#i think im bi 😓

[assmaster-8000]

jade and floyd gender bends who have mullets?? fucking rad. stop drawing those girls skinny tho. jade and floyd quite literally act as azul's bouncers or bodyguards. they'd both have quite the muscle on them. fem floyd would still have more musculature than fem jade. doesn't mean fem jade isn't as capable as og jade or is substantially less physically powerful as both floyds

[veevei]

ABOUT ME

little ol me??☺️

hi…

i’m vee 😓…

used to be @/notveevee

isfp

she they

i like mitski.. tv girl.. and lamp

mitski #1 tho

🇻🇳🇺🇸

why are the emojis so big

i have bad grammar

my fav anime is mp100 🙏

best show ever

im bi i think

my fav characters r miwa and mechamaru

they should’ve gotten their happy ending

my fav characters all time are hitori and ryo from bocchi the rock, miwa, mob from mp100, rei from nge, and mai from nichijou

definitely a theme going there…

pls ask me to be moots… 😕

^im too scared to ask u so.

ok that’s it

bye

MASTERLIST

[vegafan69]

i mean this in the politest way possible, it’s genuine curiosity: i’m a bit confused about you using the lesbian label but mostly talking about your attraction to men? at least i’m assuming you’re actually attracted to said men and this isn’t a bit you’re doing. is it that you’re using lesbian as a more overarching label and less strictly, like how i as a (ostensibly) bi/queer man call myself gay sometimes, as less of a strict label and more as an adjective?

further question, why would a lesbian (not you, necessarily, i’ve seen other people do this) be a huge fan of incredibly male-centric romance media? from what i understand, the point of romance media is that a person gets some kind of gratification out of it: they want to date one of the characters and they project onto the other character (i am fine with this being the case, i think it’s just how the genre works), but this model doesn’t work when i see lesbians being really into media about gay men (this isn’t necessarily about redacted, this is a more general thing). i guess i don’t understand what they would get out of it, if that makes sense. like when straight women are into gay male ships it’s the same thing as straight men fetishizing lesbians, but i don’t see the transfer with lesbians being really into men. i literally asked my sister this (she is also a lesbian) and i didn’t understand her answer.

again, all of these questions are meant politely and out of sociological curiosity! you don’t have to answer any of this if you’re not comfortable.

The whole time I’m in class i’ve been wondering how i can answer this LMAOO 😭 bro’s channelling his inner Damien frfr

uhm okay imma be real i have no idea how to answer your question so i will be honest the best i can 😓🙏

the simplest answer i can give you is: fictional men. not real. no proper attraction to them. the idea of them is attractive - but not realistically.

also just to clarify - i see lesbian as a proper label and identity, not an adjective. i’m not attracted to men in any way, or at least not anymore (still trying to figure this out) uhm idk about the lesbians liking media with gay men cause im not interested in bl or yaoi or any mlm romance but my best guess is that they’re just interested in queer media 🤷‍♀️

what did your sister say tho i’m kinda curious /lh

i personally separate fictional and real attractions completely 🤷‍♀️ i identified as bi until end of may this year, and have been listening to redacted since last year. i still like vega a whole lot tho idk what that means 😗

[tableintheteacherslounge]

Abbott Elementary S03E08 thoughts

Melissa schemmenti angry slut

THIS COLD OPEN I WAS CRYINGGGG

Barb’s protective goggles

“We gonna be down about $700

The squeeze my cheeks kid

Every one getting hit in the damn face

Ava pushing gregory

Greg vs tariq 🥵

Barb shooting in the wrong basket then saying “i’m carrying this team”

Gregory flipping the table

Just PERFECTION

“Why dont u look better” ava really says what i wanna say to people

What IS up with melissa to be snappy, always on her phone, hookups, staying out late

Heyyy manny 🤭 he’s foine I’m SORRY

But if Janine’s meant to be in once a week whys she not seen her abbott friends - not her and jacob not seeing each other 😓

“Girl was there a fire?” See this delivery is why slr has an emmy

Ok I KNEW melissa would hookup with burt hummel. I cant deny the chemistry and at least he’s a better actor than g*ry, but lets keep it casual yeah?

