANS #sapphic

and im like??????

WHST DO YOJ WNAT FROM ME OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

the mixed messages are KILLING ME

[quixtrix]

going on a date w my lovely girlfriend tomorrow and ive decided it would be hiliarious for me to wear my sans shirt because im nervous heres how i think its gonna go

i’ll update on whether or not it goes well

[the-one-who-isnt-an-anon]

#..just barely realized I read the question wrong#but its funny so im keeping it#tired rbs

no no , this is more important than the candy. that they disagree on their own child's name. that's the most hiliariously awful thing that would definitely cause a divorce if they ever had gotten hitched.

Imagine your parents being such a poor fit that they argued about your name day 1. And then just sniped at each other for mispronouncing your name when they mention you. When you have to introduce yourself, you have to keep in mind which parent is in earshot, and if both of them are nearby, you gotta figure out a third option (unless you're mad at the other parent lol). I'm sure you learned to use a nickname by first grade or so.

When you first said your own name, the parent who thinks you said it "right" will lord that over the other parent for the rest of your lives.

Dear lord what a way to speedrun a bad home life.

By the way, outside of the bit, I swear Ranboo uses both? (readmore for rambling about my own name lol)

My deadname had the exact same issue with the "a" being like the vowel in "cat" vs "cot." Mine was technically like "cat" / "RANboo." When people heard me say my own name, they would go 😱 "oh NO, all along I've been saying it like ['cot' / 'RAHNboo']!"

I would just tell them I thought they were a little posh and British about it, so it made my name sound fancier.

When I switched names, I got "Jordan." Easy to spell. No issues.

You would think.

ask the anons:

Before Ranboo's mom died, they got their parents into a fight over candy. What was their argument about?

Wrong answers only.

[theunacceptablepylades]

sometimes,, you dont get enough sleep, and that allows you to make the posts that need to be made (feat. its reversible bc one is canon and the other is in character)

[butbabeitsnotreal]

Ghosts 2019 vs 2021

I started watching the new 2021 show Ghosts because I like the lead actress Rose McIver and I also just thought the show looked good, and it is good, I’m enjoying it. But I decided to watch the 2019 original version and its hiliarious. I think I’ve laughed harder in the two episodes I’ve watched so far vs the nine episodes I watched of the new one. Its a little creepy and maybe less family friendly in a way compared to the remake. But its so funny. I love the way the main kept ignoring the ghosts and they kept annoying and scaring her. I like that the husband saw the keyboard typing on its own. Im enjoying both shows but if you only know about the new version then this is me telling you the original is worth looking into.

[userholland]

happy (almost) new year. it’s me liz :D

this is a bit sappy but. even though this year was rough for me, i still appreciate the friends / mutuals i made & followers i received over the interweb and how they've dealt with me 🥺 hope everyone has a happy new years and even better 2022 ! screamholland era was wild 😀and just a little fun question to answer: what made your 2021? 🤍

@venomsilk / s 🥜: bitch. i don't know where to start 😭.... you made my year so much by some power bringing us together and i feel like ive known you for more than a few months. ill say it. we are insufferable but in the best way possible toward how we deal with anons and just assholes in general. literally everything in a bestie you need and one of, if not, the best writers ive ever read from. also up and coming gif maker, making the content we all secretly asked for ! you're so strong, hiliarious & a beaut. i just know youre gonna be successful and i just admire and adore you t b h.

to think, it starts with comments on fics then blowing up the chat with spongebob memes and accurate takes on any topic. always on the same page & if were not... i throw a short joke at you. but ive come to be attached to the name lizbon. tbh, i dont think i would have gotten through the last 5 months of this year without you because people just don't know how to act. being able to vent and just laugh was better than worrying about shit that doesn't matter & you've taught me that well. and just fully admitting id let tom [ redacted ]. 😀 cant wait for more of this energy in 2022. always giving you hugs and wishing u the best. so much growth and love to come for us. mwah

