#i think i'll try to do a 50 head challenge :O

[quantum-cat-art]

Samantha Carter in Urgo

[their-dearest]

This tag has been rlly dry recent, so I'd like to contribute to our beloved sparkly man.

Super random Headcanons (sfw & nsfw) below (warning: might be OOC):

SFW:

His love language? Definitely quality time (giving & receiving) & physical touch

Just imagine reading a book with him, or his teaching you some spells <33 (can't u tell I'm a whore for quality time?).

Braiding & doing his hairstyle <33 Aaravos loves it when his S/O touches him, it makes him feel relax and forget his problems, even if it's just a short while

(I just wanna run my hands to his hair )

I feel like he's pretty good at drawing, to specific, water coloring. Like, have u seen the way he moves his hands? He has the precision for it!

Nickames he'd give to his partner/s: star, starlight, love, my dear (i feel like I'm missing a few more)

He also has the biggest bisexual energy in the show (asides from Harrow lmaoo)

NSFW UNDER THE CUT! MINORS PLS SCROLL AWAY.

NSFW Oness:

He's def a switch, although he leans on the dom side of things

I have no idea how elves genitalia works/look like, but he does have big 🍆 energy

His tongue isn't just for telling half truths 😏 (I'll let you fill in the gaps)

Grab his horns or hair while he's doing it and he would let out the prettiest moan ever.

Like one of those gaspy moans that sends shivers down your spine.

If he's subby, i feel like he's a brat sub (like he's such a tease fr fr. Weirdly enough, it reminds me of that time where the viewers & Viren 1st see him.)

Anyways that's all, thank you for reading my (partially down bad) headcanons of him! I hope you stay hydrated & drink your meds (if u have 1)!

(EDIT: OMG TYSM FOR THE 50+ LIKES, I ADDED EXTRA HCS FOR PURPLE GLITTER MAN <33)

NSFW:

It may not be obvious at first, but he enjoys a little bit of pain (if yk yk~)

Just not too much or it'll ruin his mood

Also on the topic of kinks, i feel like he doesn't like being restrained or blindfolded

Although it would be a pretty sight

Like he's probably left in that same spot in the mirror for centuries,

It makes him feel helpless, and he hates it.

A weirdly specific one is that If you're someone who's fem, or AFAB, I feel like he has a fantasy of being pegged. (Although he has yet to bring this up since he knows that pegging isn't for everyone.)

SFW:

Remember the watercolor hc before?

Yea let's elaborate that.

So imagine him teaching u how to paint with watercolor!

Or or!

Even better, if you know different medium, you could paint each other's portraits<33

(kicking & twirling my hair rnn)

I feel like Aaravos also wear a little bit of make up, to be more specific, eye makeup

He'd definitely ace a perfect wing.

This isn't rlly a headcannon, but what shade of lipstick do u think will fit him? (If not lipstick, other lip makeup)

Extra head cannons!

Study dates! Study dates with him!! (*Shakes you like a bag of fries*)

He has a lot of good study tips for uuu

Like he's been studying spells and learning the 6 primal sources for most of his life (probably)

But also he would be observant of your limits

Like homeboy would know your about to have a breakdown before you will.

A wee bit on the angst side of things:

On the topic of arguments

I feel like he would be stubborn on his side of the fight

Like he would be sooo eager to prove that his right

That he might blatantly ignore your side

Although after the argument peaked and both of you decided to give each other space

That's the time where the argument plays in his mind

And where the pieces internally click

Regarding apologizing, of he's the one who's in the wrong, I feel like he'd apologize first.

But if he's the one on the right, he'll probably wait for you to heal up and apologize 1st.

Okai, back to normal hcs!!

Imagine doing each others make-up!

Him doing your eyeliner

You doing his lips make up

(Try not to kiss Aaravos challenge: Impossible)

Random topic about kids (idk, angsty ig?)

I feel like he'd be on the fence about having kids

While yes, he loves you with all of his dark heart

I think he'd have second thoughts about having them, since, yk

He's THE archmage Aaravos

He def has a lot of enemies up his arse

And this is just a specific hc

But I feel like he's afraid that he'll be betrayed by his own kin

Glitter man definitely has some trust issues

It took him a while to warm up to you as a person, and even a longer time as a lover

So perhaps give him some time about the matter,

He might change his mind...

... But only time will tell.