RICHARD TYLER WILLIAMS 💀

The delivery on “interesting 😀”

Tariq hosting the panel?!? I love that for us

Badass janine get it girl! She is ON IT

Not ava and crystal speaking over each other 😭

“I don’t think this is on 🎤 “ “IT IS” ijbol 💀😭

Barb is stroppy and sad ☹️ but why wouldn’t melissa trust her! I get it! But also it’s casual so maybe I get not saying anything too! But barb is so sad (jealous) that melissa didn’t tell her (jealous)

CASUAL GHOST

No bc whys that ur face after ur friend tells u its just sex BARB? I get being upset at not being told but why are u upset its just sex … unless… jealousy

Why arent they clapping abbott 🙁

Why is tariq scoring 😭😭

“Give it some razzle For the love of god gregory give it some dazzle”

Janine just caring about the gossip she’s me

Friend of over 15 years!!! I appreciate the work wives lore but that is literally inaccurate I’m sorry

“Since your lips already touched” GASP (also br*no could never deliver a line like that I’m just saying)

The workwives having a marital spat while ppl are just trying to get their certifications

Is it different? Mmm lowkey bc melissa should know what’s going on in her house but also she can acknowledge that actually barb was validly upset but we know Melissa is stubborn sooo

On her roof? Ew! I dont need to know honestly

Janine not reading Jacob’s text 😖

MANNY CALLING JANINE BIG TEAGUES TEEHEEE 🤭 KICKING FEET TWIRLING HAIR

Gregory sit down 😭 honestly that speech alone could give tyler an emmy nom

MR BOHNSON FROM BABBOTT BELEMENTARY HELP

“You talked to me about gary” aww 🥺☹️

“Because that was a real relationship that YOU approved of” ok poignant emphasis on you - Barbara’s opinion is so important to her 🥺 that’s her number 1

“Awwwmygod congrats” “thank you baby”

Melissa’s true apology 🥺

MELISSA DRAGGING BARB CLOSER TO HER EVEN THO BARB WAS STILL MAD i feel like that was lisa and sheryl

“Look how coy this boy is” jacob always gets great ppl as love interests bc first zach and now i love this guy too “i even showed captain robinson” aw 🙁

Janine aced it! Quintas physical comedy is soo good

Wait is mr j wearing a jacket over his uniform 😭

Cancelling on the fireman for barb 🥺

I fear burt hummel doesn’t want it as casual as mel

“Ok did he just make me fall in love with him” 😭

BI AVA BI AVA!! Wbk but BI AVA (but yk im a hardcore barlissa truther so shipping them w ava makes me gag)

MR JOHNSON PANEL beep beep beep that to my face!!!

Wish they ended on barlissa at the bar tho :(

Ok overall I honestly didnt love that ep at first

And the big reason is i didnt think the panel needed so much and i wanted barlissa to have more

Their conflict didn’t feel as real and earnest as other examples

It got wrapped up surprisingly quickly - they fell out more over safety scissors and ‘yous’

And I’d’ve liked them to share a vulnerable moment away fro everyone else.

It just felt eh

Also being away from school felt weird too

Based on teaser clips i thought it could be a lisa emmy consideration ep but no - could be for tyler though

Barbara’s jealousy is v v interesting tho 👀

After a few days I like it more

I still feel a bit confused tho

OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MENTION KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY HELLO??!?? What a guest actor to get oh my god

[samarecharm]

Bouncing off my bi ryuji awakening post, im gonna add these tags from it: (separated to make it easier to read)

[#anyway. akira is the guy ever. and ryuji is exploding#‘i have died. badly’#i like thinking of akira like this; hes ryujis first exposure to nb ppl and gnc adjacent stuff#even if akira is p masc by most standards hes still got a bit of. aloofness. about his gender stuffs#ryuji is just really into the way akira carries himself#and it takes him a while to go oh. oh i think its cause i like this dude#um.#😳.