@t-lostinworlds / t 🧸 : my girl <3 i feel like we've been friends for the longest time and i don't know how to explain it but you just bring so much comfort and understanding to any conversation we have. you're incredibly sweet and a beam of sunshine in my life as well as others. you're an amazing writer and you're so dedicated to your wips, literally always a chefs kiss to anything you post. i will always be at the front lines of the protect t-lostinworlds squad 🧍🏻‍♀️

@lauras-collection / laura 💃🏻 : have been sending you all my love all year ! your writing always hits a soft spot for me & i cant wait to read your newest one since i still have to see nwh 😭 you truly are one of the kindest ppl ive ever met and our chats always are on point. i hope that you’re doing well and its always nice to hear from you, keep me updated bubs 🥺

@tmholland / okina 🍷: my truly superior simu lover (also asian hottie). i feel like we’ve known each other so long but didn’t truly vibe until now and ive been missing out tbh. you’re one of the funniest people i see on my dash when you post and i better be invited to yours and simu’s wedding when the day comes. literally prettiest girl ive ever seen and proof that asian dont raisin. sending u all my love and have the healthiest and safest new year mwah <3 !!!

@softholand / gi ⛅️ : literally your url, so soft and too pure 🥺 you make me laugh and i know we have each other’s backs. always feel like we’re on the same page as well and i appreciate it sm ! ill always be in your corner like i know you’ll be in mine (’: i hope we get to talk more and im so serious when i say that youre so wholesome and i hope you have an amazing year ahead of you <3  

@honeyspidey / lola 🐝 : sigh. i feel like we didnt talk much but still very much appreciated when i see you on my dash. i adore your writing and hope to see more in the next year. you have such pretty energy and are so wholesome. giving you a big hug and hope you had a wonderful year 🥺

@cindymooons / hope 🌔 : just wanted to give a beloved shoutout to one of the best gif makers out there. appreciate you, and y’all follow her ! and you’re so sweet & amazing and just have contagious energy thats so bright and sweet. and i always appreciate your comments/tags on my fics <3 cant wait to see what you post in the next year ofc 🥰 and hope you are safe and healthy going into 2022 !

and here's to the mutuals who i hope to talk to more this year 🥺🫂: @silkscream @cumholland @celestialholland @heyhihellowhatsup0 @veryholland @vitaminholland @thesunlightofourpast​ @annathesillyfriend​

[killshope]

it still bothers me that it was never acknowledged that rey WORE ben’s old clothes to come see him . i mean honestly , if you think that boy wasn’t raging w/ hormones at sight of his ‘enemy’ in his old padawan clothes , u kidding urself . other things that still bother me , never getting the weird force vision of him and the KOR in the rain standing over rey , hearing sweet heart in the forest or whatever , finn not getting lukes saber , finnpoe not being canon , rosefinn not being canon with almost no explaination at all , the palpatine plotline which could have been excellent if they’d just let rey’s lineage be outside it , her ‘going darkside’ and lightning bolting the ship for no real reason , the KOR getting basically no time on screen , the hiliarious knife thing which is like , oh thank god that partically part didn’t fall off or anything bc that knife map thing would be useless . the fact that no one EXPLICITLY talked about the fact rey fucked up that whole ocean with her emotions  ⸻ that they cut the BUT I DO line because apparently we can have rey solo due to disney being ass holes . and can i just say im still never forgiving them for killing ben and leia , when IT’S EVIDENT LEIA WAS GOING TO ‘SACRIFICE’ HER ENERYG SO BEN COULD LIVE . i mean , truly horrific movie . so sad we didn’t get the third movie in the triology because of budget cuts . so glad it ended at tlj . . . . / sarcasm . / if ben solo doesn’t get the bobafett treatment i will riot in 40 years if im still alive.

[violetnotez]

I saw match ups were up and open so, 17,5’6,female, cancer is my sign, dark brown for hair and eye color, favorite color would be teal, sarcastic,caring, and loyal, i draw and write love to cook and bake as well, im a bit of an extrovert and introvert,i find mirio,deku and bakugo attractive, not sure on which squad id be in, id say it depends on the situation cause no matter what i always find myself between both, favorite pro would be midnight or aizawa, and id probably fight him than and there

*Disclaimer: Matchups closed, just finishing some up!

