Me making a dnd character: ok, you said you wanted us to start at 5th level so I’m going to make a human with 3 levels in ranger and 2 in warlock.
My DM: sounds cool!
Me: She’s going to subclass as a beast master. Would it be ok if I flavored my beast a little weird since I’m part warlock?
My DM: sure! What do you have in mind?
Me, very clearly trying to make Madoka Kaname: A feral lesbian with a gun.
DM:
Me:
DM:
Me: please I’m begging you-
DM: get out of my house
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