#also i wanted to clarify#but ryujis mom just doesnt know Who akira is in that picture#and in my head hes like. looking down at mona and petting him (while sitting)#(AND hes with ann and theyre both kind of a distance away from the camera)#so at a quick glance; hes just Some Girl#and even though shes wrong; it kicks off the mental chaos olympics in ryujis head#‘what hes not a girl’ to ‘where would she even get that from’ to ‘well akira said himself he didnt rlly care what ppl thought about it’#to ‘well. where DID she get that from?’ to lookin at what his homie does a little closer to ‘aw fuck. man.’#but i love that for him

#ALSO. RYU/GORO IN TAGS…..#but ryuji going oh my GOD oh my godddd 😨😓😓😓 when something clicks in his head about goro#his voice is so practiced and naturally softspoken and his public facing persona is very demure#and once he gets past the initial anger over goro being a pompous prick who shittalks about the thieves. hes like. god fucking dammit.#There Is A Pattern and A Type He Has and Its Killing Him To Realize it.#hes literally sitting in his room w his head in his hands]

Ryuji definitely finds Conventionally Attractive Girls pretty, but he realizes around postgame that he genuinely formed crushes on THREE people; Akira, Makoto, and Goro. And all three of them are people who carry themselves as a bit Soft and Delicate (akira and makoto w their personality and mannerisms, goro w his appearance) while also being deceptively strong. Yusuke WOULD fit into this but hes only strong in the metaverse. Also if u tried to argue that he still finds yusuke pretty, Ryuji would just say ‘yeah duh? Of course???’ and would not elaborate further.

I just think. Its cute 👉🏾👈🏾 Ryuji loves someone whos pretty and capable of knocking him flat on his ass lmao He LOVES a challenge and he likes that they can all challenge him in different ways.

Akira is way stronger than he looks; hes very toned and he used to be quite active before being shipped off to tokyo. And after fighting in the metaverse, hes gotten way better at using an enemies mass and momentum against them. Yeah he can properly knock someone down, but its way easier to let Ryuji charge him and use that momentum to sweep and pin. Which Ryuji remembers vividly for Weeks. Akira is not allowed to spar w him and Makoto for awhile after that.

Makoto is just strong as hell. But shes very defensive, and extremely patient. ‘Ill wait and see before I decide What to do’. Shes got good reaction timing and its hard to catch her offguard. Its very difficult to disorient her so oftentimes, his spars w her are more about endurance. And if he ASKS her to do so, she’ll actually fight him back. He never wins 😭 but she is very patient w him and she doesnt treat him like an idiot. She likes to give him tips and redirect his strengths to make up for his weaknesses and it makes him a bit warm in this chest

Spars w Goro are just fun. Theyre fun! Goro is way more aggressive and reckless than Makoto and Akira. He is looking for openings near constantly and Ryuji has to either keep up or tank hits. Its very. Engaging. For him. Sometimes he loses and Goro is giving him a look so smug, Ryuji wishes he could kick him in his fucking teeth (something he clearly couldnt do bc hes already been knocked flat on his ass). And sometimes he wins, and hes so shocked and HAPPY about it; he doesnt miss the way Goro looks away from him pouting like a brat (‘no fucking way are u POUTING man, what a sore loser 😭’). Goro and his uptight personality is thrown out the window completely and its so fun and refreshing to see. Hes tall and imposing w broad shoulders and toned arms and if Ryuji is staring, he finds himself immediately distracted when Goros cheerful, softspoken voice asks if hes willing to go another round.

I love it 👉🏾👈🏾 Ryujis got a complicated relationship w violence but it helps to have people he trusts engage with it in a way that doesnt make him feel like some brute. Theyre all kind of itching to beat the shit out of things for multiple reasons, but instead of taking that out on each other, they spend time training one another so that they can beat the shit out of OTHER things better. Its an efficient system 😊

[catbulgarr]

HELLO!!!

im sorta new so, i thought i should make an introduction as my first post!!

im sam, but i also go by nami. she/her r my prounouns!! pls do not use any other.. 😅 im 13 so pls dni if ur ovr 18.. ☹️ im ENFP and im a traditional artist!! So to be quicker with all of this stuffff.. :

I will be posting about going from trad to digital! im not the beat at it so i decided tumblr would be the best app to post my progress to!! I have drawen in digital in the past so im quite normal? i can say perchance.

I take requests, but i have to say im only in enies lobby, to be specific i just started it! So please no spoilers. I also know quite a lot of characters from other arcs!!

Ships reqs are accepted, but i quite dislike zosan, shank x buggy, n some more. . . 😓 Im a big shipper of sanuso and sazolaw!! I love rarepairs <33

im only glad to be finding friends so do not be afraid to ask to be friends :))

THE ANIMES I'VE WATCHED!!

Jjk (JUJUTSU KAISEN)

OP (One piece but im still watching it but i guess i can count it in..)