Deku!

this gif is too cute i cant

He loves your eye color- it reminds him of chocolate

Ahhh he thinks its so cute your favorite color is teal and his hero suit is that color

Will blush about it for some reason

He loves that your so caring and loyal, he finds that very attractive as well as neccessary for a s/o

OMG

PLSSSSS BE SARCASTIC TOWARDS BAKUGO

That will be the most hiliarious shit everrr

He loves your drawings! He cant believe your so talented!

Lowkey loves it when you use him as a model- almost died when you used his hands as a model, and you touched him lightly to get the angle right UGH MIdoriya.exe has stoppped working

Baking with Midoriya is the best- he is just so darn cute in an apron!

He loves it when your being yourself and being goofy and smiling- he finds himself just loving you more

Makes him kinda sad when your introverted, because he wants everyone to see how much of a fun and amazing person you are! 

But also, you seem to kinda snuggle into him more when your nervous and it makes his HEART SQUEEZE SO HARD HE LOVES IT

[yawndaime]

im thinking about when miss alexandria got wine drunk on ig/snapchat/youtube/p-pera?parascope(?) live (one of those idk) while building ikea furniture and how old people thought it was so unprofessional but like in reality that’s exactly how politicians should try and engage with people. politicians should be that transparent with their lives like not that i wanna see hiliary clinton on snap getting a pedicure and talking about politics but that’s literally how politicians should have always been

[hotvampireadjacent]

i was thinking about writing kuru disease for a paper

and im researching it  and there's all this fake news about hiliary having it (it's the disease only cannibals get)

[lets-talk-kpop]

Sooo

Apparently BTS got 10 million sales and Army’s & EXOLS are fucking at each other’s throats on Twitter

[tmntfandom2012]

TMNT EPISODE 23. TOKKA VS. THE WORLD

Note: Semi Rant, mostly review.

To be honest, Im getting so tired of going into the TMNT tags, and all i see is a list of complaints, hardly ever positive feedback. Its sad really. SO IM HERE TO SPREAD POSITIVELY AND TELL PEOPLE WHATS UP!

ANYWAYS! SPOILERS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

I really enjoyed this episode, it was hard for me to love and enjoy when it was in a whole different language. But now that I watched it in english, I adore it. As I usually do!

-RAPHAEL PLAYING WITH DOLLS AND HIS BABY I never knew I needed THAT until now.

-RAPHAEL PLAYING WITH HIS BABY, BABY BROTHER, AND HIS BABY BROTHERS BABY again, I NEEDED THIS SHIT!

-Splinter is legit king in the episode with his slaying self.

-Donnie picking on Casey, beautiful as ALWAYS! I ADORE THESE TWO!

-Explanation of April’s absense. I honestly wasnt expecting one, I just thought it would be glossed over like the other episodes she wasnt in, which I didnt mind. I kinda liked the explanation, once I remembered why she was recovering xD

-DONNIE DOING THE EENY MEENY MINEY MOE THING! THAT WAS WHAT I ALWAYS DID WHEN I WAS LITTLE, OMG. I KNEW HE DID IT, BUT I JUST LOVED HOW ROB DID IT. maybe cause i could understand it.

-Donnie still learning to drive xD

-Raph turning into an over protective turtle daddy to his baby! It was more beautiful in english than Korean.

-Raph giving his baby back to the mama, that now was a beautiful scene. PROPS TO SEAN ASTIN, he is what gives Raph that character we love!

-NOSE NUZZLES AND CHOMPY BURNING HIS DADDYS FACE. hiliarious as shit!

-I loved the fact that they took Chompys size into great consideration!

Thats all my favorite parts! Plus the elevator scene that people hate so much apparently. I adored it.

Mentioning that, I am going to say, this wasnt the first time Raph has hit Mikey, actually its been a while since he’s done that kinda thing and it not being playful. Just saying, ITS NOT A NEW THING. I wish people would stop being so sensitive about that kinda thing. MIKEY WILL LIVE! THAT BABY HAS TAKEN MORE HITS IN HIS LIFETIME, HES OKAY! HE WILL BREATHE ON!!!

x..x the crying about this kinda thing is getting a bit....tiresome.