[blindrapture]

SUNDAY MAY 29TH, 2011 (Everyone's Benefit)

7:05 AM I’m happy. "I'm happy too." Hi, Mistress. "It says here you want to 'deal with' me." I, uh. I just want to make sure that Donnie and I can be safe. "Well said. I want that too. I need you in top form for your job on Wednesday. I'm looking out for you, you know? I'm trying not to grow too attached, but I am looking out. And I have a small errand for you to run today." Anything, I'll do anything you ask!!! "I know you will." something like a kiss on the cheek "I want you to go to the top of Blackpool Tower. You want to go up there, don't you? Every tourist does, and you, my pet, are just a tourist here. You need to be up there at noon, not a minute later. I'm having a package delivered right to that spot, and the postman must not be kept waiting. I'd get it myself, but I have other things to do today. You can give the package to me tomorrow morning." Okay. o: "And I want to be crystal clear on this: Under no circumstances are you to open the package. Don't go reading my mail. Don't go poking your nose." I won't! I can do this! "I know. I know. But I also know you often think you're too kinky to be punished. I assure you, I will accept that challenge if provoked. I have ways. Do not doubt my power. Did you know that my Puppets can all still think and feel? That they're aware of what I force them to do? I can do that to you." I won't disobey, I promise! "I need. To make. This. Clear. You do not 'deal with' me. I deal with you. I can replace all of your skin with wood. I can lock you away for eternity, or rather, until you get used to it." grabbed my head pulled it closer to hers. she's. staring at me. with her painted, unblinking eyes. "Do you understand?" I understand!! I obey!! "…" I obey, Mistress!!! "I'm sure you won't disappoint me." she let go of me "I also don't want to leave you so scared, as much as it's making me so fucking wet to do that to you. A scared pet isn't loyal. So I'm going to cheer you up." How are you going

(These pages have been removed. For everyone's benefit.)

11:34 AM I’m at Blackpool Tower. Now I’ve just got to go up.

11:48 AM THERE MADE IT. ..fuck, now I have to wait.

11:50 AM For posterity: Last night, when I got in bed, Donnie just immediately hugged me and asked me if I was really alright. After all the zombies. Journal, I’m beginning to think she likes me.

11:53 AM I wonder how the postman is gonna get up here. I mean, Blackpool Tower may not be a very tall tower, but it’s certainly far from ground level. Maybe he’ll go up the stairs like I did.

11:58 AM I’d better start keeping a lookout.

11:59 AM Nothing yet.

12:00 PM NothMOTHERFUCKER He’s gone he left a box what what what what. That. But that. That was, that had to be, I mean we're already dealing with the Rake, why wouldn't that faceless man have been... Why am I still alive, he was right there, I don't even feel a light cough! That was the slender man!!!

12:11 PM Anyway, um, he left this package. It’s labelled “To: Harlequin.” Harlequin?

12:34 PM Back to the main street. This package smells a lot like rotting meat.

12:57 PM God, the stench. It’s worse than shit. I think I can smell shit in it.

1:11 PM strings in your head don't open it

1:30 PM HOME

1:31 PM Package safely put under the bed. The terrible stench is gonna get it spotted, for sure, but at least I won’t be the one who opens it.

4:56 PM Donnie complained about the smell in our room. I insisted it wasn’t me. Troper 1 suggested it was the smell of the zombies drifting in. Fuckin’ saved my bacon, pal.

6:28 PM YEAH I KNOW RIGHT, WHAT IS THAT??? god this is so awkward

7:12 PM Gaaah, I just wanna go to beeeed. I want to be a good boy and not be killed please please please.

8:30 PM THIS DAY IS TAKING FOREVER

10:02 PM Dinner was beans and hot dogs.Yummy.I suggested an early night. Donnie agreed. With a wink. Holy fuck, my life might just be good.