KNY (Kimetsu No Yaiba Demon Slayer)

Horimiya (Still watching!)

more about mee..!!

I have anger issues, which means i actually have a hard time controlling my anger. . . if im not wrong thats what it means! i overthink a lot, so im actually just scared to sound annoying or disturb. im not an interesting person since i can only draw and rot in my bed! 🙁🙁 i actually have quite the bad memory. And im also poly, aroace, bi!! so yh i think i told everything!! um no i didnt but i actually dont even wanna remember what i wanted to type in..

My kins!!

Nami (OP)

Luffy(OP)

Robin(OP)

Inosuke(KNY)

Mitsuri(KNY)

Sanemi(KNY)

Ozawa Yuko (JJK ik she doesnt have a lot of screentime but i do have some things in common with her..)

also im gonna be posting every art i have for fun so please let me just have fun with learning <33 Thats all!! byee!!

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

bored as hell and saw your ships were still open 😋

in terms of physical looks, i’m an average height, average looking girl. i’ve got really nice hair that curls nicely with a lot of colors in it, and cool eyes that are tough to look at since they’re always behind glasses, but that’s about it in terms of distinguishing features 😓 i try hard with my outfits, though i’m bad at looking explicitly feminine—think downtown aesthetic!

personality-wise, i think i’m different with everyone. i have a good amount of friends, and i think im pretty outwardly boring and generally nice to most people. once you get to know me, i have a lot less self-control, and i say basically whatever comes to mind. basically, i'm awkward in a quiet way in big groups and awkward in a loud way one-on-one.

i have a very potent idea of myself, and have a pretty strong identity, but when other people come into play it’s like all of that falls apart. at my core, i’m a very loving person and fundamentally a good friend, but i think it’s hard to get to that since i’m so hard to talk to.

in terms of personal likes, i’m bi. i’ve had a very personal attachment to johnny cade for about three years now, but it’s up to you to interpret that as a ‘ship’ 🫡

sorry for the long message, and have fun with it if you end up picking this one up.

Your Outsiders Ship: Angela Shepard!

(That’s rare so be proud)

Explanation: starting off looks despite you thinking that your average looking I think she would find you absolutely beautiful and love your curls. She’s not super feminine herself, but can be very feminine and I think that she would definitely appreciate and understand. You not always being super feminine and find your downtown girl aesthetic very pleasing to her and you guys would just be such a power couple honestly because Angela is such a kick ass like I don’t care I think she’s one of the best and most underrated outsiders characters of all because she’s such a fucking badass I swear Like she could beat Dally up I’m saying that she could beat him up. Anyways, she would just find your style super kick ass and definitely brag about you to her brothers about how she has superior taste to them and show you off. Personality wise I think that you guys would get along great. I think she’s kind of a harder person to attain as well because I feel like a lot of people just sign her off as you know what a lowlife and the slut and things like that and she’s constantly used to being stereotyped by guys as a certain way. She really admires the fact that you’re so certain and your identity and so sure of yourself and I think she hates it whenever you lose that kind of assurance to other people and I think she really likes it the best whenever you are truly yourself and not masking up for other people and I think whenever you do do that, she’s extremely proud of you. she’s also sees. He was a very kind and loving person which she’s really glad because she’s been treated really shitty by a lot of the guys that she’s dated in the past because they again assume certain things about her just because she’s a shepherd and because she dressed talks act a certain way and honestly you’re just such a breath of fresh air and you guys just are so good for each other. I see you guys as a really uplifting couple constantly complementing each other and just really getting along great you guys could talk in a room for hours and just be never ending. I just love you guys so much. I ship it so hard man.

[butchviking]

i have no weird comments to make but all i know is ur not alone. i joined a group chat of local women bc i lost touch with my friends when i moved cities a couple of months ago and all. they talk about. is men. all of their boyfriends and their celebrity crushes and the men they think are the ugliest people alive look the same to me. how do you even engage with that as a lesbian? i'd hate to sound negative, and steering the conversation away from men doesn't work, so i just don't contribute anymore. even when you talk about women, straights will humour you for a little bit but you can tell they think it's kind of gross. then there's the classic straight woman "do you fancy me?" paradox and if you say no, they're insulted, and if you were ever to say yes, they'd be disgusted. it's incredibly isolating! tl;dr i feel you and we should make a better gc