On a good note! 

The episode was great! I loved it all. 

I think Tokka saw how much Raphael cared, plus her baby was crying for his daddy, so I can see her view on it. She saw how Raphael cared for her baby, and hell she probably thought it’d be dangerous for Chompy to return with her, maybe that was the case? 

Or it could of been that she just needed to know if her baby was still alive. 

OR she could of saw fugitoids ship debris, knew Chompy was on there and got scared like ANY mother would do.

Thats just my ideas on the subject!

If you wanna discuss more, PLEASE feel free to go into my ask and ask away!

CLICK HERE FOR DISCUSSION

Please be respectful, and you will get it back. Talk or ask in a mature way. You start calling names or being rude, you will be deleted and blocked. I do this because I DO NOT TOLERATE HATE OR BULLYING.

I am a very blunt and honest person. I will try to keep my composure as well, if that makes sense. :)

[reticexce]

 yoooooOOOOOOO you all have no idea how grateful i am to reach this milestone. this blog was a reboot of alison, and i was really worried that i wouldn’t be able to play her like before since i was basically starting from scratch again, but i’m really glad to see that she ( and the boys!! ) have been accepted and loved, and i’m so happy i’ve gotten the chance to create meaningful relationships both ic and ooc! 

i’ve never actually done a bias list before despite how many years i’ve been rping on tumblr, but i think it’s about time i make one since i think this blog is one of my best experiences in terms of shipping, friendships, and threading and i really should just make a shoutout to some very special people and say thank you to everyone for sticking with this blog and helping me flesh out my muses!

( MY PINGU CHILDREN )

mostly an inside joke formed in a skype chat ( tbt nerdie wormies lmaoo ) , but there’s a reason why they’re my pingu children and i’m pingu mum!

@kingofevcrything: hoooly shit can you believe we’ve known each other for like four years? practically four years?? since my first year having alison, emile and cedric?? and i’m pretty sure you had a part in me adding nate to the blog too, seeing as how his only ship is your muse lmao. i really can’t say enough about you because i think you’re just so special to me, and i hold you so near and dear to my heart. i can’t express how thrilled and grateful i am to have you still be my friend after all these years. i’ve had rp partners leave and it’s always heartbreaking especially when memorable relationships have been formed. but our friendship has passed the test of time, and i hope, hope, hope with all my might that we’ll stay friends for many more years to come, even if one of us decides to stop rping. i really can’t express how important our friendship is to me, like you really have no idea. my soul weeps for our muses and our threads. i just love you lots and i always wish for good things to happen to you, and i am so glad to be your mum. i am so thankful for our friendship, and i still really can’t believe we have so many fucking aus like holy shit wtf <33

@halsionic: my bby pingu child <3 we also have a shit ton of aus lmao and i also treasure those even if we’ve only touched on them in chat and never in thread. i also can’t express how thankful i am to have met you. pure chance had us meet, and i’m just so happy that you reached out to me. i can’t imagine us still being strangers on the dash, our muses so foreign to each other. like, alien literally coNSUMES both of us now, and it’s just so taboo to imagine otherwise. i love you to bits, especially since you’ve always been so supportive to me no matter what i’m going through. i can always count on you to help me through hard times, even if it’s just a short conversation about what’s bothering me. but i appreciate everything you’ve done for me as a listening ear. and not to mention those shitposts you send to me every day too---our friendship wouldn’t be complete without good ole shitposting and sIN. smooches from pingu mum to pingu child!! i look forward to screaming about our feelings to each other in the future!

