#i think i'm thinking a lot about satyr food rn and specifically copper b/c
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Two things: do you like fainting goats? follow up to the anon whos goats ate baking soda and copper, i feel like satyr pastries would looks so pretty bc it could/would contain genuine metals (thinking gold leaf but thicker like aluminum foil) but then taste like absolute ass
Yeah I love that ... People would go to cute little satyr villages for the #cottagecore aesthetic, go to a local pastry/coffee shop and it's just the saltiest, most vile food ever despite looking really cute (also yeah I love Myotonic goats !!)
#mailbox#hoofology#grass jelly is fucking good tho...#i think i'm thinking a lot about satyr food rn and specifically copper b/c#this shitty store brand mayonnaise i brought has an 8 hour aftertaste that tastes like pennies straight up#hoof draws
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