so sorry my love i forgot 2 reply 2 this until i got another ask notif just now 😓 but yeah i feel u 100%.. i hang out with straight women they comment on dudes around us. we discuss movies they tell me how good so-and-so looked. they show me their boyfriends or guys they're seeing and im like 'yeah that sure is um. some guy.' and i dont think most of them would mind if i were joining in in my own way by commenting on women but i don't tend to do that anyway bc i still feel like a creep and a misogynist if i so much as look at an attractive woman, let alone comment on her appearance to strangers. funnily enough all i fucking talk about is men anyway but no-one in the regular everyday world wants to talk about THOSE men �� nd with people who DO want to talk bout those men often its 'i need gerards ankles on my shoulders NOW i ahve got to get her pregnant' like um ok. i think he looks like a little cherub or perhaps a small kernel of corn so i think we are on different wavelengths here. perhaps i do not belong in this conversation. i just want 2 b part of the fun :(

i hope u find local lesbians & perhaps bi women 2 make friends with and start a new local gc. gc for groupchat and for girls club. no boy talk allowed 🚫🙅‍♂️🚫

[linozlvr]

INTRO 2 ME…🗯️

— abt me…

my name is ian and i use he/him pronouns >_< [masc terms only pleasee !!]

i am bi (gay questioning) and trans !!

im a pisces !

i write mainly fluff + smut,, i will always take requests [mxm only] 🗣️

i do regress sometimes due to trauma do when I do please be patient with me :0!

— request rules…

what i will do

fluff

smut

mxm [fxf if requested]

angst

suggestive themes

what i won’t do

noncon or other things like that

write ffs abt minors (they are kids bro 😨)

mxf (i js dont like writing straight romance 😓)

+ other stuff i cant think of rn 😞

— notes…🗯️

i only write kpop & ocxreader !!

i don’t believe that the idols i write abt actually act how they do in my fanfics

i am mlm so i mainly write mxm stories (or gnxm ) !! but i will write fxf only if someone requests it >_< 💗!

it also takes me some time to finish a ff with school so please be patient 🫶

[jadelemonadee]

5 7 8 12 13 17 21 22 23 26 28 29

5 - ooouuhhhh idk…..,,,,

7 - not really 😓 hashtag jade is a whitegirl

8 - probably tame impala because my dad used to (still does) play his songs in the car when i was younger and i would EAT THEM UPPP i still love his music tbh

12 - CAT!!!!!!!! I’ve never had a dog before so I’m kind of biased but I have two cats rn (love those gals) and we used to have a cat when we lived in atlanta (she died in 2020 like…,.a few days before we moved)

13 - depends on how the weather is but usually inside because it’s so fucking hot down here in florida 😭

17 - uhhh if you’re one of my irl friends then yes 😇😇😇

21 - idk tbh 🤔

22 - drawing, talking to friends, schoolwork, can i add thinking about thayne, listening to music???

23 - if we’re talking about cousins and grandparents and stuff then i love visiting them because they’re all around 30 minutes away from me since we all live in florida 😇

26 - im girlflux!!!!! ���😛😛 but idk if im bi or straight you guys 😓😓

28 - honestly it’s pretty easy to but it’ll take quite a bit to actually get me to do something about it besides a telling my friends about it / vagueposting

29 - against the kitchen floor by will wood, nothings’s new by rio romeo and why wont they talk to me? by tame impala 😛😛(all for the same reason too)

[sehodreamsthoughts]

awww.. ur so in love with fem!wonbin omg🤭🤭

okay good as long as im not bothering u then i’ll continue to send messages and although i love reading ur responses and am sometimes literally just refreshing tumblr for them😓😓😓 take ur time and please no pressure for anything !!!!💕

do u wanna talk more about ur gf? honestly think fem!riize as a whole would go kinda crazy.. in a good way

- 🥟 anon

I ALSO REFRESH MY NOTIFICATIONS TO SEE IF YOU'VE SENT SOMETHING 😭🩷 love you love you