( MY SOARING EAGLES )

those whom i also consider dear friends on this site ooc ( but we don’t have a pingu family thing going on haha )

@gloryundimmed: aaaaAAAAAA G R A Y oh my god you’re gonna laugh at me but i was really scared of interacting with you at first. like, i was so happy you liked my starter call?? because that made it super easy for us to interact?? i was really worried that we’d end up being those blogs that follow each other but never interact buT NO WAY WE TOTALLY INTERACT NOW!! and i have so much fun rping with you holy shit i really do. i get real excited whenever you reply or answer my asks ( no matter how long it’s been; you can always take your time! ) because i just adore kai and alison like---i didn’t think their ship would be so wholesome but it totally is. and i love it. i also never thought we’d be such good friends, especially since we haven’t known each other for very long, but i’m super, duper, happy that we are. like our conversations are always so interesting and non stressful, and i’m just really happy that i’ve gotten the opportunity to befriend you and thread with you! also, i think your editing and themes are hella rad. also!! i’m really looking forward to more aus with you in the future if you’re up for it, and also ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) if you’re up for it too with kai and ali ( yes i totally used this as an excuse to put in a lenny face but i also meant what i said lmaoo broADEN MY WRITING HORIZONS ). anyway!! i’m glad to have you as a friend, i love your writing, and i would totally be down for interactions with your others muses too because i think they’re also great! 

@wintercursed​: i absolutely adore alison and hiro’s dynamic, and i guess in a way you could say it’s sort of our dynamic too. not exactly, not perfectly, but i suppose a little piece of ourselves could be seen in our muses. ahh, i wish i could shower you in all the memes and threads you’ve ever wanted, but alas, i’m too distracted and my muses are too fickle for such a thing. but i really do love talking about our muses together and just having fun like that; the brotp between alison and hiro is one of my favorites tbh. i also!! am really flattered you see me as a friend. i’m so glad i get to call you one of mine! i get so happy whenever things go well for you, and i hope things will keep going well for you!! we may have lost touch in the last few months ( year? has it been a year? i hope not ), but i still admire you and your muse as much as i did before. fun fact: i actually followed you even before this blog! but that was before i really got a chance to interact and talk with you haha. anywho, i hope the best for you, and let’s stay in touch! <3

@travaileur / @dulcetxdreams: ro!!! ro, ro, ro, ro!!!! man i can’t even put my finger down on how we met. i guess it started on aito’s blog with the chatzys and then it moved to here when ali and eden were struggling to figure out their feelings? and you were one of their fans haha. that was a very eventful time. and now, look at where our bbies are now! claire and alison have developed their own friendship, and it is literally goals. alison is just so good to claire, and i cry it’s just so cute. our interactions have been limited with both of us being busy bees, and that’s okay! i look forward to seeing ali and claire together no matter what, and i’d love to keep talking about them more whenever you’re free! also, i always appreciate those cat pictures your send me or those bird photos you tag me in. bless, bless, those always make my day. anywho, you’re a sweetie pie and i lov u lots and i’m so happy i got the chance to meet you and have my muse have such a cute friendship with your muse. i can’t wait to see how that will develop!

@textsfromeponinet / @evangrantconrad / @whocaresaboutlonelysouls: i’m fairly certain you followed me from blog to blog! from my old alison blog to this one, i’m so glad that you decided to stick around even through the big switch. i’ve had lots of fun playing all of my muses with you, from your eponine blog and beyond! you helped me flesh out cedric in a way too, giving rise to his pretentious character now thanks to our beauty and the beast au haha. i really have to thank you for that! and now, with emile, we have such a sweet ship, and i’m looking forward to all of the cuteness that awaits! you’re such a good friend to me too, even though i stink at replying to ims, so i’m really thankful you haven’t been deterred from chatting with me. you’ve also given me such nice advice over the years, and i’m very, very thankful for your college advice <3 i hope we can remain friends and have more threads!

@ivorybled / @hyoukan: i think about how we met sometimes and like---it’s such a unique way of meeting?? like our muses both lil shits and therefore would attract each other because they would love doing shitty things together, and that blossomed into one of my favorite brotps. lanzo and aito will always be my shit because they’re just hilarious to me, and add in eden and it’s even more of a mess. but this isn’t a bias list for aito’s blog so i’ll save that fangirling for another time, but !!! i love?? your writing?? so much??? it’s a very unique style and oh my god it’s like fking poetry and i can just indulge in your writing like it’s just so good. and speaking of what’s good, you’re good!!! we haven’t talked much recently, but i’m so flattered to be one of your fave boofs bc you’re one of mine too!!! technically you’re a bird now but that’s even better because you love birds!! i always have such a fun time talking with you on ims even if it’s just a short chat, whether it’s lanzo/aito, lanzo/alison, or eru/alison because the ideas are literally limitless with you. and it’s such a blast to yell at each other about our muses and their relationship; i can feel your passion and that’s just really great okay. i hope we can keep yelling at each other and keep in touch even if we’re both busy bees, and i’m really glad we became friends <3