11:15 PM We cut the cuddling short because the stench was getting unbearable. Mistress pretty much cockblockedme. D:

(Attached: "I'm a piece of shit, I'm a miserable little piece of shit. That's how finding my father's notebooks affected me. I had so fixated myself on living large and being a rockstar that I hadn't bothered with restraint or self-reflection, and all this time my father had been wrestling a crippling depression. I didn't even know. He spent his childhood fleeing one government, finding the next country's government not much better, and migrating more. This brought more perspective on the reasoning behind my family's move to America when I was just a little boy. In his later years, he saw his son taking a musical talent and running it into the ground, and yet none of his notes criticize me. He saw what he believed to be American corruption turn his own spawn into an apathetic alcoholic, and he turned not to his son's faults but to the system at large. And my father never once turned to drink, himself. He was a man of a certain kind of constitution: That of self-harm. I had no idea. My mother did. This is why she grew more stressed in the years leading up to his death. She cared too much about him, and this only made him feel guiltier. When I joined the Sunsetters and we released The Mythology of Empathy, my father's notes are nothing but glowing praise and adoration. He described our music as 'the inalienable victory over the greedy eagle.' Yet at the time I kept partying hard and refusing to give a damn about my family.")

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okayokay i have done SO VERY MUCH SINCE LAST TIME!!! and i CHANGED MY BUIULD AND ALL!! but!! i do bear a new video from my fave fromsoft lore channel and he just uploaded one on elden ring where he explains all the lore !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYDs_Inzkz4 i recommend all his videos on elden ring tbh he knows so ridiculously much and its NUTTY he also does a series where he explains the nps so he will probably be doing those as well??? i DONT KNOW SFJDLDJFLK

no but really the amount of things i just MISS bc im not looking around my character and just AT my characters LKJFLKSD T-T

i did see that about radahn i laughed so hard the 'unintentionally made the damage less' like okay fromsoft just say you wanted it to be harder 😭😭😭 i haven't even finished my first playthrough but im already so so so excited to do my second one wahhh i cannot wait! im thinking of going about a greatsword run maybe im so bad at mage builds so i'll probably avoid that sflgkjdflkg

a god of war session too uwuwuwu that sounds so exciting i hope u have sm fun!!! i actually just fought the godskin duo last night and god them second try??? like??? TBH the run up to the boss was worse for me than the actual boss and since you're going for a bleed build i'd say you're definitely gonna not have that much trouble sfdlkjsdlkf i would bring some sleep grease tho that would be helpful altho i couldn't use it bc my swords were unique and you can't put grease on unique swords which i DID NOT KNOW!!!

i actually do strength bc for my specific rapier the buff on the sword scaled with strength, along with my backup weapon i use in the mines against the rock enemies! i split roughly 50/50 on dex and str!! so trust me there's method to the madness sdkjlflksdjfj but i ended up shifting things a little so i went to rennala and got things reworked some!! im shocked your endurance is so low omg how do you manage stamina :o i rely so heavily on it slkdjflskdf

NOT MARGITIODJDFGLDFKG yeah he drops in so neat and cool then you get that zoom in on his face and it's like 😀 oh okay! nvm! but maybe i need to start watching the vikings LKFJSDLKJF 👁️👁️ but im almost to the end of my first playthrough i dont know what to do with myself??? i have i think only a handful of required bosses left but im heading off to this optional area so that i can do some of the optional harder ones <33 but i need a small break bc im losing my damn mind in this city in the consecrated snowfield where there are SEVERAL black knife assassins who are literally INVISIBLE and can BACKSTAB you SEVERAL TIMES IN A ROW! im suffering so bad ngdfjgklfgj

sbvhsdbhv HELLO BELVOED SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY I WASNT ONLINE MUCH BUT IM ON IT NOW!!!!

OH MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE I HAD WATCHED THAT VIDEO BEFORE I EVEN CLICKED YOUR LINK SJDHVBHSDVBHDB the video is sooooooooo gooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!! i subscribed to him and am hoping he'll upload more bc damn i wanna KNOW sdbshvb AND ALSO!!!!!!! not to sound simpy but the amount of radagon in the video 😭 GOD the man's so hot ANYWAY!!

no like sdvbsbhdv they made him EASIER not harder hsdvbsdhb back when i watched my streamer he STRUGGLED HARD meanwhile all i had to do was summon my dudes and they did all the work for me??? kinda underwhelming ngl sdhvbhsdvb i hope they fixed him >:(