Oh yeah, I'm in love with my girlfriend, she's my precious person 💖 but in general, I LOVE FEM!RIIZE, I'm honestly so happy that I can find more fics of fem!riize in AO3, I don't know what would be of me without them, they're sometimes nasty af, but there's always this little gram of love I can't help but adore and I personally love them all with each other but if I had to choose pairs it would be Eunseok and his two girlfriends Sungchan and Anton, Hani with Sohee and Shotaro with Wonbin, i read a fic with this couples that's been engrained to my head and I'm DYING to write an Eunseok being pampered by his two girlfriends (they're all girlfriends but I believe Eunseok is the one being strapped by these two) and I want to write a lot of fem!riize x reader too because HAVE YOU SEEN THEM??? THEY'RE SO LOVING AND ADORING AND Let's be for real, love between girls it's not like heterosexual love, of course there are break ups and cheating and everything that's normal in relationships but there's just something about reading about love between people from the same sex or that aren't cis heterosexual people that feels different, I think it's obvious from the fact that I'm a big bi bookworm and old k-pop fan that anyone can see that I've read all kind of stories but lgbtq+ fiction has always felt special to me 😭

I'd die for someone else to write a fem!riize x reader too meanwhile because my block hasn't let me write anything and I really want there to be more stories of them 😭

I think there could be so many things to write about them, just yesterday I read a story about Anton being in love with Shotaro and wishing that she had a penis just to be more connected to her and I thought IT WAS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER 😭😭😭

If you notice, of course sex and wishing to procreate with your so is something completely normal in couples but to wish you had a penis just to have an extra connection to the girl you love??? 😭 THIS CAN'T BE REAL I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[harryfeatgaga]

Okay so.....I will try to keep it short and simple but no promises 💀 so I work with this couple. And they are ok for the most part (although they do be getting on my nerves quite frequently at work but whatever). But they are always a little too open about their personal lives. Like last year I went to the wife’s b-day party and she got so drunk she started getting all emotional and crying and she spilled all of this info about how they both used to be meth addicts and that the husband was abusive and shit back then 😭😭 they are also very open about how they are bi and polyamorous. Now I am bisexual myself (although I don’t really talk about that shit at work cause I just don’t consider myself that close to my coworkers 😭) and I don’t judge but myself???? Personally????? I just couldn’t be in a poly relationship/throuple. I’m way too jealous of a person honestly.

Anyway, Sunday after work my cousin (who also works at the same place) stopped me and we talked for a bit and she told me someone had a crush on me. Now tbh I kinda already knew this, but it was so much worse hearing it (his random jokes and comments are sometimes too flirty but I usually brushed it off). But she told me the husband has a crush on me............😭🤢🤮 LIKE..........I LIKE TALKING TO THE GUY SOMETIMES BUT I DO NOTTTTT LIKE HIM LIKE THAT AT ALL 😭😭😭 PLUS HE’S LIKE 15 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND HAS KIDS SO LIKE?????? NO??????????? I REALLY JUST AINT INTO THE GUY LIKE THAT OK PLUS IF IM BEING HONEST HES NOT THAT GOOD LOOKING AND THERE HAVE BEEN A COUPLE OF TIMES WHERE HES GOTTEN TOO CLOSE TO TALK TO ME AND IVE NOTICED THAT HIS BREATH STINKS SO 😭😬💀

Now the wife has never said anything flirty to me or ever given any indication that she likes me like that. And from the way my cousin was talking to me, she ain’t interested in me like that (thank god). Like, we’re coworkers and that’s fucking weird plus again, for me I just can’t do a whole throuple thing or whatever and I have ZERO attraction to the guy 😭💀 and idk it’s just been awkward seeing him at work the last couple of days now but what’s REALLY been bothering me is that he’s basically trying to invite himself along AS MY DAMN DATE to this event that I want to go to with JUST my family and friends. I think he found out about it bc I was (stupidly) talking about it with another coworker who wants to go (not with me though). Idk.......I’m just thinking I should have fucking quit this damn job a long time ago tbh 💀 but I guess the advice I want is HOW TF DO I DEAL WITH THIS?????!?!?!!?!!!!! Like........I want to make it clear in a polite but VERY FIRM way that I am Not Interested™ in him that way 😭 but I’m seriously not a confrontational person.......I don’t want to go to HR cause I’m not trying to make this a whole thing nor do I want anybody to find out it was me who reported this.....I can’t fucking lie and say I already have a significant other bc MY STUPID ASS ALREADY TOLD ANOTHER COWORKER WHO ASKED ME IF I WAS DATING ANYONE THAT I WAS SINGLE........IN FRONT OF HIM!!!!!!! UGGGGHHHH IDK PAIGE I HATE MEN AND I WANNA K*S RN 😭😭😭😓😓😓

Anonymous asked: Me: “I’ll keep it short and simple”

Also me: *sends you a whole ass book*

😭😭😭 IM SO SORRY BUT IM STRESSING HERE A LITTLE BIT 😭😭

OH. MANSDJCNBFHJV I would just straight up ignore them tbh they are just random co workers you dont owe them anything and who cares if you said your single if he or the wife are weird and ask about it just say you have a bf/gf or whatever there not gonna know either way! and just avoid them at all costs as much you can! good luck bestie! I work with a lot of weirdos too I seem to attract them you just gotta void and be stand offish if you have to!