( MY PRETTY CANARIES )

those whom i’ve interacted with a few times ( whether recently or a long, long time ago ) and would love to stay in touch, get back in touch, get to know better! these people are also those who i see on the dash every day and sort of consider them my friends because of how long you’ve stuck with me, even i we haven’t said much to each other! but i see you liking and reblogging my stuff! hello to you too! 

@cfdualities / @mostpeculiarmademoiselleetmsieur / @chichini / @silent-severity / @shiracpt / @lvmier / @vernxte / @noxuous / @gumihosverdict / @langvor / @tommy-is-the-rudest-bitch / @fornaxa / @manipulationandmemes / @princely-etiquette / @smolhoney / @shite-prosecutor / @amxrtentiia / @overoutrage / @forgottenelysium / @auccntraire / @smolbabysittingangel / @pushingthewinter / @omnecosmos / @neverforgiiven / @psuedogaiety / @likecottxncandy / @lachalaine / @nanpoghan / @bastardiised / @oshunokaminari / @dont-wake-sana / @enthrxlling / @faillte / @haperx / @we-all-burn / @togovernwithdecorum / @chvssbelle / @ffortunato / @minugahanax​ / @risiox / @solepaura

( MY SWEET PARAKEETS )

those whom i haven’t gotten a chance to really interact with yet ( due to busy schedules, lack of a good opportunity, being a new follower, or just me being too shy ) but admire greatly and would love a chance to write with! we may have had a handful of short interactions before, or maybe none at all, but in either case, i’d love to have more!

@stckhlmr / @godstarved / @condicionibus / @hippestbarista / @mulni / @weismanniisms / @contrasting-blood-brothers / @phlegmxtical / @charmingrebel / @cantiio / @fierydog / @perhiemate / @bathed-in-red / @parcelhoarder / @poppicede / @wondcrkid / @bloodyrogues / @cruthaich / @nightmcnsters / @bokctto / @destinsia / @elfen-archer / @pvrehearted / @corvialitis / @sakashiima / @starvd / @itaidoshin / @praeliix / @rosideae / @xnquisitor / @mahounx / @clemenstine / @siderion / @tenxcious / @drugrattes / @prideful-outcasts / @withoutviolence / @preciousyellowidiot / @atelouus / @flowersvein / @merakiis / @bcbybats / @ignirae / @popokki / @lingering-mind / @bitchidivine / @cxriseanglo / @torschlusspcnik / @chirisaku / @eraseourscars / @tillsoil / @bittersilvertruth / @hellhcunded / @hasetsui​

keep in mind none of the names are in any particular order! and ahh and i know i must have forgotten some people because there were just so many blogs to look through, but even if you aren’t on this list, you’re a great writer, very special, and have lots of potential! and i love you and think you’re great! and to those who are on this list, i know i must have sounded really roundabout and probably said the same things over and over again, but really, you guys make coming onto tumblr really fun, and you all are really special people to me. i really appreciate you all for sticking with me after all this time ( and even following me from blog to blog! ) and i just can’t say how much i appreciate your support <333 

also i sort of did have trouble determining if some people were canaries or parakeets but whichever one you are, feel free to hmu for interactions but i love new partners and new ideas and just meeting new people so please reach out if you’d like to! (〃＾▽＾〃)

ps do u guys like the little birbs i added to my promo bc i really do. 

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

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TG: no i rememba TG: i tiznold u a mizzle tinizzles shit sounds like it could be tha best mackin' EVAAAAAR TG: * wherein evars capze' as heck TG: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. bizzle also T-H-to-tha-izzat no matta how off tha hook it might be TG upside yo head: its probly gonna advance all tha schemes of "ha condescension" 

TT: Rizzle. Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. TT: But if we can stizzle ha? 