IT WAS VERY NICE i dotn think my friend got very into it but i'll bully him to play it more thats fine sdhvbhdvb AND YES I GOT TO GODSKIN DUO MYSELF!!!! i made a lot of progress in the game, beat mohg and maliketh as well already, he's SOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOL probably my fave boss excluding radagon 😭 ngl tho i do be cheesing the game with mimic tear bc i lack patience jsdvbsdbv but i think for my next playthrough i'll just sell the fkin ashes bc i hate always resorting to them when something isnt easy sdhbsdvbsvbhsdvb the runup to the godskin duo is definitely a challenge especially since the whole place is confusing as hell sdvhbsdhvb but yeah bleed build definitely did help sdhvbdv BUT ALSO GOOD TO KNOW BC I WOULDNT HAVE KNOWN ABOUT THAT EITHER DSBVHDBV

i mean i knew it would make sense!!! but was just curious about your reasoning sdbvshbdv i at first leveled up str just bc i thought strength = power JHBDSHVSB and didnt realize my katanas scale with dex jdvbhsdbv i have learned a LOT about how the game works ever since i started playing so sdhvbshdvb and i have since put a bunch of points to endurance!!! im close to level 150 now and slowly running out of things to level up so i went for endurance as well sdvhsbdhv

PLEASE DO I LOVE THAT SERIES SDVBSDBV AND OH I KNOW THAT CITY!!! ive done it myself and screw those assassins sdvbsdhvbs however for me those archers near the 4th tower were THE actual nightmare sdvbsdhvb THEY WERE IMPOSSIBLE TO DEAL WITH!!! and also do you mean the haligtree 👀👀 i'm currently at the beginning of elphael, stopped bc i wanted a break (and screw those haligtree knights istg) but it's the last area i need to explore!!! other than that i really only need to kill godfrey and radagon sdvbsdvb im so lookign forward to the radagon fight oh my god sdhvhsdbv the elden beast....... not s much...... that fight sucks sdvbhsdvb ALSO YOU MENTIONED ABOVE THAT YOURE EXCITED FOR YOUR NEXT PLAYTHROUGH SO WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOURSELF!!!! DSVBSHDVB have you done the npcs and all the quests? and bosses? and dungeons? sdvbsdvb THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO THAT ITS NOT LIKE WE'LL BE DONE ANY TIME SOON!!! SDJBVHSDB IM ALSO ALREADY PLANNING OUT MY NEXT PLAYTHROUGHS AND NG+ LMAO i already decided for sure that i really really wanna do a dex+int build next time, or something that relies more on magic and spells because as fun as melee is, i really wanna see how cool spells are jvsvbfshvb am unsure if faith or intelligence are better tho 😭 because some weapon arts require faith i think? i know maliketh's blade does jhdvbshdbv so ideally i wanna use all the cool things dsvjbdhvbd and also i think its a good idea to go through the game as a melee build for the first playthrough since its significantly harder!! and i definitely wanna be able to use those cool weapon abilities so, cant wait sbhsdbvshdvb

and also im totally planning on getting a psn for one month for my ng+ for maximum experience dfvbshvb MAYBE WE CAN PVP EACH OTHER THEN 👁👄👁

[vkinkantation]

ok so imma just answer all of these except for 10, 20, 30, 40, and 50 bc those are variable

answers under the cut!

1. i do not have a lighter

2. i guess pepsi box blue?

3. as long as there's no sauce

4. very often

5. yes

6. that tends to vary

7. yes! but i can only swim underwater, i cant seem to keep myself above water very long

8. if juice counts as water, then i've had at least 4 glasses (plus a bowl of cereal so that adds the milk)

9. i guess cotton candy? never had funnel cake so

11. if we're talking about playing instruments, i'm definitely going for bass, especially if it's bass violin

12. i havent watched many tv commercials so idk

13. sure! as long as you're not like. a bigot or anything.

14. i love going outside early morning to watch the sunrise :>

15. one time when i was in kindergarten, i took the bus home even though i shouldve gone to aftercare since my mom was at the doctors. arrived to the bus stop, got off the bus, no one was there. i figured that hey, maybe they're at the other house! so i walked my little kindergarten girl ass over to the other house. well i WOULD have, had i not took a wrong turn and ended up slightly lost. i actually got "saved" by a cop car that drove up, pulled over, the two cops came up and asked me where i was going, i told them i was trying to head back home but i thought i'd gotten a little lost. told them the address and they got me in the car and drove me back to home. and because of that, the school i was at now requires that all pre-k/kindergarten students wear purple uniform shirts and cannot get off the bus unless there's an adult there to pick them up

16. i... do not watch netflix

17. my earliest obsession? when i was very VERY young, i loved to watch the weather channel, and my dad actually calls me the weather witch because of that

18. i play a few! dragon city, mitrasphere, skullgirls, masketeers, alice legends, and one piece treasure cruise. i used to play sweet sins superstars but i kinda lost interest in it

19. zombies over vampires. theyre not realistically possible, but god i love the idea of the dead rising to attack the living!!!