[post-futurism]

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[cartmankisser]

hihi!! can i have a sp matchup? :D my name is aydan im like 5'4 i really love musicals and taylor swift. I have ADHD and im bi, i have naturally curly brown hair. OH and i also love love love to act and sing :) have a great day!

IM SO SORRY THIS ONE WAS IN MY INBOX THE LONGEST

i’m taking this as a chance to finally write for the girls 😎

i match you with wendy! she’s been the lead in a few musicals in the show, so i think she would for sure be into musicals. even if you don’t like acting and just want to watch, it makes her so happy that you can watch her act on stage.

i think she loves taylor too. like it’s just a feeling. she likes the pop ones she made that got popular 2014-2018, but she really adores her newer, and a bit sadder music. her favorite would probably be august or no body, no crime. (and i’m totally not projecting 😓)

[kinktae]

i guess my biggest secret is being bi 😭 fucking lame like my friends know and that’s it. sometimes i forget that i’m not straight cause i never leave my house and i’ve never like flirted with ANYONE or anything like that (i’m 19 so that’s pretty sad actually) and then like i will be like hugging my mom or something and my brain will go “if you come out to her she’ll never hug you like this again” and fuuuuuuck not to mention the catholic guilt and shit 🥲 and so the only people i can be like casual about liking girls with is my two close friends but then there was this one time where i was with one of them at her house to watch a bts concert (because every time they have one we watch it together with her cousin) but this specific time she invited a different cousin she has as well whose a little younger, and it was like all fine but you know that part in concerts when bts leaves to change into like their merch cause the concert is almost over and so the camera just shows the audience and stuff. well that happened and they showed some fans that had a mexican flag and a pride flag or something like that and so my friend goes “oh look your people” which under normal circumstances would’ve been kind of funny and i would’ve laughed (im mexican btw not sure if that was implied) but that was the first time id met her little cousin, i didn’t know her at all and had no idea how she feels about the lgbt or anything so i just automatically felt my heart fall out of my ass 😫😫and pictured myself getting kicked out of my house 🤧🥴 and i always feel so stupid and dramatic thinking about it cause like obviously my friend meant nothing by it and then it took me WEEKS to come up with enough courage to tell my friend if she could like…not do that again and she was so nice about it and apologized. but i STILL THINK ABOUT IT like i guess that moment reminds me that i’m actually so scared and i feel like i’m just not the type of person that’s allowed to like girls (which sounds dumb i know) but idk anyway this is so long i’m sorry 😓😓

awe :((( this actually made me so sad. I’m sorry ur friend outted you, even if her intentions weren’t malicious :(( yeah I don’t think straight ppl fully comprehend what it’s like to come out like when my best friends came out to me back in high school it was like a “oh! Okie thank u for telling me” moment for me but for them I’m sure they were shitting fucking bricks like I know now after having more in-depth discussions that there was fear and trauma that they’ve gone through growing up so it’s really put into perspective what a big moment that was for them and that they thought I was a safe person to come out to is actually really special and not something u take lightly.

Anyway mama just remember there’s no rush when it comes to relationships! I’m 23 and never had a boyfriend (tbh I still do not want one I very much still content w kissing strangers ehe)

[cigarettesandcommunism]

Ugh I can't stop thinking about her wtf did she do to me

Whenever I do I get all these dumb butterflies and get all warm and sometimes nervous 😓

Shes so pretty and her eyes are gorgeous, sky blue. Shes got soft hair in the bi flag colors which is awesome. And don't even get me started on her body. Damn.

She looks equally good in a dress, all done up and sweats with just woke up hair

She calls me to make sure im up in time for work if its early

She calls me out on my bs but not in a mean way

She helped me build a shelf

Fuck. What is this.