TG, ya feel me? pizzart of me D-to-tha-izzoesnt evizzle wiznant ta G-to-tha-izzive motherfucka tha satsfactizzle TG: of stizzle up at all TG: like if we dizzle wuolndt thiznat wizzy cracka shizzle jiznust so hiliariously??? TG: so many olols 

TT: I must be H-to-tha-izzard of count'n, coz I'm barely weed-smokin' up a single goddamn o-laugh-out-loud at T-H-to-tha-izzat self-defeat'n gestizzle.

TG yeah yeah baby: no bizzle it would TG: n fo` all we know start'n it up be crack-a-lackin` right 'n wanna be gangsta claws with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back. TG: cizzle be a trap waintin fo` jane tha moment she enters TG: if i stop ha from play'n TG: mizzle i could at lizzy give ha a CHANCE at a future 

TT: Bizzle T-H-to-tha-izzere be no future on Earth fizzy them. TT: Or fo` us, fo` tizzy matta, know what im sayin? 

TG: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. dunno that fo` a fact TG: bizzle anywaaaayyyy TG: i kinda already TG: made dis bogus F-to-tha-izzile fo` ha 

TT: What? Drop it like its hot. Why cuz Im tha Double O G? 

TG: 2 scare tha shit out of ha TG: miznake ha learn ta fear an respect thizzay fuckin hag like shizzle should TG: thizzle miznaybe we can drizzle this whizzay 'n gizzy mizzle sizzy reserection idea all 2 geth TG: sweet tho it may bizzy 

TT: Rizzle. TT fo yo bitch ass: I hizzle yoe nizzle think'n 'bout send'n ha one of yo' batshit ~ATH sizzy. 

TG: on T-H-to-tha-izzas sobject TG: i be miss zuippizzles 

TT: Miss Zuipperpips so show some love, niggaz! TT: Tha amount of senze you havizzle been mak'n be un-fuck'n-real. TT: Drop it like its hot. Just go take a nap. N don't evizzle think 'bout sippin' ha thizzat file. TT: Be you gang bangin'? 

TG: hnnn TG: i will takes what u sizzle TG: undizzle serisous advicement..., TG: *WIZNONK* ~_? 

TT: Jesus. 

TG: dirk TG: Drop it like its hot. when dizzay yizzle stop bein any fizzun 

TT: Whizzle? 

TG: One, two three and to tha four. it uze ta be youd git a kick out off a slunt like thizzat TG: *S-T-U-to-tha-izzunt 

TT wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: Dawg, you K-N-to-tha-izzow I'm dizzle wit insane stunts. TT: Insane stunts be practically all I'm all 'bout. TT: As L-to-tha-izzong as I actually AGREE wit the purpoze they're intended ta sizzle. TT so show some love, niggaz! Pimpin' Jane computa n dissuad'n ha from play'n be not such a purpoze.  

TG n shit: betcha ur responda would agree w me TG: whizzle cant your be mizzore lizzay him 

TT: I be more like him. 

TG: i mean MOAAAR like hizzy 

TT: Yizzy jizzust mispelled "more", crack-a-lackin` me ta suddizzle understand jack everyth'n. 

TG: hes more 'n touch wit his feelins TG: which just makes me L mah FA off sizzince hizzy a bobot TG: *robob TG: **bobob TG dogg: n he can actizzle loosen up somizzles TG droppin hits: kinda like u uze' ta could  

TT: I uze' ta cizzy? 

TG: fo` 1 pimpin' TG yaba daba dizzle: he dizzy insta shootdown a bizzle of frisky rp shizzles now n tizzy ;) 

TT: Y-to-tha-izzeah... TT: I K-to-tha-izzind of wish you W-to-tha-izzouldn't do that with him hittin that booty. 

TG: whizzle tha f nizzot 

TT: It just seems a shawty tawdry n disrizzle. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. TT: And vaguely exploitative of a still-emergent cognitizzle entitizzle, whoze perceptional frame of referizzle be difficizzle fo` us ta comprehend. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. 