21. surprisingly, i never had a celebrity crush

22. i have a collection of various stones from a rockfinding kit!

23. insane, imaginative, neurodivergent, cat-loving artist

24. i have learned many things about myself this past year. the two most notable ones are that i am neurodivergent and that i actually enjoy my alone time!

25. what does that even mean

26. well of course i believe they're real! i definitely don't think i'll ever meet one myself, and i have a feeling that they don't look like our stereotypes of aliens, but never in the lifespan of the entire universe have we been alone!

27: uhhhhhh

28. it's probably not super out there, but i really like leeandlie's english cover of both the pmmm opening and pmmm ending songs! i dont think i listen to any really unusual songs tbh

29. pretzel sticks :>

31. indeed i have! the most recent occurrence was about 3 years ago, when my best friend's poodle (the doggo's name is riley) jumped up at me, mouth open, and bit me right in the ass! didnt cause any serious damage tho, thankfully

32. my handwriting is shitty whether i use pen or pencil

33. the pmmm opening has been stuck in my head ever since i first heard it. same with calamari inkantation.

34. i think of being burrito'd in blankets on a very cold night as a friend feeds me marshmallows bc my hands are within the blanket burrito

35. im pretty good with science and math! im not a huge fan of math tho, not enough of a challenge for adhd brain :(

36. none. literally none.

37. i only go shopping in general if i absolutely HAVE to. i HATE shopping with a PASSION. mainly because if i go shopping with my mom, she takes f o r e v e r . when i shop, i get what i need and i leave.

38. vk is my internet handle and the name of my sona. originally my sona's name was vera komeya, but eventually it was changed to vk and no it does not stand for vera komeya. the inkantation part is a reference to calamari inkantation, aka a song that i still love even like 3 years after composing my internet handle.

39. the wise words i live by are those of mewtwo from the first pokemon movie, meowth from the same movie, and madoka from pmmm. in order:

"i see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."

"we do share a lot in common. the same earth, the same air, the same sky. maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different... well, who knows?"

"there're awful, horrible things in this world, i know that now. but there're a lot of things worth protecting too."

41. i have never listened to anything by the beatles. sorry.

42. i make do with speaker usually, but during car rides i use headphones

43. not much tbh. i do remember some stuff tho.

44. i like collecting songs if that makes any sense!

45. earl gray tea, with a spoonful of sugar and enough milk that it's sort of a light caramel-y color

46. i actually cant think of any christmas songs i tolerate, much less like

47. i... really dont go to either...

48. not too weird!

49: i love the smell of strawberry icecream and cookies! subtler flowery scents are nice too :>

weird asks because i’m bored

if you have a lighter, what color is it?

pepsi box blue or cheetos bag orange?

do you like pasta?

how often are you on tumblr?

are you only doing this because you’re bored?

what blogs do you mostly interact with?

can you swim?

have you had water today?

which do you prefer, cotton candy or funnel cake?

have you ever [insert question]?

bass or drums?

favorite tv commercial?

can we be friends?

do you admire the clouds and color of the sky?

what’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to you?

a netflix series that’s your favorite?

an earliest obsession you remember?

do you play video games?

zombies or vampires?

have you listened to [insert musician/band]?

your first celebrity crush?

do you have a collection of cool rocks?

five words that describe you?

what have you learned about yourself?

can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?

do you believe in aliens?

books or films?

an unusual song that’s your favorite?

the last thing you ate?

do you have a favorite [insert question]?

have you gotten bit by a dog?

do you write better with a pen or a pencil?

a song that gets stuck in your head?

when you hear “ peace ” what do you think of?

a school subject your good with?

how many alarms do you have set?

do you shop at thrift stores?

what’s the meaning behind your url?

is there wise words you live by?

what’s your favorite [insert question]?

you gotta have a favorite beatles song, what is it?

earphones or a speaker?

what do you remember from your childhood?

do you collect anything?

favorite tea?

a christmas song you secretly like?

book stores or record stores?

how weird were these questions?

what scents do you like?

is there [insert question]?

send me some!