TG: oh come on TG keep'n it real yo: hes coo' a homey just liek you its just he lives 'n sizzle shadizzles 

TT: It rubs me tha wrong wizzay, be all so jus' chill. 

TG: ohhhh TG: Bounce wit me. do uuuuuu... Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. TG: WANT me 2 riznub yizzy thizzle riznight way ;D 

TT and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: Niznot R-E-A-Double-Lizzy. 

TG: zzz muh TG so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: yizzle ova blowin dis TG bitch ass nigga: its jizzay an ironic funnizzle th'n we do some times TG: Holla! cizzle on im sure you rizzead tha transcripts ursizzle TG: its all alot of jokizzle buiishit 

TT: He blizzay me from bein able ta read transcripts sometimes.

TG: oh TG: wow he does? TG: sneaky bizzle 

TT: And anywizzle, I'm reallizzle nizzay sure hiznow irizzle it be. Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. 

TG in tha dogg pound: ok N-to-tha-izzext tizzle i will run it by tha MASTAR first TG: wit his fancy fuckizzle ironimeta 

TT: Ok, here tha crack-a-lackin` wit tha AR, since you still don't seem ta get it aww nah. TT: He vizzle similar ta me 'n thought process n behavior, yes. TT: Bizzut thoze pattizzles were imported from a thizzle year old versizzle of mah pizzy, n then sizzle into thizzle program as start'n nigga. TT: 'n tha yizzears since, we've both evolved somewhat. I, as humans tend ta, n he, in whateva wizzay be natizzle fo` a frequently straight trippin', self-aware application. Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. TT: So if there be differences bizzle us, thizzle first reflectizzle by whizzle I feel be a maturity gap, n tizzy rappa by several years of minor behavioral divergences. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. 

TG: omg... TG: hes 13yo dizzirk TG: Boo-Yaa! why did tizzy not occizzle ta me thizzay be so skanky TG: n mizzles me feel K-to-tha-izzinda skeevizzle 4 sayin anything lascivious @ him TG: dammizzle you rizzuin everyth'n! 

TT: Yoe welcome droppin hits. TT: Yo, you gizzuys realize I cizzy hear yizzle, R-to-tha-izzight droppin hits? 

TG: pfffffhahizzle 

TT: Yizzes, I wizzay awizzle fo gettin yo pimp on. TT cuz this is how we do it: Cizzy out all these complicated fuck'n problizzles thugz have when T-H-to-tha-izzey hizzay ta lizzle in bizzle lumbering fleshmonsters instead of a sweet pizzle of shades. TT: Dizzle, d-ya tizzy you cizzle sit dis one out fo` a while? Dis conversation practically doesn't even concern yizzay at dis point now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. TT: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. It seems there is some gnarly crizzle bitch that represents tha percentizzle of probability you just said this doesn't concern me. TT: Even though it patently obvious that half tha convizzle, lizzay, wizzay totally concizzles me. TT: Chill as I take you on a trip. Shit, Roxizzle liznook paper'd up. He's do'n tha th'n where he ironically pretizzles ta fail tha Tur'n test ta sass me into submission. TT: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Even though I was tha one whizzle perpetratin' programmed him to do that. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. 

TG upside yo head: ell TG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. emm TG: eff TG: ayy TG paper'd up: OFF~~!~ TG: like mah butt be juts thizzay on tha fizzy TG: be how hard i elled it off just now 

TT: (Nizzle peekin' at tha flizzoor butt cauze I'm onlizzle 13 years old, motherfucka.) 

TT: Dis be fuckin' dumb and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. TT: I'm go'n ta leave both of you ta interact howizzle yizzay want fo' sho'. I have impizzle shizzle ta deal wit n actual responsibilities ta takes seriously. TT: Roxizzle, go nap off yo' drizzay, or aggressively wage anotha chillin' campaign, whateva, I diznon't cizzle. TT: J-to-tha-izzust dizzay sizzle that fiznile ta Jane, ok? 

timaeustestify [TT] ceaze' crack-a-lackin` tipsyGnostalgic [TG]

> Dirk: Takes actual responsibilities seriously.

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that thing with her fingers?

talkin' 'bout jack's dick.